#130: Forgot The Word For Dementia

In which Lauren & Mattias tell the history  of Sweden. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as frogs and non horny helmets. 

Content:

• Opening
  • Google search history
  • Cool face
• Bedtime story
• Weekly check in
  • Cruises & Eurovision
  • Birthdays & Passports
• Movie on!
  • Hot Shots! Part Deux
  • Jönssonligan Dyker Upp Igen
• Intermission
• U2
• Podcast ending point?
• History Lesson: Sweden
• Weight update
• What's ruining our lives
• Wrap up
  • Live Mad Libs! June 7, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

Transcript

Podcast Introduction & Face Appreciation

Speaker 1 0:00

I don't want to start right now, then we don't have to Good.

Speaker 2 0:04

Let's look at my recent.

Speaker 1 0:05

Google screen. In a world where everything is unscripted, this is Roasted.

Speaker 2 0:10

Toast, peanut, butter Cup film. What is it called when you lose your memory? I forgot the word for dementia.

Speaker 1 0:19

You know what an early sign of dementia is.

Speaker 2 0:23

When you forget the word dementia Peanut Butter Cup, s'mores, brownie Fox boots what an early sign of dementia is when you forget the word dementia Peanut butter cup, s'mores, brownie fox boots and pictures from Google Drive to Google Photos. Where is Perkley Perkley?

Speaker 1 0:36

What.

Speaker 2 0:38

Like. What does this word mean?

Speaker 1 0:39

You didn't know.

Speaker 2 0:41

No, I don't know Finnish.

Speaker 1 0:42

Okay, what does it mean?

Speaker 2 0:45

Where can I buy helium? Goddamn is what I got out of that. Okay, did you know that word?

Speaker 1 0:52

I know it's a swear.

Speaker 2 0:53

Okay, what you?

Speaker 1 0:55

Me.

Speaker 2 0:56

I like your face.

Speaker 1 0:57

Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool Cool. I have a cool face you do.

Speaker 2 1:07

When I look at your face, I think that's a cool face, yeah, yeah, most people do I think, yeah, I believe.

Speaker 1 1:10

So look at that guy, he has a cool face. I hear that a lot. Hey, cool face guy.

Speaker 2 1:17

I have that cool face Okay.

Speaker 1 1:26

But I try.

Speaker 2 1:28

You do a good job.

Speaker 1 1:30

I do.

Speaker 2 1:32

That's true, I know.

Speaker 1 1:34

I do my very best.

Speaker 2 1:36

That's what you were trying to say, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:38

Okay, I do All right.

Speaker 2 1:42

I don't speak your language. No Few people do.

Speaker 1 1:44

No, few people do.

Speaker 2 1:45

No, like, no one Exactly.

Speaker 1 1:49

Well, I'm the only one. It's the cool-faced people and there can be only one.

Speaker 2 1:55

I guess so. So it's not people, it would be a person.

Speaker 1 1:58

Yeah, well, if there's another person with a cool face, that person would be welcome to join, but I have not met anyone else so far.

Speaker 2 2:12

Okay.

Speaker 1 2:12

But if you're allowed to send pictures of your face, and I will.

Speaker 2 2:19

Judge it.

Speaker 1 2:19

Judge.

Speaker 2 2:21

That's nice. Yeah, let Matthias judge your face, yeah, okay, that's for. Yeah, let Matias judge your face, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 2:27

That's for next episode.

Speaker 2 2:28

Yeah.

Speaker 1 2:29

When all the people send pictures of their faces.

Speaker 2 2:32

Mm-hmm, all right.

Speaker 1 2:34

All right.

Speaker 2 2:35

All right.

Speaker 1 2:36

Yeah, should we start.

Speaker 2 2:38

We can.

Speaker 1 2:38

We can.

Speaker 2 2:39

We can open up if you want.

Speaker 1 2:41

We can open up.

Speaker 2 2:42

We can open up.

Speaker 1 2:43

We can open up.

Speaker 2 2:46

We can open up if you want we can open up, we can open up, we can open up we can open up we can open up bonk bonk.

Speaker 1 2:50

Okay, do it what do you think about that?

Speaker 2 2:53

I liked it.

Speaker 1 2:55

It sounded good good, okay, I'm gonna start this now please do okay, hello and welcome to rosy toasty Ghosty. My name is Mattias.

Speaker 2 3:06

I like how you look at me, like it was a question.

Speaker 1 3:10

Yeah, I was confused, my name is Mattias.

Speaker 2 3:13

I think so.

Speaker 1 3:14

Okay.

Speaker 2 3:15

My name is Lauren.

Speaker 1 3:16

You sure no?

Speaker 2 3:17

No, I don't think I'm saying it right.

Speaker 1 3:20

No Lauren.

Speaker 2 3:22

Lauren.

Speaker 1 3:22

Lauren, lauren, lauren, laurenraine, I'm not french oh no no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sorry to the french people for saying no yeah uh, okay okay, so that's it. And what else? What else? We're gonna be your, we're gonna be your best friends for an hour or so yeah, maybe that'll be cool yeah and uh. I also like to mention that some people actually think this is the bed. I don't think it is, but some people think so.

Speaker 2 4:15

This is a microphone. It's not a bed.

Speaker 1 4:17

Well, tell that to the people who think this is a bed.

Speaker 2 4:22

Okay, people who think this is a bed, okay, uh people who think this is a bed.

Speaker 1 4:25

This is a podcast no, people think this is a bedtime story we can tell beds bedtime stories. It's going great for both of us. Yeah, it is okay okay, um, but uh, some people say that this is the best podcast in the entire world.

Speaker 2 4:48

That may be true, maybe, maybe.

Speaker 1 4:51

Yeah, if you are the one I'm asking.

Speaker 2 4:54

Then I would agree that that's a fact.

Speaker 1 4:58

Okay, good.

Speaker 2 4:58

I wouldn't say maybe. I would say yes, it is. Yes cool If you were asking me.

Speaker 1 5:04

So I'm asking you. This is yes Cool If you were asking me, so I'm asking you.

Speaker 2 5:06

This is the bed bed pad pad cast. Oh my God.

Bedtime Story: The Frog's Tale

Speaker 1 5:10

Bedtime story.

Speaker 2 5:11

This is a bedtime story. Once upon a time there was a frog, oh Yep, and the frog hopped around and said ribbit, ribbit, and it splashed in puddles and hopped on rocks. And it splashed in puddles and hopped on rocks.

Speaker 1 5:26

And it the rock.

Speaker 2 5:27

It hopped on the rock and he was like excuse me, frog, I'm trying to sleep. And the frog said ribbit, ribbit. And so the rock got upset and threw the frog away. And then the frog got sad. It was like why doesn't anyone like me? Okay, so the frog is sad.

Speaker 1 5:47

Yes.

Speaker 2 5:47

And it hops away and it hops on puddles. It also hops in puddles.

Speaker 1 5:52

On puddles.

Speaker 2 5:54

The frog says I am Jesus.

Speaker 1 5:56

It's winter.

Speaker 2 5:59

The frog decides it's better than everyone else and tells everyone that he is the best frog ever because he hopped on a puddle. And all the others, uh, I don't know who the others are, but I'm assuming they might be other frogs or other animals, or the rock. Uh, who's a woodland creature?

Speaker 1 6:21

now, yeah, the rock, but he always sinks though.

Speaker 2 6:26

Yeah, he could never walk on water.

Speaker 1 6:29

No, or even hop on water. He's so jealous.

Speaker 2 6:32

So all the others started following the frog and thought he was amazing.

Speaker 1 6:37

And then Then he turned the puddle into strawberry wine.

Speaker 2 6:41

Yep, and everyone drank it and got really drunk. And then they were like, yeah, wow, you are amazing. And the frog was like, yes, drink more wine, blood, whatever it is, water, uh, and, and join me in my cult. And then the frog sacrificed a few of the people, animals, maybe the rock. He probably sacrificed the rock first because he was mean so to the devil in the water, or yeah, yeah, he drowned. No, I'm not gonna be mean to the rock no, he's a nice guy yeah no, the rock, uh, came to his senses, oh and.

Speaker 2 7:23

And he pinned the frog onto a pole, a tadpole, okay, and then the frog died.

Speaker 1 7:32

Oh.

Speaker 2 7:32

Yep.

Speaker 1 7:33

Yeah, happy story.

Speaker 2 7:34

The end Good night.

Speaker 1 7:36

Yeah, good night.

Speaker 2 7:37

Sleep well.

Speaker 1 7:38

Yeah, sweet dreams.

Speaker 2 7:40

Matias yes, how are you doing?

Speaker 1 7:43

I'm doing fine.

Speaker 2 7:45

All right.

Speaker 1 7:46

Why am I saying fine, I'm fine, I'm good Good. Yeah, how are you?

Speaker 2 7:51

I'm good. I'm okay, I'm good. I changed my mind, yeah okay.

Speaker 1 7:56

You go from good to okay. I'm going from fine to good.

Speaker 2 8:02

Yeah, I have been a tired, sad person. Today I am a mess. Ah so that's who I am today.

Speaker 1 8:14

Okay. But, who am I? A mess.

Speaker 2 8:17

My name is a mess.

Speaker 1 8:18

A mess, a mess, ah, okay.

Speaker 2 8:21

That's my Elias, because I can't pronounce words correctly.

Speaker 1 8:25

Eliases.

Speaker 2 8:27

Eliases. I pronounce alias as Elias, for some reason. I don't know why. No, that's just how I say the word.

Speaker 1 8:37

It's weird, because you're the one who's supposed to know these things.

Speaker 2 8:42

I usually pronounce words correctly.

Speaker 1 8:44

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 8:45

Except for that one.

Speaker 1 8:46

Okay, mm. Okay, do you want to jump into the week?

Speaker 2 8:50

I want to jump on puddles, okay.

Speaker 1 8:53

You can't walk on puddles. No, I jump on them, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 8:56

I hop. Actually I don't even jump.

Speaker 1 8:58

Okay, mind the frog.

Speaker 2 9:02

Whoops, so yeah. The frog whoops, uh, so yeah, let's talk about the weekend okay.

Weekend Adventures and Eurovision

Speaker 1 9:12

So last weekend I'm gonna tell you something.

Speaker 2 9:13

I went on a cruise yes with my life partner and, uh, we had massages separately um and we ate food and we had beverages and we watched Eurovision.

Speaker 1 9:26

We did.

Speaker 2 9:27

Yes, you weren't with us but you watched separately.

Speaker 1 9:30

No, but I watched Eurovision.

Speaker 2 9:32

You did.

Speaker 1 9:33

Yeah, so in a sense we did.

Speaker 2 9:36

We did, yeah, yeah, did you want to talk about Eurovision?

Speaker 1 9:41

Kind of boring.

Speaker 2 9:42

Okay.

Speaker 1 9:42

I didn't really care for the winning song. No me neither, it was weird.

Speaker 2 9:48

It was a lot of screaming.

Speaker 1 9:50

Yeah, unnecessary screaming.

Speaker 2 9:53

Yeah.

Speaker 1 9:53

It was Austria who won.

Speaker 2 9:56

Yeah.

Speaker 1 9:56

So I hope Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to host the thing next year.

Speaker 2 10:02

That would be cool.

Speaker 1 10:03

Yeah, that's probably the best possible situation yeah, so if not, I'm gonna be disappointed. Yeah, so disappointed. But yeah, you didn't like any of the songs except for the swedish one pretty much.

Speaker 2 10:20

I mean, maybe not all of them were terrible but, I didn't really see them at the same level either.

Speaker 1 10:28

Yeah, I wasn't a really big fan of the Swedish song either, though. Okay, so I don't know, but I feel like this is a repetitive thing every year, that the songs are so bad. They never have good songs. It feels like I can't really remember a song that I really liked.

Speaker 2 10:52

From Eurovision.

Speaker 1 10:53

From Eurovision, I don't know how, for how long?

Speaker 2 10:57

Yeah.

Speaker 1 10:58

But yeah, that's how it is. I guess it's not about having good songs anymore.

Speaker 2 11:04

Do you think it's more of a political thing now?

Speaker 1 11:07

Absolutely.

Speaker 2 11:07

Yeah.

Speaker 1 11:08

Without a doubt.

Speaker 2 11:10

I thought it was kind of funny In a way. The Eurovision this year was held in Switzerland and nobody voted, or the public did not vote for Switzerland at all.

Speaker 1 11:24

No, no.

Speaker 2 11:25

Which was? I mean, it was kind of funny.

Speaker 1 11:26

Yeah.

Speaker 2 11:28

Anyway so we watched Eurovision, and that's what happened.

Speaker 1 11:32

Yeah.

Speaker 2 11:34

What did you do on Sunday? Or did you do anything last weekend?

Speaker 1 11:38

I don't think I did that much at all that weekend. Okay, no, and you were still on the cruise.

Speaker 2 11:47

Yeah, On Sunday we got back.

Speaker 1 11:48

Yeah.

Speaker 2 11:49

Yeah, I mean it was really nice. We chilled out, we didn't really party, not really.

Speaker 1 11:54

No.

Speaker 2 11:55

It was a more chill cruise for us this time. Okay, it was nice, and then on Monday I went to school yeah. Yeah, what else did I do? I don't know. I don't know what. I went to school, yeah.

Speaker 1 12:04

Yeah.

Speaker 2 12:05

What else did I do?

Speaker 1 12:06

I don't know.

Speaker 2 12:06

I don't know what I did this week. What did I do this week? Did I do anything exciting? Monday and Tuesday we had really nice weather here.

Speaker 1 12:15

We did.

Speaker 2 12:15

So that was exciting. It was like summer. Yeah, I guess I didn't do much more than that on Monday. You went to work, I guess.

Speaker 1 12:28

Cool story.

Speaker 2 12:29

Yeah, I know right, I mean, my week has not been that exciting. No I didn't do anything, and then it started raining, and then I did even less, Except for Wednesday. My oldest had a birthday.

Speaker 1 12:44

Okay.

Speaker 2 12:44

He turned 13.

Speaker 1 12:46

Yeah, teenager.

Speaker 2 12:47

He's a teenager now. I made him pancakes for breakfast and then, the poor guy, he had a dentist appointment. The same day On his birthday, yeah, that morning, and the dentist told him about how bad he brushes his teeth, so I brought him to a cafe right after.

Speaker 1 13:09

Yeah, of course, as you do.

Speaker 2 13:10

A small geek camp, something small, and then he went to school.

Speaker 1 13:14

Yeah.

Speaker 2 13:15

Ha ha.

Speaker 1 13:17

I'm pretty sure I told you that after every time I go to the dentist I go to Muck's yeah, afterwards, and you get everything cheese.

Speaker 2 13:26

Yes, all the cheese things, yep, yeah. And then, after he got out of school, we picked him up and we went straight to the pizzeria. And I thought it was kind of funny because there was five of us who went to the pizzeria and nobody ordered pizza.

Speaker 1 13:44

Okay.

Speaker 2 13:45

So we were all rebels at the pizzeria.

Speaker 1 13:48

Did you order different things?

Speaker 2 13:51

Yeah, kind of. I mean my oldest and my life partner got kebab rolls.

Speaker 1 13:59

Okay, so they had the same thing. Yeah, it would have been funny if you had all different things.

Speaker 2 14:05

Yeah, just not pizza.

Speaker 1 14:07

Yeah, exactly Like one have a kebab roll, one have a hamburger. Like one have a kebab roll, one have a hamburger, one have a salad.

Speaker 2 14:13

My daughter had a hamburger and then sick child had chicken nuggets and I had a salad.

Speaker 1 14:20

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 14:22

Yeah, but that's what happened. And then we picked you up at work and we went back to the police station.

Speaker 1 14:30

Yay.

Speaker 2 14:31

To pick up passports.

Speaker 1 14:32

Yes.

Speaker 2 14:33

And then we brought you home. Yeah, and that's it.

Speaker 1 14:36

I have a passport now.

Speaker 2 14:37

You do, you're going places.

Speaker 1 14:39

Yeah, you know when I last used a passport.

Speaker 2 14:44

A long time ago 18 years ago. Wow, that's. That's a long time ago.

Speaker 1 14:50

That's almost 20 years.

Speaker 2 14:52

Yeah, that's a long time ago. That's almost 20 years. Yeah, that's a long time ago.

Speaker 1 14:56

Yeah, how does that feel? You never even been to Sweden.

Speaker 2 14:59

No 18 years ago, I did not even think about coming to Sweden.

Speaker 1 15:03

No.

Speaker 2 15:04

I don't think no.

Speaker 1 15:05

So I never traveled after that.

Speaker 2 15:08

No, it's been 18 years since you've gone anywhere. Yeah, outside the country, yeah, All right. It's been 18 years since you've gone anywhere, yep, outside the country. Yep, all right.

Speaker 1 15:15

Cool.

Speaker 2 15:15

Yeah, if you ever find that passport, I want to see it.

Speaker 1 15:18

Yeah, oh, yeah, I have hair.

Speaker 2 15:20

You have hair in that picture.

Speaker 1 15:21

Yeah, and I want to see it yeah.

Speaker 2 15:23

I think it would be fun to see. Anyway, that was Wednesday.

Speaker 1 15:28

Yes.

Speaker 2 15:29

And then Thursday I went to school and we were having like we were supposed to have just a small fika, right? Everyone was supposed to bring in something small to share with everyone, but a couple of a few of the people ended up bringing in like actual meals.

Speaker 1 15:49

Okay.

Speaker 2 15:49

So it ended up being a buffet, more than fika, and yeah, I ate so much.

Speaker 1 15:56

Yeah.

Speaker 2 15:56

But it was so good, yeah, and then I came and picked you up from work again.

Speaker 1 16:00

Yes, you did.

Speaker 2 16:01

And we went to a meeting.

Speaker 1 16:03

Yep, we did, we did Secret meeting.

Speaker 2 16:05

Secret meetings Can't talk about the meetings.

Speaker 1 16:08

No, but it was fun.

Speaker 2 16:09

It was fun.

Speaker 1 16:10

It was a fun meeting.

Speaker 2 16:11

It felt productive.

Speaker 1 16:12

Yeah and silly.

Speaker 2 16:15

Silly, it went well.

Speaker 1 16:17

Yeah, it was a really good meeting.

Speaker 2 16:20

Yeah, and then I brought you home.

Speaker 1 16:21

Yes, you did.

Speaker 2 16:22

And that was that. Yeah, today's Friday. Wow, what a fun week. Yeah, what did I do today? I rolled around on the couch and I cried about how I'm sad and tired.

Speaker 1 16:37

Sad and tired.

Speaker 2 16:38

Yeah.

Speaker 1 16:39

Yeah, I was working.

Speaker 2 16:42

Yeah.

Speaker 1 16:42

I got cake at work.

Speaker 2 16:44

You got cake. I did. What kind of cake.

Speaker 1 16:47

It was marzipan, okay, marzipan, marzipan, marzipan, marzipan.

Speaker 2 16:51

Marzipan, marzipan. Okay, marzipan, marzipan, marzipan, marzipan, marzipan, marzipan.

Speaker 1 16:58

And I got a rose.

Speaker 2 17:01

Aww.

Speaker 1 17:02

Yes, and it was good. I liked it.

Speaker 2 17:05

Good.

Speaker 1 17:07

So, and then after work, you picked me up again.

Speaker 2 17:11

I did.

Speaker 1 17:11

Third day in a row.

Birthday Celebrations and Passport Pick-up

Speaker 2 17:13

Yes, and we watched movies we did. Today is may 23rd may 23rd 2025. Yeah, that's today's date. True, it is friday. We watch movies. Would you like to movie on? Let's movie on all right, we're gonna do them after these messages Good messages. Okay, Tonight we watched Hot Shots 2. Part Do.

Speaker 1 17:43

Yeah, hot Shots Part Da.

Speaker 2 17:45

Da Da.

Speaker 1 17:47

No Part.

Speaker 2 17:48

Dead.

Speaker 1 17:49

It's French 2. French 2. French 2. I took French 2. Okay.

Speaker 2 17:53

So you French too.

Speaker 1 17:54

I took French too Okay, so you should know this.

Speaker 2 17:57

We also watched another movie. Yes, yep.

Speaker 1 18:01

And that one's called Jönsson Ligan Dyker Upp igen.

Speaker 2 18:05

Right.

Speaker 1 18:06

The Jönsson gang shows up again.

Speaker 2 18:09

They do return.

Speaker 1 18:10

Yeah, return.

Speaker 2 18:12

Yeah, I'm going to tell you about hot shots too. Yeah, in this movie we have charlie sheen yeah we. I also saw ryan styles yes at some point, who apparently was in the first one too, but I guess I completely missed that yeah, what. What's wrong with me I?

Speaker 1 18:32

don't know.

Speaker 2 18:33

I should have recognized him.

Speaker 1 18:35

Yeah, but his face was covered most of the time.

Speaker 2 18:39

That explains them Also, Rowan Atkinson was there at the end. Yeah, so that was fun. This movie is pretty much just like the first movie. It's very silly.

Speaker 1 18:55

Yes.

Speaker 2 18:55

And trying to think of the plot, but nothing's coming up.

Speaker 1 19:00

Uh, they're gonna rescue hostages.

Speaker 2 19:03

Yes.

Speaker 1 19:04

Um, in which Rowan Atkinson is one of them.

Speaker 2 19:08

Yeah.

Speaker 1 19:09

And uh, yeah, that's it. Uh, they're gonna take down Saddam Hussein. Yeah, I think it goes well. Yeah, and yeah, that's it, they're gonna take down Saddam.

Speaker 2 19:14

Hussein yeah, I think it goes well.

Speaker 1 19:16

Yeah, this one is a parody of Rambo movies.

Speaker 2 19:22

There's references to many movies as well.

Speaker 1 19:25

Yes, for instance, navy Seals. Yes, the movie with Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 2 19:32

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 19:33

It's kind of funny that he parodies his own movie.

Speaker 2 19:37

Yeah.

Speaker 1 19:38

But so does Richard Crenna, who's in the original Rambo movies. He plays basically the same character as in the Rambo movies.

Speaker 2 19:49

Yeah, that was funny.

Speaker 1 19:51

Yeah.

Speaker 2 19:52

There was references to Terminator 2.

Speaker 1 19:55

Yes.

Speaker 2 19:55

I saw Wizard of Oz, yep, other movies.

Speaker 1 19:59

Basic Instincts.

Speaker 2 20:01

Okay, a mention of Total Recall.

Speaker 1 20:04

Yeah, and RoboCop.

Speaker 2 20:06

Yeah, robocop, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 20:09

Um what else? Star Wars oh yeah, that's true, so yes, it has a few parodies.

Speaker 2 20:19

Yeah, it was really funny.

Speaker 1 20:21

It was.

Speaker 2 20:21

Also this one.

Speaker 1 20:23

Yeah, I love this one. Yeah, I love the first one, but I think the second one is better actually.

Speaker 2 20:28

You think so, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 20:30

Absolutely. I mean, I know the Rambo movies better than Top Gun, so that's why, it's funnier to see the actual references.

Speaker 2 20:41

Yeah, all right Then. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, I can agree with that.

Speaker 1 20:45

Did you think the first one was funnier?

Speaker 2 20:48

I don't know. This one was also really funny, so I.

Speaker 1 20:51

Yeah.

Speaker 2 20:52

They could have been equally funny. Mm-hmm, so I they could have been equally funny, but yeah, I would have recognized more references from this one than the other one as well, yeah. Because I also saw the Rambo movies.

Speaker 1 21:04

You did With you, yep.

Speaker 2 21:06

I have not seen Top Gun.

Speaker 1 21:08

You have not Any of them.

Speaker 2 21:09

Yet Right. Did you have anything else to say about this movie?

Speaker 1 21:14

No, I don't think so. It's a very funny movie.

Speaker 2 21:18

Yes.

Speaker 1 21:20

Yep, that's it. I think, so then we move on to Jönssonligan dyker upp igen.

Speaker 2 21:30

Yes.

Speaker 1 21:31

So this movie is about the Jönsson gang. They do a new heist at Ikea in the beginning. As usual, things go south. It doesn't really go according to plan because one of them always messes up, but this mishap makes Charles Ingvar. It leads him to another bigger heist that they are focusing on later in the movie and to be I mean the other movies have been. You know what they are going for this time. It's like electronics things. I'm not even sure what it is about, did you? It was something elektronisk utrustning.

Speaker 2 22:24

Yeah, I thought they looked like bombs but, I, guess they weren't really bombs.

Speaker 1 22:29

No.

Speaker 2 22:30

Um yeah. Electronic devices of some form yeah. I'm not really sure, but they were important.

Speaker 1 22:38

Yeah, so it's Americans and Russians.

Speaker 2 22:44

And Belgium.

Speaker 1 22:45

Yes, and Swedes, and submarines.

Speaker 2 22:49

Yeah.

Speaker 1 22:49

There were submarines too. I mean, this is a funny movie too, but I don't think it tops the third one. I think the third one is probably my favorite so far.

Speaker 2 23:00

I think so too.

Speaker 1 23:02

But I mean, this one is still funny.

Speaker 2 23:05

Yeah.

Speaker 1 23:06

Dynamite Harry is always funny.

Speaker 2 23:08

Yeah, he was funny too.

Speaker 1 23:09

Yeah.

Speaker 2 23:10

He didn't blow anything up this time.

Speaker 1 23:12

No. He just got hit in the head with a golf ball? Yeah, which is not the same thing, no but he said his line.

Speaker 2 23:20

He did. But the fact that he didn't actually blow anything up and has the nickname of dynamite harry yeah makes this movie a little bit of a disappointment oh, yeah, true I like the movie yeah it was. It was missing. Explosions though.

Speaker 1 23:35

Yeah.

Speaker 2 23:36

I didn't see any deleted scenes, so he might have blown something up in the deleted scenes.

Speaker 1 23:41

Yeah, maybe they were like no, we don't want to keep that.

Speaker 2 23:45

This is taking too long.

Speaker 1 23:47

Yeah.

Speaker 2 23:47

Or it ended up costing too much.

Speaker 1 23:50

Yeah.

Speaker 2 23:51

I don't know.

Speaker 1 23:51

But yeah, I don't know. It's a good movie though.

Speaker 2 23:55

It is a good movie.

Speaker 1 23:56

Yeah, we really want to stress that it is a good movie, but it is lacking explosions. Yes.

Speaker 2 24:03

That's all. Yeah, it's also funny.

Speaker 1 24:06

It's kind of weird when you think about it, because in the second one, where we first meet Dinamitari, he's afraid of water and doesn't want to go on the boat.

Speaker 2 24:20

Right.

Speaker 1 24:20

In this one he's driving a boat.

Speaker 2 24:23

Yeah, he's progressed Major character progression.

Speaker 1 24:27

Yeah.

Speaker 2 24:28

Development, or whatever.

Speaker 1 24:29

Yeah, in like two movies.

Speaker 2 24:32

Yes, he's been practicing.

Speaker 1 24:33

Yeah, I guess so Okay, yeah, it was just a thing, I never noticed that movies. Yes, he's been practicing, yeah, I guess. So Okay, yeah, it was just a thing, I never noticed that before, but this time I'm like wait.

Speaker 2 24:42

Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 24:43

Yeah, okay, but I think that's all I had to say about this movie, that's enough.

Speaker 2 24:50

Yeah, would you like to take a break?

Speaker 1 24:51

Yeah.

Movie Review: Hot Shots Part Deux

Speaker 2 24:52

Let's take a break.

Speaker 1 24:53

Okay.

Speaker 2 24:53

We'll be right back. Yep, we're back.

Speaker 1 25:05

We're back, welcome back.

Speaker 2 25:07

Thank you and welcome you too.

Speaker 1 25:10

Thank you, or did you mean the band?

Speaker 2 25:12

We'd like to welcome in you too. Applause.

Speaker 1 25:16

Thank you for joining us yeah, they played for us in the break yeah, and then they just left yeah so I guess they didn't actually come in here no, that's too bad. They were just outside the door.

Speaker 2 25:30

Yeah, playing for us they're very busy people yeah, they only had time for the one song yeah. Came all the way here for one song yeah, and then left.

Speaker 1 25:41

But we can't get too disappointed about that.

Speaker 2 25:44

Right, we'll take what we can get.

Speaker 1 25:46

Yeah, it's the thought that counts.

Speaker 2 25:48

Right.

Speaker 1 25:49

Because few people know it, but they're actually very big fans of this podcast.

Speaker 2 25:56

I believe they expressed that.

Speaker 1 25:58

They even made a new song about our podcasts.

Speaker 2 26:02

Did they?

Speaker 1 26:02

Yeah.

Speaker 2 26:03

You didn't hear it.

Speaker 1 26:04

No, maybe you were in the toilet.

Speaker 2 26:07

I was, that's true.

Speaker 1 26:09

When they played that one.

Speaker 2 26:11

Yeah, they only played it for you. Yeah, they were like you're the only one who would probably care about this.

Speaker 1 26:16

Yeah, they were like matias, come here and and they kind of whispered, played the okay they whisper sang and uh played very lowly okay, all right yeah anyway, okay uh, matias, yes.

Speaker 2 26:30

Okay, anyway, matias, yes, today we are recording number 130. Wow, that's how many episodes we've done so far.

Speaker 1 26:42

That's almost too many.

Speaker 2 26:43

It's about too many. How many are we going up to?

Speaker 1 26:47

Well, we said 700.

Speaker 2 26:50

Which was like 14 years.

Speaker 1 26:52

Yeah, but I don't know, Maybe 665.

Speaker 2 26:57

Okay.

Speaker 1 26:57

Because I don't want to do the next one okay, that's too scary maybe 300 okay, yeah, 300. We should watch the movie 300 for that one yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 2 27:11

Well, I mean, we have a movie list for the next. It's not 10 years anymore, is it?

Speaker 1 27:17

No, I don't think so how?

Speaker 2 27:18

long is the movie list, sorry?

Speaker 1 27:20

It's a few years though.

Speaker 2 27:21

I'm distracted.

Speaker 1 27:23

Yeah.

Speaker 2 27:23

Now I have to know 2033. Okay, so how many years is that Eight? We've got eight years of movies.

Speaker 1 27:32

Yeah, at the moment, yeah, but I mean I think I have movies to add more than these.

Speaker 2 27:40

So what number do you think we'll be at in 2033?

Speaker 1 27:45

Wow, wow.

Speaker 2 27:46

That's a math question for you. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 27:49

In eight years. Yeah 400 something.

Speaker 2 27:53

We'll be at 400 something.

Speaker 1 27:54

Yeah, at least Maybe 500.

Speaker 2 27:57

I mean, I feel like 500 is a good number.

Speaker 1 27:59

Yeah.

Speaker 2 27:59

It's a nice round number. Yeah, I mean yeah, that's good, or do you feel like we're going to just end up doing this for the rest of our lives?

Speaker 1 28:11

Probably.

Speaker 2 28:12

For nothing.

Speaker 1 28:13

Or yeah, you mean the podcast or movie night, Both, or do you want to end both at some point?

Speaker 2 28:22

I don't know. I don't know, I mean, I do like movie night.

Speaker 1 28:25

Yeah.

Speaker 2 28:25

I wouldn't mind if that lasted forever.

Speaker 1 28:27

No.

Speaker 2 28:28

Do you want to do the podcast forever too?

Speaker 1 28:31

That's the part I'm not sure about. Maybe we should have a set number to let people decide.

Speaker 2 28:40

Yeah. Or not decide but suggest, should the podcast last just as long as the movie night list, or should we continue after that?

Speaker 1 28:53

Yeah, or do you have a specific number you would like us to end on? It would be oh, that would be sad if they're like, yeah, 120 too late yeah, we've done more than 120 now.

Speaker 2 29:10

Yeah, 10 more because it's 130. Yeah, and you know what we're going to do today.

Speaker 1 29:16

Yes.

Speaker 2 29:17

Something we haven't done since 120.

Speaker 1 29:20

That's true and that is a history lesson.

Speaker 2 29:23

I am prepared to provide a history lesson. I already told you a story today, though, so we'll see.

Speaker 1 29:30

Yeah, you did, you did.

Movie Review: Jönsson Gang Returns

Speaker 2 29:32

You did so. Do you have any ideas as to what you want to know?

Speaker 1 29:37

I was thinking, okay, I thought we already did this, but maybe I gave this suggestion and you turned it down before. But I'm gonna try again. You know, in like two weeks we're gonna have the Swedish National Day, okay, okay so I would like to know, uh, the history of sweden the history of sweden yeah, how did sweden start?

Speaker 2 30:04

all right. Well, I mean, we've done australia yeah and hawaii, so might as well do sweden as well.

Speaker 1 30:12

Oh, we did midsummer yeah, okay, but that's not the same thing no not really.

Speaker 2 30:19

It's a big part of sweden I keep bumping and I'm sorry yeah, stop that I'm trying the history of sweden yes okay, once upon a time there was a group of cavemen I, I think.

Speaker 1 30:34

Mm-hmm Okay.

Speaker 2 30:35

And they were like a gang okay.

Speaker 1 30:38

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 30:38

Because they weren't like regular cavemen. Caveman, the one Cavemen.

Speaker 1 30:44

They were they were a caveman.

Speaker 2 30:47

Okay, so it was a schizophrenic. It was a schizophrenic caveman, several Mm-hmm. No, it was a group of cavemen.

Speaker 1 30:57

Men.

Speaker 2 30:58

And they weren't like normal cavemen right, that did normal caveman things like just going around and hunting and making fire.

Speaker 1 31:10

Okay, so they weren't.

Speaker 2 31:12

They weren't normal cavemen that did caveman things.

Speaker 1 31:16

Okay, no.

Speaker 2 31:17

They were more aggressive.

Speaker 1 31:20

Okay.

Speaker 2 31:21

They were like we're better than you, normal cavemen.

Speaker 1 31:25

Hmm.

Speaker 2 31:26

And they had a leader caveman.

Speaker 1 31:29

Okay.

Speaker 2 31:29

The Rock, I believe, played that role once. Okay, cool, I believe played that role once.

Speaker 1 31:33

Okay, cool.

Speaker 2 31:33

And he was like hey, rebel cavemen, we are going to attack some animals and have like really fluffy clothes and we're gonna wear these helmets that don't have horns on them.

Speaker 1 31:50

Ah Right, the non-horny helmets.

Speaker 2 31:53

Right exactly, non-horny helmets. Right exactly, Non-horny helmets. Yeah, someone had decided that there were horns but, there wasn't horns and the cavemen were like we're going to grow these super long beards and make axes and stuff.

Speaker 1 32:14

Okay, so I guess there was like a designer who wanted the horns, but the rock didn't like that.

Speaker 2 32:24

Right, yeah, One of the members of the gang was like we should have horns on these helmets and the rock was like no why.

Speaker 1 32:34

What did you do to that guy?

Speaker 2 32:37

uh, he raped him and he died because, uh, he was like, we're called the vikings now and this is what we're gonna do, okay yeah we're going to raid other countries and we're gonna kill people and rape people and Kill more people. Yeah, yeah. That's what he said. And they were like, yeah, that sounds like fun. Yeah, and so they built these ginormous canoes.

Speaker 1 33:11

Mm.

Speaker 2 33:12

And they went sailing, yeah, and they're like we're not fishermen and we are Vikings.

Speaker 1 33:19

We are rapists.

Speaker 2 33:20

We are rapists. No, we're Vikings.

Speaker 1 33:27

Oh yeah, okay yeah, vikings, we are rapists, we are rapists. No, we're vikings. Oh yeah, okay, yeah. And so there was an another guy who wanted to call them rapists, yeah, but uh, the rock didn't like that so he raped him and killed him. He's like how dare you.

Speaker 2 33:40

And then he recruited. He recruited more Vikings to make up for it and it became a cult thing eventually and they sailed around and they stole more land and killed more people and raped more people and all these lands are now Sweden. Oh, because they claimed this land, cool Called it Sweden.

Speaker 1 34:06

Yeah, very nice Thank you, thank you yeah. As a Swede, I really like this story.

Speaker 2 34:16

You're proud of your heritage, right yeah?

Speaker 1 34:17

exactly Because it's true. I can't deny that it is true.

Speaker 2 34:24

Yeah, something else that they did in their spare time, when they're not traveling and killing and raping, was they like to draw pretty pictures on rocks?

Speaker 1 34:37

Oh, on the rock.

Speaker 2 34:39

Well, they started on the rock. And then he's like this is enough.

Speaker 1 34:45

Yeah, you can stop stabbing me.

Speaker 2 34:46

I have enough of tattoos now he does have enough tattoos yeah so they started tattooing rocks instead actual rocks yeah, cool, so do I have more questions? Um questions. Do you have any questions?

Speaker 1 35:04

I'm gonna think about my questions.

Speaker 2 35:06

Okay.

Speaker 1 35:07

So there were only men doing this. What did the women do?

Speaker 2 35:13

They stayed at home and Waiting. Waiting in fear for their lives.

Speaker 1 35:19

Yeah, so was it just one group of Vikings, or was it more?

Speaker 2 35:24

It originally was just the one, and then others had heard about it and they were like, well, that sounds like fun and we're going to start another group. That's kind of like them, but we're going to have our own spin to it.

Speaker 1 35:39

Oh.

Speaker 2 35:40

So they also stole things.

Speaker 1 35:43

Oh, okay, cool.

Speaker 2 35:44

They didn't just kill and rape and such, they also stole things.

Speaker 1 35:50

Oh, that's mean. Yeah, that's not cool. There's the line right there yeah.

Speaker 2 35:55

I mean killing and raping. That's fine, yeah, whatever, yeah, but stealing is wrong.

Speaker 1 36:03

Yeah, that's the worst.

Speaker 2 36:04

I hate people who steal things.

Speaker 1 36:07

Yeah. If there's one thing in life I cannot stand, no, but yeah, it's a cool story and it's fun to you know to see the progress that happened in 20 years, 20 years, 20 years.

Speaker 2 36:24

It's been 20 years since this happened.

Speaker 1 36:27

Yeah.

Speaker 2 36:29

Yeah, I guess People have calmed down a bit. Yeah, I mean, there's still people who kill others and rape and steal and travel the world and paint pretty pictures.

Speaker 1 36:43

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 36:46

I don't know where I was going with that. I don't know how I started this sentence, because I had to think too much about all the other things I've said.

Speaker 1 36:53

Yeah, so I'm ending my sentence here. Okay, okay, cool, thank you. What's?

Speaker 2 37:00

the word for I can't remember things dementia yeah yeah, um, yeah, that was our historian I don't remember what happened, but I think that's it yeah, so, yeah, this is so now you know about Sweden.

Speaker 1 37:22

Yeah, and yeah, it's been educated.

Speaker 2 37:28

Wow.

Speaker 1 37:29

Yeah, beatbox, okay. No, it's been educational.

Speaker 2 37:35

That's true. I hope everyone learned something today.

Speaker 1 37:39

Yeah, I think so that Swedes are rapists, terrible, people. Yeah, we are.

Speaker 2 37:47

Don't move to Sweden.

Speaker 1 37:48

No, don't.

Speaker 2 37:49

We have too many people here. Anyway, there's no space.

Speaker 1 37:53

Exactly.

Speaker 2 37:53

There's too much rabies here, so where do we go?

Speaker 1 37:57

from here. Do you have any more questions.

Speaker 2 38:00

Where do we go from here? Do you have any more questions?

Speaker 1 38:02

Okay, so they did all that or we did all that. I didn't do that. No, me and all my fellow Swedes.

Speaker 2 38:12

I'm a dead turkey.

Speaker 1 38:13

You are. That's what you Americans are. Dead turkeys, yeah, dead turkeys. We're going to have Swedes after us. We're going to have Americans.

Speaker 2 38:25

Yeah, this is going great.

Speaker 1 38:26

Yeah, we should flee to.

Speaker 2 38:29

Australia. Yeah, with the rest of the prisoners.

Speaker 1 38:32

Yeah, were we done with the history lesson?

Speaker 2 38:37

We are free to be done whenever you want to be done, yeah.

Speaker 1 38:41

I did have a question though. I want to hear your question yeah, so, going from the, how did we, as swedes, uh, how did we transition from the rapists and such to today?

Speaker 2 38:56

I think one of the guys got kind of bored. I was like this is really not fun anymore. It's messy. It's really messy, yeah, and I just I don't care for the lifestyle anymore. It's boring, whatever. I've done this and we have land now, so what do you? What's the point?

Speaker 1 39:14

yeah so he um what's the point of doing everything?

Speaker 2 39:19

that's right. That's what he said. Yeah, what is the point in doing anything? That's right, that's what he said, yeah, what is the point in doing anything? So he became a traitor and he defeated the rock who? Was controlling everything.

Speaker 1 39:31

Oh, did the rock die.

Speaker 2 39:33

The rock became a runestone.

Speaker 1 39:35

Ah, oh cool.

Speaker 2 39:37

Yes, and this traitor guy told the rest of the Vikings like can calm down now, it's okay, we're good. Now let's just go to our homeland of Sweden and just live our lives, get real jobs.

Speaker 1 39:54

Yeah, and get civilized.

Speaker 2 39:57

Civilized and actually have families with women that we actually like and have children, just one or two is enough yeah, try to settle with one.

Speaker 1 40:09

One person.

Speaker 2 40:10

Yeah, not all of them. It's okay, you'll get used to it yeah, okay, very cool.

Speaker 1 40:17

Did that person have a name? He was elias his name.

Speaker 2 40:20

His name was Elias, I think, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 40:24

We'll stick with that one, yeah.

Speaker 2 40:25

Should we come around to the end of the episode?

Speaker 1 40:28

Yeah, maybe we should.

Speaker 2 40:29

All right.

Speaker 1 40:30

Okay.

Speaker 2 40:31

Maybe you would like to start with a weight update.

Speaker 1 40:34

I would like to start with a weight update.

Speaker 2 40:37

I'd really like for you to brag about your weight update again.

Speaker 1 40:40

Yeah, well, this is mostly because of yesterday, because yesterday I did not eat much at all. Okay, since last Friday I lost 0.3 kilograms.

Speaker 2 40:55

All right. Yeah, I've kind of had another bit of a roller coaster week. I did not do better, like I said that I would no.

Speaker 1 41:04

Okay.

Speaker 2 41:05

There was the cruise, and then coming back from the cruise was a little difficult as it usually is.

Speaker 1 41:11

Yeah, and you had that Fika.

Speaker 2 41:14

Yeah, the buffet yesterday, so I gained again another 1.3. So yeah, that's that.

Speaker 1 41:25

Yeah.

Speaker 2 41:26

I don't want to make promises anymore.

Speaker 1 41:27

No.

Weight Updates and Life Complaints

Speaker 2 41:28

I really want to do better, but apparently it's difficult.

Speaker 1 41:32

It is it really is. So difficult.

Speaker 2 41:36

So we'll see how the next week goes.

Speaker 1 41:38

Yeah.

Speaker 2 41:39

I can only hope for the best.

Speaker 1 41:40

Yeah, that's what we're going to do. Yeah, week goes. Yeah, I can only hope for the best.

Speaker 2 41:42

Yeah, that's what we're gonna do. Yeah, I mean, we have a birthday party tomorrow, so I'm not gonna promise that I'm not gonna get into anything. We'll see if I can wait for leftovers. Yeah, we'll see if there's anything left over for me.

Speaker 1 42:02

Let's hope not. Let's hope there's not anything left over for me. That would be better. Yeah, so what's ruining your life?

Speaker 2 42:05

What is ruining my life right now is being a big sack of blood.

Speaker 1 42:11

Yeah, yeah, which means you're a human being.

Speaker 2 42:16

Right, and I don't like that because I just want to feel sorry for myself.

Speaker 1 42:21

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 42:22

I've been emotional today and it's been annoying I appreciate that you have not been emotional with me. Yeah, today, not today no.

Speaker 1 42:34

So that's good.

Speaker 2 42:35

Yeah.

Speaker 1 42:36

Thank you for that.

Speaker 2 42:37

You're welcome. I did my very best.

Speaker 1 42:40

Yeah, and you seemed to enjoy the movies.

Speaker 2 42:43

I did I want to blame some of my emotions on this book that I read, though oh yeah part of my swedish class was to read a swedish novel and I picked a book and I finished it today. Yeah, it was really boring to begin with and then I kind of got into it and then the book made me cry and I didn't like that part. And then at the end of the book it made me cry again, so I did finish it finally.

Speaker 1 43:16

Okay.

Speaker 2 43:16

It was like 360 pages.

Speaker 1 43:18

Yeah, cool.

Speaker 2 43:19

And I did that, I accomplished something.

Speaker 1 43:21

Yeah.

Speaker 2 43:22

What's ruining your life?

Speaker 1 43:23

The thing that's ruining my life is my throat. Oh, it's so weird because my throat it feels like I have a cold or something. It's really sore, but I don't feel sick.

Speaker 2 43:39

Okay.

Speaker 1 43:40

So like every day, I feel my throat.

Speaker 2 43:44

Yeah.

Speaker 1 43:45

And I don't know, because I it would be good to like get sick and then get it over with, yeah, but I don't know if it's some kind of allergies or something. Maybe I haven't tested for any allergies, so I don't know if I'm allergic or something.

Speaker 2 44:05

Okay.

Speaker 1 44:05

Or just sensitive to something.

Speaker 2 44:08

Did you snort bee pollen?

Speaker 1 44:09

Might have happened.

Speaker 2 44:11

Oh, my goodness. Oh yeah, I told you not to do that.

Speaker 1 44:14

I forgot that.

Speaker 2 44:15

Did you get it confused?

Speaker 1 44:16

Yeah, did you think?

Speaker 2 44:17

that we were recommending it, yeah.

Speaker 1 44:21

You know, sometimes I miss some words in sentences.

Speaker 2 44:26

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 44:27

Like don't. The word don't, yeah, and those are very difficult for me to hear.

Speaker 2 44:35

Okay.

Speaker 1 44:35

That word. So, okay, I'll stop that then. All right, yeah, but that's it, I think.

Speaker 2 44:43

That's it.

Speaker 1 44:44

I'm all out of sips.

Speaker 2 44:46

So am I.

Speaker 1 44:47

So I guess we're all out of episode.

Speaker 2 44:49

Would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 1 44:51

We should.

Speaker 2 44:52

Let's do that then.

Speaker 1 44:53

Okay.

Speaker 2 44:53

Thank you to the listeners for listening. We will be back with another, another episode, yeah, next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 45:02

Believe it or not.

Speaker 2 45:03

Every Tuesday there's a new episode. Yeah, Next week should not be any different.

Speaker 1 45:08

No, exactly, and it's going to be interesting to see if we get any responses on how many episodes we should do or if we should ever stop this.

Speaker 2 45:19

Right, so send us a text and let us know what you think. Our next Live Mad Libs is June 7th. June 7th is the next Live Mad Libs.

Speaker 1 45:32

Yeah, the day after Sweden's National Day.

Speaker 2 45:40

Yeah, so be there.

Speaker 1 45:42

Or be square.

Speaker 2 45:43

Yeah, so be there or be square, yeah, yeah. That's all I have for today.

Speaker 1 45:48

Me too.

Speaker 2 45:48

Thanks for hanging out with us.

Speaker 1 45:50

Yes, have a good life. See you next week. Bye, bye-bye.

Speaker 2 45:55

Thank you for listening to the Roasty Toasty Ghosty podcast.

Speaker 1 45:59

If you kind of liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, tiktok and YouTube at Roasty, toasty, ghosty Pod.

Speaker 2 46:09

And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month.

Speaker 1 46:14

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Speaker 2 46:22

We hope you enjoyed this episode, just as we enjoyed making it.

Speaker 1 46:25

And we'll be back with another one next Tuesday on a podcast provider near you.

Speaker 2 46:31

Goodbye Mattias, goodbye Lauren.