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Speaker 1:

How about now? Yeah, we can start now.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we can start.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

But we're gonna warm up first.

Speaker 1:

We'll be good, yeah, unless you want to start right now.

Speaker 2:

Because we have to warm up first.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I can do that, that's okay. Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Speaker 2:

So we're warm.

Speaker 1:

It is warm.

Speaker 2:

Because I'm cold right now.

Speaker 1:

Are you cold? Yeah, you want a blankie.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I have one right here. Yeah, it's very warm, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm recreating the first episode. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, good, I'm not drunk.

Speaker 2:

No, that's true.

Speaker 1:

I do have vodka. The only alcohol I really brought home was the tequila. I have a feeling we might have liked the tequila more than the Bailey's. Okay maybe Am I wrong.

Speaker 2:

I don't remember which one.

Speaker 1:

The last time we had pink drinks, I believe was the 100th.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah, I'm pretty sure I liked both of them.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Or I mean Both of them were good, but I have a feeling, at least from my point of view, that I like the tequila better than the Bailey's.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 1:

Either way.

Speaker 2:

I think they both kind of taste Generally the same, the same.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think the tequila was just a little bit more creamy maybe. It was more like milk. Anyway, the thing is is that they have the tequila on the boat and I haven't been finding the tequila at Bornauget lately. Okay, and they didn't have the Bailey's on the boat, but I can find it at Bornauget.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

So, yeah, I have a tequila and I have a shot of vodka and mintu, but you didn't like that. Uh, and some wine it's supposed to be strawberry wine, but it's strawberries mixed with other berries okay it wasn't amazing like I hoped, but it also wasn't just strawberries.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

I want to try an actual strawberry wine. Ah I think that's all I brought, so we won't be doing shots.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

But we do have tequila.

Speaker 2:

Yes, okay, but that's for your birthday.

Speaker 1:

Drunk and high on helium.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, were we doing helium, if you want to? Okay, did you order? No, no, you didn't order either.

Speaker 1:

If you want to, okay Did you order. No, no, you didn't order either.

Speaker 2:

No no.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Did you tell me to?

Speaker 1:

I don't think it was decided what was happening.

Speaker 2:

Okay. So, I just didn't do anything. I mean you. If it's okay, you can order and I can pay for it. I can send you money. Okay can order and I can pay for it. I can send you money. Okay, you don't want to order and pay? I mean, maybe you want it here, since we're here, right?

Speaker 1:

yeah, I mean, I guess things can be transported though yeah either way, I don't care. I mean, even if you sent it to instabox or whatever, I can still pick it up yeah, but if you ordered it like you order it, and then I can pay for it. That's also an option.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm not. I don't know why. Do you want me to order it?

Speaker 1:

Oh, so you don't have to send money.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, do you want to order helium?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, we were talking about it.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay, do you want to order helium? Yeah, okay, we were talking about it. Let's order helium on. No, thank you Recording. Uh, party cooking. In, here we go. I don't want balloons. I'm pretty sure we have balloons somewhere, if I didn't throw them away. Okay, no, we can I mean, we're balloons ourselves, right, ourselves, right. Yeah, only try helium instead of blood. Yes, why does? Why do things cost money?

Speaker 2:

just wondering uh, I don't know, because the companies want to make money.

Speaker 1:

That might be it yeah, maybe I'm not sure 298 warming over the next three days. I got money, yay, yay. I'm just curious have you gotten anything for me for my birthday Other than the most previously?

Speaker 2:

Uh yeah.

Speaker 1:

How many movies?

Speaker 2:

We ordered Helium. Yeah, we did, yay, yay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, what I don't did, yay, yay, okay, what.

Speaker 2:

I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Ten.

Speaker 2:

What, ten, ten, what.

Speaker 1:

Ten movies.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

No, okay. I'm not sure how many movies I got you, just add a pile. No, no, no, it's not many, okay, you look so sad, it's's not many. Okay, you look so sad. It's not that many.

Speaker 2:

No, it's more like no, it's nothing Okay.

Speaker 1:

I can also open up. Yeah, did you like that?

Speaker 2:

Very cool.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Not as cool as my face, though.

Speaker 1:

No, definitely not. But good, cool yeah. Not as cool as my face, though, no, definitely not.

Speaker 2:

But good attempt.

Speaker 1:

Yes, thank you.

Speaker 2:

I but you know, Återkommande.

Speaker 1:

Repetitive.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, uh.

Speaker 1:

I made fun of one of the guys in my class on Monday. Okay, it was kind of funny, yeah, but it can't be added.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

No, no, the thing is that he had his debate on Monday. The guy who I assume we can tell who he voted for. Oh, yeah. That guy. I have something here.

Speaker 2:

It's a throat, I think.

Speaker 1:

Is there like a bump, I feel. Is there like a bump, I feel a bump? But is it like red A dot or something?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it is Okay, adam's apple. Is it a pump? A pump. Is it a pumpkin? It's a pump.

Speaker 1:

Is this a pumpkin?

Speaker 2:

Uh, it's.

Speaker 1:

Uh what. Uh, I don't know I asked if it was a pumpkin.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

It's Halloween.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so this guy did his debate on the Antichrist and how he's coming, because apparently this guy is very religious as well. Huh, cool right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So he was just going on and on and on and it was ridiculous really, and one of the other guys in the class was kind of laughing at him too. He's like oh well, if this person or whatever this existence is real, then why has no one filmed it and gotten a camera? And the guy had no real response to that. And he's like, oh, I've seen angels before, blah, blah, blah. And uh, I pray and things come true. He's like um, I was, uh, I was so poor and I wanted to go to university, and so me and a whole bunch of other people prayed that I go to university and I ended up in sweden and then I got into the university.

Speaker 1:

I somehow got money and got into the university and everything was amazing and I praise god. And then I had to draw the line there. I I couldn't be quiet anymore. So I was like do you really? Well, first of all, do you actually believe this? He didn't understand the sentence that I said. He was like huh, Like, is this true? He's like I don't know what you're saying. And then I was like do you actually believe that you are better than like children with cancer? You know, because I'm sure that their parents pray to God that their child like gets healthy again and, like, gets through this, and then they end up dying.

Speaker 1:

Oh, but you get to go to university, so what makes you so special while this kid is dead? Yeah he had no response to that either.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

So I got a good laugh, yeah, huh.

Speaker 2:

It's like this is no university.

Speaker 1:

This is Sweden.

Speaker 2:

Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

Tuesday yeah, I went to the gym.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

And then I went home and and, uh, Done I'm afraid.

Speaker 2:

What did you think about this one? Sorry, what, what, okay, hello.

Speaker 1:

It was kind of fun comparing the two. In a way, the Mad Libs? Yeah, yes, we were really drunk for that.

Speaker 2:

Jackie Chan one.

Speaker 1:

It was kind of funny.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the one with the roulette.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Yeah, I mean it was fun, but I didn't like the night.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

That wasn't fun at all. No, but yeah, I understand what you mean. The last episode, you got disappointed that I wasn't as drunk yeah, the last drunk.

Speaker 1:

Uh mad libs, yeah, yeah and.

Speaker 2:

But I mean that's because I don't want another night like that. Yeah, that's.

Speaker 1:

Whatever, no big deal.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Because I mean.

Speaker 1:

Today is we, are we added the rock here? Yeah, mm-hmm that was quick, but the thing is that the wheel is up front when I want the wheel to like spread out Like that.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you mean, so I can get closer. Hmm, on your chair. My chair Not, not the table.

Speaker 1:

No, the table's okay, it's my chair.

Speaker 2:

Okay, rape, no Um. Is that a question? Yeah, rape, or a suggestion.

Speaker 1:

Rape no.

Speaker 2:

No, thank you, I'm okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, rape, no, no, thank you, I'm okay, okay, um, no, um I think there's too many rape babies here rape babies short rabies maybe we can cut it. So I say rabies instead of rape babies, because that's a terrible thing to say. I don't know who's taking this part um, I don't know, you can fix that for me. Thank you, yes, I can thank you.

Speaker 2:

Uh, I mean, australia is good, then you don't have to scroll too much in the well, when doing the passports, things scroll. Yeah, okay, it's not called scroll.

Speaker 1:

I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 2:

You know, when you did the Esta, you had to scroll through the entire list. Oh, okay, through the countries.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, because Australia starts with A and it's pretty close to the top.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Whereas Sweden and United States both are chilling at the bottom of the list.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's what I meant.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry that I misunderstood you completely. Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 2:

I meant I'm sorry that I misunderstood you completely. Yeah, it's okay. Okay, I'm gonna cut this anyway so Are you taking this half? Do you want me to keep it so far? It's the shortest one.

Speaker 1:

We'll see.

Speaker 2:

I can keep this. It's no big deal. All right, yeah.

Speaker 1:

He didn't want to release his name.

Speaker 2:

Okay, it was anonymous. It was anonymous and Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fix that.

Speaker 1:

Elias, yeah Okay, I'm gonna fix him, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna castrate him.

Speaker 1:

All right, sometimes people do that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, just cause. Yeah, yeah, people do that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, just cause. Yeah, yeah, I mean, you're not wrong. No, should we maybe talk about something else?

Speaker 2:

We can, alright, do you have anything?

Speaker 1:

you want to talk about. That was it, that was it. That was all the things that I wanted to say.

Speaker 2:

That we should talk about something else.

Speaker 1:

Should we talk about something else?

Speaker 2:

Okay, like what. You sound like you want to talk about something else.

Speaker 1:

Okay, do you have like what?

Speaker 2:

uh, you sound like you want to talk about something else, so you should do that okay, um, I really don't know, um, what could be fun to talk about I don't know yeah, I'm sorry, uh and uh so, and I didn't drink much at all either, but I and you know I had gained some until yesterday, because that's when I, or over the night, I lost most of my weight this week.

Speaker 1:

It was the 16th. Was it Last Friday.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's true, well 16th, Was it yeah? That's true. Well, I'm appreciative. Is that a word?

Speaker 1:

Appreciative.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and I am going to start reading books soon, I hope.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

I'm not going to promise anything.

Speaker 1:

No, because you've been saying that for the past year or so yeah and the.

Speaker 2:

You know what's funny, what?

Speaker 1:

I recently ordered another book okay for me to read that you're not gonna read, yeah, okay so I have, like what is it?

Speaker 2:

six, six books now, okay, that are waiting for me to be read. So we'll see.

Speaker 1:

Okay, other than I know that there is a cold going around. All of my kids have gone through some form of a cold within the past week or so, or a couple of weeks at least.

Speaker 2:

Do they feel better?

Speaker 1:

They feel better now. Sick child mentioned today that he hasn't been coughing today, so he's finally getting better.

Speaker 2:

But didn't I hear him cough? Maybe, yeah, but maybe that's just a couple times, yeah, yeah, maybe he was like constantly coughing, because I know that last week, when you were here, he was constantly sneezing like the entire day. Oh, maybe yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then we were getting concerned because we were going to go on a cruise and of course he's going to get sick.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but it went well.

Speaker 1:

It went well. Yeah, everything's good, and that's all we have to say for today.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, what.

Speaker 1:

What I need to. Oh sorry I'm out of place here. I should finish mine too.

Speaker 2:

Yes, do you want me to say it?

Speaker 1:

That's all we have to say.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1:

Would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 2:

Let's wrap this up.

Speaker 1:

All right. Thank you for listening to the episode. Listeners.

Speaker 2:

Hey Lauren.

Speaker 1:

Yes, matias, be there or be square. Yeah, did you want to say.

Speaker 2:

What.

Speaker 1:

Did you want to align there?

Speaker 2:

You looked like you wanted to say no, I was thinking what you said.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

So that was good.

Speaker 1:

We can split it.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

So,

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