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Speaker 1:

That Okay.

Speaker 2:

We should do that.

Speaker 1:

We do that right now.

Speaker 2:

We do that.

Speaker 1:

Do that, do that.

Speaker 2:

Oh Next.

Speaker 1:

Is it sick poppers again.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I just broke the desk. We have Mad Libs next week.

Speaker 1:

We do.

Speaker 2:

We do.

Speaker 1:

That's what we're doing today.

Speaker 2:

That's something that we're doing today.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But if you want, we can do a quick something else as well.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Or keep it quick, I don't care.

Speaker 1:

You don't care.

Speaker 2:

It's an episode that I just I don't really care about, Uh.

Speaker 1:

Aw.

Speaker 2:

Aw.

Speaker 1:

Aw.

Speaker 2:

What are we doing for my birthday?

Speaker 1:

Eating cake.

Speaker 2:

That's a good idea. What kind of cake?

Speaker 1:

Good kind.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, what about?

Speaker 1:

Well, what kind of cake do you want? I know what I want, but you want the Schwarzenegger cake. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I like ice cream cake.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's good too. But, it's gonna be like a vegetable cake it can't be peanut butter, can it?

Speaker 2:

I can't have like a peanut butter cheesecake with like a chocolate crust.

Speaker 1:

I guess we can have that.

Speaker 2:

I mean it won't have the texture of the peanut butter, but it'll have the flavor of the peanut butter, okay. Plus, if it's homemade peanut butter, it's better than store-bought. Okay, also, it's my cake.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Do you have to like it?

Speaker 1:

Okay, Also it's my cake. Yeah, do you have to like it? I don't know. Maybe I don't eat that much of it. That's a good thing.

Speaker 2:

For you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But we're also going to fill our snack bowls.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, maybe not fill, no, Maybe a little Like one centimeter can be half a centimeter. It doesn't have to be råge.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1:

You know what the råge is right.

Speaker 2:

I've met him.

Speaker 1:

Not Roger.

Speaker 2:

No, okay, he doesn't need to be in my snack box. No, I'd rather he wasn't. I'm happy to not see him anymore, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I mean råge.

Speaker 2:

That's my tea.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean råge, that's my tea. Yeah, let's say this is the snack box.

Speaker 2:

Aww, oh good that it didn't go out.

Speaker 1:

Yeah Okay, råge it's when it's like that, overflowing, when it's over. Yeah, okay, that's råge.

Speaker 2:

So what I'm thinking is we have our snack bowls right and we have the wheel of snacks.

Speaker 1:

Yeah Well yeah, what. The wheel of mouthfuls.

Speaker 2:

Wheel, okay, okay.

Speaker 1:

Wheel of snacks? No Okay.

Speaker 2:

So we have ice cream. So I'm thinking like one of those bars or like a small ice cream, mm-hmm. So I'm thinking like one of those bars or like a small ice cream, right?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yes.

Speaker 2:

Keep everything kind of small. We have everything, but still kind of small. Yeah, so it feels like a lot, but it's just small things.

Speaker 1:

Small of everything.

Speaker 2:

Small of everything, a chocolate like we had today, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Sharks Um sharks. Sharks, the candy sharks.

Speaker 2:

No, the shark nibbles. Ah, okay, yes so like, uh like, a ham and cheese kind of thing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, cheese, cheese plate.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so like a Babybel, and uh well, I want salami. You can have ham.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Uh, candy. So a bag of candy, small bag of candy, not loose candy, but a small candy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah a bag of candy, mm. Small bag of candy. Not loose candy, but a small candy. Yeah Like bilar, yeah, yeah Such.

Speaker 2:

Uh chips.

Speaker 1:

Small bag of chips.

Speaker 2:

Uh, you can get a small bag of chips.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I want to get the pork rinds.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Um, I've been really wanting guacamole lately, so I might get some guacamole with that.

Speaker 1:

Okay, kulf yes.

Speaker 2:

A small thing of Kulf, I guess Pudding.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'll get a small protein pudding. You can get a regular pudding. Yeah, I can Fruit I'm thinking, at least for me, an avocado or raspberries.

Speaker 1:

Raspberries we can split raspberries yeah and then veggies.

Speaker 2:

I want peanut butter with my celery yeah okay, what veggies do you like? Carrots you can get snack carrots yeah if you really want to, you can dip them in my peanut butter. I like to dip my carrots in peanut butter, okay, okay. So that's our snacks for not next week, but the week after.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and we're going to have cake. Are we going to have dinner?

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

No Good, because it feels like we don't need dinner.

Speaker 2:

It feels like we don't need to eat at all for the entire day.

Speaker 1:

Well, the snacks we have to eat, except for the snacks, yeah. In order to have the snacks, we have to eat, except for the snacks, yeah.

Speaker 2:

In order to have the snacks you can't eat for the entire day.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so I can't eat at work.

Speaker 2:

No, you can take those. Uh, wasa makka.

Speaker 1:

Okay, just one. Just one Pack, mm one pack, we'll see.

Speaker 2:

Because two pack is dead. You only get the one pack.

Speaker 1:

Uh, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, see, I can make the joke too. Yeah, I'm funny.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes, you are Okay. Should we start? I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Maybe not Okay, let's talk about my birthday.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you're gonna get. No, I'm not gonna tell you.

Speaker 2:

Are we gonna dance?

Speaker 1:

Dance.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm To celebrate my birthday.

Speaker 1:

Wait, is that a? Thing?

Speaker 2:

I don't know. We can make it a thing, we can dance.

Speaker 1:

Just you and me, or all people?

Speaker 2:

Everyone.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Everyone dances for a dance party.

Speaker 1:

What kind of dance?

Speaker 2:

are we talking about Just dance?

Speaker 1:

I'm guessing we will be drunk if we.

Speaker 2:

Well, we were going to have the tequila right.

Speaker 1:

But not, I mean it was for later. Right For the recording. Yeah, we record later.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, or should we take half for the recording and half for grilling?

Speaker 1:

For grilling. Mm-hmm, what grilling At my place.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Do I have to drink? Not a requirement.

Speaker 2:

I no, oh, it's a bag of chips. Yeah, I thought it was a vacuum, but it wasn't okay, should we start this?

Speaker 1:

should we I don't know, you decide we also have helium helium yes, we do we do we, it's right there. And that was also for later, for recording Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's going to be interesting. I never tried it before.

Speaker 2:

Okay, you're going to think it's funny.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Because, I mean, the thing is that when you inhale it you kind of think, like what? Because it feels like you're just breathing in air you don't feel it but when you talk you hear it, okay, yeah yeah, cool. So that's what to expect. Yeah, you want me to start this uh should we I maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Do you have anything else to talk about?

Speaker 2:

I don't know, I just I like to know the plan.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so is it something else we need to plan, because I'm going to work?

Speaker 2:

You should take the day off.

Speaker 1:

I can't. You should be sick.

Speaker 2:

Your mom is in the hospital.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

No, you can't do that either.

Speaker 1:

Well, not unless she is at the hospital.

Speaker 2:

Then you'd go to the hospital and you still wouldn't hang out with me. Yeah, but you could say your mom is in the hospital. Yeah, they wouldn't know, because she doesn't work there anymore.

Speaker 1:

No, that's true.

Speaker 2:

It's an emergency. Lauren needs me.

Speaker 1:

Lauren Wait you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, me yeah.

Speaker 1:

My mom is in the hospital. Lauren needs me.

Speaker 2:

I need you to keep me busy so I don't have to think about it.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Take care of me, your mom's in the hospital, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, no, I don't think I will take the day off or be sick or anything.

Speaker 2:

We're not even going to watch City Hunter.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

What the heck tradition. Dead, it's your mom's funeral. I guess you have to take the day. Well, you had a funeral a couple birthdays ago yeah and then my last birthday was that on a weekend yeah, maybe no no could not have been.

Speaker 1:

I don know. I feel like we were working.

Speaker 2:

Did we work on my birthday? That's sad. That's a sad story. It was Thursday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we usually work on Thursdays.

Speaker 2:

And then you came over after, I guess, and we watched movies.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But this time we're already going to be watching movies. Yeah, Maybe it was a dumb tradition.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

It was a dumb tradition.

Speaker 1:

No, it was a good tradition, but it only lasted two years, unless we squeeze in one two more that's how yeah and then we won't be recording until like two in the morning yeah, so

Speaker 2:

I don't know I'm okay with that I won't be awake okay, I'm okay with that you're okay with recording by yourself I've done that before are you gonna funnel tequila in my face and record by yourself.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and uh, do your um helium sn yeah.

Speaker 2:

You're gonna make me snore in the helium. Yeah, okay, that would sound funny actually, yeah. I don't think I really snore. Do I snore?

Speaker 1:

I don't know, have I ever heard you sleep?

Speaker 2:

I've definitely slept around you.

Speaker 1:

During movies.

Speaker 2:

Probably during movies, and we have taken at least one nap on the couch.

Speaker 1:

Ah, ah, yeah, okay, no, I don't think I've heard you snore.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I don't think I snore. If I do, it's not much.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

So I don't think it's gonna be that funny.

Speaker 1:

No, maybe not, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. Ah, so I don't think it's going to be that funny. No, maybe not, I don't know, I don't know. Ugh, I have to adjust my legs again, ugh, okay.

Speaker 1:

No, my life is pretty good. How?

Speaker 2:

Of the movie, or what you've done this week.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I uh.

Speaker 2:

Uh, on Sunday, mm-hmm, did you have anything else for Saturday?

Speaker 1:

No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and then I'm going to check. I was like, okay, I'll try. Yeah, I'm just going to check my phone and see what I wrote.

Speaker 2:

Okay, because.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry. Okay, respect aspect Aspect. So yeah, that one. That one yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Why did I put? Well, I don't know what you yeah. Do you know the word? I uh ball ball.

Speaker 2:

I didn't know the word for ball. Dementia was the word actually.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's a weird way to say it in Swedish Demens.

Speaker 2:

Demens, what was the word? Ta den om? Okay, so it was a fill in the blank, right?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And the sentence was like Hold on hold on hold. On varje morgon jag blank nyheterna på tv or whatever, and the word was ta den av. Jag tar den av nyheterna. And it's supposed to mean like to read, läsa och informera sig. Yeah, and ta den av, I would think like I'm a part of it. It's supposed to mean to read, läsa and informera sig, yeah. And ta del av, I would think I'm a part of it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like join.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so I was like I don't join the news every morning.

Speaker 1:

When you said ta del av, I'm like, yeah, that's join.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean my life partner, kind of understood. It was an old way of saying yeah, that you like consume or whatever yeah, but I wouldn't say that I didn't blame myself for not getting it no so I'm not even that upset the last word test when I skipped words I got a little, uh, disappointed in myself because like I could have gotten them right, but this one was so weird, there's no way it's like a different kind of clothing every time you go shopping.

Speaker 1:

It's like this time we buy a jacket, next time we buy shoes yeah. Yeah, now we're going to buy pants. Yeah, okay, it's oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know how shopping goes. The last time I took him shopping he needed like a whole new wardrobe pretty much.

Speaker 1:

Okay yeah, oh yeah, because all of his clothes were too small. Yeah, but you were like nachos.

Speaker 2:

No, not yet Not nachos Nach. But you were like nachos no, not yet Not nachos Nachos.

Speaker 1:

Nachos, mm. And then you started eating nachos.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, maybe. Um no, I didn't have nachos.

Speaker 1:

No, it was a joke, it's my dry humor Um. Let's see what happened Tuesday. Let's see what happened.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I'm a day ahead.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, sorry, I went to work.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm, I took my test on Tuesday. Okay, my bad. I can tell you what I actually did on Monday.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, let's switch it up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 1:

Why take the days in order?

Speaker 2:

What did I say for Monday?

Speaker 1:

What did I say for monday? What did I say for?

Speaker 2:

monday did I say anything for monday?

Speaker 1:

school you took the test. Oh yeah, that was tuesday, like the most uh, productive. Yeah, yeah, let's call it productive. Uh, we've been, uh, you know yeah, okay stopped at uh the closest one yeah, so, and I our train left and or why am I taking a picture of this?

Speaker 2:

why, why?

Speaker 1:

uh, I don't know. Do we have somewhere to put it like uh on? You know, uh roasty, toastyasty, ghosty social medias.

Speaker 2:

Like Instagram or something, I guess. Okay, no, all right, okay, we don't have to.

Speaker 1:

So if people want to see that tattoo, no, we're not going to have it on social medias, I guess, because that's a big deal now Don't put it on social. I mean, why do we even have social medias if we're not putting anything on it?

Speaker 2:

I put things on it.

Speaker 1:

Cool what.

Speaker 2:

You don't notice.

Speaker 1:

I don't have social medias or what I don't have Instagram.

Speaker 2:

I mean, I put things up on YouTube too, Not pictures, At least know Instagram.

Speaker 1:

I mean I put things up on YouTube too, Not pictures.

Speaker 2:

At least know the shorts.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know that I watch them.

Speaker 2:

I put those up on Instagram and TikTok and Reddit.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, good, I mean, since we were talking about it, that's, let's see what else Can like. You know more, okay, okay, can I do the second one this time?

Speaker 2:

You did the second one last time. I mean, I don't care.

Speaker 1:

Whatever I can do whatever Okay.

Speaker 2:

This Am I supposed to apologize?

Speaker 1:

No, why would you?

Speaker 2:

uh, because I don't think I liked it as much as you did uh I.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if I said I'm not the biggest fan of this movie either. Okay I, but it's an okay movie. It's not a favorite.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so no, so the the two guys Vanheden and Dynamitharri in the beginning they're already in Majorca. Charles Ingvar is not. He's in Sweden, but he gets there later in another name, and then he decides that he doesn't want to do heists with his friends anymore, and then so he does it with other people that he doesn't really know, and of course they trick him and makes him go to jail. Or yeah, the other guys, the bad guys. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm just wondering if you're gonna.

Speaker 1:

Can you help me?

Speaker 2:

If you're gonna summarize or if you're gonna tell the entire movie. Oh okay, I wasn't sure what you were.

Speaker 1:

No, I never know what to. What am I saying then? Okay, he, Okay, just summarize the gang is on Mallorca and at In Mallorca Is it at At Mallorca. They're at that place, and what?

Speaker 2:

is it?

Speaker 1:

in. I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I think it's in. Actually they're in Mallorca, I think. And what is it in? I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I think it's in actually they're in Mallorca, I think.

Speaker 2:

And yeah, because if I went to Spain, I'd be in Spain. I went to Spain, I was in Spain, they were in Spain.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they're in Spain and the gang is in Spain, and Not this one.

Speaker 2:

No, not, yet Not yet, whoops, I threw it on you.

Speaker 1:

The book.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I threw the book.

Speaker 1:

No, that's not or something between your legs. Sounds painful.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I did.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

There.

Speaker 1:

Okay, am I filling in the blanks first? Well, I'm gonna write oh, you, but you come up with the words Okay, there, okay, am I filling in the blanks first?

Speaker 2:

Well, I'm gonna write, oh you're.

Speaker 1:

But you come up with the words Okay, yes, Unless you want to write first. No, it's okay, we can. It doesn't really matter.

Speaker 2:

Look at that guy Drowning shark. Yeah, watch your mouth, sharon.

Speaker 1:

I thought you said watch your mouth. Watch your mouth, Jared. I thought you said watch your mouth.

Speaker 2:

Watch your mouth. Don't you talk to me like that. I agreed with you.

Speaker 1:

Shut up Pokemon.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, join us. Sorry, I didn't mean to kick you. What is Babies?

Speaker 1:

Babies.

Speaker 2:

Is that what you said?

Speaker 1:

No, I said.

Speaker 2:

It sounded like babies, babies.

Speaker 1:

What's ruining my life? What's ruining my?

Speaker 2:

life.

Speaker 1:

Wow, I need to come up with something bad in my life.

Speaker 2:

We're going to Friendly's, just so you know.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

We're getting ice cream cake In the States. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, sounds good.

Speaker 2:

Ice cream cake, also grocery store cake. Yum, okay, yeah Cake.

Speaker 1:

I'm up for any kinds of cakes and ice cream, any kinds of ice cream?

Speaker 2:

what you moved the curtain? I thought someone was coming in.

Speaker 1:

Oh sorry, right my life is too good, too good yeah that's.

Speaker 2:

That's unfortunate when you can't come up with anything, that's ruining your life. Oh no, I took too long drinking this is it solid? Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Not good. No To like, force it all down, sorry, okay, what Ew? What did I do?

Speaker 2:

Ew.

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