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Speaker 1:

Let's see what happens.

Speaker 2:

Okay, we can just start talking, we can talk.

Speaker 1:

We can talk for a bit, we can look at stuff.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, before we start, we can play drums. Belly drums.

Speaker 1:

Belly drum. It's not comfortable.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Belly drums.

Speaker 2:

I'm just wondering what are we going to do today?

Speaker 1:

What are we going to do today? I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, I don't know I don't know, oh, do you know? I don't know, oh, still don't know, don't know. We can say that for like half an hour we could.

Speaker 1:

It's an option. Yeah, um, what are you thinking right now?

Speaker 2:

right now I'm thinking some kind of quiz or something.

Speaker 1:

A quiz.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

What kind of quiz?

Speaker 2:

I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

I mean, would it be? I don't know, is that fun?

Speaker 1:

Quizzes yeah Um.

Speaker 2:

To for people to listen to.

Speaker 1:

I mean I don't know, I don't know. No, no, that was what I don't know.

Speaker 2:

No, no, that was what I was thinking of right now, but if we come up with better suggestions, I'm all for that.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

So I guess this is like a worst case scenario, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I do know that I need to fix my nails.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah, I need to fix mine too.

Speaker 1:

I was bleeding today, so I have a band-aid on my finger.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I have dry hands.

Speaker 1:

I hit myself with the aw. What do you have?

Speaker 2:

That.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the you know the prying end of a hammer. Oh oh yeah, I got you know the prying end of a hammer. Oh, oh, yeah I got that into my finger, just a quick knit, you know, but just enough to start bleeding. So it's not like it was deep or anything, but it was quick, that's all.

Speaker 2:

Gives me PTSD.

Speaker 1:

Oh no.

Speaker 2:

You know the story Well. It didn't happen to me, but when I was younger I had a friend over at my place and for some reason we had I don't know, it was something out of wood, maybe it was like a pallet or something that we decided we have to break this Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

As you do Sometimes. That's the only option. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And we really wanted to break this. So we had hammers, yeah, and my friend, he got really into it and took a big swing and hit that part, the prying part into his head.

Speaker 1:

Oh, no, no, no, he didn't Nope, oh why?

Speaker 2:

What? Okay, Because it's not like it stuck, but it was like Okay because that's what I had in my head, it just got dug into his brains. Well, it was close to his brains.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Because he's like I think I hit my head. I'm like, no, I think you're fine. He's like, really, it feels like I hit my head. I'm like, no, I can't see anything. And then later he's just uh taking his hands through his hair and they're all red from blood.

Speaker 1:

It's all blood. Oh, oof, oh.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, he had to go to the ER. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Of course Boys.

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 1:

Don't play with hammers.

Speaker 2:

No, don't do that. It's not good. And my sister asked if he had colored his hair since he was already in? Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Like yeah, temporarily.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I just did it.

Speaker 1:

Just for now, just now yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

He'll go away in the shower. Yeah, ugh, okay.

Speaker 2:

It wasn't that bad, no, no, you didn't hit it in your head.

Speaker 1:

No, I just got my finger and just a little bit. It wasn't really that bad.

Speaker 2:

No, okay, Could be worse yeah it definitely could have been worse.

Speaker 1:

I reacted quickly and went and washed it out.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because.

Speaker 1:

I know how dirty that hammer is. I've been pulling out rusty nails with it.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, I like went into the bathroom, washed it out and put a band-aid on and I was okay, I'm a survivor.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you're a survivor.

Speaker 1:

I'm not gonna give up.

Speaker 2:

You're a survivor.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna get harder or something.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

It's not like keep on surviving or no, that's, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I'm a survivor, I'm not gonna give up, I'm not gonna stop, I'm gonna work harder. I'm a survivor. I'm gonna make it. I will survive, keep on surviving.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so it was just later.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you weren't wrong.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

It was just later. Yeah, you weren't wrong. No, it was just not the correct time.

Speaker 2:

No, I was too fast.

Speaker 1:

Not good.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Why are they still here?

Speaker 2:

I don't know.

Speaker 1:

He was just going to say hi to the hamster and leave Was the expectation. Yeah, next thing you know, he's going to start the coffee maker. Yeah, like, let's have some fika. It's 10 at night.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's always time for fika. What you guys have Watermelon All right, thank you. Don't mind if I do.

Speaker 2:

Not why I usually have fika, but it'll do.

Speaker 1:

Imagine being that person who walks in like I'm just gonna stop by for a quickie, and then just kind of expect fika and just go for it yourself, like no, no, no problem, don't mind me, I'm just gonna yeah, I'm just gonna look at what you have here. That's my life goals is to be that person.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, that's a good goal.

Speaker 1:

I think so. Yeah, I think I could manage that, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I think so too. I believe in you.

Speaker 1:

Thank you I appreciate it. I'm just dreading the fact that I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to pull apart another palette.

Speaker 2:

Okay, Wait why.

Speaker 1:

I need more material.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Because all the wood that I have from the one palette, I don't think it's going to be enough for what I want to do.

Speaker 2:

No, okay, but you were going to make like warming up? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1:

So I need another layer or, yeah, another palette probably.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Because I don't think what I have is enough, or just for even the bottom part is it gonna have like stairs and? I'm probably gonna make stairs. Yeah, I mean, I have all of those blocks left from, like you know between the yes I know boards so I'll probably chop those up and make stairs. I don't have an axe. Okay, I've never used an axe. Are they fun?

Speaker 2:

fun. I don't know if they're fun, but they can be useful I guess.

Speaker 1:

So I also have saws, but I don't like the hand saws because there's so much work. I don't want to do the work. It's my problem.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you don't like the sauce in your hands.

Speaker 1:

No, no, I don't. It's messy no.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

I don't like it.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm just not that kind of person. Yeah, I understand I like the electric kind. Okay.

Speaker 1:

They're less messy.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

And they don't hurt as much yeah, no, that's true, they're still here. They're still here. They weren't supposed to be here that long, just because it's papa day that means papa's gonna be here I guess. So that wasn, that wasn't the idea I can be here if. Papa's here right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's a loophole.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think that there's been a mistake.

Speaker 1:

A misunderstanding, I think so Did they leave?

Speaker 2:

No, I didn't hear the door, but I don't hear them talking.

Speaker 1:

No, did they leave?

Speaker 2:

No I didn't hear the door, but I don't hear them talking. No, did they fall asleep?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, oh, is that the door?

Speaker 2:

I don't know, he might be fixing coffee.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay, probably Did you want to check me.

Speaker 2:

No, no, I can see enough, did you see enough? Yeah, you're welcome, thank you. Fifteen minutes Start but we still don't know what we're going to do.

Speaker 1:

Well, we've got time to figure it out. Yeah, this goes here, except it's tight, okay, yep.

Speaker 2:

Hello Hi, okay, so we should Hello Hello, yeah, um, okay, so we should Hello Hello.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, did they leave Good.

Speaker 2:

What about it?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they're all broken. He didn't say anything to me either. He said that he was taking down a wasp nest. I don't know. He didn't say anything. He didn't say anything to me either. He said that he was taking down a wasp nest, the whole thing. I don't know if it's broken. I'll go check it later and then I'll tell you when I'm going to find it Right. Okay, all right, this is random Mm Bye Bye. He never said anything about that.

Speaker 2:

No, go figure, don't tell mom Okay, yeah, aw, I'm so, so nice.

Speaker 1:

You are yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm so sweet.

Speaker 1:

You're the worst.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's what you said and I said okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, that was good, mm. Yay, yay Yay Store, not right now. That's good, yay Yay Store, not right now.

Speaker 2:

Oh, no, our stomachs are having a conversation of their own. I guess.

Speaker 1:

So Yay, oh yeah, I got more birthday presents from you yesterday. But I have a file.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you do With subtitles.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so if I wanted to watch it again with subtitles, I have it.

Speaker 2:

What else? What's that movie called Naked Weapon?

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm or gun.

Speaker 2:

No, not Naked Gun.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

There's another movie called Naked Weapon. Who's not the parody kind of? It's more of an action movie.

Speaker 1:

I think, oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm finished with this movie.

Speaker 1:

Okay, but.

Speaker 2:

I thought it was funny.

Speaker 1:

I did too yeah.

Speaker 2:

That was the reason to have these in like order.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Or next to yeah each other.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Hmm, um, now it's recording.

Speaker 1:

Mm. Ah, okay, what what?

Speaker 2:

What I did weird noises in the microphone. You didn't. Yeah, yeah, and I was expecting to get annoyed with those, are you? I don't know it kind of looked like that on the picture I took of myself. I'm like those looked like gray hairs, but maybe it was just the sun that made it.

Speaker 1:

Look the the picture of yourself. Did you send me a picture?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was. I think it was the one with the woods in the oh, yeah, probably. Looking at that, it kind of looks like gray hairs.

Speaker 1:

I mean, while cutting your hairs. I've probably noticed one or two, but it's just like single strands, it's not like a clump.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Maybe, I mean, if you look closely.

Speaker 1:

That could also be reflection from the sun.

Speaker 2:

That's what I meant, yeah.

Speaker 1:

And you were sweaty, so I don't think you're really getting gray-haired yet.

Speaker 2:

No, it can't be worse than someone else.

Speaker 1:

That's true that we know, mm, I should get that next.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

You have to go back.

Speaker 2:

Wednesday Mm.

Speaker 1:

Well, no, no, not Wednesday. No Because I'm sick. That's rude Because I have to go by myself.

Speaker 2:

Mm.

Speaker 1:

And you're staying the night, mm, okay, mm.

Speaker 2:

But you will bring me home the day after, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Sorry, but I'll probably be tired. Also ice cream.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Don't hit yourself.

Speaker 2:

I was hitting my ear holes.

Speaker 1:

Oh, ow.

Speaker 2:

No Four skin. No no Redoreskin no.

Speaker 1:

No Red skin.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, red skin, that's a ghost. It's a Roasty Toasty ghosty. No, it's not Roasty Toasty it just missed it, just missed Almost. So close.

Speaker 1:

Number five.

Speaker 2:

So close to Toasty Roasty.

Speaker 1:

Toasty.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no, no, I just had to, but um.

Speaker 1:

Please don't slap my back. No I won't, I'm gonna be sad.

Speaker 2:

I can tell you that I won't do that now, on Saturday.

Speaker 1:

No promises.

Speaker 2:

I can't be responsible for anything I do on Saturday.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

It's your fault.

Speaker 1:

Okay, if I hit you on Saturday, it's your fault? Yeah, I guess it is.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean on Midsommar. I have hit you before and you have hit me.

Speaker 1:

That's true.

Speaker 2:

So we're kind of even there.

Speaker 1:

I think so. You weren't sunburned, were you?

Speaker 2:

No, you were just mad at me.

Speaker 1:

Was I mad at you. Mm-hmm, I hit you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I didn't know because I was gone.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

Because I upset you.

Speaker 1:

Did I actually hit you?

Speaker 2:

You said, you did.

Speaker 1:

I don't remember hitting you.

Speaker 2:

I think it was like I don't know if it was the day after you told me, because I was really hungover and when you had like a towel over my head, I guess, a towel over my head, I guess. And then you really said you slapped me extra hard because you were mad at me.

Speaker 1:

I don't remember this.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Oh, my gosh Okay. I don't remember it either I believe you, but that sounds really harsh.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because that's what you told me.

Speaker 1:

Aw, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

No, it's. Okay, I don't remember it. No, I don't remember it either?

Speaker 1:

You poor thing, you were having such a hard time. We all were having a hard time. It was a rough year. Yeah, oh my goodness.

Speaker 2:

That was the worst.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Um tasks, or what would you call it yeah, the.

Speaker 1:

Would you like to wrap this up?

Speaker 2:

um.

Speaker 1:

Wait a minute oh, you're not out of sips not yet can we dance?

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