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Speaker 1:

This button.

Speaker 2:

Yay.

Speaker 1:

This is the test I was talking about.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

If you wanted to look at it.

Speaker 2:

Body.

Speaker 1:

Body. Okay, I figured it might be worth a try. Yeah, it would be nice to lose some weight before the trip.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

A couple kilos at least.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that would be cool.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're supposed to learn everything about yourself. Maybe not everything, but maybe some personalized tips would be cool. Mm-hmm, because maybe I'm just doing everything wrong and that's why there's no results.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean we know what we're doing wrong. Yeah Too.

Speaker 1:

So but maybe there's just this one little tweak that would just change everything.

Speaker 2:

It would be cool to you know, find out if there's something you can eat that's good and it's not bad for you.

Speaker 1:

Right, if it helps more than fights you.

Speaker 2:

That you haven't even thought about.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like okay, well, I can handle one sandwich a day, but maybe not more than that. That would be nice.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I do love bread.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's good, it is good.

Speaker 1:

I'm surprised that I really don't care so much for like potatoes and pasta. It's the bread, Okay, you don't care so much for like potatoes and pasta.

Speaker 2:

It's the bread. Okay, you don't care for potatoes.

Speaker 1:

I mean I do, yeah, I love potatoes.

Speaker 2:

Because that has been like your favorite food for so long.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's always been my favorite food, but I didn't realize that.

Speaker 2:

I love but you don't care for it.

Speaker 1:

I don't crave it, I don't search for it.

Speaker 2:

But it's the bread. Okay, cake is also bread. Yeah, you're always searching for the bread. Yeah, is it here? Is it there?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there might be some bread over there. I'm going to go look and then there's no bread, and then I'm sad.

Speaker 2:

I mean with your kids maybe Could be anywhere I mean with any kids? Yeah, it's not well. It would be weird if you find bread from other kids.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, unless my kids have friends over.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, yeah, that's true. And then, yeah, now I'm just picturing you like a bird.

Speaker 1:

I could be a bird. Yeah, you go there picking, I could be a bird, yeah, you go there picking, constantly, searching for bread. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Old people just throw you bread. I'm a duck.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, quack, that's something that we do like at least in the airport, my kids and I, because I'm usually leading, because I kind of know where I'm going yeah, you're like the duck mom yeah, and I, I say quack, and I listen for all the other quacks behind me to make sure that everyone's still with me yeah so I don't have to like look back all the time and then if there's a quack that's really far away, then maybe I should stop stop and go, quack quack, quack, quack quick, quick, quick, mommy quick, so we may do that okay, yeah we'll be a pack of ducks yeah what's a group of ducks?

Speaker 2:

wait, I have heard this, I don't remember but isn't isn't it like all um? Birds flock flock of seagulls that's a band yeah, well, isn't that how it's?

Speaker 1:

I think, Like crows.

Speaker 2:

a murder of crows, that's so weird A murderer of crows.

Speaker 1:

Hey, hold on. Hey, Google, what is a group of ducks called?

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Can you say a waddling of ducks?

Speaker 2:

Yes, yeah, I know, it's weird.

Speaker 1:

All right.

Speaker 2:

But it's like a murder of crows Crows.

Speaker 1:

Crows, crows. We're going to be a waddling of ducks.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, a murder of crowbars.

Speaker 1:

Murderous crowbars yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, a murder of crowbars, that's when there's a serial killer who kills people with a crowbar.

Speaker 1:

I think so, I think you're right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so that's something to expect.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay Cool.

Speaker 1:

And pizza.

Speaker 2:

Pizza.

Speaker 1:

Sliced pizzas. Yes, the pizzas come sliced.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Usually.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's going to be interesting.

Speaker 1:

And I don't know if I told you about the pizzeria that I was looking at. Did I In New York?

Speaker 2:

I don't think you did.

Speaker 1:

It's the first American pizzeria. Ever, Ever Cool With, like the fire brick oven or whatever.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah, they still make it like that. Oh, that's cool, but when was that? When they started? Yeah, 19-something. Oh.

Speaker 1:

Seven. Now we have to look. Oh Sorry, we have to look. Let's see Places to visit. It's not under here. Itinerary Lombardi's is what it's called 1905.

Speaker 2:

Sorry, I was wrong, so it's 120 years old. Yeah, very cool.

Speaker 1:

Lombardi's Pizza is a historic landmark in Nolita, serving authentic Neapolitan pizzas since 1905. Despite the changing trends in the downtown neighborhood, Lombardi's has remained a staple with its red and white checkered tablecloths and cozy atmosphere. While reservations are limited, it's worth the wait to savor their fantastic pies that have been selling out for decades. So we have to book a table. Yeah okay, so let's hope that we get there in time.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, and that's when you're gonna be all stressed.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Stressed out.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, we'll see. We'll see what happens. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, that's wrong.

Speaker 2:

Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza Barbie's pizza.

Speaker 1:

Pizza pizza, pizza pizza. I don't think they're alive.

Speaker 2:

Nope, they're dead. When we get there, it's just going to be a lot of dead people, skeletons, everyone's dead, that's not what that is. Order online.

Speaker 1:

What if I just want to book a table? Let's order a pizza, send it to someone and see what happens.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Find me. Yeah sure we can go to Sweden.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, they didn't find me. What? Okay, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 2:

Why not?

Speaker 1:

I don't know. I think they only deliver in New York.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's too bad.

Speaker 1:

Okay, or the fanciest either. Just I want cheese, uh, I just I want this one. Can we just get a regular pizza? All right, I need google what's ecotia? Uh, that's the browser okay where am? Where am I here? I am Okay.

Speaker 2:

Is that like a search engine?

Speaker 1:

Hello, can you hear me?

Speaker 2:

I can.

Speaker 1:

What's he ask? Okay, I want to book a table at Lombardi's Pizza 30th at. When do you think we'll be there? Could be there by like 5. Okay, we have to check in at four not like at four, but that's earliest four and then give us a couple hours, so like six. Yeah, okay yeah I mean, it's only our first time in new york city. Freya will probably throw up everywhere, so I don't know what what what, what? Yes, oh yeah, we're. We're doing this too. That thing do you?

Speaker 2:

we need this are we using this? No, I just can I put it here instead, so you can have this here okay you're welcome yeah, because I just don't want to uh remember it forget about that when, when we're leaving you have your stick. Yes, because this is not my movie, it's my sister's yeah puke. Oh no, I did it you did it again.

Speaker 1:

I don't like it hey, it's spaghetti there's spaghetti on the table. No, don't eat that. Hey, it's spaghetti. There's spaghetti on the table Nom nom, nom, nom, no, don't eat that Boo, boo, boo Boo. I don't know.

Speaker 2:

You don't know what Is it your turn.

Speaker 1:

Maybe, why don't we keep tabs on this?

Speaker 2:

I don't know, it doesn't matter to me, I can do it.

Speaker 1:

Or I can do it.

Speaker 2:

Are we both doing?

Speaker 1:

do you want to do it? Yeah, I guess all right, let's go okay, I'm just gonna stop this okay, let's do it all right, uh, do you want to start?

Speaker 2:

yeah, okay, hello and welcome to roasty toasty ghosty wait. No, it is my turn it's your turn yeah yeah, no, I remember you remember I remember.

Speaker 1:

Let me do it for once you don't want to remember no, uh, but I think I did it. Uh, you did it last time, okay okay. Okay, but I never know what to say. It's funny that we've been doing this for I don't know two and a half years over, and we still don't know what we're saying. We say the same thing generally.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, every week, but we don't know what we're saying.

Speaker 1:

No no.

Speaker 2:

Just say anything, I guess.

Speaker 1:

Anything. Thank you for listening, yeah, just say anything I guess Anything? Thank you for listening. Yeah, we'll be back next week.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1:

You do, I do you do OCD. I have to say it three times.

Speaker 2:

We did. What did we do?

Speaker 1:

Did I see you on Saturday.

Speaker 2:

That's what I'm thinking about.

Speaker 1:

Do I have to look? Maybe you do. That's enough, I'm sorry. Enough of that, sorry for being so bubbly. No, furvik, furvik, all right, that's enough of that. No more sounds. I don't. I'm not waiting for a phone call anymore.

Speaker 2:

What was it called?

Speaker 1:

Okay, Did I say that?

Speaker 2:

wrong? No, probably no. I just wanted you to say it again, since that thing made noise and you get another try.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so um.

Speaker 2:

And yeah, I mean, I think it will be.

Speaker 1:

All right, hopefully, hopefully, yesterday, wednesday, thursday.

Speaker 2:

Thursday, no Wednesday was it? Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so it felt like yesterday? Yeah, because it was so late and when we got home I peeled off my life partner's entire back. It was so burned from the week before when we went to the beach.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I peeled off his entire back. It was awful he didn't have fun. He didn't enjoy that, but I did go to Kor at Korpen.

Speaker 2:

Okay, was it like an entire?

Speaker 1:

Almost, almost, I was. It wasn't just like small flakes, it was like a layer.

Speaker 2:

Okay, he has the picture. Oh okay, I don't need to see it.

Speaker 1:

I want to show you I don't have it.

Speaker 2:

No, okay.

Speaker 1:

It was funny, though. Yeah, yeah, this is Wednesday.

Speaker 2:

I saw a video of it. It was sped up.

Speaker 1:

It was, it was funny.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know, maybe it does. Can I look?

Speaker 1:

No, no, I'm mad. Yes, you're looking at your phone so I can look at my phone.

Speaker 2:

What are you looking at?

Speaker 1:

I'm looking at my phone. What are you looking at?

Speaker 2:

My phone.

Speaker 1:

Good, as long as you're not looking at my phone.

Speaker 2:

Okay, are you also going to look that up? No, oh good.

Speaker 1:

I have to show you something. Have you seen this? Wait, stop. No, I don't know. I thought it was funny. Yeah, poor guy, he only got crushed chips, sand chips.

Speaker 2:

It's really sad, yeah, okay, so I don't know. Alright, do you have to look that up, do I? I, I can I I don't know.

Speaker 1:

You should find out I can't do that is normal live, hey, google wait, can't is normal live way, normal illinois, what?

Speaker 2:

the heck he, but maybe it was just me are you a car? Yeah, what um is? Um like 20 years, 28 years older about and um. So they kind of in a um.

Speaker 1:

Did we have subtitles last week?

Speaker 2:

yes okay, okay, uh then uh, wait, I, I have to think a little bit about this movie. Why I, I feel like um, because I mean yeah, but uh, anyway, I, I, but anyway I don't, it was okay, but I and it's, I don't, I really really don't know. I just think I guess the if I say so, I don't know why, maybe because I think so and yeah, I, I'm just going to go on. No, the ready Ready. Yeah, I mean. So I asked about us first, but it wasn't really that much perfect, perfect.

Speaker 1:

Hmm, mind.

Speaker 2:

What to expect. Movie night reviews.

Speaker 1:

Sorry, I'm sorry, I had to laugh at that. You blew my. Okay, I'm sorry, go ahead. I'm sorry, ev ahead.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry. Evolving, evolving.

Speaker 1:

Evolving.

Speaker 2:

Always evolving.

Speaker 1:

Evolving.

Speaker 2:

That's Evolving Evolva.

Speaker 1:

Evolva. This is an Evolva. Yeah, that's like internet Interactive porn yeah.

Speaker 2:

What was the word Evolving? Evolving, yeah, what was the word Evolving?

Speaker 1:

Evolving.

Speaker 2:

Yes, form it. Form it. Form it. Let me know if you'd like no, no?

Speaker 1:

You don't need to read that part.

Speaker 2:

No, that's.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

I just wanted it to Wait. Okay, that's kind of the same thing she recorded. Okay, wait, that's kind of the same thing she recorded. Okay, it's like it's funny that it says would you like me to dig out the exact rap lyrics? I'm kind of curious yeah, yeah, I guess, so this is what you just read. Yeah, I know, yeah, I guess, so this is what you just read. No, jumps into rap language switching, oh.

Speaker 1:

Switching.

Speaker 2:

Switching. What did I I?

Speaker 1:

don't know Lauren's personal life. What, what Lauren's?

Speaker 2:

personal lifelike. Right, she's lifelike.

Speaker 1:

Am I. Maybe, Dishes are done, okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I had. I think I just had one thing Fall fun.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, fall fun.

Speaker 2:

And for being like a dual citizen, I guess, since that's what they also told us.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to continue being a dual citizen.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, well, no, I. I mean, you have the mental health problems and along with being a dual citizen, yeah, I've got a lot on my plate yeah okay, um, let's see, maybe open eyes should.

Speaker 1:

Um, now I want to think of something. I want to dig deeper here. What is matthias's worst episode?

Speaker 2:

is matthias were words words worst episode on the podcast. Okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay, sorry.

Speaker 2:

Sure.

Speaker 1:

I thought he said grr.

Speaker 2:

Grr.

Speaker 1:

I'm just curious now.

Speaker 2:

Sorry, what did you? I wrote yes About.

Speaker 1:

Ask if it said want me to dig in further for listener comments or transcript clips to catch those subtle misfires. There's no actual Reddit feedback. Um, yeah, no, Okay, never mind.

Speaker 2:

Okay, um.

Speaker 1:

I'd say that was good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what do you think? Want me to spin a whole fictional origin story for them?

Speaker 1:

That's okay. No, we're okay. Pee, pee Okay.

Speaker 2:

That's too far. Penis Vagina.

Speaker 1:

Wow, stop it, no more.

Speaker 2:

Almost. It was a sneaky one.

Speaker 1:

Why Inhaling?

Speaker 2:

Really Okay Inhaling.

Speaker 1:

Really.

Speaker 2:

Okay, inhaling, I know that.

Speaker 1:

Is that the word?

Speaker 2:

I don't know it sounds weird. Anyhow, hey Lauren, hey Matias, what, what, what's ruining your life?

Speaker 1:

Are you all out of sips?

Speaker 2:

But I'm thinking should I have the beard when we go to the meeting?

Speaker 1:

No, no, okay, we'll see. We'll see what we end up doing, okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay.

Speaker 1:

I don't know when is August.

Speaker 2:

Next month.

Speaker 1:

Oh, can we say the 9th?

Speaker 2:

9th.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, august.

Speaker 2:

That's a good adjective, it is yeah it is.

Speaker 1:

We should use that tomorrow. Yeah, okay.

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