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[Leftovers] #138
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there yeah yeah, we're done good okay short episode today yeah, I have stickers stickers with letters.
Speaker 2:Yeah, letter stickers letter stickers.
Speaker 1:This is my baby book oh, your baby book that I got in the mail baby book baby book, baby book do you want to look through my baby book? Yeah, okay, that's me that's you um, and that's my, one of my babysitter's oldest son okay cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was happy then oh, at least in this picture, oh yeah, that time, that day. Okay, so long ago.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a while ago. What's this? Oh, I think I was just mentioned. Yeah, there I am.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:Or something. Hmm, oh, it smells like my mom that, oh, that's my birth announcement in the newspaper in the news.
Speaker 2:Okay these are my first pictures of me ever oh, okay here somewhere, yeah I can see it too it looks just like me.
Speaker 1:It's so weird because in these pictures I don't see really anything, but in my kids pictures I see them almost clearly.
Speaker 2:Okay, I see like different animals.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know that. I know that my oldest looked like a frog or something. This is the same thing.
Speaker 2:This is definitely an elephant. I used to be an elephant?
Speaker 1:I never told you.
Speaker 2:But Okay, cool, this book belongs to me, oh, nothing happened during my first years because no one filled it out. Lots of dots I'm a girl.
Speaker 1:Okay, cool name. I was born on a sunday, I didn't know, very cool, I was seven pounds three ounces oh, okay and 19 inches 4.45 pm, or is it am or pm Pm. Okay, Cool and yeah.
Speaker 2:How was that? Not much here, no.
Speaker 1:News on my birthday, nothing happened at all, whatsoever.
Speaker 2:Best movies no.
Speaker 1:There aren't any good movies.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Apparently, no one visited me at the hospital or at home or anything. Nothing ever happened. Um, I didn't get any gifts, no messages and, uh, no religious records, or I never got a haircut ever. Oh, I have a family, though Family tree.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when it's more about them, I guess.
Speaker 1:No one really knows my grandparents' birthdays.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Cool.
Speaker 1:I, or one is my great-grandfather yeah.
Speaker 2:I is the one writing this. I Me, that's I.
Speaker 1:Just write me. I got my first bottle at three weeks. I had formula thanks mom yeah, um I had juice at three months and cereal at two um, yeah, what I'm so stupid okay, I read mat Matias first To Matias. I was given cereal at to Matias. Yeah, you gave it to me yeah yeah, he was like blah, here you take it.
Speaker 2:Send it to Sweden.
Speaker 1:I like bananas apparently. Yeah okay, I never grew. No, I only have my birth weight and height, so that's approximately how big I am now. Okay, yeah, oh, and I only have the one tooth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 1:Okay, I have my dad's blood, so oh yeah, he doesn't need it anymore. No, it all got transfused into me Like I don't need it anymore. No, it all got transfused into me Like I don't think he needs this anymore. I smiled on August 9th. Oh, yeah, that time, yeah that one time at two months, and then I laughed at three months.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:That one time.
Speaker 2:But never more.
Speaker 1:I got my first babysitter on August 9th at two months. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:Oh, you said Dada on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, of course I did.
Speaker 2:Very romantic of you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I liked bananas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's all you eat.
Speaker 1:That's basically all that happened. Oh, my first holiday was 4th of July. Okay, we saw fireworks. I didn't have any more birthdays after that.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I didn't have any holidays.
Speaker 2:No, that's because you never smiled or laughed again. No, maybe that's why.
Speaker 1:I really think the rest of it's empty, except for that sticky. It's sticky, but nothing else happened for the rest of my life Nothing.
Speaker 2:Exciting life.
Speaker 1:Yeah Cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, life, yeah cool. Yeah, I remember those books and I remember, like me and my sister, um, in her book they, they filled everything out and in my they just here's something. Okay, a number. You can get a number there yeah is that the same for you?
Speaker 1:um, yeah, I feel like it's your sister's well, I don't know, I don't think I saw my sister's baby book okay, but probably filled I mean, this is henry's.
Speaker 2:All right, it's decorated and everything yeah, and the other ones got uh, like a post-it note or something this is fria's okay almost.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's, it's got some.
Speaker 2:Some things happen there yeah, okay, it gets less and less this is axel's.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's got some things yeah but they're thick. They're thick. Things okay so yeah. Things Okay so yeah. I'm just gonna have to be here for now. Gone. Yep, that was that Fix that yeah, yes, I'm going to tell you where I ended up yesterday.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Step wise.
Speaker 1:Step wise. Yesterday, when I got to bed or by the end of the day, I had 34,740 steps.
Speaker 2:That's good.
Speaker 1:I was active for 323 minutes and burned 1,557 calories.
Speaker 2:Okay, did you check your weight today?
Speaker 1:When I got home, but I had already consumed things.
Speaker 2:Yeah, had you lost any weight?
Speaker 1:No, I was at 82-something. Okay, since I went crazy for a little bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, had you lost any weight?
Speaker 1:No, I was at 82 something, since I went crazy for a little bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I mean you already consumed something, so exactly that's water. Yeah, tomorrow you will probably better.
Speaker 1:I hope so.
Speaker 2:More accurate weight.
Speaker 1:Cause the only thing I had today that was not good was the snacks Just some candy and Well, at least that's kind of a nice name rather than me calling my oldest a rat. You have a mouse problem, because every time you go into the cabinets there's something missing.
Speaker 2:Ice cream monster or, in Swedish, glass monster.
Speaker 1:That's me that is you Ice cream?
Speaker 2:monster, or, in Swedish, glass monster. Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that is you. Yeah, I mean, ice cream is good, so I don't blame you.
Speaker 2:No, that's true. Yeah, should we start? Maybe we can do that. Yeah, or we can not, if you don't want to.
Speaker 1:It really depends on the mood.
Speaker 2:I feel like I'm in a good mood. Okay, how do you feel?
Speaker 1:I feel like I'm also in a good mood okay, so does that mean, we start?
Speaker 2:why are you flirting?
Speaker 1:stop flirting. Why are you flirting back?
Speaker 2:I'm trying to, I'm trying to wave you away with my eyelashes, oh okay, what you blew me away with?
Speaker 1:your eyelashes a tickle um who's starting?
Speaker 2:uh, I think it might be my turn you always wanted to be your turn do I no kidding. Okay.
Speaker 1:I just wanted to say something funny. Oh, ha, ha ha, thank you.
Speaker 2:You're welcome. I always forget to laugh whenever people say something funny.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Unless it's me, because I know when it's funny, though, because, yeah, I can hear it in my head.
Speaker 1:That's good.
Speaker 2:That's funny Laugh. That's what my voices say.
Speaker 1:And you wonder why people call you monotone robot.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't get it. No I don't know, let's start, okay, but let's not be like that.
Speaker 2:No, now that's your fault. It was A little bit more than you. Yeah, okay, so hello and welcome to roasty toasty ghosty. Was that me?
Speaker 1:no, it was me, I felt it it's so weird because even when you do it like I don't know, I feel like it's happening to me too. Okay, so I'm not sure if it's me or you?
Speaker 2:okay, no, it was me. I think I don't know, I'm pretty sure, because it's the bubbles yeah, I don't, I don't know. Anyway, sorry, go ahead um, I forgot my line I think we laughed.
Speaker 1:I think you have to start over.
Speaker 2:Okay, we have a thing.
Speaker 1:Now you're out of sips. No, Okay. So after that we went to the mall.
Speaker 2:So can I just ask you?
Speaker 1:Let's see what did I do on Monday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. What did you do what?
Speaker 1:did I do? What did I do I? What did I do? I have to find out what.
Speaker 2:I did.
Speaker 1:Okay, hmm, I um.
Speaker 2:And, uh, there's something wrong with the machines, because I have been taping packages all week. Hmm, because they they won't glue on one side of the lid, so I have to tape it. It's like every other package from one machine.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And that's so much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, stressful yeah.
Speaker 2:And you know the good janitor he's on vacation now, okay.
Speaker 1:Orvis. Oh, okay, he's on vacation now.
Speaker 2:Okay, orvis.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:He's on vacation now, so now we have Sonja and he's not as good.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:With the machines.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:So he can't really solve that problem. Yeah, yeah, orvis probably could have solved it. But you know, whatever that's what it is. Um, yeah, orvis probably could have sold it. But you know, whatever, that's what it is Mm, um and uh, we went here, or did we?
Speaker 1:No, yeah, uh Uh.
Speaker 2:Are those stickers yours or?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I bought them.
Speaker 2:Okay, last night.
Speaker 1:Oh, during my walk.
Speaker 2:Mm.
Speaker 1:Um, what else? Or yeah, I bought them, okay, last night during my walk um what? Else did I get? Yeah, these stickers I'm gonna put on the passports.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I can see easily or quickly which is which okay, yeah, yeah, it's just the a's, that are two yeah otherwise we have different letters.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, that's why I got two Pats.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:But now I'm wondering if I should use P for Ante.
Speaker 2:P for Ante.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, because his first first name is Pat.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:Anyway, or.
Speaker 2:X for Axel.
Speaker 1:Maybe A-X-A-N. Oh, we'll see.
Speaker 2:Yeah, then we started talking about snacks, and then we started talking about what you got, and then we started talking about the.
Speaker 1:Other things.
Speaker 2:Yeah, stickers, and that was my fault, that was your fault. The um, what would you call it? Perpetrator? Yeah, it's um Welcome back. Thank you.
Speaker 1:I'm going to fix everything.
Speaker 2:Everything.
Speaker 1:Everything is being fixed right now. That's better, but it's crooked and I don't like it.
Speaker 2:Could be better. Could be better, could also be worse.
Speaker 1:I guess I mean, if you just like did that, then it's worse.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you did that.
Speaker 1:I did and, just as an example, I'm going to fix it again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you and you did that I did. Just as an example.
Speaker 1:I'm going to fix it again. Yeah.
Speaker 2:You better.
Speaker 1:There, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:But after that I'm holding this to my throat like I need it to survive. It looks like one of those things when you don't have a voice and you need to you know that thing. Yeah, this is my microphone for my throat, voice box or yeah, something like that, or it could be a snack yeah sure anyway, um but, yeah, uh, and it says some words there.
Speaker 1:uh, I guess basically um, okay, I'm trying to think so. So I really don't want to repeat myself that much.
Speaker 2:Fine, I'll just read right off of it, or can't you ask it?
Speaker 1:to summarize Uh, simple summary.
Speaker 2:Uh, punctuation and capitalization, because it was so much better, I said it in a better way.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:No, both of it's the same right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, wait, yeah way.
Speaker 2:Way no wait. Say that one.
Speaker 1:Elephant.
Speaker 2:But it's like have you ever heard of the Swedish sjöravaspråket?
Speaker 1:Pirate language. Yeah, no.
Speaker 2:Okay, so that's I think I'm not sure about the rules to this one, but I think it's like for every consonant, you say the consonant and an O and the same consonant again, uh-huh, so. And then you say the vowel is just like what it is, uh-huh. And then you go with the consonant O consonant.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So it's really difficult. But a word that's kind of funny is the word lip.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Because that becomes lollipop.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:L-O-L-I-P-O-P.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lollipop. Is that how the word became yeah, okay For a lollipop.
Speaker 2:Yeah, lip yeah.
Speaker 1:Lip Interesting. Yeah, okay for a lollipop. Yeah lip, yeah lip interesting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, uh, so yeah, um, but I'm not really sure because, about how, I'm not really sure about other words, but that that is one.
Speaker 1:That's the one that you know. That I know. Yeah, okay, very cool.
Speaker 2:Like mug. Uh-huh, that would be mom-a-gog, mom-a-gog.
Speaker 1:Mom-a-gog.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:All right, that's so weird.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't think I'd get that one either. No, I can only do like short words like that yeah words like yeah, three letters or so yeah, no, no, not for me, no, no we, we should uh, we should wrap this up, all right.
Speaker 2:Well, couldn't it be ocd is uh, I for anything yeah okay if someone gonna uh, you know, say anything negative, I'm like it's my ocd, you know I don't think you can say that I, I can, all right if I kill a person. No, it's my ocd, I guess no, I'm sorry, no, that's that's what it is. Sorry they're like okay, what much we can do about that.
