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Speaker 1:

Hello.

Speaker 2:

Hello.

Speaker 1:

And welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty.

Speaker 2:

Okay, was this a start?

Speaker 1:

I guess so. I already said it, so it's a start. I have to do this. Oh yeah, I guess, so you can do that at the end.

Speaker 2:

No no.

Speaker 1:

Have you finished your tips? I haven't even opened them.

Speaker 2:

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Speaker 1:

We have to start over. Yeah, remember that time we did the first part or second and the second part first yeah, that was just a few episodes ago.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, remember that time.

Speaker 1:

Good times Now. I have to start over, okay'm sorry for breathing.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, stop that, okay.

Speaker 1:

Um so last saturday um hi uh, yeah, I don't know what else happened this week. Uh sunday right was a day, and you know, I didn't see you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, maybe we did, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

We might have. Well, no, because we didn't have Fika.

Speaker 2:

No so.

Speaker 1:

I don't think I saw you on Sunday.

Speaker 2:

Okay, but I know that.

Speaker 1:

That's it. That's all I wanted.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

What did I do on Sunday?

Speaker 2:

We didn't see each other on Sunday.

Speaker 1:

We didn't.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, it was a question.

Speaker 1:

It was a question. I'm not sure I have an answer, though. Okay, I did see you. Yeah okay, on Sunday Didn't see that.

Speaker 2:

Look how cute, you have very cozy tittles.

Speaker 1:

I'm cozy up with my tittle.

Speaker 2:

Do not include this. You're supposed to know what's the point in having you around. Anyway, I never saw this one in theaters or cinema, so I don't know.

Speaker 1:

It doesn't say, it says 2011.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was released every day the year 2011.

Speaker 1:

I think so. It doesn't say I'm not finding out.

Speaker 2:

Can I look it up?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Are you lost?

Speaker 1:

No, I'm listening.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah, okay, because you look blank. So I wasn't sure, what do you feel about that? Okay, so in this one that I didn't really Never, did I what? Yeah, practice.

Speaker 1:

Excuse me, sorry, we're Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2:

A catastrophe of unimaginable catastrophe oh, oh, a cat a cat. A cat a cat no a cat of unimaginable proportions. Yeah, big effing cat.

Speaker 1:

It's a disaster, okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

The big deal oh.

Speaker 1:

The movie makes the Matias.

Speaker 2:

Yep, you think that we can just skip snacks and watch a movie? What?

Speaker 1:

Skip snacks and watch a movie.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, are we animals, oh.

Speaker 1:

Why are you screaming at me? Because, I'm no uh, whoa, whoa, whoa Are you?

Speaker 2:

a dog.

Speaker 1:

Sorry, why are you finger-stabbing me? Who is Fluffington? I don't know. Okay.

Speaker 2:

He'll only, he'll only reveal. The characters will be no, the characters no. No, I just didn't understand the meaning. I read Okay, sorry, how can I possibly sit through the legend Legend?

Speaker 1:

Are you chanting to an empty bag of chips?

Speaker 2:

Right now, yeah, right now, right now, right now, yeah, are you?

Speaker 1:

chanting to an epic, an empty. Are you chanting to an? I'm still smiling. I'm really concerned for you.

Speaker 2:

If I chant hard enough, I'll summon them.

Speaker 1:

I'll summon them.

Speaker 2:

Yes, yes.

Speaker 1:

Dramatic pause.

Speaker 2:

Dramatic pause.

Speaker 1:

You know, dramatic, you're supposed to nod slowly, as if you're unlocking the secret of life.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the snack was within us all along. Okay, we are the snacks.

Speaker 1:

Where are we going with this?

Speaker 2:

May this popcorn, popcorn, popcorn, popcorn, swedish Sentences Okay, let's see Made this popcorn, popcorn, popcorn, popcorn.

Speaker 1:

Swedish sentences. Okay, let's see, I'm going to write five funny sentences or lines. I don't know Sentences to say in deadpan Okay.

Speaker 2:

Because I was also searching right.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, in open eyes.

Speaker 2:

See if we get similar.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 2:

You wrote funny, I wrote silly.

Speaker 1:

Okay, they're different? I think no okay.

Speaker 2:

I don't know what that word means or how it's interpreted. Oh okay, maybe I know, by 2030. Interpreted oh okay, maybe I know by 2030 I got curious because I was offered five dark humor confessions. Okay, do you want to do?

Speaker 1:

this. Yeah, I'm just dragging it out because I'm kind of having fun with it. I apologize okay ready yeah I am. I talk to myself because sometimes I'm the only one who listens and agrees.

Speaker 2:

I smile during horror movies because it's the only time I feel seen. Are you a ghost? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

I'm not saying I dislike people, but I do count them in my head when I hear sirens, whatever.

Speaker 2:

I told my therapist I was just fine to win.

Speaker 1:

Just fine to win.

Speaker 2:

I told my therapist I was just fine to win. I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Okay, cool.

Speaker 2:

That was the sentence.

Speaker 1:

AI is doing good. I keep a list of people.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I was Wait. I told my therapist I was just no, I was fine, just to win. Oh, I was fine, just to win.

Speaker 1:

Oh, so that they wouldn't be like you're okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, all right, okay, okay.

Speaker 1:

You're winning over the therapist.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I keep a list of people I like to haunt. It's getting longer.

Speaker 2:

Okay, the list of people sometimes I set multiple alarms not to wake up, just to feel wanted by the clock. Yeah, to touch them okay.

Speaker 1:

I once held the door open for someone just to see how far they'd run. It was too far. That didn't make much sense either. No, okay.

Speaker 2:

I once ghosted someone and now I worry they're actually haunting me.

Speaker 1:

Oh, hmm, I sleep fine at night because my conscious has been missing for years. That one was fun.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I keep birthday cards from relatives In case I need handwriting samples.

Speaker 1:

That's a. Thing.

Speaker 2:

Hmm.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't know. But yeah, Sometimes people do that.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Don't do that.

Speaker 2:

Now, I'm stressed.

Speaker 1:

Calm down, lower your expectations Enough. Okay, well, since today is Friday, tomorrow we will be playing live Mad Libs. We will be drunk.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And for those listening, that was in the past, so I hope you were there and I want to thank the people who were there. Thank, you. Thank you, I think it went well.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it went well.

Speaker 1:

I think so too, and if there were fights, I sorry about that that doesn't happen no stop stressing, you're okay, you're not dying no, no, not that we know of no, it's not rapid at least no slowly slowly, not rapid, okay, um, so thanks for that. Our next live Mad Libs will be in September. You know what? I'm going to come back to you on the date in September. We'll see when that ends up being. We will determine this tomorrow.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Or just read in the description if you want to know when the next live Mad Libs is, because I'll write it there, okay. Um right.

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