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Speaker 1:

It works. Yes. What do you have today?

Speaker 2:

I have my.

Speaker 1:

Jackie Chan socks again. Cool.

Speaker 2:

Good.

Speaker 1:

Very cool, thank you. Very weird socks, yeah, but they're cool.

Speaker 2:

Cool. So what are we going to?

Speaker 1:

do Sing. No, we can sit here and we can stare at each other for like an hour.

Speaker 2:

That doesn't work with the thing, with the thing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it does no, because if you like burp or clear your throat or something, it'll pick that up, yeah.

Speaker 2:

It won't pick that up though.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Because we can hear that, but not the microphone.

Speaker 1:

The microphone doesn't hear that. No, is there a reason or just cause?

Speaker 2:

We started fairly late.

Speaker 1:

You think so I?

Speaker 2:

don't know.

Speaker 1:

Is that my fault? No, you sure.

Speaker 2:

It's both.

Speaker 1:

Usually it's my fault, it's because I made food right.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. No, yeah, is it.

Speaker 1:

It's usually my fault.

Speaker 2:

It's also, we had pretty long movies. Okay, that's not your fault.

Speaker 1:

It might be.

Speaker 2:

Did you make these movies?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You were alive when they.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and I'm sure I was difficult to communicate with. Yeah, these movies took a really long time.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's how it works. Were you the production manager?

Speaker 1:

I was. They didn't like me very much. No, I just cried a lot.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and they just kept on recording and then they're like, ah, we won't cut that much.

Speaker 1:

Right.

Speaker 2:

Let's keep most of it in.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, I feel like usually when we start late, it's usually my fault, and you're the first one to admit that it's my fault.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you're like, yes, it is your fault.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, I don't think so, but you only do that when you're, like, already annoyed with me. Okay, yeah, because you just want it to be known that you're annoyed with me.

Speaker 2:

Ah, okay, I don't think it's your fault, though I think it was the length of the movies.

Speaker 1:

I probably could have made food before I picked you up.

Speaker 2:

Could have, but it wouldn't have been the fast food restaurant style then, or not, the way you make it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That would have been a lesser quality. You think so, it would have been a lesser quality fast food restaurant.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, maybe. I think, so One day you can stand and watch in awe as I grill burgers. Okay, you can cheer me on, or not? You don't have to visit me at work.

Speaker 2:

I don't have to, I don't think I'm ever going to work. I mean, you will probably not even see me.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

So the thing I maybe would do is that I already did, you know like meet you outside, wait for you outside, maybe until you get out from work.

Speaker 1:

And then what?

Speaker 2:

Maybe we can walk and talk. We usually do that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

We're walkie-talkies.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah so.

Speaker 1:

Now what I don't know, okay, and you don't like fruits. What do you mean? I don't like fruits.

Speaker 2:

I like fruits, since you don't want to talk about them.

Speaker 1:

That doesn't mean I don't like them.

Speaker 2:

Not as much as vegetables, I guess.

Speaker 1:

It was just fun at the moment.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and that was what I was thinking. Now. I mean, I don't say we're going to talk about fruits, but me bringing it up Like we should always talk about something like that.

Speaker 1:

But what's your favorite fruit? I mean, I don't know, it's hard to decide. Maybe I should go with bananas, because of how there's a lot of uses to bananas. No, okay.

Speaker 2:

No, okay yeah.

Speaker 1:

No, never mind.

Speaker 2:

No, please let me know.

Speaker 1:

That's not what I meant.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm not laughing.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

That was my serious face on the inside.

Speaker 1:

Maybe we should just start this.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay, did you get upset now.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

I just just. We talked about food last week. Yeah, um, so bananas yeah, yeah, well, what uses? I'm just curious you can cut this?

Speaker 1:

I mean you can cut them into yogurt and you can make smoothies and ice cream.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's what I meant yeah, yeah or just eat them as they are yeah, I'm sorry for smiling, okay, okay okay no, you're not no uh, I wasn't sure you wanted one, because you usually don't banana monster, because you usually have water yeah. That's why I didn't bring you one at first.

Speaker 1:

I also have just been not caring. I just don't care right now. Okay, Just whatever you know. I mean, I had nature candy yesterday. It was good for me.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

And I had ice cream today. That's good, and now I'm having energy drinks in the middle of the night? Yeah, because who cares?

Speaker 2:

No one cares.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna get fat and die anyway.

Speaker 2:

That's true.

Speaker 1:

Because I just lay around on the couch playing my games on my phone. Yeah, that's true, alright.

Speaker 2:

Phone game. Thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 1:

You know what? You too.

Speaker 2:

I don't play phone games.

Speaker 1:

No, but you're also going to get fat and die someday.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm not saying I won't.

Speaker 1:

Is it my turn?

Speaker 2:

If you want to. I don't remember. I think it's your turn, cool.

Speaker 1:

Nicely in place Kind of.

Speaker 2:

Right next to the microphone.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Or microwave, some people call it.

Speaker 1:

Some people would call it a microwave.

Speaker 2:

Another thing I haven't done this week okay, is uh rewrite the lyrics to that song to make it about me oh yeah I've not done them no, I don't even remember what song it was, but uh you know what I mean I, I know, I remember that you were gonna rewrite some lyrics to make it about you, but I don't remember what song it was right now, oh no nothing did we see each other sunday I don't think so what um I'm not wearing my glasses? You can put them on.

Speaker 1:

I could if I wanted to.

Speaker 2:

Edit it, edit it.

Speaker 1:

What was that? Yeah, okay, why are you smirking at me? No, I'm just thinking it is Sick child goes to school now.

Speaker 2:

Yeah Well, it's not school, school, though.

Speaker 1:

It's kindergarten.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

But I mean, it's school, it's not daycare.

Speaker 2:

It's preschool.

Speaker 1:

It's kindergarten.

Speaker 2:

Like preschool.

Speaker 1:

They're not the same.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I mean it's before school, right.

Speaker 1:

It's kindergarten, cool. Do you want to talk?

Speaker 2:

About.

Speaker 1:

Whatever you want.

Speaker 2:

Um sure, Tuesday Mm-hmm. No, I mean I don't have anything. We went for a walk. Yeah, what's happening? You look like you're going to cry or something.

Speaker 1:

I'm not going to cry.

Speaker 2:

No, you sure, mm-hmm Good.

Speaker 1:

That's all I can think of. Okay, hmm, I thought you. That's all I can think of Okay, I thought you were going to make noise. No, okay. Like a magical or yeah or almost, are you going to throw up?

Speaker 2:

No, burp, Okay, but I didn't want to make sound and then you know it was inside me.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

What? No, I was just me, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2:

What? No, I was just going to say, yeah, it's a really good movie. He's good Robin Williams. Yes, it felt like I was going to say something Apparently not, yeah. Yeah, I don't know how old I was the first time? No, I don't know how old I was. No, uh, but anyways, uh, good movie, um arrivals one just arrived okay, charlie, jean and yeah, um and yeah.

Speaker 2:

Now it felt like it was something else I should have said, but I forgot. Yeah, and I have to point out that I'm not forcing you to say that you like it.

Speaker 1:

Are you sure, okay?

Speaker 2:

No, that was what I was going to say earlier.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah, so now we can.

Speaker 1:

Here we are. Yes, did you have a nice break?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was a lot of laughs.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, we're having the time of our lives here.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, no tension here oh my God.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I have something on my shirt.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, do you know what this is? Stain?

Speaker 1:

I guess so.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

I feel like I Okay, number two okay. I feel like I um, um, uh, okay, number two, um oh you're, you're gonna take the second usually this is the first part, or this second part? Oh god, no, we'll see. I'll probably take this part, just so I can take that out. Uh, uh, number three yeah yeah, is this not going well.

Speaker 2:

Uh, yes.

Speaker 1:

Should we do something else?

Speaker 2:

No, okay, I think it's weird to look too long in, you know, in the eyes of people, I guess so. I, I don't know, not as much as you like to talk about you.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

No, I think um, I think yeah, yeah, I think we like to talk about each other. Yeah, yeah I don't know if that made any sense. Okay, Learn. Lean back in.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I'm going to just hold this out for a while and just let that one sink in.

Speaker 2:

Say that again.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to let it sink in yeah, what was it? Connection matters more than performance. I'm just dragging. Yeah, you get it. I get it not slower what?

Speaker 2:

what am I say less loud, what am I?

Speaker 1:

Ah you, know what I mean. Quieter.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's your word. Yeah, they, yes. They start loud and go. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I have twins, but like Meh, I mean our friends.

Speaker 2:

They're good, they're good.

Speaker 1:

What else was I going to say? Is that it? Can we wrap this up?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we can wrap this up, I think.

Speaker 1:

Are you out of sips?

Speaker 2:

Not yet. Me neither. I will be soon.

Speaker 1:

I don't really want to be out of sips. I guess this is why I don't have monsters out.

Speaker 2:

Because you don't want to finish your sips, because it's not it's um.

Speaker 1:

I did it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, I just what.

Speaker 1:

And uh, what else?

Speaker 2:

I don't know. Okay, is it just bye?

Speaker 1:

Bye.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Uh.

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