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Speaker 1:

This is us. It is, we're talking.

Speaker 2:

We're here, yeah, yeah, we are, yeah, talking. Yeah, I'm okay.

Speaker 1:

Okay, are we going back to that again? What To edit? The entire episode.

Speaker 2:

This is your episode.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's what you? I thought you meant that I should do the editing.

Speaker 2:

You know what, You're free to do. That too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but then you have to do next week's editing.

Speaker 2:

Then I'll be sad because I'm working next weekend too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Pretty sure, at least on Sunday.

Speaker 1:

Mm.

Speaker 2:

Or something I don't know.

Speaker 1:

But I feel like we have a good thing with the editing as it is now.

Speaker 2:

I think yes, yeah, you think yes. Yeah, I think yes, yeah, you think yes, I think yes.

Speaker 1:

Good, what are you searching for?

Speaker 2:

I thought I had lotion. Oh, I'm pretty sure it's somewhere Put the lotion in the basket. It might be in a basket oh that's a good reference. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Because I'm sure that's what you thought about. That wasn't on purpose. Okay, why is this so? Oh, okay, now I get it. Okay, ah.

Speaker 2:

This is my first aid kit.

Speaker 1:

Hmm, in a basket, in a?

Speaker 2:

basket In a box, in a basket.

Speaker 1:

Hmm.

Speaker 2:

In a chocolate box. Ah, oh, we open this up. Yes, go ahead.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, hello and welcome.

Speaker 2:

Sorry, I was rubbing, go ahead.

Speaker 1:

My name is yeah.

Speaker 2:

Smell my hands yeah.

Speaker 1:

Cool, you rubbed them. Yeah, you did. You had lotion on them. Yeah, cool, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2:

So so, but yeah, you gotta cut out my sniffles. Yeah, I will try. I don't like those.

Speaker 1:

No, I will try, thank you.

Speaker 2:

How are you doing?

Speaker 1:

I'm thinking about what else. I'm gonna say Nothing, because I said how are you doing? I'm thinking about what else I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2:

Nothing, because I said how are you doing?

Speaker 1:

Um, wait, it feels like that's how I'm doing. Do we say anything else? No, no, okay. So how are you doing? Okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

I said how are you doing?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I'm the host, host, so I should say it first, right Okay go ahead. I yeah or yeah, right, should be writing things down. I don't do that, okay. Oh yeah, we were supposed to have live Mad Libs, but yeah, anyway, hold on hold on.

Speaker 2:

My nose is falling off.

Speaker 1:

That's a problem.

Speaker 2:

I'm melting.

Speaker 1:

Nose melting.

Speaker 2:

Nose melting. I'm sorry, I'm a mess. You're a mess-ter, mess smelting. I'm sorry, I'm a mess.

Speaker 1:

You're a mess-ter.

Speaker 2:

Mess-ter cop Tampon my nose. I'm not supposed to get sick. I'm not the one who gets sick.

Speaker 1:

No, you are not. So yeah, we did that.

Speaker 2:

I think I do need a tampon on my nose.

Speaker 1:

Okay, this movie is about what? What? This movie is about what happened, what Okay?

Speaker 2:

No, I was. I said it didn't make noise Okay, okay I won't. No, I'm going, said okay no, I might you lied, I don't know. It feels like it, but it's just not happening. Okay, go ahead you don't like how it?

Speaker 1:

feels until later. But yeah, we don't want to spoil too much because this movie is just 32 years old and I mean, your ex-husband doesn't seem to be let's not get his feelings. No, no, no he stay out of this we're gonna keep that. Well, you probably will be doing the editing for this part. Anyhow.

Speaker 2:

Every time you say something that I just want to cut out, I'm just going to.

Speaker 1:

Okay, sorry yeah. I have to attempt to be funny when I'm not feeling good, yeah, sure, but I'm just thinking of what, if I missed anything, I was supposed to say, um, no, maybe not.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2:

You still have to cut out that sniffle. I heard it.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry, you said okay.

Speaker 2:

All right, all right.

Speaker 1:

Okay. So I'm gonna yeah Okay On your boobies.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, good, you know what happens. Okay, this is a Swedish joke. Okay, you know what happens when you eat a light bulb.

Speaker 2:

Why would you do that?

Speaker 1:

Because of this joke.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

The answer is in Swedish Lös I magen Ew it. Lights up in your stomach. Lös joke. Okay, the answer is in Swedish Lös I magen Ew it lights up in your stomach, lös. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it makes more sense in Swedish. Yeah, so I'm going to cut that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Okay cool.

Speaker 1:

How do you say that word?

Speaker 2:

Vegetables.

Speaker 1:

Vegetables, of course. Skip that Other E Veg tables vegetables.

Speaker 2:

Of course, skip that Other E Veg tables Vegetables. Good job, no, that was good. Yeah, I know the word, I just you know, reading it, it looks really weird. Yeah, and I say the same thing in my head, veggie tables yeah, which I feel like that's how they should be pronounced Veggie tables.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

It just makes more sense.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, there's a lot of words that I read differently.

Speaker 2:

Wednestay.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all.

Speaker 2:

That's all I had to say.

Speaker 1:

Okay, processed foods Processed, processed.

Speaker 2:

Sorry.

Speaker 1:

Which one is it?

Speaker 2:

You're getting all the complicated words.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, which one is it?

Speaker 2:

It's processed, processed.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so I was right at first yeah. Okay, good, you're overthinking. Yeah, but I just wanted to be right. But you were right, yeah, but I and then you were wrong. Yeah, then I asked you which one was right. Because when I say both I can Okay, uh-huh, uh-huh. Because when I say both I can Okay. Was that the buzzing sound for when I was wrong?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, anyway, okay Processed.

Speaker 1:

Oh okay, Processed foods or heavy foods, Over-the-counter symptom? Okay so.

Speaker 2:

Nose vape, oh crumb.

Speaker 1:

Try.

Speaker 2:

Can you ask open eyes what to do when you chew on your inside of your mouth?

Speaker 1:

Okay, decongestant, decompose Decongestant.

Speaker 2:

Right, that's a word.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, respiratory.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that one.

Speaker 1:

How was it?

Speaker 2:

Respiratory.

Speaker 1:

Expecting a quickie.

Speaker 2:

That's not going to help me. No, oh, my God, yeah, aw. And I'm like hmm, she might have fainted, no it wasn't me, but there was another girl who almost fainted.

Speaker 1:

Really yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she was asked to faint. Or she was asked to faint, no, she was assigned a place to clean up.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

And she stood up and she's like, yeah, yeah, it's okay, I got this. And, like everyone could see on her that she wasn't okay, she was asked if she needed to go home. If she's okay, she's like. She like stood there and she thought about it for a minute and was like, yeah, I might need to go, and she like rushed out the door to and some other girls followed her to make sure she was okay. Okay, but yeah, I think she was okay uh, four milks in a row.

Speaker 1:

Row. Help lauren with her cold, or just.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm feeling good about this one. I think I'm going to get a good answer.

Speaker 1:

I'm not so sure, because it doesn't want to say anything.

Speaker 2:

He's done talking to you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, thank you. Stopped working what? What was the question? Will four milkshakes in a row. Help with Lauren's cold. Help with Lauren's. What's that Cold? Yeah, what are you doing? I'm waiting. What? What's happening?

Speaker 2:

Did you have something?

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, well, it was like typing, or what were you laughing at?

Speaker 2:

Well, I put my phone down and you still weren't saying anything. Oh, I thought you were ready.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, I was just asking what you were doing. Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Would you like to wrap? Wait, no, do that. Come on, you're usually done by like halfway through, okay.

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