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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
#145: Judged It From Behind
In which Lauren & Mattias rank Charlie Sheens movies. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as allowing others to speak and ducks.
Content:
- Opening
- Weekly check in
- Movie on!
- Hook
- Judge Dredd
- Intermission
- Charlie Sheen movies
- Top 5
- Bottom 3
- Mad Libs
- Wrap up
- What's ruining our lives
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Speaker 2:Ready to go, yeah let's go. Okay, let's do it would you like to open this up?
Speaker 1:okay, let's do it now. Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, do it then. Hold on, I'm still talking. Okay, go ahead, not the whole thing. Calm down there.
Speaker 1:It's so good though I bet.
Speaker 2:Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty, you like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was a weird accent. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that was a weird accent. Yeah, weird way of saying it. Dialect, yeah, dialect.
Speaker 2:Dialect, dialect, dialect. Isn't that a what's the closet one?
Speaker 1:Doctor who.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in the closet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, doctor who in the closet.
Speaker 2:Yeah Right, hello, my name is Lauren.
Speaker 1:And I am Matias.
Speaker 2:And we are your hosties, which is not what I was supposed to say. We are gonna be your besties for the next hour or so yeah, also, I'm sorry, that's true I'm not doing great, I'm interrupting everything you, you, saying.
Speaker 1:I'm offended. Yeah, you should be, I am. I'm interrupting you too.
Speaker 2:That's what you were also saying. And you were talking while I was saying it, you're interrupting me and not really having anything to say while interrupting me yeah, and you interrupted my interruption. Right, we're really excited to be here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, would you? You interrupted my interruption.
Speaker 2:Right, we're really excited to be here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, would you like to know how I am, or something Not really. No, who?
Speaker 2:I am no, I already told you. Yeah, I didn't even ask.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I'm just being given information that I don't even want.
Speaker 1:Information.
Speaker 2:Information.
Speaker 1:We're both having a stroke. It's a stroke party over here. Wait a minute, Whoa whoa, whoa. No, stop. No, that's not what we're doing. No.
Speaker 2:Matias, how are you doing?
Speaker 1:I'm good.
Speaker 2:Good.
Speaker 1:How are you? I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:You always forget to ask how I'm doing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, I got distracted.
Speaker 2:Okay, but it's like it's always been that way, I always get distracted.
Speaker 1:How are you?
Speaker 2:I'm good, yeah, cool.
Speaker 1:Do you want to talk about the week?
Speaker 2:We can do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I know that I had my last day of training at work on Saturday, so that's where I was all day. Oh yeah, did you meet me?
Speaker 1:I think I did right I think you did. Yes, I did, because I was rushing you through the city to catch the train.
Speaker 2:Right. Which we did yeah we did, but I don't know if you remember last episode I had a really bad cold. I don't know if you remember last episode, I had a really bad cold and I was still having this really bad cold even the day after we recorded. So running through the city wasn't ideal for me, but I wasn't complaining either, because I knew we needed to catch that train. Yeah, and we did. Yeah, it wasn't a problem.
Speaker 1:No, it was last second.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:But we did it and I felt really bad because I knew that you weren't well right and to have you run through the city like that wasn't great it wasn't fun no, but we did have a movie night to think about we had a movie to watch. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then we recorded after.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, so maybe we told people about this.
Speaker 2:I don't remember talking about this though.
Speaker 1:No, maybe we just wanted to forget it. Yeah, well, that's what happened last Saturday when before we recorded so now you know, yeah, I also went to a party.
Speaker 2:You did.
Speaker 1:On Saturday.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:You went to a party and I went out for drinks with some colleagues. We were tipsy at the same time.
Speaker 2:Right, we both went out for drinks with colleagues separately.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in different cities.
Speaker 2:Different cities we were doing the same thing, but with different people. Separate places yes, different cities.
Speaker 1:Different cities we were doing the same thing, but with different people separate places, yes, different jobs, and we got tipsy at the same time.
Speaker 2:And we both only had two drinks.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Which I mean for you. It was unexpected, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, it was kind of unexpected. I did not expect you to text me that you were drunk in the city.
Speaker 2:Okay, I wasn't really that drunk.
Speaker 1:I was also a little bit tipsy. Yeah, that's what you wrote.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I felt drunk because of the cobblestone. Oh, yeah. The streets are made out of cobblestone so I was stumbling a little bit because the ground was so uneven, yeah, so I felt like I was. I looked like I was really drunk.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, when I went in that morning, one of the guys was like oh, you want to go out for drinks after work. I was like, oh well, I really, I really don't know, I don't know, we'll see. We'll see, because I'm sick, you know, I'm not feeling good. Probably shouldn't be at work in the first place.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:But I was pretending I was okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And you know I'm so tired. I really just want to go home, but by the end of the day I was like you know, why not try to get along with some of the people that?
Speaker 1:I'm trapped with for I don't know how long now true, but uh, you said you still haven't found like a new best.
Speaker 2:No, I don't have a new bestie that's good, you're the only bestie I have.
Speaker 1:Are you really that concerned? No, okay, no, I I like the way I don't have a new bestie.
Speaker 2:I don't have a new bestie, no yeah, no, no, it's just a joke okay I'm not that concerned. You're not jealous maybe a little bit you're jealous that I went out with other people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe okay, I'm also jealous because I wanted to hang out're jealous that I went out with other people?
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe. Okay, I'm also jealous because I wanted to hang out with people you were hanging out with. Yeah, yeah, and you and I know them. There's a difference.
Speaker 1:You haven't been to one of those parties.
Speaker 2:No, I never got to.
Speaker 1:We tried a couple years in a row and it just didn't work out for you.
Speaker 2:I got sick the first time and then the second time I had to go to the States.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I majorly missed out both times. I almost made it that first time, though. Oh yeah, we got to the bus station.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, but I forced you to go home.
Speaker 2:I was just like you know what. No, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I didn't force you. No, you were just following me and making sure I got wherever I was going.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you even wanted me to go there without you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but we went back to watch high school music instead, or I watched it I don't want to steal a good time from you. No.
Speaker 2:You know, just because I'm not feeling well, just because I have a fever, yeah, so yeah, I was a little jealous that you yeah. That's not even your first one now either.
Speaker 1:No, I had it two years in a row now Yep, I never got one. Yeah, last year was. It was funnier last year.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:It wasn't maybe not the best party. We're so spread out the people I know. Yeah, it was like two people that I usually talk to.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Then there are other people, other places that I don't get to talk to, right?
Speaker 2:So my night out was pretty nice. I mean we had some fun conversations. I had to leave first because I was trying to catch a bus home as well, yeah. So I mean and maybe spend some time with my family. So yeah, that's what happened on Saturday.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then Sunday I was doing online training for work like all day, and then you came over and we watched a couple episodes of FUBAR.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we're halfway through the second season now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not going quickly.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:But we're getting there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, slow and steady.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this week has been chaotic for me.
Speaker 1:Okay, I don't know about you, not that chaotic.
Speaker 2:No, but I worked two days this week.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I've been going to classes and dog sitting and I went to group training once Okay, I think on Tuesday and then I had two parent meetings, like two days in a row. So, I had a parent meeting on Tuesday and Wednesday and a gymnastics meeting, and then gymnastics started this week too. So that was on Thursday, that was yesterday, yeah there's been a lot, yes, going on. It's like everything is back to back and I've been trying to keep up with homework. I did do my math test on wednesday okay did I tell you about that?
Speaker 2:no okay, uh, my oldest has been helping me with my math homework. Oh, which is exactly what I thought would happen. And guess what? He's better than me, which I mean. That's something to be proud of, I think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's supposed to be better than me. Yeah, I mean, that's how it is, that's how it's supposed to be. Yeah, I mean, you forget everything after school.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:So it was so long ago you went to school.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because you're so old.
Speaker 2:Okay. But on the other hand, it would be kind of worthless to raise kids who are worse than you.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:How do you think they're going to survive society?
Speaker 1:Not well.
Speaker 2:No, I mean, I don't think you can do worse in math than I did in high school.
Speaker 1:Okay, but you're surviving.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but imagine if my oldest was doing worse than that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That would be a problem. So, I'm really glad that he's better than me.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And yeah, he's helping me with my homework.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You get to decide when you're ready for the test. So I went in on Wednesday and I was like you know what, I'm really nervous and I'm only kind of like half getting this stuff, you know. And then I was like you know what, I'm just gonna go for it and see what happens.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I took the test and it was a lot easier than I thought it was gonna be Okay and I got seven out of 11. And two of them were just because I forgot to put a decimal point or some symbols in my answer. It was like small things like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It was only like a couple that I actually just didn't do the math right.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And then the last one was there was a multiple choice, but there was more than one. That was correct.
Speaker 1:Okay, and you were supposed to get all of them. So seven out of 11, did you pass?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I got to start the next chapter.
Speaker 1:Okay. So what's the ratio? Or I don't know. No, is it like if?
Speaker 2:you do half your. I think half and less than half would be like you need to do this again.
Speaker 1:Okay, yes, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:But that was basically my week. It's been chaos.
Speaker 1:That's a difficult word to say for me in English.
Speaker 2:Chaos, yeah, chaos, that's not so difficult.
Speaker 1:I think it's because of the Swedish word Kaos, I kind of want to say kaos Kaos, kaos, that's how you say it in Swedish and kaos Kaos Carrots.
Speaker 2:No, kaos.
Speaker 1:Chaos, chaos.
Speaker 2:That's usually how I say it in english chaos, chaos, oh, that's chaos like knockouts yeah, yeah, which is also I guess chaotic knockouts can be chaotic yeah, I got that right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm at this.
Speaker 2:You're really good at this. Anything else you wanted to mention about this week?
Speaker 1:No, okay, I just worked.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell you something.
Speaker 1:Okay, yes.
Speaker 2:Today is September 5th.
Speaker 1:That's true.
Speaker 2:Mm 2025.
Speaker 1:Mm. On Wednesday it was Charlie Sheen's birthday 60 years old.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:Happy birthday, Charlie.
Speaker 2:We will get back to him later. Yeah, okay, it's cool that you mentioned him now as foreshadowing to later yeah. Okay, so it is Friday. Yes, we did watch movies.
Speaker 1:We did.
Speaker 2:Would you like to move on?
Speaker 1:Let's move on.
Speaker 2:Let's do that. Yes, tonight we watched Hook, yep and Judge Dredd. Yeah, judge Dredd, you have to like do the voice thing, judge Dredd. Okay, we watched Hook, though first Hook.
Speaker 1:Hook.
Speaker 2:Hook, so can you tell me about that movie?
Speaker 1:Okay Hook is a movie starring Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That Jackie Chan calls Duxton Hoffman. Oh, I like that. Okay, duxton, anyhow.
Speaker 2:That's a cute name, duxton.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you ever get a duck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, duxton Hoffman. Yeah, oh my God, let's get a duck. Yeah, duxton Hoffman. Yeah, oh my God, let's get a duck. Yeah, maybe a rubber ducky is enough. Yeah, maybe That'll do.
Speaker 1:Maggie Smith, Mm Bob Hoskins those are some of the people in this movie and it's really about the Peter Pan story. But this is a grown-up Peter Pan who forgot that he was Peter Pan. Then his kids gets kidnapped by Hook James Hook, who's played by Duxton Hoffman Okay, Dustin Hoffman. And yeah, Hook wants to start a war with Peter Pan and Peter Pan has to remember how it is to be Peter Pan. Yeah, and save his kids. Yeah. That's what the movie is about. Cool. What did you think about this movie?
Speaker 2:Okay, so this is a movie that I have seen the you know the spine of the VHS. Yeah, so many times Okay yeah. So many times.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Sitting there on the shelf, mm-hmm, and I always thought that looks like such an old, boring movie, so I'm not gonna watch that. That was it. Yeah, I didn't take it out. I didn't look at the cover or read anything, I just I judged it by.
Speaker 1:The cover.
Speaker 2:Not even the spine.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I judged it from behind.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, wow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wasn't impressed.
Speaker 1:I don't like you behind I don't.
Speaker 2:I saw you're behind and that was all I felt like I needed to see. I didn't.
Speaker 1:I wasn't interested in more than that.
Speaker 2:It looked old, it looked boring. I didn't care for it.
Speaker 1:You don't want to hear those words about your behind.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think so. But then again I've seen myself from behind and I kind of thought the same thing. So, I guess it's reincarn, reincarnation, reincarnation of a thought. Oh sure, let's go with that. I don't think that's what I meant to say anyway recurring reoccurring.
Speaker 2:Reoccurring was what I had in mind. That's not what came out. No, anyway. My sister, on the other hand, I believe she really liked this movie. I didn't get it. I was like, whatever you like boring movies, I don't care. Today was officially the first day, the first time I watched this movie, yeah, and I thought it was kind of fun. Yeah, peter Pan, for me, is kind of on the verge of the same category in my head. The same category as, like, wizard of Oz, not the Oz. It's not Peter and the Pan either, and it's not Wizard and the Oz or Of the Oz, which is too many conjunctions in a row. So they're like in the same category for me as in, like there's so many different, like they keep coming back with this story and trying to put a new twist to it.
Speaker 1:True.
Speaker 2:And it's like, yes, I get it, and it was like Three Musketeers as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was kind of the same for me, so, and A Christmas Carol a christmas carol.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of stories that are just getting drilled into the ground pretty much oh yeah, like there's a point where they come out with another version and it's just like, yeah, cool. I mean I'm sure it's great, but I know the story, I know what's gonna happen and it's just I don't care. No, you know it's great, but I know the story, I know what's going to happen and it's just I don't care. No, you know, it's not that exciting if I already know what's going on, what's going to happen?
Speaker 1:No, I did enjoy this movie, though, even though it's another Peter Pan movie. Yeah, but it's sure it's another Peter Pan movie, but this is also from the point of view, or like from him being an adult.
Speaker 2:Yes, and I like that. I like older versions going back to younger versions. I think that's kind of fun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I mean I must say that Robin Williams is kind of perfect for this role.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's already like a child in a grown man's body.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I can't really see anyone else in this kind of role.
Speaker 2:No, when he was flying, were you trying to see if you could see any wires? No, didn't okay, I was looking yeah, and you could see them I did not no I don't think I was looking hard enough either, because I I didn't really want to focus on that too much, but I thought it would be kind of cool to catch it a little bit yeah but no, I, I didn't no I'm sure, if you really analyze, you might might see a tiny glimpse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2:It's the 90s.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is, but it's also directed by Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 2:Who's really good, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:And ooh, neverland, never, Neverland.
Speaker 2:Never, never, neverland. Yeah, what One of them? What is this you?
Speaker 1:know the land I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:The Neverlands yeah, the Neverlands. Netherlands, the Netherlands yeah, it's like the same place, though, right.
Speaker 1:It's an island.
Speaker 2:Netherlands Netherlands like islands.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Do you know where the Netherlands are?
Speaker 1:Isn't that Holland Is?
Speaker 2:it the same. I think so Might be, I'm not sure I've never been there I'm so bad at geography I really should know countries better than I do yeah, you know them better than me, I would assume I just assumed that netherlands was neverland, ah, okay then that's probably true.
Speaker 1:If you say so, yeah.
Speaker 2:If you trust me that much, then we're gonna say that yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:But I have to say that Neverland I think it's really well done and it's like so beautiful. Steven Spielberg is such a good director to catch the magical elements of movies and make it so fun and interesting to see I think, is holland actually a country, or is it a capital? I don't know. Amsterdam is not the capital. I thought holland was a country, country, country. Not country, country, country. Um, it's not a city Country.
Speaker 2:Country Country, not country, country Country. It's not a city.
Speaker 1:Maybe, Holland.
Speaker 2:What is Holland?
Speaker 1:A country I thought.
Speaker 2:Isn't it a sauce Holland-?
Speaker 1:Holland Holandese.
Speaker 2:Holandese sauce. It's not Chinese, it's Hollandese. Yeah, sauce Anyway.
Speaker 1:Anyway.
Speaker 2:Did you have anything else to say about this movie? No, that you could possibly remember, after I've interrupted you so many times, I really like this movie.
Speaker 1:And the only thing I have to say about this movie maybe it didn't have to be like two hours and 20 minutes long.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 1:It was really long. It was it kind of flew by fairly quickly.
Speaker 2:What do you think you would have cut? I feel like the introduction to the whole story was really long, but it might have been necessary.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true, maybe it doesn't. I really don't know what I would have cut, actually.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I just know it's really long. Yeah, him learning also. You can't really just skip through that either. Like a montage maybe, yeah maybe and I mean, the food fight didn't have to be that long. Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I think you can trim down some scenes, you know, but yeah, most of the scenes really have to be there, maybe just shorten them a bit. Yeah, yeah, that's what I would have done. Like 20 minutes, so it's like even two hours yeah, that would be good yeah, but you know, now we're sitting here in the middle of the night because of that movie because of that movie, nothing else.
Speaker 2:No, you know you, yeah, nothing else, no, you know. You said I really like this movie. And then I started laughing because I thought you were going to say I really like this episode. So far it's going really great. Okay, let's talk about the next movie.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, that one.
Speaker 2:Let me speak. Yeah, I'm speak. Yeah, I'm not saying anything. Is it my turn yet?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can. Okay, you can speak. Thank, you. I spoke a lot last week, you did.
Speaker 2:That was on purpose, yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:What about me?
Speaker 1:You can speak now.
Speaker 2:All right, you have anything else to say?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Okay, Judge Dredd was the movie that we was also a movie that we watched.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And this is a movie with Stallone.
Speaker 1:Yes, sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 2:Sylvester Stallone, and he is a robo-cop yeah kind of. In a way he's a cop. He acts kind of robotic and he is-cop. Yeah, kind of In a way, mm-hmm, he's a cop, he acts kind of robotic and he is the law.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He follows it strictly.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:And what happens? He finds his long-lost brother who wasn't really that lost because he had worked with him before. And his brother is evil and is trying to kill people.
Speaker 1:I guess yeah, he frames dread right, that also happens, and he goes to prison with rob schneider yeah who's really funny, yeah, in this movie did you expect to see Rob Schneider when I saw his name in the beginning credits I was like what it was like?
Speaker 2:okay, this super serious, you know movie. And then there's Rob Schneider. Yeah, I was like that feels really random. And then I was like maybe he's the bad guy, maybe he can be a good bad guy in a way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bad guy maybe he's.
Speaker 2:He can be a good bad guy in a way, but no, he was the silly guy on the side. Who's just kind of thrown into this situation yeah but he was really funny yeah what did you think about this movie?
Speaker 1:it's a fun movie. You have to take this movie with a grain of salt because I mean, it's an action comedy. Really like a futuristic action comedy. I do like this one. I know some people really dislike this movie. I don't. I think it's fun. I mean, the hardcore judge dread fans doesn't like some parts of this movie, like in the comics he never takes his helmet off and uh you know, spent like the majority of this movie, without his helmet yeah but he also got it taken away yeah
Speaker 1:when he got arrested yeah, that's true, so that would have been weird if he kept his helmet on when he's arrested. Yeah, so when?
Speaker 2:he's like fired from his job yeah, and the helmet is like uniform yeah so yeah, that would be weird yeah it's like if the mandalorian got kicked out of being of mandaloria or where or wherever they are, yeah and uh and still had to wear his helmet yeah, I don't think he's called Mandaloria but Mandalore. I mean I was close. It's been a while since I've seen the series.
Speaker 1:I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm trusting you. Then you probably know more than.
Speaker 1:I do Okay, then Okay, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:But what did you think about this movie?
Speaker 1:I also enjoyed this movie.
Speaker 2:I forced my life parton, parton parton parton dolly, you know yeah, your life, my life dolly uh to watch this movie with us because I heard he liked it.
Speaker 1:He dolly parton yeah, um makes sense I feel like I'm doing really well yeah um when you say dolly I'm, I'm thinking about the sheep that got cloned I would prefer that yeah, and this movie also is about clones, yeah, so you know I do like dolly parton a lot, but I think I'd prefer a sheep yeah, over her
Speaker 1:sorry I don't mean to hurt feelings, no I just really like sheep yeah, maybe that's your life partner a sheep, yeah my soulmate, yeah, is a sheep yeah, wouldn't that be nice it would be nice cuddles and be nice in the winters yeah I wouldn't mind that uh anyhow the movie was good.
Speaker 2:Uh, it was funny and I enjoyed some parts of it yeah. And that's basically what I say about movies. Almost all of them, yeah, except for the ones that I don't like. Yeah, that's true, In which I say it was okay.
Speaker 1:I didn't care for it. If you really don't like a movie, I will let you know, yeah.
Speaker 2:And I will tell you exactly why I don't like it. But this one was. It was good. It was a movie. We watched it. I did not fall asleep.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:And yeah, that was that was it, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:Good.
Speaker 2:Anything else.
Speaker 1:No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2:Cool, would you like to take a break?
Speaker 1:Let's take a break.
Speaker 2:All right. We'll be right back yes, we're back, we are and what and what? Yes, charlie sheen right, we were talking about him earlier. No, we did we're gonna talk about him now again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he turned 60 this week, right, and we have watched a few of his movies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 16, 17?
Speaker 1:16, I think so far, and yeah, we're gonna rank some of them. All right, so we're gonna. We usually do top 10 and bottom 5,. We usually do top 10 and bottom 5, but since we only seen 16, it's kind of that's all the movies basically. So we're gonna do like a top 5 and bottom 3 instead.
Speaker 2:Yes, I would like you to start them.
Speaker 1:Okay with the bottom, or top, the top, the top.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I'm gonna go from number 5 to number one.
Speaker 1:Number one is the best one. Okay, okay, top five. Number five is the Three Musketeers.
Speaker 1:Okay yep, yeah, I really like that movie. It's funny, it's a great adventure movie. I do really enjoy it and it's from 93. Yes, and then I at number four I have Navy Seals. It's kind of a war movie, but it's a war movie in like the Rambo way, which is it's more about action than drama. It still has some drama and it kind of makes me feel the feelings at one certain point of the movie and I really like this one and you know Charlie's kind of fun in this one. And number three, the Chase, the movie where they sit in a car the whole time for most of the movie yeah but, uh, I mean, it's such a fun ride.
Speaker 1:though it has action, it has comedy, that's uh, that's gonna be like a constant in my top movies. Comedy is important for me and uh, yeah, um, I really think this is. I would probably have put this as a rewatch for you, but it's out of bounds so it's not going to happen. But still, I think if you ever find a time you like I don't know what to do Maybe rewatch this one because it is fun, I think so. Okay, and then I'm gonna cheat a little bit at number two.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Because I put Hot Shots 1 and 2 there. All right, I really love these movies. These are really funny movies. Parody movies he's good at doing the parodies.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And plays it well. And yeah, if I would rank these two, I would put the second one first, because that's so funny, it's too funny. And yeah, I do really like them both and they're from 91 and 93.
Speaker 2:So yeah, that's us.
Speaker 1:That's us, and at number one Terminal Velocity.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, I saw that coming.
Speaker 1:I told you last week.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's hands down my favorite Charlie Sheen movie. And yeah, it has it all it has. I told this last week it has comedy, it has suspense, it has great, great action scenes and, yeah, it's a real thrill ride, real roller coaster, roller coaster, roller coaster. Roller coaster yeah, so I love that this one. Yeah, okay, so great, yes.
Speaker 2:My turn.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do you want to do your top ten?
Speaker 2:Top five. I'm sorry, okay, yeah, mine is not in any particular order.
Speaker 1:No, that's fine, it was just a bunch of movies I remember.
Speaker 2:I kind of like this, yeah, okay, so my first one is Good Advice. Yeah, I found that one really interesting. I enjoyed it a lot, and I also like to hear other people's thoughts. I think yeah. Sometimes. Anyway, the other one. The next one, number two, is Men at Work.
Speaker 1:Oh, I love that too.
Speaker 2:I like that one mostly because Emilio Estevez is in that one.
Speaker 1:And yeah, I just have to say that that was on the brink of ending up on my list. I didn't know Should I take the Three Musketeers or Men at Work. Yeah, those were the ones Okay.
Speaker 2:My third one was also Hot Shots, the second one included, yeah, but yeah, that one was just like one after the other, like really funny lines.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I feel like those movies are kind of like a package deal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like you can't really blink during that movie.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:You're going to miss like everything a lot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, if it's not a joke in the foreground, it's in the background.
Speaker 2:Right. The next one was Three Musketeers as well, tim Curry.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Was my motivation with that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's a good baddie.
Speaker 2:Okay, he is, he was good. And then my number five was Money Talks.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Because of Chris Tucker, I remember enjoying this movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:With that being said, I was a little torn because I I didn't add terminal velocity, because I knew that you were gonna bring that one up yeah three musketeers. I didn't know you were going to, but, um, if I were to replace that one, it would be with beyond the law okay yeah, because I I like the kind of like reenacting true stories. I really liked, uh, the amityville horror, which was pretty much the same thing yeah it was like a retelling and kind of dramatizing. Is that a word, dramatizing, or uh?
Speaker 1:sounds like traumatizing. Traumatizing the story yeah, I know, Turning it into a movie basically.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I like that one too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, that's good. So now time to do the bottom ones. But I mean you can pick the same ones as me. It's not like against the law.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I was just thinking for content's sake. Okay, because I would have added it, but there were other ones that I wanted to mention as well.
Speaker 1:Okay, yes, bottom three. I just went with the Arrival number three, I mean the alien one.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, okay, I mean I kind of like the story.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, okay, I mean I kind of like the story. I mean it's not a bad movie per se, but the special effects aren't. I mean they're decent for 90s, but and I mean it's a pretty slow movie. It was really long. I kind of like it, but it's still of these movies. It's on the bottom three, though, and then I went with the Boys Next Door.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:And I mean it's just the unnecessary cruelty of killing people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just like random people. Yeah, like random people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's. I mean that movie. I didn't really know if I wanted us to see it, but it was my experiment.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Or whatever you call it. So, yeah, it still ends up at the bottom three. And then the least good one, platoon. Yeah, I didn't have that big of a problem with it, it wasn't, there weren't nice people in it.
Speaker 2:It's not like the film itself was bad. I mean, the cinematography was good and everything. The acting was good, it was the story as it was told. The story as it was told yeah, and the choices that these people made Mm-hmm, and how they had to carry through with their mission.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That was not nice.
Speaker 1:No, and I felt mostly bad about this movie because you felt so bad about it and I kind of felt guilty for showing you this movie but you had never seen it either no, I had had not. But uh, just because of seeing your reaction to it, I felt like you know, somehow it was. I mean, it was my fault I. I did put it on the list yeah because I was interested in seeing it. And yeah, it's the same as with the boys next door.
Speaker 2:It's unnecessary violence right but to more extreme yeah, yeah so but in a way and it was just something that I thought of now was that the killings in Boys Next Door kind of similar to like Heather's in a way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:Because that was a lot of unnecessary killings as well, oh yeah. Just killing people just for the fun of it, Not because there was any actual reason for it. No, I mean sure the people killed weren't nice in that movie, but they didn't really deserve to die.
Speaker 1:They were just kids. I felt, though, like Hadders, it didn't really feel like it was portraying real people. No, feel like it was portraying real people. I always you know the Boys Next Door felt like it was real people. In Heathers it feels like, yeah, this is just a fantasy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not real. Right At all. But I mean, yeah, with Boys Next Door in the beginning they showed all the serial killers and the things that they've said and everything and that it could be basically anyone on the streets.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, yeah, it just felt more real than Heathers to me?
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I get that.
Speaker 1:I think that's the biggest difference. Yes, difference, difference, yes, between those movies. Okay, do you have a bottom three?
Speaker 2:You know what I did, and then you named all of them, so I don't really have anything more to say.
Speaker 1:Okay, so it was the.
Speaker 2:It was the same exact movies, yeah, or I guess kind of I only had Platoon and then I kind of thought, uh of you know boys next door, but then you mentioned the arrivals, and that one yeah I I would have added that one as well.
Speaker 1:Did you have another?
Speaker 2:no, no those were the exact movies yeah okay, two out of three at least yeah but the third one I added when you said it.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you only had two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 2:So yeah, that's basically it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's kind of funny how two of the worst movies I saved for the end. It's like the Boys Next Door and the their rival. Those were just before Terminal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you brought them like really far down and then had the best for last. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lower expectations.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Then boom, there's the best one. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Too bad you were sick. Yes, oh, maybe it was the other two movies that made you sick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that makes sense, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:So that was that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What should we do? Are we doing the live Mad Libs next weekend?
Speaker 2:I really hope so.
Speaker 1:Should we do a couple Mad Libs Let?
Speaker 2:me see how it's looking right now. Right now I'm not working. Not at all On the 13th. Oh wait, that's because I made it so that I had the day off. I'm not available that day, and that's why I'm available on Saturday. So yeah, we are going to do Mad Libs on the 13th of.
Speaker 1:September Okay.
Speaker 2:Would you like to do a couple Mad Libs with me?
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right, I really like doing Mad Libs. It's difficult to come up with words, but I think it's fun.
Speaker 2:Let's start then.
Speaker 1:Yes, noun Bridge.
Speaker 2:Verb.
Speaker 1:Slap.
Speaker 2:Adjective.
Speaker 1:Red Noun Wound.
Speaker 2:Another noun.
Speaker 1:Eclipse.
Speaker 2:Okay, animal plural.
Speaker 1:Iguanas.
Speaker 2:Noun.
Speaker 1:Conqueror.
Speaker 2:Adjective Cheap. Another adjective Okay.
Speaker 1:Sore. Noun Roller coaster. Noun A roller coaster.
Speaker 2:Noun.
Speaker 1:Broomstick.
Speaker 2:Adjective.
Speaker 1:Cracked Noun Mango, number 52. A person, any person.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Lauren.
Speaker 2:That's me.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Type of food, not me.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not a cannibal. Oh, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:There were yeah.
Speaker 1:What did we have today? Ytter filet?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we had pork.
Speaker 1:Pork yeah, let's go with pork.
Speaker 2:We also had mac and cheese.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but pork, that was the one.
Speaker 2:A type of liquid.
Speaker 1:White Russian.
Speaker 2:Okay, this next one, sorry, this next one. This one is the first one. The next first one, the next first one is called Battle Buds. This one is called Battle Buds and it is a conversation between two people, kevin and Colin.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Are we reading it together?
Speaker 2:Is that what you want to do?
Speaker 1:Sure, okay, I read last week, so now I know how to read.
Speaker 2:Oh, good job. Do you want to be Kevin or Colin?
Speaker 1:Which one has more.
Speaker 2:I don't know, just pick one.
Speaker 1:I can be Kevin.
Speaker 2:Okay, be Kevin. Okay, sorry, welcome to Mindscape Mindscarp.
Speaker 1:Scalp Welcome to my scalp.
Speaker 2:Welcome to Mindscape Players. Are you ready?
Speaker 1:Dude, are you ready for me to destroy your bridge?
Speaker 2:Ha ha. You can't slap anything with that red wound of yours. Ew, it can barely function. You need a real eclipse, then you'll be able to use maximum power.
Speaker 1:Look out. A group of iguanas are right behind you. Blast them with your Conqueror.
Speaker 2:Oh god.
Speaker 1:What kind of game is this?
Speaker 2:That's too cheap. I need something a little more sore, like a roller coaster.
Speaker 1:Whatever Did you do your broomstick homework? It was pretty cracked.
Speaker 2:Not yet. Hey, can I buy a magic mango from you? I've got 52 credits.
Speaker 1:Hold on, lauren is calling me, that's me. Yeah, who are you?
Speaker 2:I think it's dinner time. We're having pork. Okay, that's cool. I just spilled white Russian all over my keyboard.
Speaker 1:Anyway, till next time, buddy. Okay, so he was drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:He was drunk and apparently we're having dinner together.
Speaker 1:Yeah, somehow you're two people.
Speaker 2:I guess, so All right.
Speaker 1:All right. Occupation Manager Ah Noun.
Speaker 2:Computer.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, verb ending in I-N-G.
Speaker 2:Screaming. I'm going to use words that are relevant to the week that I've had Work week. Work week Work week Animal Dog Uh-huh, aha, that was a good one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, verb Teach, adjective Greasy Bleh. Occupation Mom.
Speaker 2:That's an occupation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the hardest job, or something it is, it is it's like the loneliest job, but you're never actually alone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I get that, okay, cool anyway.
Speaker 1:Anyways, sorry track so sorry noun noun milkshake.
Speaker 2:Even though I've already consumed so many milkshakes while at my new job, I'm not sick of them.
Speaker 1:Are you still consuming them, even though you started working?
Speaker 2:I did get a free milkshake yesterday.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Just because I was learning how to do milkshakes.
Speaker 1:Ah, okay, you will keep on learning, I guess.
Speaker 2:No, no, no no.
Speaker 1:Just to get free ones.
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 1:No, of course not.
Speaker 2:I did not get a milkshake, a full milkshake, on Monday. When I worked Monday I got some of the like base, just like a little bit Okay, anyway, sorry.
Speaker 1:Sidetrack Again. Oh my gosh, noun, noun.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I missed an adjective, oh okay, you want an adjective instead. Yeah, and then the noun an adjective would be um wet I I've been doing dishes oh, I was thinking, you don't have to explain. I've been doing dishes. Oh okay, oh noun, yeah, okay, sorry.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, noun.
Speaker 2:Thank you, noun would be like a city.
Speaker 1:Verb ending in ing. I'm a really good writer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, are you also a good drawer?
Speaker 1:I'm a very good drawer, okay. Drawer Drawer Umwer. Did you say noun? I said verb ending in ing Right.
Speaker 2:Okay, then that's gonna be learning.
Speaker 1:I'm done.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, am I reading this one? I thought you were so good at reading now. Yeah, but weird okay I'm gonna do the weird one then. Yeah, it's a mega quiz oh okay, how well do you know mega man and his villains? Take this quiz and see yeah number one. How well?
Speaker 1:no, oh my god okay, this is gonna be like a broken record. You're just going to.
Speaker 2:I just can't go in circles all the time.
Speaker 1:The same line over and over again.
Speaker 2:Number one. Who is the brilliant manager who uses his evil computer to create robots bent on screaming Mega man? Is it A Professor Evil, b Wicked Willy, c Dr Wily or D Professor man?
Speaker 1:Do you want an?
Speaker 2:answer I do.
Speaker 1:B.
Speaker 2:Okay, wicked Willy. Yeah, I don't have the answers.
Speaker 1:No, so let's assume it's right. Yes, I mean I'm an expert. Good job, that's correct. Yes, I mean I'm an expert.
Speaker 2:Good job, that's correct. Number two who uses his search dog to teach up walls? Is it A Slither, b Snake man, c the Fox or D Bird man?
Speaker 1:Bird man. That's Michael Keaton, so I guess that's him, okay, or well, yeah, no that's correct, that's right. Okay, yay.
Speaker 2:Number three this villain is a greasy mom. All right, okay, hold on.
Speaker 1:I didn't write this I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2:This villain is a greasy mom who uses a sharp milkshake to pierce wet surfaces.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, is it A Tomahawk man, b Splash Woman, c Clown man or D Zebulur?
Speaker 1:It must be Splash Woman.
Speaker 2:It must be.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is right. Yes, Number four this bad guy has a city on his head, ow, okay, so he is lice. Oh god, gross, okay, or?
Speaker 1:is he like um you know, standing on on his head so he has a city on his head.
Speaker 2:it makes sense, okay? This bad guy has a city on his head and loves learning. He's a bit of a daredevil, yeah.
Speaker 1:Sounds like it.
Speaker 2:Is it A Starman, b Wily Capsule, c Bomb man or D Stone man?
Speaker 1:Stone man, of course.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that sounds about right, All right. Well, that was that.
Speaker 1:That was that. It was that Good.
Speaker 2:That was that it was that. Good, and it was also. That, was it. How are you feeling?
Speaker 1:I'm feeling well, thank you. Oh yeah, you asked how I'm feeling about this episode. Right, it feels good.
Speaker 2:Mostly because I'm out of sips.
Speaker 1:Soon am I.
Speaker 2:Okay, Yoda.
Speaker 1:Are you?
Speaker 2:out of sips? Yes, am so. Am I so? Uh, that means we're all out of episode? I guess so, but before we wrap this up, would you like to tell me what's ruining your life? What do you have to complain about today?
Speaker 1:I have to come up with something to complain about.
Speaker 2:Isn't that the worst?
Speaker 1:Yeah, can't you just complain.
Speaker 2:Just to complain about something.
Speaker 1:I mean yeah.
Speaker 2:Can I complain about complaining?
Speaker 1:I mean, some people are like that. I guess I have to complain about work again.
Speaker 2:Once again, of course. Why not?
Speaker 1:I mean, when they expect me to do something that should be at least two people working on, I have to do by myself and I don't really enjoy that, right, it's kind of stressful, yeah. So yeah, that's what I'm complaining about. It happened a few times this week and I wasn't too thrilled about it, yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1:So what's ruining your life?
Speaker 2:I would like to complain about how little I've seen you this week.
Speaker 1:True.
Speaker 2:I saw you Thursday morning.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and.
Speaker 2:Monday morning. Monday morning For like what? 10 minutes?
Speaker 1:Yeah, 15 minutes at most, yeah, and Monday morning, monday morning For like what? 10 minutes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 15 minutes at most.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, Monday wasn't great because we were opening the store to the public and I woke up too late. I like completely misjudged the time.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you had to bike.
Speaker 2:And like the time was like what? 33? Like 5.33, and the bus was leaving at 5 45 and it takes at least 10 to 15 minutes to walk yeah, I was like there's no way I'm gonna make this, but I still took my chances and I stole my own bike and I made it onto the bus yeah and I was sick on top of that so I wasn't feeling great about that.
Speaker 2:Anyway, I'm complaining not because of my lack of planning, but the fact that I did not see you that much this week no, that's true.
Speaker 1:I feel like we have been kind of spoiled with walks and everything.
Speaker 2:It's been nice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and now it's over. We both work.
Speaker 2:It's over. Yeah, between us. Yeah, we're done.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no more walks for us.
Speaker 2:Right, that's what I meant. I'm breaking up with you.
Speaker 1:Walk-wise.
Speaker 2:Walk-wise. Yeah, for now, we might get back together.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean we need to get a little bit fatter first.
Speaker 2:Oh God, no, it's okay, we really don't. We can still walk, even when we're not fat. Okay, not right now, though.
Speaker 1:No, we're not too fat.
Speaker 2:We're not that bad, no.
Speaker 1:I think we could be worse.
Speaker 2:Oh, we have been worse, yes and, yeah, we, we also have been better.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I'm really missing that, honestly, because I I've been noticing that, you know, my clothes don't fit me anymore no I got a lot of smaller clothes for when I was smaller yeah and now those smaller clothes don't fit me no, so I'm wearing sweatpants yeah, yeah, I can feel my shirt getting tighter that's a stretchy shirt, yeah yeah, and you know when, when it is a stretchy shirt, you know it's, it's, uh, it's very tight and that shows you know A lot. Yeah everything, all the you know, bilringar, all the.
Speaker 2:Flaps.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all the flaps, all my flaps.
Speaker 2:Yes, all right, all right.
Speaker 1:Are we?
Speaker 2:good here. Would you like to wrap this up?
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 2:Okay, thank you for listening to this episode. Hopefully it was entertaining enough for you. We're definitely going to go live on september 13th for live mad libs yeah, that's gonna happen.
Speaker 1:It's good that it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2:This is it decided if we're actually drinking or not? We?
Speaker 1:can be be drinking.
Speaker 2:We can drink. That sounds good. Yeah, yeah, okay. We'll say that for now. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I'm going to remember what I'm supposed to say. Yeah, Thanks again. We'll see you at the or we probably already saw it. No, we will see you at the live.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And we'll be back next Tuesday with another super fun episode. Yeah, as usual. Yes, okay, have a good day.
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