![[Leftovers] #147 Artwork](https://www.buzzsprout.com/rails/active_storage/representations/redirect/eyJfcmFpbHMiOnsibWVzc2FnZSI6IkJBaHBCUG9KWEFZPSIsImV4cCI6bnVsbCwicHVyIjoiYmxvYl9pZCJ9fQ==--cf302cbf4713a448bfd4853e2a3906d46933e332/eyJfcmFpbHMiOnsibWVzc2FnZSI6IkJBaDdDVG9MWm05eWJXRjBPZ2hxY0djNkUzSmxjMmw2WlY5MGIxOW1hV3hzV3docEFsZ0NhUUpZQW5zR09nbGpjbTl3T2d0alpXNTBjbVU2Q25OaGRtVnlld1k2REhGMVlXeHBkSGxwUVRvUVkyOXNiM1Z5YzNCaFkyVkpJZ2x6Y21kaUJqb0dSVlE9IiwiZXhwIjpudWxsLCJwdXIiOiJ2YXJpYXRpb24ifX0=--1924d851274c06c8fa0acdfeffb43489fc4a7fcc/Copy%20of%20Roasty%20Toasty%20Ghosty%20Logo.jpg)
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #147
This episode is only available to subscribers.
Roasty Toasty Ghosties
Support the show & get subscriber-only content.Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together.
Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod
Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty
Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast
LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month!
Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe
Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock
Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously.
No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.
I still have bunny hair on my face.
Speaker 2:Okay, cool Shirt, feet Shirt, face. Hi Hello, hello, hello.
Speaker 1:How's it going?
Speaker 2:It's going well, okay With you.
Speaker 1:It's going well with me.
Speaker 2:Good, then it goes well with both of us.
Speaker 1:Good yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was that episode, I guess.
Speaker 1:I guess so One minute, that's enough to edit right.
Speaker 2:I think so.
Speaker 1:Don't need much more than that.
Speaker 2:No, so do you have anything to talk about?
Speaker 1:Nope, no, do you? Not much? Okay, not much. So you've got a little bit of something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have like a couple questions.
Speaker 1:Oh, hmm, are you going to ask me now or later?
Speaker 2:Well, one question is do you have anything to talk about?
Speaker 1:You already asked me that one. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:And the other question I will ask you after we started.
Speaker 1:Oh, so those are the only questions.
Speaker 2:And I think I already asked you actually.
Speaker 1:Okay. So yeah, okay, those were, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Those were my questions.
Speaker 1:Hmm, yeah.
Speaker 2:It sounded weird when we said fuck socks. Fuck socks, because then it sounded somehow dirty Fuck.
Speaker 1:Fuck socks.
Speaker 2:Socks. Yeah, I guess so Because X has an S sound, although it technically isn't an S.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:But it has the sound of an S.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's a weird letter Because I mean it's not really needed. When you have K and S, then you don't really need X If you think about it?
Speaker 1:We're shortening words. Yeah, I guess With the X.
Speaker 2:But I guess that's not the only letter that's like that.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm not sure. Do you want to go through the alphabet? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:No, unless you want to. It was the ball.
Speaker 1:Oh right.
Speaker 2:Knocking ball.
Speaker 1:It knocked on the door. Yeah, how'd that happen? It's over here Knocking ball, knock knock.
Speaker 2:Instead of wrecking ball, you have a knocking ball.
Speaker 1:It's like the same thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, it's a little bit gentler.
Speaker 1:It gets and just knocks on. Instead of tearing the whole thing down. Yeah, Noxon. Instead of tearing the whole thing down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, no you're right, see, this is good content.
Speaker 1:Content.
Speaker 2:Content.
Speaker 1:This is a good continent, yeah. I guess, I guess it's okay.
Speaker 2:Europe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah it's okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I haven't been to any other continents so I can't really compare. Not yet Not yet. If you ask me, in like six months, I will have been to another one.
Speaker 1:That's cool.
Speaker 2:So then I can compare.
Speaker 1:Let's hope so at least. Yeah, let's hope it goes well so that we actually make it there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you don't think we would make it there.
Speaker 1:I think we could make it there. Yeah, you don't think we would make it there. I think we could make it there. There's a lot of Could. I believe it's possible. It's been done before.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but not by us.
Speaker 1:Not by you.
Speaker 2:Not Okay, so it has been done by everyone else.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, we all made it there.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Uh, okay, maybe not sick child. No, I was thinking no he's never been on a plane.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:So the two of you, yeah, can be buddies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right.
Speaker 1:I was getting chest pain.
Speaker 2:Heart attack.
Speaker 1:Yep, is that okay?
Speaker 2:Sure, all right, you do what you want.
Speaker 1:Okay, hello, hello, okay, are we good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, we've been talking for a while.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 2:You didn't know.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't notice. Is that too much? Oh, whatever, anyway, yeah, um, mmm, interesting.
Speaker 2:Was it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's berries.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1:Take the rest of it.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, I snorted it, oh the rest of it yeah, okay, so it's empty. Now I figured okay ready. Yeah, I forgot what I was gonna say at first, and now I'm gonna say it okay, okay, what you forgot the things that I forgot.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna say them now okay, so you're gonna cut all that no, no, Please don't.
Speaker 1:No, I know that I keep sticking my fingers in here and I see you looking and it looks like you're thinking about shoving.
Speaker 2:No, no, no.
Speaker 1:Shutting the drawer. Shut yeah.
Speaker 2:Shutting the drawer. Shut yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Maybe I don't know what I. I knew what you were saying Okay, good. And it makes sense to me.
Speaker 1:And I'd rather you didn't.
Speaker 2:No, but you know, I am a pretty good drawer.
Speaker 1:You are a drawer. That's good. I have a tendency to put things in you.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Food I feed you, that's true.
Speaker 2:And yeah, yeah, and sometimes I feed you, that's true, and yeah, yeah, and sometimes I shut on you.
Speaker 1:You shut on me, you shut the door on me.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you try what I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2:You said shut.
Speaker 1:I did.
Speaker 2:So that's your word. It's your fault that I said it.
Speaker 1:That you said shut.
Speaker 2:You put that in my head, shut yeah okay so shut up okay, uh, anyway you can cut that and you probably will, so we'll see hello future lauren yeah, bye future, lauren.
Speaker 1:Um, um.
Speaker 2:We don't like fiddler on the roof no, not really have to remind us that we don't like that movie yeah, I do not, I do not, I do not do that um you can cut this if you want to. Yeah, unless it's like it's raining, men stop uh I don't understand. I mean it, uh didn't but what were you thinking? About what? Uh, what you said uh, yeah, I mean, uh, I just um was it weird I don't know if a maybe. Did you think it was weird?
Speaker 1:Well, in what kind of sense do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 2:Once Okay, the movie doesn't make sense in the sense of yeah, bang on the wall with the hammer thing.
Speaker 1:Not like he can.
Speaker 2:No, he's so good.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Is Hatch the right one? Yeah?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I am, but Silent Night, no, that wasn't him, that was someone else, but he was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was, I'm sure, because he has been bad guys in movies. Yeah, you took what was left of Fika, oh yeah. Did it make it home or?
Speaker 1:did you. It didn't even make it to the big road. No okay, it was gone before that.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, good yeah.
Speaker 1:It was like three pieces. Come on, you would have gotten it down like before the first curb.
Speaker 2:Yeah, before you started the car, yeah.
Speaker 1:Before we got in the car.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay so.
Speaker 2:Or I did find it so, but but, yeah, like yelling or not yelling at us. But yeah, I didn't say much. I don't know, I didn't really know them that well, I didn't really know what to talk about.
Speaker 1:I think it's okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I think you chimed in here and there and it was good. That's what I do. Yeah, I think you chimed in here and there and it was good.
Speaker 2:That's what I do.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Sometimes and yeah, if I meet them again, maybe I'll have more to talk about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm sure we will. Yeah, then.
Speaker 2:I, you know, know them a little bit better. Yeah yeah, it will be better, it will get better. Do better, do better. It will get better, do better.
Speaker 1:Do better, Matias do better.
Speaker 2:Next time just do better. Okay, I promise.
Speaker 1:Okay, good.
Speaker 2:So that was the title.
Speaker 1:That was the title of the week.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:The week, not the episode.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm like that's a long title.
Speaker 1:I said the week, not the episode. Oh, you don't listen.
Speaker 2:Okay, so today's Friday I have a whole story as the title.
Speaker 1:You're an awful person.
Speaker 2:Yes, I am.
Speaker 1:What, what. No, I'm listening Okay, I just don't know when I should stop.
Speaker 2:You can keep talking. You want me to?
Speaker 1:keep telling you about how I.
Speaker 2:How you didn't hate it.
Speaker 1:I didn't hate it, but I don't want to watch it again.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not the movie that I thought we were going to watch. Luckily that one's not on the list, is it? It's not the movie that I thought we were gonna watch. Luckily that one's not on the list, is it?
Speaker 2:it's not cool I didn't care for it no too much drama for me. Yeah for robin williams. Yeah, I only took the funniest movies that I know of good, all right good um was she the one who was? Married to Billy Crystal.
Speaker 1:Oh, she was. Yeah, it's not on the list.
Speaker 2:It is definitely on the list Okay. But I just don't know when. No, because I sometimes think movies get moved, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's why they're called movies.
Speaker 1:Huh, huh, because they move. Yeah, yeah, well, you're called movies, huh.
Speaker 2:Huh, because they move.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, well, you're not wrong. No, ah, it was kind of interesting actually. Do you know what the? I mean? I feel like it's kind of obvious, but maybe I'm wrong. You know the buttons on top of the toilet. They're different. Do you know why? What's the difference between the buttons?
Speaker 2:When it's two, it depends on what you. I'm not sure what you mean.
Speaker 1:Some toilets have two buttons.
Speaker 2:Yes, one bigger, one smaller.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the smaller one is less water.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Because it's for peeing, I think.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:You know, the bigger one is for pooping.
Speaker 1:Okay, I thought so, but I don't know. Someone was questioning it on Facebook.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's all, but no one really knows.
Speaker 1:I think people know. I don't know. I didn't read the entire thing.
Speaker 2:Okay, I think I got it. I'm pretty sure you're right, yeah.
Speaker 1:Because that's what I thought too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't have that in the States.
Speaker 2:No, no, just you know. Yeah, it's just the yeah On the side of the toilet. Oh okay, we don't have that at home. No, you just have the button on top.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the one, yeah, we have like a little lever on the side, like a handle, yeah, yeah. That's probably good to know before you get there how to flush a toilet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Unless it's automatic. I've seen it in the movies, so yeah.
Speaker 1:I guess so Also, you don't have these handles, so much.
Speaker 2:but you have more knobs. I've seen it in movies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like these small things that will like make you slightly confused when you approach it. Yeah, but I've seen most of it in movies. I think, yeah, I think you'll be okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you know all the small things.
Speaker 1:Like my socks.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Make me happy Anyway.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So we have six subjects school subjects we're going to go through. We'll do three rounds each. I will ask a question, Sorry.
Speaker 2:Pause.
Speaker 1:Whoops, okay Hi.
Speaker 2:Oh, hello, is it on time? Do do multiplication, yeah, but do do? I have like a?
Speaker 1:minute to answer.
Speaker 2:No, no, you answer when you answer okay, um, we're not complicating things. No, I'm just asking if there's like a time limit.
Speaker 1:No, no, before midnight.
Speaker 2:I believe so.
Speaker 1:Don't, uh, don't do anything. Okay, Um, we're on science, Okay, um, hold on, where's my? There it is.
Speaker 2:That's Um number one. Hold on Where's my. There it is. That's Number one. What is the capital?
Speaker 1:This will be a fun game, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1:We can play later.
Speaker 2:Today no.
Speaker 1:I have it on my phone. Largest cock Continent oh continent On Earth, next subject. Oh, continent On Earth, next subject.
Speaker 2:Okay Asia.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yes, I didn't like that look.
Speaker 1:No, I know you didn't like it.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Because I know you're going to edit it so that you get it right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:All right, here's a fun question.
Speaker 2:I mean, I can edit your wrong answer too.
Speaker 1:You don't have to no. Okay, don't be upset just because I said it Well it's just it feels like I mean it's kind of funny getting things wrong sometimes.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah sure we can get things wrong.
Speaker 1:We laugh at people on the show all the time for being wrong. Yeah yeah, they don't edit that.
Speaker 2:No, or do they?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:But the opposite.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they try to make people wrong Because it's funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, octave.
Speaker 1:Octave.
Speaker 2:Octave.
Speaker 1:And I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, I'm going to keep all the wrongs. By the way, is he a doctor?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No, Then no.
Speaker 1:Are you thinking about Harrison? No, Hamilton Right Hamilton no.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:He was a doctor in that movie.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Um, um, oh, we should do this for 169 with sex education. Yeah, wouldn't that be funny. Yeah, how educated are we? Yeah, all yeah. How educated are we yeah, all right, anyway, you can cut that. You don't want people knowing.
Speaker 2:No, they shouldn't get excited.
Speaker 1:They really shouldn't get excited.
Speaker 2:No, not this far in advance.
Speaker 1:No, that would be frustrating yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, name one benefit of regular cardiovascular what?
Speaker 1:the Cardiovascular.
Speaker 2:Name one benefit of regular cardiovascular exercise Exercise. I don't have a new bestie.
Speaker 1:No me neither.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. I just like that line so much, the way you said it.
Speaker 1:Um.
Speaker 2:Stupid test.
Speaker 1:Stupid test. Are you out of sips?
Speaker 2:I'm almost out of sips.
Speaker 1:Um.
Speaker 2:So was that like a bye.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it gave out a Okay um.
