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SPEAKER_02:

Okay Lauren, you told me to record, so this is your fault if I wasn't supposed to. Just so you know, I know you're gonna do the editing for this one. Hello.

SPEAKER_03:

Hiya!

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I started recording.

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Yeah, good, because there's a Pokemon card on the floor.

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Oh no. Oh that's that's why.

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That's why we're starting. Did you like this? I'm gonna tread it.

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Uh yeah.

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It says uh final statement lump sum of money you get for that. No more. Okay, I'm not even wearing phones. Enough of that. We have things to do, we have things to say. And I have headphones, but my hair is a mess. I'm really alright.

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Yeah, it should be sorry.

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I am, I am.

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It's just gonna be a constant sound.

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Oh yeah. Okay, so we have this thing, alright? It's called Arc Drops. Okay. Uh Lemon Ice. It's a natural performance booster. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Natural performance booster. Right. That sounds scary.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, so it's supposed to waken up, wake, wake up, awaken your senses.

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Maybe you should take some.

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No, I'm gonna, and I want you to try it too. You're not gonna like it.

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Okay.

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I don't like it.

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Good.

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You feel it in your face everywhere. It's really bad, and then it goes over after a while.

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It's not like is it consuming or is it you it's a drop.

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You take a drop.

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Where? In your veins. In your mouth.

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In your mouth. Okay. Yeah. But it's mint and you feel it everywhere.

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Okay.

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And it just like opens everything up.

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Is that for now or for later?

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We're gonna try it now.

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Now.

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We're gonna wake up for this. Okay.

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Can you still drink?

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want first or do you want to go after me?

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Uh it doesn't matter.

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Okay, you go first, get it over with. Ah. Swallow it?

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I swallow.

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I see you watering up a little bit.

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Yeah, a little bad. Did you shake it well before you used it?

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In my butt, yeah.

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In your butt?

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It was in my back pocket.

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Oh.

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Sorry, I have trouble like talking.

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Okay.

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Take a deep breath.

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Yeah, I can feel it.

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Good. Yeah. It's it's strong.

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Mm-hmm. Water.

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You want some water?

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Sure.

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It's good for you.

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Whoever filled that water bottle up did a good job. Or was it that one?

SPEAKER_03:

Uh I filled it last. Oh. I just filled it. But it was the time before that. It was a lot better than this button.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. But it feels like uh the one who did it before that.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Yeah. You get that kind of sense when you drink the water, is that you know, the the person who did filled it before this filling did better.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Okay. Are you awake? Uh you feel your senses.

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I mean, it kind of feels like brushing your teeth in a way.

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Which is good because I don't think either of us have brushed our teeth. Did you brush your teeth? Not today. No, not yet.

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No.

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No.

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Me neither. It's uh it's fairly early today, we might add.

SPEAKER_03:

It's too early to brush my teeth.

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Yeah. It's not even 12 yet.

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It's not even 12. Uh in the afternoon.

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In the evening.

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It's not even midnight yet.

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No. Time to brush my teeth.

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It's not even midnight. Okay. So what do you think? Should we just we've got two hours.

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Yeah.

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We should uh We usually get this done within two hours.

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We do.

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Alright.

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So yeah.

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You wanna Should we start? Should we should we like? Should we start?

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Maybe. I don't know. I I feel like I I don't want to drink this right now because it's gonna taste weird because of the mints.

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Yeah. Taste Should we give it like five minutes and see where we're at?

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Yeah, we can do that.

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Okay. When it's ten minutes minutes. Okay.

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Oh yeah.

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So a ten minute uh warm-up.

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Warm-up, yeah.

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Let's let's talk about something then.

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Okay. We can talk about It's 12 now. So yeah, it's 12 now. Yeah. So time to brush the teeth.

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It's time to brush our teeth.

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Yeah. No, um so is this good for like uh colds and stuff too? Or is it I don't know.

SPEAKER_03:

It's just supposed to be like an energy kind of thing. But there's no caffeine. Okay, so it has pepper peppermint oil, uh MCT oil, lemon oil, blood orange oil, menthol crystals, stevia, and coconut oil. So it's really just oil.

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Yeah.

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And that's a lot of oil. Some sugar and menthol.

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Okay.

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You're supposed to take two doses a day.

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Yeah.

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We only took one.

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But it's early. It's just midnight.

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It's not even midnight yet. Uh but yeah, it's just supposed to wake you up, I guess. Yeah. And I feel like sometimes it works, for me at least.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Hey, is it like three weeks until we're gonna see Volbeat?

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Is it?

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Right? 17th? Yeah. And it's a Friday.

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Cool.

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That is pretty cool.

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Yeah. Not even a month.

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No. Do you remember where it was?

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Uh Three Arena. Is that I don't know where it is.

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You don't know where that is?

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No, I just remember the place called being called Three Arena.

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Because I think that Friends or Strawberry now for some reason. Why is it a strawberry?

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I don't know.

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It's so weird that they changed the name to a strawberry. Strawberry Fields.

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Yeah, Strawberry Fields Forever. Forever.

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They're funny. Yeah. Um that's by the mall. Okay. So I'm guessing it's not the same place.

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No. Three arenas. Yeah, I guess we have three weeks to figure it out. Yeah. Figure the way out to Free Arena.

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And work tonight, and then I will catch you on my way home.

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Yeah, I will have to talk to the ride giver.

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Ride giver.

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Yeah. That that was the guy I'm getting a ride from.

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Mm-hmm.

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You know the guy.

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I know the guy.

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The British guy.

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Mm-hmm. It feels like no matter how many times I shave, it feels like it still looks like I haven't shaved.

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Ah, okay.

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You know? That's like. I know. You've seen it? I I've seen my face. Oh, okay. Because it feels like that. You only get shaved once a month, and it's not even like a close shave.

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No, that's true.

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So that's different.

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Okay.

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I mean, I I could do a closer shave if you wanted me to. But you lose patience and be like when.

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Yeah.

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Oh, it's a little dent there. There's a dent in your can.

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But your can is I've seen worse.

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Definitely had worse.

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I'm sorry about that. But it worked.

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It worked.

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You could drink it.

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I almost couldn't, but I did.

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I helped you.

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You did. Almost couldn't even open it. Almost just broke the tab right off.

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Yeah, but uh, you know, I helped you.

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You did. It was good.

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It was also my fault, so.

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Whatever. Go ahead.

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Okay. Hello? Okay, I'm gonna restart. From the top. No.

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You Yeah, you I have to go to uh the store and pick up my scrunchies. Oh, okay. We'll have to stop by on our way. Yeah.

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To the bathroom. Did you order several?

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There's a black one and a silver one.

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And both are Reflex. Reflex. Yeah. And I get one on.

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For your wrist, maybe. Your ear. Just um. Anyway.

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Um yeah, okay, but um you can do that. Uh, how are you, by the way?

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And we are going to be your besties for the next hour or so.

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And we are gonna be your besties for the next hour or so.

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Okay, now I have to edit that. You have to say it again. Okay. And it's Hey, skinny gwanna. Okay. Did we do anything last weekend?

unknown:

Did we?

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But I'm gonna go back and get it so I can use it on me and not you.

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Okay, yeah. That's better.

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Did I edit on Saturday? I don't know. No, I must have done it on Sunday.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure. And Oh yeah, because that was done before you.

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Yeah.

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On Saturday evening.

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Did I did I sleep? I mean, it's not the first time that I've talked back at a colleague. No. They're just guys. I'm not scared of them. No. It's like I'm older than you. What are you saying? Um off of my dollar dollars.

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Off of your dollars. Dollars.

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Look. My bruises are even moving. It was here on my left arm, and now it's on my right forearm.

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Even your bruises are buff.

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Yeah.

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You have muscles on your bruises.

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They're just swollen.

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I have to train my bruises.

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Yeah. We should see more of them.

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Okay. I don't know.

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I don't know why.

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I think we've seen the best ones though. Yeah. The the ones from now is like just straight to DVD and movies like that that are like just not that good, I guess.

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Okay. He's not making movies right now.

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He's not making movies anymore. He's retired.

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That's too bad.

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Yeah. Because of his situation with the dementia and everything.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's too bad.

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Yeah, I mean I like some of his movies too. But uh I also like Mel Gibson movies.

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Yeah, yeah, he's been good.

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Yeah. Um to to make um he had to yeah, make a meeting or like uh get to a meeting. I don't even find a word for it, but you know Adventurous go. Go.

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We are back.

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What?

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Okay. Let's see. Uh Google histories. Cool. I can read it for you. Don't worry about that. Don't talk to me.

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Like Tom Hanks or the dolphins like uh the time uh Clint Eastwood treat and treat treated me like a uh horse.

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Yeah. Yeah, I guess you could ride dolphins like horses. Yeah. Uh maybe I need to click the link here.

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Yeah, maybe you do actually.

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Maybe I do, actually. It's a manga bay.

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So you're only reading the headlines? Yeah, that's all I got. Okay.

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Yes. Hello? What do you want? What are we doing next weekend? The word of the day varies depending on not helpful. Oh, okay, okay. It varies.

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That's a word.

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You know what? I'm actually gonna Google search this one because Gemini is not helpful. What is the word of the day? Fat. No. Word of the fat is what I wrote. What is the word of the day? Manage your privacy. No, thank you. I can read for you. Mainly the belief that a sneeze could expel or that was too much diving. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Too much diving. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Too much diving. That's too deep. Spiritual and superstition origin. Gosh.

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Yeah, it it kind of uh makes uh like an uh um I don't know uh This is fun, are you having fun? Yeah.

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Okay.

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So that's uh like um uh what do you say? I don't know the word. I yeah. It will I don't even know the word. So I'm gonna cut this part. Complications. Yeah. But yeah. But that that wasn't really that didn't didn't make much sense. But that was the word I was searching for.

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Alright. Okay.

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But I'm gonna cut this part, so should I keep going? Yeah.

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Alright. So Russian. Do you know Russian? Do you wanna try this one? Do you wanna read this for me? Oh read the Russian one. You know what? We can skip these last two ones because but but tea.

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But Sudrovi Sudrovi. I don't know.

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Anyway. Um am I taking too long? No. Okay. Um, let's see. Thank you. If you were looking for it I've been doing too much Swedish lately. Summary Summary? Conclusion was the word. Are you uh have you finished your sips? Are you out of sips?

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Not yet. Soon.

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Okay. Well how about now?

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Soon.

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Okay. No.

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Soon.

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Okay. How about now?

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Yes.

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All right.

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Well well um right now. Uh what is ruining your life? What is ruining my life?

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I'm yeah.

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Uh I don't know. Uh I pressure. Yeah, pressure.

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No, no, I That's what's ruining my life.

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Yeah.

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Anything else? No. No. All right.

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