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[Leftovers] #150

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I need to be connected as well.

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What is that now?

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I'm gonna say this is too loud. Absolutely not. He thinks he's funny.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Oh my god. Aunt. Seriously. Oh sorry, I hear it then.

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This is gonna have to be You have something on your nose. You still have something on your notes.

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Okay. You can ignore my nose though. Okay. What is it? Was it a fluff ball?

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Maybe.

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Because I I took a fluff ball off my face.

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Okay. Uh I can't see anything now.

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Well now I snorted it.

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You did?

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Maybe.

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Or to to a nearby town or city.

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You went to my work.

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And uh yeah.

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And then uh since uh last I heard it was difficult for her to actually get anything, uh get any food into her.

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Yeah.

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Is she doing better?

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She's doing better.

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She seems to be doing better if she ate all that.

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Yeah. Well, she didn't eat all of it because I had the last bites or so.

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Well, I mean, it is a lot of food. Yeah. So I I don't blame her.

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No. But she drank the milkshake all by herself. So that was true.

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I think she's doing overall better. Yeah. Okay. Good. Now I have a question. Okay? If you weren't going to the cinemas with her, because that was like a last-minute decision, right? Um, were you going to just sit there and hang out until I got out, or what was your plan?

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No, I I don't think we would have sat there the entire time.

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Or you. If it was just you.

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Just me? Yeah. I don't know if I would have gone if you if it wasn't for her.

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No, you said that you were planning on going anyway.

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If I um would have gone by myself, I probably would have uh gotten there later.

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Okay.

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Uh, you know, close to when you're leaving. So we can take the same bus home.

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Yeah. Okay. I was just wondering. Yeah. I didn't know what your plan was exactly.

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But that's usually That's how surprises go. Yeah. But we uh uh I um it has um You fell. Yeah.

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Sorry. Sorry, microphone. Um, okay, this goes here. Goodbye.

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I'm hungry. Um Yeah.

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It got his knee shot off or like shut out.

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Did you say the the other one, Octavius? What's his name?

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Yes, Steve Coogan. Yes, I did. Um no. Um I'm just trying to think if there's more to be said, but yeah, no, I said my thing about it being on the airplane.

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Hello? Hello. Okay. If you eat Skittles, you become the rainbow.

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Hmm. What if you drop them?

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What if you dropped all of them? Hmm? Then there's a rainbow all over the floor. It's a mess.

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You don't want the rainbow on the floor.

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Hi, Henrik. Henrik dropped it. Where's the battery? I didn't remove the batteries. Oh, then I wonder if it's under the bed. Oh.

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I don't know. This is gonna be good. I'm gonna keep this by the um.

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No, you're not.

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Okay.

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No, you're not. You're gonna be nice.

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I'm gonna be nice.

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Mm-hmm and not do that.

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Yeah, okay. No, yeah, I I will be nice. But it's gonna go into the leftovers, so there, huh?

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Leftovers get old.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Would you like to open this up?

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Yeah. From here, the the bag looks like um cat food bag.

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Gross. Not eating cat food.

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Or some maybe it's candy. Like uh yeah, it reminds me of a bag we have at home for the cats. It's either cat food or can cat candy.

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This is human candy.

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Yeah. We did a better one yesterday. That was perfect. Well, I'm not gonna keep this one, so good.

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Cut it all. Everything. No, he wouldn't know because he kicked it over and he was being all weird. Okay, well we have other batteries. We're back.

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We're back. Again.

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Yeah.

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No I mean uh it's just gonna be like a hole in the ground where you and a bump on my head. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So we're okay. It's it's okay.

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Anvils are a lot less of a problem than I thought they were gonna be.

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Yeah.

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And who wants to go first?

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Uh it doesn't matter.

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Do we flip a coin?

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Sure.

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Do you know how to flip a coin now?

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Uh yeah. Okay.

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I probably have a coin somewhere. Hey. I have a whole bag of coins if we just dump them all and see how many.

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I can take one.

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This one. Yes. Two cronor.

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Yes. Heads or tails.

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Heads.

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So if it's heads, you start Yes. Okay. Tails. Yen. Yen. So I just Okay. In the movie. In the movie. Um movie. Movie. Portrait. Portrait. Portrait. Naked dude. And then she is um hit on by another dude. The teacher. Is it called crookie? Crookie. I don't know what croquet? Croquet. Yeah. What about croquet? That's what she's doing. His uh crookie letter. That's what No Okay no that that's the sport thing with the crooked. Yeah, with the club and the ball, but it's not no, it's when they when they have something to paint, you know, someone stands there naked and they have to paint. Yeah. That's apparently crooky. And I don't know what that is in English.

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Nope.

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No.

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Was that the word?

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No, that wasn't the word. But I but anyway, she painted a n new dude. I pronounced that right, right? Hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids. Yeah. Um says the Latin word or minister, I don't I don't know what they call that. But you know, I think he's just a priest. Yeah. Yeah, I I really don't remember.

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I don't know the difference.

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Because I I do know I heard about ministers and I don't know.

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I think that's the one who marries people.

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Okay. Uh-huh.

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Or m uh, you know, says that people can get married, or the one that says you may now kiss the bride. Uh-huh. They don't marry all the people.

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No. No. All of you are married now. Get in line.

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Imagine if that was your career, just to marry people for the rest of your life.

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You and you, you're married. Um, okay, so this is a priest, not window. I oh, I thought you heard window. The window ask just that.

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That would be funny too. I know what that's like.

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Overtake. That's omcharning, right?

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Or he has the pass.

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Pass, okay. Yeah. What's overtake? No. Okay.

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That might it's when you're taking over. I don't know.

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I think that might be the British way of saying maybe. Yeah.

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But we just pass people on the road.

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Yeah. Um, because I think it's our British friend that said overtake, and that maybe.

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There is is I know there's an undertaker. Is there an overtaker?

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Undertaker, that's the He's a wrestler, right? Oh.

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Or no, the Undertaker is a dead guy person.

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Yeah, that's also funeral related.

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Yeah. I don't know.

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No, I don't uh anyway, he passes he doesn't like the tractors, so he wants to pass the tractor. Um where yeah, I mean uh there there's a person there speaking German. I don't really know why I uh brought that up because he was speaking German, but it's not really it doesn't move the story in any way or so I don't know. At you know, he's still speaking German. Um I just wanted to you wanted to say that to rhyme.

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Just to say it. Yeah. Okay.

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Um Resta Resta. No, it's uh it yeah, it's like uh upper in the country. Upper? Uh yeah, up there. It's up there. Yeah, in the country. So it's not it's very selected with uh um gas stations there.

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So it's it's on like the countryside.

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Yeah, exactly. Um yes. Uh so he forgets his wallet in the car. Um so he takes his okay, so now this is the word I was benzene dunk.

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Oh, that's um a gas tank.

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Gas tank. Okay. So so it's like um uh yeah.

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Like a reserve gas tank.

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Yeah, reserve okay, that's good. Um because uh the clerk is that yeah, yeah, the clerk doesn't want him so he takes his reserve gas tank and runs away. But yeah, because he But yeah. I mean it's all uh you know to build up uh some uh drama or yeah.

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Um I wanna be your margarita.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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I want to be yours, Margarita.

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Oh, not your margarita. No. I want you to drink me with some salt.

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Yeah.

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Just a pinch of salt.

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Yeah.

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Just really enhance the flavors.

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It that took a um um you know, dirtier turn than I expected. Okay. Um, but uh it's okay.

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I'm gonna get you drunk.

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Uh and yeah. I I um I misspelled here. So I it's supposed to say it, but uh I wrote there's a nurse at the party that yells gun that does the yesta doesn't have cancer.

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Oh, she's she she yells that.

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She's making it known to everyone. He doesn't have cancer. Okay.

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Yeah. But fired, fired. No.

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He made up is it still better than the first one. Or not as good as the first one. I excuse me. Okay. Let's see if I can oh, I just wrote across my entire page. Okay, no, I shouldn't do that again. Okay. Yes. Gandolfini. Gandolfini. She never pulled her parachute. Or no, she uh by a guy. Uh uh. Oh no, he just he just escaped. Yeah. The cause of death was determined by uh reading is difficult. Yeah. I never learned how to do it.

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And uh the body, uh, that's the same girl that was killed in the beginning.

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I'm not there yet.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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This is just a body.

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I'm sorry. Okay.

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Uh oh, okay. Here. My next line.

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Okay.

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Slow down.

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Um if I if I did that, it would be in Swedish, my Yeah, then it would just make no sense. You and I would get it, but Yeah.

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Wherever they are, he sees that she was uh employee of the month there. Oh, okay. Harley jumps from the root with a parachute. Hi. Oh, kitty. Hello. Right.

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Did we see what was in the cylinder? Or not yet. No, okay.

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No, no, no, because he uh later. Okay. Yeah. And uh oh okay. Here's more quotes, okay? Okay. Mama. Yeah. You want more time.

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Find my sock.

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Find my sock. Find my sock.

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Access kind of staying up.

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Thank you.

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Sick child. Yes. Close the door. Ditch is going to crawl out onto the wing. Okay, so did he. I guess that he did. Ditch pulls the guy's oh the Okay. Uh I think. What? And the rock is a whore. He was five feet. Wait, hold on. Google, why do people say that Napoleon was so short? Okay, so there could have been a measurement error too. Cause his height was recorded at five feet two inches at his autopsy using the old French system of measurement, which converted to about five feet six or seven inches in the modern system. Uh also he had tall guards, so he was seen surrounded by his elite imperial guard who were required to be tall, making him look a lot smaller. Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

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