150: Angry Short Person

In which Lauren & Mattias re-review previous films and tell a history lesson about Napoleon Bonaparte. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as sand allergic dogs and the sad life of actors. 

Content:

• Opening
• Weekly check in
• Movie on!
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• Intermission
• Wrap up
• Live Mad Libs! August 9, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

Chapters

• 0:06 Opening Banter & Daytime Vibes
• 1:34 Weekend Visits, Rain, and Bus Shenanigans
• 2:46 Oppenheimer Jokes & Surprise Drop-Ins
• 4:15 Milkshakes, Cinema, and Odd Sequels
• 6:56 Trains Return & Movie Day Setup
• 7:17 Mad Max: First Impressions
• 9:35 Low Budget, Loose Script, and Loose Kneecaps
• 14:46 Night at the Museum: Cast, Charm, and Nostalgia
• 18:42 Airplane Movies & Manhattan Daydreams
• 18:58 Break and New Day Reset
• 19:24 Kangaroo Facts & Kanga Reviews Plan
• 21:26 Swedish RV Sequel: Chaos, Rats, and Road Trip
• 31:43 Wedding Disasters, Gas Fiascos, and Ashes at the Lake
• 36:17 Terminal Velocity: Plot, Twists, and Gold
• 46:25 Mid-Air Stunts, Car Drop, and Windmill Finale
• 51:04 History “Lesson”: Napoleon, Myths, and Height
• 55:04 What’s Ruining Our Lives
• 58:17 Live Mad Libs, Schedule, and Thank-Yous
• 1:02:01 Fan Mail and Closing Credits

Transcript

SPEAKER_03: 0:05

In a world where everything is unscripted, this is roasty, toasty, roasty. Uh should I just start?

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Well, we need to open this up. Alright. Would you like to wrap Yeah? Let's wrap this up. Would you like to open this up?

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Yeah, let's do that.

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Alright.

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Very synchronized this time.

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Okay. Alright. I'm here. Go ahead.

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Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matthias.

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And I'm Lauren.

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We are the hosties for this pod coasty.

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Pod Coastie? Okay.

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No, I don't know. This is a weird podcast. It is. Yeah. Uh stuff like that. Okay. Um and we're gonna be a I'm just you? We're gonna be uh your besties. Besties for an hour or so.

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Yep.

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And that's about it. How are you doing?

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I am good. How are you?

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I'm also good.

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Good.

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Uh yeah. So this is another daytime recording.

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Yep.

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Because I'm gonna work night.

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And I'm not.

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No.

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No, I'm not even working this weekend.

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Nope.

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Which is weird. I haven't worked all week.

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That is weird.

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I do still have a job though.

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You do.

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Let's see. How uh what have you been up to this week? Anything exciting?

SPEAKER_03: 1:32

Well, last weekend I was doing some things.

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Some things?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Like Saturday, I went to your work with your son.

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Oh yeah, that's right.

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Yeah.

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You met up with him and you guys came and visited me.

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Yes.

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While I was working.

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We did.

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And it was uh it was fun.

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Yes.

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And afterwards he got a haircut.

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Yeah.

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We randomly found a place to get his haircut.

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Yeah. Too bad it was kind of rainy though.

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It was rainy, it was wet, it was not nice.

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No. But I really enjoyed the time on the bus home.

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We did have fun on the bus home.

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Very fun. We were talking the whole time, joking around, being silly for an hour or so.

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For an hour or so. We could have recorded it and uploaded it as uh an episode, and then we wouldn't have to sit here right now.

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No, that's true. Uh missed opportun opportunity.

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Opportunity.

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Opportunity?

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Opportunity. Oppenheimer.

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Yeah.

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Missed Oppenheimer.

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Yeah, missed we missed Oppenheimer.

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We didn't, though, because we watched it. We don't have to watch it.

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We watched the whole thing.

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We don't have to do that again.

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They promised us two hours, but we got three.

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Oh my god. And then I got in trouble for that.

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Oh yeah.

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It wasn't even my fault.

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No.

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Okay, so yeah, that was that. And I worked on Sunday as well.

SPEAKER_03: 2:55

You did. And uh I saw you on Sunday as well.

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You surprised me.

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I did.

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Because maybe you were planning on coming to see me, but you didn't tell me.

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No, and that was kind of part of the surprise.

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Okay.

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Not to tell you and just surprise you.

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Okay.

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That's how surprises work best. If you don't tell the person about them, they're kind of more surprised.

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Okay. But you also had your niece with you.

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I d yes.

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You took your niece along. That was also a surprise.

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Yeah.

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Actually, no, it was it was lots of surprises in one.

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Yeah. We were the first one there.

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You were. You were waiting outside the door. Yeah. You just like popped up, and I was trying to take my break. I couldn't focus on my break. No. And so I went back to work.

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I'm sorry about that.

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I I was like really restless anyway. And my boss was like, Why are you back already? I'm like, I don't want to take a break.

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You're like, it's those people.

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He's like, hey, is that your friend? He was like, Yeah. He was like, he really liked five guys? He was like, Yeah, I think so.

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He was surprised.

SPEAKER_00: 4:12

He was also surprised. You surprised a lot of people.

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Yeah. So yeah, I brought my niece. It was the first time for her at your workplace.

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Yeah, and she liked her milkshake. She liked the milkshake and I made her a milkshake and she liked it.

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She liked the food. She was very full afterwards. And uh then she and I went to cinema for the X.

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Okay.

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And we watched Bad Guys 2.

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Is that what it's called?

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I think so.

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Okay. The animated movie.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Was it good?

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It was good.

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Okay.

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I have not seen the first one, but I've seen the second one. That happens sometimes. Sometimes it happens. Yeah.

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Okay. So what else have you done this week?

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Um I work night.

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We went for a walk on Wednesday.

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We did. And you took me to work.

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I did. That was nice.

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Yes.

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This week. Which is nice. Yeah. I mean, you stop by on your way to work. Say hi.

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Yeah.

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And then you leave.

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Yeah. And say bye.

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You say bye. And then you leave.

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Yes.

SPEAKER_00: 5:20

Yeah. That's nice. It's nice that you say bye before you leave.

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Yeah.

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Otherwise you would just get up and walk away. Be like, where'd you go? And also, why?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 5:30

Um, yeah. I went to IKEA this week again, which was it's all it's always fun. I I uh felt like buying a whole bunch of plants. I found a tree. Did you see my tree?

SPEAKER_03: 5:44

Uh I did not see your tree. Where to look for it?

SPEAKER_00: 5:48

Um in the corner.

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In the corner.

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Across from the standing light. Okay. On the other side of the bookshelf.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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I guess I will have to look.

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You'll have to look.

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You know, I didn't know where to look. That was the problem.

SPEAKER_00: 6:06

Okay. Okay. Alright then. Uh yeah. And that's that's basically what happened this week.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 6:13

I haven't worked. Um, I'm still feeling kind of down, so I haven't really had the motivation to do anything except for You worked Monday though. I did work on Monday. That yes. Yes, I did. I'm lying. This is what uh this is what happens to me when I'm kinda down. I become a liar. Um I did work on Monday. But the rest of the week, I didn't really feel like doing anything.

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Um we took the train, by the way.

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We did take a train.

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Yeah, that's uh on Monday? Yeah, that's a new thing for us. Yeah. Because the train hasn't been going for a while.

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Right. Yeah.

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But they started going now.

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Yeah, they go now.

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Yeah, that's good.

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Yes. Alright, well, today is Friday.

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It is.

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Right? And uh it's October 10th.

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Mm-hmm.

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You know what's happening tomorrow?

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Um you don't. I think it might be live Mad Libs.

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That's true. You know what happened today?

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Movie Day.

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We watched movies.

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We did.

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Would you like to movie on?

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Let's movie on.

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Alright. So today we watched Mad Max.

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Yes.

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And night uh at the museum? Yes. Night of the museum. Night at the museum. Yes. Okay.

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I didn't s uh You didn't correct me. You you noticed that I said yes when you said the right thing. When you said the wrong thing, I was completely silent.

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How am I supposed to know then? Just you have to be clear.

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Say no. No, no, no, no. I I I don't wanna make you more depressed than you already are.

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Oh my god, shut up.

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I you have to wait and listen for my yes. When you hear my yes, you know you've been right.

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Okay.

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You wanna know what really stirs up my depression?

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Yes.

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Mad Max. Okay, so I'm gonna tell you. This is a movie with Mel Gibson.

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Mad Mel.

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Mad Mel Gibson. Not Mel Brooks.

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No.

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Still.

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Still not Mel Brooks.

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No.

SPEAKER_00: 8:21

Um, what happened in this movie? There were bikers, and there was Mel Gibson, and there was a woman and a baby. Yeah. And that's what happened. What happened? I don't know, Australia.

SPEAKER_01: 8:35

Yeah.

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So, uh, what did you think about this movie? That's literally all I can tell you.

SPEAKER_03: 8:42

Okay. I think this movie is a m a little bit weird. No, I mean uh it's okay. I I I don't wanna say it's a uh bad one. I don't hate it. I mean i it's a low budget movie. You can't kinda tell because Oh yeah. Uh because the you notice that there's a lot of sped up scenes and uh stuff like that. But uh I can forgive that because it had a very limited budget, so and it's a very young Mel Gibson in this one.

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He's just a baby.

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Just a baby.

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Was this his first movie?

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I don't know. May maybe he did something before, but just small parts. I think this was like the first big one.

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Okay.

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But it wasn't the big budgets.

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No.

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But the first main character, so to speak. I think so. I'm not sure, but Okay. So please let me know what you thought about this one.

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I'm gonna let you know what I thought about this movie.

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Yes.

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Okay, so it's really old. It is. There's that.

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It's from 79. 79. 1979.

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Right, not 1879.

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No.

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Although it could have been.

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Yeah.

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Um how old is Mel Gibson?

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Mel Gibson. Uh he's uh turning uh hundred, right? 70.

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Right.

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Uh in January, and Mel Brooks turns a hundred uh next year.

SPEAKER_00: 10:13

That was close. Okay, so also, um, this movie is all over the place. The script is garbage. I'm sorry. Um there's a lot of things just being randomly said. The people are weird.

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Yeah.

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My biggest problem with this movie is that Mel Gibson is together with a woman.

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Yes.

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There is a child involved.

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Yes.

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I don't know if Mel Gibson is the father, but the child is the woman's the child is involved. The child is the woman's child. Okay? She literally puts this child down and walks away and does whatever the heck she wants. She comes back, the child is in a car, driving the car, or at least in the driver's seat.

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Yeah, it's in the driver's seat.

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Like, what also, there was that other scene where she was off doing whatever the heck she wants. She comes out outside, there's a blanket on the ground, there's toys, like she left the baby just like there. This baby can walk.

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Yeah.

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So she like completely ignores the child for a while, comes back and finds that the baby's gone.

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Yeah.

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So, in conclusion, she's not a very good mother.

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No, that's true.

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And that bothers me.

SPEAKER_03: 11:33

Yeah, okay.

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Because she clearly doesn't care that much about the baby.

SPEAKER_03: 11:36

Well, shouldn't that make you feel better?

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About myself.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I don't just drop my kid and walk away. No, exactly. Like a sim.

SPEAKER_03: 11:45

It has kind of strange physics too, when you think about it. Okay, so one guy loses his hand.

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Right.

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Very easily.

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Yeah. It's not that difficult to lose a hand.

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No.

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They just grow right back, right?

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Yeah.

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I think.

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But then later in the movie, Max, or Mel Gibson's character Max, they shoot him in the kneecap.

SPEAKER_00: 12:08

Right.

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And ten minutes later he's like, sure, he's limping, but he can still walk.

SPEAKER_00: 12:14

Yeah, it's you don't need kneecaps. It's just a body part that's just kind of like there.

SPEAKER_03: 12:20

Yeah.

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You don't you could live without it.

SPEAKER_03: 12:23

Yeah. So yeah, that um I mean ask my knees.

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They just like pop out whenever they want and they're like, whatever, you're fine.

SPEAKER_03: 12:29

Yeah, you don't need us.

SPEAKER_00: 12:31

You don't need me. I'm just gonna go over here and watch TV or something. They have a life of their own.

SPEAKER_03: 12:37

Yeah. They drive the car.

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They pay rent. They have a job. They have wives and families.

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You have to ask your kneecaps if they uh if you can borrow the car.

SPEAKER_00: 12:50

Right. Yeah. We have laundry schedules.

SPEAKER_03: 12:55

Yeah.

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Gonna move out.

SPEAKER_00: 12:58

Yeah. One of these days they're just gonna give up and leave.

SPEAKER_02: 13:02

Yeah.

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Um, so what did I think about this movie?

SPEAKER_03: 13:05

Yeah.

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Is that what you want to know?

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If you want I have a feeling.

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You have a fe you have feelings? Are you hooked on the ceiling?

SPEAKER_03: 13:13

No, no, no.

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No, no, you're not.

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Really. Um not a lamp.

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No, you could be though.

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Which, by the way, I helped you with this.

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You did. You weren't happy about it, but I got help.

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I got a little bit stressed there for a while.

SPEAKER_00: 13:29

Well, uh, that was to be expected. Everyone got stressed over this lamp.

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Yeah.

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How I felt about the movie. Yes. I'd like to tell you.

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Please.

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I wasn't a fan. No. I didn't care for it.

SPEAKER_02: 13:40

Okay.

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I uh uh I'm not I'm not going to watch this movie again.

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Oh no.

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You can try. It's not happening.

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But I tell you what. What? See you at the sequel next week.

SPEAKER_00: 13:56

No. Is there a sequel?

SPEAKER_03: 13:58

There's not just one. No. It's a trilogy.

SPEAKER_00: 14:01

Oh my god. Why? Who put who wasted their money on this movie? Really?

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They didn't waste much.

SPEAKER_00: 14:08

They didn't waste much? No, because it was like ten dollars, right?

SPEAKER_03: 14:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 14:12

Is he American? Who? Mel Gibson?

SPEAKER_03: 14:15

He's born in America, but I think he grew up in Australia.

SPEAKER_00: 14:19

Okay. He's also Scottish though.

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Not really.

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Oh.

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That was just pretend.

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He was once.

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Yeah.

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I was Scottish once.

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That was just a face.

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Oh, alright. He was a rebellious teenager. Yeah. I'm leaving mom to be Scottish.

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He doesn't really know what he wants.

SPEAKER_00: 14:41

No. The sad life of an actor.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 14:45

Alright. Next.

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Uh next. Night at the museum.

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Night at the museum. Yes. Night of the museum. That was a no. Um, where is this taking place?

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At the museum.

SPEAKER_00: 14:58

Oh, okay.

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And it's night.

SPEAKER_00: 15:02

Oh, at night? Okay. Tell me about this movie and ignore me.

SPEAKER_03: 15:06

Okay. This movie stars Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan, uh Freddie Mercury. Rami Malik, right?

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Yeah.

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That's his That's his other name. Other name. Other people. Uh Ricky Gervais. Oh yeah. Of course.

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Dick Van Dyke.

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Dick Van Dyke.

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Mickey Rooney.

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Mickey Rooney. Yes. Bill Cobbs, right?

SPEAKER_00: 15:29

Yeah, Bill Cobbs.

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Paul Rudd.

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Mm-hmm.

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And what what's her name?

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Carla Gurgeno.

SPEAKER_03: 15:37

Oh yeah. Or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 15:38

I didn't know her from anything.

SPEAKER_03: 15:40

Okay. She's been in in a few movies with the The Rock, actually.

SPEAKER_00: 15:45

Oh, okay.

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That's all. That's all.

SPEAKER_00: 15:48

That's all. There's no more people in this movie.

SPEAKER_03: 15:50

No. That was it. So this movie is about a dad, Ben Stilder, who needs a job. So he takes a job as a night guard at the museum. What he doesn't know is that everything in the museum comes to life at night. He has to deal with that. He has tasks to do. Yeah. That's about that, right? Am I forgetting something?

SPEAKER_00: 16:14

Sounds good to me.

SPEAKER_03: 16:16

Yeah. Um. So what did you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_00: 16:22

I love this movie. This is a very good movie. Okay. I enjoy this movie.

SPEAKER_03: 16:26

Yeah, I have a feeling this one has a bigger budget than Mad Max.

SPEAKER_00: 16:32

Yeah. I I think it's fun having like the historical figures come together. Like uh Bill and Ted. I also really love Bill and Ted. Yeah. So it's always it's fun. Yeah. It's fun.

SPEAKER_03: 16:45

Yeah, it is fun. I like it too.

SPEAKER_00: 16:48

It takes place the what was it called? American Museum Museum? American Museum of Natural History in Central Park in New York.

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Yes.

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Manhattan.

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Manhattan.

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Manhattan.

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Manhattan.

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Guess where we're going?

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Manhattan.

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Manhattan.

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Are we going there?

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We'll be in Manhattan.

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Are we going to the museum?

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I would like to at least walk by.

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Yeah.

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I don't know exactly where we're gonna be.

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No.

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But it would be cool to be in the area.

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Yeah. Very cool.

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Very cool.

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Um, yeah, I also like this movie. I don't know if I said it is a special movie. You know why?

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Why?

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Because this is the first movie I ever saw on an airplane.

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Oh. Fancy.

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Yeah. Well, I saw some of it, then I fell asleep.

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Oh.

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But uh still, it's my first experience with airplane movies.

SPEAKER_00: 17:46

Yeah. That's good. I I don't think it's gonna be on the airplane when we ride the airplanes.

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No, that that's okay though. I see in this movie enough. So Okay.

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Well, we'll see other movies.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I'm happy about that.

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Good. Alright.

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Yeah.

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Is there anything else you want to say about it?

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I don't think so really.

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It feels like more should be said, but I can't think of anything. I don't remember the first time I saw this movie. Okay. But it was a big deal when it came out.

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Yeah. So I guess you saw it back then too.

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Yeah.

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This was from 2006.

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Yeah.

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I went on the airplane 7.

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Okay.

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So yeah. I didn't see it when it was brand new.

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No. It had been around for at least a year.

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Yeah. Or so. Or so.

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Yeah.

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Or an hour or so.

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I think it was longer than an hour.

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Yeah, maybe.

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Alright. Well, you have anything else? No. Alright. Would you like to take a break?

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Yeah. More history after the break.

SPEAKER_00: 18:46

More history. Alright. Sounds good. A little bit more. Yeah. Okay. We'll be right back.

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Yes. Bye.

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We're back.

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We're back.

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Can we be back?

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Yes.

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Alright.

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We can be back and we are.

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Cool. It's a brand new day.

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Yes, it is.

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Brand new half of an episode.

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Yeah, we're not gonna pretend like uh it's the same day.

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No, it is the next day, and we're back and ready for the second half.

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Yeah. Now we have watched another couple movies, but we watched one each.

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Right. We did our kanga reviews that we assigned each other.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I did have a question though, if kangaroos could hop backwards.

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Oh yes.

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I asked my Australian friend. Okay. Because I assume Max? No. Definitely not. No, I have an Australian friend and Crocodile Don D? No, I don't know who that is.

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Not yet.

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Okay. Um, I asked can kangaroos hop backwards? And he said, pretty sure they can't, or at least they struggle. That's why they're on our emblem. It's animals that don't go backwards. Same with the emu. Okay.

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So that was I didn't know about but don't the kangaroos go go back on their tail to kick people? I think they can do that.

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I'm not sure. I maybe, actually.

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Yeah.

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I've never met a kangaroo. No. So I don't know.

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I'm pretty sure. Or if it's in a c cartoon, I've seen.

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It might be in a cartoon. So let's base our real life knowledge off of cartoons. Yes. Yeah. I can jump off of a cliff and be fine.

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Yeah.

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It might hurt a little bit. Yeah. But I'll walk away from it.

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Oh yeah.

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Anyway, um, we assigned each other movies to watch, and we are going to go really deep into these movies. Yeah. Right? And uh give our really long breakdown and yeah.

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So should we save the history lesson for last?

SPEAKER_00: 21:05

Yes. Okay. Fun parts for last. Okay. Because it's 150.

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It is.

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This episode, which is wow. Really cool. So we have our kangar reviews and a history lesson later. Yeah. Let's get this over with.

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Okay.

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Alright, you get to go first then.

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Yes. Okay. So the movie I watched was Vi Had the Alpha Tume Vadritz Yem. So this is a Swedish movie. It's a sequel to Vi Had the Alpha Tume Vaderit. And this one is 28 years later than the first one. So this is from 2008. The movie is one hour and thirty-two minutes. It's directed by Shell Oke Anderson. It's starring Rolf Skoglund, Claire Wikholm, Michaela Knapp, Gustav Berry, Jacob Eriksson, Johan Glanz, Cisela Schile, Magdalena in the Betou and Robin Stegmar. Okay. So that's some other people. The movie starts off with Josta having a nightmare about an incident in the car wash from the first movie. You remember the incident?

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Yeah, he got trapped in the car wash outside the car.

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Yeah.

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While I was going.

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Yeah, followed it up.

SPEAKER_00: 22:31

Oh yeah, the the giant mop thing dragged him across the car.

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Yeah. Yeah. Or over the car. Yeah, so he had a nightmare about that. But you know, later he makes uh breakfast and uh he's having a pretty boring life. He just watches TV and do nothing, just stare out the window. And uh yeah, he's not too happy, it seems. But then he's on the balcony and he sees his wife, Gun, uh, approaching, so he has to put on some clothes, and then uh he's pretending like he that he's actually doing stuff when he he's at home. And then they talk about their son's wedding. You know, it's upcoming. Yosta wants to uh go on a road trip by car and trailer, like in the first movie, but Gunn says no, she doesn't like the trailer, she wants to fly there instead. And then later Josta talks to a friend at work who's about to retire, and uh his friend likes to like shoot erasers with his ruler at people he doesn't like. So I I guess he can do that now when he's retiring. And then cut two. Gun is drawing a portrait of uh nude dude, and then the teacher started hitting on her. And then we're back to just then his friend, and uh the friend is about to get uh like a gift uh certificate, uh you know, from work when he's retiring and such. Uh and when he gets that he falls down and dies.

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Not good.

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No, that's a problem. Could you imagine working your entire life and then the last day you just fall down and die? That's that's so sad. Yeah, and then um like immediately afterwards, Yosta does a health checkup to see if he's okay. And uh his doctor lady, uh she's smoking by the way.

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Oh god.

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Very good. And she tells him that the only problem with him is that he has hemorrhoids, and then she uh says the Latin word of what type of hemorrhoids, and um yeah, that's that. And then uh they go to the funeral of his friend, and uh there are seven people there, except except for the priest, and he is very stressed, he just uh zooms through this funeral, and then he says like bye, and then he leaves. He just runs out of there. And after the funeral, the widow asks What?

SPEAKER_00: 25:17

Sorry, you said widow, but you heard weirdo.

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Oh, the weirdo yeah, no, the widow, widow, asks Yosta to spread the ashes of uh his friend uh at a lake that he really loved. The friend loved. He was a fisher, he liked fishing.

SPEAKER_00: 25:40

I would hope so. Yeah. If he was a fisher.

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You know, a fisher that likes fishing.

SPEAKER_00: 25:44

Wouldn't want to be a fisher who didn't like fishing.

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No. So now Yosta sees his chance to go on the road trip that he wants. But uh Gun really, really don't want to go with that trailer. She tells uh Yosta to sell the trailer, and he's like, okay. So he trades it to an RV instead. And you know what? Gun is not too happy about that.

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Not that either.

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No. She's so hard to please. Yeah, hard to please. You can't please her. So and she tells him uh that she doesn't want it, and then he pretends to be really sad and tries to guilt trip her, you know. So she agrees to keep the RV, but she tells him that she doesn't want them to stress during their road trip.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, anyhow, now they are on the way, and uh, you know, the first thing Yosta does is he has to pass a tractor. Yeah. And he struggles doing so. He almost collides with the truck. Yeah, after that they're going to see their daughter, and uh when they arrive there, she's fighting with her husband.

SPEAKER_00: 26:59

Of course.

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Yeah. Because he had been cheating with a Danish lady on a copy machine.

SPEAKER_01: 27:07

Oh, okay.

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Yeah. That that was a big deal for Gunn when she told on a copy machine. That that was like the the the worst part.

SPEAKER_00: 27:17

Yeah, well, yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean that's public property.

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Yeah. Uh for some reason the husband and uh Yosta get drunk together and uh they burn the sausages on the grill.

SPEAKER_00: 27:32

Oh, not the hot dogs.

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Yeah, the hot dogs. Uh they're they're not just burning, they're on fire. And uh the husband doesn't uh let Yosta leave to save the hot dogs now. He's he just wants to talk.

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Yeah.

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Anyhow, then everyone goes to sleep. The day after, Yosta and Gunn are leaving and they bring their granddaughter with them. And um she's a teenage girl and she's on her phone quite a lot, texting her boyfriend like all the time. And she also mm brings her pet rat. It's actually a rat, uh-huh. Not a hamster. Alright. So then they get hungry and they go to Max. And Max, that's a Swedish hamburger place.

SPEAKER_00: 28:24

Yeah, it's similar to McDonald's, I guess.

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It is, and I mean it's not just hamburgers, they do have other stuff too.

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Cheeseburgers.

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Yeah. Chicken burgers. Anyway. Anyhow, so Jesta places his order in the drive-thru, but then he uh realizes that he forgot to order coffee, so he starts backing up. Uh no. Yes. Then there's someone behind them. Uh he doesn't uh crash into them, but uh they do start like a fight because they're uh trying to order their what they want.

SPEAKER_01: 29:04

Yeah.

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And the person behind is not just an ordinary person, it's Yuan Lans. So they start to verbally fight.

SPEAKER_00: 29:14

Yeah. Over coffee. You just wanted coffee.

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Yeah. But uh, you know, Yosta just gives up and doesn't get his coffee, you know.

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Then um There's no like going inside and getting a coffee.

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No, I don't think so.

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It defeats the purpose of the drive-thru. Yeah, yeah.

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Because he he talked about how nice it was just ordering and drive away. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so yeah. Uh and he uh feels like they have a tight schedule. Yeah. So Josta's gonna eat his hamburger as he's uh driving, but of course he makes a mess.

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Yep.

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And um Gun she starts to clean up his mess, and then Yuan Glantz comes to pass. Them and he sees her head going like up and down in on his lap.

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Uh-huh.

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So uh Juan Glanz and his family thinks it's something else going on there.

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Yeah.

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I d uh yeah.

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This is typical Swedish humor. I mean it's it is kind of funny them.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah, didn't the granddaughter have like a huge problem with him eating the burger? Yeah, yeah. She's vegetarian or something.

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She's vegetarian and uh like very she thinks he's so conservative. Uh-huh. And uh he's like, I'm gonna get the biggest burger you got. Yeah, like a just cuz. Yeah, like a kid.

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Yeah.

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Then um they arrive at a camping resort. Yesta goes to the register and um the granddaughter says to Gunn that the rat escaped. So the rat is loose in the caboose. No, in in the RB. Yeah. Okay, so when Yesta uh is at the register, he doesn't like the price um for the spot that they get. Oh god. So he starts fighting the guy at the register, and he's not verbally fighting the guy, he's physically fighting the guy, he's trying to strangle the guy. And uh, you know, the guy gets all scared, uh, so he he agrees to lower the uh price for the spot. I don't know why they didn't just call the cops. That's what I would have done. But uh yeah. Then when he gets back, um the rat is still on the loose, and uh for some reason they still have the uh door to the RV open. It's like, do you want the rat to go outside or w shouldn't you just try to keep it inside if you know it's in there somewhere?

SPEAKER_00: 32:03

Yeah, maybe.

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Yeah. Maybe it's just me.

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Okay.

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Anyway. And then they get the camping spot and they have two creepy neighbors who's just sitting and staring at them.

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Oh god, oh, I didn't like them.

SPEAKER_03: 32:17

No. And they keep staring at them even when they're uh eating dinner. This family just and those two are just staring at them. And the day after they're on the road again. And uh the granddaughter wanna go to Koalmorden.

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It's uh it's an animal park, right? Yeah, it's an amusement park. Yeah, like a zoo-ish thing.

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Yeah, and she wants to go there because her boyfriend works there. And then uh Yosta sees a speed camera and he ducks down and he slams Gunn's head down too, and she gets really uh upset about that. So she uh tells him to stop the car, she's about to leave, she she doesn't want to go with him anymore. And then uh Yosta tries to convince her to go with him, and uh you know he even goes as far as saying that uh when he was at the doctor's they found something, you know, w i i it was his hemorrhoids.

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Yeah.

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And he makes it sound like it's cancer.

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Life-threatening. Yeah, yeah.

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And of course she gets worried about him, so she's like, of course I'm gonna uh go with you and uh everything. And then they arrive at Colmordan, the Sioux, or whatever you call it, and um one of the mascots, or you know, the people in costume, uh huh. Yeah, one of them starts like they're gonna take a picture of uh uh the granddaughter and the mascot, and the mascot starts groping her, and then she starts fighting the mascot, and it's a really exaggerated fight. It's like it has slow motion, it has the wireworks, it it's like uh yeah, I don't know, it's it's so exaggerated. Kind of weird, out of place. I don't know. Yeah, you don't expect that from in this movie, but it's there.

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That's what happened.

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Yeah, and then um her boyfriend also comes to uh help her fight the other mascot. He's also a mascot, by the way. But uh yeah, they both fight the other mascot, and then it turns out he gets fired. Well, the boyfriend. Uh yeah, and um the boyfriend goes with them since he doesn't have a job anymore. And then I wrote, the boyfriend character is so annoying.

SPEAKER_00: 34:52

Oh, he is.

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Yeah, so annoying. And Gunn thinks he's on drugs.

SPEAKER_00: 34:58

Yeah, he's the blood key was on drugs.

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Yeah. And then they go on Safari, go through, uh, and uh they stop at uh the giraffe's Rafi's Rafi Giraffe's. Yep, and um Yosta feeds um a giraffe an apple, and then the giraffe sticks his head into the car and pukes on Yosta.

SPEAKER_00: 35:22

Oh, oh yeah, oh it was gross.

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Yep, that was that. And then um after that Yosta and the boyfriend goes to pee together for some reason.

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And uh that's what men do.

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They do?

SPEAKER_00: 35:35

Uh that's what I've heard. We do? I think so, yeah. Oh men like to pee together. I don't know.

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Yeah, I don't know. Maybe as boys, uh these are men. Yeah. Oh yeah, they're men. And uh he talks to the boyfriend uh and uh it turns out the boyfriend is fairly smart. He's gonna start uh studying, you know, like physics and stuff. Yeah, so that was uh unexpected. And then uh the granddaughter, she sees that Gun gets texts from her admirer, the teacher guy. Yeah. And um but Gun says that she would never do anything behind Justa's back, and uh especially now since he's uh sick.

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Kind of.

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Yeah. That's what she thinks.

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Yeah.

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And um, yeah, so now the granddaughter know that he's sick. But then they go on the road again. The rat chews through seats and stuff in the car. Oh yeah, they they do have to get some gas soon. It's about to run out. But they pass one gas station because uh Yosta doesn't wanna he he wants to go to a better one.

SPEAKER_01: 36:48

Uh-huh.

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And um but they never get to another one. So they run out of gas. Now Yosta has to walk back to the gas station. He wants to hitchhike, but it's Yuan Glanz with the family, so they don't stop for him. And then uh while at the gas station, Yosta realizes that he forgot his wallet in the car.

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So And it's not that short of a walk. No, it's a really long walk, it's like miles.

SPEAKER_03: 37:19

Yeah. He asks if he can like take the gas tank to go fuel his car and then come back and pay for it. But the clerk doesn't want to do that. They it's risky. Yeah. So he takes the gas tank and runs instead. Okay. Yes. So But weirdly enough, no cops.

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No, no one's no, we don't call the police. We don't like conflict. No. No.

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Yes, and then when he gets back to the RB, the he um puts some gas in it, and um then they are going again, and he he's falling asleep behind the wheel.

SPEAKER_01: 37:57

Yep.

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But you know, he wakes up before anything happens, but he um realizes that he has to sleep, he has to park and you know, sleep uh in the bed. So when he wakes up the next morning, he sees that someone has stolen his tires.

SPEAKER_00: 38:15

Oh. On the Oh, yeah, all of them?

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All four. Okay. So then they have to call for professional help with someone who can come with new tires.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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And then This is why you don't stop to sleep.

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Yeah, exactly.

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If you need to sleep, you just keep going.

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Yeah. That's how you do it.

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Yeah.

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Then we cut to their son and his annoying pregnant wife, who's waiting at their wedding because they're gonna get married.

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Yeah, that explains that.

SPEAKER_03: 38:48

Yeah, so and then but you know, the RV people, I call them the RV people, you know which ones it is.

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Okay, yeah.

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They arrive at the wedding uh a little bit late, and yeah, the bride is very annoying and angry and uh pregnant and that's the annoying part, is that she's pregnant. And uh then uh the wedding starts and uh Yesta cries loudly. Yeah. And after the wedding, Yesta makes a toast and uh talks about how important family is and everything, yada yada yada.

SPEAKER_01: 39:26

Yeah.

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Now uh Gunn tells their kids that Yesta is sick, she thinks, and uh the son uh comes to talk to Yosta and he says that he wants them to stay for a week there.

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Yeah.

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And uh the now uh annoying wife is not happy about that.

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She's not happy about anything.

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No, no, no. So then um uh Yosta and the father to the bride, uh they're going for a walk with the dog. Oh and that guy tells Yosta how much he loves his dog and everything, and then he has to take a leak, the guy. So he leaves Yosta with the dog, and the dog has a ball that uh Yosta throws, and um then uh for some reason he throws it uh like at the beach and I I I'm not sure. I think it's supposed to be that the dog falls down like a cliff or something, yeah. But it doesn't really look like it. But um, you know, uh and then um the dog lies there on the beach and I'm like, is it allergic to sand or something? Because it's it looks more like um it it just lies there for some reason.

SPEAKER_00: 40:48

I it's not dead.

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It's not dead, but it's uh they said that it's almost it was almost dead.

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Okay.

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And I'm like, w what happened really?

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Yeah.

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If it's not allergic to sand, like I don't know what happened.

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Okay.

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And you know, Josta tries to cover uh up his mistake by saying that the dog chased uh a hare or like a big bunny.

SPEAKER_00: 41:13

Yeah, big bunny.

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Yeah, and you know, the other guy doesn't seem too upset, so uh because he wants to go back to the party.

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Okay.

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It's like, yeah, let's go to the party, maybe the He'll show up. Yeah, the dog comes back. And at the party, people are singing in the background, so it's a musical.

SPEAKER_00: 41:31

It is a musical. What are they singing?

SPEAKER_03: 41:34

They are singing Ya Vilvara Din Margareta.

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Okay.

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It's a dance band song.

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Okay.

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Back at the party. There's a nurse at the party.

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You always need a nurse at the party.

SPEAKER_03: 41:46

Yeah, of course.

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In case accidents happen.

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There's a nurse at the party that tells Gun that Yosta doesn't have cancer. So then um Yosta have to explain that he's not seriously ill, and um then uh Guy comes back uh with the sand allergic dog and uh everyone's yelling at Yosta. No one likes him anymore. No. Every everyone's like, that pregnant chick, she's she was right. Yeah. Because she doesn't like Yosta either. So yeah, now Josta and uh Gun are on their way to the train station because she just wants to go home. And um they make a quick stop at a gas station, and uh Yosta tries to help someone at the car wash and ends up in the same incident as in the first movie. And this was my favorite part of the movie. It was funny, it was the funniest part, according to me. And then uh when he comes out of the car wash, uh Gun is now gone. Yeah, she's not Gun anymore, she's gone now.

SPEAKER_00: 42:58

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03: 42:59

No, she left.

SPEAKER_00: 43:00

Yeah.

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Then we sh see her walking, and uh she gets picked up by Yuan Glanz with family, and uh Gun doesn't like that they speak badly about Yosta in the car. So she tells them to stop the car, and uh Yosta he goes to the lake to spread his friends' ashes. Remember that?

SPEAKER_00: 43:24

Oh yeah, that was the whole point, yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 43:26

Really and uh then he finds and bef befriends the rat in the car. And then he takes the boat out on the lake and he spreads the ashes, and later on he's uh made up of fire and uh talks to the rat. And then uh Gun comes through the woods calling for Yosta and he runs towards her and they hug and kiss. The end.

SPEAKER_00: 43:53

Yay! Okay, okay, very good.

SPEAKER_03: 43:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 43:58

It was a good essay.

SPEAKER_03: 43:59

Eleven pages.

SPEAKER_00: 44:00

Eleven pages. Good. Did you enjoy the movie better than the last time you watched it?

SPEAKER_03: 44:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 44:08

Can you appreciate it a little bit more?

SPEAKER_03: 44:10

A little bit more. I still think uh the first one is better, although it also has some weird things going on. But uh, I mean I I do think it's it feels a little bit better watching it now. And I mean the movie's not very long either, so that's that's also That's nice. Nice. Uh so yes, I I would say that I do like it a little bit better.

SPEAKER_00: 44:38

Okay, good.

SPEAKER_03: 44:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 44:39

Okay. Is it my turn?

SPEAKER_03: 44:41

Now it's your turn.

SPEAKER_00: 44:42

Okay. I only have three pages, but I wrote really small. Oh.

SPEAKER_03: 44:48

You also have a bigger screen.

SPEAKER_00: 44:51

That's true. I watched Terminal Velocity.

SPEAKER_03: 44:54

Yes.

SPEAKER_00: 44:55

From 1994. It is one hour and 42 minutes, which honestly, while I was watching this, it didn't feel that long. So that was nice. It's directed by Darren Surafian. Okay. And it stars Charlie Sheen, Nastasia Kinski, and James Gandolfini.

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From Sopranos, for those who've seen that show. Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 45:20

He's not in Lord of the Rings.

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No. Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 45:23

It's an action mystery romance thriller. And I looked up what terminal velocity is.

SPEAKER_02: 45:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 45:31

Terminal velocity. It is uh or really the terminal velocity of an object is the speed at which the force of drag equals the force of gravity on that object. Science lesson.

SPEAKER_03: 45:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 45:47

So it's basically when you wave your hand around, it's the wind that you feel.

SPEAKER_03: 45:51

Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's the fastest you go when you're falling, right?

SPEAKER_00: 45:56

Or something.

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Something like that.

SPEAKER_00: 45:59

Which apparently is kind of fast.

SPEAKER_02: 46:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 46:01

Okay, so this movie starts off with a girl driving with a gun. She stops after something falls on her car, and then there's an airplane that flies over her. She calls someone at her apartment and she speaks Russian. She's upset and she doesn't want to do something. I I didn't really catch the specifics, but she I don't want to do it.

SPEAKER_03: 46:25

She doesn't want to do anything.

SPEAKER_00: 46:27

No, she doesn't want to do anything. So she finds someone lurking around and she beats him up. But there's more than one guy, and they're looking for her roommate. So they dunk her head in a fish tank. She drowns and they leave, but they will be back.

SPEAKER_01: 46:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 46:44

So they stage her body like she fell in the shower. Next scene.

SPEAKER_01: 46:48

Yes.

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There's helicopters and skydivers. Charlie Sheen drops into a kid's birthday party as a stripper and ends up on the news. Uh so Charlie takes a taxi and gets a safety violation report and is told he needs to stop doing dangerous stunts. He sits in his office and some girl named Max, she's the crippled girl.

SPEAKER_02: 47:10

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 47:10

She asks if he can train someone who wants a skydiving lesson.

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Yeah.

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And then she finds a sports illustrative magazine with Charlie as a gymnast on the cover, and she laughs at him. He agrees to do the lesson immediately when he sees the student is a girl. She's giggly and nervous and convinces him to teach her immediately. Then she makes a phone call and Charlie tells a buddy his plan with her. Because he's thinking like a man.

SPEAKER_03: 47:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 47:40

With this woman. Yeah. Yeah. Regarding the woman.

SPEAKER_03: 47:43

Thinking with one specific body part.

SPEAKER_00: 47:47

Right. So they fly, and Charlie tells her what to do when she jumps. And she calls him a walking penis. When he he corrects her, he is actually a flying penis.

SPEAKER_03: 47:58

Yep. Big difference.

SPEAKER_00: 48:00

Yeah. She sees another plane, but the pilot says they're safe. Then Charlie turns around and she's gone. She already jumped. And then he jumps after her. When she's falling, she never pulls her parachute and crashes into the ground. And then I started writing really small. Oh. Because I realized I I could do that.

SPEAKER_03: 48:19

So you you were writing by hand?

SPEAKER_00: 48:22

Uh yeah, with my pen. Cool. So then the ambulance arrives. I lost my spot. The ambulance alive. The ambulance alive, sir.

SPEAKER_03: 48:34

The ambulance is alive.

SPEAKER_00: 48:37

Well, that's good. Uh the ambulance arrives and uh Charlie is in shock. He tells the authorities what happened. He finds out that she unhooked herself before she jumped. He goes through her wallet and finds her address. So then he goes to her apartment and the door is unlocked. Because that's convenient.

SPEAKER_01: 48:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 49:00

He looks around and a bad guy hits him and beats him up. The bad guy wants to know who he is and where the body is. Charlie pushes him through the fish tank. And Charlie steals the bad guy's knife and escapes. Yeah, that's all. Then he goes to a friend or someone and gets the knife inspected, and this guy wants to buy it. Charlie isn't interested in selling it, but he's like, I I just want to buy it. So Charlie drives to the Federal Aviation Administration. Or at least that's what the sign said. Yeah. So I assume that's what it was.

SPEAKER_03: 49:39

Yeah, I guess it's it is correct then.

SPEAKER_00: 49:42

Or at least they own the building. I don't know. But it's a really big and old run-down building with airplanes inside. Someone knocks on the door and it's he says that his name is Ben Pinkwater. He wants to talk to Charlie, which his name is Richard Brody.

SPEAKER_03: 50:00

Yeah. Charlie about Charlie's name.

SPEAKER_00: 50:03

Right. That's his character's name. Richard Brody. And um aka Ditch. Right. Ditch. And he wants to talk about Chris Marrow, which is apparently the girl who jumped. He's the deputy district attorney of Tucson. And Charlie is accused of manslaughter. Like he did this on purpose. So while he's talking to Ben, he plays pool. And he tells Ben everything, but he's really defensive. And then Ben leaves. Charlie watches a video. He goes back to his office, I guess. And he watches a video filmed when the girl, Chris. I wrote the girl for a really long time. Because I wasn't sure if that was actually her name. And I kept thinking while I was watching the movie, I should probably like go on to IMDB and check what her name was.

SPEAKER_01: 50:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 50:53

I didn't do that, so I just kept writing the girl.

SPEAKER_01: 50:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 50:56

Chris. Yeah, it's a video filmed while when she jumped, and he saw that there was actually another plane. So he runs outside and sees a plane fly by and he rides off on his motorcycle. He rides to an old gas station and looks around. He goes inside and look yeah, he did that. He did go inside and he looked around. That's what happened. Yeah. Um, and then he gets attacked by some guy, and I found out his name is Lex.

SPEAKER_02: 51:25

Yes.

SPEAKER_00: 51:26

So some guy.

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Some guy.

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Lex. The girl he thought died from the skydiving lesson shows up. Chris. Which is her name.

SPEAKER_03: 51:35

Yeah, it's good that you know her name now.

SPEAKER_00: 51:37

Yeah, now I know. Um, she tells him that she dressed up a female body in an orange jumpsuit, and that's who he saw falling. She had unhooked herself while he was up front checking for traffic, and then she jumped and okay, these were this is like a quote from the movie because I didn't know how to put this in my own words. She jumped and maxed tracks into the blind spot behind the plane. A body dropped above, which was the other guy, Lex.

SPEAKER_02: 52:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 52:09

Shattering above. The girl was actually on her uh Chris. The girl, Chris, was actually on her way landing a mile off. The cause of death was determined to be terminal velocity. They leave and find that Lex is the funeral director and is basically making sure the body isn't properly identified. And then they get on a plane.

SPEAKER_01: 52:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 52:34

She explains, Chris explains that the body was her old roommate who was already dead.

SPEAKER_01: 52:40

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00: 52:41

They jump out of the plane at night, and it's a beautiful sunset shot.

SPEAKER_03: 52:48

Yeah, it's really cool.

SPEAKER_00: 52:49

It's really nice. They land at a plant where they need to retrieve vital information. The roof has motion sensors. Like, there are some parts here where I was literally just writing down the subtitles because I yeah. I don't process information very well, so I just have to cheat. So Charlie lands in a tower, but he his parachute gets caught and he hangs there until the parachute rips and he falls. He heads towards the south side where there's a breaker board. Direct quote. Okay. She throws some rocks at an electric fence, which is electrified between 6 p.m. and 6 a.m. Because that's what the sign said. These are important, important um tidbits. Yeah, for important. This electric fence is electrified between 6 p.m. and 6 a.m.

SPEAKER_03: 53:46

Yeah, I mean it is important for uh people near the fence.

SPEAKER_00: 53:52

But she uh she throws rocks at this fence.

SPEAKER_03: 53:56

And it's all sparkly.

SPEAKER_00: 53:57

Yeah. Some cars arrive at the plant, and Charlie finds the board and throws switches 17 and 23.

SPEAKER_03: 54:04

Yep. Also important information.

SPEAKER_00: 54:07

She throws a rock at the fence again.

SPEAKER_03: 54:09

No spark sparkles.

SPEAKER_00: 54:12

He is told to go upstairs and find door 207 marked authorized personnel. The cars are the bad guys. No, okay, the bad guys are in the cars.

SPEAKER_03: 54:22

Yeah, but not the cars.

SPEAKER_00: 54:26

Plot twist, it's the cars who are the bad guys, not the people. Um Charlie finds and opens the door wherever they are, like the building, wherever they they are, he he realizes why she knows where to go and what to do because she worked there.

SPEAKER_02: 54:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 54:47

So bad guys are talking about a money drop. Charlie goes to a closet and takes down the hanger pole and finds a tube inside. Kerr is the name of the bad guy.

SPEAKER_02: 55:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 55:00

Kerr. So Charlie starts to put the hanger pole and everything back as he found it, but an alarm goes off. The bad guys are looking for Charlie, so he heads for the west door to escape. Kerr is still tracking Charlie or uh Ditch. Uh I should be calling him Ditch. Because that's his name in the movie, but I kept writing Charlie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 55:23

Um To us, he's Charlie.

SPEAKER_00: 55:25

He is Charlie. We all know who I'm talking about. Yeah. And someone starts yelling and running. I don't remember which one. The girl, Chris, throws more rocks at the vents. That's all. Kerr starts shooting Charlie, and no, he just starts shooting. And Charlie jumps from the roof with a parachute. Kerr runs out of bullets, so Charlie runs away.

SPEAKER_02: 55:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 55:51

Ditch. Charlie. Charlie Ditch is at a desk inspecting the cylinder tube thing that he found.

SPEAKER_01: 55:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 55:59

Uh and then the phone rings. It's the girl, Chris. Charlie Ditch has questions and can he can he's can speak French. Ker and the bad guys are mafia. And Charlie wants to go to Sam's surplus highway 18 near the aqueduct with the cylinder and a witness so he can give it to her.

SPEAKER_01: 56:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 56:25

So Charlie, Ditch, is at the meeting place, and Ben Pinkwater meets him there with his loud altoids chewing addiction. Very annoying. Didn't like him. Uh Chris arrives on a plane with Lex. So she also has a witness. They meet and go to the car and find Ben is missing. Something is off. And Lex isn't responding on Chris's earpiece. So Chris runs back to the plane to find Lex is hurt. A bad guy catches her and shoots Lex. So he's dead now. She knocks him off of her and takes his gun and runs off.

SPEAKER_03: 57:03

It's not just any bad guy.

SPEAKER_00: 57:05

It's the bad guy.

SPEAKER_03: 57:07

It's Ben Pinkwater.

SPEAKER_00: 57:09

Oh, yeah, I caught that.

SPEAKER_03: 57:12

Turns out he was a bad guy.

SPEAKER_00: 57:14

I'm not there yet.

SPEAKER_03: 57:16

Oh, okay. But you saw the movie. I think.

SPEAKER_00: 57:21

Um, so the bad guys get in cars, and Chris and Charlie, Ditch, hide behind his car, and there's a shootoff, but clearly Charlie has never used a gun. Funny scene.

SPEAKER_03: 57:34

I like that one.

SPEAKER_00: 57:35

The car gets shot up, so they jump the fence and run away. Uh the shootoff continues, and apparently Ben is also a bad guy. Oh. Wow. Now I realized he's also a bad guy. Uh he tells her, uh, Charlie Ditch tells her the cylinder is in his car right as it gets blown up. So then they steal a rocket plane thing. It's really fast. Um, and Charlie manages to launch them out of the rocket before it crashed into a wall and there's a big explosion. Then Charlie wants to know what's going on. So uh Chris explains that she and Lex and Ben and Kerr, the bad guys, are KG used to bees.

SPEAKER_02: 58:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 58:25

They are laid-off Russian spies. Uh and then the bad guys catch up with them in a helicopter, but they hide under a door and the helicopter leaves. They continue hiding in an old house or something by a fireplace. They get all cuddly, and she tells him her name is Krista Moldova. Moldova. Maul yes. And his name is Richard or Ditch. This is when I realized that.

SPEAKER_03: 58:56

His name is not Charlie?

SPEAKER_00: 58:58

It wasn't Charlie the whole time. They're drinking. And she's drinking a lot. She drinks very quickly.

SPEAKER_03: 59:06

Yes.

SPEAKER_00: 59:07

And uh she tells Ditch that her family and her dog whose leg got shot off or something. He's a three-legged dog named Tripod.

SPEAKER_01: 59:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 59:19

Uh, they're all still in Russia. Uh while she's drinking whatever they're drinking, she swallows a worm from the bottle and then they kiss. Gross. Uh, she finds the cylinder in his shirt and hooks it up to a device with a flight chart for a plane that landed where they are a week before.

SPEAKER_01: 59:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 59:41

And she's concerned about what the plane is carrying.

SPEAKER_03: 59:45

Yeah. And I I I like the cylinder thing because it looks like a pizza slicer.

SPEAKER_00: 59:51

Yeah, yeah, it does. I bet that's exactly what it is, too.

SPEAKER_03: 59:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 59:55

Um, suddenly they're in a rush and they run away. Next scene. We see the bad guys who are mad that they can't find Chris. That was that. Ditch and Chris, because his name is Ditch, uh, they find a plane in an airplane graveyard with dead people on board.

SPEAKER_01: 1:00:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:00:14

Ditch requires a testicular shield from the nuclear radiation or something. Chris finds boxes of gold. Gold.

SPEAKER_03: 1:00:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:00:24

There's not actually radiation, and they fight over the gold.

SPEAKER_03: 1:00:28

Yeah. It was just something she came up with.

SPEAKER_00: 1:00:31

Because she's funny.

SPEAKER_03: 1:00:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:00:33

The bad guys board the plane, and Chris is hiding behind a dead guy, and Ditch is in the bathroom. Chris distracts the guys with the boarding, uh, the the safety speech thing. Record it's a recording on this flight. And they escape through the roof and steal a van. Then they stop at a bar and Chris tries to make a phone call, but I don't think she got through. And Ditch gets a coffee. Chris is upset over the state of Russia, and Ben is trying to get a gold deal to go through so he and his fellow bad guys can use the money to finance a coup to control to take control that will cost thousands of lives. Uh-huh. Ditch doesn't quite believe her. So she leaves in the van and the bar people get all judgy. Yeah. Because they're kind of loud with this conversation and drama. They're just like staring at them.

SPEAKER_02: 1:01:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:01:34

Ditch walks to a bus stop and orders a ticket to Desert City. He finds a picture of Chris in his pocket or something, and she's holding a sign that says, Ditch did not kill me. So he runs away.

SPEAKER_03: 1:01:47

Yeah. He realizes that she actually cares for him by doing that.

SPEAKER_00: 1:01:53

Oh, okay. Uh then he almost gets hit by a truck and steals a yellow car. And the owner uh gets really excited because he has a car just like that one. Uh and Ditch drives to where there's an airplane being loaded with gold. He stops at the airway gas station or something. Airport gas station. Or there's a it's a gas station. There's also airplanes nearby.

SPEAKER_01: 1:02:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:02:20

Where he finds the stolen van with bloody handprints. Chris is shoved into the trunk of a red car, and Ditch meets Chuck, this guy named Chuck, and tells him to call the county sheriff because there's a cargo jet with a thousand keys of black tar heroin and threatens his license when Chuck questions him. The red car also gets loaded on the plane, and uh Chuck is taking too long to make this phone call. So Ditch makes him take an oath and declares him as deputy. Everyone boards a plane. Oh, the bad guys get in a 747. Yeah and Ditch and Chuck get on a biplane and they all take off. Chuck freaks out. So what happens next is uh they're in the air and Ditch is going to crawl out onto the wing. When he gets stable, he has Chuck flip the plane over. Ditch hangs on by his legs, so when the plane flips back over, he's sitting on the upper wing. Chuck maneuvers up to the other plane, the bad guy plane, so Ditch can grab on. We see in the other plane, the bad guys are taking Chris out of the trunk. They beat her and want her to talk. She spits at them and they shove her back in the trunk. Ditch climbs aboard the bad guy plane and steals the plane.

SPEAKER_03: 1:03:45

He steals the car.

SPEAKER_00: 1:03:46

Oh, right. That's what I meant. He steals the car, not the plane. I wrote plane because I I think I was just writing fast so I can get to the next line.

SPEAKER_02: 1:03:56

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00: 1:03:57

Um, because it was it goes fast. He uh backs the car out of the plane, not the plane. He doesn't back the plane out of the plane. I'm not sure how that works.

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:08

That makes no sense.

SPEAKER_00: 1:04:10

No, but he backs the car out of the plane and the plane the car falls.

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:04:16

I I I wrote he backs it out and the plane falls.

SPEAKER_03: 1:04:21

He backs the plane out of the car.

SPEAKER_00: 1:04:23

And then the plane falls. Oh my god. So uh were you tired? Oh my god, yeah. At this point, we had already watched two movies. I was watching another movie and I was like, I don't want to look at a screen anymore. I was so exhausted from staring at the screens. Okay. He steals the car. He backs the car out of the plane, and the car falls.

SPEAKER_02: 1:04:49

Yes.

SPEAKER_00: 1:04:49

Kerr is holding on to the car. He's holding on for his life and he wants a parachute. He accidentally lets go and he flies away.

SPEAKER_02: 1:05:00

Yep.

SPEAKER_00: 1:05:01

Ditch accidentally breaks off the trunk opening button. So uh he takes the keys, and while the car is falling at a rapid speed, he crawls to the trunk to release Chris. And they free fall. The car explodes when it hits the ground. And they release their parachute, which burns up, but they have a backup. The bad guy plane is losing hydraulic power. Ditch and Chris land among a fail failed. A failed windmills. Windmills.

SPEAKER_03: 1:05:37

A failed windmills?

SPEAKER_00: 1:05:39

Failed a wimmmells. A field of windmills. The police arrive. Ditch wants to take a nap. Ditch and Chris kiss, and they get kicked in the head by a bad guy falling with a parachute. He stabs Chris and she falls, and Ditch attacks him. And they fight. The guy has a backup parachute, and so Ditch pulls it and he gets pulled into a windmill.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:06:03

He flies away. Whoosh.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:04

He flies away.

SPEAKER_00: 1:06:06

Into the windmill. Yeah. Back at Ditch's workplace, his colleagues get a postcard from him, and they all get excited. And then we're in Russia.

SPEAKER_01: 1:06:14

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00: 1:06:14

And there's a big ceremony. Chris gets a medal, and Ditch also gets a medal, and he salutes the troops four times. Okay. Three and a half times because the last time he fixed his hair.

SPEAKER_01: 1:06:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:06:26

He he meets Chris's family and the dog tripod.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:06:30

The end.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:31

Oh.

SPEAKER_00: 1:06:31

Yay.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:33

So what did you think about that movie?

SPEAKER_00: 1:06:35

It is a good movie. I still thought it was a good movie. I never thought it wasn't a bad movie.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:40

No, but but you didn't hear that.

SPEAKER_00: 1:06:43

So we're just gonna continue.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:47

It wasn't a bad movie.

SPEAKER_00: 1:06:50

I never thought it wasn't a good movie.

SPEAKER_03: 1:06:53

No. But you were sick. I was sick. And I I wanted you to see it, well, you know, not sick.

SPEAKER_00: 1:07:00

Yeah. And I appreciate them, and I still enjoy the movie.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:04

Good. Did you remember from the first time?

SPEAKER_00: 1:07:07

Yeah. There were some parts.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:09

Yeah, sometimes you tend to not um remember so much if you're sick watching a movie. Yeah. Or maybe that's just me.

SPEAKER_00: 1:07:18

I mean sometimes. Yeah. But I don't even have to be sick for that.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:21

No. But this time you um you saw her uh them putting her into the trunk.

SPEAKER_00: 1:07:27

Yeah, I caught that this time. Yeah, I I didn't think that he was just trying to save the car for some reason. Like just let go of the car already.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:38

You can't see it.

SPEAKER_00: 1:07:39

It's not gonna make it. But she was in the trunk. So I guess it's okay.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:45

Yeah, yeah, I think this is a really good movie.

SPEAKER_00: 1:07:48

It is a good movie. I enjoyed it. Are we good here?

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:52

I think so.

SPEAKER_00: 1:07:52

Alright. Well, let's make the second part even longer.

SPEAKER_03: 1:07:56

Yeah, why not?

SPEAKER_00: 1:07:57

It's still 150. Yeah. So with every tenth episode, apparently, we do a history lesson.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:06

Yes.

SPEAKER_00: 1:08:06

Uh I'm going to tell you a history lesson.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:09

Yeah. You don't know what yet.

SPEAKER_00: 1:08:11

You know what? I don't know what I'm gonna tell tell you about, but I look forward to teaching you something once again.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:19

Yeah. I I was thinking maybe we should try to keep this short. And um, you know, short, that makes me think about Napoleon Bonaparte. Um, do you think you could give me a history lesson about Napoleon Bonaparte?

SPEAKER_00: 1:08:35

Okay. Napoleon, this is a fun story.

SPEAKER_03: 1:08:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:08:38

That I know totally. Okay. So once upon a time, in the land of the French people, yeah, um, there was a guy named Napoleon. Yeah. Napoleon.

SPEAKER_02: 1:08:51

Napoleon.

SPEAKER_00: 1:08:52

Napoleon. Um, so he, for some reason, people think that he's short, but apparently he was average height for people at the time. Oh. I I think. So people make fun of him because he's short.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:07

Yeah, I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_00: 1:09:09

You know what? I I get it because I feel like I I'm kind of average height for being me.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:16

Okay, okay. Now I get it. Now I understand what you're mean.

SPEAKER_00: 1:09:20

I'm average height for me. Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:22

So Okay, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00: 1:09:26

So I get it.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:27

So so what you are saying is that it's just compared to you, he wasn't so short. No.

SPEAKER_00: 1:09:33

No.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 1:09:35

Napoleon Bonaparte was five foot three, just like me. I don't actually know. No, but I am gonna see.

SPEAKER_02: 1:09:44

We can pretend.

SPEAKER_00: 1:09:44

I'm gonna find out. Yeah. And then I'm gonna let you know.

SPEAKER_02: 1:09:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:09:48

Okay, so he was a little angry because people kept calling him short. I get it. Yeah. Because people do that to me too. I'm not that short.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:58

You get angry?

SPEAKER_00: 1:09:59

I'm always angry. Yeah. I'm an angry short person.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:10:02

I'm not that short. And so he has to prove himself by becoming general of the French Revolution.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:10:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:14

Let's say that.

SPEAKER_00: 1:10:15

Is that that's a thing.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:10:17

That happened.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:18

Yeah, that's in uh Le Miserab.

SPEAKER_00: 1:10:21

The miserables Napoleon is the French Revolution. And so uh he had a horse that made him feel taller.

SPEAKER_03: 1:10:31

Ah, that's true.

SPEAKER_00: 1:10:33

Yes. And he liked his horse. His horse was named The Rock.

SPEAKER_02: 1:10:37

Oh.

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He's like, Hayah! The Rock, let's ride. And so he led his troops to fight the other people that they were fighting.

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Yeah.

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And I don't think they won.

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No, okay.

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No. Because no one took him seriously. Because they all called him short.

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Yeah, the enemies laughed themselves to death. To death. Yeah. Maybe not. Not all of them. No. Because they didn't win.

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Or they they won. Yeah. So the weak ones, it was a natural selection.

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Yeah.

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The weak ones who couldn't stop laughing, they died from laughing to death.

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Maybe some of uh Napoleon's uh buddies also left.

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Yeah.

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Because he was short so short.

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And Napoleon was like, I'm not that short for being me.

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Oh I've been shorter.

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I've been shorter. You think this is bad? It's been worse.

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You should see me as a baby.

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Then I was short. So that's basically what he did was he uh he lost the Revolution War of the French people. Yeah. I think that's what it was called. Yeah. And uh so then the English took over uh England or France.

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They took over England. Okay, so that that's a completely other story. It doesn't really have anything to do with this, but sure.

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I mean, with it being the British who wanted to go around and take over all the countries, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if they were like, there's no other no other country to take over. We're gonna take over England. This is our country now. Within the queen was like the queen was like, yeah, okay. Go ahead. I uh I give in white flags and go ahead, Napoleon, take over England. Yeah, no, he's not English, he's French, he's French, and he did not take over England, but it was probably Columbus. Oh he was Spanish, it was um it was Ricky Gervais, I don't know. He took over England, and the Queen said that's okay.

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Yeah, and then then he made a museum.

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He made a museum in New York.

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Yeah.

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He's like, there's nothing left for me to do in England.

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I'm going to show off your England, so I'm gonna show off everything I've done in New York. Yep. Yep, cool. Uh so that was Napoleon?

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That was Napoleon. The short story of Napoleon and the French people and England led by Ricky Ricky Gervaise. Yeah.

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Yeah. And The Rock is a horse.

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He's a horse. Uh yeah, that's my story. I hope you learned something.

SPEAKER_03: 1:13:42

Yes, I think so. And um, yeah, no I have to find out now. No question marks here.

SPEAKER_00: 1:13:49

No good. Hey Google. Hey Google, how tall was Napoleon Bonaparte? He was five feet six or seven inches.

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Okay.

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Which is about 168 to 170 centimeters. Okay. He was taller than me.

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Yeah, he was. But there was also a dude.

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Yeah, so he's still taller than me. It was slightly above average for Frenchmen of his area. People say Napoleon was short due to a perfect storm of confusion involving propaganda because his British enemies created highly effective political cartoons that mocked him and portrayed him as tiny. A measurement error?

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Uh, it was Ricky Gervais.

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It was Ricky Gervaise. He said he was short.

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How tall is Ricky Gervais?

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Hey Google, how tall is Ricky Gervais? He is five feet eight inches, which is only one inch taller than Napoleon. That's way taller. Oh, so Napoleon is short by one inch. Yeah. It's only one inch. You're still short.

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Yeah.

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We actually did learn something today. And it was height related.

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Yeah.

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Is that all?

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Uh yeah.

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We don't have anything.

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No. I'm all out of sips.

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Okay.

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So that means we're all out of episode.

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Would you like to wrap this up?

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Let's do that.

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Alright. Well, as we reach the end of the episode, please tell me what is currently ruining your life.

SPEAKER_03: 1:15:10

I guess I have to complain about my unattractive hands again.

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That's unfortunate.

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I do have uh broken hands.

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You've got paper cuts everywhere.

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Yeah.

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Mateas.

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That happens with what I'm doing at work.

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Shoving your hands into paper.

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Yeah. That's my job, you know.

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Okay.

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What's ruining your life?

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A severe lack of motivation.

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Yeah.

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My my brain is currently fighting itself because I want to do things, but I don't want to get up and do those things. You know? Like I have a a will to be productive, yet I I just I don't want to get up and do it.

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No. Yeah, I get it.

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I'm in a rut. I'm trying to figure things out.

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Yeah. How's the depression?

SPEAKER_00: 1:15:57

It goes in waves.

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Yeah. But you know, you can always talk to me if you feel bad.

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What if you're the problem?

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Am I?

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No. I said what if.

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Then I guess you don't talk to me. I guess you you can tell me that I'm a problem and I'll back off.

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What if the word is a problem?

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We could use that as a title.

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No, we can't because we already did. And the word wasn't even a problem. It meant a problem. Okay, we good? We're good. Let's wrap this up.

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Yeah.

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Again. Or still, let's continue wrapping things up.

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Yeah. Later today we're gonna have uh the live mad libs.

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So thanks to the people who are going to play with us.

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Yeah, in the past.

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In the past. Uh thanks to the people who did play with us at the Live Mad Libs. I'm sure it's a lot of fun. It usually is.

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Yeah.

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That's today. And then we'll have another one next month.

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Yeah.

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November. And we'll have a new episode next Tuesday, as usual.

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Yeah.

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So thank you for listening to this episode.

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Yes. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00: 1:17:07

Hope that you laughed or at least enjoyed what you heard. Oh, I did get fan mail. Sorry. Cool. I did. I just now remembered. I did get fan mail.

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Fan mail.

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Fan mail. Okay, so our favorite listener, Heather, my sister.

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Hello, Heather.

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She says, what isn't ruining my life? Cleaning and fixing the house, the plumber, the contractor, work, looking for a new job. I could go on. No. Not good.

SPEAKER_03: 1:17:36

No. She's also in a depression. Maybe. You can talk to someone, I guess.

SPEAKER_00: 1:17:42

You can talk to Matias.

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If if you ever find me.

SPEAKER_00: 1:17:45

Yeah. He's hiding.

SPEAKER_03: 1:17:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:17:48

Um.

SPEAKER_03: 1:17:49

Yeah, I mean, Lauren knows all my hiding spots, so I do. You can always you always find me.

SPEAKER_00: 1:17:55

It's usually in your bedroom. Yeah. Watching YouTube.

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Yep.

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Or at work. Yeah. Yeah. You don't really go into it.

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Destroying my hands.

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Yeah. Ripping your hands apart. Alright. Alright. We'll have another super fun episode next Tuesday. Hope you enjoyed this one. And have a good life.

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Yes. See ya.

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Bye.

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Bye-bye.

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Goodbye, Matthias.

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Goodbye, Lauren.