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[Leftovers] #151

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Okay. So handwriting. Handwriting. Yeah. We're not gonna close the door.

SPEAKER_00:

Axin, uh can you bay can you buy can you be kinda quiet then? Can you not scream? Some of us were throwing up, but hey. Okay. No, I don't think so. But still.

SPEAKER_02:

That's um I um you know, um when uh What if that's all the episode ever was?

SPEAKER_00:

Let's take a break. Okay. Welcome back. Would you like to wrap this up?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. We should we should do like um if we ever have another April Fools. Yeah, short episode. Yeah, that's that's a good one, actually. That would be funny. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

But we don't have like a backup. That's just that's it.

SPEAKER_02:

But you uh uh have to cut that part out.

SPEAKER_00:

So I know.

SPEAKER_02:

I know I just wanted it to be clear. Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

I have to breathe. Yes. And then I have to speak. Yeah. Otherwise it's gonna sound weird if I'm talking and not breathing. Breathing as you breathe again.

SPEAKER_02:

Breathing as you're talking.

SPEAKER_00:

Then it's just very airy.

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I welcome you.

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That was the other thing.

SPEAKER_02:

Yes, is it on the bathroom?

SPEAKER_00:

He's he wasn't done. Oh, I thought it was really funny in the last episode. You could you can still hear him in the background.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Some parts you just couldn't get out.

SPEAKER_02:

No.

SPEAKER_00:

But I just thought it was funny. There was some kid just screaming in the background. This episode is gonna be uh just like that.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Why is the door open?

SPEAKER_00:

In case he starts doing things he's not supposed to do and I can hear it. Oh, okay. I mean you can close it a bit more, just like slightly open is okay. Yeah, because I don't want him completely blocked off just in case. Okay. Just in case. Okay. What?

SPEAKER_02:

Nothing. That.

SPEAKER_00:

I didn't think it was gonna be that big. You've been saving that. Not there.

SPEAKER_02:

And my name is Matthias. You can cut it in the burp if you want to. My name is Ruth.

SPEAKER_00:

No. You have to you have to start aga it again.

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The burp? No!

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Saturday.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Um afternoon.

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Afternoon. Uh What what did we do?

SPEAKER_00:

You know what? Um, did you pick up Vina cut them?

SPEAKER_01:

Nah, you can well hug.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay, what is what is left on the table?

SPEAKER_01:

I'll things on the hug.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay, can you take the pieces apart at least? And put the little squares back in the bag. Thank you. And then I'll fix this the screen. You're so sad.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah? Yeah, I don't know if I did anything. Probably not on the building.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh okay, what?

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I think I well, I did oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh uh Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Come on, you're gonna let you mirror your mirror after the basics.

SPEAKER_02:

Am I passing?

SPEAKER_00:

No, it's okay. I'm editing. Uh okay. Do you want the iPad? Uh we love the You want the Switch? Yeah. Okay. You can play on the Switch now. Thank you for trying. Can you close the door? Thank you, buddy.

SPEAKER_01:

Thank you, buddy. Um, thank you for your buddy.

SPEAKER_00:

Thank you for my buddy. Uh okay. Mad Max 2. And And Night at the Museum 2. Battle at the Smithsonian or of the Smithsonian?

SPEAKER_02:

I'm not sure. Battle at Mad Max 2 is the road warrior. Mad Max 2 the Road Warrior. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh. Um. Uh the um two. Two. Battle of.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh I'm not even gonna you say the word.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, what's the problem?

SPEAKER_02:

It's difficult to say.

SPEAKER_00:

But you're saying it just fine. There's no problem.

SPEAKER_02:

No, but it's difficult to say, and that's why I want you to say it rather than me. But you said it. Yeah. Without problem. Yeah, but uh it it takes effort.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. Smithsonian. Yeah. There, I said it too.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Uh so most of the cast uh uh the most of the cast is back? Yeah, it's one cast. Um I'm like R or is, but no Is back. Most of the cast are back.

SPEAKER_00:

I guess you could say it either way sounds alright, but I mean is sounds better to me. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, uh those are like difficult for me to know which one to use. Yeah. Um, but uh yes. Um Yeah. See? Uh and um uh Yeah. Uh and um yeah, so like comes to life now. Yeah. And uh yeah uh come to life. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah What's her name? Kelly in the office. Yeah. But I don't think that's her actual name. Oh, what is then I'm gonna get upset because I forgot. Yeah. Although uh it's gonna be obvious when I find out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01:

Hey! I want to be a Legus Witch on TV.

SPEAKER_00:

Um, I can't fix that right now. I can fix that when I'm done. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Close the door, please.

SPEAKER_00:

But they're gonna take her in the door. Yes. I'm confused.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, that's changed.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. He looks a lot like Jenna Fisher. Yeah. That's funny. Jenna Fisher looks like Jenna Fisher, but Ed Helms looks like Jenna Fisher as well.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I guess they're oh now he's changed.

SPEAKER_00:

That was weird. It just like flipped. Anyway, uh, not relevant anymore.

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No. I don't know. Uh Custer.

SPEAKER_00:

I guess. Sign-in is required.

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Okay.

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Hi.

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We are trying to claude.

SPEAKER_00:

You just had cookies. And that's really for Papa to say. I can't say.

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Um I mean to ban on toint and oost? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. Go ahead, buddy. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, that's alright. Bye.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. I don't remember what.

SPEAKER_00:

So, and we found the storage boxes, and and that should be the title of the movie. Fika guard. This is not the first movie I've thought of, including Fika. Someone who is loving Fika.

SPEAKER_02:

Is this uh the sequel to the other one? I think so.

SPEAKER_00:

Whatever that first one is, it needs a sequel.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Fika Guard. What would you like, dear? That's what you want in? Go ahead. I'm glad you're happy. What? It's about time, you know. Alright.

SPEAKER_02:

Um ridiculo ridiculously, yeah, that word. That's very high. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Ridiculously.

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Recocklessly.

SPEAKER_00:

Ricocklessly.

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Ridiculously.

SPEAKER_00:

I feel like that's more difficult to say.

SPEAKER_02:

No, it was easy.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. So the prices were too high. Yes.

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Everybody sign in to next.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't know. I don't know what happened. Uh do you want my Wi-Fi? Okay. No, thank you.

SPEAKER_02:

That's rude.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Um takes petite.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay, can I see?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

It's very serious. That serious face.

SPEAKER_02:

Like nothing to laugh at.

SPEAKER_00:

No, it's not that. Oh, your time is up. Okay. Yeah. Alright. What have you done? I have to do it on my phone. Here, take this. It's okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Right.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Alright, sorry. Go ahead. Your thoughts about the first band.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh oh yeah. Uh I um.

SPEAKER_00:

Hey. Anything? You have nothing to say? Um okay, give me the iPad. I think it's an internet issue. I like his baby bell in between the bread. It's a cheese sandwich. I don't need your fingers. I don't know what the problem is. Yeah, I don't know what the problem is. No one does. Um, I really don't know what the problem is.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. This is me attempting to tell you what I thought about the first band. Okay. Which fever. Which fever. Um it's I I enjoyed what I could hear uh from them.

SPEAKER_02:

It was so nice.

SPEAKER_00:

We were happy to see.

SPEAKER_02:

And uh I didn't even um I mean uh when we went from Solna.

SPEAKER_00:

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. This is where I have to think.

SPEAKER_00:

Literally anything that is worth complaining about, you can complain. Is it my kids?

SPEAKER_02:

No, no, no, no. Um It's uh Uh okay. What's ruining my life?

SPEAKER_00:

Uh should I be honest or should I make something up?

SPEAKER_02:

You can be honest if you uh uh that's up to you, because you're yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I think uh

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