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SPEAKER_00:

This room is good.

SPEAKER_02:

This room is good. Maybe we have to look into that someday.

SPEAKER_00:

Um float it away.

SPEAKER_02:

No, no, no. Uh he um again.

SPEAKER_00:

Well that was the second part.

SPEAKER_02:

That was the second end.

SPEAKER_00:

The second end. Um anyway. Yes. How do you feel?

SPEAKER_02:

I feel good. Good. How do you feel? I'm also good. Good, good, good.

SPEAKER_00:

Should we start this before it's too late?

SPEAKER_02:

Yes, we should start this before.

SPEAKER_00:

And then we'd have to postpone this to like tomorrow. Yeah. And then the next day, and then uh we're not gonna edit in time because it's gonna be Tuesday by the time we're finished.

SPEAKER_02:

We're gonna finish recording on Tuesday. Yeah. And that's the day. Let's just go live.

SPEAKER_00:

You might as well. Uh yeah. I mean if you came over after work, we could go live. We could. We could.

SPEAKER_02:

We could we could do that unless you're working.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. I don't think I'm working until like Wednesday or Thursday.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. You don't work weekends anymore?

SPEAKER_00:

I guess not.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. Cool.

SPEAKER_01:

I only got five hours a week.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Well, I mean it's a few minutes.

SPEAKER_01:

But I mean it's okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. But I I can't uh go to meet you there. No. If you're not working weekends, you know. But maybe it's for the best. I don't know. Anyhow.

SPEAKER_00:

Thursday. I work from nine to one.

SPEAKER_02:

Working nine to one.

SPEAKER_00:

What a way to make living.

SPEAKER_02:

That wasn't Dolly Parkman.

SPEAKER_00:

No. That was me.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Sorry.

SPEAKER_02:

And me. I also. You were also there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

How are you doing?

SPEAKER_02:

I'm doing well. Um how are you doing?

SPEAKER_00:

I'm also I'm I'm good.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay, good. You can switch those because I'm the host.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02:

So if you want to start over or yeah. In a close by city. City close by. A nearby city. Nearby city. It's like their um whole uh um uh words. Uh their uh relationship was like uh it was like an entire relationship uh l life.

SPEAKER_00:

No, you know um and then or did you want to say anything? No. Anything exciting happened to you this week?

SPEAKER_02:

No. Not really. Maybe yesterday when uh when we met and had FICA. That was exciting.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, that's later in the week. Yeah. Let's get to that.

SPEAKER_02:

Later.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh later.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. But you were asking now if I did anything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I didn't know if I could just talk or if you wanted to Yaw, yaw. Yaw.

SPEAKER_02:

You can talk.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. Um Yeah, and I took the old desk apart.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

And we got rid of white a bit. I we Or did you want to talk about my math test?

SPEAKER_02:

On Tuesday or no. No, that was yesterday. That was yesterday. Uh I I just w well you can talk about your math test.

SPEAKER_00:

I guess it's not important. It's okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh go ahead. I uh uh Yeah, and but you had the math test before. I didn't. But you went to work. Yes, I went to work. Yeah. Didn't do I didn't do much at work. No, no, yes.

SPEAKER_00:

So we're gonna record the first half today. Yes.

SPEAKER_02:

Mad Max 3 Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Secret of the Tomb.

SPEAKER_00:

Right. And the sloth.

SPEAKER_02:

That's the TV show. It's like a spin-off. Yeah. Okay. Cop drama. Uh I um I'm sorry uh if you don't. Uh but um yeah, I uh um were sympathic.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh sympathetic.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh the thing is um no, I forgot. I forgot what I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_00:

That's what you get for interrupting me while I'm interrupting you.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Um why are you knocking on the wall? Does he? It's not another guy?

SPEAKER_02:

No, I think it's him.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay, because in the end credits they had a different person's name next to his face. Oh, okay. But it could have just been I think it's Ben Stiller.

SPEAKER_02:

I didn't notice the name. Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh I don't know. I've I was convinced that it was him the whole time.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I think so. Uh maybe it was like a body double or something. Uh um uh yeah, uh I'm sorry. Uh or yeah, to the makers of the movie.

SPEAKER_00:

You don't have to apologize to anyone.

SPEAKER_02:

No, but uh I can still say I'm sorry. Sure.

SPEAKER_00:

If someone, but I get in trouble for it.

SPEAKER_02:

If someone uh uh Toddy lope uh gets offended. I'm sorry. I um uh I Let's get this over with.

SPEAKER_00:

Yes. Would you like to open this up? Yeah. Okay. You can cut this though, because we already opened.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. But this time it was two.

SPEAKER_00:

Right. There's two of them now. Because I require energy.

SPEAKER_02:

But it can be dangerous.

SPEAKER_00:

Energy? Or I'm dangerous. Yeah, I guess. I'm gonna tell you, I really need this because I did a really long test.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Or I guess it was kind of long, but you know, you had to read the thing first. What? Yeah, and then answer the questions. And the questions are like so uh they're written so complicated.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00:

And a lot of the answers, or not a lot, but some of the answers were like so similar. And like you're only allowed to circle one.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. There's only one right.

SPEAKER_00:

I think so.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Hope I I don't know. No. Because it seemed like there could have been two that could have been the right answers. I was like, this one seems most logical.

SPEAKER_02:

The thing is, I I probably wouldn't get it either.

SPEAKER_00:

No. Oh my god. It was like long text and a couple like it was followed by a couple complicated questions, and the the circling ones were easier than the writing ones. Okay. Because there were some questions where you had to write out like a a sentence or something.

SPEAKER_02:

Makes sense. It's easier to circle things than to write.

SPEAKER_00:

Right. Yeah, yeah. If I could have just written like O's for my answers.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, oh, oh. Ooh. Ooh.

SPEAKER_00:

Then the end. Um uh yeah. I don't know. I don't know how it went. Hopefully it was okay. The second part was easier because you just had to listen and you had the text in front of you too.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Which why didn't they do that with all of them?

SPEAKER_02:

Because that's it's it's easier for me. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Because I mean, when I'm reading, I go up and down all the time. I can't stay on the same line. My eyes are like constantly all over the text. Oh. Yeah. I have a really hard time focusing on what I'm reading because I go back and forth.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00:

And then the most annoying part is when I read a line and then I skip a line, and then it's like, this doesn't make sense. So then I have to go back and read the line and try to read the next line and be like really careful of the next line.

SPEAKER_02:

Well and this when you're just reading.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Not when you're listening reading.

SPEAKER_00:

When I'm reading reading.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Because that was the first okay, yeah, that that's my problem too. Yeah. I uh miss lines and uh it's like I I don't I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_00:

And then I feel like I'm jumping all over the place.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. And then yeah. And I usually uh get stuck on one word, start thinking about that word, uh you know, um drift off into my own world somewhere in my mind.

SPEAKER_00:

Then suddenly you're on the other the next page. Yeah. Like, what did I just read?

SPEAKER_02:

I continue reading, but I don't understand what I'm reading. I think in about my mind, what what what I'm doing in my mind, not what I'm reading.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh yeah, so it was uh it was interesting. And uh a funny part is that um in the second half uh we were answering questions like out loud. Um, but it was like the same four questions for every text that we listened to. Yeah. And for one of them, uh the question was like, what is this basically about? And I was like, I I got this one. So I said it, and then the teacher didn't quite understand what I meant, so I was like, okay, and then I forgot what I said. I had to like improvise what I had just said. Okay, because my head was so gone, I'm so tired. Yeah, all the reading, it just it drains me.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Usually reading puts me to sleep. So this isn't good.

SPEAKER_02:

Always close, I guess.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. The sand grains typically uh yeah, okay. Uh whatever. I don't care about that part. Alright.

SPEAKER_02:

Achilles heel. Is that what you think?

SPEAKER_00:

Achilles heel?

SPEAKER_02:

Achilles heel.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, Achilles heel. Yeah. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh that's uh.

SPEAKER_00:

How deep does quicksand go? And chip. Quicksand. Sand go.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. Was that it, the answer?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_02:

Um, so let's Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. Hold on, hold on. What if what would happen? If you're a master of I did uh handstand in quicksand. Um and since it's like up to here. I don't know. Yeah, but what? I I just wanted to you to um so so you don't disappear into a room or anything.

SPEAKER_02:

No, apparently not.

SPEAKER_00:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh I just thought we didn't do l Mad Libs today. We forgot about that.

SPEAKER_00:

We're gonna do that next week. Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_02:

We can do that.

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