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[Leftovers] #153
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Don't look at me like that. I didn't mean it.
SPEAKER_01:No.
SPEAKER_00:You can't be grumpy at me every time that I say something funny. Every time I don't mean every time I say something and don't mean it. You don't have to get grumpy every time. Uh so today Well I mean, I know that we missed out on doing mad libs last times, and I know that we're gonna do them today's, but I I think to keep it short, we're just gonna do a couple mad libs uh during the second half.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:If there's nothing else. Cool.
SPEAKER_02:Sounds like good.
SPEAKER_00:Um there's Beetlejuice.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I saw it.
SPEAKER_00:Cool.
SPEAKER_02:Very cool.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I'm happy.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:And my Rocky Horror Club up there.
SPEAKER_02:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I'm happy with them too.
SPEAKER_02:They don't disappoint you.
SPEAKER_00:No. They're always there for me when I need them. They don't disappoint.
SPEAKER_02:No.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Right.
SPEAKER_00:No, I'm not saying anything. No. No.
SPEAKER_02:Good. Maybe that's for the best.
SPEAKER_00:Probably for the best that I just shut up. Shut up. I'm okay. I'm okay. Good. I just don't feel great.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:You know, it's been like pretty much a whole month since I got sick, I think. Oh. So it was about time I get sick again.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. That long.
SPEAKER_00:Maybe. Well, I wasn't feeling well when we opened up the store. Okay. Which was September. The beginning of September. So it's it's been like a couple months even. Two whole months.
SPEAKER_02:Two whole months.
SPEAKER_00:Two whole months. Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, so you've been sick like the whole time?
SPEAKER_00:Well whole time. Today?
SPEAKER_02:No, since then.
SPEAKER_00:No, it's been two whole months since I've been sick.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00:Uh it didn't take long in between to get sick again.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, okay. I I misheard you. I thought you said that you had been sick for two months. Oh.
SPEAKER_00:No, I I haven't. Not physically. No. No. No. You know, my boss called me today and asked me if I could work this evening. Oh. And then I felt really bad because I said no. Yeah. Uh w without a reason. I don't think I really need a reason, especially if it's voluntary. Yeah. He didn't say you have to come in right now and get to work.
SPEAKER_02:No. But you have stuff planned for tonight, so I do, which makes me feel bad.
SPEAKER_00:Because I could be working.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Uh-huh. Um, yeah. Okay. So you don't have to be stuck in this room with me for much longer.
SPEAKER_02:I'm hiding behind the m behind the microphone.
SPEAKER_00:Right. We should have like a wall.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I could wear a mask.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I still I think I still have my mask somewhere. Uh. I might know where it is.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. Or put the dinosaur costume on.
SPEAKER_00:I could put on my costume and that would make an interesting podcast episode.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Because all you would hear is the costume, and also there'd be no space for me in here. And like a uh So you don't have to be stuck in this room with me for much longer.
SPEAKER_02:I'm hiding behind the behind the microphone.
SPEAKER_00:Right. We should have like a wall.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I could wear a mask.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I still I think I still have my mask somewhere. Uh I might know where it is.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. Or put the dinosaur costume on.
SPEAKER_00:I could put on my costume and that would make an interesting podcast episode.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Because all you would hear is the costume, and also there'd be no space for me in here.
SPEAKER_02:And like a a s slight buzzing sound from the Yeah, the buzzing sound and the plastic sound.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:And there would be like literally no space left in the room because I'd be taking up every every crevice. Yeah. I don't think it would go so well.
SPEAKER_02:No. That's true. So let's not do that.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. Would you like to uh this first, right? Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:So I'm doing the talking.
SPEAKER_00:Are you taking a sip?
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yes, I should.
SPEAKER_00:I'm talking. Alright. Alright. Alright. Uh, that's your stick in the computer right there. Okay. On the side. That has the Kangary View movie. Yes.
SPEAKER_02:Good.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I found it just now.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, thank you. I'm gonna put it.
SPEAKER_00:So you can forget it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I can't take my uh wallet up right now.
SPEAKER_00:No. Everything is squished and stuck. Which is kind of how I'm feeling. Okay. Squished and stuck. Yes. Um, yeah, that's uh uh it was a midday shift, so that was nice. I like those. That was actually no, it was a morning shift. Okay I I prepped.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, well when was that?
SPEAKER_00:Which oh that was on Thursday.
SPEAKER_02:Thursday.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. But the rest of the week, I um no, I lied. My math final was on Monday.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00:It was my Swedish final. Either way, I don't care. No, it doesn't matter. The signs.
SPEAKER_02:Signs? Oh, just Joaquin Joachim Phoenix. Joaquin I think this, I I don't know.
SPEAKER_00:Uh I'm laughing so much. I have a cramp.
SPEAKER_02:Sorry.
SPEAKER_00:Oh my gosh, you're hilarious.
SPEAKER_02:Oh.
SPEAKER_00:Uh um wait, I no, no, no. Thinking of someone not famous.
SPEAKER_02:He's not that nice. No, no, he's uh Hey.
SPEAKER_00:Do you have a lollipop? Yeah, Papa said that I can have it. Alright, that was nice of him. Goodbye. Um, but yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Is that even a thing anymore?
SPEAKER_00:American Idol? Yeah. Yeah. Idol will never die.
SPEAKER_02:Well, I know convinced. I know it's a thing in Sweden, but didn't it get cancelled in America?
SPEAKER_00:I think it's still going.
SPEAKER_02:Really? Okay.
SPEAKER_00:Right? Hey Google, is American Idol still a thing? Season 27 when we're there. Yeah. And and then I can uh audition. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'll be in the States and then I'm gonna come back here. Yeah. And then they're gonna have to pay for me to uh come back if they like me that much.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Um I'm just gonna fix your forehead.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, thank you. Do it again. Ow. Hmm, thank you. Alright, why are we doing mad libs? Because we are going to do more mad libs right after this. We are going to go live. Yeah. Live mad libs. Yeah. That's really exciting.
SPEAKER_02:So when you hear this, we already done the mad libs.
SPEAKER_00:Right.
SPEAKER_02:Live mad libs.
SPEAKER_00:So this is just us warming up for later.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I don't know where my pen is. Not that one. It has my name on it, but it's not mine.
SPEAKER_02:This is another one.
SPEAKER_00:That's is this a functioning pen mode?
SPEAKER_02:Probably not.
SPEAKER_00:That's the question. Let's see. Well, today is 1101. I'm gonna say no to this pen.
SPEAKER_02:It worked for a few seconds.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, and then it stopped. Are there what about this one? This one seems reliable.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, that one doesn't have ink.
SPEAKER_00:No.
SPEAKER_02:110 part um yeah, skelet skeleton.
SPEAKER_00:An adjective?
SPEAKER_02:No, adjective. Okay, um bat. Save it. Okay. Um shark? Okay. Shark is scary. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:If you're afraid of sharks, they can be scary.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I just thought of another thing, but uh maybe. Do you want to change? No.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. So you don't get another chance. Okay. Do you want to change? Yes. Alright.
SPEAKER_02:Uh screamingly.
SPEAKER_00:Huh? He said he He said screamingly? Or just sc he screamed.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:We could simplify this. Um adverm.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:I don't think that screaming can be an adverb.
SPEAKER_02:So what's uh what's an adverb?
SPEAKER_00:An adverb is a word that describes a verb.
SPEAKER_02:Scream is a verb.
SPEAKER_00:Right.
SPEAKER_02:How would you describe scream? Loudly, I guess, but that's a word. Yeah, but it's not it's not screaming. Halloween. Halloweeningly.
SPEAKER_00:Uh-huh. Or scarily.
SPEAKER_02:Scarily? Yeah, sure. We can go with that. Scarily.
SPEAKER_00:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Uh frightful.
SPEAKER_00:Alright. What?
SPEAKER_02:I kinda wanna go f uh frightfully. Is that better and scary with this last one? Uh it doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. What do you want to do then? Do you want to switch them?
SPEAKER_02:Could we?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, there's not really rules. No. Not for me.
SPEAKER_02:No.
SPEAKER_00:There's no law.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:You can really just do whatever you want.
SPEAKER_02:Except for screamingly.
SPEAKER_00:Cause it's not a word. Uh what? You want to scream?
SPEAKER_02:No, no. And scary.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Um. But it's oh no. We have a problem. What? But it's easy to see why cats are scary.
SPEAKER_02:Oh. Did I already use?
SPEAKER_00:We already used the word scary.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, though.
SPEAKER_00:Do you want to change that adjective?
SPEAKER_02:No. We we can uh change the last one.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02:To um um how do you describe an alien? Scary. Um, I don't know.
SPEAKER_00:Um just Okay, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_02:Sneak. How do you spell that? EA.
SPEAKER_00:It's like a sneaker, but it's just a sneak. Yes. Excuse me. Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay. I thought that was a mistake, but it says same noun. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Um okay, so this I mean, um we will work out movie night.
SPEAKER_00:I haven't looked that far into it. Right, right, movie time. Yeah. Movie time.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, we can call it movie time. Yeah. Nowadays we call it movie time.
SPEAKER_00:It's gotta be. Uh unpredictable. Um another thing that ruins my life. I have a lot on my plate right now, um, is constantly being accused of doing something that I'm not doing and having a whole bunch of people against me for that. So it's a problem. Yeah. That's a personal problem.
SPEAKER_02:And I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_00:I'm not gonna get into it. I don't know. I don't care. You do what you want.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:I don't care for it. No. Um, so yeah. I'm stressed.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I feel like I have a lot of people against me and I'm fighting for my life. Not not literally.
SPEAKER_02:No, that got a little bit dramatic.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. No.
SPEAKER_02:It's uh Hey Mad Max.
SPEAKER_00:I don't even know what happened in that movie, but I'm gonna play fighting for his life. Yeah, I feel like I I could also be Mad Max, I guess.
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna You don't know what's going on in your life.
SPEAKER_00:I really don't. It's like every day it's like there's another problem. Like, what the heck? Where did this come from? And then people just start saying random things because they're my children, and that's what they do. And it's like, why do you keep chanting? Like, why? I heard you the first time. You don't need to say it again twenty more times. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, that's also like uh Mad Max when the kids are changing.
SPEAKER_00:Exactly, and that's where I pulled that from.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, yeah, okay, okay. Um I can pretend to, because I'm gonna use that for the movie. But yes.
SPEAKER_00:Okay, so next mad libs.
SPEAKER_02:I like your pauses.
SPEAKER_00:It's well I I was tripping.
SPEAKER_02:Um it's uh the next very dramatic part pauses your in the most unnecessary places too.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, like in Mel Gibson. Gibson. And uh okay.
SPEAKER_00:The next live Mad Libs is uh in December, I guess. Because today's November 1st. Yeah. Crazy. What? Um December. Yeah. Uh we'll be doing our Christmas karaoke.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Oh my gosh, we we oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_01:Oh my gosh, Link. Oh your gosse.
SPEAKER_00:Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_01:Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_00:Oh my gosh. We are doing drunk live man lives Christmas karaoke edition in December, on a date before the 26th, which is exciting. And we'll get back to you on that. Yep. Cool story, cool, cool times. Cool story, bro. Cool, everything is cool. Cool, everything is awesome, uh.
