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[Leftovers] #155
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I wanna get rid of him. And um I'm I'm thinking Well, all I know is that there is a note in my papers somewhere that mentioned cranberry jello shots. Where that note is, I don't know. Uh um.
SPEAKER_06:Now I'm really not sure. Where did this come from?
SPEAKER_07:What?
SPEAKER_00:Oh wow.
SPEAKER_07:Oh yeah. Uh it was somewhere I saw it and now it's gone. But yeah. So we're gonna we're gonna test that out. Um, if you want, I can make this into a short story, a kid friendly activity, a coloring page or a fun quiz from Matthias. Is that something you want?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. What?
SPEAKER_02:No, uh you meant like uh the There was no color. No, uh they they recorded it, I guess.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. Yeah. The first like um you know, filming of it. Yeah, okay, yes was in black and white.
SPEAKER_02:Uh Do you want me to get it?
SPEAKER_07:Probably should do that.
SPEAKER_02:You can do that.
SPEAKER_07:I can search for it again, but you should probably do that.
SPEAKER_02:Back to the good part.
SPEAKER_07:I'm thirsty.
SPEAKER_02:Good.
SPEAKER_07:Um good. Be thirsty then.
SPEAKER_02:That sounds a little bit um passive aggressive. Or like no, uh it's uh it sounds um like um sarcastic.
SPEAKER_07:Oh no, no, no, no. I'm not being sarcastic. This is like, from my point of view, for my Thanksgiving specifically, it is not a requirement to bring anything. And it's not passive aggressive, it's not sarcasm, it is wholehearted truth. I feel like we have one person at the table. I'm not gonna say anyone's names, though. One person at the table who does this. It's only your it's only the bunnies' fault.
SPEAKER_02:Uh I'm not gonna promise that.
SPEAKER_07:No.
SPEAKER_02:But I mean, that's usually when uh I mean when when the people are there, I don't do that.
SPEAKER_07:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:It's uh more waiting if I don't have uh if no one's paying attention to you.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. You sneak in the corner. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, uh I usually help you with making food anyway, so so that's uh Oh yeah, you helped with the prep last year, right?
SPEAKER_07:You won't be able to do that this year. No. No. I can handle it myself. I'll have plenty of time to get it done. No problems.
SPEAKER_02:Good.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, you don't have you or movie night or anything. We'll have movie morning. Yeah. I have the whole evening to do it.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, and uh you you don't have uh a job to go to.
SPEAKER_04:Right. Alright, alright, alright, alright, thank you. You're welcome.
SPEAKER_07:Um yeah, but the other thing about um, you know, uh sulking in the corner when no one's paying attention to you and looking at your phone, that's kind of like a uh uh I don't know, like people don't want to bother you when you do that. Okay. So they ignore you anyway. And then you end up ignoring everyone else too.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Wait, m on Thanksgiving?
SPEAKER_07:Uh I don't know. In general, I guess. Also Thanksgiving.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know. Uh do you feel like I'm ignored when I'm here? What I don't know. Okay.
SPEAKER_07:Or that you're ignored or that i it feels like you're ignoring others.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, but uh I don't feel like I'm ignored. Do you feel ignored when I sit there? Okay.
SPEAKER_07:That's why I yelled at you and made you come sit with me.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_07:So you took out your phone anyway when you were there. Yeah. Uh, whatever.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it's okay. So you win it. Um good question.
SPEAKER_07:Thank you. I thought long and hard about this one question.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Don't throw it back at me.
SPEAKER_02:What? Throw what?
SPEAKER_07:The the phone thing. No. Don't throw your phone at me.
SPEAKER_02:No. Um I'm I'm thinking I I don't I'm I'm not sure what's ruining my life.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. I mean, there's the trails in the woods with the lights.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. But I mean We can't do that every day, I know it's no, I think.
SPEAKER_07:And with the schedules being changed a bit, it just it's it collides. Yeah. It doesn't go well.
SPEAKER_02:It's difficult.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Oh well.
SPEAKER_07:But I'm glad that I have this time with you.
SPEAKER_01:Yes, it's good.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. Um, have you finished your sips?
SPEAKER_01:Not yet.
SPEAKER_05:Did you spill?
SPEAKER_02:Did I?
SPEAKER_05:Uh I asked.
SPEAKER_02:No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_05:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:I'm all out of sips, so I uh we're all out of episode. Are you ending the episode?
SPEAKER_07:So I'm ending this episode.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Okay. Sag cat. Hair of my finger. I got I wanna get rid of you.
SPEAKER_02:And um I'm I'm thinking.
SPEAKER_07:But all I know is that there is a note in my papers somewhere that mentioned cranberry jello shods. Where that note is, I don't know. Uh um.
SPEAKER_06:Now I'm really not sure. Where did this come from?
SPEAKER_07:What?
SPEAKER_00:Oh wow.
SPEAKER_07:Oh yeah. Uh it was somewhere I saw it and now it's gone. But yeah. So we're gonna we're gonna test that out. Um, if you want, I can make this into a short story, a kid friendly activity, a coloring page, or a fun quiz for Matias? Is that something you want?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. What?
SPEAKER_02:No, uh you meant like uh the There was no color. No, uh they they recorded it, I guess.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. Yeah. The first like um you know, filming of it. Yeah, okay, yes was in black and white.
SPEAKER_02:Uh you want me to get it?
SPEAKER_07:Probably should do that.
SPEAKER_02:You can do that.
SPEAKER_07:I can search for it again, but you should probably do that.
SPEAKER_02:Back to the good part.
SPEAKER_07:I'm thirsty.
SPEAKER_02:Good.
SPEAKER_07:Um good. Be thirsty then.
SPEAKER_02:That sounds a little bit um passive aggressive. Or like no, uh it's uh it sounds uh like um sarcastic.
SPEAKER_07:Oh no, no, no, no. I'm not being sarcastic. This is like, from my point of view, for my Thanksgiving specifically, it is not a requirement to bring anything. And it's not passive aggressive, it's not sarcasm, it is wholehearted truth. I feel like we have one person at the table. I'm not gonna say anyone's names, though. One person at the table who does this. It's only your it's only the bunnies' fault.
SPEAKER_02:Uh I'm not gonna promise that.
SPEAKER_07:No.
SPEAKER_02:But I mean, that's usually when uh I mean when when the people are there, I don't do that.
SPEAKER_07:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:It's uh more waiting if I don't have uh if no one's paying attention to you.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah you sneak in the corner. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, uh I usually help you with making food anyway, so so that's uh Oh yeah, you helped with the prep last year, right?
SPEAKER_07:You won't be able to do that this year. No. No. I can handle it myself. I'll have plenty of time to get it done. No problems.
SPEAKER_02:Good.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, you don't have you or movie night or anything. Well a movie morning. Yeah. I have the whole evening to do it.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, and uh you you don't have uh a job to go to.
SPEAKER_04:Right. Alright, alright, alright, alright, thank you. You're welcome.
SPEAKER_07:Um yeah, but the other thing about um, you know, uh sulking in the corner when no one's paying attention to you and looking at your phone, that's kind of like a uh uh I don't know, like people don't want to bother you when you do that. Okay. So they ignore you anyway. And then you end up ignoring everyone else too.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Wait, must Thanksgiving?
SPEAKER_07:Uh I don't know. In general, I guess. Also Thanksgiving.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know. Uh do you feel like I'm ignored when I'm here? What I don't know. Okay.
SPEAKER_07:Or that you're ignored or that i i it feels like you're ignoring others.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, but uh I don't feel like I'm ignored. Do you feel ignored when I sit there? Okay.
SPEAKER_07:That's why I yelled at you and made you come sit with me.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_07:So you took out your phone anyway when you were there. Yeah. Oh, whatever.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it's okay. It's okay, winning. Um good question.
SPEAKER_07:Thank you. I thought long and hard about this one question.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Don't throw it back at me.
SPEAKER_02:What throw what?
SPEAKER_07:The the phone thing. No. Don't throw your phone at me.
SPEAKER_02:No. Um I'm I'm thinking I I don't I'm I'm not sure what's ruining my life.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, I mean, there is the trails in the woods with the lights.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. But I mean We can't do that every day anyways.
SPEAKER_07:No, I think. And with the schedules being changed a bit, it just it's it collides. Yeah. It doesn't go well.
SPEAKER_02:It's difficult.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Oh well.
SPEAKER_07:But I'm glad that I have this time with you.
SPEAKER_01:Yes, it's good.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. Um have you finished your sips?
SPEAKER_01:Not yet.
SPEAKER_05:Did you spill?
SPEAKER_02:Did I?
SPEAKER_05:Mm. I asked.
SPEAKER_02:No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_05:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:I'm all out of sips, so I uh we're all out of episode. Are you ending the episode?
SPEAKER_07:So I'm ending this episode.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Okay. Sag cat. Hair of my finger. I got