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Warming Up And Last Year’s Recap

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Record.

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Record.

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Another chord.

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Recording again. Now I have to sit. Oh.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I can sit comfortably.

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Yes, you can.

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Which is something that not everyone can say. But I can because I do that.

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Yeah.

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Alright. Let's take a peek at what number was last year? 52, right? No, that was one year. What's two years?

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104, maybe.

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Let's see.

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Are you out of breath?

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Always.

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Um I'm not out of breath.

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Two years of recording. Uh. Okay, so this is the content list for last year's number 105.

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Okay, number 105.

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I'm gonna fall for this one. Oh. Was that one? Okay, so we had um uh the opening. There was a special box and ghost energy drinks.

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Yeah, okay.

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Um two-year aniv what?

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No, uh, I'm just we don't have a box.

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I don't have a box.

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No, but we do have uh uh monsters that are ghosts.

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Yeah. We celebrated our two-year an anniversary and something about beverages, and then we did a check-in. We talked about Thanksgiving, and I gave you a Thanksgiving present. And then we talked about the importance of peeing, which is something that we have to talk about today. We uh talked about movies, Sin City and Hui Embark. Okay, uh something about the movie list, favorite episode moments and titles, intermission, deciding on jingles, a tea story, being thankful, history lesson on Black Friday. Okay, swinglish as a second language. What is ruining our lives? A joke, a wait update, which is wow, that was a long time ago. Yeah, and a wrap-up, and we were gonna have drunk Christmas karaoke mad libs, December 14th, 2024, at 8 p.m. Also, something about buttered toast for ghosts. Yeah. Interesting. Makes sense. Okay. Interesting. So that was that.

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That was last year. That was last year. Yes. Um okay.

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Alright.

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Should we like open this up or um do you wanna talk for a bit first, or what do you feel like?

Naming The Show And Family Friction

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Maybe we should open this up and I will open uh the episode.

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Yes. Oh, d did you even say No, I didn't.

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I I started singing and then you brushed it off and talked about old ladies. Yeah. Yeah, because did you get annoyed when I was singing? No. Okay.

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I I don't even remember what you were singing.

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Oh, well, I was gonna say this is roasty toasty ghosty. But instead I said this is the part when I say I don't wanna. And that was that's all I know from that song. And that I think that's all I need to know. Because the rest of the song is just uh I don't wanna learn the words. No. It's probably the words. This is the This is the part when I say I don't wanna learn the rest of the song.

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Yeah.

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Okay. This is uh roasty toasty ghosty. It's a weird title to a uh weird podcast podcast.

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Podcast. Podcast. Yes.

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Not yet. No no no no not even yet. That's not gonna happen. Pod what?

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So no uh no high I can't see it happening.

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Not where we're at right now. The near future it's um it's it's con com it's um controversial.

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Okay.

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Within the family. Yeah. Here. Th specifically the old people. Yeah. Who are not me. Um I don't know. No. I don't know. It comes with strong judgment. Okay. Um, yeah.

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But I mean, if it's legal, I don't see why not. I mean, you if you think about it, uh that person takes drugs too.

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Yeah. And if you think about it, I don't really see the difference between alcohol.

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No, that's a drug.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, I don't know. We've had a conversation. It uh got to the point where it was annoying just talking about it. So I don't know. I'm not gonna make promises. No. Uh it would be fun. Yeah. I'm not against it.

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No.

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I don't want the drama.

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No. Really? You you can always blame your sister.

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Yeah, I thought it was just chocolate. And he's gonna be like, you knew better than to take chocolate from your sister. It's like, yeah, so I don't know. I'll be too high to give a straight answer. Yeah. Yeah, but anyway, I'll try this again. I got distracted. This is roasty toasty roasty.

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Yeah, you you already said it, but did you say hello and welcome to No Weird Podcast? Uh no, it's uh it's so this is gonna be like the third Oh yeah.

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Sorry.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Uh hold that thought. And what?

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Uh no, you can say it.

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I can say it.

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You can say it.

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You don't wanna say it? No, I Why don't you like saying it?

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Is this the third year? What?

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Oh yeah. Oh, that's so nice. What it was that looks like a bug. Yeah.

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Do it again.

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Ew. It's just a bug. Or it's a chia seed.

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I think it's a bug.

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Weird, gross. Oh no, it's not moving. Oh I don't care for it. I'm not a fan. Lice. No, no, no. Don't even uh, maybe. No. Not that you have to worry about it.

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No.

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I've been picking these things out of my hair all day.

Weekly Check-In And Small Joys

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It's chia seeds.

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It's chia seeds. It's for my breakfast, okay? If you don't know how I eat, you don't know me. I eat with my entire head.

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You dive in.

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I'm starving. Um right.

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Uh are we gonna talk about the week or we can if you want to do that? Yeah, do you have anything to say about the week?

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I I have something to say about your forehead.

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About my forehead?

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Yes. I think it's really funny when you scrunch your eyebrows together and make the little face on your face.

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Yeah. Oh yeah. Um Did I ask you how you were? How are you?

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I think so. I'm good.

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Good.

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You're tired.

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Yeah.

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And this week? What did I do last week? You're gonna have to. You should probably wear them tomorrow.

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Yeah.

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You've got the opportunity to walk in the snow with them. See what happens.

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Yeah.

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Or actually, I don't know. Bring them over so we can impregnate them.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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I'm just gonna take them into a room for a minute and you can have them back later. But I don't think you can wear them until uh that's done. Okay. Or maybe at least bring them with you. Yeah. So we can fix that. Okay. Aunt they can fix it. Okay. I don't know what to do. Um but I didn't go to Yimmix. But why was that? Why was that? Why didn't I go? What did I even do on Tuesday?

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I don't know.

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I don't know what I did on Tuesday.

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Uh I um Don't make it personal. And this is why you really won't learn. Yeah. No, I uh I said that Okay.

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For example. For example if it's okay, if I ask. Do you have an example?

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I have an example. Okay.

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Uh I'm not gonna be like Moshia and be like, what do you mean?

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No.

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Okay, but g specifically, come on, come on.

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Yeah. No, uh the week w uh when you uh worked all by yourself.

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All by myself. That was fun.

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That was uh Oh, it was chaotic.

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It was really stressful. And uh I refused to take help because the help I was given, I had a really hard time understanding what he was saying, and I can't work like that.

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No.

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Communication is important.

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Yeah.

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And they didn't really care about what I thought about that. Okay, well that was that was Tuesday.

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Well what on the survey they say that said that uh um you uh uh uh wouldn't uh get to know about uh it was like anonymous what I wrote, so I didn't have to answer your questions.

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You could you could lie, yeah. Or just straight out say, no, I have a silent or uh tissue not to predict. What's that?

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Uh silence duty.

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Uh well I was gonna say silent treatment, but that's not right. No. But you would had to promise not to say anything. I don't know.

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Uh um I don't know. Confidential no, no, that's maybe maybe though. Yeah, confidentiality. I don't know.

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Yeah, well, that was what I was thinking too. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

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Something.

Work Stress And Communication Breakdown

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It was something, and uh but we know what we mean. Yeah. Yeah. Um anything else that I should know of?

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Uh no.

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Okay.

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Um no, um, but uh what's worrying me is that uh this uh job is far away. It feels like it's very far away.

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Okay, so the thing is is that it is inconvenient. The location is inconvenient, the travel there and back is inconvenient, and the hours are very inconvenient.

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Yeah.

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On the other hand, it's more hours and it's better pay.

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Yeah.

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It's better pay than what I'm getting now and from when I started at a Libra's.

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Yeah.

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So and if I choose to do like the more uncomfortable uh tasks, then it's even more pay. Because there's a freezer room or building now in which it goes down to negative twenty-six degrees.

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Okay.

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So if I work in that building, I get paid more.

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Wow.

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Because it's freaking freezing. So I yeah, I yeah.

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I could work there.

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I know. And maybe you should. Yeah, maybe but no, you're required well, this is an extra job. So you're required to have something else. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I um it sounded like there was a lot of pressure on a lot of things. So it looked kinda like apatilla, but more pressure.

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Okay.

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So we'll see.

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Even more pressure than apatilla. Wow.

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Because if you screw up and get fired, there's no second chances, they won't take you back.

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Okay.

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Or if you don't take things seriously, or if they um decide that you don't do a very good job based off of your numbers, then just get rid of you and take someone else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. So I I don't know. I don't know. We'll see what happens. Hopefully I'll know. Yeah. Before Christmas or even before that.

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I mean, right now, when when I'm um working nights like this, and now that it started snowing this week, I'm like, I should have like a an apartment close to where I work. Yeah. So I just can go there and uh be there instead of going home. Yeah. And that would make make things easier for my mom too. Um but yeah.

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It's risky right now though.

New Job Tradeoffs And Freezer Pay

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It it is, because uh I don't know how much longer I ha if I had like a um fust, it w uh it would be a good idea. But since I don't have that, it's risky. But then again, I feel like I should be able to get other uh I mean they have other uh work uh opportunities in where around there. So maybe I could get somewhere there.

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Or get like an apartment until you get fired.

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Yeah.

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Is also an option.

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Yeah.

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But I feel like this is gonna have to be uh I don't know. I would say it would be a next year problem, but yeah, like after the states and everything. But that's really up to you.

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Yeah, hopefully I yeah, because now I just have a few weeks left, so right.

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Oh yeah. So we'll see, we'll see what happens.

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Yeah.

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Or you can talk to Maria tomorrow. Be like, hey, at least every other week.

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Can I come over? Can I hang out?

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Can I crash at your place?

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Do you have a couch?

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I have a sleeping bag.

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Or do you have a large bed?

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Uh a floor.

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Yeah.

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I have a sleeping bag.

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Yeah, you can sleep on the floor. Yeah.

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You have an hour-ish.

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Yeah, that's true.

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Or more than an hour. Yeah. But still.

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Forest wit wit with Whitaker. Whitaker. They uh are um sorry. What?

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I thought of something. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Um, so um uh um being quiet.

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There's no one down there.

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No, but uh that's what they do. Yeah, with their broomstick. Boom, boom, boom. Instead of doing uh in the ceiling, they do in the f on the floor. In the stairs. Yeah, okay. Okay, it's the stairs.

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I'm guessing. That's what it sounded like.

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That makes sense.

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Um anyway.

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Yeah, anyway, uh this movie. Right. Uh so the cops are looking at this lady because uh the he has to um yeah, he um He lies about it. Yeah, he lies Me too, you know the You No, but um still have that thing on.

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Yeah.

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So I'm looking how many how many uh how much swearing is it? But in this one it's quite a lot.

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So if you Yeah, further down. Yeah. Okay. The line. The line. Which line?

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Bikini.

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Oh that line.

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Okay. Hashtag me too. Matthias is cancel.

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Yeah. We're just gonna show you the door right now. I think you'd be fun though. What uh what's it was a okay, sorry, pause. Um pause.

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There, okay So yeah, she doesn't like the sour candies, but she likes lemons.

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I think we already covered this part.

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Um You you don't if uh you uh if you want to um um play the whole thing you can but you don't have to play the whole thing.

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I think I can cut it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I don't think I'll use the whole thing.

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No, that feels a little bit overcome. So a minute.

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Okay. Well the break is only like 15 seconds.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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So I'll cut it down a bit.

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Yeah.

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I'll figure it out. Um, is that based off of a specific sushi that we've been watching recently?

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Who did we watch recently?

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Been watching Robinson.

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Oh yeah. But uh the she's not the only one.

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She's not the only one. But I mean you gotta admit, she's lost weight.

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Yeah.

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Oh, I've I've been I've been like watching really close since like ooh, she's lost weight.

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Yeah, sure. But uh anyway. Yeah, uh uh you you know what I mean.

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I know what you mean.

Housing Near Work And Risk Math

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Uh have you seen other susties?

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I've seen other susties.

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Aren't they a little bit they can be heavier, maybe.

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I don't even know what I'm keeping here.

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This is um um oh w what is it?

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R and I have to make jello shots to nuts.

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Oh yeah, you have to add that to my list.

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Okay.

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Um uh every uh other or and uh yes. Yeah. Um what was the one about technological?

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Oh, that was just a I was trying to start up a question of the week or something. It only lasted a couple episodes and then it stopped.

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Okay. Words that okay. Yeah.

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I think we're good here though. Yeah. This feels pretty good. We are running out of time. Yeah. Is what I'm thinking about as well.

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Yeah, of course. And that me almost