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#157: Can You Believe?

Lauren & Mattias Episode 157

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In which Lauren & Mattias ramble on about whatever comes up in their heads. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as heavy toes and face sponges.

Content:

  • Opening
    • Heavy toes
  • Weekly check in
    • Bunnies
    • Thanksgiving
    • Dentist stories
  • Movie on!
    •  Another Stakeout
    • Bird On A Wire
  • Intermission
  • Ramblon
    • MicroFace
    • Dragon secrets
    • Rambo Rainbow
    • Fantasy, Narnia, & Superman
  • Wrap up
    • What's ruining our lives
    • Fan Mail
    • [drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

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Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie

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Cold Open And Banter Sparks

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In a world where everything is unscripted, this is roasty, toasty, roasty.

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We're new conversation.

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Yeah.

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Oh, look, we're recording.

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Yeah.

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Should we like start this?

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Maybe we should.

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Would you like to open this up?

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Yeah, maybe we should.

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Not acting at all whatsoever.

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No, we're not good at that.

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Two, three, go. Bam. Oh my goodness. I can participate today.

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Yeah, it was a good one.

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That was a good one. Yeah. I don't know what it's called.

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Synchronization.

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Yeah. Can opening snappy noisy.

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Yeah.

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Slurp.

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Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghostie. My name is Matias.

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I'm Lauren.

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Yes, you are. And we're gonna That was aggressive.

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Sorry.

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Yes, you are. I'm very aggressive. We're gonna be your besties for an hour or so.

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Yeah.

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And uh how are you doing?

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I am doing good.

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Yeah.

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Thank you for asking. It means a lot. It shows that you care. Yeah. You are compassionate and you're not gonna say anything.

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And supportive.

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You are supportive. You are currently supporting uh at least 25% of my body weight.

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Your toes.

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My toes. 25%. You have no idea how heavy my toes are.

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Heavy toes.

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Heavy toes. Uh you already have heavy pants. So we can't have heavy toes.

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No. Well, that was about me.

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That was about you. This one's about me. Yeah. Heavy toes. This is the podcast in which you will probably not learn anything at all.

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Yeah, probably. Yeah. You never know though.

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No. You might learn something today.

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Maybe.

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We'll see what happens.

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We'll see.

Baby Bunny In The IKEA Shelf

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We'll see. We'll see. Okay, Matias, let's talk about the week.

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Uh, yeah.

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But I want to start.

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Yeah.

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You can't say anything right now.

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No.

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Because right after we recorded last week, it was on a Friday.

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Yeah.

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Right afterwards, my life partner came home with a baby bunny.

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Yeah.

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So we have a baby bunny. It was a really random idea that he had. He was bored, I'm pretty sure. And he uh wanted to turn a portion of the shelf next to his computer desk into a little bunny apartment. It's a studio, it's only one room.

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Yeah.

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But uh he was like, I'm gonna get the smallest bunny ever and put it in the shelf.

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Yeah.

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He removed a couple of the you know shelf walls because it's one of those uh square uh from IKEA. Yeah. I don't know how to explain this. No. Help?

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Uh uh uh No.

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Okay.

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I don't know.

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It's Kalax. Kalax.

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Okay.

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Kalax.

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Sure.

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That's what it's called.

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Okay, I didn't know that.

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It's like a bunch of square bookshelves.

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Yeah, it's uh it's almost like um big uh chess board.

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Oh yeah, like the tic-tac-toe. Yeah, uh yeah, anyway. So it took away a couple of the walls.

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It's a tic-tac-toe shelf.

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Tic-tac-toe shelf. Yeah. And um, so this bunny is living there now. She's a tiny little snowball.

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Yeah. Did she get three in a row?

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No, I don't think so.

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Just two.

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Just the two. Yeah, I'm too sorry. She lost.

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Yeah.

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So yeah. We have another bunny now.

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Yeah.

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And it was his idea.

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Not the bunnies.

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The bunny was his idea.

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Yeah, but yeah, but it uh it sounded like you meant uh it was the bunny's idea.

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It was her idea too. Yeah. She was like, you bring me home.

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Yeah.

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And that's that's what happened. No, he's like always been so against all the animals. He's like allergic. Yeah. My life partner is allergic to the the fur, and he wanted another bunny. So it was really weird, really random, and of course I pushed him to do it. So supported, not pushed. I was supportive because when your life partner wants another bunny, you support them.

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Okay.

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And not say, no, there's too many animals. I don't like a zoo. Not being passive aggressive or anything.

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No, no, no, no. Not you. Not me.

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No, no, no.

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Never.

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No.

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Oh yeah. Did you ask me how I was doing?

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I don't care.

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No, okay. Sorry. It's okay. Uh Saturday. Saturday?

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How are you doing?

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Saturday.

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Okay. I'm good. Are you still recovering from Saturday? Um you don't even know what we did.

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I know what we did, but I don't know what recovering from what.

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We were drinking.

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Yeah, but that that I didn't feel that much.

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No, good.

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Yeah, I mean I it's not like I had uh a hangover or anything.

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I didn't have that much of a hangover.

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I usually don't.

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The next morning was okay. I felt fine. But like as the day went on, I uh I was getting really tired and groggy. I didn't really want to do anything.

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Okay, yeah.

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Tell me about Saturday. How did your Saturday go?

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My Saturday went well. I took the bus, right?

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I wasn't there.

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Yes, I did.

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Okay.

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And then I uh walked here from the bus. Mm-hmm and uh yeah I hung out here. And we were you were uh cooking. Yep. And we were watching old uh uh Thanksgiving parades on your iPad.

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Yeah. Oh yeah, I uh found a playlist on YouTube with the Macy's Day Thanksgiving parades from like 1924, I believe was the first year.

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Okay.

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And then it was supposed to progress until the current or most recent one. I don't know how far we got. Last I checked, we were like at n 50 Yeah, I mean 50 something.

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I think we at least got into the sixties or seventies.

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Okay.

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At least when I had last watched it.

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Okay. I don't know. It died at some point. We didn't get through all of the videos. No. But I was cooking, so I was only half watching.

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Yeah.

Early Thanksgiving Party Setup

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And you came over and then other people showed up and people were complaining because they arrived.

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Yeah, you hadn't been drunk.

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I hadn't even started drinking yet.

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No.

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We were celebrating Thanksgiving, by the way. Did not mention that.

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Oh yeah.

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But uh it was an early Thanksgiving, and I didn't start drinking until people were showing up.

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Yeah.

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Which was really weird.

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And then we started drinking and got uh drunk. Yeah, drunk pretty fast.

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Yes.

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Felt like uh and we watched the movie that I always do.

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Planes, trains, and automobiles.

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Mm-hmm.

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Automobiles.

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Out of beals.

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Out of beals. And oh my goodness, this movie gives me like anxiety.

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Really? Yeah, okay.

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Um based off of you know the fact that we are going to take a pretty big trip soon. And every single bad scenario in this movie, I have at least once thought this is going to happen to us.

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Yeah.

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But hopefully it goes by.

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Yeah. We're gonna talk about that in the futures.

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The future.

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In the futures.

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Futures. Yes.

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But uh, like we said, we were drunk. Yes. So I did not really pay much attention to the movie.

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I don't think anyone did. There was one person who was actually trying to watch, but we kept pausing the movie, and he didn't care for it.

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No.

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He was like you on regular movie nights.

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Yeah, no, I uh I I I was I was too drunk to to care.

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I think a lot of us had fun anyway. And then we played games. Yes, we had a lot of people there.

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Yeah, we ate and then we played games.

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Mm-hmm.

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We yes, like you said, we had a lot of people there.

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I don't think I've ever had so many people at my Thanksgiving than this year.

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Yeah. How many were we?

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At least 17.

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We were 17.

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Ish.

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Even though one didn't come over.

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Approximately 17. There were yeah, it must have been 17 because two people showed up who I wasn't expecting.

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Okay.

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But it was fun.

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Yeah.

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I liked the people.

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I did too. And uh yeah, we played uh Cards Against Humanity. That one.

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And uh we played the big movie quiz that we have played a couple times on the podcast.

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Yes.

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And then uh some people left, but we were still up.

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Yeah.

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And uh we played Exploding Kittens right before bed. At that point I was like kind of dead. Yeah. I was ready to sleep.

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Yeah, I thought it was uh kind of fun with the movie quiz thing to show off.

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Oh, I know. I saw.

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Yeah.

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Maybe we should go live sometime and you just go through the entire deck.

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Yeah.

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I'll ask you the questions so that you can answer them.

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Maybe.

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Wouldn't that be fun?

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Yeah.

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We'd have at least three of those events sometime next year. We'll spread it out.

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Yeah, I was uh more like thinking uh to uh if we could have lice uh like no like statistics to see how much of it I actually know.

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Yep. Yep, I think I can fix that. Yeah. Yeah. If it's uh something for 2026 to look forward to. The big movie quiz. Yeah. See what Matias knows. Alright. So that was Thanksgiving. Yeah. Saturday. Sunday for me was cleaning all day and being tired in the evening. I managed to talk my daughter out of going to gymnastics. Um I also did not go to gymnastics because I wanted to edit and not go anywhere.

Getting Drunk And Classic Movie Anxiety

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I also edited, but did I do anything else? I d I'm not sure. I don't think so.

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Uh you went home. You slept you slept over. Yeah, that's true. And then you took the bus home and you edited for the rest of the day. Just as I did. Yeah. After I cleaned. And then the week?

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Yeah, what happened?

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I happened this week.

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I worked day this week and I've been so tired the uh this entire week. Entired week.

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Entired week. You haven't been hungover though.

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No, just tired.

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Just tired. Yeah. That would suck if the hangover lasted the entire week.

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Yeah. No, the i it's the day weeks, uh working days uh you know, after uh one week of evening shifts. The it's it's uh it's so tiresome. Yeah. Working days. Evening shifts uh work better for me. But that's not uh not uh surprising because I'm a night person. Yeah. That makes sense.

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Yeah. Let's see. What have I done this week? This week's been kind of uh an off week for me. I haven't moved as much as I usually do.

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Okay.

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I've had lots of homework. Like it feels like a lot of my pretty much all of my free time has been going towards homework this week. I've been stressed like crazy over all of that and getting things done in time, cleaning up the the apartment and stuff.

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Yeah.

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And I worked an extra day this week.

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Oh yeah.

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I did. I got asked to work on Wednesday. Originally, my boss asked me to work on Tuesday, and then he was like, no, changed my mind, don't need you. And then on Tuesday, he was like, I actually need you on Wednesday. I was like, Are you sure? He's like, Yeah, I promise. So I worked on Wednesday and I saw you on Monday. I picked you up from work and I brought you home and I got a treasure chest. Yo, yeah, trasher I got a chest from you, an old wooden box.

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Yeah.

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And I put my recyclables in there now.

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So it's a trasher chest.

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It's a trasher chest. It works nicely, it looks nice. It doesn't look like there's trash all over the place. All the trash is hidden in a giant wooden box.

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Yeah.

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And that's where trash belongs, I think. And this is yet another piece of furniture that I've just kind of taken from you.

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Yeah. Well, we asked you to take it.

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It's the same with this table.

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Yeah.

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Well, please take this. We asked you to take it. The rest of the week, that that was pretty much it.

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Yeah. But I went to the dentist today.

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You did. Oh, I've got to tell you a story. But do you want to tell me about your dentist story? And then I'm gonna tell you about my dentist story.

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Okay. Uh I went to the dentist and they said, Wow.

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Wow.

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Alright.

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I've seen enough. Uh you can close your mouth and just get out of here. That's worked.

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Nice of them.

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Yeah. So I assume it was good.

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Okay. Yep, I've seen what I needed to see. Okay, bye.

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Yeah.

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Alright.

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That was my story.

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That was your story.

Games Night With Seventeen Guests

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Yeah, then then I went to the burger place and ate uh a lot of cheese. Burger and cheese, uh, everything cheese.

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Everything had cheese except for your drink. I noticed there was a lack of cheese. Yeah, I know.

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I was thinking about that. Walking towards the bus stop. I'm like, could they make a cheese drink?

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Melted cheese. I don't know.

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Or like cheese flavored drink.

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Milkshake?

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Mm-hmm.

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I don't know.

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Kinda gross. Yeah. Kinda gross. Kinda. Kinda gross.

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Maybe not.

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I'm not sure. I'm I want to try it.

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No. Okay. Tell me your story.

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Okay, so yesterday was Thursday. Okay. And I had a dentist appointment.

SPEAKER_03

Really?

SPEAKER_00

I did. Okay, so I've been trying to uh get my teeth fixed because a long time ago when I was a teenager, I had braces and they fixed my teeth and everything was nice. And um then I had them taken off and I had like a retainer with a plastic thing around my teeth, at least when I slept. And then soon after I first visited Sweden. So I had like just graduated high school, and I came here and I was like, I don't need this anymore. I'm fine, everything's fine. And then fast forward to today, 13 years later, or this has been going on for like a few years, but I'm just now doing something about it. But I wake up in the morning and my teeth feel like they've been moving around. Like like it feels like they loosen up because like I can kind of wiggle my teeth in the morning. And then throughout the day it like solidifies a bit. I don't know. I I that's the best way I can describe it. So I can feel that my teeth have been moving around, like kind of back to where they were to begin with.

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Yeah.

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And it's become a problem because I keep chewing on my cheek. You know, the inside of my cheek. Oh yeah. I keep chewing on my lip.

SPEAKER_03

Because I asked if you wanted gum the other week. I can't have gum anymore. No.

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Because I keep chomping on the inside of my cheek. And it hurts. No, no, it hurts. And like it got to the point where I kept doing it and it got really annoying because it hurts so bad and I was bleeding all the time. And so I just can't chew gum anymore because my teeth are out of place. So uh in town we recently got a new dentist office and I was looking at their website and they uh support putting in like Invisalign.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Not entirely sure what it is, but I'm assuming it's kind of like the retainer I had after my braces. And I was like, I want one of those so I can fix my teeth problem. So I went in there uh a couple of weeks ago, and they were like, Yeah, I think that we can do something about this, but we're gonna send you to a specialist.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, near my uh near my dentist.

SPEAKER_00

Right, exactly. And so I was thinking, okay, cool, we'll book that and I'll go there and they can uh write up a plan for me.

SPEAKER_03

Sigh.

SPEAKER_00

Big sigh, because I was pretty sure the dentist I saw told me that I was getting booked for a cleaning before I went to the specialist.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

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So Thursday, yesterday, I went to the dentist here in town, and I stood there. I was like, I'm pretty sure I have a time here today. And then my phone started ringing, and it was the specialist.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00

Who's half an hour away?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00

And I'm like, Yes, hello. I just now realized that I'm in the wrong dentist office. Oh like, uh, is there any way that you can see me later on today? And she was like, Oh yeah, we have a time in like an hour. And I was like, in an hour, I have to pick up sick child from school.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So I was like, I I need to rebook for another time. She's like, Okay, and we rebooked for another time. But then I got back home and I uh told my life partner about it, and I was like, maybe Sick Child's grandmother could pick up sick child from school.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

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Because we were watching a dog yesterday as well. And the dog can't go to the school and he can't be left alone either.

SPEAKER_01

No.

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Or else he's gonna freak out. So I got grandmother to get sick child so I could go to the specialist anyway at one o'clock. So I get to the car and I call the specialist, it goes straight to voicemail. Like, oh my god, really? You're gonna call me, and then like I have no way to call you back. I called like a million times, and I was like, you know what? Screw it, I'm going anyway. I'm gonna go there and see what happens.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So I drove all the way to the specialist. I went into the office just to see what my chances are that they could still squeeze me in. I got there like exactly at one and I talked to the receptionist, and she's like, Yeah, after you hung up, both the dentist and his nurse went home because there was no one else for the rest of the day.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00

I was like, Oh, alright. Well then uh I guess I'll come back for my book time.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

Sunday Recovery And Editing

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So I went shopping instead. And I called my life partner. I was like, hey, you know, this was kind of a dumb situation that I got myself into. I uh contemplated lying to you and telling you that everything went well and uh not looking like an idiot, but here I am, admitting that I'm an idiot. Um yeah, I went shopping and then I went home.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Okay. It was a fun adventure. Yeah. Did you get goosebumps?

SPEAKER_03

No, uh it felt like uh it was a bug or something.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, not goosebumps, just a bug.

SPEAKER_03

Bug bumps.

SPEAKER_00

Bug bumps. Uh all right. Well that was my dentist story.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I missed my appointment.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you're gonna get it a later time.

SPEAKER_00

Next month in December. Okay. I was also supposed to get a massage today. No. No. I was supposed to get a massage today.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

But the massage lady was sick, so I had to rebook that too. Okay. So a week of disappointment and rebooks. Missed opportunities. Rebookings. Rebookings. But it is Friday. We did watch movies.

SPEAKER_03

We did.

SPEAKER_00

Can we please movie on?

SPEAKER_03

We should move on.

SPEAKER_00

We really should movie on.

SPEAKER_03

Let's move on.

SPEAKER_00

Alright. Tonight we watched another stakeout. Yes. We also watched Bird on a Wire. That was kind of a random title. But yeah, that was what we watched. You can tell me about another steak out, I think. Okay. Because we watched that first.

SPEAKER_03

We did.

SPEAKER_00

And it was on my side.

SPEAKER_03

It was on your side.

SPEAKER_00

So go ahead.

SPEAKER_03

This movie has Richard Dreyfus and Emilio Esteves. Yeah. Yeah. It's a sequel to Steakout. Uh, it also has uh Rosie O'Donnell.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah.

Work Schedules And Ongoing Fatigue

SPEAKER_03

Of course. She was there. Yeah. So this movie is about uh a witness who is on uh the run because someone wants to kill her. And uh now Richard Dreyfus and uh Emilio Esteves has uh uh they have to go undercover as uh father and son.

SPEAKER_00

With Rosie O'Neill.

SPEAKER_03

Uh yeah, with Rosie O'Donnell who plays uh Richard Dreyfus' uh wife.

SPEAKER_00

Pretend wife.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, pretend yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

In this undercover team that they are. And uh yeah, they get a little too involved with the neighbors that they are staking out and get a little close. Well, they didn't l uh Richard Rayfuss did in the last movie too, but this time not in the same way. No, no, no, no. They they they didn't go inside anyone in this time.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_03

In this one. So no. What did you think about this one?

SPEAKER_00

I enjoyed the movie. It was funny. There was something that kind of annoyed me throughout the movie, and that was Rosie O'Donnell. I don't know exactly if I'm a fan of hers. I know that she used to be funny and then she stopped being funny. Yeah. I don't even remember when she was funny.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

But I'm sh I think she was.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I think that this was during her funny her funny times. Her funny times. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

And then something happened and she stopped being funny.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

What was that?

SPEAKER_03

I think she got way too political.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. And she joined the view, right? And then that's where people go to die off, I think. Because unfortunately, Whoopi Goldberg did the same thing. Yeah. And love her, but same fate. The same thing. The only thing is that um wasn't Sharon Osborne on the view maybe at one point. Um could be wrong. I really could be wrong.

SPEAKER_02

But you could also be right.

SPEAKER_00

I could be right. I really like her though. She like she she's she's cool.

SPEAKER_03

I don't have that much uh knowledge about her. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

You know who she is though.

SPEAKER_03

I I well, I yes, I know who she is, but I don't know much about her because uh yeah, I haven't seen that much of her.

SPEAKER_00

Well, if she was on the view, and I saw her on the view, she's probably the only one who was uh possibly on the view, who I didn't start thinking less of.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Anyway, uh Rosie O'Donnell in this movie was only kind of annoying because she screams all the time. But I think that's part of her character. Character, her personality, like even as a person. Even if they asked her, can you please tone it down a bit? I don't think she would have.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

Because that's just who she is. She screams.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And I thought it was like really unnecessary uh like 90% of the time.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Which says a lot coming from an American who's also loud.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_00

What?

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You're not that loud.

SPEAKER_00

You don't think so?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

I always think I'm really loud.

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Okay.

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Or have I gotten better?

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Yeah, maybe you have.

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Maybe.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I never uh seen you as loud, but but you said so, so I just go along with that.

SPEAKER_00

I know that I'm loud. I have a loud voice.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I used to be a cheerleader. Yeah. And that's where it came from.

SPEAKER_03

You can be loud. Oh, yeah. You're not always loud.

SPEAKER_00

My gymnast would say otherwise.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I'm always loud at gymnastics. But I want everyone to hear me. Yes. It's a big room.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Off topic. Yes. The movie.

SPEAKER_00

What did you think about the movie?

SPEAKER_03

I like this one. I mean, I liked the first one and the second one uh for different reasons. Okay. I I think that this one focused more on comedy. And the team. I I feel like Emilio got more to do in this one.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Than the last one. And that's what I like about this one.

SPEAKER_00

Well, the other one was more focused on uh Richard Dreyfus.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And this one he got a little bit more, but they also wanted to get Rosie in there. But yeah, the like little side story, if you want to call it them. The pulling of the plot where it's him. Uh yeah, got him some more attention.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I I like that that uh he got more to do in this one. And but yes, this uh one uh focuses more on the comedy, I feel.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Uh and also there's a dog. There's a dog. And a cat.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. That's true. Yeah. They were there.

SPEAKER_03

So that was that.

SPEAKER_00

And a car.

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And a car.

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From Terminal Velocity.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it looked like it. Yeah. It looked like the same one. And uh could have been.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

No, I don't know. Maybe Emilio was like, hey, Charlie, you can uh borrow this one. Yeah. Because they're brothers. Yeah. So they because I I'm I'm sure they they are the one owning the car.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe.

SPEAKER_03

That's probably how it went.

SPEAKER_00

It's Charlie's personal char char car. Car is what I said, I think.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Uh yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. So do you have anything else to say about this one?

SPEAKER_00

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03

No. Uh so do you wanna talk about Bird on a Wire?

SPEAKER_00

I do.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

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Because this is a movie with Mel Gibson. I did it.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

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And Goldie Hahn, who was in the Bruce Willis movie that we watched.

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Death Becomes Her.

SPEAKER_00

Right. That one. Which was a good movie. Yeah. Uh it also had Bruce Willis. Yes. But this one has Mel Gibson and Goldie Hahn.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And we've got a theme going on tonight because in this movie, Mel Gibson is running away from people who want to kill him.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And Goldie Hahn gets involved. She knew him from a long time ago.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

And she recognized him, and he has had many different aliases throughout the years. Personality.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, witness uh witness relocation program.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he was in that. Yeah. I guess. And um yeah. There were bad guys and they beat up the bad guys. And uh yeah, I think that's what happened. Yeah. And pretty much. What did you think of the movie?

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm. Uh I love this movie. I think it's it's so good. I I I don't know how to uh this uh is so funny. I love the action, I love the uh comedy, I love uh the characters. I love the how uh bright the and colorful it is. And uh yeah, like the the last scene at the Sioux. I love that.

SPEAKER_00

With the animals?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and the backgrounds and everything. I I and the waterfall and uh Alligators. Yeah, and tigers. And tigers uh big kitties.

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Big kitties. Birds.

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There were birds and uh lizards.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so cool.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but yes, I um love it. Uh it has s uh Uh so many set pieces, it's um big uh action scenes and uh yeah. Uh I love the music.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Uh yeah, so I really love this one. It's the same director to both of these movies, by the way. But yeah, what did you think about Bird on the Wire?

SPEAKER_00

I also really liked the movie. There was a lot going on. There was a lot of animal work. Yeah. Because it wasn't just the zoo, there were more animals. There was a baby goat. Yeah. So cute. And bunnies in cages, which is not uh great, but they were there.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Cows.

SPEAKER_00

Cows. Horses. Yeah. And helicopters.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Which is also a bird, I think.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Kind of like a big dragonfly.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, the airplane. Yeah. But yeah, I enjoyed the movie. It was good. A lot happened and yeah. It was good.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I mean when we were talking about screaming, Goldie Horn can be a little bit too much with the screaming too.

SPEAKER_00

That was a another thing. Because I was thinking about that while I was watching this movie. Was that, you know, that was also kind of a theme throughout both of the movies was that she did not know how to be quiet.

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, she's supposed to be like sneaky and everything, and she's making all these noises.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Like, whoa, what are you doing? Shut your face.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Just be quiet. No need to scream at everything.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think I'd be screaming at everything.

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No.

SPEAKER_03

You probably want to be as quiet as possible.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Oh well.

SPEAKER_03

But still, I like both movies.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. They were good. Overall. Good. Anything else?

SPEAKER_03

Uh no. I feel like uh this is good.

SPEAKER_00

It's okay. Alright. Would you like to take a break?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, let's take a break.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Hello. Hello. Hello. Welcome back.

SPEAKER_03

We're back.

SPEAKER_00

We are. Um yeah. Uh I'm gonna tell you something.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know what I'm saying. I'm gonna I'm gonna start talking and then I'm gonna continue talking until I have nothing else to say.

SPEAKER_03

Maybe it l leads us in, you know, on journeys. On journeys.

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We'll see what happens.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

How are you doing?

SPEAKER_03

Good. Cool. What you doing?

SPEAKER_00

Uh sitting here. Cool. What are you up to?

SPEAKER_03

I'm also sitting.

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You're also sitting, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Talking into a microwave.

SPEAKER_00

A microwave? You shouldn't be sticking your head in the microwave.

SPEAKER_03

No, but I heard that some people do that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Some people do. And I'm not sure they come out the same person they were before they went in.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe not.

SPEAKER_00

They change. Yeah. Microphane right microphone.

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Wow.

SPEAKER_04

I thought you were gonna say microface.

SPEAKER_00

Microface. Is what happens when you stick your head to the microwave.

SPEAKER_04

You get a really tiny face.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's like your head is the same size, but all of your facial features just shrink up. And that's a microface.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Don't do that. No. Is what I'm getting to.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Gonna stop that.

SPEAKER_00

Stop doing that. I've noticed changes in my face. In your face. Uh it it's getting smaller. And at this point it just looks really weird.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. How how do you uh uh enlarge the face?

SPEAKER_00

Put your head in the oven, I think. Then everything melts. Because I think the radioactive waves it tightens everything.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

And then uh when you put your head in the oven, it m melts and relaxes.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, so you can reform it?

SPEAKER_00

Uh either the oven or uh the bathtub with water in it, not just an empty bathtub.

SPEAKER_03

Do you go straight to the freezer to make it stay the way it's supposed to after? Or no. No.

SPEAKER_00

You know like those tiny dinosaur things, like sponges, little toys, and you put it in water and they f fill up with water and get a lot bigger.

SPEAKER_03

No, but sounds cool.

SPEAKER_00

Your face is a sponge.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

That's what happens.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

SPEAKER_00

It's not the oven, it's the water.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00

I was wrong.

SPEAKER_03

So not the oven.

SPEAKER_00

Not the oven, not the freezer. You uh put your face in water.

SPEAKER_03

What if my for hours. What if my face leaks?

SPEAKER_00

Then you won't notice because your face is in water.

SPEAKER_03

Ah, okay, but you have to stay in water the the entire your entire life.

SPEAKER_00

36 hours.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. But what uh what if my face leaks after those 36 hours?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I think you'll be okay. I I've never heard of that happening.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, okay. Okay. Never heard about a leaky face.

SPEAKER_00

No, no. Unless you get emotional.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I don't.

SPEAKER_00

And then your face will shrink up again.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_00

If you get so emotional that your entire face empties out, then that's a problem.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, so you get a micro face.

SPEAKER_00

Your micro face comes back.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, okay. Then you you have to go back to the water.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. The bathtub.

SPEAKER_03

Bathtub. If you have a bathtub.

SPEAKER_00

If you have a bathtub. Otherwise the toilet works fine.

SPEAKER_04

Do you have to flood it or Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. You have to like um you know, flush it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Like as much as you possibly can for 36 hours. And then other people who live around you and share the water with you will be really upset because you used up all the water.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and when you're upset, you start to cry and Yeah, because of all the lawsuits against you. No my face is shrinking again.

SPEAKER_00

My suggestion for you is to move nearby a lake.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

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SPEAKER_00

So then you have like constant access to the water. It might be cold. You'll have problems in the winter because that freezes up.

SPEAKER_03

Like a freezer.

SPEAKER_00

Like a freezer. That's not good.

SPEAKER_03

Which is not good.

SPEAKER_00

It's not gonna help you. Okay. Um Yeah. Uh what was I saying? The lake freezes up. Yeah. And then uh it doesn't really help if you smash your head into the lake. Okay. The ice frozen lake. Okay. Um so then you have to wait until it melts. Or use the toilet. Yeah. Or someone else's toilet, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Maybe.

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SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm. Toilet at work. Yeah. Use up their water.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, sorry, it can't work. Need to think about my face.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, my face is distracting me. I need to fix this.

SPEAKER_03

Straight to the toilet.

SPEAKER_00

Yep. Just stick your face in there. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

That's why uh why all the toilet and uh at work got clogged.

SPEAKER_00

Clog because of people's faces going down the toilet.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, they needed to to fix their faces.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Because yeah. People had microfaces.

SPEAKER_00

Micro faces. I think so.

SPEAKER_03

So you got a microface there. And they're like, excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Be right back.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

In 36 hours. The toilets are constantly uh in use. And this is what happens when you stick your face in the microwave.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

These are all the people who made that mistake. Because it was probably some like trend that teenagers got into. Yeah. From TikTok. Yeah. And this is why TikTok is dangerous. We can't have it.

SPEAKER_03

No. But but we're helping.

SPEAKER_00

And roasty toasty ghosty. We are against uh microfacing.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, exactly. And uh and w we've said that people learn nothing and nothing at all from this.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Not true.

SPEAKER_00

Not always. It's not a promise that you won't learn something. Um but it's what you do with the information that you get from the podcast.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's the important part. So don't go try trying this. Don't go try. Don't go it. Don't do it. Don't go try. Not good.

SPEAKER_03

Don't go try microfacing.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_03

It's the worst trend.

SPEAKER_00

It is. It's like worse than the the bath salts.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah. Right?

SPEAKER_00

That was a thing. And the the tie pods. Tie tie pods. The detergent pods.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

They looked like candy and people were eating them.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Kids. Okay. Because of social media. Huh. And also snorting cinnamon or something.

SPEAKER_02

They did the cinnamon challenge where they took a spoon.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, they ate it, or they didn't sniff it.

SPEAKER_02

They tried to swallow it. Oh, cool.

SPEAKER_00

That's cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Should we try it?

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Like a dragon.

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Yeah, but with like brown fire.

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Yeah, it wasn't a dried-out dragon. Poor thing.

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Yeah. Didn't have enough water.

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No.

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No. Dragons shouldn't have water.

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Not if they're breathing fire.

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Right? How how does that work? What do dragons drink water? Do they?

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Do they?

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Or do they drink gasoline or something?

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Lava?

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Lava?

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Maybe gasoline, actually.

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They've got the little lighter in their throats. Yeah, they need to be fueled. Yeah. Somehow.

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Yeah.

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Right?

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I think so. Dragons drink gasoline and they eat, I don't know, ogres, I think.

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Probably.

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That's what I've heard. Ogres.

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Ogres.

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I whispered. Ogres. Ogres. No one's supposed to know about this.

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Ogurts.

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Yogurt.

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Yogurt.

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They drink gasoline and they eat yogurt. Don't tell anyone, but I know firsthand. Secrets.

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Yeah. Secrets. Roasted toasty ghost.

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Roasty toasty toasty. Good times. Good times. Um, so I think this is uh good for the second half.

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Okay, yeah. Sure. No. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Um, maybe. Just ramble. Yeah. Rambling is always fun.

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Rambo.

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Rambo is fun.

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Yeah. I like him.

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Mm-hmm. Mm. I mean we're rainbow.

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A rainbow.

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Rainbow. Because it still sounds like I say Rambo. And I say rainbow.

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Rainbow.

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You're welcome.

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Did you like it?

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Yeah.

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It's um not an original by me. That was just the cover.

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There was a cover.

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Yeah.

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I've heard the original and it's better.

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It is better. Of course. Sorry. A million times. I'm not a very good singer.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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Whatever. No, you're you calm down over there. Feelings are getting hurt. I don't care for it.

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You're gonna quit the drunk uh I'm quitting getting drunk.

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No drunk um karaoke.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, the Christmas karaoke. Yeah. Yep, I quit because I can't sing.

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Yeah.

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SPEAKER_00

I might invite my oldest to replace me if he's so good. Yeah. So much better than me. Oh my goodness. Can you believe we have 28 days? I cannot 28 days. It's like this far. This far away. This far on the map.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

If this was today and this is when we leave, it's this far. On the calendar, it's this far.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Depends on the size of the calendar. But yeah.

SPEAKER_00

My calendar is this far.

SPEAKER_03

I have a very tiny I'm micro calendar, so it's your micro face. Yeah.

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Okay.

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I had to shrink my calendar to fit my micro face.

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So you can read it properly. Okay. Um. I'm getting very excited. Good.

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Uh me too.

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I'm getting less stressed and more excited to just like go.

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Oh, that's good. I like that.

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Right now. I can't speak for like day off.

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Day off.

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Or during the duration.

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Yeah. We're gonna have uh Christmas before.

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Right before. Right before. Right before.

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Right before.

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Right before. Title Directly before we go. Will be Christmas.

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Yeah.

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Can you believe?

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No.

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Alright. That's all I had to say about that. I cannot believe. You can't believe it. Alright. That's all I had to say about that.

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Okay, Forrest Gump.

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Thank you. Is there anything else? Um about Oh, like anything.

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Excuse you.

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Thank you. I had to get it out. Sorry.

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Still not done.

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No? Hold on.

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Still going.

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Yeah?

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Don't stress it.

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Very bubbly. Alright, I think I'm good. Thank you. Um, what now? What is this? What are we doing? Was what's going on? Oh, it's time to record the podcast.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, maybe we should start now.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Uh alright. Well, that's enough of that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_00

Um, how are you feeling about this? Wow, we went through a lot.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, uh what what a story. What a story.

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What did we even what was the point of this?

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What a journey.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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You know, it was a little bit of everything. It was even fantasy in there.

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So Yeah. I was a fan. I enjoyed it.

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Yeah, I'm not a big fan of fantasy, but this one, it's up there.

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It was exciting.

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Yeah. Oh. I've I talked to people uh about fantasy at work.

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Okay.

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And I'm I'm like, yeah, I'm not a big fan, and they're like, I like Harry Potter and Lord of the Wells. And and I'm like, I'm not a big fan. And they're like, yeah, but I'm not I don't like the Narnia.

SPEAKER_00

I'm like, I kinda like Narnia. So what's the difference? I haven't really seen Narnia.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Uh I don't know. Um I think that uh Narnia I watched uh when I was younger.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

So that's probably the probably probably the difference.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

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So I I I don't know. I I I like the you know, they walk into a closet, a walk-in closet.

SPEAKER_00

Wow. Uh I've heard those are very fancy.

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Yeah.

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Only fancy people have one of those.

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I heard good things about those.

SPEAKER_00

You know where Superman came from? A walk-in closet.

SPEAKER_03

Oh. So he came out from the closet?

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As Superman. Be yourself.

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Yeah.

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Is the moral of that story.

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Yeah.

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Also Narnia.

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Yeah. What did they do? They went into another world.

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Oh.

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Narnia.

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That could also happen if you walk into a walking closet.

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Yeah.

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Magic.

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Yeah, maybe I should try that.

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Maybe.

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Yeah, and they uh in that world they meet like a lion and p other creatures.

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Lion, the is it a wizard? Is there a wizard? It's not the lion, the some the wardrobe and the witchcraft.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, something like that.

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Witch and the lion. Or something. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I I I I'm just thinking about the Swedish title, and I'm like, Hexanole Jonat has something. And that's the witch and the lion, but uh I I'm not sure.

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Okay.

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But uh yeah. I only saw the first movie though of the Narnia.

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Alright.

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So I I do want to see the other ones.

SPEAKER_00

We will. Yes. At some point. There's supposed to be a fourth one.

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Yeah, but they never m make that.

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They never make it.

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No. They don't wanna.

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They think about it, I'm sure, every day. Should we make this? And then they're like, nah.

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It's like the fourth rush hour. They've been talking about that for over ten years.

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Yeah.

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Um, and um same with the Shanghai 3.

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Yeah.

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I think they had even a title Shanghai Dawn.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I heard that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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And then no, they're not they're not doing it.

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No, that's too bad.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Development help.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

That's where it's stuck.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. How do you feel about this episode?

SPEAKER_03

Uh I feel it was uh weird.

SPEAKER_00

I feel like we've touched pretty much every topic we could uh think of.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Um which are you out of sips?

SPEAKER_03

You know what? I am. But I can I can try to be even more out of sips.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, done.

SPEAKER_00

I'm all out of sips.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and me too. And that means we're all out of episode.

SPEAKER_00

So while we reach the end of the episode, Matias. Very important question. I have to know. What is ruining your life right now?

SPEAKER_03

Um, yeah, I I have to I'm gonna do the simple thing and say that it's my uh fatigue. Tiredness.

SPEAKER_00

Big word.

SPEAKER_03

Is is that uh correct?

SPEAKER_00

That is correct.

SPEAKER_03

Good. Fatigue.

SPEAKER_00

Very fancy. Fancy word for exhausted.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Fatias.

SPEAKER_00

That's mean. You can't say that.

SPEAKER_03

It's kind of funny though.

SPEAKER_00

It's it's funny, but you can't say that. Fatigas. Vatigas.

SPEAKER_04

Vaginas? No.

SPEAKER_00

Vaginas. Hello, my name is Veginas.

SPEAKER_03

I'm tired. Yeah. Uh okay. What fajitas. Oh yeah. That's fajitas.

SPEAKER_00

Um it's uh Mexican food. Fajitas, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, I've I've heard of it.

SPEAKER_00

Your name is Fajita.

SPEAKER_03

It's and also mojito.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Also known as mosquitoes.

SPEAKER_03

Ah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Uh anyway, what you're tired.

SPEAKER_03

Fatigue.

SPEAKER_00

Fatigue.

SPEAKER_03

I'm fatigued.

Break And Surreal Microface Rabbit Hole

SPEAKER_00

Mmm. Intrigued.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but no. No. I'm tired, so I'm fatigued.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. Alright. Alright, alright.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I I I I I fixed that word. You didn't. You you said it and it's here now.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, now it's here.

SPEAKER_00

We all heard it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you're welcome.

SPEAKER_00

You heard it here first, folks. Folks. Folks. You have to pronounce that L. Folks. Folks. Uh Matias is tired.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, I am. Uh what's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_00

My life is being ruined because I don't know. I um uh I have homework. Homework is ruining my life. Also, um, I don't have a gym card, so I'm not moving that much. I I have no excuse not to move so much because I have a treadmill behind me. So I could do my homework while on the treadmill.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you could do your work at at home. Home workout.

SPEAKER_00

My homework. Oh, that's good. I need to add that to my schedule. Home workout.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Um, I just d I haven't felt like it. I don't wanna. I don't wanna I don't wanna. Um, I'll do better, I think. I hope.

SPEAKER_03

You should.

SPEAKER_00

I'm I'm I should do better. Yeah. I really should do better. I also have all the stress of this trip um on my mind, but it goes in waves. Like one minute, I'm like, oh my god, I'm so excited. We're gonna go on this super amazing trip, and it's gonna be so fun, and all the things that I'm gonna do, and all the things I'm gonna see, and people I'm gonna talk to, and I'm gonna go into stores, and I'm also gonna eat food. Yeah. I'm really excited, but also there's like worst-case scenarios going through my head. My kids don't get along, and we're gonna be going on a road trip. Not just a road trip. We're going to be flying as well. I don't know how they're gonna respond to flight.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. We're gonna talk about this more in coming episodes. Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, we are.

SPEAKER_03

Um, but yeah, um I'm right now I feel like this trip is uh uh for for me, for some reason it feels like meh. No, no, no. It feels more like this is just uh imaginary. We don't have to be a big thing. It's not gonna happen. No, we're not gonna go on a trip.

SPEAKER_00

It's weird owl all over again. Yeah. Like, yeah, sure, we keep talking about this, but it's not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

We're not gonna meet that guy. Yeah. And then we did.

SPEAKER_03

So the it's gonna be like that. I um the entire time. No, until we're there. Okay. You know, uh when we're at the airport, that's probably when I get mm gonna get nervous.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's when it hits.

SPEAKER_03

Right now, I don't uh it's not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_00

So your only job at the airport is to follow my instructions.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Uh follow me and take care of a kid. Take care of my daughter. Make sure that she's within your sight at all times.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she's my responsibility.

SPEAKER_00

Can you handle that?

SPEAKER_03

I'll try.

SPEAKER_00

If you lose her, I won't get that upset.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

One less to worry about.

SPEAKER_03

It's okay.

SPEAKER_00

No, I love her. Don't lose her. No, I'll don't hurt her.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

Um if you hurt her, she's allowed to hurt you back.

SPEAKER_03

That might hurt.

SPEAKER_00

It might, but that's what you get. Yeah. You get what you give.

SPEAKER_03

What if she hurts me first?

SPEAKER_00

Am I Be a big person like you are and don't hit her back. Exactly. Exactly. Be a big person, don't hit her back. Be like, that's not okay. Don't do that.

SPEAKER_03

Big big people can hit back.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Uh Matias. Matthias, Matthias. Matthias. Um Fatias. Fatias. Fatigas. Um Would you like to wrap this up?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, let's wrap this up.

SPEAKER_00

Finally. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my gosh. Let's wrap this up then.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Thank you for listening to whatever the heck this was. Um, it was fun.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it was some kind of episode.

SPEAKER_00

Hopefully you learned something. Um don't stick your face in the microwave, is one thing.

SPEAKER_03

Exactly. And uh don't uh give uh dragons water.

SPEAKER_00

Right. They won't care for it.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_00

They will get hydrated. Yeah. They don't want that.

SPEAKER_01

No, that's not good. So much smoke.

SPEAKER_00

So much smoke. Aww. Um, alright. Join us on December 13th for a live Mad Libs, drunk Christmas karaoke live mad libs.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Uh, in which we sing and we drink and we have a good time. Yeah. And we rewrite the Christmas classics. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I am so good. Um, be there. It'll be fun on Twitch. Uh you can find information like literally anywhere I write things.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Lilr.

SPEAKER_00

Lily. Lully.

SPEAKER_04

You know.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly. We will be back with a brand new episode that is hopefully better than this one.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I I think we set the bar pretty low now, so Good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Good.

SPEAKER_03

So n next uh week it's gonna be like a walk in the park.

SPEAKER_00

Future episodes will be better than this one.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah. Um we promise.

SPEAKER_00

And that will come out on Tuesday, as usual.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

I have oh, I have fan mail. I am so sorry. I have to make a huge apologize. Apologize. A huge apologize to uh our fans. Fan.

SPEAKER_03

You said fans as in plural.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god, I know. Um uh we got fan mail was what I was trying to say.

SPEAKER_03

The fan mail.

SPEAKER_00

The fan mail. Several though. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Um but just the one person.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm. Cool.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Yeah, I got one fan mail last week, uh, or two weeks ago even, and then another one for last episode. Uh, I forgot to read it.

SPEAKER_01

Hmm.

SPEAKER_00

The first one. Yeah. Okay, so uh this one was written on November 19th.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

From our favorite listener, Heather, my sister.

SPEAKER_03

Yes. Hello, Heather. Hello.

SPEAKER_00

She said, This year's Thanksgiving meal consists of a brined turkey with rosemary and garlic that my husband makes, which is never dry and oh so tasty. And I do the sides and desserts, which are baked Brussels sprouts with prochato and shallots, buttery mashed potatoes, homemade cranberry sauce, biscuits, gravy, an apple cranberry pie, and a pumpkin pie. Alright.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, sounds very fancy.

SPEAKER_00

Very fancy. Um yeah. Alright, well that's that's cool. It sounds mostly good. Um yeah, cool. I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I hope so too.

SPEAKER_00

I've been really bad at calling, and I'm sorry. Uh November 25th, which was a couple days ago.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

She wrote, uh, I think this is for you. Okay. You got mail.

SPEAKER_03

Uh for me.

SPEAKER_00

For you. Okay. I'm assuming. Uh most of the time, when you're giving the summaries of movies, I have no idea what you're talking about because I don't know actor names. But some of the movies you talk about I haven't seen. So even if you said the character names, I still wouldn't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Alright.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

That was exciting.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Uh that's something I have to work on.

SPEAKER_00

I'm not sure how you could improve. Uh, we can't improve her uh knowledge on movies.

SPEAKER_03

But so I say okay, yeah, I say character names. Maybe I should stick with the actor names. If that helps.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. Uh I don't know if it makes a difference.

SPEAKER_03

No, if you're confused about my uh summaries, uh I advise you to go to IMDb.

SPEAKER_00

Or watch the movie.

SPEAKER_03

Watch the movie or go to IMDB and look up the characters and the actors who play the characters. And there you have it.

SPEAKER_00

There's your answers. Matias, he has all the answers.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah. I am DB.

SPEAKER_00

You are DB. The best. I am the best.

SPEAKER_03

I am the best.

SPEAKER_00

The best. Okay. Uh thank you for your fan mail. Send in some more. Uh let us know your thoughts and stuff. And we will read it on the next episode.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

Travel Countdown And Pre-Trip Jitters

SPEAKER_00

I'm done here. I'm just gonna say it straight up. Um I'm gonna thank you one more time for listening and join our live man limbs, and we'll be back next week and have a good life.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, that's that sounds good.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_03

Alright.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, bye.

SPEAKER_03

Bye bye.

SPEAKER_00

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And we'll be back with another one next Tuesday on a podcast provider near you.

SPEAKER_00

Goodbye, Matthias.

SPEAKER_03

Goodbye, Lauren.