Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
#157: Can You Believe?
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In which Lauren & Mattias ramble on about whatever comes up in their heads. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as heavy toes and face sponges.
Content:
- Opening
- Heavy toes
- Weekly check in
- Bunnies
- Thanksgiving
- Dentist stories
- Movie on!
- Another Stakeout
- Bird On A Wire
- Intermission
- Ramblon
- MicroFace
- Dragon secrets
- Rambo Rainbow
- Fantasy, Narnia, & Superman
- Wrap up
- What's ruining our lives
- Fan Mail
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No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.
Cold Open And Banter Sparks
SPEAKER_04In a world where everything is unscripted, this is roasty, toasty, roasty.
SPEAKER_00We're new conversation.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh, look, we're recording.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Should we like start this?
SPEAKER_03Maybe we should.
SPEAKER_00Would you like to open this up?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, maybe we should.
SPEAKER_00Not acting at all whatsoever.
SPEAKER_03No, we're not good at that.
SPEAKER_00Two, three, go. Bam. Oh my goodness. I can participate today.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it was a good one.
SPEAKER_00That was a good one. Yeah. I don't know what it's called.
SPEAKER_03Synchronization.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Can opening snappy noisy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Slurp.
SPEAKER_03Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghostie. My name is Matias.
SPEAKER_00I'm Lauren.
SPEAKER_03Yes, you are. And we're gonna That was aggressive.
SPEAKER_00Sorry.
SPEAKER_03Yes, you are. I'm very aggressive. We're gonna be your besties for an hour or so.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And uh how are you doing?
SPEAKER_00I am doing good.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Thank you for asking. It means a lot. It shows that you care. Yeah. You are compassionate and you're not gonna say anything.
SPEAKER_03And supportive.
SPEAKER_00You are supportive. You are currently supporting uh at least 25% of my body weight.
SPEAKER_04Your toes.
SPEAKER_00My toes. 25%. You have no idea how heavy my toes are.
SPEAKER_04Heavy toes.
SPEAKER_00Heavy toes. Uh you already have heavy pants. So we can't have heavy toes.
SPEAKER_03No. Well, that was about me.
SPEAKER_00That was about you. This one's about me. Yeah. Heavy toes. This is the podcast in which you will probably not learn anything at all.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, probably. Yeah. You never know though.
SPEAKER_00No. You might learn something today.
SPEAKER_03Maybe.
SPEAKER_00We'll see what happens.
SPEAKER_03We'll see.
Baby Bunny In The IKEA Shelf
SPEAKER_00We'll see. We'll see. Okay, Matias, let's talk about the week.
SPEAKER_03Uh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00But I want to start.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You can't say anything right now.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00Because right after we recorded last week, it was on a Friday.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Right afterwards, my life partner came home with a baby bunny.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So we have a baby bunny. It was a really random idea that he had. He was bored, I'm pretty sure. And he uh wanted to turn a portion of the shelf next to his computer desk into a little bunny apartment. It's a studio, it's only one room.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But uh he was like, I'm gonna get the smallest bunny ever and put it in the shelf.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00He removed a couple of the you know shelf walls because it's one of those uh square uh from IKEA. Yeah. I don't know how to explain this. No. Help?
SPEAKER_03Uh uh uh No.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03I don't know.
SPEAKER_00It's Kalax. Kalax.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Kalax.
SPEAKER_03Sure.
SPEAKER_00That's what it's called.
SPEAKER_03Okay, I didn't know that.
SPEAKER_00It's like a bunch of square bookshelves.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's uh it's almost like um big uh chess board.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, like the tic-tac-toe. Yeah, uh yeah, anyway. So it took away a couple of the walls.
SPEAKER_03It's a tic-tac-toe shelf.
SPEAKER_00Tic-tac-toe shelf. Yeah. And um, so this bunny is living there now. She's a tiny little snowball.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Did she get three in a row?
SPEAKER_00No, I don't think so.
SPEAKER_03Just two.
SPEAKER_00Just the two. Yeah, I'm too sorry. She lost.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So yeah. We have another bunny now.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And it was his idea.
SPEAKER_03Not the bunnies.
SPEAKER_00The bunny was his idea.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but yeah, but it uh it sounded like you meant uh it was the bunny's idea.
SPEAKER_00It was her idea too. Yeah. She was like, you bring me home.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And that's that's what happened. No, he's like always been so against all the animals. He's like allergic. Yeah. My life partner is allergic to the the fur, and he wanted another bunny. So it was really weird, really random, and of course I pushed him to do it. So supported, not pushed. I was supportive because when your life partner wants another bunny, you support them.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00And not say, no, there's too many animals. I don't like a zoo. Not being passive aggressive or anything.
SPEAKER_03No, no, no, no. Not you. Not me.
SPEAKER_00No, no, no.
SPEAKER_03Never.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. Did you ask me how I was doing?
SPEAKER_00I don't care.
SPEAKER_03No, okay. Sorry. It's okay. Uh Saturday. Saturday?
SPEAKER_00How are you doing?
SPEAKER_03Saturday.
SPEAKER_00Okay. I'm good. Are you still recovering from Saturday? Um you don't even know what we did.
SPEAKER_03I know what we did, but I don't know what recovering from what.
SPEAKER_00We were drinking.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but that that I didn't feel that much.
SPEAKER_00No, good.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I mean I it's not like I had uh a hangover or anything.
SPEAKER_00I didn't have that much of a hangover.
SPEAKER_03I usually don't.
SPEAKER_00The next morning was okay. I felt fine. But like as the day went on, I uh I was getting really tired and groggy. I didn't really want to do anything.
SPEAKER_03Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Tell me about Saturday. How did your Saturday go?
SPEAKER_03My Saturday went well. I took the bus, right?
SPEAKER_00I wasn't there.
SPEAKER_03Yes, I did.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03And then I uh walked here from the bus. Mm-hmm and uh yeah I hung out here. And we were you were uh cooking. Yep. And we were watching old uh uh Thanksgiving parades on your iPad.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Oh yeah, I uh found a playlist on YouTube with the Macy's Day Thanksgiving parades from like 1924, I believe was the first year.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00And then it was supposed to progress until the current or most recent one. I don't know how far we got. Last I checked, we were like at n 50 Yeah, I mean 50 something.
SPEAKER_03I think we at least got into the sixties or seventies.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03At least when I had last watched it.
SPEAKER_00Okay. I don't know. It died at some point. We didn't get through all of the videos. No. But I was cooking, so I was only half watching.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
Early Thanksgiving Party Setup
SPEAKER_00And you came over and then other people showed up and people were complaining because they arrived.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you hadn't been drunk.
SPEAKER_00I hadn't even started drinking yet.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00We were celebrating Thanksgiving, by the way. Did not mention that.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00But uh it was an early Thanksgiving, and I didn't start drinking until people were showing up.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Which was really weird.
SPEAKER_03And then we started drinking and got uh drunk. Yeah, drunk pretty fast.
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_03Felt like uh and we watched the movie that I always do.
SPEAKER_00Planes, trains, and automobiles.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00Automobiles.
SPEAKER_03Out of beals.
SPEAKER_00Out of beals. And oh my goodness, this movie gives me like anxiety.
SPEAKER_03Really? Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00Um based off of you know the fact that we are going to take a pretty big trip soon. And every single bad scenario in this movie, I have at least once thought this is going to happen to us.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But hopefully it goes by.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. We're gonna talk about that in the futures.
SPEAKER_00The future.
SPEAKER_03In the futures.
SPEAKER_00Futures. Yes.
SPEAKER_03But uh, like we said, we were drunk. Yes. So I did not really pay much attention to the movie.
SPEAKER_00I don't think anyone did. There was one person who was actually trying to watch, but we kept pausing the movie, and he didn't care for it.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00He was like you on regular movie nights.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, no, I uh I I I was I was too drunk to to care.
SPEAKER_00I think a lot of us had fun anyway. And then we played games. Yes, we had a lot of people there.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we ate and then we played games.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03We yes, like you said, we had a lot of people there.
SPEAKER_00I don't think I've ever had so many people at my Thanksgiving than this year.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. How many were we?
SPEAKER_00At least 17.
SPEAKER_03We were 17.
SPEAKER_00Ish.
SPEAKER_03Even though one didn't come over.
SPEAKER_00Approximately 17. There were yeah, it must have been 17 because two people showed up who I wasn't expecting.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00But it was fun.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I liked the people.
SPEAKER_03I did too. And uh yeah, we played uh Cards Against Humanity. That one.
SPEAKER_00And uh we played the big movie quiz that we have played a couple times on the podcast.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_00And then uh some people left, but we were still up.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And uh we played Exploding Kittens right before bed. At that point I was like kind of dead. Yeah. I was ready to sleep.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I thought it was uh kind of fun with the movie quiz thing to show off.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I know. I saw.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Maybe we should go live sometime and you just go through the entire deck.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I'll ask you the questions so that you can answer them.
SPEAKER_03Maybe.
SPEAKER_00Wouldn't that be fun?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00We'd have at least three of those events sometime next year. We'll spread it out.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I was uh more like thinking uh to uh if we could have lice uh like no like statistics to see how much of it I actually know.
SPEAKER_00Yep. Yep, I think I can fix that. Yeah. Yeah. If it's uh something for 2026 to look forward to. The big movie quiz. Yeah. See what Matias knows. Alright. So that was Thanksgiving. Yeah. Saturday. Sunday for me was cleaning all day and being tired in the evening. I managed to talk my daughter out of going to gymnastics. Um I also did not go to gymnastics because I wanted to edit and not go anywhere.
Getting Drunk And Classic Movie Anxiety
SPEAKER_03I also edited, but did I do anything else? I d I'm not sure. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00Uh you went home. You slept you slept over. Yeah, that's true. And then you took the bus home and you edited for the rest of the day. Just as I did. Yeah. After I cleaned. And then the week?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, what happened?
SPEAKER_00I happened this week.
SPEAKER_03I worked day this week and I've been so tired the uh this entire week. Entired week.
SPEAKER_00Entired week. You haven't been hungover though.
SPEAKER_03No, just tired.
SPEAKER_00Just tired. Yeah. That would suck if the hangover lasted the entire week.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. No, the i it's the day weeks, uh working days uh you know, after uh one week of evening shifts. The it's it's uh it's so tiresome. Yeah. Working days. Evening shifts uh work better for me. But that's not uh not uh surprising because I'm a night person. Yeah. That makes sense.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Let's see. What have I done this week? This week's been kind of uh an off week for me. I haven't moved as much as I usually do.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00I've had lots of homework. Like it feels like a lot of my pretty much all of my free time has been going towards homework this week. I've been stressed like crazy over all of that and getting things done in time, cleaning up the the apartment and stuff.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I worked an extra day this week.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00I did. I got asked to work on Wednesday. Originally, my boss asked me to work on Tuesday, and then he was like, no, changed my mind, don't need you. And then on Tuesday, he was like, I actually need you on Wednesday. I was like, Are you sure? He's like, Yeah, I promise. So I worked on Wednesday and I saw you on Monday. I picked you up from work and I brought you home and I got a treasure chest. Yo, yeah, trasher I got a chest from you, an old wooden box.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I put my recyclables in there now.
SPEAKER_03So it's a trasher chest.
SPEAKER_00It's a trasher chest. It works nicely, it looks nice. It doesn't look like there's trash all over the place. All the trash is hidden in a giant wooden box.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And that's where trash belongs, I think. And this is yet another piece of furniture that I've just kind of taken from you.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Well, we asked you to take it.
SPEAKER_00It's the same with this table.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Well, please take this. We asked you to take it. The rest of the week, that that was pretty much it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. But I went to the dentist today.
SPEAKER_00You did. Oh, I've got to tell you a story. But do you want to tell me about your dentist story? And then I'm gonna tell you about my dentist story.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Uh I went to the dentist and they said, Wow.
SPEAKER_01Wow.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_03I've seen enough. Uh you can close your mouth and just get out of here. That's worked.
SPEAKER_00Nice of them.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. So I assume it was good.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Yep, I've seen what I needed to see. Okay, bye.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_03That was my story.
SPEAKER_00That was your story.
Games Night With Seventeen Guests
SPEAKER_03Yeah, then then I went to the burger place and ate uh a lot of cheese. Burger and cheese, uh, everything cheese.
SPEAKER_00Everything had cheese except for your drink. I noticed there was a lack of cheese. Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_03I was thinking about that. Walking towards the bus stop. I'm like, could they make a cheese drink?
SPEAKER_00Melted cheese. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Or like cheese flavored drink.
SPEAKER_02Milkshake?
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Kinda gross. Yeah. Kinda gross. Kinda. Kinda gross.
SPEAKER_03Maybe not.
SPEAKER_00I'm not sure. I'm I want to try it.
SPEAKER_03No. Okay. Tell me your story.
SPEAKER_00Okay, so yesterday was Thursday. Okay. And I had a dentist appointment.
SPEAKER_03Really?
SPEAKER_00I did. Okay, so I've been trying to uh get my teeth fixed because a long time ago when I was a teenager, I had braces and they fixed my teeth and everything was nice. And um then I had them taken off and I had like a retainer with a plastic thing around my teeth, at least when I slept. And then soon after I first visited Sweden. So I had like just graduated high school, and I came here and I was like, I don't need this anymore. I'm fine, everything's fine. And then fast forward to today, 13 years later, or this has been going on for like a few years, but I'm just now doing something about it. But I wake up in the morning and my teeth feel like they've been moving around. Like like it feels like they loosen up because like I can kind of wiggle my teeth in the morning. And then throughout the day it like solidifies a bit. I don't know. I I that's the best way I can describe it. So I can feel that my teeth have been moving around, like kind of back to where they were to begin with.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And it's become a problem because I keep chewing on my cheek. You know, the inside of my cheek. Oh yeah. I keep chewing on my lip.
SPEAKER_03Because I asked if you wanted gum the other week. I can't have gum anymore. No.
SPEAKER_00Because I keep chomping on the inside of my cheek. And it hurts. No, no, it hurts. And like it got to the point where I kept doing it and it got really annoying because it hurts so bad and I was bleeding all the time. And so I just can't chew gum anymore because my teeth are out of place. So uh in town we recently got a new dentist office and I was looking at their website and they uh support putting in like Invisalign.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Not entirely sure what it is, but I'm assuming it's kind of like the retainer I had after my braces. And I was like, I want one of those so I can fix my teeth problem. So I went in there uh a couple of weeks ago, and they were like, Yeah, I think that we can do something about this, but we're gonna send you to a specialist.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, near my uh near my dentist.
SPEAKER_00Right, exactly. And so I was thinking, okay, cool, we'll book that and I'll go there and they can uh write up a plan for me.
SPEAKER_03Sigh.
SPEAKER_00Big sigh, because I was pretty sure the dentist I saw told me that I was getting booked for a cleaning before I went to the specialist.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00So Thursday, yesterday, I went to the dentist here in town, and I stood there. I was like, I'm pretty sure I have a time here today. And then my phone started ringing, and it was the specialist.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00Who's half an hour away?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00And I'm like, Yes, hello. I just now realized that I'm in the wrong dentist office. Oh like, uh, is there any way that you can see me later on today? And she was like, Oh yeah, we have a time in like an hour. And I was like, in an hour, I have to pick up sick child from school.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So I was like, I I need to rebook for another time. She's like, Okay, and we rebooked for another time. But then I got back home and I uh told my life partner about it, and I was like, maybe Sick Child's grandmother could pick up sick child from school.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because we were watching a dog yesterday as well. And the dog can't go to the school and he can't be left alone either.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00Or else he's gonna freak out. So I got grandmother to get sick child so I could go to the specialist anyway at one o'clock. So I get to the car and I call the specialist, it goes straight to voicemail. Like, oh my god, really? You're gonna call me, and then like I have no way to call you back. I called like a million times, and I was like, you know what? Screw it, I'm going anyway. I'm gonna go there and see what happens.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So I drove all the way to the specialist. I went into the office just to see what my chances are that they could still squeeze me in. I got there like exactly at one and I talked to the receptionist, and she's like, Yeah, after you hung up, both the dentist and his nurse went home because there was no one else for the rest of the day.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00I was like, Oh, alright. Well then uh I guess I'll come back for my book time.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
Sunday Recovery And Editing
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So I went shopping instead. And I called my life partner. I was like, hey, you know, this was kind of a dumb situation that I got myself into. I uh contemplated lying to you and telling you that everything went well and uh not looking like an idiot, but here I am, admitting that I'm an idiot. Um yeah, I went shopping and then I went home.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Okay. It was a fun adventure. Yeah. Did you get goosebumps?
SPEAKER_03No, uh it felt like uh it was a bug or something.
SPEAKER_00Oh, not goosebumps, just a bug.
SPEAKER_03Bug bumps.
SPEAKER_00Bug bumps. Uh all right. Well that was my dentist story.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00I missed my appointment.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you're gonna get it a later time.
SPEAKER_00Next month in December. Okay. I was also supposed to get a massage today. No. No. I was supposed to get a massage today.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But the massage lady was sick, so I had to rebook that too. Okay. So a week of disappointment and rebooks. Missed opportunities. Rebookings. Rebookings. But it is Friday. We did watch movies.
SPEAKER_03We did.
SPEAKER_00Can we please movie on?
SPEAKER_03We should move on.
SPEAKER_00We really should movie on.
SPEAKER_03Let's move on.
SPEAKER_00Alright. Tonight we watched another stakeout. Yes. We also watched Bird on a Wire. That was kind of a random title. But yeah, that was what we watched. You can tell me about another steak out, I think. Okay. Because we watched that first.
SPEAKER_03We did.
SPEAKER_00And it was on my side.
SPEAKER_03It was on your side.
SPEAKER_00So go ahead.
SPEAKER_03This movie has Richard Dreyfus and Emilio Esteves. Yeah. Yeah. It's a sequel to Steakout. Uh, it also has uh Rosie O'Donnell.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah.
Work Schedules And Ongoing Fatigue
SPEAKER_03Of course. She was there. Yeah. So this movie is about uh a witness who is on uh the run because someone wants to kill her. And uh now Richard Dreyfus and uh Emilio Esteves has uh uh they have to go undercover as uh father and son.
SPEAKER_00With Rosie O'Neill.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, with Rosie O'Donnell who plays uh Richard Dreyfus' uh wife.
SPEAKER_00Pretend wife.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, pretend yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03In this undercover team that they are. And uh yeah, they get a little too involved with the neighbors that they are staking out and get a little close. Well, they didn't l uh Richard Rayfuss did in the last movie too, but this time not in the same way. No, no, no, no. They they they didn't go inside anyone in this time.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_03In this one. So no. What did you think about this one?
SPEAKER_00I enjoyed the movie. It was funny. There was something that kind of annoyed me throughout the movie, and that was Rosie O'Donnell. I don't know exactly if I'm a fan of hers. I know that she used to be funny and then she stopped being funny. Yeah. I don't even remember when she was funny.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00But I'm sh I think she was.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I think that this was during her funny her funny times. Her funny times. Okay.
SPEAKER_00And then something happened and she stopped being funny.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00What was that?
SPEAKER_03I think she got way too political.
SPEAKER_00Okay. And she joined the view, right? And then that's where people go to die off, I think. Because unfortunately, Whoopi Goldberg did the same thing. Yeah. And love her, but same fate. The same thing. The only thing is that um wasn't Sharon Osborne on the view maybe at one point. Um could be wrong. I really could be wrong.
SPEAKER_02But you could also be right.
SPEAKER_00I could be right. I really like her though. She like she she's she's cool.
SPEAKER_03I don't have that much uh knowledge about her. Okay.
SPEAKER_00You know who she is though.
SPEAKER_03I I well, I yes, I know who she is, but I don't know much about her because uh yeah, I haven't seen that much of her.
SPEAKER_00Well, if she was on the view, and I saw her on the view, she's probably the only one who was uh possibly on the view, who I didn't start thinking less of.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Anyway, uh Rosie O'Donnell in this movie was only kind of annoying because she screams all the time. But I think that's part of her character. Character, her personality, like even as a person. Even if they asked her, can you please tone it down a bit? I don't think she would have.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00Because that's just who she is. She screams.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I thought it was like really unnecessary uh like 90% of the time.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Which says a lot coming from an American who's also loud.
SPEAKER_03Okay, yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_00What?
SPEAKER_03You're not that loud.
SPEAKER_00You don't think so?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00I always think I'm really loud.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Or have I gotten better?
Extra Shifts And The Trasher Chest
SPEAKER_03Yeah, maybe you have.
SPEAKER_00Maybe.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I never uh seen you as loud, but but you said so, so I just go along with that.
SPEAKER_00I know that I'm loud. I have a loud voice.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I used to be a cheerleader. Yeah. And that's where it came from.
SPEAKER_03You can be loud. Oh, yeah. You're not always loud.
SPEAKER_00My gymnast would say otherwise.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00I'm always loud at gymnastics. But I want everyone to hear me. Yes. It's a big room.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03Off topic. Yes. The movie.
SPEAKER_00What did you think about the movie?
SPEAKER_03I like this one. I mean, I liked the first one and the second one uh for different reasons. Okay. I I think that this one focused more on comedy. And the team. I I feel like Emilio got more to do in this one.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Than the last one. And that's what I like about this one.
SPEAKER_00Well, the other one was more focused on uh Richard Dreyfus.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And this one he got a little bit more, but they also wanted to get Rosie in there. But yeah, the like little side story, if you want to call it them. The pulling of the plot where it's him. Uh yeah, got him some more attention.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I I like that that uh he got more to do in this one. And but yes, this uh one uh focuses more on the comedy, I feel.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh and also there's a dog. There's a dog. And a cat.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. That's true. Yeah. They were there.
SPEAKER_03So that was that.
SPEAKER_00And a car.
SPEAKER_03And a car.
SPEAKER_00From Terminal Velocity.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it looked like it. Yeah. It looked like the same one. And uh could have been.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03No, I don't know. Maybe Emilio was like, hey, Charlie, you can uh borrow this one. Yeah. Because they're brothers. Yeah. So they because I I'm I'm sure they they are the one owning the car.
SPEAKER_00Maybe.
SPEAKER_03That's probably how it went.
SPEAKER_00It's Charlie's personal char char car. Car is what I said, I think.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Uh yeah. Anyway.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. So do you have anything else to say about this one?
SPEAKER_00I don't think so.
SPEAKER_03No. Uh so do you wanna talk about Bird on a Wire?
SPEAKER_00I do.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_00Because this is a movie with Mel Gibson. I did it.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
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SPEAKER_00And Goldie Hahn, who was in the Bruce Willis movie that we watched.
SPEAKER_03Death Becomes Her.
SPEAKER_00Right. That one. Which was a good movie. Yeah. Uh it also had Bruce Willis. Yes. But this one has Mel Gibson and Goldie Hahn.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And we've got a theme going on tonight because in this movie, Mel Gibson is running away from people who want to kill him.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And Goldie Hahn gets involved. She knew him from a long time ago.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_00And she recognized him, and he has had many different aliases throughout the years. Personality.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, witness uh witness relocation program.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, he was in that. Yeah. I guess. And um yeah. There were bad guys and they beat up the bad guys. And uh yeah, I think that's what happened. Yeah. And pretty much. What did you think of the movie?
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm. Uh I love this movie. I think it's it's so good. I I I don't know how to uh this uh is so funny. I love the action, I love the uh comedy, I love uh the characters. I love the how uh bright the and colorful it is. And uh yeah, like the the last scene at the Sioux. I love that.
SPEAKER_00With the animals?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and the backgrounds and everything. I I and the waterfall and uh Alligators. Yeah, and tigers. And tigers uh big kitties.
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SPEAKER_00Big kitties. Birds.
SPEAKER_03There were birds and uh lizards.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so cool.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but yes, I um love it. Uh it has s uh Uh so many set pieces, it's um big uh action scenes and uh yeah. Uh I love the music.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, so I really love this one. It's the same director to both of these movies, by the way. But yeah, what did you think about Bird on the Wire?
SPEAKER_00I also really liked the movie. There was a lot going on. There was a lot of animal work. Yeah. Because it wasn't just the zoo, there were more animals. There was a baby goat. Yeah. So cute. And bunnies in cages, which is not uh great, but they were there.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Cows.
SPEAKER_00Cows. Horses. Yeah. And helicopters.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Which is also a bird, I think.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Kind of like a big dragonfly.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, the airplane. Yeah. But yeah, I enjoyed the movie. It was good. A lot happened and yeah. It was good.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I mean when we were talking about screaming, Goldie Horn can be a little bit too much with the screaming too.
SPEAKER_00That was a another thing. Because I was thinking about that while I was watching this movie. Was that, you know, that was also kind of a theme throughout both of the movies was that she did not know how to be quiet.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00I mean, she's supposed to be like sneaky and everything, and she's making all these noises.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like, whoa, what are you doing? Shut your face.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Just be quiet. No need to scream at everything.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00I don't think I'd be screaming at everything.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03You probably want to be as quiet as possible.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Oh well.
SPEAKER_03But still, I like both movies.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. They were good. Overall. Good. Anything else?
SPEAKER_03Uh no. I feel like uh this is good.
SPEAKER_00It's okay. Alright. Would you like to take a break?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, let's take a break.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Hello. Hello. Hello. Welcome back.
SPEAKER_03We're back.
SPEAKER_00We are. Um yeah. Uh I'm gonna tell you something.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00I don't know what I'm saying. I'm gonna I'm gonna start talking and then I'm gonna continue talking until I have nothing else to say.
SPEAKER_03Maybe it l leads us in, you know, on journeys. On journeys.
SPEAKER_00We'll see what happens.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00How are you doing?
SPEAKER_03Good. Cool. What you doing?
SPEAKER_00Uh sitting here. Cool. What are you up to?
SPEAKER_03I'm also sitting.
SPEAKER_00You're also sitting, okay.
SPEAKER_03Talking into a microwave.
SPEAKER_00A microwave? You shouldn't be sticking your head in the microwave.
SPEAKER_03No, but I heard that some people do that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Some people do. And I'm not sure they come out the same person they were before they went in.
SPEAKER_01Maybe not.
SPEAKER_00They change. Yeah. Microphane right microphone.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_04I thought you were gonna say microface.
SPEAKER_00Microface. Is what happens when you stick your head to the microwave.
SPEAKER_04You get a really tiny face.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's like your head is the same size, but all of your facial features just shrink up. And that's a microface.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Don't do that. No. Is what I'm getting to.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Gonna stop that.
SPEAKER_00Stop doing that. I've noticed changes in my face. In your face. Uh it it's getting smaller. And at this point it just looks really weird.
SPEAKER_03Okay. How how do you uh uh enlarge the face?
SPEAKER_00Put your head in the oven, I think. Then everything melts. Because I think the radioactive waves it tightens everything.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00And then uh when you put your head in the oven, it m melts and relaxes.
SPEAKER_03Oh, so you can reform it?
SPEAKER_00Uh either the oven or uh the bathtub with water in it, not just an empty bathtub.
SPEAKER_03Do you go straight to the freezer to make it stay the way it's supposed to after? Or no. No.
SPEAKER_00You know like those tiny dinosaur things, like sponges, little toys, and you put it in water and they f fill up with water and get a lot bigger.
SPEAKER_03No, but sounds cool.
SPEAKER_00Your face is a sponge.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00That's what happens.
SPEAKER_03Oh.
SPEAKER_00It's not the oven, it's the water.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00I was wrong.
SPEAKER_03So not the oven.
SPEAKER_00Not the oven, not the freezer. You uh put your face in water.
SPEAKER_03What if my for hours. What if my face leaks?
SPEAKER_00Then you won't notice because your face is in water.
SPEAKER_03Ah, okay, but you have to stay in water the the entire your entire life.
SPEAKER_0036 hours.
SPEAKER_03Okay. But what uh what if my face leaks after those 36 hours?
SPEAKER_00Oh, I think you'll be okay. I I've never heard of that happening.
SPEAKER_03Okay, okay. Okay. Never heard about a leaky face.
SPEAKER_00No, no. Unless you get emotional.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I don't.
SPEAKER_00And then your face will shrink up again.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00If you get so emotional that your entire face empties out, then that's a problem.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, so you get a micro face.
SPEAKER_00Your micro face comes back.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, okay. Then you you have to go back to the water.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. The bathtub.
SPEAKER_03Bathtub. If you have a bathtub.
SPEAKER_00If you have a bathtub. Otherwise the toilet works fine.
SPEAKER_04Do you have to flood it or Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. You have to like um you know, flush it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like as much as you possibly can for 36 hours. And then other people who live around you and share the water with you will be really upset because you used up all the water.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and when you're upset, you start to cry and Yeah, because of all the lawsuits against you. No my face is shrinking again.
SPEAKER_00My suggestion for you is to move nearby a lake.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
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SPEAKER_00So then you have like constant access to the water. It might be cold. You'll have problems in the winter because that freezes up.
SPEAKER_03Like a freezer.
SPEAKER_00Like a freezer. That's not good.
SPEAKER_03Which is not good.
SPEAKER_00It's not gonna help you. Okay. Um Yeah. Uh what was I saying? The lake freezes up. Yeah. And then uh it doesn't really help if you smash your head into the lake. Okay. The ice frozen lake. Okay. Um so then you have to wait until it melts. Or use the toilet. Yeah. Or someone else's toilet, I guess.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Maybe.
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SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm. Toilet at work. Yeah. Use up their water.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, sorry, it can't work. Need to think about my face.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, my face is distracting me. I need to fix this.
SPEAKER_03Straight to the toilet.
SPEAKER_00Yep. Just stick your face in there. Okay.
SPEAKER_03That's why uh why all the toilet and uh at work got clogged.
SPEAKER_00Clog because of people's faces going down the toilet.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, they needed to to fix their faces.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Because yeah. People had microfaces.
SPEAKER_00Micro faces. I think so.
SPEAKER_03So you got a microface there. And they're like, excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Be right back.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00In 36 hours. The toilets are constantly uh in use. And this is what happens when you stick your face in the microwave.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00These are all the people who made that mistake. Because it was probably some like trend that teenagers got into. Yeah. From TikTok. Yeah. And this is why TikTok is dangerous. We can't have it.
SPEAKER_03No. But but we're helping.
SPEAKER_00And roasty toasty ghosty. We are against uh microfacing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, exactly. And uh and w we've said that people learn nothing and nothing at all from this.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Not true.
SPEAKER_00Not always. It's not a promise that you won't learn something. Um but it's what you do with the information that you get from the podcast.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's the important part. So don't go try trying this. Don't go try. Don't go it. Don't do it. Don't go try. Not good.
SPEAKER_03Don't go try microfacing.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_03It's the worst trend.
SPEAKER_00It is. It's like worse than the the bath salts.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. Right?
SPEAKER_00That was a thing. And the the tie pods. Tie tie pods. The detergent pods.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00They looked like candy and people were eating them.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Kids. Okay. Because of social media. Huh. And also snorting cinnamon or something.
SPEAKER_02They did the cinnamon challenge where they took a spoon.
SPEAKER_00Oh, they ate it, or they didn't sniff it.
SPEAKER_02They tried to swallow it. Oh, cool.
SPEAKER_00That's cool. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Should we try it?
SPEAKER_00Like a dragon.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but with like brown fire.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it wasn't a dried-out dragon. Poor thing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Didn't have enough water.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_03No. Dragons shouldn't have water.
SPEAKER_00Not if they're breathing fire.
SPEAKER_03Right? How how does that work? What do dragons drink water? Do they?
SPEAKER_00Do they?
SPEAKER_03Or do they drink gasoline or something?
SPEAKER_00Lava?
SPEAKER_03Lava?
SPEAKER_00Maybe gasoline, actually.
SPEAKER_03They've got the little lighter in their throats. Yeah, they need to be fueled. Yeah. Somehow.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Right?
SPEAKER_00I think so. Dragons drink gasoline and they eat, I don't know, ogres, I think.
SPEAKER_03Probably.
SPEAKER_00That's what I've heard. Ogres.
SPEAKER_03Ogres.
SPEAKER_00I whispered. Ogres. Ogres. No one's supposed to know about this.
SPEAKER_04Ogurts.
SPEAKER_00Yogurt.
SPEAKER_04Yogurt.
SPEAKER_00They drink gasoline and they eat yogurt. Don't tell anyone, but I know firsthand. Secrets.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Secrets. Roasted toasty ghost.
SPEAKER_00Roasty toasty toasty. Good times. Good times. Um, so I think this is uh good for the second half.
SPEAKER_03Okay, yeah. Sure. No. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Um, maybe. Just ramble. Yeah. Rambling is always fun.
SPEAKER_03Rambo.
SPEAKER_00Rambo is fun.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I like him.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm. Mm. I mean we're rainbow.
SPEAKER_03A rainbow.
SPEAKER_00Rainbow. Because it still sounds like I say Rambo. And I say rainbow.
SPEAKER_03Rainbow.
SPEAKER_00Rainbow. Bo.
SPEAKER_03Bo.
SPEAKER_00Bo.
SPEAKER_03Bo. Ring and Bo.
SPEAKER_00Nigh Bo Bo. Thai si. No bow bo. Guy guy guy. No bo. Thank you.
SPEAKER_03You're welcome.
SPEAKER_00Did you like it?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It's um not an original by me. That was just the cover.
SPEAKER_03There was a cover.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I've heard the original and it's better.
SPEAKER_00It is better. Of course. Sorry. A million times. I'm not a very good singer.
SPEAKER_03No.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00Whatever. No, you're you calm down over there. Feelings are getting hurt. I don't care for it.
SPEAKER_04You're gonna quit the drunk uh I'm quitting getting drunk.
SPEAKER_03No drunk um karaoke.
SPEAKER_00Oh, the Christmas karaoke. Yeah. Yep, I quit because I can't sing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00I might invite my oldest to replace me if he's so good. Yeah. So much better than me. Oh my goodness. Can you believe we have 28 days? I cannot 28 days. It's like this far. This far away. This far on the map.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00If this was today and this is when we leave, it's this far. On the calendar, it's this far.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Depends on the size of the calendar. But yeah.
SPEAKER_00My calendar is this far.
SPEAKER_03I have a very tiny I'm micro calendar, so it's your micro face. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_04I had to shrink my calendar to fit my micro face.
SPEAKER_00So you can read it properly. Okay. Um. I'm getting very excited. Good.
SPEAKER_03Uh me too.
SPEAKER_00I'm getting less stressed and more excited to just like go.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that's good. I like that.
SPEAKER_00Right now. I can't speak for like day off.
SPEAKER_03Day off.
SPEAKER_00Or during the duration.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. We're gonna have uh Christmas before.
SPEAKER_00Right before. Right before. Right before.
SPEAKER_03Right before.
SPEAKER_00Right before. Title Directly before we go. Will be Christmas.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Can you believe?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00Alright. That's all I had to say about that. I cannot believe. You can't believe it. Alright. That's all I had to say about that.
SPEAKER_03Okay, Forrest Gump.
SPEAKER_00Thank you. Is there anything else? Um about Oh, like anything.
SPEAKER_03Excuse you.
SPEAKER_00Thank you. I had to get it out. Sorry.
SPEAKER_03Still not done.
SPEAKER_00No? Hold on.
SPEAKER_03Still going.
SPEAKER_00Yeah?
SPEAKER_03Don't stress it.
SPEAKER_00Very bubbly. Alright, I think I'm good. Thank you. Um, what now? What is this? What are we doing? Was what's going on? Oh, it's time to record the podcast.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, maybe we should start now.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Uh alright. Well, that's enough of that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I think so.
SPEAKER_00Um, how are you feeling about this? Wow, we went through a lot.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, uh what what a story. What a story.
SPEAKER_00What did we even what was the point of this?
SPEAKER_03What a journey.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Wow.
SPEAKER_03You know, it was a little bit of everything. It was even fantasy in there.
SPEAKER_00So Yeah. I was a fan. I enjoyed it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'm not a big fan of fantasy, but this one, it's up there.
SPEAKER_00It was exciting.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Oh. I've I talked to people uh about fantasy at work.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03And I'm I'm like, yeah, I'm not a big fan, and they're like, I like Harry Potter and Lord of the Wells. And and I'm like, I'm not a big fan. And they're like, yeah, but I'm not I don't like the Narnia.
SPEAKER_00I'm like, I kinda like Narnia. So what's the difference? I haven't really seen Narnia.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Uh I don't know. Um I think that uh Narnia I watched uh when I was younger.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03So that's probably the probably probably the difference.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03So I I I don't know. I I I like the you know, they walk into a closet, a walk-in closet.
SPEAKER_00Wow. Uh I've heard those are very fancy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Only fancy people have one of those.
SPEAKER_03I heard good things about those.
SPEAKER_00You know where Superman came from? A walk-in closet.
SPEAKER_03Oh. So he came out from the closet?
SPEAKER_00As Superman. Be yourself.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Is the moral of that story.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Also Narnia.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. What did they do? They went into another world.
SPEAKER_00Oh.
SPEAKER_03Narnia.
SPEAKER_00That could also happen if you walk into a walking closet.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Magic.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, maybe I should try that.
SPEAKER_00Maybe.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and they uh in that world they meet like a lion and p other creatures.
SPEAKER_00Lion, the is it a wizard? Is there a wizard? It's not the lion, the some the wardrobe and the witchcraft.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, something like that.
SPEAKER_03Witch and the lion. Or something. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I I I I'm just thinking about the Swedish title, and I'm like, Hexanole Jonat has something. And that's the witch and the lion, but uh I I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03But uh yeah. I only saw the first movie though of the Narnia.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_03So I I do want to see the other ones.
SPEAKER_00We will. Yes. At some point. There's supposed to be a fourth one.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but they never m make that.
SPEAKER_00They never make it.
SPEAKER_03No. They don't wanna.
SPEAKER_00They think about it, I'm sure, every day. Should we make this? And then they're like, nah.
SPEAKER_03It's like the fourth rush hour. They've been talking about that for over ten years.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Um, and um same with the Shanghai 3.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I think they had even a title Shanghai Dawn.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I heard that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03And then no, they're not they're not doing it.
SPEAKER_00No, that's too bad.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Development help.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03That's where it's stuck.
SPEAKER_00Okay. How do you feel about this episode?
SPEAKER_03Uh I feel it was uh weird.
SPEAKER_00I feel like we've touched pretty much every topic we could uh think of.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um which are you out of sips?
SPEAKER_03You know what? I am. But I can I can try to be even more out of sips.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03Okay, done.
SPEAKER_00I'm all out of sips.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and me too. And that means we're all out of episode.
SPEAKER_00So while we reach the end of the episode, Matias. Very important question. I have to know. What is ruining your life right now?
SPEAKER_03Um, yeah, I I have to I'm gonna do the simple thing and say that it's my uh fatigue. Tiredness.
SPEAKER_00Big word.
SPEAKER_03Is is that uh correct?
SPEAKER_00That is correct.
SPEAKER_03Good. Fatigue.
SPEAKER_00Very fancy. Fancy word for exhausted.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Fatias.
SPEAKER_00That's mean. You can't say that.
SPEAKER_03It's kind of funny though.
SPEAKER_00It's it's funny, but you can't say that. Fatigas. Vatigas.
SPEAKER_04Vaginas? No.
SPEAKER_00Vaginas. Hello, my name is Veginas.
SPEAKER_03I'm tired. Yeah. Uh okay. What fajitas. Oh yeah. That's fajitas.
SPEAKER_00Um it's uh Mexican food. Fajitas, right?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, I've I've heard of it.
SPEAKER_00Your name is Fajita.
SPEAKER_03It's and also mojito.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Also known as mosquitoes.
SPEAKER_03Ah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Uh anyway, what you're tired.
SPEAKER_03Fatigue.
SPEAKER_00Fatigue.
SPEAKER_03I'm fatigued.
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SPEAKER_00Mmm. Intrigued.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but no. No. I'm tired, so I'm fatigued.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03Alright. Alright. Alright, alright.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I I I I I fixed that word. You didn't. You you said it and it's here now.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, now it's here.
SPEAKER_00We all heard it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you're welcome.
SPEAKER_00You heard it here first, folks. Folks. Folks. You have to pronounce that L. Folks. Folks. Uh Matias is tired.
SPEAKER_03Yes, I am. Uh what's ruining your life?
SPEAKER_00My life is being ruined because I don't know. I um uh I have homework. Homework is ruining my life. Also, um, I don't have a gym card, so I'm not moving that much. I I have no excuse not to move so much because I have a treadmill behind me. So I could do my homework while on the treadmill.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you could do your work at at home. Home workout.
SPEAKER_00My homework. Oh, that's good. I need to add that to my schedule. Home workout.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, I just d I haven't felt like it. I don't wanna. I don't wanna I don't wanna. Um, I'll do better, I think. I hope.
SPEAKER_03You should.
SPEAKER_00I'm I'm I should do better. Yeah. I really should do better. I also have all the stress of this trip um on my mind, but it goes in waves. Like one minute, I'm like, oh my god, I'm so excited. We're gonna go on this super amazing trip, and it's gonna be so fun, and all the things that I'm gonna do, and all the things I'm gonna see, and people I'm gonna talk to, and I'm gonna go into stores, and I'm also gonna eat food. Yeah. I'm really excited, but also there's like worst-case scenarios going through my head. My kids don't get along, and we're gonna be going on a road trip. Not just a road trip. We're going to be flying as well. I don't know how they're gonna respond to flight.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. We're gonna talk about this more in coming episodes. Yes.
SPEAKER_00Yes, we are.
SPEAKER_03Um, but yeah, um I'm right now I feel like this trip is uh uh for for me, for some reason it feels like meh. No, no, no. It feels more like this is just uh imaginary. We don't have to be a big thing. It's not gonna happen. No, we're not gonna go on a trip.
SPEAKER_00It's weird owl all over again. Yeah. Like, yeah, sure, we keep talking about this, but it's not gonna happen.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00We're not gonna meet that guy. Yeah. And then we did.
SPEAKER_03So the it's gonna be like that. I um the entire time. No, until we're there. Okay. You know, uh when we're at the airport, that's probably when I get mm gonna get nervous.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's when it hits.
SPEAKER_03Right now, I don't uh it's not gonna happen.
SPEAKER_00So your only job at the airport is to follow my instructions.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Uh follow me and take care of a kid. Take care of my daughter. Make sure that she's within your sight at all times.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, she's my responsibility.
SPEAKER_00Can you handle that?
SPEAKER_03I'll try.
SPEAKER_00If you lose her, I won't get that upset.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_00One less to worry about.
SPEAKER_03It's okay.
SPEAKER_00No, I love her. Don't lose her. No, I'll don't hurt her.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00Um if you hurt her, she's allowed to hurt you back.
SPEAKER_03That might hurt.
SPEAKER_00It might, but that's what you get. Yeah. You get what you give.
SPEAKER_03What if she hurts me first?
SPEAKER_00Am I Be a big person like you are and don't hit her back. Exactly. Exactly. Be a big person, don't hit her back. Be like, that's not okay. Don't do that.
SPEAKER_03Big big people can hit back.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00Uh Matias. Matthias, Matthias. Matthias. Um Fatias. Fatias. Fatigas. Um Would you like to wrap this up?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, let's wrap this up.
SPEAKER_00Finally. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_00Oh my gosh. Let's wrap this up then.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Thank you for listening to whatever the heck this was. Um, it was fun.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it was some kind of episode.
SPEAKER_00Hopefully you learned something. Um don't stick your face in the microwave, is one thing.
SPEAKER_03Exactly. And uh don't uh give uh dragons water.
SPEAKER_00Right. They won't care for it.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00They will get hydrated. Yeah. They don't want that.
SPEAKER_01No, that's not good. So much smoke.
SPEAKER_00So much smoke. Aww. Um, alright. Join us on December 13th for a live Mad Libs, drunk Christmas karaoke live mad libs.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Uh, in which we sing and we drink and we have a good time. Yeah. And we rewrite the Christmas classics. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I am so good. Um, be there. It'll be fun on Twitch. Uh you can find information like literally anywhere I write things.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Lilr.
SPEAKER_00Lily. Lully.
SPEAKER_04You know.
SPEAKER_00Exactly. We will be back with a brand new episode that is hopefully better than this one.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I I think we set the bar pretty low now, so Good. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Good.
SPEAKER_03So n next uh week it's gonna be like a walk in the park.
SPEAKER_00Future episodes will be better than this one.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. Um we promise.
SPEAKER_00And that will come out on Tuesday, as usual.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_00I have oh, I have fan mail. I am so sorry. I have to make a huge apologize. Apologize. A huge apologize to uh our fans. Fan.
SPEAKER_03You said fans as in plural.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god, I know. Um uh we got fan mail was what I was trying to say.
SPEAKER_03The fan mail.
SPEAKER_00The fan mail. Several though. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Um but just the one person.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm. Cool.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Yeah, I got one fan mail last week, uh, or two weeks ago even, and then another one for last episode. Uh, I forgot to read it.
SPEAKER_01Hmm.
SPEAKER_00The first one. Yeah. Okay, so uh this one was written on November 19th.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00From our favorite listener, Heather, my sister.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Hello, Heather. Hello.
SPEAKER_00She said, This year's Thanksgiving meal consists of a brined turkey with rosemary and garlic that my husband makes, which is never dry and oh so tasty. And I do the sides and desserts, which are baked Brussels sprouts with prochato and shallots, buttery mashed potatoes, homemade cranberry sauce, biscuits, gravy, an apple cranberry pie, and a pumpkin pie. Alright.
SPEAKER_03Alright, sounds very fancy.
SPEAKER_00Very fancy. Um yeah. Alright, well that's that's cool. It sounds mostly good. Um yeah, cool. I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I hope so too.
SPEAKER_00I've been really bad at calling, and I'm sorry. Uh November 25th, which was a couple days ago.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_00She wrote, uh, I think this is for you. Okay. You got mail.
SPEAKER_03Uh for me.
SPEAKER_00For you. Okay. I'm assuming. Uh most of the time, when you're giving the summaries of movies, I have no idea what you're talking about because I don't know actor names. But some of the movies you talk about I haven't seen. So even if you said the character names, I still wouldn't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00That was exciting.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Uh that's something I have to work on.
SPEAKER_00I'm not sure how you could improve. Uh, we can't improve her uh knowledge on movies.
SPEAKER_03But so I say okay, yeah, I say character names. Maybe I should stick with the actor names. If that helps.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. Uh I don't know if it makes a difference.
SPEAKER_03No, if you're confused about my uh summaries, uh I advise you to go to IMDb.
SPEAKER_00Or watch the movie.
SPEAKER_03Watch the movie or go to IMDB and look up the characters and the actors who play the characters. And there you have it.
SPEAKER_00There's your answers. Matias, he has all the answers.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. I am DB.
SPEAKER_00You are DB. The best. I am the best.
SPEAKER_03I am the best.
SPEAKER_00The best. Okay. Uh thank you for your fan mail. Send in some more. Uh let us know your thoughts and stuff. And we will read it on the next episode.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
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SPEAKER_00I'm done here. I'm just gonna say it straight up. Um I'm gonna thank you one more time for listening and join our live man limbs, and we'll be back next week and have a good life.
SPEAKER_03Yes, that's that sounds good.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Alright.
SPEAKER_03Alright.
SPEAKER_00Okay, bye.
SPEAKER_03Bye bye.
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SPEAKER_00Goodbye, Matthias.
SPEAKER_03Goodbye, Lauren.