#157: Can You Believe?

In which Lauren & Mattias ramble on about whatever comes up in their heads. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as heavy toes and face sponges.

Content:

• Opening
  • Heavy toes
• Weekly check in
  • Bunnies
  • Thanksgiving
  • Dentist stories
• Movie on!
  •  Another Stakeout
  • Bird On A Wire
• Intermission
• Ramblon
  • MicroFace
  • Dragon secrets
  • Rambo Rainbow
  • Fantasy, Narnia, & Superman
• Wrap up
  • What's ruining our lives
  • Fan Mail
  • [drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

Chapters

• 0:00 Cold Open And Banter Sparks
• 0:47 Hosts Introduce Roasty Toasty Ghosty
• 2:00 Baby Bunny In The IKEA Shelf
• 6:50 Early Thanksgiving Party Setup
• 11:00 Getting Drunk And Classic Movie Anxiety
• 14:40 Games Night With Seventeen Guests
• 20:40 Sunday Recovery And Editing
• 22:20 Work Schedules And Ongoing Fatigue
• 25:30 Extra Shifts And The Trasher Chest
• 28:00 Dentist Wins, Cheese Dreams
• 29:50 Invisalign Quest And Missed Appointment Fiasco
• 36:20 Rebookings, Canceled Massage, Movie Time
• 36:55 Another Stakeout: Plot And Performances
• 42:10 Bird On A Wire: Colorful Action And Animals
• 47:30 Screaming Leads And Comedy Notes
• 49:20 Break And Surreal Microface Rabbit Hole
• 58:40 Travel Countdown And Pre-Trip Jitters

Transcript

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In a world where everything is unscripted, this is roasty, toasty, roasty.

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We're new conversation.

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Yeah.

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Oh, look, we're recording.

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Yeah.

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Should we like start this?

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Maybe we should.

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Would you like to open this up?

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Yeah, maybe we should.

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Not acting at all whatsoever.

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No, we're not good at that.

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Two, three, go. Bam. Oh my goodness. I can participate today.

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Yeah, it was a good one.

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That was a good one. Yeah. I don't know what it's called.

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Synchronization.

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Yeah. Can opening snappy noisy.

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Yeah.

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Slurp.

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Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghostie. My name is Matias.

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I'm Lauren.

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Yes, you are. And we're gonna That was aggressive.

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Sorry.

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Yes, you are. I'm very aggressive. We're gonna be your besties for an hour or so.

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Yeah.

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And uh how are you doing?

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I am doing good.

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Yeah.

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Thank you for asking. It means a lot. It shows that you care. Yeah. You are compassionate and you're not gonna say anything.

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And supportive.

SPEAKER_00: 1:17

You are supportive. You are currently supporting uh at least 25% of my body weight.

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Your toes.

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My toes. 25%. You have no idea how heavy my toes are.

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Heavy toes.

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Heavy toes. Uh you already have heavy pants. So we can't have heavy toes.

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No. Well, that was about me.

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That was about you. This one's about me. Yeah. Heavy toes. This is the podcast in which you will probably not learn anything at all.

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Yeah, probably. Yeah. You never know though.

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No. You might learn something today.

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Maybe.

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We'll see what happens.

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We'll see.

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We'll see. We'll see. Okay, Matias, let's talk about the week.

SPEAKER_03: 2:02

Uh, yeah.

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But I want to start.

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Yeah.

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You can't say anything right now.

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No.

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Because right after we recorded last week, it was on a Friday.

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Yeah.

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Right afterwards, my life partner came home with a baby bunny.

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Yeah.

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So we have a baby bunny. It was a really random idea that he had. He was bored, I'm pretty sure. And he uh wanted to turn a portion of the shelf next to his computer desk into a little bunny apartment. It's a studio, it's only one room.

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Yeah.

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But uh he was like, I'm gonna get the smallest bunny ever and put it in the shelf.

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Yeah.

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He removed a couple of the you know shelf walls because it's one of those uh square uh from IKEA. Yeah. I don't know how to explain this. No. Help?

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Uh uh uh No.

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Okay.

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I don't know.

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It's Kalax. Kalax.

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Okay.

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Kalax.

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Sure.

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That's what it's called.

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Okay, I didn't know that.

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It's like a bunch of square bookshelves.

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Yeah, it's uh it's almost like um big uh chess board.

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Oh yeah, like the tic-tac-toe. Yeah, uh yeah, anyway. So it took away a couple of the walls.

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It's a tic-tac-toe shelf.

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Tic-tac-toe shelf. Yeah. And um, so this bunny is living there now. She's a tiny little snowball.

SPEAKER_03: 3:35

Yeah. Did she get three in a row?

SPEAKER_00: 3:38

No, I don't think so.

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Just two.

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Just the two. Yeah, I'm too sorry. She lost.

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Yeah.

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So yeah. We have another bunny now.

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Yeah.

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And it was his idea.

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Not the bunnies.

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The bunny was his idea.

SPEAKER_03: 3:52

Yeah, but yeah, but it uh it sounded like you meant uh it was the bunny's idea.

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It was her idea too. Yeah. She was like, you bring me home.

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Yeah.

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And that's that's what happened. No, he's like always been so against all the animals. He's like allergic. Yeah. My life partner is allergic to the the fur, and he wanted another bunny. So it was really weird, really random, and of course I pushed him to do it. So supported, not pushed. I was supportive because when your life partner wants another bunny, you support them.

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Okay.

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And not say, no, there's too many animals. I don't like a zoo. Not being passive aggressive or anything.

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No, no, no, no. Not you. Not me.

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No, no, no.

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Never.

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No.

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Oh yeah. Did you ask me how I was doing?

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I don't care.

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No, okay. Sorry. It's okay. Uh Saturday. Saturday?

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How are you doing?

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Saturday.

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Okay. I'm good. Are you still recovering from Saturday? Um you don't even know what we did.

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I know what we did, but I don't know what recovering from what.

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We were drinking.

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Yeah, but that that I didn't feel that much.

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No, good.

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Yeah, I mean I it's not like I had uh a hangover or anything.

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I didn't have that much of a hangover.

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I usually don't.

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The next morning was okay. I felt fine. But like as the day went on, I uh I was getting really tired and groggy. I didn't really want to do anything.

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Okay, yeah.

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Tell me about Saturday. How did your Saturday go?

SPEAKER_03: 5:36

My Saturday went well. I took the bus, right?

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I wasn't there.

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Yes, I did.

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Okay.

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And then I uh walked here from the bus. Mm-hmm and uh yeah I hung out here. And we were you were uh cooking. Yep. And we were watching old uh uh Thanksgiving parades on your iPad.

SPEAKER_00: 6:05

Yeah. Oh yeah, I uh found a playlist on YouTube with the Macy's Day Thanksgiving parades from like 1924, I believe was the first year.

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Okay.

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And then it was supposed to progress until the current or most recent one. I don't know how far we got. Last I checked, we were like at n 50 Yeah, I mean 50 something.

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I think we at least got into the sixties or seventies.

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Okay.

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At least when I had last watched it.

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Okay. I don't know. It died at some point. We didn't get through all of the videos. No. But I was cooking, so I was only half watching.

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Yeah.

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And you came over and then other people showed up and people were complaining because they arrived.

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Yeah, you hadn't been drunk.

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I hadn't even started drinking yet.

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No.

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We were celebrating Thanksgiving, by the way. Did not mention that.

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Oh yeah.

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But uh it was an early Thanksgiving, and I didn't start drinking until people were showing up.

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Yeah.

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Which was really weird.

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And then we started drinking and got uh drunk. Yeah, drunk pretty fast.

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Yes.

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Felt like uh and we watched the movie that I always do.

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Planes, trains, and automobiles.

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Mm-hmm.

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Automobiles.

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Out of beals.

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Out of beals. And oh my goodness, this movie gives me like anxiety.

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Really? Yeah, okay.

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Um based off of you know the fact that we are going to take a pretty big trip soon. And every single bad scenario in this movie, I have at least once thought this is going to happen to us.

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Yeah.

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But hopefully it goes by.

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Yeah. We're gonna talk about that in the futures.

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The future.

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In the futures.

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Futures. Yes.

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But uh, like we said, we were drunk. Yes. So I did not really pay much attention to the movie.

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I don't think anyone did. There was one person who was actually trying to watch, but we kept pausing the movie, and he didn't care for it.

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No.

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He was like you on regular movie nights.

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Yeah, no, I uh I I I was I was too drunk to to care.

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I think a lot of us had fun anyway. And then we played games. Yes, we had a lot of people there.

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Yeah, we ate and then we played games.

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Mm-hmm.

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We yes, like you said, we had a lot of people there.

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I don't think I've ever had so many people at my Thanksgiving than this year.

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Yeah. How many were we?

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At least 17.

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We were 17.

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Ish.

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Even though one didn't come over.

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Approximately 17. There were yeah, it must have been 17 because two people showed up who I wasn't expecting.

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Okay.

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But it was fun.

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Yeah.

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I liked the people.

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I did too. And uh yeah, we played uh Cards Against Humanity. That one.

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And uh we played the big movie quiz that we have played a couple times on the podcast.

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Yes.

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And then uh some people left, but we were still up.

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Yeah.

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And uh we played Exploding Kittens right before bed. At that point I was like kind of dead. Yeah. I was ready to sleep.

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Yeah, I thought it was uh kind of fun with the movie quiz thing to show off.

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Oh, I know. I saw.

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Yeah.

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Maybe we should go live sometime and you just go through the entire deck.

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Yeah.

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I'll ask you the questions so that you can answer them.

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Maybe.

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Wouldn't that be fun?

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Yeah.

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We'd have at least three of those events sometime next year. We'll spread it out.

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Yeah, I was uh more like thinking uh to uh if we could have lice uh like no like statistics to see how much of it I actually know.

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Yep. Yep, I think I can fix that. Yeah. Yeah. If it's uh something for 2026 to look forward to. The big movie quiz. Yeah. See what Matias knows. Alright. So that was Thanksgiving. Yeah. Saturday. Sunday for me was cleaning all day and being tired in the evening. I managed to talk my daughter out of going to gymnastics. Um I also did not go to gymnastics because I wanted to edit and not go anywhere.

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I also edited, but did I do anything else? I d I'm not sure. I don't think so.

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Uh you went home. You slept you slept over. Yeah, that's true. And then you took the bus home and you edited for the rest of the day. Just as I did. Yeah. After I cleaned. And then the week?

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Yeah, what happened?

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I happened this week.

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I worked day this week and I've been so tired the uh this entire week. Entired week.

SPEAKER_00: 11:23

Entired week. You haven't been hungover though.

SPEAKER_03: 11:26

No, just tired.

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Just tired. Yeah. That would suck if the hangover lasted the entire week.

SPEAKER_03: 11:33

Yeah. No, the i it's the day weeks, uh working days uh you know, after uh one week of evening shifts. The it's it's uh it's so tiresome. Yeah. Working days. Evening shifts uh work better for me. But that's not uh not uh surprising because I'm a night person. Yeah. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_00: 11:59

Yeah. Let's see. What have I done this week? This week's been kind of uh an off week for me. I haven't moved as much as I usually do.

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Okay.

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I've had lots of homework. Like it feels like a lot of my pretty much all of my free time has been going towards homework this week. I've been stressed like crazy over all of that and getting things done in time, cleaning up the the apartment and stuff.

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Yeah.

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And I worked an extra day this week.

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Oh yeah.

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I did. I got asked to work on Wednesday. Originally, my boss asked me to work on Tuesday, and then he was like, no, changed my mind, don't need you. And then on Tuesday, he was like, I actually need you on Wednesday. I was like, Are you sure? He's like, Yeah, I promise. So I worked on Wednesday and I saw you on Monday. I picked you up from work and I brought you home and I got a treasure chest. Yo, yeah, trasher I got a chest from you, an old wooden box.

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Yeah.

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And I put my recyclables in there now.

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So it's a trasher chest.

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It's a trasher chest. It works nicely, it looks nice. It doesn't look like there's trash all over the place. All the trash is hidden in a giant wooden box.

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Yeah.

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And that's where trash belongs, I think. And this is yet another piece of furniture that I've just kind of taken from you.

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Yeah. Well, we asked you to take it.

SPEAKER_00: 13:46

It's the same with this table.

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Yeah.

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Well, please take this. We asked you to take it. The rest of the week, that that was pretty much it.

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Yeah. But I went to the dentist today.

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You did. Oh, I've got to tell you a story. But do you want to tell me about your dentist story? And then I'm gonna tell you about my dentist story.

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Okay. Uh I went to the dentist and they said, Wow.

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Wow.

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Alright.

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I've seen enough. Uh you can close your mouth and just get out of here. That's worked.

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Nice of them.

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Yeah. So I assume it was good.

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Okay. Yep, I've seen what I needed to see. Okay, bye.

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Yeah.

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Alright.

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That was my story.

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That was your story.

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Yeah, then then I went to the burger place and ate uh a lot of cheese. Burger and cheese, uh, everything cheese.

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Everything had cheese except for your drink. I noticed there was a lack of cheese. Yeah, I know.

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I was thinking about that. Walking towards the bus stop. I'm like, could they make a cheese drink?

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Melted cheese. I don't know.

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Or like cheese flavored drink.

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Milkshake?

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Mm-hmm.

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I don't know.

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Kinda gross. Yeah. Kinda gross. Kinda. Kinda gross.

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Maybe not.

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I'm not sure. I'm I want to try it.

SPEAKER_03: 15:12

No. Okay. Tell me your story.

SPEAKER_00: 15:16

Okay, so yesterday was Thursday. Okay. And I had a dentist appointment.

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Really?

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I did. Okay, so I've been trying to uh get my teeth fixed because a long time ago when I was a teenager, I had braces and they fixed my teeth and everything was nice. And um then I had them taken off and I had like a retainer with a plastic thing around my teeth, at least when I slept. And then soon after I first visited Sweden. So I had like just graduated high school, and I came here and I was like, I don't need this anymore. I'm fine, everything's fine. And then fast forward to today, 13 years later, or this has been going on for like a few years, but I'm just now doing something about it. But I wake up in the morning and my teeth feel like they've been moving around. Like like it feels like they loosen up because like I can kind of wiggle my teeth in the morning. And then throughout the day it like solidifies a bit. I don't know. I I that's the best way I can describe it. So I can feel that my teeth have been moving around, like kind of back to where they were to begin with.

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Yeah.

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And it's become a problem because I keep chewing on my cheek. You know, the inside of my cheek. Oh yeah. I keep chewing on my lip.

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Because I asked if you wanted gum the other week. I can't have gum anymore. No.

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Because I keep chomping on the inside of my cheek. And it hurts. No, no, it hurts. And like it got to the point where I kept doing it and it got really annoying because it hurts so bad and I was bleeding all the time. And so I just can't chew gum anymore because my teeth are out of place. So uh in town we recently got a new dentist office and I was looking at their website and they uh support putting in like Invisalign.

SPEAKER_01: 17:24

Okay.

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Not entirely sure what it is, but I'm assuming it's kind of like the retainer I had after my braces. And I was like, I want one of those so I can fix my teeth problem. So I went in there uh a couple of weeks ago, and they were like, Yeah, I think that we can do something about this, but we're gonna send you to a specialist.

SPEAKER_03: 17:43

Yeah, near my uh near my dentist.

SPEAKER_00: 17:46

Right, exactly. And so I was thinking, okay, cool, we'll book that and I'll go there and they can uh write up a plan for me.

SPEAKER_03: 17:58

Sigh.

SPEAKER_00: 17:59

Big sigh, because I was pretty sure the dentist I saw told me that I was getting booked for a cleaning before I went to the specialist.

SPEAKER_01: 18:10

Okay.

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So Thursday, yesterday, I went to the dentist here in town, and I stood there. I was like, I'm pretty sure I have a time here today. And then my phone started ringing, and it was the specialist.

SPEAKER_03: 18:26

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00: 18:27

Who's half an hour away?

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Yeah, okay.

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And I'm like, Yes, hello. I just now realized that I'm in the wrong dentist office. Oh like, uh, is there any way that you can see me later on today? And she was like, Oh yeah, we have a time in like an hour. And I was like, in an hour, I have to pick up sick child from school.

SPEAKER_01: 18:50

Yeah.

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So I was like, I I need to rebook for another time. She's like, Okay, and we rebooked for another time. But then I got back home and I uh told my life partner about it, and I was like, maybe Sick Child's grandmother could pick up sick child from school.

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Yeah.

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Because we were watching a dog yesterday as well. And the dog can't go to the school and he can't be left alone either.

SPEAKER_01: 19:16

No.

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Or else he's gonna freak out. So I got grandmother to get sick child so I could go to the specialist anyway at one o'clock. So I get to the car and I call the specialist, it goes straight to voicemail. Like, oh my god, really? You're gonna call me, and then like I have no way to call you back. I called like a million times, and I was like, you know what? Screw it, I'm going anyway. I'm gonna go there and see what happens.

SPEAKER_01: 19:44

Yeah.

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So I drove all the way to the specialist. I went into the office just to see what my chances are that they could still squeeze me in. I got there like exactly at one and I talked to the receptionist, and she's like, Yeah, after you hung up, both the dentist and his nurse went home because there was no one else for the rest of the day.

SPEAKER_03: 20:08

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00: 20:09

I was like, Oh, alright. Well then uh I guess I'll come back for my book time.

SPEAKER_01: 20:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 20:15

Yeah. So I went shopping instead. And I called my life partner. I was like, hey, you know, this was kind of a dumb situation that I got myself into. I uh contemplated lying to you and telling you that everything went well and uh not looking like an idiot, but here I am, admitting that I'm an idiot. Um yeah, I went shopping and then I went home.

SPEAKER_03: 20:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 20:41

Yeah. Okay. It was a fun adventure. Yeah. Did you get goosebumps?

SPEAKER_03: 20:46

No, uh it felt like uh it was a bug or something.

SPEAKER_00: 20:49

Oh, not goosebumps, just a bug.

SPEAKER_03: 20:52

Bug bumps.

SPEAKER_00: 20:53

Bug bumps. Uh all right. Well that was my dentist story.

SPEAKER_03: 20:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 20:59

I missed my appointment.

SPEAKER_03: 21:01

Yeah, you're gonna get it a later time.

SPEAKER_00: 21:04

Next month in December. Okay. I was also supposed to get a massage today. No. No. I was supposed to get a massage today.

SPEAKER_03: 21:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 21:14

But the massage lady was sick, so I had to rebook that too. Okay. So a week of disappointment and rebooks. Missed opportunities. Rebookings. Rebookings. But it is Friday. We did watch movies.

SPEAKER_03: 21:29

We did.

SPEAKER_00: 21:30

Can we please movie on?

SPEAKER_03: 21:31

We should move on.

SPEAKER_00: 21:32

We really should movie on.

SPEAKER_03: 21:33

Let's move on.

SPEAKER_00: 21:35

Alright. Tonight we watched another stakeout. Yes. We also watched Bird on a Wire. That was kind of a random title. But yeah, that was what we watched. You can tell me about another steak out, I think. Okay. Because we watched that first.

SPEAKER_03: 21:53

We did.

SPEAKER_00: 21:54

And it was on my side.

SPEAKER_03: 21:55

It was on your side.

SPEAKER_00: 21:57

So go ahead.

SPEAKER_03: 21:58

This movie has Richard Dreyfus and Emilio Esteves. Yeah. Yeah. It's a sequel to Steakout. Uh, it also has uh Rosie O'Donnell.

SPEAKER_00: 22:09

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 22:10

Of course. She was there. Yeah. So this movie is about uh a witness who is on uh the run because someone wants to kill her. And uh now Richard Dreyfus and uh Emilio Esteves has uh uh they have to go undercover as uh father and son.

SPEAKER_00: 22:30

With Rosie O'Neill.

SPEAKER_03: 22:31

Uh yeah, with Rosie O'Donnell who plays uh Richard Dreyfus' uh wife.

SPEAKER_00: 22:37

Pretend wife.

SPEAKER_03: 22:38

Yeah, pretend yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 22:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 22:40

In this undercover team that they are. And uh yeah, they get a little too involved with the neighbors that they are staking out and get a little close. Well, they didn't l uh Richard Rayfuss did in the last movie too, but this time not in the same way. No, no, no, no. They they they didn't go inside anyone in this time.

SPEAKER_00: 23:06

No.

SPEAKER_03: 23:07

In this one. So no. What did you think about this one?

SPEAKER_00: 23:10

I enjoyed the movie. It was funny. There was something that kind of annoyed me throughout the movie, and that was Rosie O'Donnell. I don't know exactly if I'm a fan of hers. I know that she used to be funny and then she stopped being funny. Yeah. I don't even remember when she was funny.

SPEAKER_03: 23:30

No.

SPEAKER_00: 23:31

But I'm sh I think she was.

SPEAKER_03: 23:33

Yeah, I think that this was during her funny her funny times. Her funny times. Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 23:39

And then something happened and she stopped being funny.

SPEAKER_03: 23:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 23:42

What was that?

SPEAKER_03: 23:43

I think she got way too political.

SPEAKER_00: 23:45

Okay. And she joined the view, right? And then that's where people go to die off, I think. Because unfortunately, Whoopi Goldberg did the same thing. Yeah. And love her, but same fate. The same thing. The only thing is that um wasn't Sharon Osborne on the view maybe at one point. Um could be wrong. I really could be wrong.

SPEAKER_02: 24:10

But you could also be right.

SPEAKER_00: 24:11

I could be right. I really like her though. She like she she's she's cool.

SPEAKER_03: 24:17

I don't have that much uh knowledge about her. Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 24:22

You know who she is though.

SPEAKER_03: 24:24

I I well, I yes, I know who she is, but I don't know much about her because uh yeah, I haven't seen that much of her.

SPEAKER_00: 24:34

Well, if she was on the view, and I saw her on the view, she's probably the only one who was uh possibly on the view, who I didn't start thinking less of.

SPEAKER_01: 24:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 24:47

Yeah. Anyway, uh Rosie O'Donnell in this movie was only kind of annoying because she screams all the time. But I think that's part of her character. Character, her personality, like even as a person. Even if they asked her, can you please tone it down a bit? I don't think she would have.

SPEAKER_03: 25:07

No.

SPEAKER_00: 25:07

Because that's just who she is. She screams.

SPEAKER_03: 25:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 25:10

And I thought it was like really unnecessary uh like 90% of the time.

SPEAKER_03: 25:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 25:17

Which says a lot coming from an American who's also loud.

SPEAKER_03: 25:21

Okay, yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_00: 25:22

What?

SPEAKER_03: 25:23

You're not that loud.

SPEAKER_00: 25:24

You don't think so?

SPEAKER_03: 25:25

No.

SPEAKER_00: 25:25

I always think I'm really loud.

SPEAKER_03: 25:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 25:27

Or have I gotten better?

SPEAKER_03: 25:29

Yeah, maybe you have.

SPEAKER_00: 25:31

Maybe.

SPEAKER_03: 25:31

Yeah, I never uh seen you as loud, but but you said so, so I just go along with that.

SPEAKER_00: 25:39

I know that I'm loud. I have a loud voice.

SPEAKER_03: 25:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 25:43

I used to be a cheerleader. Yeah. And that's where it came from.

SPEAKER_03: 25:46

You can be loud. Oh, yeah. You're not always loud.

SPEAKER_00: 25:49

My gymnast would say otherwise.

SPEAKER_03: 25:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 25:52

I'm always loud at gymnastics. But I want everyone to hear me. Yes. It's a big room.

SPEAKER_03: 25:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 25:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 26:00

Off topic. Yes. The movie.

SPEAKER_00: 26:02

What did you think about the movie?

SPEAKER_03: 26:04

I like this one. I mean, I liked the first one and the second one uh for different reasons. Okay. I I think that this one focused more on comedy. And the team. I I feel like Emilio got more to do in this one.

SPEAKER_00: 26:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 26:21

Than the last one. And that's what I like about this one.

SPEAKER_00: 26:25

Well, the other one was more focused on uh Richard Dreyfus.

SPEAKER_03: 26:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 26:30

And this one he got a little bit more, but they also wanted to get Rosie in there. But yeah, the like little side story, if you want to call it them. The pulling of the plot where it's him. Uh yeah, got him some more attention.

SPEAKER_03: 26:47

Yeah, I I like that that uh he got more to do in this one. And but yes, this uh one uh focuses more on the comedy, I feel.

SPEAKER_00: 26:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 26:57

Uh and also there's a dog. There's a dog. And a cat.

SPEAKER_00: 27:01

Yeah. That's true. Yeah. They were there.

SPEAKER_03: 27:04

So that was that.

SPEAKER_00: 27:06

And a car.

SPEAKER_03: 27:06

And a car.

SPEAKER_00: 27:07

From Terminal Velocity.

SPEAKER_03: 27:09

Yeah, it looked like it. Yeah. It looked like the same one. And uh could have been.

SPEAKER_00: 27:13

Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03: 27:14

No, I don't know. Maybe Emilio was like, hey, Charlie, you can uh borrow this one. Yeah. Because they're brothers. Yeah. So they because I I'm I'm sure they they are the one owning the car.

SPEAKER_00: 27:28

Maybe.

SPEAKER_03: 27:30

That's probably how it went.

SPEAKER_00: 27:31

It's Charlie's personal char char car. Car is what I said, I think.

SPEAKER_03: 27:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 27:38

Uh yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03: 27:41

Yeah. So do you have anything else to say about this one?

SPEAKER_00: 27:45

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03: 27:46

No. Uh so do you wanna talk about Bird on a Wire?

SPEAKER_00: 27:51

I do.

SPEAKER_03: 27:52

Yes.

SPEAKER_00: 27:52

Because this is a movie with Mel Gibson. I did it.

SPEAKER_03: 27:56

Yes.

SPEAKER_00: 27:57

And Goldie Hahn, who was in the Bruce Willis movie that we watched.

SPEAKER_03: 28:04

Death Becomes Her.

SPEAKER_00: 28:05

Right. That one. Which was a good movie. Yeah. Uh it also had Bruce Willis. Yes. But this one has Mel Gibson and Goldie Hahn.

SPEAKER_01: 28:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 28:15

And we've got a theme going on tonight because in this movie, Mel Gibson is running away from people who want to kill him.

SPEAKER_01: 28:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 28:25

And Goldie Hahn gets involved. She knew him from a long time ago.

SPEAKER_03: 28:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_00: 28:33

And she recognized him, and he has had many different aliases throughout the years. Personality.

SPEAKER_03: 28:42

Yeah, witness uh witness relocation program.

SPEAKER_00: 28:46

Yeah, he was in that. Yeah. I guess. And um yeah. There were bad guys and they beat up the bad guys. And uh yeah, I think that's what happened. Yeah. And pretty much. What did you think of the movie?

SPEAKER_03: 29:04

Mm-hmm. Uh I love this movie. I think it's it's so good. I I I don't know how to uh this uh is so funny. I love the action, I love the uh comedy, I love uh the characters. I love the how uh bright the and colorful it is. And uh yeah, like the the last scene at the Sioux. I love that.

SPEAKER_00: 29:34

With the animals?

SPEAKER_03: 29:35

Yeah, and the backgrounds and everything. I I and the waterfall and uh Alligators. Yeah, and tigers. And tigers uh big kitties.

SPEAKER_00: 29:48

Big kitties. Birds.

SPEAKER_03: 29:51

There were birds and uh lizards.

SPEAKER_00: 29:54

Yeah, so cool.

SPEAKER_03: 29:55

Yeah, but yes, I um love it. Uh it has s uh Uh so many set pieces, it's um big uh action scenes and uh yeah. Uh I love the music.

SPEAKER_01: 30:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 30:09

Uh yeah, so I really love this one. It's the same director to both of these movies, by the way. But yeah, what did you think about Bird on the Wire?

SPEAKER_00: 30:19

I also really liked the movie. There was a lot going on. There was a lot of animal work. Yeah. Because it wasn't just the zoo, there were more animals. There was a baby goat. Yeah. So cute. And bunnies in cages, which is not uh great, but they were there.

SPEAKER_03: 30:39

Yeah. Cows.

SPEAKER_00: 30:41

Cows. Horses. Yeah. And helicopters.

SPEAKER_03: 30:45

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 30:45

Which is also a bird, I think.

SPEAKER_03: 30:48

Yeah. Kind of like a big dragonfly.

SPEAKER_00: 30:51

Yeah, the airplane. Yeah. But yeah, I enjoyed the movie. It was good. A lot happened and yeah. It was good.

SPEAKER_03: 30:59

Yeah. I mean when we were talking about screaming, Goldie Horn can be a little bit too much with the screaming too.

SPEAKER_00: 31:08

That was a another thing. Because I was thinking about that while I was watching this movie. Was that, you know, that was also kind of a theme throughout both of the movies was that she did not know how to be quiet.

SPEAKER_01: 31:21

No.

SPEAKER_00: 31:21

I mean, she's supposed to be like sneaky and everything, and she's making all these noises.

SPEAKER_03: 31:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 31:26

Like, whoa, what are you doing? Shut your face.

SPEAKER_03: 31:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 31:30

Just be quiet. No need to scream at everything.

SPEAKER_03: 31:33

No.

SPEAKER_00: 31:33

I don't think I'd be screaming at everything.

unknown: 31:36

No.

SPEAKER_03: 31:36

You probably want to be as quiet as possible.

SPEAKER_00: 31:40

Yeah. Oh well.

SPEAKER_03: 31:41

But still, I like both movies.

SPEAKER_00: 31:44

Yeah. They were good. Overall. Good. Anything else?

SPEAKER_03: 31:48

Uh no. I feel like uh this is good.

SPEAKER_00: 31:52

It's okay. Alright. Would you like to take a break?

SPEAKER_03: 31:54

Yeah, let's take a break.

SPEAKER_00: 31:56

Okay. Hello. Hello. Hello. Welcome back.

SPEAKER_03: 32:11

We're back.

SPEAKER_00: 32:12

We are. Um yeah. Uh I'm gonna tell you something.

SPEAKER_03: 32:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 32:18

I don't know what I'm saying. I'm gonna I'm gonna start talking and then I'm gonna continue talking until I have nothing else to say.

SPEAKER_03: 32:27

Maybe it l leads us in, you know, on journeys. On journeys.

SPEAKER_00: 32:33

We'll see what happens.

SPEAKER_03: 32:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 32:35

How are you doing?

SPEAKER_03: 32:36

Good. Cool. What you doing?

SPEAKER_00: 32:37

Uh sitting here. Cool. What are you up to?

SPEAKER_03: 32:41

I'm also sitting.

SPEAKER_00: 32:42

You're also sitting, okay.

SPEAKER_03: 32:43

Talking into a microwave.

SPEAKER_00: 32:45

A microwave? You shouldn't be sticking your head in the microwave.

SPEAKER_03: 32:48

No, but I heard that some people do that.

SPEAKER_00: 32:51

Yeah. Some people do. And I'm not sure they come out the same person they were before they went in.

SPEAKER_01: 32:59

Maybe not.

SPEAKER_00: 32:59

They change. Yeah. Microphane right microphone.

unknown: 33:04

Wow.

SPEAKER_04: 33:05

I thought you were gonna say microface.

SPEAKER_00: 33:08

Microface. Is what happens when you stick your head to the microwave.

SPEAKER_04: 33:14

You get a really tiny face.

SPEAKER_00: 33:15

Yeah, it's like your head is the same size, but all of your facial features just shrink up. And that's a microface.

SPEAKER_03: 33:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 33:23

Yeah. Don't do that. No. Is what I'm getting to.

SPEAKER_03: 33:26

Okay. Gonna stop that.

SPEAKER_00: 33:28

Stop doing that. I've noticed changes in my face. In your face. Uh it it's getting smaller. And at this point it just looks really weird.

SPEAKER_03: 33:39

Okay. How how do you uh uh enlarge the face?

SPEAKER_00: 33:43

Put your head in the oven, I think. Then everything melts. Because I think the radioactive waves it tightens everything.

SPEAKER_03: 33:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 33:52

And then uh when you put your head in the oven, it m melts and relaxes.

SPEAKER_03: 33:59

Oh, so you can reform it?

SPEAKER_00: 34:00

Uh either the oven or uh the bathtub with water in it, not just an empty bathtub.

SPEAKER_03: 34:08

Do you go straight to the freezer to make it stay the way it's supposed to after? Or no. No.

SPEAKER_00: 34:15

You know like those tiny dinosaur things, like sponges, little toys, and you put it in water and they f fill up with water and get a lot bigger.

SPEAKER_03: 34:26

No, but sounds cool.

SPEAKER_00: 34:28

Your face is a sponge.

SPEAKER_03: 34:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 34:30

That's what happens.

SPEAKER_03: 34:30

Oh.

SPEAKER_00: 34:31

It's not the oven, it's the water.

SPEAKER_03: 34:33

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00: 34:34

I was wrong.

SPEAKER_03: 34:35

So not the oven.

SPEAKER_00: 34:36

Not the oven, not the freezer. You uh put your face in water.

SPEAKER_03: 34:41

What if my for hours. What if my face leaks?

SPEAKER_00: 34:46

Then you won't notice because your face is in water.

SPEAKER_03: 34:50

Ah, okay, but you have to stay in water the the entire your entire life.

SPEAKER_00: 34:56

36 hours.

SPEAKER_03: 34:57

Okay. But what uh what if my face leaks after those 36 hours?

SPEAKER_00: 35:04

Oh, I think you'll be okay. I I've never heard of that happening.

SPEAKER_03: 35:07

Okay, okay. Okay. Never heard about a leaky face.

SPEAKER_00: 35:11

No, no. Unless you get emotional.

SPEAKER_03: 35:14

Yeah. I don't.

SPEAKER_00: 35:15

And then your face will shrink up again.

unknown: 35:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 35:18

If you get so emotional that your entire face empties out, then that's a problem.

SPEAKER_03: 35:24

Yeah, so you get a micro face.

SPEAKER_00: 35:26

Your micro face comes back.

SPEAKER_03: 35:28

Yeah, okay. Then you you have to go back to the water.

SPEAKER_00: 35:32

Yeah. The bathtub.

SPEAKER_03: 35:34

Bathtub. If you have a bathtub.

SPEAKER_00: 35:36

If you have a bathtub. Otherwise the toilet works fine.

SPEAKER_04: 35:40

Do you have to flood it or Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 35:43

Yeah. You have to like um you know, flush it.

SPEAKER_04: 35:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 35:47

Like as much as you possibly can for 36 hours. And then other people who live around you and share the water with you will be really upset because you used up all the water.

SPEAKER_03: 35:58

Yeah, and when you're upset, you start to cry and Yeah, because of all the lawsuits against you. No my face is shrinking again.

SPEAKER_00: 36:08

My suggestion for you is to move nearby a lake.

SPEAKER_03: 36:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 36:13

So then you have like constant access to the water. It might be cold. You'll have problems in the winter because that freezes up.

SPEAKER_03: 36:24

Like a freezer.

SPEAKER_00: 36:25

Like a freezer. That's not good.

SPEAKER_03: 36:27

Which is not good.

SPEAKER_00: 36:28

It's not gonna help you. Okay. Um Yeah. Uh what was I saying? The lake freezes up. Yeah. And then uh it doesn't really help if you smash your head into the lake. Okay. The ice frozen lake. Okay. Um so then you have to wait until it melts. Or use the toilet. Yeah. Or someone else's toilet, I guess.

SPEAKER_03: 36:51

Yeah. Maybe.

SPEAKER_00: 36:52

Mm-hmm. Toilet at work. Yeah. Use up their water.

SPEAKER_03: 36:56

Yeah, sorry, it can't work. Need to think about my face.

SPEAKER_00: 36:59

Yeah, my face is distracting me. I need to fix this.

SPEAKER_03: 37:04

Straight to the toilet.

SPEAKER_00: 37:06

Yep. Just stick your face in there. Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 37:09

That's why uh why all the toilet and uh at work got clogged.

SPEAKER_00: 37:14

Clog because of people's faces going down the toilet.

SPEAKER_03: 37:18

Yeah, they needed to to fix their faces.

SPEAKER_00: 37:21

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 37:22

Because yeah. People had microfaces.

SPEAKER_00: 37:26

Micro faces. I think so.

SPEAKER_03: 37:29

So you got a microface there. And they're like, excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_00: 37:34

Yeah. Be right back.

SPEAKER_03: 37:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 37:36

In 36 hours. The toilets are constantly uh in use. And this is what happens when you stick your face in the microwave.

SPEAKER_03: 37:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 37:50

These are all the people who made that mistake. Because it was probably some like trend that teenagers got into. Yeah. From TikTok. Yeah. And this is why TikTok is dangerous. We can't have it.

SPEAKER_03: 38:03

No. But but we're helping.

SPEAKER_00: 38:06

And roasty toasty ghosty. We are against uh microfacing.

SPEAKER_03: 38:12

Yeah, exactly. And uh and w we've said that people learn nothing and nothing at all from this.

SPEAKER_00: 38:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 38:20

Not true.

SPEAKER_00: 38:21

Not always. It's not a promise that you won't learn something. Um but it's what you do with the information that you get from the podcast.

SPEAKER_01: 38:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 38:32

That's the important part. So don't go try trying this. Don't go try. Don't go it. Don't do it. Don't go try. Not good.

SPEAKER_03: 38:43

Don't go try microfacing.

SPEAKER_00: 38:46

No.

SPEAKER_03: 38:46

It's the worst trend.

SPEAKER_00: 38:48

It is. It's like worse than the the bath salts.

SPEAKER_03: 38:53

Oh yeah. Right?

SPEAKER_00: 38:54

That was a thing. And the the tie pods. Tie tie pods. The detergent pods.

SPEAKER_03: 39:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 39:00

They looked like candy and people were eating them.

SPEAKER_03: 39:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00: 39:03

Kids. Okay. Because of social media. Huh. And also snorting cinnamon or something.

SPEAKER_02: 39:11

They did the cinnamon challenge where they took a spoon.

SPEAKER_00: 39:14

Oh, they ate it, or they didn't sniff it.

SPEAKER_02: 39:17

They tried to swallow it. Oh, cool.

SPEAKER_00: 39:20

That's cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 39:21

Should we try it?

SPEAKER_00: 39:22

Like a dragon.

SPEAKER_03: 39:24

Yeah, but with like brown fire.

SPEAKER_00: 39:27

Yeah, it wasn't a dried-out dragon. Poor thing.

SPEAKER_03: 39:32

Yeah. Didn't have enough water.

SPEAKER_00: 39:34

No.

SPEAKER_03: 39:35

No. Dragons shouldn't have water.

SPEAKER_00: 39:37

Not if they're breathing fire.

SPEAKER_03: 39:39

Right? How how does that work? What do dragons drink water? Do they?

SPEAKER_00: 39:45

Do they?

SPEAKER_03: 39:45

Or do they drink gasoline or something?

SPEAKER_00: 39:48

Lava?

SPEAKER_03: 39:49

Lava?

SPEAKER_00: 39:49

Maybe gasoline, actually.

SPEAKER_03: 39:51

They've got the little lighter in their throats. Yeah, they need to be fueled. Yeah. Somehow.

SPEAKER_00: 39:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 40:00

Right?

SPEAKER_00: 40:00

I think so. Dragons drink gasoline and they eat, I don't know, ogres, I think.

SPEAKER_03: 40:08

Probably.

SPEAKER_00: 40:09

That's what I've heard. Ogres.

SPEAKER_03: 40:10

Ogres.

SPEAKER_00: 40:11

I whispered. Ogres. Ogres. No one's supposed to know about this.

SPEAKER_04: 40:15

Ogurts.

SPEAKER_00: 40:16

Yogurt.

SPEAKER_04: 40:17

Yogurt.

SPEAKER_00: 40:19

They drink gasoline and they eat yogurt. Don't tell anyone, but I know firsthand. Secrets.

SPEAKER_03: 40:28

Yeah. Secrets. Roasted toasty ghost.

SPEAKER_00: 40:31

Roasty toasty toasty. Good times. Good times. Um, so I think this is uh good for the second half.

SPEAKER_03: 40:42

Okay, yeah. Sure. No. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00: 40:45

Um, maybe. Just ramble. Yeah. Rambling is always fun.

SPEAKER_03: 40:49

Rambo.

SPEAKER_00: 40:50

Rambo is fun.

SPEAKER_03: 40:51

Yeah. I like him.

SPEAKER_00: 40:53

Mm-hmm. Mm. I mean we're rainbow.

SPEAKER_03: 40:56

A rainbow.

SPEAKER_00: 40:57

Rainbow. Because it still sounds like I say Rambo. And I say rainbow.

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Rainbow.

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Rainbow. Bo.

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Bo.

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Bo.

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Bo. Ring and Bo.

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Nigh Bo Bo. Thai si. No bow bo. Guy guy guy. No bo. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03: 41:16

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_00: 41:17

Did you like it?

SPEAKER_03: 41:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 41:19

It's um not an original by me. That was just the cover.

SPEAKER_03: 41:23

There was a cover.

SPEAKER_00: 41:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 41:24

I've heard the original and it's better.

SPEAKER_00: 41:26

It is better. Of course. Sorry. A million times. I'm not a very good singer.

SPEAKER_03: 41:31

No.

unknown: 41:32

No.

SPEAKER_03: 41:33

No.

SPEAKER_00: 41:33

Whatever. No, you're you calm down over there. Feelings are getting hurt. I don't care for it.

SPEAKER_04: 41:41

You're gonna quit the drunk uh I'm quitting getting drunk.

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No drunk um karaoke.

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Oh, the Christmas karaoke. Yeah. Yep, I quit because I can't sing.

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Yeah.

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I might invite my oldest to replace me if he's so good. Yeah. So much better than me. Oh my goodness. Can you believe we have 28 days? I cannot 28 days. It's like this far. This far away. This far on the map.

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Yeah.

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If this was today and this is when we leave, it's this far. On the calendar, it's this far.

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Yeah. Depends on the size of the calendar. But yeah.

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My calendar is this far.

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I have a very tiny I'm micro calendar, so it's your micro face. Yeah.

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Okay.

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I had to shrink my calendar to fit my micro face.

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So you can read it properly. Okay. Um. I'm getting very excited. Good.

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Uh me too.

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I'm getting less stressed and more excited to just like go.

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Oh, that's good. I like that.

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Right now. I can't speak for like day off.

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Day off.

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Or during the duration.

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Yeah. We're gonna have uh Christmas before.

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Right before. Right before. Right before.

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Right before.

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Right before. Title Directly before we go. Will be Christmas.

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Yeah.

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Can you believe?

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No.

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Alright. That's all I had to say about that. I cannot believe. You can't believe it. Alright. That's all I had to say about that.

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Okay, Forrest Gump.

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Thank you. Is there anything else? Um about Oh, like anything.

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Excuse you.

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Thank you. I had to get it out. Sorry.

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Still not done.

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No? Hold on.

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Still going.

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Yeah?

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Don't stress it.

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Very bubbly. Alright, I think I'm good. Thank you. Um, what now? What is this? What are we doing? Was what's going on? Oh, it's time to record the podcast.

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Yeah, maybe we should start now.

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Okay. Uh alright. Well, that's enough of that.

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Yeah, I think so.

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Um, how are you feeling about this? Wow, we went through a lot.

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Yeah, uh what what a story. What a story.

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What did we even what was the point of this?

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What a journey.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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You know, it was a little bit of everything. It was even fantasy in there.

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So Yeah. I was a fan. I enjoyed it.

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Yeah, I'm not a big fan of fantasy, but this one, it's up there.

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It was exciting.

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Yeah. Oh. I've I talked to people uh about fantasy at work.

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Okay.

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And I'm I'm like, yeah, I'm not a big fan, and they're like, I like Harry Potter and Lord of the Wells. And and I'm like, I'm not a big fan. And they're like, yeah, but I'm not I don't like the Narnia.

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I'm like, I kinda like Narnia. So what's the difference? I haven't really seen Narnia.

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Okay. Uh I don't know. Um I think that uh Narnia I watched uh when I was younger.

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Okay.

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So that's probably the probably probably the difference.

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Okay.

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So I I I don't know. I I I like the you know, they walk into a closet, a walk-in closet.

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Wow. Uh I've heard those are very fancy.

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Yeah.

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Only fancy people have one of those.

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I heard good things about those.

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You know where Superman came from? A walk-in closet.

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Oh. So he came out from the closet?

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As Superman. Be yourself.

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Yeah.

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Is the moral of that story.

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Yeah.

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Also Narnia.

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Yeah. What did they do? They went into another world.

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Oh.

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Narnia.

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That could also happen if you walk into a walking closet.

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Yeah.

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Magic.

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Yeah, maybe I should try that.

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Maybe.

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Yeah, and they uh in that world they meet like a lion and p other creatures.

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Lion, the is it a wizard? Is there a wizard? It's not the lion, the some the wardrobe and the witchcraft.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, something like that.

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Witch and the lion. Or something. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I I I I'm just thinking about the Swedish title, and I'm like, Hexanole Jonat has something. And that's the witch and the lion, but uh I I'm not sure.

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Okay.

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But uh yeah. I only saw the first movie though of the Narnia.

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Alright.

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So I I do want to see the other ones.

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We will. Yes. At some point. There's supposed to be a fourth one.

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Yeah, but they never m make that.

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They never make it.

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No. They don't wanna.

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They think about it, I'm sure, every day. Should we make this? And then they're like, nah.

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It's like the fourth rush hour. They've been talking about that for over ten years.

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Yeah.

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Um, and um same with the Shanghai 3.

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Yeah.

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I think they had even a title Shanghai Dawn.

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Yeah, I heard that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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And then no, they're not they're not doing it.

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No, that's too bad.

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Yeah. Development help.

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Yeah.

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That's where it's stuck.

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Okay. How do you feel about this episode?

SPEAKER_03: 47:32

Uh I feel it was uh weird.

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I feel like we've touched pretty much every topic we could uh think of.

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Yeah.

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Um which are you out of sips?

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You know what? I am. But I can I can try to be even more out of sips.

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Okay.

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Okay, done.

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I'm all out of sips.

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Yeah, and me too. And that means we're all out of episode.

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So while we reach the end of the episode, Matias. Very important question. I have to know. What is ruining your life right now?

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Um, yeah, I I have to I'm gonna do the simple thing and say that it's my uh fatigue. Tiredness.

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Big word.

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Is is that uh correct?

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That is correct.

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Good. Fatigue.

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Very fancy. Fancy word for exhausted.

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Yeah. Fatias.

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That's mean. You can't say that.

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It's kind of funny though.

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It's it's funny, but you can't say that. Fatigas. Vatigas.

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Vaginas? No.

SPEAKER_00: 48:43

Vaginas. Hello, my name is Veginas.

SPEAKER_03: 48:49

I'm tired. Yeah. Uh okay. What fajitas. Oh yeah. That's fajitas.

SPEAKER_00: 48:59

Um it's uh Mexican food. Fajitas, right?

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Yeah, yeah, I've I've heard of it.

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Your name is Fajita.

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It's and also mojito.

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Yeah. Also known as mosquitoes.

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Ah, yeah.

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Uh anyway, what you're tired.

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Fatigue.

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Fatigue.

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I'm fatigued.

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Mmm. Intrigued.

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Yeah, but no. No. I'm tired, so I'm fatigued.

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Okay.

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Alright. Alright. Alright, alright.

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Yeah, I I I I I fixed that word. You didn't. You you said it and it's here now.

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Yeah, now it's here.

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We all heard it.

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Yeah, you're welcome.

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You heard it here first, folks. Folks. Folks. You have to pronounce that L. Folks. Folks. Uh Matias is tired.

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Yes, I am. Uh what's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_00: 49:52

My life is being ruined because I don't know. I um uh I have homework. Homework is ruining my life. Also, um, I don't have a gym card, so I'm not moving that much. I I have no excuse not to move so much because I have a treadmill behind me. So I could do my homework while on the treadmill.

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Yeah, you could do your work at at home. Home workout.

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My homework. Oh, that's good. I need to add that to my schedule. Home workout.

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Yeah.

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Um, I just d I haven't felt like it. I don't wanna. I don't wanna I don't wanna. Um, I'll do better, I think. I hope.

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You should.

SPEAKER_00: 50:35

I'm I'm I should do better. Yeah. I really should do better. I also have all the stress of this trip um on my mind, but it goes in waves. Like one minute, I'm like, oh my god, I'm so excited. We're gonna go on this super amazing trip, and it's gonna be so fun, and all the things that I'm gonna do, and all the things I'm gonna see, and people I'm gonna talk to, and I'm gonna go into stores, and I'm also gonna eat food. Yeah. I'm really excited, but also there's like worst-case scenarios going through my head. My kids don't get along, and we're gonna be going on a road trip. Not just a road trip. We're going to be flying as well. I don't know how they're gonna respond to flight.

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Yeah. We're gonna talk about this more in coming episodes. Yes.

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Yes, we are.

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Um, but yeah, um I'm right now I feel like this trip is uh uh for for me, for some reason it feels like meh. No, no, no. It feels more like this is just uh imaginary. We don't have to be a big thing. It's not gonna happen. No, we're not gonna go on a trip.

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It's weird owl all over again. Yeah. Like, yeah, sure, we keep talking about this, but it's not gonna happen.

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No.

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We're not gonna meet that guy. Yeah. And then we did.

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So the it's gonna be like that. I um the entire time. No, until we're there. Okay. You know, uh when we're at the airport, that's probably when I get mm gonna get nervous.

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Yeah, that's when it hits.

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Right now, I don't uh it's not gonna happen.

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So your only job at the airport is to follow my instructions.

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Yeah.

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Uh follow me and take care of a kid. Take care of my daughter. Make sure that she's within your sight at all times.

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Yeah, she's my responsibility.

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Can you handle that?

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I'll try.

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If you lose her, I won't get that upset.

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Okay. Okay.

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One less to worry about.

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It's okay.

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No, I love her. Don't lose her. No, I'll don't hurt her.

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No.

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Um if you hurt her, she's allowed to hurt you back.

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That might hurt.

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It might, but that's what you get. Yeah. You get what you give.

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What if she hurts me first?

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Am I Be a big person like you are and don't hit her back. Exactly. Exactly. Be a big person, don't hit her back. Be like, that's not okay. Don't do that.

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Big big people can hit back.

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Okay.

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Uh Matias. Matthias, Matthias. Matthias. Um Fatias. Fatias. Fatigas. Um Would you like to wrap this up?

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Yeah, let's wrap this up.

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Finally. Oh my gosh.

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Yeah. Oh my gosh.

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Oh my gosh. Let's wrap this up then.

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Okay.

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Thank you for listening to whatever the heck this was. Um, it was fun.

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Yeah, it was some kind of episode.

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Hopefully you learned something. Um don't stick your face in the microwave, is one thing.

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Exactly. And uh don't uh give uh dragons water.

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Right. They won't care for it.

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No.

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They will get hydrated. Yeah. They don't want that.

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No, that's not good. So much smoke.

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So much smoke. Aww. Um, alright. Join us on December 13th for a live Mad Libs, drunk Christmas karaoke live mad libs.

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Yeah.

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Uh, in which we sing and we drink and we have a good time. Yeah. And we rewrite the Christmas classics. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I am so good. Um, be there. It'll be fun on Twitch. Uh you can find information like literally anywhere I write things.

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Yeah. Lilr.

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Lily. Lully.

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You know.

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Exactly. We will be back with a brand new episode that is hopefully better than this one.

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Yeah, I I think we set the bar pretty low now, so Good. Yeah.

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Good.

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So n next uh week it's gonna be like a walk in the park.

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Future episodes will be better than this one.

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Oh yeah. Um we promise.

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And that will come out on Tuesday, as usual.

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Yes.

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I have oh, I have fan mail. I am so sorry. I have to make a huge apologize. Apologize. A huge apologize to uh our fans. Fan.

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You said fans as in plural.

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Oh my god, I know. Um uh we got fan mail was what I was trying to say.

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The fan mail.

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The fan mail. Several though. Okay.

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Um but just the one person.

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Right.

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Mm-hmm. Cool.

SPEAKER_00: 55:47

Okay. Yeah, I got one fan mail last week, uh, or two weeks ago even, and then another one for last episode. Uh, I forgot to read it.

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Hmm.

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The first one. Yeah. Okay, so uh this one was written on November 19th.

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Okay.

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From our favorite listener, Heather, my sister.

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Yes. Hello, Heather. Hello.

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She said, This year's Thanksgiving meal consists of a brined turkey with rosemary and garlic that my husband makes, which is never dry and oh so tasty. And I do the sides and desserts, which are baked Brussels sprouts with prochato and shallots, buttery mashed potatoes, homemade cranberry sauce, biscuits, gravy, an apple cranberry pie, and a pumpkin pie. Alright.

SPEAKER_03: 56:39

Alright, sounds very fancy.

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Very fancy. Um yeah. Alright, well that's that's cool. It sounds mostly good. Um yeah, cool. I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.

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Yeah, I hope so too.

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I've been really bad at calling, and I'm sorry. Uh November 25th, which was a couple days ago.

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Yes.

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She wrote, uh, I think this is for you. Okay. You got mail.

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Uh for me.

SPEAKER_00: 57:11

For you. Okay. I'm assuming. Uh most of the time, when you're giving the summaries of movies, I have no idea what you're talking about because I don't know actor names. But some of the movies you talk about I haven't seen. So even if you said the character names, I still wouldn't know what you're talking about.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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Okay.

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That was exciting.

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Yeah. Uh that's something I have to work on.

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I'm not sure how you could improve. Uh, we can't improve her uh knowledge on movies.

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But so I say okay, yeah, I say character names. Maybe I should stick with the actor names. If that helps.

SPEAKER_00: 57:51

I don't know. Uh I don't know if it makes a difference.

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No, if you're confused about my uh summaries, uh I advise you to go to IMDb.

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Or watch the movie.

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Watch the movie or go to IMDB and look up the characters and the actors who play the characters. And there you have it.

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There's your answers. Matias, he has all the answers.

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Oh yeah. I am DB.

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You are DB. The best. I am the best.

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I am the best.

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The best. Okay. Uh thank you for your fan mail. Send in some more. Uh let us know your thoughts and stuff. And we will read it on the next episode.

SPEAKER_01: 58:35

Yes.

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I'm done here. I'm just gonna say it straight up. Um I'm gonna thank you one more time for listening and join our live man limbs, and we'll be back next week and have a good life.

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Yes, that's that sounds good.

SPEAKER_00: 58:51

Yeah. Alright.

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Alright.

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Okay, bye.

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Bye bye.

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And we'll be back with another one next Tuesday on a podcast provider near you.

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Goodbye, Matthias.

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Goodbye, Lauren.