#158: I Get Lost Easily

In which Lauren & Mattias do some Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as Chestnuts and a forever pause. 

• Content:
• Opening
• Weekly check in
  • Zootropolis 2 & sequels 
  • Sundays
  • Malfunctioning phones
• Intermission
• Movie on!
  •  The Mighty Ducks 
  • Cobra
• Mad Libs
• Wrap up
  • What's ruining our lives
  • [drunk] Christmas Karaoke Live Mad Libs! December 13, 2025 8pm CET/2pm EST on Twitch @roastytoastyghostypodcast

Chapters

• 0:00 Cold Open And Welcome
• 0:46 Stress, Deadlines, And Catastrophe Thinking
• 3:20 Weekend Recap And Zootopia 2
• 6:40 Sequels We Love And Star Wars Bits
• 8:00 Sunday Routines And Why They’re Tough
• 12:10 The Jackie Chan Satire Bit
• 14:20 Weekdays Blur: Work, Workouts, And Distractions
• 16:24 Phone Failure Panic And The Mystery SIM
• 19:20 Surprise Mail And The Fix
• 21:05 Unwritten Texting Rules Between Friends
• 22:00 Teaching Gymnastics And A Calf Disaster
• 25:40 Break And December Vibes
• 26:30 Movie Night: The Mighty Ducks
• 30:20 Movie Night: Cobra And Stallone Trivia
• 34:32 Mad Libs Mayhem: Christmas Cats
• 38:20 Mad Libs Mayhem: Dragon Eggs
• 42:00 What’s Ruining Our Lives
• 45:15 Closing, Schedule, And Live Karaoke Announcement

Transcript

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In a world where everything is unscripted, this is roasty, toasty, roasty.

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For better.

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I'm back.

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Good. So should we start this maybe?

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I guess so. We can do that.

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Yeah?

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Would you like to open this up?

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Yeah, let's open this up.

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Alright, do that then.

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Did I do good?

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Yeah, it looked like you were gonna dump it at first. Yeah. No, thank you.

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Uh.

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Alright.

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I believe it's your turn to open this up.

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Hello. And welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Lauren.

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And I am Matthias.

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And we are gonna be your besties for the next hour or so.

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Yeah.

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Uh yep. This is the podcast in which you will learn nothing at all.

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Yeah. Uh yeah.

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That's how it's gonna be. Probably forever.

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Yeah. You can pick any any of our uh episodes and you will learn nothing.

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Other I mean, you won't even learn why you're still listening.

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No.

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We just we don't know. We just have that kind of effect on people.

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Yeah.

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So welcome.

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Do we?

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I no. No. No, we don't. I like to think that.

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We can pretend. Yeah. We're good at that.

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People don't know.

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No.

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I know. They don't know.

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Since they don't listen.

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Yes. It's hard to know something if you don't hear it.

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Exactly.

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Uh right. Uh Matias, how are you doing?

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Uh I'm doing well, thank you.

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Cool.

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Uh, how are you doing?

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I'm I'm okay. I'm good. I'm stressed.

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You're stressed.

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I'm stressed.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Uh no, it's just it's school and everything. I have a big deadline and uh I have to do all the things in the next couple of weeks. Yeah. And all the things are big and scary and they feel like it's not gonna go well. Uh in the end they do kinda go well. Uh but yeah, that's just how how it's going.

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Yeah, I feel like you have um, you know, the you're fearing worse than what's actually happening, and I think that's fairly common.

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Yeah.

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I do that too.

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Yep.

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Like a catastrophe tanker almost, like catastrophe thoughts.

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Yeah, I uh I I expect the worst, yeah. And um it's just that, you know, everything is so tight and uh it would be nice we'll with a little extra time, but whatever. Yeah. I'm just gonna plow through things like I do and hope for the best.

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Yeah. I have uh similar thoughts as well, because I also think that I need to get some things done before we go.

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Alright. Um Matias, what have you been up to this week?

SPEAKER_05: 3:13

Uh I have been up to Okay, so what happened on Saturday? Saturday.

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Shatter.

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Saturday.

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Well, you stayed home and edited all day because I went to work and I wanted you to come visit me. Yeah, but you chose not to.

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No, because I went to the cinema.

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Oh yeah, that too.

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I saw Zotopia 2.

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Zootopia.

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Zootopia. Zootopia. Zotropolis 4. Oh yeah, that's also That's the Swedish way of saying it.

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Right. And without saying too much because I haven't seen it.

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Uh just thoughts. Thoughts. I I really liked it. I liked the first one, so I had fairly high thoughts about this one. So yeah, I I did enjoy this one too.

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Good.

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Yeah.

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You always get like really uh skeptical when it comes to uh sequels.

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Yeah.

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There's always that risk that like uh they're trying too hard to like recreate the first one, and sometimes it's just a repeat of the first one, but slightly different. They're in a different location and maybe a new character.

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Yeah, okay. Yeah. W when putting it like that, i that's kind of what this is, but um okay. But you know, uh I I still liked it. It it was funny, it was uh yeah, good.

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It was still good.

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Yeah, I like it.

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Alright, good.

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So I don't want maybe I shouldn't like uh give you too high hopes hopes for it, but um you know.

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It's I have a question. Watchable. Okay.

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Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Off the top of your head, what is the best sequel ever?

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Best uh oh that's easy. Terminator 2.

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Oh well, duh. Alright. The first one that comes to my head is Lion King 2.

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Okay.

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Uh I really like that one. I could be wrong. It's been a long time since I've seen it. But that was just the first one that came to my head.

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Yeah, it's a good one. And uh yeah, I actually I kinda like a lot of uh second movies.

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Yeah.

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In in s uh you know the series or the franchise.

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Yeah.

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Uh I don't know why, but uh is uh f for some reason I I kind of tend to like the second one better.

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Okay.

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And then the third one usually that's really okay.

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And then the fourth one is like worse.

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Yeah, i if it comes to the fourth one, uh yeah, it's uh usually worse. Well, it depends. Sometimes it's fairly good.

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Okay. What about the fifth one?

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That usually suck.

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Okay. If they get to it, what about the sixth one?

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You know what? It's not too bad.

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You know, I really like sequels, but the sixth one after that is like the best out of the series.

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You know, thinking about it. It's better than the second one.

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Better than the first one.

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It's better than all of them. So they should always start with the sixth one.

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Did we ever talk about uh our favorite Star Wars movie?

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Um We did. We did, okay.

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Okay. What was your favorite Star Wars movie? Just a recap.

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Empire Strikes Back.

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Alright. I'm gonna say Phantom of the Opera. Phantom of the Oprah was my favorite Star Wars movie.

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The Phantom Menace.

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Right. The Phantom of the Menace.

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Yeah, that's the first one.

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Yeah, yeah. Think about it. Like the first one.

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Yeah.

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It gets complicated.

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Uh in that it's not really the first one, but it's it's the fourth one, but it's the first one. Yeah, exactly.

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Uh yeah. Makes so much sense. Depends on who you're talking to.

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Yeah, true.

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Anyway, that was Saturday. I worked. I worked right after gymnastics, after I taught gymnastics. And uh then I went home. Uh my daughter planned on Christmas decorating over the weekend, but she didn't do that. Okay. I think we did that on Monday instead. Oh, maybe. We got it done. It took a really long time because I just put the boxes back in the basement yesterday.

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Back in the basement.

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Back in the basement.

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Okay. But um uh did something happen on Sunday?

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Oh.

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Oh. Oh. I don't think anything happened to me.

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Uh well, I woke up late, so it must have not been that much that happened on Sunday. Cause when I do that, I get like groggy and meh, like headache for the day. All because I wanted to catch up on my sleep.

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Yeah.

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Um, so I'm assuming it wasn't the best day.

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No.

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I uh did not go to gymnastics. I wanted to, and then I looked at my phone, and then I realized I I'm too late to leave. Uh I thought I only looked at my phone for like two minutes and then 40 minutes went by. I was like, oh, I guess I'm not going. Uh yeah, that's what happened on Sunday. I'm sure something else happened, but that's the most important part.

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I yeah, I did ed edit. I did edit. Yes. Yes. That's it.

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Uh anything.

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Sundays are so boring.

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You know what? I don't like Sundays. One, because Sundays are usually my like catch-up on chores day. I don't like doing chores. Nobody likes doing chores. My kids hate doing chores, and I don't like it either.

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Yeah.

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But they have to be done, and I hate that. Because like if I ignore it, then it's a mess. And then people start complaining, and then suddenly it's my fault because I don't do anything.

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Uh yeah, that's how it is.

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Also, point number two on why I hate Sundays. This is my essay. Okay. Argument number two is that uh we have gymnastics on Sundays. My daughter goes to gymnastics, and then I mean, this is in a town that's like 20 minutes away. Okay. I drive 20 minutes, I drop her off at gymnastics, I go to the store and go shopping uh for food for the week, and then I go back and I pick her up. We go home. 20 minutes, 20 minute drive home. And then I do something for the next three hours, and then I get back in the car, or maybe it's more than three hours. I don't know. I don't count the hours.

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No.

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But I get back in the car and I drive 20 minutes back to gymnastics. So I can, you know, practice and train. And then after like an hour and what ends up being 45 minutes when it's only supposed to be 30, I get back in the car and I drive all the way back home. And at this point, it's past uh the kids' bedtime.

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Okay.

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So it's like late. And then I lay on the couch and realize how little I've actually done during the day, and then I go to bed.

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Yeah.

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Well realize how late it I I've been.

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Yeah. Yeah. I don't like Sundays because it's Monday the day after. That's when I start working.

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So You're not gonna pass this essay because that's not long enough.

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No. I I feel like um it's m it was more of a rant than an essay.

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Mine ended up being an essay. An argument.

SPEAKER_05: 10:47

Oh, I I thought you were uh it sounded more like a rant to me.

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Yeah, yeah. Well it started off as a rant and then I realized it sounds like an argumental essay.

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Okay.

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So that's what it ended up being.

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What was the uh counter-argument?

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The counter-argument was that Sundays are good.

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Okay, who who who had that?

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Uh the other guy in the class. And I don't like him, so I have to fight him.

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Okay.

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No matter what the the topic is, I'm gonna be against him because I just don't like the guy. I don't know who he is, but I won't like him. Whatever he says is wrong.

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He's like, I like Jackie Chan.

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Like, no, I'm gonna write a five-page essay on why I don't like Jackie Chan. Yeah. Okay. One, I'm gonna start this now. Let's start a fight.

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Oh yeah.

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One, he's Chinese, don't like it. Two, he's short. I don't know. I'm assuming. He looks short in the movies. Okay. I'm sure he's fine.

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He's taller than you.

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You know what? Three, he's taller than me. Okay, so don't care for it. Four, he's stronger than me. Don't care for that either. You know what? Uh five, his handstands look fake. Okay, fight me. Sure, they're real, but they look fake.

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Yeah.

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I can do a better handstand than that.

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Yeah, that's not possible.

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I won't care how real it is. It's not possible. Um in conclusion.

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You hate Jackie Chan.

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I hate Jackie Chan. This essay was uh highly satirical. It was uh it it was supposed to be funny and not taken seriously. Oh, okay. Don't fight me, please. Is this name Matias? I have a lot of pent-up anger. Okay, so that was Sunday.

SPEAKER_05: 12:43

Oh yeah. Monday you said that you were doing the Christmas decorations.

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Right, we didn't I uh yes. Yes, that's true.

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I went to work. I've been working evenings this week.

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Yay. Yeah. So I haven't really seen you.

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No, not not really.

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No, no, not really, no.

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Not really.

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No, no, no.

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Screw it up there. Uh okay, so is that Monday?

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That was Monday.

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Yeah. Tuesday?

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Tuesday was a day.

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Yeah, it was. That's true.

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My days have been like mediocre, kind of the same every day. Uh I drop off the kids, I come home, clean up a little bit, and then I get on the treadmill, and I I put homework out on my schedule. So that's what I do when I uh finish cleaning up in the morning.

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Yeah.

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So I get on the treadmill and I do my homework. And then I realized towards the end of my home workout time, I get distracted and I do something completely yes, but I'm still on the treadmill. So it's still multitasking. But I'm not doing homework anymore.

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No.

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So I'm not sure uh what to think about this.

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No. Uh no, that's did I have anything to say? I felt it felt like I had something to say, but then I forgot. So no.

SPEAKER_01: 14:11

No. Alright, well that was Monday and Tuesday.

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Yeah.

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Um, Wednesday.

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Yeah. I should I should work out. I should use the bike I have at home.

SPEAKER_01: 14:21

You really should. I don't. No. You know what? There's gyms in the hotels. Oh, that's true. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna gym at the hotels.

SPEAKER_03: 14:30

Yeah.

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Why not? Maybe. Uh we'll see. Anyway, um, so Wednesday was a couple days ago.

SPEAKER_05: 14:40

Yes.

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And then you have a story for me.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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Okay, so it happened, it started Wednesday night when I got home.

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The suspense.

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Mm-hmm. Uh my phone wasn't working.

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Oh my god. This is a horror story.

SPEAKER_05: 14:56

Yeah, it is, because uh it's so scary when the phone's not working.

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Um It turns into a ghost.

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Yeah, I I couldn't uh call, I couldn't text, I couldn't uh use the internet, I couldn't uh I couldn't receive anything. I I was so locked from uh the outside world of sound like I thought you were gonna say I was so lost. Yeah, that too.

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My phone's not working and I'm lost. It doesn't take much, does it?

SPEAKER_04: 15:30

No, I'm I get lost easily. Showers uh with uh uh phones not working, you know.

SPEAKER_01: 15:41

You caught the reference.

SPEAKER_05: 15:42

Yes. Good. Oh yes.

SPEAKER_01: 15:45

Okay, so then what?

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That's why I get lost in the shower, because I don't have the phone with me.

SPEAKER_01: 15:52

You need to get a waterproof phone so that you can take it into the shower with you on second thought? Maybe not.

SPEAKER_05: 15:59

No, uh I uh I tried to restart it like a billion times at least. And uh counted. Yeah, I did. And uh no, it nothing worked. Then uh the day after I sent you a mess uh message on uh messenger uh on my computer instead, because that worked. And uh so um yeah, we uh a very frustrated message. Oh, frustrated and uh panicky and yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_01: 16:30

All the feelings they just poured out at once. So if you could cry, you probably would have.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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So um you came and picked me up.

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I saved you. Yeah, you did.

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You tried to.

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I'm trying to save you. Yeah. It was an attempt. You gotta give me credit here.

SPEAKER_05: 16:51

Uh so yeah, we uh we did everything we could or but nothing worked.

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And it died.

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Yeah. Uh so yeah.

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I said, I'm sorry, we could ever we we did everything we could. Yeah. You didn't make it.

SPEAKER_04: 17:07

No. We we tried CPR and We tried changing the SIM card. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 17:14

Also CPR.

SPEAKER_04: 17:15

For for some reason I thought you were gonna say changing the diaper.

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We changed it's diaper, didn't work. You never know.

SPEAKER_05: 17:25

So yeah, no, and nothing worked, but I did remember that I a few months ago, at least two months ago, I got a new SIM card uh uh in the mail. And I'm like, what I don't need a new SIM card. What's this about? But so I I didn't really think about that. And the funny thing about the that letter is that you know it comes in the uh SIM card thing, uh but it uh it was no letter with it, so it didn't say anything. It j they just sent the SIM card. So I didn't know what that meant. Yeah. I'm like, did I uh fix a new one? Or I I I had no idea. And since if they just put a letter in it and um explained why I should uh change it, I would have done it earlier. Yeah. But now I didn't get any message at all.

SPEAKER_01: 18:26

So yeah. You know what? Random mail is kind of fun sometimes though.

SPEAKER_03: 18:31

Yeah. Uh can be.

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I I got random mail this week. I was laying on the couch and then I got a message saying, Oh, your package arrived, or whatever mail arrived. I was like, Okay, what's that?

SPEAKER_03: 18:44

Yeah.

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I don't remember ordering anything. I mean, mm-and and then I went out and I saw that it was something that I had ordered, but I but I expected it to come in a lot later. Um it was my international driver's license or permit.

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So you're okay, you got it now.

SPEAKER_01: 19:05

Yeah.

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Awesome.

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I can drive in the States again for at least a year.

SPEAKER_05: 19:09

Yeah. Uh more about that in another episode.

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Future episodes.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Uh so that was my surprise mail.

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Yeah.

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It was kind of fun, but I mean, I was slightly disappointed as well. I was like, oh, well, I was hoping for something more fun.

SPEAKER_03: 19:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 19:28

More of a surprise. I mean, this is good and everything, but I was hoping for a fun gadget that I completely forgot that I ordered.

SPEAKER_05: 19:36

Yeah, exactly.

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But I do that sometimes.

SPEAKER_05: 19:39

Yeah. I um when I got home last night, uh huh, I uh tried ch um changing the SIM card and it worked.

SPEAKER_01: 19:50

Perfect.

SPEAKER_05: 19:50

Perfectly. No problem. No problem at all. And uh I uh yeah, I called my mom in the middle of the night just to try it.

SPEAKER_01: 19:58

Hi mom. I'm home.

SPEAKER_05: 20:02

Uh and then I sent a text to you.

SPEAKER_01: 20:05

Mm-hmm. But I was sleeping.

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Y you were.

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Yeah.

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I wasn't sure if you got it because you never answered uh you didn't answer it uh in the morning either.

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Because I didn't want to wake you up.

SPEAKER_05: 20:16

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01: 20:17

I usually wait for you to text me in the morning before I, you know, ans talk to you.

SPEAKER_05: 20:23

Yeah.

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Because I know I'm always up before you. Not always. No. But you know.

SPEAKER_05: 20:28

Yeah. I mean especially my evening shift weeks. Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01: 20:34

I feel like we have this unwritten agreement that, you know, whoever is expected to wake up later will send the first text.

SPEAKER_05: 20:43

Yeah, I I didn't I I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_01: 20:47

That's just how we've always done it.

SPEAKER_05: 20:48

Yeah.

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It's how it's been how it's been for a while now.

SPEAKER_05: 20:51

I I never thought about that because uh I know that you don't you have your sound off, so I I can send whenever I want. If you can remember.

SPEAKER_01: 21:00

Absolutely.

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Yeah.

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But uh I mean like when I know that you're waking up earlier, I usually wait until you text me. Uh yeah. And then if when you work in the mornings, you usually don't write to me. But I write to you when I wake up.

SPEAKER_05: 21:18

Yeah. Sometimes I write to you when it's six-ish, because I know you wake up then.

SPEAKER_01: 21:24

Yeah, I my alarm's at s yeah, it's at six.

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I mean, uh it's just stupid if I try before because you're not gonna see it anyways.

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Yeah, and then expect me to answer and I'm sleeping.

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Yeah.

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And then get mad at me for not answering and be like, okay, good night, Lauren, or whatever. Like, yeah, good night, I'm still sleeping.

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But now, good morning.

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Yeah, I'll say good morning now, but I was sleeping.

SPEAKER_04: 21:50

Yeah, but then good night.

SPEAKER_01: 21:52

Yeah.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 21:54

Okay, I have a story about yesterday. Okay, good. Which was Thursday. Uh I went to gymnastics. I taught children's gymnastics, and uh this group has been especially difficult for me, so I figured I'm gonna do something different. For once, we only have two classes left of the term. So I thought for warmups, we are going to dance to cotton eye gel. I have not taught these girls cottonai, but uh I know that uh couple years ago when I taught my advanced group, plural groups, okay, uh, then part of the lessons, I mean one of the lessons in the term was to learn cottonai joe, which is basic like dance steps. Like learning dance steps and uh counting to it.

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I don't know if you know anything what I'm saying, but I uh I um I understand the words that you say.

SPEAKER_01: 23:01

Okay. Yes. To dance to the tucked, yeah, you talked to the beat. You count them out anyway, whatever. I don't want to explain this anymore.

SPEAKER_05: 23:11

No, no, it's okay.

SPEAKER_01: 23:12

So what I did was first I fought with the speaker because it wasn't working for me.

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Physical or yeah, physically.

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I had to tackle it. Like connect to the Bluetooth, uh, and swears and stuff uh internal. I don't swear out loud. Not around the kids. I'm better than them. Okay. Um, so I fought the speaker, and when I got it to cooperate, I just ran out in front of them and I started doing the dance, and I just expected them to follow along. And so I did that, and the song is not exactly short, and I did the dance throughout the entire song. And uh I noticed like mid-song, my legs are getting a little bit tired. So I started doing like variations of the dance to comfort my legs, which are getting a little sore, but it didn't feel really that bad at the time. But when the song was over and I walked away to turn the music off, then I noticed I'm having a really difficult time walking. My left left calf what? Left left my left calf got really, really sore. Uh like to the point where it felt like the entire muscle was a rock. Oh. And it hurt so bad. And so I just had to keep going for the rest of the evening like that. And I was also going to lead spinning after. So I after I taught gymnastics, I went home to have, you know, a small dinner, but I was like, oh my god, my leg hurts so bad. I don't know if I can do this. But I did it. I went and I did spinning. We had a Christmas themed spinning and it was really fun. The people liked it. I uh uh I mean it was sore, my leg, but it wasn't like so bad.

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No.

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Uh I survived.

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Yeah.

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And that was my story. I took like three different magnesium pills and a scoop of protein powder in some almond milk and hope for the best.

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Yeah.

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And it did get better. I mean, it it still is a bit bothersome, but it's not nearly as bad as it was yesterday.

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Bothersome. I like that word.

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It is a word. I used it. Yeah. It's a good word.

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I never used it. You don't have to. No, but I I I I just realized that I like it.

SPEAKER_01: 25:52

Oh, alright. Maybe it's a word that you can use at some point.

SPEAKER_05: 25:55

Yeah, maybe I should.

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For like mad limbs?

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Yeah.

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It's an adjective.

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It is. That's true.

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We need more adjectives in our lives.

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Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

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Do you have any stories about yesterday? Thursday?

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Thursday? No. No, that was that.

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Alright. Would you like to take a break and then movie on and maybe do some mad limbs? Yeah. So you can use your new word.

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Yeah.

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Alright. Would you like to take a break?

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Let's take a break.

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We'll be right back.

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Yes.

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I muted us. Oh. Ah, but now we're back.

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Now we're back.

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We are back.

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Yes.

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Alright.

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Finally. Took a while.

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Okay, but we're here and it is Friday.

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It is Friday.

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It's Friday. It's 2 30.

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In the middle of the day.

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In the middle of the day.

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In the middle of the day.

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In the middle of the day. It's December 5th.

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Yes.

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Happy December.

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Happy December.

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Oh wow.

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Yeah, and we're here. I'm having my uh Christmas socks on.

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I have my Christmas scrunchie.

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Good.

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Yeah. And we watched movies.

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We did.

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What do you like to movie on?

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Let's move on.

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Alright, so tonight we watched The Mighty uh today? No. This this morning. What?

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What?

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Did I say tonight? Yeah, you. Oh well, today we watched The Mighty Ducks.

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Yes.

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We also watched Cobra. Yeah. Cobra.

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Cobra.

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Cobra Kai. No. Is what I wanted to say.

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Don't guess it's wrong.

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Which is why I took the pause, but I You didn't have to. I guess not.

SPEAKER_05: 27:38

It's a long pause. It was a really long pause. There's nothing after it.

SPEAKER_01: 27:44

Just a forever pause. Yeah. Okay, so uh uh you get to tell me about the Mighty Ducks.

SPEAKER_05: 27:51

The Mighty Ducks stars Emilio Esteves. Uh he plays Gordon Bombay. And if uh you don't know who he is or the character, you can go to IMDB for the world.

SPEAKER_01: 28:04

Wow, good information.

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Or watch the movie.

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Are you gonna say this every m every week now?

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Maybe.

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Oh my gosh. Let's skip that part and assume everyone knows.

SPEAKER_05: 28:13

Yeah. No. Okay, so this movie is about a guy who is a lawyer or something, and uh he gets into trouble or uh he's driving drunk.

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Which is trouble.

SPEAKER_05: 28:27

Yeah, that's trouble with the law. So he has to do what is it called?

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Community service.

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Community service. And um yeah, he has to uh coach a hockey team uh uh you know, kids, hockey team. And uh they're not that great in the beginning, and he tries to make them better. At first he tries to make them worse and then uh he gets better, and they get better. Everything gets better.

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And it's a happy ending.

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It's a happy ending. Uh yes.

SPEAKER_01: 29:06

That was the best bad summary I've heard so far. Yeah.

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Uh yeah, I think that's good.

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Uh so things were bad and then they were good at the end.

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Things things were bad, then they got a little bit worse, and then they got good again.

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Yeah, okay.

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So yes. What did you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_01: 29:29

I enjoyed this movie. I don't remember ever seeing it before, but I've always known about it. So it was interesting watching it.

SPEAKER_05: 29:39

Yeah. Uh I'm the same I'm the same.

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You're the same.

SPEAKER_05: 29:43

Yeah, I haven't seen this movie and I always known about it, and uh I always wanted to see it, but never got around to it.

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Oh, I never actually wanted to see it.

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Okay.

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I just heard of it.

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Okay.

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But I enjoyed it. It was good.

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So you're you're glad that you saw it.

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I am good.

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Good, good. So yeah. Do you have anything else?

SPEAKER_01: 30:05

What did you? Oh. Did you like it?

SPEAKER_05: 30:08

I did like it.

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Good.

SPEAKER_05: 30:09

I'm sorry. Uh yes, I did like it.

SPEAKER_01: 30:11

I don't remember if you actually answered that or not. I don't remember. Assuming you did?

SPEAKER_05: 30:16

I don't think so, but uh I I did like it. Okay.

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And uh yeah, it was funny, and uh you I thought that there were actors in this movie that uh were not who I thought they were.

SPEAKER_05: 30:31

Oh.

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I thought that I saw Steve Carell.

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Yeah.

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Steve and Fry.

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Yeah, who I repeatedly told you was Joss Ackland.

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Right, right. I also thought that I saw Oh, Adam Sandler?

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Oh yeah.

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It wasn't Adam Sandler.

SPEAKER_05: 30:49

No. Uh wait a minute, that wasn't this movie though.

SPEAKER_01: 30:52

Oh. This was a different movie that I saw Adam Sandler. That was the next movie. Well, I was wrong there too.

SPEAKER_05: 30:59

Yeah, but there was another actor you talked about.

SPEAKER_01: 31:03

Yeah, who was that? The guy from The Breakfast Club is all I can think of. Yeah.

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But that was correct.

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Oh, yeah, I guess so.

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Emilio Esteves. Yeah.

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That's his That was him. Anyway.

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Anyway.

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Maybe Sam Jackson. I know that I mentioned him. I don't know which movie that was, though. Now I'm second guessing myself.

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Yeah.

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Oh, Mel Brooks.

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Mel Brooks, yes. Sorry. That was the boss guy.

SPEAKER_01: 31:27

Mel Brooks was not in this movie. No. One more thing. Sorry, backing up a bit. The Mighty Ducks, uh, I thought was Karate Kid. Oh, yeah. At first, it started off like Karate Kid. Kind of went on like Karate Kid. Yeah. Uh it's like you know, if you take, yeah, they mention Karate Kid. If you take Daniel Arusso and split him up into like 15 pieces, because I'm assuming there were 15 kids. I didn't count them. But if you did that, he'd be like really bloody and gross.

SPEAKER_05: 31:58

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01: 31:59

I'm gonna tell you about Cobra. Wait, no. Uh if you did that, then he uh you would recreate the Mighty Ducks uh karate kid style.

SPEAKER_05: 32:10

Yeah. It it kind of felt like a cobra. It also felt like Cobra Kai because uh of the um flashbacks he had, like uh Johnny Lawrence did in Cobra Kai.

SPEAKER_01: 32:24

Yeah, yeah.

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So yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. There was also someone in the credits with the last name LaRusso, which was just too much. Anyway, that was that movie. Yeah. Unless you have something more to say.

SPEAKER_05: 32:36

No.

SPEAKER_01: 32:36

Now I'm gonna talk about Cobra. Okay. Kai. No. Cobra.

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Just Cobra.

SPEAKER_01: 32:41

Cobra without the Kai. I think that's the title. Cobra without the Kai. Yeah. This is a movie with Stallone trying to go forward forward.

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Stallone?

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Uh Steven. Uh Sl uh Sylvester.

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Sylvester?

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Slytherin.

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Slytherin Stallone.

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Okay, Sylvester Stallone. Also, his wife.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 33:16

Okay. Huffelpuff. Hufflepuff, I think is her name. It's the hare. Yeah. Um, okay, so in this movie, Stallone has his wife, who is not his wife in the movie, but she's there. And uh she's Danish, which is something I know somehow. Also, uh there's a bad guy and they go after the bad guy. Yeah. Right?

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Yeah, the bad guy wants to kill her.

SPEAKER_01: 33:44

Oh yeah. Yeah, of course. She he does. For some reason.

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She she witnessed Oh, him. Yeah. His car. She saw his face. Oh yeah.

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I would kill someone. Oh, oh, okay. She witnessed him killing someone. Yeah. He didn't want to just kill her because she saw his face.

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You saw my face.

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Is this the Phantom of the Opera?

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Oprah.

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Oprah. Oh, okay, okay, okay. So then things explode, people catch on fire, and there's a helicopter. And the bad guys get beaten up.

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Yeah.

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And that's the movie, I think.

SPEAKER_05: 34:19

Yeah.

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What am I missing?

SPEAKER_05: 34:21

Not much.

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Alright. Do you like this movie?

SPEAKER_05: 34:24

I love this movie. Oh, good. Yeah. It's uh a great action movie. And um one of my favorite uh Stallone movies, I would say. It's not very plot heavy. I mean it's uh it's a very standard plot to uh m the movie, but I like it. It's entertaining. Uh fun fact about the movie you know uh Stallone was actually supposed to be in Beverly Hills Cop that we watched.

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Right.

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And uh he wanted it to be more serious because they wanted to make an action comedy.

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So he And he just wanted to make an action action.

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Yeah, he left the project and made this movie instead.

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Alright.

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So this movie was like his version of Beverly Hills Cop. Oh and fun fact in Beverly Hills Cop 2, they have the poster of Cobra in uh Billy Rosewood's apartment.

SPEAKER_01: 35:16

Aw.

SPEAKER_05: 35:18

That's cool. Fun facts. Yeah. So what did you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_01: 35:23

I also like this movie.

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Okay. You're not a big fan.

SPEAKER_01: 35:28

I I half knew what was going on. I don't know if you noticed by uh when I was telling the the summary. I mean I wasn't a hundred percent sure what was going on, but there were people and they were doing things and things exploded, and there was also a helicopter. I saw that.

SPEAKER_05: 35:45

Yeah. Maybe easier if you like pay attention to the movie.

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I was paying attention to the movie. Yeah. I was watching the movie.

SPEAKER_05: 35:52

Yeah, yeah, you were. I I was not paying that much attention.

SPEAKER_01: 35:56

I was a little disappointed because it looked like it was set in a different location than I thought it was. It was only in California. Yeah. And I got distracted by a bridge.

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Yeah.

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Mm-hmm. A very scary bridge.

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Yeah.

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Anything else?

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No.

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Okay. We only have a little bit of time left. Do you want to do a couple mad libs before we wrap this up?

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Yeah.

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Okay. Because tell me why.

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Because we're gonna do the drunk uh uh karaoke mad libs.

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Do we have any drunk karaoke mad libs right now?

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We do have that.

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Uh, but we're not gonna do them.

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No, no, not right now. No.

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We're gonna do cats.

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Yeah, we're gonna do regular mad libs. Mad libs here.

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Alright, mad libs. Number one noun.

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Caterpillar.

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Adjective.

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Bothersome?

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Ooh, that's a good word.

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Yeah, I know.

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Verb ending in ing.

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Yeah. Helping.

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Adjective. That was a good one. I'm gonna say that to all of your words to make you feel better.

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Okay. I'm I'm gonna go Christmas now. Jolly.

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Uh jolly. Alright.

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Yeah.

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I mean caterpillar and bothersome and helping can also be Christmas words.

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Yeah. Yeah. It can be. Christmas and caterpillar.

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Christmas caterpillar. Yeah. Uh adjective.

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Faithful.

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Okay. Animal.

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Reindeer.

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What? Didn't see that coming. Adjective.

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Adjective. Um snowy.

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Noun.

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Slave.

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Number.

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Twenty-four. Or twenty-five if you want. But uh twenty-four. It's twenty-four here, so.

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To me it's twenty-four.

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Yeah.

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Type of liquid.

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Oh, eggnog.

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Mm. Yum. Noun.

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I'm gonna go with sack. You know, Santa sack.

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Keep it clean.

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Okay.

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No, no, no. I'll take it.

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Chestnuts.

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Nipples? Yeah. Verb past tense. Chestnuts.

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Flu.

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Flu. Noun.

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I'm gonna go with snowman.

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Snowman. Adjective.

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Adjective.

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Cold vehicle.

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I already said sleigh.

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There's gotta be another Christmas vehicle.

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Sled.

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Okay. That's good too. Noun.

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What were you thinking?

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I was thinking of the train that goes around the tree.

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Ah.

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A noun.

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A noun. Okay. Two of them. Okay, two nouns.

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna go with a chestnut. I'd never another one. And another one. I'm gonna say tree.

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Adjective.

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Excited.

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Yeah. Alright.

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Okay.

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This one is called Nine Lives.

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Okay.

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It's Christmassy, but it's cats. Christmas cats. Alright, life number one. Oh, these are how the cat used its nine lives. Okay. Okay. It's good with background information. Anyway, uh, life number one. I ate a caterpillar, which was a bothersome mistake. Life number two. I didn't look both ways before helping the street. Jolly move.

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Okay.

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I'm not sure what you're supposed to help the street with, but yeah. Okay. Life number three. I was a bit too faithful when I teased the neighbor's reindeer. In other words, I did nothing with the reindeer.

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Oh.

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Nothing. Uh I was too faithful.

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Yeah.

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Don't look at me like that. I didn't do anything with the reindeer. Life number three. Uh four was what I said.

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Okay.

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I thought cats were supposed to be able to survive falls from snowy places.

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No, no, no.

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No, I guess not. That's not Life number five. I got locked in the sleigh for twenty four days without food or eggnog. What's a sack to do? Sack a cat.

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Locked in the sleigh.

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Definitely cannot escape the sleigh. Nobody picked me up and brought me inside. For 24 hours.

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Yeah, they they locked the door to the sleigh.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it's a problem.

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Yeah. And I didn't get eggnog.

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No, exactly.

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Not thrilled. Life number six. That's what killed me, was a lack of eggnog egg eggnog.

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Eknog.

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Eknog. Eggnack. Life number six. I flew into the washing machine. I got zoomies.

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Yeah, I mean, sounds like a cat to me.

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The spin cycle is a killer, let me tell ya. Okay, so went into the washing machine, could not find my way out. Life number seven. I chewed through the cord to the snowman. That was a cold shocker. Okay, half of that made sense. The other did not. I mean, uh well, they kind of went together, but it just overall doesn't make sense.

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Electric snowman?

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It's still cold.

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Yeah.

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So you've got heating blankets and then you've got cooling snowmen. Freezing snowmen. Which makes the electric shock freezing. Yeah. I guess.

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Makes sense.

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Life number eight. I was keeping warm under the sled. Good choice. When my human decided to start it. A squished cat.

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Sit on it.

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You have squished under the sled.

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Let's start the sled.

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I should have just taken a nap in the chestnut basket. I have one tree left. Better make it excited. Okay. Interesting. Oh, look, a new uh section. I'm gonna write that. Yeah. Unicorns, mermaids, and mad libs. Wow. Here you go.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Adjective?

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Frosty.

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Frosty. Plural noun.

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Christmas lights.

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Plural noun again.

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Trains. True choo trains.

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Color.

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Red.

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Number.

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Twenty-five.

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Verb.

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Open. Opening presents.

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Yeah, that's true.

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Yeah.

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Type of liquid.

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Hot chocolate.

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Adjective.

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So funny.

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I uh happen to read something.

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Oh no. Don't do it. Adjective?

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Yes.

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Alright. Magical. Plural noun. Ornaments.

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Number.

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Let's see. Oh, twelve. Twelve days of Christmas.

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Yeah. Adjective.

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Adjective. Expensive.

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Oh yeah.

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I have children.

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Noun.

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Fireplace. Because that's mom's favorite movie.

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Mm-hmm. Silly word.

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Um, the Hawaiian word. That one's funny.

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Melekalikemaka.

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Yeah. You can guess.

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Okay.

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Then you can read it.

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A place.

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Mood Poolen.

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Moodpoolen.

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The North Pole.

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Okay.

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I showed you that video, right? Yes. I must have. I love that one. It's one of my favorites.

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Yeah. Last week we talked about the ho bo. This time it's moodpoolan. Next week we have to say something about uh sick child. Sick child, yeah. Adjective.

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I'm gonna say uh bright.

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Noun.

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Noun. Gingerbread house.

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Verb ending in I and G.

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Sleeping. Because you're supposed to sleep so Santa can come. Over and leave presents.

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Yeah. Sleeping.

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I saved it. I realized that was a bad place to end my sentence.

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Part of the body.

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Chest nuts. No. Part of the body. I don't know. Beard. That's a body part.

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That is a bar department. It's part of your body part.

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Bardybard. Um bardi bar?

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Yes.

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Okay. Alright, here we go. How to hatch a dragon egg, the Christmas version. Version. Version. Virgin. How to hatch a dragon egg, the Christmas virgin. We're rewriting the Bible. There's no Jesus, it's a dragon.

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Yeah.

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Um, anyway, while most eggs need frosty love and care for the Christmas lights inside to survive. Dragon eggs thrive on danger. In fact, the trains of red dragons require a 25-foot drop in order to open open.

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That's what made me laugh.

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Open open.

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Let's open open this up.

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Would you like to open open this up? Eggs of hot chocolate dragons. Mmm. Depend on magical lava from under underwater. I read underwear. Okay. Um, they depend on magical lava from underwater orn ornaments to heat the shells to temperatures of 12 degrees or more. That is not warm. It's very sensitive if 12 degrees is warm.

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Oh my god, it's boiling.

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It's 12 degrees. Calm down. Only then can the expensive dragonets inside finally hatch. But the fireplace of the skies. Wow, very dramatic. Okay, the fireplace of the skies. The melekalakimakle dragon. Melekalakimakle Dragon of the North Polin.

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Did I? Oh, yeah, I did.

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Cute. Okay. The dragon, mmm, because I said it twice already. The dragon of the North Pole is the most most bright gingerbread house layer of them all. I uh read that really weird. They have been spotted sleeping into the beard of hungry predators, hoping to be swallowed. Please eat me.

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Santa.

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Santa stops. Eat me.

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While you're sleeping. While you're sleeping.

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Let me read that one more time. Please. For everyone's entertainment, they have been spotted sleeping into the beard of hungry predators, hoping to be swallowed. Once they hatch, they cause quite a bellyache. That's the end of that.

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Yeah, okay.

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Very fun, very exciting.

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Yeah.

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Uh yeah. Um this episode ended up being a lot dirtier than I expected. But it's all fun.

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It's okay.

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It's okay. We're all adults except for the ones who aren't adults here.

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Yeah.

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Uh they don't count.

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That's me.

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We are out of time completely. So while we wrap this up or get to the end of this episode, you need to chug your sips.

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I'm all out of sips, so we're all out of episode. Yeah, what's ruining your life?

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I'm gonna tell you.

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Okay.

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Uh what's ruining my life is I have approximately that was a word.

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Silly word.

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Silly word, approximately. I have approximately two billion things going through my brain at once. Okay? So there's things I wanna do, there's things I have to do, there's things I uh eventually will do. I'm gonna get to it, I promise. And then uh all the things I have done, a little bit. That's like a 1%. Yeah. Because I don't really care about that anymore.

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No, they're in the rear view mirror.

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Exactly. Once it's behind me, it's like, okay, well, I did that. I thought of that, alright, what's next? Everything is what's next, what's next. And uh I have a feeling I might be skipping over things that were next, and I just uh didn't do it. So I go through my emails like a million times, and I see emails, oh well, I need to do something about that, and then keep going. Oh, oh, there's another one. I have to do something about that, and go to homework. So yeah, there's a lot.

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Yeah.

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A lot, a lot, a lot. Uh what's ruining your life?

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What's ruining my life? I mean, it's the realisation. Is that a word? That is a word. Yeah.

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We're testing out words today.

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Silly word.

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Silly word. Realization.

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Realization that uh I'm so dependent on my uh phone.

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That's a problem.

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And you are I am, but so am I. Everyone.

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Everyone is yeah, everyone with a phone is dependent on it.

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Oh yes, because we have our lives there. We we can't do anything uh without our phones almost. Because uh we uh we need to uh you know contact each other through the phone. We we can't verify ourselves without the phone anymore. Nope. Yeah. Basically.

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Yeah.

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And yeah, it's it's a scary thought.

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Uh yeah, I uh you were without your phone for how many hours?

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Yeah 24. Yeah, 24 hours.

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And that was difficult.

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It was difficult and scary.

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You weren't even without a phone, you got to borrow your dad's.

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Yeah, yeah, I did. But I did I didn't uh have my uh I couldn't verify myself with his phone.

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No, I guess not.

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No.

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You can be like, yes, my name is Matias' dad.

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Yeah.

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And uh yep, that's me.

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Yep.

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And you bought everything in under his name. Yeah. You're like, yes, of course, I'm Matthias' dad. Who else would I be?

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They're like, but why can't you just say your name?

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No, my name is Matthias's dad. What's his name? I don't know.

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I don't know my dad's name.

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Name is dad.

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I mean, uh, I mean uh Matthias's dad?

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Yeah, dad's name is dad, mom's name is mom. What, they have another name? I don't think so. They didn't tell me.

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No.

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Keeping secrets, and now I'm mad.

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Yeah.

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Okay, uh, we really need to wrap this up. So can we?

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We we can.

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Thank you. Thank you for listening to the episode. It's been fun. We uh uh really have to get through this really quickly because I have to bring you to work.

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Yes, you do.

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And uh please, please, please join us for it live. Mad Lives, it's Christmas karaoke. If you haven't heard, why aren't you listening to the episode on December 13th on Twitch? So it's gonna be lots of fun. We're gonna be drunk. Yeah. Which is always fun. At least 90% of the time it's fun.

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Yeah.

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The other times it's drama, which is also fun to watch. Yeah. Maybe. Or awkward. It's a fun story to tell later on. Anyway.

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We'll see what's what happens.

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Yes. We'll be back next Tuesday with another episode, which sounds like it's gonna be fun because we just now decided what we're gonna do. Thanks again. Have a nice life, and goodbye.

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Bye-bye.

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Goodbye, Matthias.

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Goodbye, Lauren.