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[Leftovers] #159

Subscriber Episode • December 19, 2025 • Lauren & Mattias • Episode 159

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Mic Chaos And Warm-Up Banter

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Yeah, kinda. And this microphone puts up everything on it. I don't care. Thank you. Oh no. I did it wrong.

SPEAKER_00 0:11

This is for you, Lauren.

SPEAKER_01 0:13

No. I won't care for it. I thought you liked me.

SPEAKER_00 0:19

Mm-hmm. Well, you got shot it.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

But the future you won't like this at all.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

No. No. I'll try to skip over this part.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

Are you gonna complain? Are you gonna send me a text and complain?

SPEAKER_01 0:33

Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

You're welcome for it.

SPEAKER_01 0:36

Oh wow. Listen to this. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:44

Yeah. Uh so and uh because uh Linda said uh or uh a friend of ours said that it uh it was the same in Greek. But see see shed. She she said that chai was tea. So that's how I know.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 1:04

I didn't know that before.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

Um is it you or me who is gonna do the introduction.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Oh, this is your turn.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

It's my turn.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

You're so serious.

SPEAKER_00 1:17

Okay. Okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna fix this.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

I can't look at you when you do this because I always laugh.

SPEAKER_00 1:26

And welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

Sorry, I don't mean to laugh at you.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

Well, uh Yeah, yeah, I am. Uh well, last half hour or so I wasn't today.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

You're an adult. I threw it on the ground.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

I threw her on the ground and her hair. By her hair.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Yeah. In the mud.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Yeah. Like we have the same color hair now. What? What are you gonna do, kid? And then I kicked her.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

You're a good mom.

Chai, Words, And The Movie Tangent

SPEAKER_01 2:05

Yeah, she likes me. Um and uh we had Maybe we didn't, but uh I think we learned eventually that maybe we shouldn't eat while recording the episode because it sounds gross. Yeah. So definitely.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

But this one we ate before. Or well we were recording, but you you're probably gonna cut that.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

So I don't know. We'll see what ha what I do with this part. Uh okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:39

So he wants to beat some Icelanders.

SPEAKER_01 2:43

So No, we don't.

SPEAKER_00 2:45

No.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

A lot of people don't like Iceland.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

Exactly. So uh we don't like Iceland.

SPEAKER_01 2:51

With the say Yes. No.

SPEAKER_00 2:55

No, uh different demand out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

Um, yeah. Sorry. Oh my god, I'm sorry. Your elbow was like really close. Or maybe it wasn't, and I just panicked anyway because I have kids. And you're a child, so I have to uh Okay. I'm sorry for my reaction.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

No, it's okay. We can put it here.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

Okay, we're good. Every time you put it down. Okay, good.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

I I have to flap my arms.

SPEAKER_01 3:27

Yeah, flap your wings.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

Yeah, like a chicken.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

Like a duck. A duck.

SPEAKER_00 3:33

Uh consistency? Yeah, or yeah, you know what I'm trying to say. Like it it it has an even quality. It's you know, the water thing was The Water Thing? Water hydrant or Oh, the fire hydrant.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:50

That thing.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

And so it was all wet and uh it it sounded like you were about to say Donald Trump.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

Yeah.

Gifts, Links, And Planning Next Week

SPEAKER_01 3:59

But um he wasn't in this movie. Oh. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 4:05

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

Are we doing presents this year? Next week?

SPEAKER_00 4:09

Yeah, yeah, maybe. We we can try.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

I don't have any yet, but you you you got my link though, right?

SPEAKER_00 4:17

Maybe. Yeah, I I got your link.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:20

But I don't have any for you as of now.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

Okay. Were you planning on getting anything?

SPEAKER_00 4:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:27

I have one small thing.

SPEAKER_00 4:29

Okay. One small thing. All the small things doesn't work because it's just one. Well, those are all of them, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 4:38

It might be two.

SPEAKER_00 4:39

All the small things.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

Alright. We have a plural here.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Good.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:45

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 4:45

We'll we'll see what we have for next week.

SPEAKER_00 4:49

Yeah, maybe I'll buy you candy or something if I don't.

SPEAKER_01 4:52

I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_00 4:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Um so I do have a gift for you.

Wrapping Up And What’s Ruining Life

SPEAKER_00 4:57

Literal m uh I picked the most basic ones. Fruit. Why can't I think of fruits now? I know that author. I I heard about unknown before.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

Alright. Uh and yeah, that was the link that I sent you because I wanted to listen to Oh, okay. Do you have any questions? Um Did I miss anything?

SPEAKER_00 5:27

I don't think you missed anything. Um do I have questions? Um I don't know. I I don't think so. Not that I can think of. How about you?

SPEAKER_01 5:40

I asked all my questions.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

Um anything else?

SPEAKER_00 5:45

Uh no, I I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Alright. Well.

SPEAKER_00 5:49

Almost.

SPEAKER_01 5:50

Okay. If I chug that, I'm gonna get a stomachache.

SPEAKER_00 5:57

Um what is ruining my life? Yeah, I'll Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

So, um I think that's what's ruining my life is that I want to move more than I'm capable.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

That I I have to do things um, you know, before uh what's uh what is coming. Yeah.

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