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#160: Bumpy Like Your Face

Lauren & Mattias Episode 160

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In which Lauren & Mattias . They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as .

Content:

  • Opening
  • Christmas Carol episode
  • Past: Weekly check in
  • Movie on!
    •  D3: Mighty Ducks 3
    • Lethal Weapon 2
  • Intermission
  • Present: Christmas presents
  • Future: Vacation travel plans
  • Wrap up
    • What's ruining our lives

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Holiday Setup And Banter

SPEAKER_00

In a world where everything is unscripted, this is roasty, toasty, roasty. Alright.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. Christmas episode.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Cool, right?

SPEAKER_00

Huh?

SPEAKER_04

Very interesting.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I kinda like the idea that this is the Christmas carol.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah. We're doing Christmas Carol all over again. Yeah. So let's uh jump into the episode. Would you like to open this up? Yeah. Alright. Wait. I have to find okay.

SPEAKER_00

Not synchronized.

SPEAKER_04

This is not gonna go well.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Bad opi oh bad bad episode. Opisode. Opisode. Uh let's wrap it up and uh try again tomorrow. Yeah. This isn't gonna go well.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Hello.

SPEAKER_00

Hello.

SPEAKER_04

Hello, and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghostie. My name is Lauren. And I'm Matias. And we're gonna be your besties for the next half hour or so.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, well, maybe I don't know. Probably not.

SPEAKER_04

Or it could be an hour. Half hour to an hour. Uh yeah, let's let's um not waste more time than that.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. This is the not just the episode, because I was gonna say the episode.

SPEAKER_00

This is the episode.

SPEAKER_04

This is uh the episode. This is the podcast in which you'll learn nothing at all. And uh it's our last episode before we go on our trip.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

Past Week Stress And School Finals

SPEAKER_04

So uh Merry Christmas.

SPEAKER_00

Merry Christmas.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you. Happy New Year.

SPEAKER_00

Happy New Year. I like the idea that this is gonna be the Christmas carol. That we're gonna talk about the past week. The past.

SPEAKER_04

That's the past, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Then the present.

SPEAKER_04

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00

We're gonna give each other a present.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, we're oh, that's fun. Yeah. We are giving presents because it's Christmas. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And then we're gonna talk about the future.

SPEAKER_04

Right. Later.

SPEAKER_00

Just like the ghosties in the Christmas Carol.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty fun.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

To be continued on this subject. Matias, how are you doing?

SPEAKER_00

I'm doing well.

SPEAKER_04

Could. Good.

SPEAKER_00

Could.

SPEAKER_04

Could. Could have been well. Yeah. It's too bad you're a bad liar.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_00

Uh no, I'm uh I feel pretty good. Good. Uh how are you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yep. Um, well, you know what? I'm better.

SPEAKER_00

That's good.

SPEAKER_04

I've been worse this week. I have had a cold. Um I I haven't told you that I've been suffering this week.

SPEAKER_00

You haven't told me at all.

SPEAKER_04

I haven't talked to you that much this week.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna tell you why.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Not because I'm ignoring you. Okay, but because I have been working my butt off in the midst of suffering from this cold to uh prepare for this trip that we're taking uh for Christmas.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Uh I had a gymnastics meeting last night that I was trying to prepare for because I had a lot I wanted to bring up. Because I have a lot of plans and a lot I want to do.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Especially for my group. So um pretty much every day I've been doing something. Plus, I got uh when did I work? I did work. I did work. Didn't I work?

SPEAKER_00

I don't yes you did.

SPEAKER_04

I did I worked in the middle of the week.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because you wrote that you were at work.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I think I got called in to work one of the days, and then I was asked to work the next day as well, but I couldn't. Mmm. Right. I did them. Um, and you know what? This cold is like I think it's my body's last resort to uh uh tell me to slow down, calm down, because I'm stressing like crazy. You have stress. No idea. Yeah. Because it started off with uh headaches that came like super easily and uh I assumed it was stress headaches. Makes sense because I'm like double checking everything in my head, like making sure that I'm not forgetting anything. Because I forget things. I don't know, you maybe have noticed. Sometimes I forget. I don't I don't remember. You have I don't remember you never remembering anything. I don't know. The headaches came easily, yeah. Right, and then um my leg started hurting and it's not really it gets better and then it it like immediately gets worse again out of nowhere. So my leg is trying to slow me down, and then I've got this cold that's like just like lay on the couch for a while and don't move. Um so yeah, I've been uh I've been paying for the stress. Yeah. But I don't think it's slowing me down because I'm still stressed.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um also I did my math final yesterday. Okay. I didn't pass, I have to do it again on Monday and Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

But Tuesday is like the last day I can do it. So if I don't pass it on Tuesday or by Tuesday, then I probably have to do the whole course over again. It's fun. Yeah. We all like math. Oh yeah, I think. And uh Swedish is ending as well. But I'm gonna be able to sneak into the next level up because I thought that I was gonna have to redo this course as well because I was gonna miss the final, but I got snuck into the next one anyway. Okay, because we're just assuming that I'm gonna pass, which I probably will because I mean I I am that good. Uh so yeah. That was my week. I'm sorry for rambling. What have you been up to this week?

SPEAKER_00

So it's Saturday. We had live mad libs.

SPEAKER_04

We did. Did it go well?

SPEAKER_00

I think so.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, it did go well.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah. Did you think so?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I had fun.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_04

I think so.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I feel like all the songs went well and everything. So yeah. I feel good about this one. Good. Last year's was uh was it meh? Well, it was more like I feel like we weren't on the same page.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, I feel like that happens like every year.

SPEAKER_00

This year we were mostly on the same page.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. What happened last week? Last year.

SPEAKER_00

Last year. That's when I had mine on my phone.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah.

Live Mad Libs Recap And Work Week

SPEAKER_00

I didn't put them on on the drive. All right. Yeah. Because the first year we had it on papers. Right. But now we know.

SPEAKER_04

Now we have like a system and Yeah, it'll be better next year.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Maybe we can like go through and you know.

SPEAKER_04

What are you saying?

SPEAKER_00

Nothing.

SPEAKER_04

Are you starting something?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, I should go through it. Okay, well I went through half of it. Right up before uh to before I started having problems with it. Uh anyway. Okay. We did that. What else did you do last week?

SPEAKER_00

On Sunday, that's of course the editing day. Uh so that's what I did then. And then uh I've been working all week. Yeah. Evening. Evening, yes.

SPEAKER_04

So it was a good week.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. It was good.

SPEAKER_04

Anything else for the week? I haven't seen you all week. No. I haven't seen you since Mad Libs.

SPEAKER_00

No, that's true. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Even though you did go right past me on the train.

SPEAKER_00

I did.

SPEAKER_04

I saw the train go by. And I was like, are you on the train? You're like, yeah. It's like, okay, bye. You don't usually look for me every time you go through. No. No. You don't like stare out the window. Where's Lloyd?

SPEAKER_00

I I feel like you messaged me after. Yeah, it was after.

SPEAKER_04

So it it was kind of I was I was just hoping that you were looking out the window. Okay. I guess.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I wasn't even on that side.

SPEAKER_04

So okay. Fine. You're doing everything you possibly can to not see me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. That was the week?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, basically.

SPEAKER_04

That's it. That's all that happened this week.

SPEAKER_00

I think so.

SPEAKER_04

I think so. It's Friday. It is Friday. It's December 19th.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

Movie Morning: Mighty Ducks 3

SPEAKER_04

We watched movies this morning.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Would you like to move me on?

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Cool.

SPEAKER_00

Let's move on.

SPEAKER_04

Today we watched this morning, because it was a movie morning. We watched D3, The Mighty Ducks.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Number three. We also watched Unlethal Weapon 2. Mighty Ducks was a Christmas movie? Yeah. Lethal Weapon did not seem like it was very Christmassy. Please tell me I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_00

I noticed a few Christmassy things. Okay. We can talk about that when we get to that movie. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Does my voice annoy you? No. Because I like talk like this and it's like really annoying. I've been listening to myself for the past week and I just hear myself just like, eh, you're like everything I draw everything out. Okay. And uh it's kind of annoying, but I can't stop it.

SPEAKER_00

I like that you're uh you're exaggerating it's not. I'm not even exaggerating now when you were talking about it. So it's gonna be even worse for you.

SPEAKER_04

Yes. Yes. Um please tell me about the ducks three.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

The third duck.

SPEAKER_00

In this one, the gang is back.

SPEAKER_04

Again.

SPEAKER_00

Again.

SPEAKER_04

For the third time.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. They're gonna play some hockey, but you know what?

SPEAKER_04

What?

SPEAKER_00

Emilio Esteves, or as his character is called, Gordon Bombay. He's not gonna lead the team anymore.

SPEAKER_04

Mean.

SPEAKER_00

No, yeah. Yeah. He he he leaves leaves at them. Leaves at them. He leaves them. So he's not in the movie that much at all. And so they got a new coach who they think is kind of strict and don't like that much in the beginning. I guess they warm up to him as time goes.

SPEAKER_04

And they all got this scholarship to this college. Uh and they can play hockey for the college. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. That new coach wants to make changes that they don't like.

SPEAKER_04

They compete against the varsity team in their JV. Junior varsity.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. Right. I know exactly what those words mean.

SPEAKER_04

Good. They're not important to you.

SPEAKER_00

No, not really.

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. Did I miss something?

SPEAKER_04

I I think I filled in your blanks. Yeah, you you I think we're good.

SPEAKER_00

I I like that you help me because some things I don't understand.

SPEAKER_04

Good. Because you don't always like it when I help you.

SPEAKER_00

No. No. No.

SPEAKER_04

So I I risk a lot by helping.

SPEAKER_00

So risk a lot. I do. I risk my life by helping you.

SPEAKER_04

Because you might like choke me from over there.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_04

Try to kill me because I helped you.

SPEAKER_00

Uh I use my force because I can do that, you know.

SPEAKER_04

It's your death stare that kills, really. So, um, but it went well this time. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. What did you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_04

I liked the movie. I like uh I I I don't know. I think I like the last one better. Okay. I mean, sure, this one was good and everything. It was different end stuff, but there wasn't as much Emilio in it. No. Which is kind of a bummer. Um, but seeing the kids get together and teamwork. Yeah. It's always fun. What did you think?

SPEAKER_00

I agree with you that it's a bummer that Emilio isn't in it as much. Yeah, so I didn't quite enjoy this movie as much as the other two. The first one was my favorite, then the second one, and the third one wasn't that good.

SPEAKER_04

It was your third favorite. Yeah, exactly. Out of the three. Out of the three that we've seen so far. There's only three, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, then they made like a TV series. Oh, okay. Or streaming series. Like in 2020 or something.

SPEAKER_04

So I'm guessing it's not the same actors.

SPEAKER_00

Not the same kids. Okay. But uh, I think that Emilio is back in the first season of that. Oh.

SPEAKER_04

So that's kinda cool.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Wherever it is.

SPEAKER_00

I think it's on Disney Plus.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Might look at it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I do like that the kids come back. That it's the same kids through all these movies. I like that. That is good. Are we done with this movie? Or are we done here? Do you feel like this was enough?

SPEAKER_04

I think that's enough. Unless you have more tad.

SPEAKER_00

No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Then I'm gonna tell you about Lethal Weapon 2.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

This is a movie with Mel Gibson and his friend, the guy who is also there. I remember his name. I'm just not gonna tell you.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna let you guess.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'm gonna guess Danny Glover.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, right, that guy. Yeah. Good job. You passed the test.

SPEAKER_00

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04

It was a pop quiz. Just making sure you're paying attention to this movie that uh you've seen way more times than I have and uh enjoyed. In this movie, there's some bad guys and they're laundering money for drugs, I'm guessing. No, no, it's just money for fun. Yeah. They're not laundering in any just cuz had nothing better to do that day. So let's just go out and launder some money.

SPEAKER_00

They're just bad guys doing bad guy things.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's what they do. Like, what are we gonna do today? Uh, let's go launder some money.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. I mean, uh I'm on board. I was I have a meeting later. So uh if we can get this done before that, that would be great.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Uh so yeah, it's like billions of dollars. Lots of money. And uh the police guys, Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, uh, kidnap uh the guy from Home Alone. And uh he's a bad guy in Home Alone.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And in this movie, I guess as well, but not as bad. No. I mean he's just like a messenger guy, really.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Right? Yeah, he uh yeah, he's I don't know what uh because he was saying that the drug dealers hire a courier who talk to him.

SPEAKER_00

So he is like a He's the laundry guy.

SPEAKER_04

He's the laundry man. He'll do your laundry.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It has nothing to do with money.

SPEAKER_00

No. If it happens to be money, you know Yeah, whatever. Some sometimes money goes into the laundry with in the pockets of pants, by the way.

SPEAKER_02

By the way.

SPEAKER_00

For example, among other places.

SPEAKER_02

By the way, by the way, just the side notes, pockets.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

You know, pockets, by the way.

SPEAKER_02

Side notes in the pockets?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So Mel Gibson uh goes crazy and beats up the bad guys. No, he shoots the bad guys, sorry.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And uh yeah. What am I missing?

SPEAKER_00

He meets a lady.

SPEAKER_04

He does. Doesn't he always meet a lady though?

SPEAKER_00

No, no, not in the last movie.

SPEAKER_04

No, okay.

SPEAKER_00

Um, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Uh I mean it's Melanie Gibson. He's gotta meet a lady. Yeah. All the action heroes meet a lady lady. A lady. Lady. Uh yeah, there's that. Um yeah, because in the last one he was all sad because his wife is dead. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And we get more into that story in this one.

SPEAKER_04

Mm-hmm. A little bit. They've like touched on it a bit.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Well like I killed her wife. Oh no. And then uh kill them all. Mm.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

In uh uh yeah words that I can't come up with. Um, yeah? Anything else?

SPEAKER_00

I kinda like that uh there's uh one thing that ties these movies together.

SPEAKER_04

It's Danny Clover.

SPEAKER_00

No, not really. It's Josh Ackland, the old man.

SPEAKER_04

He plays Hans in in the Oh the two movies that movies that we watched today. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

The movies we watched today.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that was weird in the Ducks movie when he was like fine in one scene and then the next scene he's like, oh he's dead.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Like, what?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

He was fine.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Like it was his time. Like, it wasn't his time, he was fine.

SPEAKER_00

I like that in that movie he's this nice old man who supports the players and everything. And then in Lethal Weapon 2, he's the worst guy ever. He's uh so evil.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I kind of like that. And that was kind of my idea, yeah, intention for having these.

SPEAKER_04

Well, he died in both movies.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That's what they had in Gotham. Spoiler alerts! Whoops.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah. Uh Lethal Weapon 2 is a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_04

Why?

SPEAKER_00

Why? You remember when they were gonna watch the commercial? Yeah, The Daughter.

SPEAKER_04

They have Christmas decorations up?

SPEAKER_00

No, on the TV promo before it it was Tales of the Crypt. What's that? 90s kids' horror series.

SPEAKER_04

Interesting.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and it was a Santa there. And so yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

And also Joe Pescher from Home Alone.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, right. He is the Christmas part.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

He's also Yeah, he was funny. I liked him in this movie.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he's a bit annoying, but in a funny way. Yeah. He's supposed to be Yeah. Yeah, he's a good addition to the cast.

SPEAKER_04

Did you like this movie?

SPEAKER_00

I love this movie.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Is it better than the first?

SPEAKER_00

This is one where I told you before that I like the second one better. Right. I liked this one better than the first one.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I think this is the best one in the entire franchise.

SPEAKER_04

Ever.

SPEAKER_00

Uh, of these movies, yes. Okay. I love this one. It also has one of the most creative death in movie history, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. With the the kayak thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Like the it goes back and forth. It's not the domino effect, but I can't really it's more like a what Rube Goldberg thing.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. That's what it is. It's uh that kind of uh yeah, it's like home alone. Yeah. You did it like all the time in Home Alone. Yeah. There's like one thing affects the next thing that affects the next thing, which has a result in the end.

SPEAKER_00

And I I love that. I thought that was a fun thing for this movie.

SPEAKER_04

That was fun.

SPEAKER_00

Uh so what did you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_04

I also enjoyed this movie maybe more than the last one. I have a question. Yes. And it's very relevant.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so why don't you have a Mill Gibson Christmas shard? Yeah, that's because you have like the others.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04

Don't you even didn't you even have uh uh Bruce Willis? No. No. You have the Van Damme and Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, like three of them.

SPEAKER_00

Three Chuck Norris.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and you have one of them on now.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Was there another one? No. You don't even have Schwarzenegger. No. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

I I need to fix this. Uh not Stalone.

SPEAKER_04

Calling you a fraud.

SPEAKER_00

A frog?

SPEAKER_04

A frog. I'm calling you a frog. Ribbit. Uh would you like to take a break?

SPEAKER_00

Uh yeah. That's the um cue for us to take a break when you call me a frog.

SPEAKER_04

Right. Yes.

SPEAKER_00

So I can jump away.

SPEAKER_04

That was the signal.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

You'll know when you see it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's like a stop word. Yeah. Break word. Break word. Frog.

Break And Gift Exchange

SPEAKER_04

Frog. Alright. We're gonna take a break. Yes. And we will uh do Christmassy things in the next part. So we'll be right back.

SPEAKER_00

Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_03

Hello.

SPEAKER_00

Hello. We're back.

SPEAKER_03

We're back. We're back.

SPEAKER_00

We are back. Or what?

SPEAKER_03

We're back.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

You're stealing them.

SPEAKER_00

Well, you said hello. Yeah. So that means I'm I can say what whatever I want.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Alright. Alright. Um. Merry Christmas. Thank you. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_01

Merry Christmas.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you. Okay, so we're gonna do Christmassy things now. What are we starting with?

SPEAKER_00

Should we start with the present? I think that's my favorite thing to do. Yeah, we did the past. Now it's time for the present.

SPEAKER_04

Yes. Okay, so who goes first?

SPEAKER_00

You're the host.

SPEAKER_04

I'm the hostie.

SPEAKER_00

So you decide.

SPEAKER_04

Would it be wrong of me to want to go first?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

That's fine.

SPEAKER_04

Then that's what I'm saying. I want to be first. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

So funny thing about this is that I got this just today.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Just before you came and picked me up.

SPEAKER_04

It's got horsies on it. Yeah. The wrapping paper. But it doesn't have my name on it, so I'm not sure exactly who it's for. But I'm gonna open it anyway.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. If you like what's in it, you can keep it.

SPEAKER_04

Oh wow, thank you. Is it a horse?

SPEAKER_00

Maybe.

SPEAKER_04

What if I don't like it?

SPEAKER_00

Then you can give it away, I guess. Or I can take it.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. So you secretly want to keep it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I I I buy your things that's uh of no interest for you. So I can keep it. I tape the item.

SPEAKER_04

There's five layers of paper.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_04

Let's go.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

There's tape. Give it back, but yes.

SPEAKER_00

Does that mean you want it?

SPEAKER_04

Let's go. Okay, this is the documentary that I sent to you that or I I linked to you as a a very, very, very subtle hint of what I wanted for Christmas.

SPEAKER_00

Look at this.

SPEAKER_02

Look at this. No reason.

SPEAKER_00

But you know it's a Christian.

SPEAKER_02

I also want it is Christmas soon.

SPEAKER_04

And also, here's a link.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It's a documentary uh called Strange Journey by Linus O'Brien, who is Richard O'Brien's son.

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

SPEAKER_04

It has Richard O'Brien, Tim Curry, Jack Black, Susan Saranda. Jack Black was not in Rocky Horror. Just hang out.

SPEAKER_00

Wasn't?

SPEAKER_04

He wasn't. But Meatloaf was.

SPEAKER_00

But he's dead. He's so Jack Black took his part.

SPEAKER_04

I thought for a second that Jack Black was dead, but he's not dead. Not yet.

SPEAKER_00

No. Not yet. Wait wait a minute. Are you planning something?

SPEAKER_04

No, no, no. I'm knocking on all the wood here. Okay. I want to keep him.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Um is that why we're going through the States?

SPEAKER_04

Uh no.

SPEAKER_00

Your assassination.

SPEAKER_04

So I'm very excited to watch this.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I do uh love Rocky Horror. And yeah, this should be good. Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_00

You're welcome. And you know what?

SPEAKER_04

What?

SPEAKER_00

There are more on the way.

SPEAKER_04

Oh.

SPEAKER_00

More persons.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Because uh I didn't get everything I intended for you to.

SPEAKER_04

Everything you ever wanted?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, exactly. Okay. Because I I know you won't like them.

SPEAKER_04

So Okay, so I'm just gonna give them back.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And I'm like, okay, thank you. You're not taking that. Just so you know. That's mine. I would like you to open your present though. Yes, please. But it's all the way over here. So you can only have it if you can reach it.

SPEAKER_00

Short arm. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

It's that's to you because it says Mathias on it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it does. Yeah. I mean, uh you can read it if you're not blind. Yeah, exactly. Okay. That's what I meant. I don't want to start the fight.

SPEAKER_04

You already have.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. I'm untying this thing.

SPEAKER_04

Yay! Spring.

SPEAKER_00

Spring. No strings attached.

SPEAKER_04

Not anymore. They were.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Unwrapping. You already have these, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, cool. Wait, I have to look closer.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Uh Rudolph. Rudolf socks. Rudolph. Rudolph. Rudolph. Rudolph. Rudoldoodle.

SPEAKER_04

Rudoltoodle.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, no, I don't have these. No? No.

SPEAKER_04

I just kind of assumed that you did.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I love them. Go either. I love me some socks.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Christmas shocks. Yes, I like Rudolph. I like this one. Yeah. The most.

SPEAKER_00

It has Rudolph on it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but I I just like this part. Okay. This was the best part.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. You don't like Rudolph.

SPEAKER_04

I I don't like the foot part, but I like the ankle part.

SPEAKER_00

Ankle part.

SPEAKER_04

The Rudolph is okay. Yeah, okay. I like Rudolph, but out of all the designs, this is my favorite one. Just that part.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's nice. It's uh snowflakes.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

The snowflake generation.

SPEAKER_04

Yep. Okay.

The Big US Trip Plan

SPEAKER_00

As they were talking about in Cobra Kai.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Thank you. I love you.

SPEAKER_04

You're welcome. Good.

SPEAKER_00

And um, yeah, I didn't even mention that I had Rudolph socks on uh on uh Saturday when we when we sang Rudolph.

SPEAKER_04

But today you have Christmas llamas socks. Yes. And Chuck Norris shirt with Christmas and stuff.

SPEAKER_00

And you have a Christmas dog.

SPEAKER_04

I have a Christmas dog. This is my Christmas t-shirt. And I have grey Christmas socks with I believe there are snowflakes on or something. Snowflakes on my socks. Yes. They're very used.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they they kind of look uh thick.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, they're warm, yeah, comfy.

SPEAKER_00

I have those socks too. I should use them more often.

SPEAKER_04

I'm also wearing my mom's pants. Oh. So there's that.

SPEAKER_00

Christmas pants?

SPEAKER_04

No, but mom pants.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Because I'm a mom. I have to wear mom pants. Okay. Yes, that was that.

SPEAKER_00

That was the present.

SPEAKER_04

That was the present. Shall we move on? Yes. Okay. What's next?

SPEAKER_00

The future. What's next? The future.

SPEAKER_04

The future is next.

SPEAKER_00

That makes sense.

SPEAKER_04

So today is number 160. So that means history lesson.

SPEAKER_00

History lesson. Usually.

SPEAKER_04

Yes. Usually it's a history lesson. But I believe it's your turn. Yes. Tell me a story. Now I'm gonna tell you our plans for our trip that we are going to go on in exactly a week.

SPEAKER_00

Yep. Yeah, we're gonna We're gonna be on the way. We're gonna be in the air.

SPEAKER_04

A week from now we will be in the air. Wow. Yes. And every day that goes by we get a little bit closer and I start to panic a little bit more. And yeah. So I'm gonna tell you our plans, and then you're gonna tell me how it's gonna go for us. Because I tell I tell history, you tell the future.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, for some reason I thought you were gonna say, I'm gonna tell the plants, and you're gonna tell me to shut up.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, probably. Shut up. I already know about this. Stop talking already.

SPEAKER_00

I've heard it so many times.

SPEAKER_04

So many times. And you're gonna hear it again. Yeah. Because I'm gonna tell everyone before we go. We're gonna have a meeting before we go. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. And so uh I'm so annoying. I hate myself. And this is how we're gonna start this.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Are you ready?

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. So a week from now, we're gonna go on a uh very big trip to the States. We're flying from Sweden.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

And we're gonna spend 17 days in the States. Alright. So first we're gonna go to the airport, but we're gonna be in separate cars. My life partner's mother is going to drive one of the cars so that we can split up so that there's space in the car so everyone can go.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And the bags as well. And you're gonna sleep over the night before. So you'll already be there. So then when we get there, we're gonna leave the car over to the car hotel. It's gonna have a very nice time. Yeah. And then we're going to go into the airport.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And hopefully everything will go well.

SPEAKER_00

From what I can see, everything will go well.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Like smoothly, or is it gonna go like it's gonna be like a little bit bumpy? Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Uh but uh like my face. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

A little bit bumpy.

SPEAKER_00

Bumpy like your face. It's gonna go like your face.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Okay. So however my face looks that day is how the airport will be.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. So if it's really bumpy, it's gonna be awful. But if it's getting smoothed out, then it'll be okay.

SPEAKER_00

I I think you you wanna stretch your face.

SPEAKER_04

Oh god. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

J just so it goes well.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so we're all gonna get onto the airplane and we're going to fly to Iceland.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. And uh everyone will be uh annoyed with Iceland. Maybe.

SPEAKER_04

It depends on how Iceland can behave.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and also if we see a hockey team there, we're we're gonna ignore them.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Don't even start. I don't have the time for this.

SPEAKER_00

No, we don't like them.

SPEAKER_04

No, but you can just turn the other way and ignore them.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna say quack and then just you showed them.

SPEAKER_02

Good job.

SPEAKER_00

They'll be crying.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. PTSD.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, so Iceland.

SPEAKER_04

Iceland is gonna be okay.

SPEAKER_00

I think yeah. Uh i we will be annoyed, but uh with Iceland mostly. I don't see us uh, you know, being stuck there or anything like that.

SPEAKER_04

That's good.

SPEAKER_00

It's gonna be smooth.

SPEAKER_04

Smooth, depending on how my face is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Or is it just the first airport that it also has to do uh it also depends on volcanoes. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Also known as volcanoes. Sorry. That's just stuck in my head, and I just I can't stop thinking about volcanoes.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. So that's from an episode, I guess.

SPEAKER_04

Uh it's from something that I read once and I just haven't let go of it.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, okay. I read it.

SPEAKER_04

I read it. Cool. Volcanoes.

SPEAKER_00

Volcanoes.

SPEAKER_04

And now everyone else is gonna think about volcanoes from now on. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_00

You're volcum.

SPEAKER_04

Volcum. Volcum.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Uh alright. Took a second. Okay. Yeah. It's not the first time we've had that one. No. Okay. Anyway. So in Iceland, we are going to uh change planes.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

To go to Boston.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. How long will we be in uh in Iceland or on the plane? Iceland.

SPEAKER_04

In Iceland, I think an hour forty-five minutes.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

That's it's not that bad. No. And then we're gonna get on another plane to go to Boston.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

On this plane, we're gonna watch movies. Uh at least two movies. We're gonna have our movie night on the plane. But it's in the middle of the day.

SPEAKER_00

No one really knows what time it is.

SPEAKER_04

No. We won't know what time it is for a while.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Uh so yeah. We're gonna make it to Boston.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, we are.

SPEAKER_04

We are. Okay. We are and the first thing we're gonna do in Boston is go to Dunkin' Donuts because it's right outside the the exit there.

SPEAKER_00

Boston.

SPEAKER_04

Boston. And we are going to meet my sister and her husband there. Yeah. They are gonna be there, and they are going to take the kids and the bags into their car and go to their apartment. And we, you, me, and my life partner, are gonna take a shuttle bus, a bus to the car rental place where we will find our car.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

And then when we get this car, we are going to bring it. Uh or I'm gonna drive it to my sister's apartment. And we will pick up the kids and the bags, and then we're going to drive to the hotel. The first hotel. Yes. In New Hampshire.

SPEAKER_00

New Hampshire, yes.

SPEAKER_04

Right. Okay. Please tell me we're not gonna fight.

SPEAKER_00

We're not gonna fight. Okay. There there's gonna be fights in their car, but we're not gonna be there, so Okay, okay. But I just we don't have to worry about that. No. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Not my problem. No. Out of my hands. Not my problem. Okay. So we get to the hotel and we sleep there for the night. And then we have a few days. A couple days. Uh my grandmother and my aunt and my cousin are going to be at the same hotel as us. Are you paying attention to my hand gestures? Because this is very important. Yes.

SPEAKER_00

These are my I I see it.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know what this is.

SPEAKER_00

Is it sign language?

SPEAKER_04

It's sign language. It's the same word over and ducks kissing.

SPEAKER_00

Kissing ducks.

SPEAKER_04

Kissing ducks. Ugh. So you're gonna get to meet them, and that's gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_00

Who?

SPEAKER_04

My grandmother, my aunt, and my cousin.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

So we'll have a couple days to uh wander around New Hampshire and or at least the area where I'm from.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And go shopping, meet people, eat stuff, and and then on the 28th, I have an event for a it's a gathering at the hotel where uh I've invited so many friends and family members to come to us to meet us if they want to hang out if they want to. I have gotten responses from some people, but definitely not everyone. And yeah, so we're gonna meet people, and I'm gonna meet a lot of people who I haven't seen in a long time. So there's gonna be that. Hopefully, there will be other kids coming as well. That would be exciting.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And I might cry. Am I gonna cry?

SPEAKER_00

Yes, you are.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, alright. I'm prepared then to get really emotional.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So But I'm not gonna cry.

SPEAKER_04

You're not gonna cry.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. The next day, we will go to my mom's house. We're gonna do laundry and we're gonna go through some stuff at mom's house and we're gonna rip up some carpet.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

And uh try to clear out at least. I think my goal is at least the living room. We have a lot of people there. So we all should be able to help out and rip out the carpet in the living room. So I hope the living room is ready to be ripped apart.

SPEAKER_00

Have you asked it?

SPEAKER_04

The living room?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Not yet, but I can ask when I get there.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So that's what I'd like to do. We're also going to go to my mom's uh grave and that mm say hi to all the people out there in the cemetery. Hello cemetery.

SPEAKER_00

And cemetery people.

New Year On The Beach And Road South

SPEAKER_04

Hello, cemetery people. How are you doing? And then, I don't know, go around the town and look at my school, I guess. And all the places, the people and the things. And we're gonna eat pizza.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we're gonna eat a lot.

SPEAKER_04

We are pretty much only gonna go out to restaurants. I think I mean we'll have hotel breakfasts, but at least one of the days in New Hampshire, doing this again, I want to go to a diner. A very special diner. Yeah. And um have breakfast.

SPEAKER_00

Breakfast.

SPEAKER_04

Have breakfast there.

SPEAKER_00

Breakfast.

SPEAKER_04

Breakfast. Maybe. So uh there's that. And yeah, I'm hoping that all the time in New Hampshire is just like nostalgia. Even though I was just there last year. Yeah. But just bringing my people to the land where I'm from, and here's the place where I grew up.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Is just show us around.

SPEAKER_04

Show you around.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Like I've done. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Exactly. So I'm just giving it back.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Your turn to get dragged through my school and everywhere. Here's some stories.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you show me uh your stories that I Yeah. I told you a lot of memories at my school. So Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So we'll see.

SPEAKER_02

We'll see.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, so let's go to uh the 30th of December.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

That is when we will get into the car, or we're gonna check out of the hotel. And then we're gonna get in the car and drive down to Boston. Boston. Boston. We're gonna go back. And then we're gonna go home and then we're gonna forget any of that happened.

SPEAKER_00

Surprise. You're like, uh, I feel like we've forgotten something.

SPEAKER_04

Uh nope.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_02

Feels good to me.

SPEAKER_00

Let's go home.

SPEAKER_04

I'm done here.

SPEAKER_00

No, I got my nostalgia.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, four days, that's enough. Bye. No, we're gonna go to Boston. We're gonna go to the Boston Museum of Science. And we're gonna spend time there for a couple hours. And it's gonna be really fun. It's such a cool place.

SPEAKER_00

Where when is this?

SPEAKER_04

This is on the 30th.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, yes.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And then around lunchtime, hopefully, we uh can get back into the car. Uh, because the night before we're gonna pack the car with snacks. We're gonna raid Target and get a ton of snacks.

SPEAKER_00

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04

Just shove them all in the car.

SPEAKER_00

You know, I like snacks.

SPEAKER_04

I do too. And those snacks are going to be saved for munching on in the car, especially on our way down to New Jersey, which is where our next hotel is. And uh, it might be kind of late. It takes like five hours to get there plus traffic, so uh. So we'll spend the night in New Jersey. But when we get there, we're gonna, you know, to the hotel and unload our stuff. We're gonna go to New York City, we'll go out to Manhattan and look around. Look at the lights. Lights gonna be pretty and Christmas and stuff.

SPEAKER_00

I love looking at Christmas lights.

SPEAKER_04

I do too. And it's gonna be really nice.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Uh and I mean I like doing that in uh Sweden. And um Oh, just wait. Um I'm expecting to get so much more over there.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah. Just you wait.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

I believe it was 14 degrees out there today.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Uh in New Hampshire. So maybe the snow is melted by the time we get there. But maybe it comes back a little bit. Because there was snow at least.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Last I heard. But we'll see what happens after today. Right, we're gonna go to Manhattan, look around, and then find a pizza place in New York City, have New York pizza. Hopefully, it's good.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And go back to the hotel. And then we'll sleep there. And the next morning, we're gonna start our journey to Florida. We're gonna take a road trip down to Florida.

SPEAKER_00

We're gonna floor it to Florida.

SPEAKER_04

Floor it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so that's how it's gonna be. I'm just gonna go really fast.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Really fast.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah, that's all the way.

SPEAKER_00

That's how it's gonna sound.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Brom.

SPEAKER_04

That's what I'm gonna say the whole time. Brum broom. Alright, so now I know that. We're gonna stop first in Washington, DC.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That's our first stop on this road trip.

SPEAKER_00

Washington, DC. It's nowhere near Washington.

SPEAKER_04

That's true. That is a fact.

SPEAKER_00

That's kind of weird when you think about it.

SPEAKER_04

They're on different sides of the country.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Because I'm like, Washington is all the way over there. Yeah. It's gonna be a

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah. Our first stop is going to be in Washington. And then we're gonna go to Virginia from there. No, we're gonna park at uh or around the Arlington Cemetery. And then we're gonna take a walk to uh the Washington Monument and back.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It's quite a long walk, but it's gonna be a lot to look at, I think. And uh you'll see a whole bunch of other monuments and stuff, buildings, fun things. And then we're gonna go back to the car. That's our walk.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Good to get the steps in.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Um, and then we're gonna when we get back to the car, we'll drive down to Virginia, where we're gonna stop at a Chuck E. Cheese. We're gonna eat pizza and play games and hang out for an hour and a half, two hours maybe.

SPEAKER_00

An hour or so.

SPEAKER_04

An hour or so. And uh yeah, we'll have fun there. And then when we're done having fun there, we uh we'll get back in the car and drive down to North Carolina. We'll we'll stop at a crispy cream. That's where they have like coffee and donuts. It's kind of like Duncan's, but I think they just have donuts.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

And coffee or something, maybe hot chocolate. I don't know. I don't know what else they have. But that just happens to be in the town where my sister was born.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah. Yep. That's cool.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And then when we've had our coffee and donuts, we will get back in the car and hopefully around this time we start seeing some fireworks. If we haven't already. And we're gonna go down to uh Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, and walk the boardwalk and watch the fireworks for New Year's.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And it's gonna be so pretty.

SPEAKER_00

So pretty.

SPEAKER_04

So pretty.

SPEAKER_00

Awesome.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna cry. Am I gonna cry?

SPEAKER_00

Yes, you are.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god, I'm gonna cry.

SPEAKER_00

You're gonna cry so much during this trip. I can tell you that.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, I'm just gonna cry the whole time.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I wanna go home.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be more confusing when you're not crying. Well, like, what wait, what's it?

SPEAKER_04

Are you okay?

SPEAKER_00

Why aren't you crying?

SPEAKER_04

Maybe. So, New Year's, midnight on the beach, on the ocean. Are we gonna go skinny dipping?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Good. I don't want to do that. Good. We can touch the water. It's the ocean. You have to at least put your finger in the water.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

You have to say, I touch the ocean at least once. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

But I have to ask the ocean first.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. You need its permission. We're in Moana land here.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. We need consent.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. You have to go up to the ocean and be like, Can I can I touch you? Is it okay if I touch you here? Okay. Alright, alright. That was okay. How about here?

SPEAKER_00

Don't worry. Just a finger.

SPEAKER_04

Just a finger. Just the one. What? Is that too much? Okay. What about my whole hand? Okay. And then your hand gets bitten off by a shark. Land shark. Or something. Or a whale. We can spend as much time as we want there because that's the only uh place with like a potential deadline. Okay. Because I'd like to be there by midnight.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Everything else, the next day it's like whatever. We can take as much time as we want. But when we're done at Myrtle Beach, we'll get back in the car and drive to Jacksonville, Florida.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

And it's gonna take like six hours to get there. So uh by the time well when we get to Jacksonville, we will stop at the Golden Corral, which is a breakfast buffet place, so I've heard. I've been there once.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I don't remember anything. So hopefully it's okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I I think it will okay.

SPEAKER_04

It's gonna be good.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we will all survive.

SPEAKER_04

Good. You know, I'm kind of worried about getting like robbed in New York.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Is anyone gonna like jump me or uh kill me?

SPEAKER_00

Uh yes, but uh not kill your. We will all survive.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, but you'll be okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Are you okay?

SPEAKER_04

Are you okay? Can we go home now?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. So then uh oof. Okay, so we're gonna eat breakfast and then we're gonna go to Spring Hill, Florida, and stay at a hotel there. We'll meet my uncle and his wife, and we have a few days there. I don't really know what we're gonna do.

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_04

I'm sure my uncle will have things for us to do.

SPEAKER_01

Good.

SPEAKER_04

But then he or yeah, he and his wife, and all of us with my sister, because she's with us this whole time, this whole road trip. Yeah, she meets us at the museum and we go together. I completely forgot to add her there.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Um, but yeah, all of us were gonna go to Orlando, Florida, and we're gonna have a rental house there. Really big rental house. It's got like seven bedrooms and several bathrooms. Like everyone has their own bathroom, I think.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, good.

SPEAKER_04

And it's got a pool and a grill and really big living room and kitchen and everything. It's like amazing.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, good.

SPEAKER_04

And we're all gonna stay in the same house for like, I don't know, a week or something.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, good.

SPEAKER_04

Good. And we'll have a couple days to uh hang out there and then we will spend four days uh going to uh Universal Studios. We have four days there.

SPEAKER_00

Four days there.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, the first day is not gonna be that fun for you. Okay, because we're gonna go to Volcano Bay first, because that's the only day that it's opened while we're there.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

It's a war war parr. Warr parr.

SPEAKER_02

Warr r.

SPEAKER_04

Rarr. It's a water park.

SPEAKER_00

Walrus.

SPEAKER_04

It's a walrus. Cuckoo cachoo.

SPEAKER_00

Assum tight.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you.

SPEAKER_00

Or bless you. Or proceed. Cruise it. Or gross.

SPEAKER_04

That's disgusting. I'm so sorry. I'm embarrassed. So we're gonna go to Orlando, and it's gonna be fun. We'll have four days, and then we'll have a couple days after to uh rest up before we fly home from Orlando. And we'll go back to Iceland and then we'll go back.

SPEAKER_00

We're gonna fly from Orlando.

SPEAKER_04

Right. We're flying from Orlando to Iceland back to Stockholm. Okay. And that's it. Then we're gonna go home. Good. And pretend this never even happened.

SPEAKER_00

Aww.

SPEAKER_04

It was all a dream.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah, right now it feels like it's not gonna happen. For me.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my goodness, but it's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_00

And I'm gonna happen.

SPEAKER_04

Freaking out.

SPEAKER_00

And afterwards we're gonna pretend like it never happened.

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_00

So we could just as well just don't go.

SPEAKER_04

Let's not go.

SPEAKER_00

It's easier just as well.

SPEAKER_04

Let's uh pretend that it was a really nice dream.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

We all had the same dream. Crazy. Okay, so that's uh my story wrapped up.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

How is it gonna go?

SPEAKER_00

It's gonna go well. You're gonna cry a lot.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah, and we uh go past the rock there somewhere.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, the rock, the Plymouth rock.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. Yeah, exactly. The rock is gonna be there. Yeah, the rock is on that.

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_00

I don't even know what that is, but it's uh rock. It's a rock.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, the rock is on the rock.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's a rock rock.

SPEAKER_04

Rock rock.

SPEAKER_00

Because you know, that's what he does. He he just goes through rocks and stand on top of the rocks.

Trip Updates And Mini Check-Ins

SPEAKER_04

I think so. That makes sense. Okay, so um that was that. So this is our uh warning, or uh not really a warning. Okay, sorry, no, hold on. Warner Americans. I gotta wrap this up. Yeah. But um this is just to let the listeners know then the episodes for the next couple weeks are gonna be a little iffy, kinda weird. Limited. Limited. We are going to, you know, still upload like a mini episode to let uh let you all know what we've been up to, how's it going, and we're still alive.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. And uh maybe some movions.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we're gonna tell you about the movies because we're still gonna watch movies while we're gone. And then we will do the whole uh we will tell you everything that happened while we were gone when we get back.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

But yeah, we will do mini check-ins while we're gone. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

So Matias, as we wrap up this episode, would you please tell me what is currently ruining your life?

SPEAKER_00

I have a bit of a toothache.

SPEAKER_04

Oh no, don't start.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I know.

SPEAKER_04

If you have a tooth infection, get that fixed before we go.

SPEAKER_00

No, it's more like uh, you know, eelninger in my teeth.

SPEAKER_04

I don't I don't know what that means. You know, when Is it like snabbing?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, it's like you know, when you eat ice cream and it hurts in your teeth.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

It's like that. Okay. It's my front teeth too.

SPEAKER_04

So not good.

SPEAKER_00

No. It's not like the gum. The root. No. Okay. No, uh exactly. It's more on the teeth. It's uh like I don't know how to explain it.

SPEAKER_04

Your teeth hurt.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's like when when it's cold. And I'm like, uh I know that my uh you know the protective layer it's uh my It's gone. Yeah, i it is. My teeth are slowly going to be see-through. Oh god like windows. Okay. Yes That's weird. Glass teeth.

SPEAKER_04

Glass teeth. Alright.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so I don't know. Um i my teeth hurt.

SPEAKER_04

Please be okay. Yeah. Are you gonna also start dropping teeth?

SPEAKER_00

I hope not. I hope not. I hope not. Wait, who's dropping teeth?

SPEAKER_04

Um, my children were dropping teeth for a while there.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. There are teeth everywhere.

SPEAKER_04

There's teeth everywhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. But uh yeah, that's probably what I have to complain about this week.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

What's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna say my leg again because it's just annoying. The pain keeps like getting it gets better and then bam, it's back again.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's the same as last week.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, for the past week it's been my cold as well. It's like my leg and my cold, but my cold is getting better. I'm feeling good today.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It's definitely been worse.

SPEAKER_00

It's good that it's getting better better though. Better.

SPEAKER_04

Are you all out of sips?

SPEAKER_00

I'm all out of sips. So we're all out of episode.

What’s Ruining Our Lives

SPEAKER_04

Alright. Would you like to wrap this up?

SPEAKER_00

Let's wrap this up.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you for joining us for this episode and listening and enjoying uh every second of it. Assuming it is. Yeah. Um we'll be back next week with another episode. It's gonna be a weird episode. It's not gonna be normal. No, but we will be back. We're not gonna be here next week.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Uh, but uh we will still put up an episode.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we we'll be back next year. We'll be back next year as well. Yeah, you know. For the real episode. Yeah, the real episodes.

SPEAKER_04

Uh we'll have fillers while we're gone.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'm not sure, you know, when we record the other the other ones, it's gonna be great sound quality, but probably not.

SPEAKER_04

Don't expect it don't expect it to be amazing. No. Because you'll definitely be able to tell. We're not in the studio office room. Alright, thanks again for joining us for Live Mad Limbs last weekend. Uh it was lots of fun. And the next one is still to be determined. I don't know, and it's not a priority at the moment. No. So we'll get back on that.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Thanks for listening. Have a good life.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Yeah. Bye bye.

SPEAKER_04

Cool. Bye.

SPEAKER_03

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SPEAKER_00

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SPEAKER_04

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SPEAKER_00

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SPEAKER_03

Goodbye, Matthias.

SPEAKER_00

Goodbye, Lauren.