[Leftovers] #160

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Transcript

Chaotic Cold Open And Tech Fumbles

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Uh the oh no okay here I got this here. Bam. Nope. No no I'm not these things are in the way. It's caught on something else. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Why?

SPEAKER_01 0:25

They're cool, but they're a little bit they're in the way.

unknown 0:29

Ugh.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

I kinda liked it though.

SPEAKER_00 0:31

Yeah. It's messing up everything.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

I liked it in a way, but they're in the way.

SPEAKER_00 0:37

I don't like that they're in the way.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

No.

Nose Edits And Audio Jokes

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Alright. Help me with my nose. Okay? Okay. Don't no yeah, no, don't rip it off, but uh if you could cut out my nose from the audio. No, don't speak out your nose. I do, but I'm not gonna tell you where it is. Oh okay. I'm sure you can find it. Yes, my nose is um snotty.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

Snotty. Like a mermaid. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

Um so um and uh y yeah, that's what I have to say. Yeah. About that. Um I think so too. Um so there were the super uh uh Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:25

I I was gonna uh before we start talking about the week.

SPEAKER_00 1:29

Oh, well I already started. I'm done with my half, but we'll we'll cut this. Okay. Okay, before we start.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

And yeah, because we we never said that we were gonna start. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

Is that what you wanted me to say?

SPEAKER_01 1:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

Alright. Uh yeah.

Gingerbread Liqueur And Wordplay

SPEAKER_01 1:44

Uh I um that's my uh from my point point of view at least. And uh it was fun.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

We had uh some of this gingerbread uh cream liqueur. Liqueur. Liqueur Who was that? Becurse? Remember?

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Becurs. That's me.

SPEAKER_00 2:04

That's you. You said that.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

Becurse.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

Becursed.

SPEAKER_00 2:08

Be cursed.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

That's when I put spells on people.

SPEAKER_00 2:13

That's your drunken way of saying because.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

Because.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Uh and also when I put spells on people. Right. Yeah.

Job Timeline And Post-Trip Uncertainty

SPEAKER_00 2:21

Be cursed. Uh today wasn't your last day, was it? No, that was the 23rd. Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_01 2:30

So I have two days next week.

SPEAKER_00 2:33

Okay. How are you feeling? It feels good. Are you scared? You're nervous, right?

SPEAKER_01 2:37

About the trip?

SPEAKER_00 2:38

Well, not just the trip, but like what happens when you get back.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:43

I mean You come back and then it's like, now what? Yeah. You wait, right?

SPEAKER_01 2:48

Mm-hmm. Cause uh I did sign like I don't know, what would you call it? A contract or DNR. DNR. Yeah. DNA. I sign it with my DNA.

SPEAKER_00 3:00

Yeah. Yeah. Blah. You've leaked it?

SPEAKER_01 3:04

Yeah. That's what I do with important.

SPEAKER_00 3:08

That's one way of identifying yourself, I guess. This is a legitimate.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

Yeah, or just spit at it.

SPEAKER_00 3:14

There you go. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

Um Yeah, but um yeah, it's gonna be uh interesting, but I f I have the feeling that they will have to. They have to. They need people.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

They need you.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

I yeah, I don't think they will do with what they have.

SPEAKER_00 3:35

They're gonna call you and be like, what?

SPEAKER_01 3:38

No, uh uh it sounded like uh I uh like it's just crappy people working there. But that that's are you wrong? Half true. Or yeah, I I I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Okay. They're gonna call you and be like, help us, Matthias, you're our only hope.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

Guide us through the idiots here.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

Yeah, exactly. They're gonna be on the what is it called?

SPEAKER_00 4:04

Nodding list.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

I don't know. I'm just no no the the thing.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

Uh elevator.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

No.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

Uh gonna be on the elevator.

SPEAKER_01 4:14

Hologram? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:16

The hologram. Hello, Pasmathi.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

Uh I d I didn't understand. What what what happened?

SPEAKER_00 4:26

Uh you were going to work on the train. Yeah. And I was like by Ika and I watched the train go by. Oh. And I was like, hi. Okay. And you were like, I didn't see you.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

Yeah, I I didn't okay. I didn't know that. Okay. I I I was wondering w were you on the train or I wasn't on the train, I was outside the train.

SPEAKER_00 4:45

Yeah. But you weren't looking for me. No. Thank you. For the hint after I looked. I forgot what that number was.

SPEAKER_01 4:52

Yeah. Uh but uh you know, I I help you like you help me when I I read stuff.

SPEAKER_00 4:59

With the mad libs.

SPEAKER_01 5:03

Yeah. Or when we make uh promos or something.

SPEAKER_00 5:07

Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. I can't do that anymore. It's good that it's not on video.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Yeah. I can uh do.

Tangents, Promos, And Cut Asides

SPEAKER_00 5:20

Do you want to talk about now or when we talk about lethal weapon? We uh Can you ask me a question? Yeah. Are you okay? I'm okay. Okay uh you're agreeing with me? Yeah. What?

SPEAKER_01 5:32

I usually do though.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Oh, yeah, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 5:36

Uh but uh yeah, I um uh you uh Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 5:44

It's okay, whatever. It's just a box. Alright. I'm gonna I just I can't get it.

SPEAKER_01 5:50

If you like the uh content or in the hole, what's that? Content stuff is that that you're you're uh uh no interest string. Okay, I'm gonna pull it off Mom's pants.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

Okay, we're going to uh uh Okay. So uh Bumpy like your face. Okay. That's a good one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:26

Um and uh then we but yeah, I don't think um uh and uh then we but yeah I don't think um No uh it's like it's uh side note Yes a warning, so cut this.

SPEAKER_00 6:46

Um my cousin is autistic. Okay. I got to meet him last year and he will ask a million questions. There's no stopping the questions. They're just he'll ask you a lot. Probably. Uh people usually aren't that scared to talk to other people.

SPEAKER_01 7:05

No.

SPEAKER_00 7:06

So uh you know. Yeah. His name is Jonathan.

SPEAKER_01 7:09

Jonathan.

SPEAKER_00 7:10

And uh yeah. Uh just try to be patient if he attacks you. Yeah. And uh just answer his questions. Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

It's not gonna be difficult questions.

SPEAKER_00 7:20

He's nice. Yeah. Okay, so it's not like he's actually attacking you. No. But he's a happy guy. And he just he wants to know things.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:29

And so yeah, uh last year when I met him, I just sat there and I answered his questions. Um it took a while, but I got through. I left eventually.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

Wait, he ran out of questions.

SPEAKER_00 7:41

I really hope so. We'll see. Okay. Anyway, coming back to this.

SPEAKER_01 7:48

Yeah, I bet he was like, I didn't even start with the question.

SPEAKER_00 7:51

This was my pre-round of questions. I haven't gotten to the good stuff yet.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

No.

Phone Interruptions And Teaser Close

SPEAKER_00 7:56

Okay, no. Coming back to this, um, we'll have a day seven twenty-eight. That's the um Hello. Who is it? Hello. Okay, so the ocean. Right. Are we going to go to Yes. What would you like? Quickly. Because I don't have much time here. Love you. Yes, bye-bye. Thank you. That's okay. You can let go.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

Um It's gonna be a big episode.

SPEAKER_00 8:28

It's gonna maybe it's gonna be a big episode.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Maybe. We'll see.

SPEAKER_00 8:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:34

Yeah. But