#161: Distracted By The Ambulance

In which Lauren & Mattias play all 160 of their soundbites. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics. such as .
Content:

• Opening
• Movie on!
• Intermission 
• Soundbites

Transcript

Vacation Check‑In From New Hampshire

SPEAKER_08 0:04

Is it me?

SPEAKER_15 0:05

I think it's me.

SPEAKER_08 0:06

Because we're not editing this. Yeah, that's bam, bam, bam.

SPEAKER_15 0:09

Hello, and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matthias.

SPEAKER_08 0:13

And I'm Lauren.

SPEAKER_15 0:15

And we're gonna be your besties for an hour. No, not. For a few minutes or so.

SPEAKER_08 0:22

A few minutes because we're gonna keep the uh We are currently out on vacation.

SPEAKER_15 0:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 0:30

And we are in New Hampshire.

SPEAKER_15 0:34

Far, far away.

SPEAKER_08 0:35

Far away from Sweden. And we are not gonna tell you what we're up to right now. We will save that for a few weeks. Are you gonna tell me? Who's this? No. Our guest from the spectator from far far away. Over there. And the other on the other side of the room.

SPEAKER_15 0:58

Yep. Um well So we get our live audience here.

SPEAKER_08 1:03

We do. It's weird. He's just laying over there drinking chocolate milk.

SPEAKER_07 1:08

Yes. Like live audience.

SPEAKER_08 1:12

If we had a live audience, that's what I'd expect them to do. Just lay on the floor or in their bed or whatever and drink chocolate milk. Yep. Um okay, so we won't movie on, but we did watch movies on the airplane on our way here.

SPEAKER_06 1:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:32

That's movie on. So what do you like the movies?

SPEAKER_06 1:34

That's movie on.

SPEAKER_08 1:35

Okay. So this was a few days ago.

SPEAKER_15 1:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:39

A couple days ago? Yes. A few days. I don't know.

SPEAKER_15 1:42

A couple days ago.

SPEAKER_08 1:44

And we watched two movies. We watched Lethal Weapon 3.

SPEAKER_15 1:50

Yes. And Free Jack.

SPEAKER_08 1:52

Right. Good that you and so I don't even know which one was on my side. Free Jack?

SPEAKER_15 1:58

Free Jack.

SPEAKER_08 1:58

Okay. I should tell you Free Jack.

SPEAKER_15 2:01

No, that's what I'm I'm gonna tell.

SPEAKER_08 2:03

You're gonna tell me about Free Jack.

SPEAKER_15 2:05

Free Jack is a movie starring Emilio Estalis, uh Renee Russo, Anthony Hopkins, Jonathan Banks. Who's in uh Breaking Bad.

SPEAKER_08 2:15

Right.

SPEAKER_15 2:16

Uh yeah. And uh it's a movie about um a guy who's uh who's taken into the future uh so they can uh take over his body. Yeah. They want his young body. They want Emilio Esther's young body too. But that's what they do.

SPEAKER_08 2:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 2:40

Um and he doesn't want that, so he he wants to stop that. He wants his own body. And uh so he gets help from uh his uh girlfriend from thirty years no eighteen years ago. Um and uh she helps him. Okay and he also beats up some bad guys. I hope so too.

SPEAKER_08 3:02

We're not using regular equipment just on the night. So yeah. Um what did you think about the movie? I think it's what you're supposed to do.

SPEAKER_15 3:11

If you didn't have anything else to say, no, uh that story what did you think about it?

SPEAKER_08 3:15

I thought that it was a good movie. I liked the concept and is there was a lot of sci-fi kind of yes, it's a very sci-fi heavy. Yeah, I like that. But did you like it? You don't like sci-fi. Uh or it's fantasy.

Freejack Plot And Reactions

SPEAKER_15 3:34

Yeah, yeah, it's fantasy, I don't know. That much, but sci-fi? I'm okay with with sci-fi. With sci-fi. And um yeah, I like this movie. It's it's very dark though. I mean those. Yeah, I mean it's not dark in tone. It's more like it's dark in color. Oh and uh yeah, but I do like it. It has some good scenes, action scenes, and it uh um it has a little bit confusing story.

SPEAKER_08 4:04

You think so?

SPEAKER_15 4:04

If you think about it.

SPEAKER_08 4:05

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_15 4:06

Yeah, because there are some twists and along the way. But if you pay attention it's I mean it's yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 4:16

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_15 4:17

So we both liked it.

SPEAKER_08 4:19

We did. Both enjoyed the movies.

SPEAKER_15 4:21

Yes. And now you tell me about Leaf of Weapon 3.

SPEAKER_08 4:25

Okay. So this is a movie with Mel Gibson and his friend, um Mel Brooks.

SPEAKER_15 4:32

No, what's it called? Danny Glover.

SPEAKER_08 4:34

Right. Daniel Glover. And they are bad guys. That's what they do.

SPEAKER_15 4:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 4:42

And uh if they they just what am I missing several days ago? I can hardly remember the movies we watched tonight of. Am I wrong though?

SPEAKER_15 4:54

No, no, no, you're right. Okay. But uh there's also like an emotional thing with uh Anna Glover uh shooting uh kid.

SPEAKER_08 5:05

Oh yeah, and he like gets all depressed.

SPEAKER_15 5:09

Um it's a kid he it's uh Son is uh friends with.

SPEAKER_08 5:17

Right. He he fought the kid and I don't know if he meant to, but it really affects the plots. And then things happened, and that was the m I think what am I missing? Elder. He was there.

SPEAKER_15 5:31

Yeah. He meets a lady and she doesn't die.

SPEAKER_08 5:35

Right. Which is a big deal.

SPEAKER_15 5:38

And she's she's Renee Russo who's also in three jack.

SPEAKER_08 5:42

Oh yeah, that's true. She's in both movies.

SPEAKER_15 5:45

Yes. I thought that was kind of funny because both movies are from nineteen ninety-two. And you did the summer. Uh maybe.

SPEAKER_08 5:51

All right, yeah, I figured.

SPEAKER_15 5:53

Uh and uh she's in both of them. And they both have a scene where the main uh character goes under a truck wrecking his uh vehicle and then jump jumps uh off a bridge or fall off a bridge.

SPEAKER_08 6:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 6:10

So yeah.

SPEAKER_08 6:12

Did you like this movie?

SPEAKER_15 6:14

Uh Lethal Weapon 3?

SPEAKER_08 6:15

Right.

SPEAKER_15 6:16

Yes. I do. Although I have to say that it's the my least favorite of the lethal weapon movies.

SPEAKER_08 6:23

That's the ambulance buttons.

SPEAKER_15 6:25

No.

SPEAKER_08 6:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_15 6:26

It's a movie.

SPEAKER_08 6:27

It's not an ambulance show through the window.

SPEAKER_07 6:32

I didn't notice anything. This is affecting me in ways I wouldn't imagine.

SPEAKER_08 6:41

Oh, they stopped over there. No, I'm sorry. Um I got distracted by the ambulance uh outside the window.

SPEAKER_15 6:47

Yeah. I got distracted by squirrels.

SPEAKER_08 6:52

Someone was telling a story and you're like, hey, a squirrel. Oh my goodness. Okay. Um the movie was good.

SPEAKER_15 7:03

The movie I said so. And I said that it was also I was also saying that it's the l my least favorite of the the lethal weapon movies. That's kind of rude, doesn't it? But if this is uh the least favorite, it's so good. Uh and it's still uh then that just tells you how how good the the franchise tastes.

SPEAKER_08 7:27

Yes. Okay. I also enjoyed the moment. Good chance. I don't remember. But I'm assuming that I did like it. I didn't complain.

SPEAKER_15 7:35

No.

SPEAKER_08 7:36

No, no. I didn't complain about the movie. And we're talking about the movie.

SPEAKER_06 7:42

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 7:42

And that's all we're talking about right now. And you're gonna be quiet.

SPEAKER_06 7:46

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 7:47

Okay. Is that all we have to say about the movie? Or do you have something to say?

SPEAKER_15 7:50

I think that's all.

SPEAKER_08 7:51

Okay. Matthews.

SPEAKER_15 7:53

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 7:53

Um, let's see. Alright, so say this is a listener we're talking to that is like just jumping in right now and they're like, Oh my gosh, I've missed a hundred and sixty of these episodes. How am I going to catch up? I'm gonna tell you that after this part that we're recording right now, they get to catch up on all hundred and sixty episodes.

SPEAKER_15 8:19

In one go.

SPEAKER_08 8:20

In one go. Because I am going to add all of the sound bites from previous episodes to after this recording.

SPEAKER_07 8:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 8:30

So if you're like, oh my god, I can't catch up with this uh podcast, how am I supposed to know what to expect? Right? Then you just keep list because you're gonna find out very soon.

SPEAKER_06 8:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 8:42

Okay. And now I would like to take a break so that we can throw in all of these sound bites.

SPEAKER_15 8:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 8:48

Would you like to take a break?

SPEAKER_15 8:50

Yeah, let's be back with soundbite.

SPEAKER_08 8:52

All right. We'll be right back with soundbite. Do do do do do do do do do do do intermission. Do do do do do do do do do do do do.

SPEAKER_02 9:02

I was I have another question. I was the turkey. Oh no. I know.

SPEAKER_01 9:08

It was the first turkey.

SPEAKER_02 9:10

Oh yeah. That's bad luck.

Renee Russo And ’92 Coincidences

SPEAKER_01 9:13

No, no, no. Yeah. He's just been going on throughout time. Um my name.

SPEAKER_13 9:26

And then um Yeah, but that's what the rock said.

SPEAKER_01 9:31

What's that called in English?

SPEAKER_09 9:34

Placenta.

SPEAKER_02 9:35

Placenta.

SPEAKER_03 9:36

Yeah, that's mother cake in Swedish.

SPEAKER_09 9:40

Cookie. Yeah, mother cookie.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

Yeah, that's mother cookie in Swedish.

SPEAKER_11 9:46

Oh, I bring colors.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 9:48

Not just colors.

SPEAKER_02 9:50

Well, that too.

SPEAKER_11 9:51

I I guess they added.

SPEAKER_02 9:53

Yeah. Well, uh I can appreciate black and white movies too.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

You're the worst.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

All right.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

It it looked like it was a rainbow explosion. And I'm like, oh, that's so pretty. But then when I saw uh the movie on a normal TV, I'm like, where is the rainbow going?

SPEAKER_11 10:17

I I get the wire like the wire. The wire.

SPEAKER_02 10:22

Yeah. You're bugging me.

SPEAKER_01 10:27

Wow. Wow, how it's subtle.

SPEAKER_11 10:31

Very subtle. What's wrong, Lauren? You know, I'm just having a really good lacking day. Today is lacking the good. Could use a little bit more good for this day to get better.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

Yeah. How can the listeners hear us when it's darker?

SPEAKER_11 10:53

I don't I don't think they're gonna like that.

SPEAKER_12 10:56

No. I can't listen to this. It's too dark.

SPEAKER_11 11:02

Yeah. Um delayed tears.

SPEAKER_12 11:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 11:06

In the form of eyelashes. I'm crying eyelashes.

SPEAKER_02 11:11

That's not funny.

SPEAKER_11 11:12

We're okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:13

Yeah?

SPEAKER_11 11:14

Don't get upset with me. I'm not sound like that.

Ambient Distractions And Side Riffs

SPEAKER_02 11:19

Oh, okay. Yeah, it sounds like living cards. Yeah. No, it's uh believe me, it's living carbon.

SPEAKER_09 11:31

Fantastic. Feeling feelings aliens. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_09 11:39

Also known as feelings.

SPEAKER_02 11:41

Yeah, feeling from the sky. I from the sky.

SPEAKER_01 11:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:48

You're juggling.

SPEAKER_01 11:52

Screw it. Screw it.

SPEAKER_03 11:55

Forget it. Screw it.

SPEAKER_09 11:57

No. Screw you.

SPEAKER_11 11:59

Screw you and your jugular base. Mm-hmm. Very cool. That's a good dog.

SPEAKER_02 12:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 12:06

Okay. A lyric for you.

SPEAKER_02 12:08

I got no right so far.

SPEAKER_11 12:11

Zero.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

Yeah. Only left.

SPEAKER_11 12:13

Should I give you an easy one?

SPEAKER_02 12:15

You do whatever you want.

SPEAKER_11 12:16

Okay. It was so cute. I ripped off my lip. I ripped off my lips.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

Oh, you. Sorry. I thought the controller did.

SPEAKER_11 12:25

I lift with it.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

No, my lift my lift.

SPEAKER_11 12:32

I guess Matias decided not to join us today. Boring. Sick people are boring. That's what I think. They like just go off and get sick and then they don't join you for anything. San Diego. Um your hands are dry.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 12:49

That's a problem. Well, it doesn't look nice.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

No.

SPEAKER_11 12:54

Your hands are not that attractive.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

No. It's disgusting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 13:02

And you're not supposed to listen to the first thing I say, but wait for my reaction to what I said. And then you follow that one.

SPEAKER_02 13:10

Okay. You know what? What? I'm gonna forget all of this.

SPEAKER_11 13:14

Yeah, but you're going to listen to this, right? I slowly unravel you.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 13:19

It happens.

SPEAKER_02 13:21

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_11 13:22

Sometimes things come out.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 13:26

Anyway. Yeah. Oh. That was weird. My name is Lauren.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

I'm the laughing stock. No, I'm Matthias. Hello?

SPEAKER_11 13:37

Um, I'm gonna be listening to Roasty Toasty Ghostie. Also known as Why Are You Laughing At Me? Yeah. Broadway. Rocky Horror started off as Broadway and was turned into a moole. Yeah.

The Big Plan: 160‑Episode Soundbite Catch‑Up

SPEAKER_02 13:54

What was the question? It it had uh I think it had uh you know uh side note here.

SPEAKER_11 14:03

Yeah these are my favorite uh episodes to edit because it's mostly just i like the easiest ones.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

Yeah, but I think I've been fairly quick with that.

SPEAKER_11 14:17

What was I saying? Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 14:23

Microwave. Yeah, we're talking into a microwave after.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

The cast, it's the day after Waldvoid off.

SPEAKER_11 14:37

So you need a recovery day from the evil spirit.

SPEAKER_02 14:40

Yeah. People get drunk. Okay. That's why.

SPEAKER_11 14:46

Alright, we tried out this new burger plate and burgers by the veterinarian. Yeah. But I don't know. Sounds a little sketchy. But um is that your vet? No. No, you go to a different vet.

SPEAKER_02 15:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 15:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:02

Can you ice cut off?

SPEAKER_11 15:04

I didn't see anything.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

No, you're ice.

SPEAKER_11 15:07

What did they say?

SPEAKER_02 15:09

They called me a poop ahead.

SPEAKER_11 15:11

I don't think they did.

SPEAKER_02 15:13

Okay. So what did you think about the movie?

SPEAKER_11 15:16

I like the predicament.

SPEAKER_02 15:18

It's a good word.

SPEAKER_11 15:20

It is a good word. It's a problem. Not the word the word's not a problem, but I mean it's a problem. It's word as a problem.

SPEAKER_02 15:29

Yeah, it's a fancy problem.

SPEAKER_11 15:31

It is a fan. It's just a word. Why?

SPEAKER_02 15:34

Why did you look at the I wasn't looking at you?

SPEAKER_11 15:37

I was looking into your eyes.

Intermission Bit And Clip Montage Tease

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Okay. My bald eyes. Your bald eyes. I don't have any no hair on my eyes.

SPEAKER_09 15:44

No. That's a problem. It's my birthday and I'm starving. That's all I'm gonna say on Tuesday. Yeah. I have to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 15:55

It's my favorite line. So uh that was Wednesday.

SPEAKER_02 16:02

Funny moments.

SPEAKER_11 16:03

Yeah, but the majority of the mom moy. The momy. The majority of the momy.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

Yeah. The majority of the mommy.

SPEAKER_11 16:14

Yeah, that's what I was trying to say.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

I kick your feelings.

SPEAKER_11 16:32

You're cheating.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

I don't. Yeah. The important thing to think is that the important thing is that you don't be there.

SPEAKER_11 16:44

Okay. Addictive?

SPEAKER_02 16:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:47

I'm gonna finish you off.

SPEAKER_11 16:49

I'm the only beetle left. Paul was like, but I'm still alive. And Ringo was like, you're not a part of this thing.

SPEAKER_02 16:57

Not for that.

SPEAKER_11 16:58

And the Beatles. So Ringo took over.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_11 17:02

Why don't you like me anymore?

SPEAKER_02 17:04

Uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_11 17:06

I just decided to.

SPEAKER_02 17:08

Yeah. Yeah. No, it's enough.

SPEAKER_11 17:12

It's enough. I decided right now.

SPEAKER_02 17:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 17:16

That's enough. He is still alive. What is wrong with this thing and why won't he die? Just die already. Just give up.

SPEAKER_13 17:23

It's a terminate fool.

SPEAKER_11 17:24

Oh my god, it must be. He's indestructible. What's wrong with it?

SPEAKER_02 17:29

He's like, that's nothing. But one of the two.

SPEAKER_11 17:33

One of them had a fat tiger.

SPEAKER_02 17:35

Yeah. You like that.

SPEAKER_11 17:36

Yeah, that's that's something I like.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

Yeah, you you had to mention it then, at least.

SPEAKER_11 17:42

That's a fat tiger. That was the one thing that I could uh point out. That's a fat tiger.

SPEAKER_02 17:47

No.

SPEAKER_11 17:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

Have you?

Rapid‑Fire Callbacks And Absurd One‑Liners

SPEAKER_11 17:49

Yeah, I had, you know, like I had teeth. I had teeth at one point. I don't anymore. No. When I was younger, I had to get braces. You know, the metal thing is such a dirty man.

SPEAKER_02 18:03

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_11 18:04

Okay. Lorenz shirt is very special though. It's very special. It's naughty.

SPEAKER_13 18:11

Why are you so naughty?

SPEAKER_11 18:13

I don't know. You're dirty. I'm naughty. Still eating his ice cream, I think.

SPEAKER_00 18:19

He was having a meltdown because the ice cream was melting.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

Ice cream meltdown.

SPEAKER_11 18:26

And it got all over him.

SPEAKER_02 18:28

And you.

SPEAKER_11 18:29

And me. It was a mess.

SPEAKER_02 18:31

Yeah, okay. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your horizont.

SPEAKER_11 18:40

Is that the hit?

SPEAKER_02 18:42

Yeah, I guess so. Wiggle your horizont and slap your top. I wanna know. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_11 18:49

Okay. You don't usually sing while you pee.

SPEAKER_02 18:51

No. I sing in the shower.

SPEAKER_11 18:53

Oh, you do?

SPEAKER_02 18:54

It's not like I sing quietly either. No, you're laughing. Yeah, I'm bad. Um I like the movie. Yeah, I thought you would.

SPEAKER_11 19:05

Yeah, I did. But here's my butt.

SPEAKER_02 19:09

Oh. I used all of the butter.

SPEAKER_09 19:19

Butter's a lot of butter. That explains a lot.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

That explains a lot.

SPEAKER_05 19:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 19:32

I had I had a bad hip.

SPEAKER_11 19:36

Bad hip day.

SPEAKER_02 19:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 19:39

Some people have bad hair days too at a bad hip day.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

Yeah, I don't I I barely have hair, so I do have hip.

SPEAKER_11 19:47

Been doing it my whole life. What's the problem? Uh she gets him to find her, and then he's like, Let me help you, you washed up floppy fishy. What is this? Depressed. And then at least Kind of gets to know her and um my shoulder is itchy so I need to take a break.

SPEAKER_05 20:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 20:06

This is my shoulder scratching time. It's on my to-do list. Leave me alone. I'm trying to catch up so much. Never settle for anything less than optimal for you. Never settle for less than Optimus Prime.

SPEAKER_02 20:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 20:27

If you don't have Optimus Prime, then you should just not do that. Keep the ball in the middle of the rug and try to avoid tear hazards. Like crying. That's the alternative uh term for crying is tear hazards.

SPEAKER_02 20:44

Yeah, bad losers that have a phobia or something. I could do that.

SPEAKER_11 20:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:51

But I don't.

SPEAKER_11 20:52

Okay. Do you have a fun phobia?

SPEAKER_02 20:54

Fun phobia?

SPEAKER_11 20:55

Fun phobia. Fear of fun.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

I have way too much fun for that. Stop touching your hair face. Hair face.

SPEAKER_11 21:06

Your hairy face. I wrote that for myself.

SPEAKER_02 21:10

Oh.

SPEAKER_11 21:11

Stop touching your hairy face. You don't have any hair to touch anymore. No, but think you'll use it again?

SPEAKER_02 21:18

Probably not. Alright. But i it's a good word though. It is. It's almost a little too good for me. Oh. Too big of a word for me.

SPEAKER_09 21:29

This word is too good for you.

SPEAKER_02 21:31

Yeah. I think I'll have to think about the answer right now.

SPEAKER_11 21:35

You think you'll have to think about it.

SPEAKER_02 21:37

Yeah. So I'm thinking about thinking about it.

SPEAKER_11 21:39

Okay. Are you actually gonna think about it, or are you just gonna think about think about thinking about it?

SPEAKER_02 21:43

I have to think about that. Okay, no, I'm thinking I really don't like you.

SPEAKER_11 21:49

Yeah, no, I I I don't like you. Um I hate your stinking gum gum.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

Yeah, it's kind of stinky actually.

SPEAKER_09 22:01

Just to keep everything inside.

SPEAKER_03 22:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 22:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 22:05

No, I have not crapped my pants. It's just my diaper with my organs in it.

SPEAKER_09 22:12

It's my organ bag.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

Yeah. Stop looking at me.

SPEAKER_09 22:17

Where am I?

SPEAKER_02 22:18

How do I get out of here?

unknown 22:21

Start screaming.

SPEAKER_09 22:23

Start screaming. Help! Help! Get me out of here.

SPEAKER_10 22:28

I'm in the shower and I'm lost. I don't think I saw much further than that. So no, I because I didn't not fall asleep.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

You didn't.

SPEAKER_10 22:40

I didn't not fall asleep.

SPEAKER_02 22:43

That is true.

SPEAKER_11 22:44

Okay. What are your feelings for a unwanted gift? Wow. Yeah, this is really nice. Thank you. No, uh no, I really wanted this. I'm gonna use this. I know exactly where I'm gonna put it too. Merry Christmas, trash can. We'll do better this year.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 23:04

We can push each other a bit harder.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 23:06

Because we're a team. Stop crying.

SPEAKER_02 23:09

I don't like how it feels. I don't like how it feels. I'm good. My neck is fine.

SPEAKER_11 23:19

Cool. Good for you.

SPEAKER_02 23:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 23:21

Must be nice to be perfect.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

Yeah. It is pretty good, actually.

SPEAKER_11 23:25

I bet.

SPEAKER_02 23:25

It feels a little bit lonely. On the perfect side, you know.

SPEAKER_11 23:31

Yeah, most famous mermaids.

SPEAKER_02 23:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 23:34

Here is a list of some of the most snotty mermaids in history. The sirens of Greek mythology were groggy but dangerous creatures who would sneeze sailors with their thermometers. I would have liked this a lot as a smaller person.

SPEAKER_02 23:51

Oh, oh, okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 23:53

If I was a little bit shorter, I would have liked it a bit more. But unfortunately, I am this tall. Wow. Okay. Yeah. And then I turned into a squirrel.

SPEAKER_09 24:08

I flew up a tree. I'm leaving you all. I'm gonna history lesson by a week because I I don't remember. Then the myth is Jackie Chan.

SPEAKER_02 24:20

Are you satisfied with that? Or do you want to take it again?

SPEAKER_05 24:25

I can't control it. Soft soft?

SPEAKER_11 24:30

Stop. Or cornstarch and cardamom. What is cardamom? What is it?

SPEAKER_02 24:35

I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_11 24:36

Okay. Where does it come from? Hey, Google. What the heck is a cardamom?

SPEAKER_02 24:41

Whose mom is that?

SPEAKER_11 24:42

Whose mom is cardamom? It's a pod spice in the ginger family thing.

SPEAKER_02 24:47

I know the word.

SPEAKER_11 24:48

Why did you have to think about it? Why? Why do you have to think about the word? Start whining. Stop thinking about words. Why do you have to think to you?

SPEAKER_02 25:03

Yeah. Okay. After I said my name. Blah.

SPEAKER_11 25:07

Blah.

SPEAKER_02 25:08

So then I was like, uh the revenge is gonna be sweet.

SPEAKER_11 25:12

Does it feel good?

SPEAKER_02 25:13

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_11 25:13

Okay. It is short-lived, but well worth it.

SPEAKER_02 25:16

Yeah. Sometimes I have done the oh, by the way, when we were talking about the other thing, blah blah blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_11 25:26

What is that the exact quote?

SPEAKER_02 25:28

Yeah, I mean uh that that's my comment. I think you better than me.

SPEAKER_11 25:35

The conspiracy theorists survival guide.

SPEAKER_02 25:38

Yeah, you see what I theorists.

SPEAKER_11 25:40

Theorists?

SPEAKER_02 25:41

You see what I'm talking about? I do. Just the title was confusing for me.

SPEAKER_11 25:46

Throw them away. Yeah. Thanks for your dead plants. Exactly. That's what I wanted.

SPEAKER_02 25:52

Not cool.

SPEAKER_11 25:52

What better way to celebrate death than dead flowers? Here you go. True.

Running Jokes: Snacks, Heavy Pants, Cloud Drinks

SPEAKER_02 25:58

These flowers are as dead as cute.

SPEAKER_11 26:01

Oh my god. Maybe not. I'd like to keep my bed. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

Boring. Okay, we'll be back after the break.

SPEAKER_11 26:12

I'm out of sips, so we're gonna take a break.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

Yeah. After the breaking bed. Like a trial or anything.

SPEAKER_13 26:22

Do you swear to tell the truth or nothing but the truth?

SPEAKER_11 26:26

I do.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

So help you guy.

SPEAKER_11 26:30

So help me guy.

SPEAKER_02 26:31

You did it. I'm proud of you. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 26:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 26:36

Next one. Mannen utamfruktan. The man without fear.

SPEAKER_11 26:42

The man without fruit.

SPEAKER_02 26:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 26:45

Fear. Okay. Yes. Lots of dancing. Mm-hmm and violins.

SPEAKER_02 26:49

Violence?

SPEAKER_11 26:50

Violin violin. Violins. Yeah. It's the fancy kind of violence. That's the word.

SPEAKER_02 26:57

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 26:57

That was the word. Yeah. So the boat's amazing.

SPEAKER_02 27:01

And then I'm not stupid, but I'm dumb.

SPEAKER_11 27:04

You're pretty smart for a dumb person.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 27:07

Right. Or something.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 27:09

Is that what you said?

SPEAKER_02 27:10

Something like that.

SPEAKER_11 27:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:12

You're pretty smart for being so dumb.

SPEAKER_11 27:15

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

How would you say it in Swedish?

SPEAKER_11 27:19

Prioritize. I don't know. Sarah.

SPEAKER_02 27:24

Zero.

SPEAKER_11 27:26

Priority zero. As in it's not prioritized at all.

SPEAKER_02 27:30

No. Okay. Sounds scary.

SPEAKER_11 27:33

That you can stick things into.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

Oh no.

SPEAKER_11 27:36

Like heroin.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

Yeah, okay. Uh the heroine hole.

SPEAKER_11 27:40

The heroin hole. Also known as the heroin hole. I usually call it the heroin hole, but it's true. Yes. I know it's true.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

I said it. It's not a one-man show.

SPEAKER_11 27:53

No. Usually movies only have Bruce Willis.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 27:57

It's not a movie if it doesn't only have Bruce Willis.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Drinking coffee and eating a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel, and it was so good.

SPEAKER_02 28:09

Okay. Shut up. I was talking to myself. I never listened. And I am actually uh a pretty good drawer. Drawer. Yes. Uh I can draw thick figures. I'm a pretty good drawer. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 28:32

I can't actually laugh out loud. No. I like whisper laugh. No, I just no. No, I don't do that either.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

No.

SPEAKER_11 28:44

I just I whisper laugh.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

Don't talk about Jackie Chan movements.

SPEAKER_11 28:50

I'm sorry. I can't help it.

SPEAKER_02 28:52

Yeah, I can't help to wander off. Uh okay. Number one. Facts about you. No Jackie Chan there. W why can't I?

SPEAKER_11 29:04

Why can't you?

SPEAKER_02 29:05

Why can't I?

SPEAKER_11 29:06

You should know.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

Yeah. You said the good one.

SPEAKER_11 29:09

I did.

SPEAKER_02 29:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 29:10

The only one.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

Yeah, I think so. I'm blanky.

SPEAKER_11 29:13

You're a blanky?

SPEAKER_02 29:15

Yeah, I'm a blanky.

SPEAKER_11 29:16

Give me your foot.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

A turtle.

SPEAKER_11 29:18

A turtle on your foot?

SPEAKER_02 29:20

Fluffy turtle.

SPEAKER_11 29:20

This is for you to keep forever. No, uh, it's gone.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

You know what you are?

SPEAKER_11 29:25

A fluffy turtle.

SPEAKER_02 29:27

No, you're a great magician.

SPEAKER_11 29:29

Um Midsummer.

SPEAKER_02 29:32

Unscuse me.

SPEAKER_11 29:34

Unscuse you? I don't think so. I'm not gonna unscuse you.

SPEAKER_02 29:39

I was gonna say, I'm sorry, and then excuse me as excuse me.

SPEAKER_09 29:44

Please don't excuse me. And I'm the one teaching lessons here.

SPEAKER_02 29:50

I'm just gonna shut up and I'm gonna fix so you were right all along.

SPEAKER_11 29:55

Alright, well that's up to you.

SPEAKER_02 29:57

Yeah, I'm gonna make you smart.

SPEAKER_11 29:59

Okay. Now I'm Bruce Lee. So it just it takes on anything.

SPEAKER_13 30:08

So you would say, be a screwdriver, my friend.

SPEAKER_11 30:12

That's right. Be a screwdriver. And that's my advice for today. It burst a hole in your helmet and you explode and also die. But for real.

SPEAKER_03 30:23

I actually died. Like, do I have to carry you now?

SPEAKER_11 30:29

Oh my god, you're so heavy. Oh I I am obsessed with open eyes. Open AI.

SPEAKER_05 30:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 30:37

AI is ruining my life. And could use that as a title.

SPEAKER_05 30:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 30:42

But I'm definitely gonna I'm definitely gonna choose whatever you say immediately after. I would get up and walk around the hallways while I was waiting for the doctor to tell me that I could go home.

SPEAKER_03 30:54

Oh you can walk home. But that no you can walk, you can walk home.

SPEAKER_02 31:01

Just don't cry that much.

SPEAKER_11 31:03

Maybe that's something to talk to our special guest about. Yeah. Maybe she can break you. Maybe she'll break you.

SPEAKER_02 31:11

Yeah. You never s you can never stop making from crying after that.

SPEAKER_11 31:16

Yeah. It's still valid. Did you get hit?

SPEAKER_02 31:19

I did.

SPEAKER_11 31:20

Okay. Why wouldn't people make a fun make a fun of you? I'm Italian now.

SPEAKER_02 31:26

Why would the people uh make a fun of you?

SPEAKER_11 31:31

Why?

SPEAKER_02 31:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 31:32

The majority of the people are alcoholics, I'm pretty sure. Okay. Of some form.

SPEAKER_02 31:37

Cool, cool, cool. Sounds good. Are you crying yet? Almost. Oh.

SPEAKER_10 31:41

Bad memories.

SPEAKER_02 31:42

So what are some of your earliest memories? Oh. But uh A for effort, or whatever you call it. Maybe not A. Yeah, F for effort.

SPEAKER_10 31:59

That wasn't bad actually.

SPEAKER_13 32:02

Dragging their bodies with their teeth.

SPEAKER_02 32:12

Yep. That was a message for all the dogs. I'm gonna face this. I know exactly how.

SPEAKER_11 32:19

Okay. If you're particularly superstitious, delay made your decisions until the next day or a later date.

SPEAKER_14 32:27

Yep.

SPEAKER_11 32:27

Today's episode is brought to you by the word procrastination.

SPEAKER_14 32:31

Yep. Baby cow. Okay. No. That's two men. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 32:34

That's very disappointing.

SPEAKER_14 32:36

But I d I don't think it would uh ruin my life.

SPEAKER_11 32:39

Unless it's a very bad cow. Bad cow. If it's not well behaved.

SPEAKER_14 32:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:46

Bad cow.

SPEAKER_11 32:47

Is this a tooth?

SPEAKER_02 32:48

Probably.

SPEAKER_11 32:48

I have two teeth here. Two teeth. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 32:52

Sorry for having teeth everywhere. My children have been dropping teeth like crazy. Eggs. Crazy. Just constantly dropping their teeth.

SPEAKER_02 33:01

Yeah, especially in the work.

SPEAKER_11 33:03

Oh, okay. I spelled it wrong, I think. Let license. Yeah. Lettuce. Lettuce. Yeah, I was gonna say lettuce at first. I don't know if you heard that. Lettuce to kill. Lettuce to kill. Yeah. Well, I know that the first in your mind boost your mood and give you that extra bit of energy and focus, making you more dynam dynamic.

SPEAKER_03 33:24

Dimanic.

SPEAKER_11 33:25

Dimanic.

SPEAKER_03 33:27

Making you dynamic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 33:30

That's a problem. Yeah. More often than you do.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:34

Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 33:35

But yeah, some of the lines were perfect for you too.

SPEAKER_02 33:38

Yeah. Like the pizza that was the perfect. Couldn't have been any better bitter.

SPEAKER_11 33:46

Bitter. And go for adventures. Ooh. We are going to um no, he he noticed that there was a lack of snacks. Uh huh. Lack of snacks, it's a problem.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

Lack of snacks.

SPEAKER_11 34:01

Lack of snacks.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

Yeah. Very cool to do the wrapping like that.

SPEAKER_11 34:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:06

I could not do that.

SPEAKER_10 34:07

No, I could not do that.

SPEAKER_02 34:09

I could not do that.

SPEAKER_10 34:10

I could not do that.

SPEAKER_02 34:12

I could not do that. Uh no, I uh I was I'm gonna go check my weight and I don't want my pants on for that. Uh because I have heavy pants.

SPEAKER_11 34:25

So heavy pants.

SPEAKER_02 34:27

Heavy pants.

Wordplay, Misheard Words, And Accents

SPEAKER_11 34:28

I'm gonna start calling you heavy pants.

SPEAKER_02 34:30

Yeah. Uh the game would be good to have if you're gonna play it.

SPEAKER_11 34:36

Possibly.

SPEAKER_02 34:37

Yeah, it's it's a good thing to have the game.

SPEAKER_11 34:40

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:42

That's what I heard, but I'm not I'm no expert.

SPEAKER_11 34:45

No, I know.

SPEAKER_02 34:47

Wait with the weight. Right.

SPEAKER_11 34:49

I think we should wait with the wait until it's time to talk about weight.

SPEAKER_02 34:53

Okay. So we're gonna do the week first.

SPEAKER_11 34:56

We're gonna do the week and then the wait.

SPEAKER_02 34:58

Week wait, yes.

SPEAKER_11 34:59

You have to wait until the end of the week to hear about the weight. Yeah. And it's a deal. And we're gonna fall for this one.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

Yep.

SPEAKER_11 35:08

Because it's too good to be true.

SPEAKER_02 35:10

Yeah, that's what the people said.

SPEAKER_11 35:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 35:13

I'm gonna fall for this one.

unknown 35:15

Fall for this one.

SPEAKER_13 35:16

It's exactly the worst.

SPEAKER_09 35:19

That's what open eyes came up for. Because and this is my explanation. The sun and the moon and the spinning things.

SPEAKER_02 35:29

Yeah, the sun and the moon and the spinning things. Yeah. I I wonder if the complaining is your uh it's a reflection insecurity about not rapping.

SPEAKER_11 35:42

I'm sure that's exactly what it is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:45

Solved you. Yep. Best friends for an hour or so.

SPEAKER_11 35:50

Probably less.

SPEAKER_02 35:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 35:51

We need to have a quickie episode today.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 35:54

Um it's our Christmas episode though. Quickie Christmas.

SPEAKER_02 35:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 35:59

And um we'll see how it goes.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

It's about ghosts and a grumpy old man.

SPEAKER_11 36:05

So it's perfect for the podcast. Yeah. The ghosties and the grumpy old man.

SPEAKER_02 36:11

Yep, that's you and me.

SPEAKER_11 36:12

Yep.

SPEAKER_10 36:15

Yeah, that's us.

SPEAKER_02 36:17

Owl or saw or sore? Sore owl.

SPEAKER_11 36:26

Source.

SPEAKER_02 36:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 36:29

Uh? Yeah? Sure.

SPEAKER_02 36:30

That's a dinosaur.

SPEAKER_11 36:31

Okay. I just got rid of it, so it's really okay.

SPEAKER_02 36:34

Oh well. Um I guess I'll be a bum then.

SPEAKER_11 36:36

You can be a bum.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 36:38

That's fine.

SPEAKER_02 36:38

That's cool.

SPEAKER_11 36:39

They all sounded way over my head anyway.

SPEAKER_02 36:43

Yeah, I mean I'll be a somewhat intelligent bum. So it's this rich guy who who who's not a very good call for cauliflower? Cauliflower.

SPEAKER_11 36:58

He's not really good at being a cauliflower.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

No, he's really bad at that.

SPEAKER_11 37:02

Ping pong yoga.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 37:04

Where you close your eyes and you throw balls of energy around the room.

SPEAKER_02 37:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 37:10

And hope for the best. That you don't get hit by someone else's energy. That would hurt.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Relationship.

SPEAKER_11 37:19

They know everything about you and your partner and they know best. Yeah, okay. So trust your in uh your internet. Trust your internet. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 37:32

If soap is nearby, consider using it. Might as well take a bath.

SPEAKER_11 37:39

Take a bath while you're drowning.

SPEAKER_03 37:43

You I mean you wanna be clean if you're welcome, planet.

SPEAKER_11 37:48

You know what? That's that's what we're gonna leave this at is save the planet by eating the cake.

SPEAKER_02 37:55

Yeah, exactly. You're sacrificing your sa your well-being for the planet.

SPEAKER_11 38:02

Kind of thing. Yeah. Heat of the moment. The movement.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

Movement.

SPEAKER_03 38:06

Mom movement.

SPEAKER_11 38:07

The movement. The heat of the movement. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:10

Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_11 38:11

But I said you were doing it wrong.

SPEAKER_03 38:13

We were both fat and sticky.

SPEAKER_11 38:17

This one gets itchy sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 38:19

It's bigger. Yeah. I only uh have this scar. That's my proudest scar.

SPEAKER_11 38:24

Was that self-harm?

SPEAKER_02 38:26

That was uh an accident.

SPEAKER_09 38:28

Okay. Accidental self-harm.

SPEAKER_02 38:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 38:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 38:31

Oper thing is now I said.

SPEAKER_11 38:39

That's sheep.

SPEAKER_02 38:40

Yeah, you get th th threaty threatening sheep in the prison.

unknown 38:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 38:48

This went straight to my head. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 38:50

Okay, she's drunk.

SPEAKER_11 38:52

Hello, my name is I'm drunk.

SPEAKER_02 38:54

My name is Drunk.

SPEAKER_11 38:55

My name is Drunk and I am roasty toasty ghostied. Blam.

SPEAKER_02 39:01

I can promise you that.

SPEAKER_11 39:03

Alright. Do I want to see his butt?

SPEAKER_02 39:05

He has a good butt.

SPEAKER_11 39:06

Does he? Yeah. Okay. We'll see. I'll be the judge of that.

SPEAKER_02 39:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 39:12

I'm the butt judger. I'm judge butt.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 39:18

What was my word? An adjective. You are hilarious. Both of you. So funny.

SPEAKER_14 39:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 39:25

I thought hooks on the ceiling was funny, but they done away. That one gets me every time.

SPEAKER_05 39:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 39:32

It was so nice to not go into work after the three days of nights. Nights. Sorry. The three days of nights. That could be a title. Yeah. It was it was awful.

SPEAKER_09 39:48

You still have to go to work.

SPEAKER_02 39:50

Yeah, that's true. But uh I yeah. Loser. Still having a job.

SPEAKER_11 39:59

What do you Been doing with your life.

SPEAKER_02 40:01

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 40:02

Heated like an oven for a potato.

SPEAKER_02 40:06

Yeah, exactly. I mean uh potato oven. We were talking about potatoes, and that's the war starter.

SPEAKER_11 40:12

I get frustrated.

SPEAKER_02 40:14

Potatoes are war starters.

SPEAKER_11 40:16

That's true.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

People say that this is the best best buzz buzz.

SPEAKER_11 40:20

It's the best buzz buzz. Yeah. This is the best buzz buzz ever.

SPEAKER_03 40:26

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_13 40:29

The best buzz buzz ever. Work that you were drunk on Saturday.

SPEAKER_11 40:34

Um this is what I wrote for my uh my diary.

SPEAKER_03 40:41

Your drunk episode.

SPEAKER_11 40:42

My drunk diary. I wrote, I'm very drunk, but my dog So in short, ouch.

SPEAKER_04 40:49

Yeah, that's it. In short, ouch.

SPEAKER_11 40:55

Which is basically what this is saying. Yeah, it's if you snore bee pollen, ouch. Okay, not scrubbing like you're cleaning a toilet. That's disgusting. Why would you compare? Yes, when I brush my teeth, I imagine I'm cleaning a toilet.

SPEAKER_02 41:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 41:12

My mouth is a toilet. Um face toilet, really. What is it called when you lose your memory? I forgot the word for dementia.

SPEAKER_03 41:23

You know what an early sign of dementia is?

SPEAKER_11 41:26

When you forget the word dementia. Peanut buttercup, s'mores brownie.

SPEAKER_02 41:32

He was in the movie.

SPEAKER_11 41:33

I used to work with that guy.

SPEAKER_02 41:34

Yeah. And he played a serious cact character.

SPEAKER_11 41:39

Cactus.

SPEAKER_02 41:40

Cactus. The serious cactus in the movie. Yeah, people were like, ouch.

SPEAKER_11 41:46

Bringing something offensive to dietary needs without asking. Like nuts without warning a not allergic colleague.

SPEAKER_05 41:55

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 41:56

So this is a passive aggressive fecum. I'm actually trying to kill you.

SPEAKER_02 42:01

Yeah. And that's a challenge of anything.

SPEAKER_11 42:04

And that's something I know from experience. I trip all the time. Yeah. I'm clumsy.

SPEAKER_02 42:09

Exactly. That's a challenge.

SPEAKER_11 42:11

Sometimes I actually fall.

SPEAKER_02 42:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 42:13

I don't just trip and like pretend that nothing happened.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

No.

SPEAKER_11 42:16

Just this week.

SPEAKER_02 42:18

Just today.

SPEAKER_11 42:19

Just today. In the past hour? Three times.

SPEAKER_03 42:24

Yeah. And it's in the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_11 42:26

Yeah. I'm not gonna tell you how. It's that bad. You can mind your own business further.

SPEAKER_02 42:32

Or is this is no, I'm I'm thinking that this might be that you actually like this movie and want me to. No, no, no, no. I'm not I'm not into reverse psychology. I'm not that smart. Sure.

SPEAKER_11 42:46

No.

SPEAKER_02 42:47

Americans?

Advice, Non‑Advice, And Faux How‑Tos

SPEAKER_11 42:48

Abnormal for Americans because they're very loud. So it must be like loud silence. Uh today is Independence Day. Like Americans America's birthday. Americans' birthdays. Everyone's birthday is today. I don't even remember that one either.

SPEAKER_03 43:04

You almost nailed it. Did you even have a hammer?

SPEAKER_11 43:08

No. I um I don't remember my own lines.

SPEAKER_02 43:17

No. One second. It was that's how long it lasted.

SPEAKER_11 43:21

Yeah, I didn't like the results.

SPEAKER_02 43:23

That minute lasted a second.

SPEAKER_11 43:25

Right. Yeah. Because I couldn't handle the remaining 59 seconds.

SPEAKER_05 43:31

No.

SPEAKER_11 43:32

Why do I put myself in these awkward positions and try driving from the back seat when there's a driver's seat that I could sit in instead?

SPEAKER_02 43:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 43:42

Anyway, I really like the movie.

SPEAKER_02 43:45

Okay, good. Me too.

SPEAKER_11 43:47

So personal funeral assistance.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

Burial assistance? Yeah, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 43:53

So I took it like burying yourself alive and getting advice for that. So Okay.

SPEAKER_02 44:02

Stab them.

SPEAKER_11 44:03

Stab them.

SPEAKER_02 44:04

Like with the knife?

SPEAKER_11 44:05

With my finger. Stabbed.

SPEAKER_02 44:07

Finger stabbing.

SPEAKER_11 44:09

Ew. Stub it.

SPEAKER_02 44:12

Also known as poking.

SPEAKER_11 44:13

I guess you could call it poking if you wanted to. Collect a variety of rollerblades and pizzas and count them all up before the pepper spray rings. Oh, that's a threat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

Yeah, that game has consequences.

SPEAKER_11 44:31

Alright. Wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02 44:32

I just had one thing to say.

SPEAKER_11 44:35

I don't like blah blah blah. Isn't this annoying? Aren't conversations annoying? Okay. Number Why are you so annoying? I hate talking to people.

SPEAKER_04 44:47

Moist air can ease congestion and soothe your soul. Soul. Soothe your s soul.

SPEAKER_11 44:57

That might be. Yeah, that's I think that's what the word should be. Just I judged it by the cover. Not even the spine. Yeah. I judged it from behind. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Yeah, I wasn't impressed.

SPEAKER_13 45:14

Um I don't like you behind.

SPEAKER_11 45:16

I don't. So I wasn't so far off when I was saying that I think I have a carb sensitivity.

SPEAKER_02 45:24

Carb problem.

SPEAKER_11 45:25

Carb problem. I have some carb problems.

unknown 45:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 45:30

So it says it's the symbol for a sharp. Oh, okay. So you hear like they play it in C sharp.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

Okay. C hashtag.

SPEAKER_11 45:39

Right.

SPEAKER_02 45:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 45:40

C the hashtag. Sharp. Hashtag sharp. For the modern kids out there. Yeah. Stick a straw into the sky. You can drink clouds.

SPEAKER_02 45:51

Yep.

SPEAKER_11 45:52

That's water.

SPEAKER_02 45:52

That's how you get the clouds to disappear.

SPEAKER_11 45:55

Yeah. And make it a nice sunny day again. If you're thirsty, drink clouds. Oh, comma no toe.

SPEAKER_02 46:04

More no toe. Moe. Moe. That could be a short for more.

SPEAKER_11 46:09

Or a name. Moe, no toe.

SPEAKER_02 46:12

Ah, toe less moe.

SPEAKER_11 46:14

Oh mo no toe.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 46:17

He was a little angry because people kept calling him short. I get it. Yeah. Because people do that to me too. I'm not that short.

SPEAKER_02 46:25

You get angry?

SPEAKER_11 46:26

I'm always angry. Yeah. I'm an angry short person.

SPEAKER_02 46:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 46:29

I'm not that short. But yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:32

We're not creepy. No. We're not creepy people.

SPEAKER_11 46:35

Well, we didn't.

SPEAKER_02 46:36

We're not creeple.

SPEAKER_11 46:38

Creeple? Creepers. What? No, okay. Um. She did lead us to the right place.

SPEAKER_02 46:45

Yeah. It wasn't that difficult. Yeah. Kind of sound like a it's trauma traumatized. Yeah. And uh like uh uh James Bond drink. Shake and not disturb.

SPEAKER_11 46:58

It's shaken shaken not disturbed. For you. But in a way, everything is connected. Okay? Because we've got jokers and zombies and aliens, and we're Halloween today.

SPEAKER_02 47:12

You can't butt the ding.

SPEAKER_11 47:15

I hear you. But why do you have a raccoon in the oven?

SPEAKER_02 47:20

Uh, because I needed to wash my hands.

SPEAKER_11 47:24

So you stored the raccoon in the oven. It's not a storage area.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

Turkey is a dry bird.

SPEAKER_11 47:33

It's a dry bird.

SPEAKER_02 47:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 47:35

Dry bird turkey.

SPEAKER_02 47:37

Dry bird turkey.

SPEAKER_11 47:38

Dry bird turkey.

SPEAKER_02 47:39

Dry bird turkey.

SPEAKER_11 47:41

Dry bird turkey. I'm trying to make something out of this. But yes, no, you're wrong. You're right. I didn't say that.

SPEAKER_02 47:50

Yes. You're wrong.

SPEAKER_11 47:53

Yes, you're wrong.

SPEAKER_02 47:56

You're wrong about that.

SPEAKER_11 47:58

No.

SPEAKER_02 47:59

Uh well, Roller Coasty. Roll title.

SPEAKER_11 48:03

Directly before we go. Will be Christmas.

SPEAKER_02 48:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 48:07

Can you believe?

SPEAKER_02 48:08

No.

SPEAKER_11 48:09

Alright. That's all I had to say about that. I cannot believe. You can't believe it. I'll say I was so lost.

SPEAKER_02 48:18

Yeah, that too.

SPEAKER_11 48:20

My phone's not working and I'm lost.

SPEAKER_02 48:26

It doesn't take much, does it? No, I'm I get lost easily.

SPEAKER_11 48:32

So I hope you learned something.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 48:35

I hope you found some entertainment in my 12 days breakdown.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 48:41

Twelve days of breakdowns.

SPEAKER_02 48:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 48:45

Are you out of sips?