#161: Distracted By The Ambulance

In which Lauren & Mattias play all 160 of their soundbites. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics. such as .
Content:

• Opening
• Movie on!
• Intermission 
• Soundbites

Chapters

• 0:00 Vacation Check‑In From New Hampshire
• 1:30 Airplane Movie Picks
• 3:40 Freejack Plot And Reactions
• 6:30 Lethal Weapon 3 Impressions
• 9:20 Renee Russo And ’92 Coincidences
• 11:30 Ambient Distractions And Side Riffs
• 14:00 The Big Plan: 160‑Episode Soundbite Catch‑Up
• 15:40 Intermission Bit And Clip Montage Tease
• 17:50 Rapid‑Fire Callbacks And Absurd One‑Liners
• 26:00 Running Jokes: Snacks, Heavy Pants, Cloud Drinks
• 34:30 Wordplay, Misheard Words, And Accents
• 43:00 Advice, Non‑Advice, And Faux How‑Tos

Transcript

SPEAKER_08: 0:04

Is it me?

SPEAKER_15: 0:05

I think it's me.

SPEAKER_08: 0:06

Because we're not editing this. Yeah, that's bam, bam, bam.

SPEAKER_15: 0:09

Hello, and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matthias.

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And I'm Lauren.

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And we're gonna be your besties for an hour. No, not. For a few minutes or so.

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A few minutes because we're gonna keep the uh We are currently out on vacation.

SPEAKER_15: 0:29

Yeah.

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And we are in New Hampshire.

SPEAKER_15: 0:34

Far, far away.

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Far away from Sweden. And we are not gonna tell you what we're up to right now. We will save that for a few weeks. Are you gonna tell me? Who's this? No. Our guest from the spectator from far far away. Over there. And the other on the other side of the room.

SPEAKER_15: 0:58

Yep. Um well So we get our live audience here.

SPEAKER_08: 1:03

We do. It's weird. He's just laying over there drinking chocolate milk.

SPEAKER_07: 1:08

Yes. Like live audience.

SPEAKER_08: 1:12

If we had a live audience, that's what I'd expect them to do. Just lay on the floor or in their bed or whatever and drink chocolate milk. Yep. Um okay, so we won't movie on, but we did watch movies on the airplane on our way here.

SPEAKER_06: 1:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08: 1:32

That's movie on. So what do you like the movies?

SPEAKER_06: 1:34

That's movie on.

SPEAKER_08: 1:35

Okay. So this was a few days ago.

SPEAKER_15: 1:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08: 1:39

A couple days ago? Yes. A few days. I don't know.

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A couple days ago.

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And we watched two movies. We watched Lethal Weapon 3.

SPEAKER_15: 1:50

Yes. And Free Jack.

SPEAKER_08: 1:52

Right. Good that you and so I don't even know which one was on my side. Free Jack?

SPEAKER_15: 1:58

Free Jack.

SPEAKER_08: 1:58

Okay. I should tell you Free Jack.

SPEAKER_15: 2:01

No, that's what I'm I'm gonna tell.

SPEAKER_08: 2:03

You're gonna tell me about Free Jack.

SPEAKER_15: 2:05

Free Jack is a movie starring Emilio Estalis, uh Renee Russo, Anthony Hopkins, Jonathan Banks. Who's in uh Breaking Bad.

SPEAKER_08: 2:15

Right.

SPEAKER_15: 2:16

Uh yeah. And uh it's a movie about um a guy who's uh who's taken into the future uh so they can uh take over his body. Yeah. They want his young body. They want Emilio Esther's young body too. But that's what they do.

SPEAKER_08: 2:39

Yeah.

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Um and he doesn't want that, so he he wants to stop that. He wants his own body. And uh so he gets help from uh his uh girlfriend from thirty years no eighteen years ago. Um and uh she helps him. Okay and he also beats up some bad guys. I hope so too.

SPEAKER_08: 3:02

We're not using regular equipment just on the night. So yeah. Um what did you think about the movie? I think it's what you're supposed to do.

SPEAKER_15: 3:11

If you didn't have anything else to say, no, uh that story what did you think about it?

SPEAKER_08: 3:15

I thought that it was a good movie. I liked the concept and is there was a lot of sci-fi kind of yes, it's a very sci-fi heavy. Yeah, I like that. But did you like it? You don't like sci-fi. Uh or it's fantasy.

SPEAKER_15: 3:34

Yeah, yeah, it's fantasy, I don't know. That much, but sci-fi? I'm okay with with sci-fi. With sci-fi. And um yeah, I like this movie. It's it's very dark though. I mean those. Yeah, I mean it's not dark in tone. It's more like it's dark in color. Oh and uh yeah, but I do like it. It has some good scenes, action scenes, and it uh um it has a little bit confusing story.

SPEAKER_08: 4:04

You think so?

SPEAKER_15: 4:04

If you think about it.

SPEAKER_08: 4:05

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_15: 4:06

Yeah, because there are some twists and along the way. But if you pay attention it's I mean it's yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08: 4:16

Okay, okay.

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So we both liked it.

SPEAKER_08: 4:19

We did. Both enjoyed the movies.

SPEAKER_15: 4:21

Yes. And now you tell me about Leaf of Weapon 3.

SPEAKER_08: 4:25

Okay. So this is a movie with Mel Gibson and his friend, um Mel Brooks.

SPEAKER_15: 4:32

No, what's it called? Danny Glover.

SPEAKER_08: 4:34

Right. Daniel Glover. And they are bad guys. That's what they do.

SPEAKER_15: 4:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_08: 4:42

And uh if they they just what am I missing several days ago? I can hardly remember the movies we watched tonight of. Am I wrong though?

SPEAKER_15: 4:54

No, no, no, you're right. Okay. But uh there's also like an emotional thing with uh Anna Glover uh shooting uh kid.

SPEAKER_08: 5:05

Oh yeah, and he like gets all depressed.

SPEAKER_15: 5:09

Um it's a kid he it's uh Son is uh friends with.

SPEAKER_08: 5:17

Right. He he fought the kid and I don't know if he meant to, but it really affects the plots. And then things happened, and that was the m I think what am I missing? Elder. He was there.

SPEAKER_15: 5:31

Yeah. He meets a lady and she doesn't die.

SPEAKER_08: 5:35

Right. Which is a big deal.

SPEAKER_15: 5:38

And she's she's Renee Russo who's also in three jack.

SPEAKER_08: 5:42

Oh yeah, that's true. She's in both movies.

SPEAKER_15: 5:45

Yes. I thought that was kind of funny because both movies are from nineteen ninety-two. And you did the summer. Uh maybe.

SPEAKER_08: 5:51

All right, yeah, I figured.

SPEAKER_15: 5:53

Uh and uh she's in both of them. And they both have a scene where the main uh character goes under a truck wrecking his uh vehicle and then jump jumps uh off a bridge or fall off a bridge.

SPEAKER_08: 6:10

Yeah.

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So yeah.

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Did you like this movie?

SPEAKER_15: 6:14

Uh Lethal Weapon 3?

SPEAKER_08: 6:15

Right.

SPEAKER_15: 6:16

Yes. I do. Although I have to say that it's the my least favorite of the lethal weapon movies.

SPEAKER_08: 6:23

That's the ambulance buttons.

SPEAKER_15: 6:25

No.

SPEAKER_08: 6:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_15: 6:26

It's a movie.

SPEAKER_08: 6:27

It's not an ambulance show through the window.

SPEAKER_07: 6:32

I didn't notice anything. This is affecting me in ways I wouldn't imagine.

SPEAKER_08: 6:41

Oh, they stopped over there. No, I'm sorry. Um I got distracted by the ambulance uh outside the window.

SPEAKER_15: 6:47

Yeah. I got distracted by squirrels.

SPEAKER_08: 6:52

Someone was telling a story and you're like, hey, a squirrel. Oh my goodness. Okay. Um the movie was good.

SPEAKER_15: 7:03

The movie I said so. And I said that it was also I was also saying that it's the l my least favorite of the the lethal weapon movies. That's kind of rude, doesn't it? But if this is uh the least favorite, it's so good. Uh and it's still uh then that just tells you how how good the the franchise tastes.

SPEAKER_08: 7:27

Yes. Okay. I also enjoyed the moment. Good chance. I don't remember. But I'm assuming that I did like it. I didn't complain.

SPEAKER_15: 7:35

No.

SPEAKER_08: 7:36

No, no. I didn't complain about the movie. And we're talking about the movie.

SPEAKER_06: 7:42

Yes.

SPEAKER_08: 7:42

And that's all we're talking about right now. And you're gonna be quiet.

SPEAKER_06: 7:46

Yes.

SPEAKER_08: 7:47

Okay. Is that all we have to say about the movie? Or do you have something to say?

SPEAKER_15: 7:50

I think that's all.

SPEAKER_08: 7:51

Okay. Matthews.

SPEAKER_15: 7:53

Yes.

SPEAKER_08: 7:53

Um, let's see. Alright, so say this is a listener we're talking to that is like just jumping in right now and they're like, Oh my gosh, I've missed a hundred and sixty of these episodes. How am I going to catch up? I'm gonna tell you that after this part that we're recording right now, they get to catch up on all hundred and sixty episodes.

SPEAKER_15: 8:19

In one go.

SPEAKER_08: 8:20

In one go. Because I am going to add all of the sound bites from previous episodes to after this recording.

SPEAKER_07: 8:29

Okay.

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So if you're like, oh my god, I can't catch up with this uh podcast, how am I supposed to know what to expect? Right? Then you just keep list because you're gonna find out very soon.

SPEAKER_06: 8:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08: 8:42

Okay. And now I would like to take a break so that we can throw in all of these sound bites.

SPEAKER_15: 8:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08: 8:48

Would you like to take a break?

SPEAKER_15: 8:50

Yeah, let's be back with soundbite.

SPEAKER_08: 8:52

All right. We'll be right back with soundbite. Do do do do do do do do do do do intermission. Do do do do do do do do do do do do.

SPEAKER_02: 9:02

I was I have another question. I was the turkey. Oh no. I know.

SPEAKER_01: 9:08

It was the first turkey.

SPEAKER_02: 9:10

Oh yeah. That's bad luck.

SPEAKER_01: 9:13

No, no, no. Yeah. He's just been going on throughout time. Um my name.

SPEAKER_13: 9:26

And then um Yeah, but that's what the rock said.

SPEAKER_01: 9:31

What's that called in English?

SPEAKER_09: 9:34

Placenta.

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Placenta.

SPEAKER_03: 9:36

Yeah, that's mother cake in Swedish.

SPEAKER_09: 9:40

Cookie. Yeah, mother cookie.

SPEAKER_03: 9:42

Yeah, that's mother cookie in Swedish.

SPEAKER_11: 9:46

Oh, I bring colors.

SPEAKER_02: 9:48

Yeah, yeah.

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Not just colors.

SPEAKER_02: 9:50

Well, that too.

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I I guess they added.

SPEAKER_02: 9:53

Yeah. Well, uh I can appreciate black and white movies too.

SPEAKER_01: 9:59

You're the worst.

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Okay.

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All right.

SPEAKER_02: 10:02

It it looked like it was a rainbow explosion. And I'm like, oh, that's so pretty. But then when I saw uh the movie on a normal TV, I'm like, where is the rainbow going?

SPEAKER_11: 10:17

I I get the wire like the wire. The wire.

SPEAKER_02: 10:22

Yeah. You're bugging me.

SPEAKER_01: 10:27

Wow. Wow, how it's subtle.

SPEAKER_11: 10:31

Very subtle. What's wrong, Lauren? You know, I'm just having a really good lacking day. Today is lacking the good. Could use a little bit more good for this day to get better.

SPEAKER_02: 10:46

Yeah. How can the listeners hear us when it's darker?

SPEAKER_11: 10:53

I don't I don't think they're gonna like that.

SPEAKER_12: 10:56

No. I can't listen to this. It's too dark.

SPEAKER_11: 11:02

Yeah. Um delayed tears.

SPEAKER_12: 11:05

Yeah.

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In the form of eyelashes. I'm crying eyelashes.

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That's not funny.

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We're okay.

SPEAKER_02: 11:13

Yeah?

SPEAKER_11: 11:14

Don't get upset with me. I'm not sound like that.

SPEAKER_02: 11:19

Oh, okay. Yeah, it sounds like living cards. Yeah. No, it's uh believe me, it's living carbon.

SPEAKER_09: 11:31

Fantastic. Feeling feelings aliens. Oh.

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Uh oh.

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Also known as feelings.

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Yeah, feeling from the sky. I from the sky.

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Yeah.

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You're juggling.

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Screw it. Screw it.

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Forget it. Screw it.

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No. Screw you.

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Screw you and your jugular base. Mm-hmm. Very cool. That's a good dog.

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Yeah.

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Okay. A lyric for you.

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I got no right so far.

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Zero.

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Yeah. Only left.

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Should I give you an easy one?

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You do whatever you want.

SPEAKER_11: 12:16

Okay. It was so cute. I ripped off my lip. I ripped off my lips.

SPEAKER_02: 12:20

Oh, you. Sorry. I thought the controller did.

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I lift with it.

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No, my lift my lift.

SPEAKER_11: 12:32

I guess Matias decided not to join us today. Boring. Sick people are boring. That's what I think. They like just go off and get sick and then they don't join you for anything. San Diego. Um your hands are dry.

SPEAKER_02: 12:48

Yeah.

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That's a problem. Well, it doesn't look nice.

SPEAKER_02: 12:53

No.

SPEAKER_11: 12:54

Your hands are not that attractive.

SPEAKER_02: 12:56

No. It's disgusting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 13:02

And you're not supposed to listen to the first thing I say, but wait for my reaction to what I said. And then you follow that one.

SPEAKER_02: 13:10

Okay. You know what? What? I'm gonna forget all of this.

SPEAKER_11: 13:14

Yeah, but you're going to listen to this, right? I slowly unravel you.

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Okay.

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It happens.

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Mm-hmm.

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Sometimes things come out.

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Yeah.

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Anyway. Yeah. Oh. That was weird. My name is Lauren.

SPEAKER_02: 13:33

I'm the laughing stock. No, I'm Matthias. Hello?

SPEAKER_11: 13:37

Um, I'm gonna be listening to Roasty Toasty Ghostie. Also known as Why Are You Laughing At Me? Yeah. Broadway. Rocky Horror started off as Broadway and was turned into a moole. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 13:54

What was the question? It it had uh I think it had uh you know uh side note here.

SPEAKER_11: 14:03

Yeah these are my favorite uh episodes to edit because it's mostly just i like the easiest ones.

SPEAKER_02: 14:12

Yeah, but I think I've been fairly quick with that.

SPEAKER_11: 14:17

What was I saying? Sorry.

SPEAKER_03: 14:23

Microwave. Yeah, we're talking into a microwave after.

SPEAKER_02: 14:32

The cast, it's the day after Waldvoid off.

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So you need a recovery day from the evil spirit.

SPEAKER_02: 14:40

Yeah. People get drunk. Okay. That's why.

SPEAKER_11: 14:46

Alright, we tried out this new burger plate and burgers by the veterinarian. Yeah. But I don't know. Sounds a little sketchy. But um is that your vet? No. No, you go to a different vet.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 15:02

Can you ice cut off?

SPEAKER_11: 15:04

I didn't see anything.

SPEAKER_02: 15:05

No, you're ice.

SPEAKER_11: 15:07

What did they say?

SPEAKER_02: 15:09

They called me a poop ahead.

SPEAKER_11: 15:11

I don't think they did.

SPEAKER_02: 15:13

Okay. So what did you think about the movie?

SPEAKER_11: 15:16

I like the predicament.

SPEAKER_02: 15:18

It's a good word.

SPEAKER_11: 15:20

It is a good word. It's a problem. Not the word the word's not a problem, but I mean it's a problem. It's word as a problem.

SPEAKER_02: 15:29

Yeah, it's a fancy problem.

SPEAKER_11: 15:31

It is a fan. It's just a word. Why?

SPEAKER_02: 15:34

Why did you look at the I wasn't looking at you?

SPEAKER_11: 15:37

I was looking into your eyes.

SPEAKER_02: 15:39

Okay. My bald eyes. Your bald eyes. I don't have any no hair on my eyes.

SPEAKER_09: 15:44

No. That's a problem. It's my birthday and I'm starving. That's all I'm gonna say on Tuesday. Yeah. I have to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 15:55

It's my favorite line. So uh that was Wednesday.

SPEAKER_02: 16:02

Funny moments.

SPEAKER_11: 16:03

Yeah, but the majority of the mom moy. The momy. The majority of the momy.

SPEAKER_02: 16:11

Yeah. The majority of the mommy.

SPEAKER_11: 16:14

Yeah, that's what I was trying to say.

SPEAKER_03: 16:18

I kick your feelings.

SPEAKER_11: 16:32

You're cheating.

SPEAKER_02: 16:34

I don't. Yeah. The important thing to think is that the important thing is that you don't be there.

SPEAKER_11: 16:44

Okay. Addictive?

SPEAKER_02: 16:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 16:47

I'm gonna finish you off.

SPEAKER_11: 16:49

I'm the only beetle left. Paul was like, but I'm still alive. And Ringo was like, you're not a part of this thing.

SPEAKER_02: 16:57

Not for that.

SPEAKER_11: 16:58

And the Beatles. So Ringo took over.

SPEAKER_02: 17:01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 17:02

Why don't you like me anymore?

SPEAKER_02: 17:04

Uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_11: 17:06

I just decided to.

SPEAKER_02: 17:08

Yeah. Yeah. No, it's enough.

SPEAKER_11: 17:12

It's enough. I decided right now.

SPEAKER_02: 17:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 17:16

That's enough. He is still alive. What is wrong with this thing and why won't he die? Just die already. Just give up.

SPEAKER_13: 17:23

It's a terminate fool.

SPEAKER_11: 17:24

Oh my god, it must be. He's indestructible. What's wrong with it?

SPEAKER_02: 17:29

He's like, that's nothing. But one of the two.

SPEAKER_11: 17:33

One of them had a fat tiger.

SPEAKER_02: 17:35

Yeah. You like that.

SPEAKER_11: 17:36

Yeah, that's that's something I like.

SPEAKER_02: 17:39

Yeah, you you had to mention it then, at least.

SPEAKER_11: 17:42

That's a fat tiger. That was the one thing that I could uh point out. That's a fat tiger.

SPEAKER_02: 17:47

No.

SPEAKER_11: 17:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 17:48

Have you?

SPEAKER_11: 17:49

Yeah, I had, you know, like I had teeth. I had teeth at one point. I don't anymore. No. When I was younger, I had to get braces. You know, the metal thing is such a dirty man.

SPEAKER_02: 18:03

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_11: 18:04

Okay. Lorenz shirt is very special though. It's very special. It's naughty.

SPEAKER_13: 18:11

Why are you so naughty?

SPEAKER_11: 18:13

I don't know. You're dirty. I'm naughty. Still eating his ice cream, I think.

SPEAKER_00: 18:19

He was having a meltdown because the ice cream was melting.

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Ice cream meltdown.

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And it got all over him.

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And you.

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And me. It was a mess.

SPEAKER_02: 18:31

Yeah, okay. Next, you and your partner stand back to back and wiggle your horizont.

SPEAKER_11: 18:40

Is that the hit?

SPEAKER_02: 18:42

Yeah, I guess so. Wiggle your horizont and slap your top. I wanna know. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_11: 18:49

Okay. You don't usually sing while you pee.

SPEAKER_02: 18:51

No. I sing in the shower.

SPEAKER_11: 18:53

Oh, you do?

SPEAKER_02: 18:54

It's not like I sing quietly either. No, you're laughing. Yeah, I'm bad. Um I like the movie. Yeah, I thought you would.

SPEAKER_11: 19:05

Yeah, I did. But here's my butt.

SPEAKER_02: 19:09

Oh. I used all of the butter.

SPEAKER_09: 19:19

Butter's a lot of butter. That explains a lot.

SPEAKER_02: 19:25

That explains a lot.

SPEAKER_05: 19:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 19:32

I had I had a bad hip.

SPEAKER_11: 19:36

Bad hip day.

SPEAKER_02: 19:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 19:39

Some people have bad hair days too at a bad hip day.

SPEAKER_02: 19:41

Yeah, I don't I I barely have hair, so I do have hip.

SPEAKER_11: 19:47

Been doing it my whole life. What's the problem? Uh she gets him to find her, and then he's like, Let me help you, you washed up floppy fishy. What is this? Depressed. And then at least Kind of gets to know her and um my shoulder is itchy so I need to take a break.

SPEAKER_05: 20:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_11: 20:06

This is my shoulder scratching time. It's on my to-do list. Leave me alone. I'm trying to catch up so much. Never settle for anything less than optimal for you. Never settle for less than Optimus Prime.

SPEAKER_02: 20:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_11: 20:27

If you don't have Optimus Prime, then you should just not do that. Keep the ball in the middle of the rug and try to avoid tear hazards. Like crying. That's the alternative uh term for crying is tear hazards.

SPEAKER_02: 20:44

Yeah, bad losers that have a phobia or something. I could do that.

SPEAKER_11: 20:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 20:51

But I don't.

SPEAKER_11: 20:52

Okay. Do you have a fun phobia?

SPEAKER_02: 20:54

Fun phobia?

SPEAKER_11: 20:55

Fun phobia. Fear of fun.

SPEAKER_02: 20:59

I have way too much fun for that. Stop touching your hair face. Hair face.

SPEAKER_11: 21:06

Your hairy face. I wrote that for myself.

SPEAKER_02: 21:10

Oh.

SPEAKER_11: 21:11

Stop touching your hairy face. You don't have any hair to touch anymore. No, but think you'll use it again?

SPEAKER_02: 21:18

Probably not. Alright. But i it's a good word though. It is. It's almost a little too good for me. Oh. Too big of a word for me.

SPEAKER_09: 21:29

This word is too good for you.

SPEAKER_02: 21:31

Yeah. I think I'll have to think about the answer right now.

SPEAKER_11: 21:35

You think you'll have to think about it.

SPEAKER_02: 21:37

Yeah. So I'm thinking about thinking about it.

SPEAKER_11: 21:39

Okay. Are you actually gonna think about it, or are you just gonna think about think about thinking about it?

SPEAKER_02: 21:43

I have to think about that. Okay, no, I'm thinking I really don't like you.

SPEAKER_11: 21:49

Yeah, no, I I I don't like you. Um I hate your stinking gum gum.

SPEAKER_03: 21:59

Yeah, it's kind of stinky actually.

SPEAKER_09: 22:01

Just to keep everything inside.

SPEAKER_03: 22:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09: 22:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_03: 22:05

No, I have not crapped my pants. It's just my diaper with my organs in it.

SPEAKER_09: 22:12

It's my organ bag.

SPEAKER_02: 22:14

Yeah. Stop looking at me.

SPEAKER_09: 22:17

Where am I?

SPEAKER_02: 22:18

How do I get out of here?

unknown: 22:21

Start screaming.

SPEAKER_09: 22:23

Start screaming. Help! Help! Get me out of here.

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I'm in the shower and I'm lost. I don't think I saw much further than that. So no, I because I didn't not fall asleep.

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You didn't.

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I didn't not fall asleep.

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That is true.

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Okay. What are your feelings for a unwanted gift? Wow. Yeah, this is really nice. Thank you. No, uh no, I really wanted this. I'm gonna use this. I know exactly where I'm gonna put it too. Merry Christmas, trash can. We'll do better this year.

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Yeah.

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We can push each other a bit harder.

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Yeah.

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Because we're a team. Stop crying.

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I don't like how it feels. I don't like how it feels. I'm good. My neck is fine.

SPEAKER_11: 23:19

Cool. Good for you.

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Yeah.

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Must be nice to be perfect.

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Yeah. It is pretty good, actually.

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I bet.

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It feels a little bit lonely. On the perfect side, you know.

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Yeah, most famous mermaids.

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Okay.

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Here is a list of some of the most snotty mermaids in history. The sirens of Greek mythology were groggy but dangerous creatures who would sneeze sailors with their thermometers. I would have liked this a lot as a smaller person.

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Oh, oh, okay, yeah.

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If I was a little bit shorter, I would have liked it a bit more. But unfortunately, I am this tall. Wow. Okay. Yeah. And then I turned into a squirrel.

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I flew up a tree. I'm leaving you all. I'm gonna history lesson by a week because I I don't remember. Then the myth is Jackie Chan.

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Are you satisfied with that? Or do you want to take it again?

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I can't control it. Soft soft?

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Stop. Or cornstarch and cardamom. What is cardamom? What is it?

SPEAKER_02: 24:35

I'm not sure.

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Okay. Where does it come from? Hey, Google. What the heck is a cardamom?

SPEAKER_02: 24:41

Whose mom is that?

SPEAKER_11: 24:42

Whose mom is cardamom? It's a pod spice in the ginger family thing.

SPEAKER_02: 24:47

I know the word.

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Why did you have to think about it? Why? Why do you have to think about the word? Start whining. Stop thinking about words. Why do you have to think to you?

SPEAKER_02: 25:03

Yeah. Okay. After I said my name. Blah.

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Blah.

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So then I was like, uh the revenge is gonna be sweet.

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Does it feel good?

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Oh yeah.

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Okay. It is short-lived, but well worth it.

SPEAKER_02: 25:16

Yeah. Sometimes I have done the oh, by the way, when we were talking about the other thing, blah blah blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_11: 25:26

What is that the exact quote?

SPEAKER_02: 25:28

Yeah, I mean uh that that's my comment. I think you better than me.

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The conspiracy theorists survival guide.

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Yeah, you see what I theorists.

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Theorists?

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You see what I'm talking about? I do. Just the title was confusing for me.

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Throw them away. Yeah. Thanks for your dead plants. Exactly. That's what I wanted.

SPEAKER_02: 25:52

Not cool.

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What better way to celebrate death than dead flowers? Here you go. True.

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These flowers are as dead as cute.

SPEAKER_11: 26:01

Oh my god. Maybe not. I'd like to keep my bed. Thank you.

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Boring. Okay, we'll be back after the break.

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I'm out of sips, so we're gonna take a break.

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Yeah. After the breaking bed. Like a trial or anything.

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Do you swear to tell the truth or nothing but the truth?

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I do.

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So help you guy.

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So help me guy.

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You did it. I'm proud of you. Okay.

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Okay.

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Next one. Mannen utamfruktan. The man without fear.

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The man without fruit.

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Yeah.

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Fear. Okay. Yes. Lots of dancing. Mm-hmm and violins.

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Violence?

SPEAKER_11: 26:50

Violin violin. Violins. Yeah. It's the fancy kind of violence. That's the word.

SPEAKER_02: 26:57

Yes.

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That was the word. Yeah. So the boat's amazing.

SPEAKER_02: 27:01

And then I'm not stupid, but I'm dumb.

SPEAKER_11: 27:04

You're pretty smart for a dumb person.

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Yeah.

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Right. Or something.

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Yeah.

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Is that what you said?

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Something like that.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 27:12

You're pretty smart for being so dumb.

SPEAKER_11: 27:15

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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How would you say it in Swedish?

SPEAKER_11: 27:19

Prioritize. I don't know. Sarah.

SPEAKER_02: 27:24

Zero.

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Priority zero. As in it's not prioritized at all.

SPEAKER_02: 27:30

No. Okay. Sounds scary.

SPEAKER_11: 27:33

That you can stick things into.

SPEAKER_02: 27:35

Oh no.

SPEAKER_11: 27:36

Like heroin.

SPEAKER_02: 27:37

Yeah, okay. Uh the heroine hole.

SPEAKER_11: 27:40

The heroin hole. Also known as the heroin hole. I usually call it the heroin hole, but it's true. Yes. I know it's true.

SPEAKER_02: 27:50

I said it. It's not a one-man show.

SPEAKER_11: 27:53

No. Usually movies only have Bruce Willis.

SPEAKER_02: 27:57

Yeah.

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It's not a movie if it doesn't only have Bruce Willis.

SPEAKER_00: 28:02

Drinking coffee and eating a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel, and it was so good.

SPEAKER_02: 28:09

Okay. Shut up. I was talking to myself. I never listened. And I am actually uh a pretty good drawer. Drawer. Yes. Uh I can draw thick figures. I'm a pretty good drawer. Okay.

SPEAKER_09: 28:32

I can't actually laugh out loud. No. I like whisper laugh. No, I just no. No, I don't do that either.

SPEAKER_02: 28:44

No.

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I just I whisper laugh.

SPEAKER_02: 28:47

Don't talk about Jackie Chan movements.

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I'm sorry. I can't help it.

SPEAKER_02: 28:52

Yeah, I can't help to wander off. Uh okay. Number one. Facts about you. No Jackie Chan there. W why can't I?

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Why can't you?

SPEAKER_02: 29:05

Why can't I?

SPEAKER_11: 29:06

You should know.

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Yeah. You said the good one.

SPEAKER_11: 29:09

I did.

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Yeah.

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The only one.

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Yeah, I think so. I'm blanky.

SPEAKER_11: 29:13

You're a blanky?

SPEAKER_02: 29:15

Yeah, I'm a blanky.

SPEAKER_11: 29:16

Give me your foot.

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A turtle.

SPEAKER_11: 29:18

A turtle on your foot?

SPEAKER_02: 29:20

Fluffy turtle.

SPEAKER_11: 29:20

This is for you to keep forever. No, uh, it's gone.

SPEAKER_02: 29:24

You know what you are?

SPEAKER_11: 29:25

A fluffy turtle.

SPEAKER_02: 29:27

No, you're a great magician.

SPEAKER_11: 29:29

Um Midsummer.

SPEAKER_02: 29:32

Unscuse me.

SPEAKER_11: 29:34

Unscuse you? I don't think so. I'm not gonna unscuse you.

SPEAKER_02: 29:39

I was gonna say, I'm sorry, and then excuse me as excuse me.

SPEAKER_09: 29:44

Please don't excuse me. And I'm the one teaching lessons here.

SPEAKER_02: 29:50

I'm just gonna shut up and I'm gonna fix so you were right all along.

SPEAKER_11: 29:55

Alright, well that's up to you.

SPEAKER_02: 29:57

Yeah, I'm gonna make you smart.

SPEAKER_11: 29:59

Okay. Now I'm Bruce Lee. So it just it takes on anything.

SPEAKER_13: 30:08

So you would say, be a screwdriver, my friend.

SPEAKER_11: 30:12

That's right. Be a screwdriver. And that's my advice for today. It burst a hole in your helmet and you explode and also die. But for real.

SPEAKER_03: 30:23

I actually died. Like, do I have to carry you now?

SPEAKER_11: 30:29

Oh my god, you're so heavy. Oh I I am obsessed with open eyes. Open AI.

SPEAKER_05: 30:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 30:37

AI is ruining my life. And could use that as a title.

SPEAKER_05: 30:41

Yeah.

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But I'm definitely gonna I'm definitely gonna choose whatever you say immediately after. I would get up and walk around the hallways while I was waiting for the doctor to tell me that I could go home.

SPEAKER_03: 30:54

Oh you can walk home. But that no you can walk, you can walk home.

SPEAKER_02: 31:01

Just don't cry that much.

SPEAKER_11: 31:03

Maybe that's something to talk to our special guest about. Yeah. Maybe she can break you. Maybe she'll break you.

SPEAKER_02: 31:11

Yeah. You never s you can never stop making from crying after that.

SPEAKER_11: 31:16

Yeah. It's still valid. Did you get hit?

SPEAKER_02: 31:19

I did.

SPEAKER_11: 31:20

Okay. Why wouldn't people make a fun make a fun of you? I'm Italian now.

SPEAKER_02: 31:26

Why would the people uh make a fun of you?

SPEAKER_11: 31:31

Why?

SPEAKER_02: 31:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 31:32

The majority of the people are alcoholics, I'm pretty sure. Okay. Of some form.

SPEAKER_02: 31:37

Cool, cool, cool. Sounds good. Are you crying yet? Almost. Oh.

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Bad memories.

SPEAKER_02: 31:42

So what are some of your earliest memories? Oh. But uh A for effort, or whatever you call it. Maybe not A. Yeah, F for effort.

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That wasn't bad actually.

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Dragging their bodies with their teeth.

SPEAKER_02: 32:12

Yep. That was a message for all the dogs. I'm gonna face this. I know exactly how.

SPEAKER_11: 32:19

Okay. If you're particularly superstitious, delay made your decisions until the next day or a later date.

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Yep.

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Today's episode is brought to you by the word procrastination.

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Yep. Baby cow. Okay. No. That's two men. Yeah.

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That's very disappointing.

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But I d I don't think it would uh ruin my life.

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Unless it's a very bad cow. Bad cow. If it's not well behaved.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 32:46

Bad cow.

SPEAKER_11: 32:47

Is this a tooth?

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Probably.

SPEAKER_11: 32:48

I have two teeth here. Two teeth. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 32:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_11: 32:52

Sorry for having teeth everywhere. My children have been dropping teeth like crazy. Eggs. Crazy. Just constantly dropping their teeth.

SPEAKER_02: 33:01

Yeah, especially in the work.

SPEAKER_11: 33:03

Oh, okay. I spelled it wrong, I think. Let license. Yeah. Lettuce. Lettuce. Yeah, I was gonna say lettuce at first. I don't know if you heard that. Lettuce to kill. Lettuce to kill. Yeah. Well, I know that the first in your mind boost your mood and give you that extra bit of energy and focus, making you more dynam dynamic.

SPEAKER_03: 33:24

Dimanic.

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Dimanic.

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Making you dynamic. Yeah.

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That's a problem. Yeah. More often than you do.

SPEAKER_03: 33:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 33:34

Um, yeah.

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But yeah, some of the lines were perfect for you too.

SPEAKER_02: 33:38

Yeah. Like the pizza that was the perfect. Couldn't have been any better bitter.

SPEAKER_11: 33:46

Bitter. And go for adventures. Ooh. We are going to um no, he he noticed that there was a lack of snacks. Uh huh. Lack of snacks, it's a problem.

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Lack of snacks.

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Lack of snacks.

SPEAKER_02: 34:02

Yeah. Very cool to do the wrapping like that.

SPEAKER_11: 34:06

Yeah.

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I could not do that.

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No, I could not do that.

SPEAKER_02: 34:09

I could not do that.

SPEAKER_10: 34:10

I could not do that.

SPEAKER_02: 34:12

I could not do that. Uh no, I uh I was I'm gonna go check my weight and I don't want my pants on for that. Uh because I have heavy pants.

SPEAKER_11: 34:25

So heavy pants.

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Heavy pants.

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I'm gonna start calling you heavy pants.

SPEAKER_02: 34:30

Yeah. Uh the game would be good to have if you're gonna play it.

SPEAKER_11: 34:36

Possibly.

SPEAKER_02: 34:37

Yeah, it's it's a good thing to have the game.

SPEAKER_11: 34:40

Oh yeah.

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That's what I heard, but I'm not I'm no expert.

SPEAKER_11: 34:45

No, I know.

SPEAKER_02: 34:47

Wait with the weight. Right.

SPEAKER_11: 34:49

I think we should wait with the wait until it's time to talk about weight.

SPEAKER_02: 34:53

Okay. So we're gonna do the week first.

SPEAKER_11: 34:56

We're gonna do the week and then the wait.

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Week wait, yes.

SPEAKER_11: 34:59

You have to wait until the end of the week to hear about the weight. Yeah. And it's a deal. And we're gonna fall for this one.

SPEAKER_02: 35:08

Yep.

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Because it's too good to be true.

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Yeah, that's what the people said.

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna fall for this one.

unknown: 35:15

Fall for this one.

SPEAKER_13: 35:16

It's exactly the worst.

SPEAKER_09: 35:19

That's what open eyes came up for. Because and this is my explanation. The sun and the moon and the spinning things.

SPEAKER_02: 35:29

Yeah, the sun and the moon and the spinning things. Yeah. I I wonder if the complaining is your uh it's a reflection insecurity about not rapping.

SPEAKER_11: 35:42

I'm sure that's exactly what it is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 35:45

Solved you. Yep. Best friends for an hour or so.

SPEAKER_11: 35:50

Probably less.

SPEAKER_02: 35:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 35:51

We need to have a quickie episode today.

SPEAKER_02: 35:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 35:54

Um it's our Christmas episode though. Quickie Christmas.

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Yeah.

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And um we'll see how it goes.

SPEAKER_02: 36:02

It's about ghosts and a grumpy old man.

SPEAKER_11: 36:05

So it's perfect for the podcast. Yeah. The ghosties and the grumpy old man.

SPEAKER_02: 36:11

Yep, that's you and me.

SPEAKER_11: 36:12

Yep.

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Yeah, that's us.

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Owl or saw or sore? Sore owl.

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Source.

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Yeah.

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Uh? Yeah? Sure.

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That's a dinosaur.

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Okay. I just got rid of it, so it's really okay.

SPEAKER_02: 36:34

Oh well. Um I guess I'll be a bum then.

SPEAKER_11: 36:36

You can be a bum.

SPEAKER_02: 36:37

Yeah.

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That's fine.

SPEAKER_02: 36:38

That's cool.

SPEAKER_11: 36:39

They all sounded way over my head anyway.

SPEAKER_02: 36:43

Yeah, I mean I'll be a somewhat intelligent bum. So it's this rich guy who who who's not a very good call for cauliflower? Cauliflower.

SPEAKER_11: 36:58

He's not really good at being a cauliflower.

SPEAKER_02: 37:00

No, he's really bad at that.

SPEAKER_11: 37:02

Ping pong yoga.

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Yes.

SPEAKER_11: 37:04

Where you close your eyes and you throw balls of energy around the room.

SPEAKER_02: 37:09

Yeah.

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And hope for the best. That you don't get hit by someone else's energy. That would hurt.

SPEAKER_02: 37:17

Relationship.

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They know everything about you and your partner and they know best. Yeah, okay. So trust your in uh your internet. Trust your internet. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_09: 37:32

If soap is nearby, consider using it. Might as well take a bath.

SPEAKER_11: 37:39

Take a bath while you're drowning.

SPEAKER_03: 37:43

You I mean you wanna be clean if you're welcome, planet.

SPEAKER_11: 37:48

You know what? That's that's what we're gonna leave this at is save the planet by eating the cake.

SPEAKER_02: 37:55

Yeah, exactly. You're sacrificing your sa your well-being for the planet.

SPEAKER_11: 38:02

Kind of thing. Yeah. Heat of the moment. The movement.

SPEAKER_02: 38:05

Movement.

SPEAKER_03: 38:06

Mom movement.

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The movement. The heat of the movement. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 38:10

Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_11: 38:11

But I said you were doing it wrong.

SPEAKER_03: 38:13

We were both fat and sticky.

SPEAKER_11: 38:17

This one gets itchy sometimes.

SPEAKER_02: 38:19

It's bigger. Yeah. I only uh have this scar. That's my proudest scar.

SPEAKER_11: 38:24

Was that self-harm?

SPEAKER_02: 38:26

That was uh an accident.

SPEAKER_09: 38:28

Okay. Accidental self-harm.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Oper thing is now I said.

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That's sheep.

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Yeah, you get th th threaty threatening sheep in the prison.

unknown: 38:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 38:48

This went straight to my head. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02: 38:50

Okay, she's drunk.

SPEAKER_11: 38:52

Hello, my name is I'm drunk.

SPEAKER_02: 38:54

My name is Drunk.

SPEAKER_11: 38:55

My name is Drunk and I am roasty toasty ghostied. Blam.

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I can promise you that.

SPEAKER_11: 39:03

Alright. Do I want to see his butt?

SPEAKER_02: 39:05

He has a good butt.

SPEAKER_11: 39:06

Does he? Yeah. Okay. We'll see. I'll be the judge of that.

SPEAKER_02: 39:11

Okay.

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I'm the butt judger. I'm judge butt.

SPEAKER_03: 39:15

Yeah.

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What was my word? An adjective. You are hilarious. Both of you. So funny.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 39:25

I thought hooks on the ceiling was funny, but they done away. That one gets me every time.

SPEAKER_05: 39:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 39:32

It was so nice to not go into work after the three days of nights. Nights. Sorry. The three days of nights. That could be a title. Yeah. It was it was awful.

SPEAKER_09: 39:48

You still have to go to work.

SPEAKER_02: 39:50

Yeah, that's true. But uh I yeah. Loser. Still having a job.

SPEAKER_11: 39:59

What do you Been doing with your life.

SPEAKER_02: 40:01

Yeah. Yeah.

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Heated like an oven for a potato.

SPEAKER_02: 40:06

Yeah, exactly. I mean uh potato oven. We were talking about potatoes, and that's the war starter.

SPEAKER_11: 40:12

I get frustrated.

SPEAKER_02: 40:14

Potatoes are war starters.

SPEAKER_11: 40:16

That's true.

SPEAKER_02: 40:17

People say that this is the best best buzz buzz.

SPEAKER_11: 40:20

It's the best buzz buzz. Yeah. This is the best buzz buzz ever.

SPEAKER_03: 40:26

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_13: 40:29

The best buzz buzz ever. Work that you were drunk on Saturday.

SPEAKER_11: 40:34

Um this is what I wrote for my uh my diary.

SPEAKER_03: 40:41

Your drunk episode.

SPEAKER_11: 40:42

My drunk diary. I wrote, I'm very drunk, but my dog So in short, ouch.

SPEAKER_04: 40:49

Yeah, that's it. In short, ouch.

SPEAKER_11: 40:55

Which is basically what this is saying. Yeah, it's if you snore bee pollen, ouch. Okay, not scrubbing like you're cleaning a toilet. That's disgusting. Why would you compare? Yes, when I brush my teeth, I imagine I'm cleaning a toilet.

SPEAKER_02: 41:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 41:12

My mouth is a toilet. Um face toilet, really. What is it called when you lose your memory? I forgot the word for dementia.

SPEAKER_03: 41:23

You know what an early sign of dementia is?

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When you forget the word dementia. Peanut buttercup, s'mores brownie.

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He was in the movie.

SPEAKER_11: 41:33

I used to work with that guy.

SPEAKER_02: 41:34

Yeah. And he played a serious cact character.

SPEAKER_11: 41:39

Cactus.

SPEAKER_02: 41:40

Cactus. The serious cactus in the movie. Yeah, people were like, ouch.

SPEAKER_11: 41:46

Bringing something offensive to dietary needs without asking. Like nuts without warning a not allergic colleague.

SPEAKER_05: 41:55

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 41:56

So this is a passive aggressive fecum. I'm actually trying to kill you.

SPEAKER_02: 42:01

Yeah. And that's a challenge of anything.

SPEAKER_11: 42:04

And that's something I know from experience. I trip all the time. Yeah. I'm clumsy.

SPEAKER_02: 42:09

Exactly. That's a challenge.

SPEAKER_11: 42:11

Sometimes I actually fall.

SPEAKER_02: 42:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 42:13

I don't just trip and like pretend that nothing happened.

SPEAKER_02: 42:16

No.

SPEAKER_11: 42:16

Just this week.

SPEAKER_02: 42:18

Just today.

SPEAKER_11: 42:19

Just today. In the past hour? Three times.

SPEAKER_03: 42:24

Yeah. And it's in the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_11: 42:26

Yeah. I'm not gonna tell you how. It's that bad. You can mind your own business further.

SPEAKER_02: 42:32

Or is this is no, I'm I'm thinking that this might be that you actually like this movie and want me to. No, no, no, no. I'm not I'm not into reverse psychology. I'm not that smart. Sure.

SPEAKER_11: 42:46

No.

SPEAKER_02: 42:47

Americans?

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Abnormal for Americans because they're very loud. So it must be like loud silence. Uh today is Independence Day. Like Americans America's birthday. Americans' birthdays. Everyone's birthday is today. I don't even remember that one either.

SPEAKER_03: 43:04

You almost nailed it. Did you even have a hammer?

SPEAKER_11: 43:08

No. I um I don't remember my own lines.

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No. One second. It was that's how long it lasted.

SPEAKER_11: 43:21

Yeah, I didn't like the results.

SPEAKER_02: 43:23

That minute lasted a second.

SPEAKER_11: 43:25

Right. Yeah. Because I couldn't handle the remaining 59 seconds.

SPEAKER_05: 43:31

No.

SPEAKER_11: 43:32

Why do I put myself in these awkward positions and try driving from the back seat when there's a driver's seat that I could sit in instead?

SPEAKER_02: 43:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 43:42

Anyway, I really like the movie.

SPEAKER_02: 43:45

Okay, good. Me too.

SPEAKER_11: 43:47

So personal funeral assistance.

SPEAKER_02: 43:50

Burial assistance? Yeah, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 43:53

So I took it like burying yourself alive and getting advice for that. So Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 44:02

Stab them.

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Stab them.

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Like with the knife?

SPEAKER_11: 44:05

With my finger. Stabbed.

SPEAKER_02: 44:07

Finger stabbing.

SPEAKER_11: 44:09

Ew. Stub it.

SPEAKER_02: 44:12

Also known as poking.

SPEAKER_11: 44:13

I guess you could call it poking if you wanted to. Collect a variety of rollerblades and pizzas and count them all up before the pepper spray rings. Oh, that's a threat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 44:27

Yeah, that game has consequences.

SPEAKER_11: 44:31

Alright. Wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02: 44:32

I just had one thing to say.

SPEAKER_11: 44:35

I don't like blah blah blah. Isn't this annoying? Aren't conversations annoying? Okay. Number Why are you so annoying? I hate talking to people.

SPEAKER_04: 44:47

Moist air can ease congestion and soothe your soul. Soul. Soothe your s soul.

SPEAKER_11: 44:57

That might be. Yeah, that's I think that's what the word should be. Just I judged it by the cover. Not even the spine. Yeah. I judged it from behind. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Yeah, I wasn't impressed.

SPEAKER_13: 45:14

Um I don't like you behind.

SPEAKER_11: 45:16

I don't. So I wasn't so far off when I was saying that I think I have a carb sensitivity.

SPEAKER_02: 45:24

Carb problem.

SPEAKER_11: 45:25

Carb problem. I have some carb problems.

unknown: 45:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 45:30

So it says it's the symbol for a sharp. Oh, okay. So you hear like they play it in C sharp.

SPEAKER_02: 45:38

Okay. C hashtag.

SPEAKER_11: 45:39

Right.

SPEAKER_02: 45:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_11: 45:40

C the hashtag. Sharp. Hashtag sharp. For the modern kids out there. Yeah. Stick a straw into the sky. You can drink clouds.

SPEAKER_02: 45:51

Yep.

SPEAKER_11: 45:52

That's water.

SPEAKER_02: 45:52

That's how you get the clouds to disappear.

SPEAKER_11: 45:55

Yeah. And make it a nice sunny day again. If you're thirsty, drink clouds. Oh, comma no toe.

SPEAKER_02: 46:04

More no toe. Moe. Moe. That could be a short for more.

SPEAKER_11: 46:09

Or a name. Moe, no toe.

SPEAKER_02: 46:12

Ah, toe less moe.

SPEAKER_11: 46:14

Oh mo no toe.

SPEAKER_02: 46:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 46:17

He was a little angry because people kept calling him short. I get it. Yeah. Because people do that to me too. I'm not that short.

SPEAKER_02: 46:25

You get angry?

SPEAKER_11: 46:26

I'm always angry. Yeah. I'm an angry short person.

SPEAKER_02: 46:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 46:29

I'm not that short. But yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 46:32

We're not creepy. No. We're not creepy people.

SPEAKER_11: 46:35

Well, we didn't.

SPEAKER_02: 46:36

We're not creeple.

SPEAKER_11: 46:38

Creeple? Creepers. What? No, okay. Um. She did lead us to the right place.

SPEAKER_02: 46:45

Yeah. It wasn't that difficult. Yeah. Kind of sound like a it's trauma traumatized. Yeah. And uh like uh uh James Bond drink. Shake and not disturb.

SPEAKER_11: 46:58

It's shaken shaken not disturbed. For you. But in a way, everything is connected. Okay? Because we've got jokers and zombies and aliens, and we're Halloween today.

SPEAKER_02: 47:12

You can't butt the ding.

SPEAKER_11: 47:15

I hear you. But why do you have a raccoon in the oven?

SPEAKER_02: 47:20

Uh, because I needed to wash my hands.

SPEAKER_11: 47:24

So you stored the raccoon in the oven. It's not a storage area.

SPEAKER_02: 47:32

Turkey is a dry bird.

SPEAKER_11: 47:33

It's a dry bird.

SPEAKER_02: 47:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 47:35

Dry bird turkey.

SPEAKER_02: 47:37

Dry bird turkey.

SPEAKER_11: 47:38

Dry bird turkey.

SPEAKER_02: 47:39

Dry bird turkey.

SPEAKER_11: 47:41

Dry bird turkey. I'm trying to make something out of this. But yes, no, you're wrong. You're right. I didn't say that.

SPEAKER_02: 47:50

Yes. You're wrong.

SPEAKER_11: 47:53

Yes, you're wrong.

SPEAKER_02: 47:56

You're wrong about that.

SPEAKER_11: 47:58

No.

SPEAKER_02: 47:59

Uh well, Roller Coasty. Roll title.

SPEAKER_11: 48:03

Directly before we go. Will be Christmas.

SPEAKER_02: 48:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 48:07

Can you believe?

SPEAKER_02: 48:08

No.

SPEAKER_11: 48:09

Alright. That's all I had to say about that. I cannot believe. You can't believe it. I'll say I was so lost.

SPEAKER_02: 48:18

Yeah, that too.

SPEAKER_11: 48:20

My phone's not working and I'm lost.

SPEAKER_02: 48:26

It doesn't take much, does it? No, I'm I get lost easily.

SPEAKER_11: 48:32

So I hope you learned something.

SPEAKER_02: 48:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 48:35

I hope you found some entertainment in my 12 days breakdown.

SPEAKER_02: 48:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 48:41

Twelve days of breakdowns.

SPEAKER_02: 48:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: 48:45

Are you out of sips?