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January 06, 2026 • Lauren & Mattias • Episode 162

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Mic Check On Vacation

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Where is it recording from?

SPEAKER_02 0:02

It's recording from the iPad.

SPEAKER_01 0:04

Yeah. Like down here.

Quick Hello And Plan

SPEAKER_02 0:06

Down here maybe. I don't know. I can't see very well. Uh let's see. Maybe up here, actually. Hello? Hello? Yeah, up here. We can record from up here. Uh go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matthias.

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And I'm Lauren.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

And we're gonna be your bestie for a few minutes or so.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

Not that long at all.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

No.

SPEAKER_02 0:46

No. We are still on vacation.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 0:53

So um we're not gonna say that much, but we do want to talk about movies.

SPEAKER_00 0:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:59

But I want to ask you first how you're doing?

SPEAKER_00 1:03

Uh I'm doing well.

SPEAKER_02 1:05

Good.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

How are you?

SPEAKER_02 1:07

I'm also good. Good. I'm tired.

SPEAKER_00 1:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12

But I'm good. Good. Um, but uh guess what? It is not Friday. I don't think. I actually have no idea what day it is.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

I think it's Saturday.

Loaded Weapon 1 Overview

SPEAKER_02 1:29

Yeah. Yeah. And we just watched movies.

SPEAKER_01 1:33

We did.

SPEAKER_02 1:34

And we're gonna tell you really quickly what we watch for movies.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

Tonight, uh, would you would you like to move on tonight?

SPEAKER_01 1:44

Let's move on tonight.

SPEAKER_02 1:46

Alright, tonight's movie on. We uh watched loaded weapon, yeah. One and lethal weapon four.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:02

Okay. And uh you can tell me about the first one.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

Okay, loaded weapon one. Uh uh, yeah, it's um starring Emilio Esteves, Sam Jackson, um Tim Curry. Oh yeah, uh Whoopi Goldberg and um William Chatner.

SPEAKER_02 2:30

Oh yeah, William Chatner was there too.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

Yep. And many others, I don't remember all of them. Uh John Lovits, but Oh yeah, yeah. Uh any anyhow, uh the movie is a parody of this genre body cup movies, and I mean it's uh it's really about uh a parody of the lethal weapon movies.

SPEAKER_02 3:01

Yeah.

Cameos And Favorite Gags

SPEAKER_01 3:01

Or at least the three first ones. Um and uh yeah, I uh I don't know what what and they uh they uh the bad guys are doing some kind of uh drug thing with wilderness girls cookies or what was it?

SPEAKER_02 3:27

Oh yeah, and like Girl Scout cookies, except not Girl Scouts.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

Yeah, exactly. And that's uh and uh then uh Emilio Esteves and Sam Jackson has to stop the bad guys.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

Right.

SPEAKER_01 3:46

Uh yeah, that's what it is, and uh it it's really silly. Oh yeah, like parodies tend to be.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

What did you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_02 3:59

I really like this movie, it was my favorite movie that we watched tonight.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_02 4:08

Yeah, um, I thought it was kind of funny that John Lovitz was comparing it to Hotshots. Yeah, Charlie Sheen was there too.

SPEAKER_01 4:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:19

Uh hold on. Um, yeah, I like the movie.

SPEAKER_01 4:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:24

If that's what you asked.

SPEAKER_01 4:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:26

Okay. Did you like the movie?

SPEAKER_01 4:28

Uh yes, I liked the movie. And uh you were naming like uh uh cameos and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 4:37

Oh yeah, Charlie Sheen was in it.

SPEAKER_01 4:38

Yeah, Bruce Willis.

SPEAKER_02 4:40

Oh my god, Bruce Willis was there for like a minute. Yeah, that was pretty funny. It was. I I liked that part. Yeah. I haven't seen him in a while.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

No, that's true.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

So yeah. Yeah. That was a good movie.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

Very fun.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

Yeah. Okay. Anything else?

SPEAKER_01 5:00

No.

Lethal Weapon 4 Plot And Cast

SPEAKER_02 5:01

I don't think so. Alright. We also watched Lethal Weapon 4.

SPEAKER_00 5:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

Um which uh Mel Gibson is there, and Danny Glover again for like the fourth time.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 5:19

And what happened was um Danny Glover takes in a whole bunch of are they Chinese?

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:34

Uh immigrants who are eventually going to be sold as slaves. And he thinks that's bad, which I think he's right.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:47

So um he sneaks them home. And uh, so there's some bad guys who who want the Chinese people.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:01

And so they beat up the bad guys.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

And yeah. Is that about right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

I'd say so.

SPEAKER_02 6:13

Yeah. Uh Chris Rock is in this movie. Yes. And the bad guy from Rush Hour. No, Shanghai.

SPEAKER_00 6:23

Oh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:24

One of them. Yeah. Or both.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:28

Uh. Yeah.

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Jet Lee is.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

Oh yeah, Jet Lee was also there.

SPEAKER_01 6:35

He's the main bad guy in this one.

SPEAKER_02 6:38

Yeah. And yeah, what did I miss?

SPEAKER_01 6:43

Um Joe Pesci.

SPEAKER_02 6:46

Oh yeah, he's also still there.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

Yeah, he's still there. Being funny. And uh yeah, I uh uh Renee Rosso is still there.

SPEAKER_02 6:58

Yeah. Um But she's pregnant this time.

SPEAKER_01 7:01

Yeah, so she didn't she's not doing much fighting.

SPEAKER_02 7:07

A little bit.

SPEAKER_01 7:08

A little bit, yes. Um yeah. But so yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

Did you like the movie?

SPEAKER_01 7:18

Uh I love this movie.

SPEAKER_02 7:20

Okay. Is it the your favorite movie that we watched tonight?

SPEAKER_01 7:23

Um I don't know. I love both of these movies actually, but um I love them for different reasons. This one is more of a you know, straight action comedy, and the other one is more well, it's uh parody, so yeah, I don't know. Um I I I do really enjoy this movie. I think actually uh the fourth one, uh Lethal Weapon, is the first one I ever saw of the Lethal Weapon.

SPEAKER_02 8:00

Oh, okay, it's a little backwards, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:03

That's kind of weird, and and um yeah, so but I I always loved this movie and uh think it's great.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

Good.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

And uh, you know, uh with me being this big fan of the Chinese movies with Jackie Chan and all, and I see uh actors from all kinds of different Jackie Chan movies. It's it's fun.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:36

I like that, and I like to point them out.

SPEAKER_02 8:39

Yeah, you know, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:42

Yeah, but I I I do really enjoy this one.

SPEAKER_02 8:46

Good.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

What do you think?

SPEAKER_02 8:48

I enjoyed it too.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

Good.

SPEAKER_02 8:53

Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

Yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_02 8:57

Anything else?

Wrap-Up, Vacay Vibes, Next Week

SPEAKER_01 8:59

Uh I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 9:03

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 9:04

All right.

SPEAKER_02 9:05

Well, let's uh go ahead and wrap this up so we can continue our vacation.

SPEAKER_01 9:11

Yeah. What's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_02 9:14

Absolutely nothing.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:16

I don't I I don't think we should carry that kind of negativity into the time off.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

Okay, I have a slight m back pain.

SPEAKER_02 9:27

Oh. Is that what's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Negative.

SPEAKER_02 9:31

Oh no, not good.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

Yeah, uh yeah, I don't know. I maybe I've been sleeping too much.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

Maybe. Possibly.

SPEAKER_01 9:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:47

Alright, well then let's wrap this up then.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

Okay. Thank you for listening. Even though this was really short. I hope you kinda got something fun out of it.

SPEAKER_01 10:00

Hopefully.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

And we'll be back next Tuesday with another episode. A quick one like this. Yeah. Possibly. Or very likely, actually.

SPEAKER_01 10:14

Very likely. Uh after that, we should probably get back to normal.

SPEAKER_02 10:21

Back on track.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

Yeah.

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Lengthy episode.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

Very lengthy episode.

SPEAKER_01 10:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

All right. We will uh be back then.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 10:36

For that. And thanks again. Um have a good life.

SPEAKER_01 10:44

Thank you. Thank you. Bye bye.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

Bye.

Lauren & Mattias

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