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January 06, 2026 • Lauren & Mattias • Episode 162

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SPEAKER_01: 0:00

Where is it recording from?

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It's recording from the iPad.

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Yeah. Like down here.

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Down here maybe. I don't know. I can't see very well. Uh let's see. Maybe up here, actually. Hello? Hello? Yeah, up here. We can record from up here. Uh go ahead.

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Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matthias.

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And I'm Lauren.

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And we're gonna be your bestie for a few minutes or so.

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Not that long at all.

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No.

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No. We are still on vacation.

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Yep.

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So um we're not gonna say that much, but we do want to talk about movies.

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Yeah.

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But I want to ask you first how you're doing?

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Uh I'm doing well.

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Good.

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How are you?

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I'm also good. Good. I'm tired.

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Yeah.

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But I'm good. Good. Um, but uh guess what? It is not Friday. I don't think. I actually have no idea what day it is.

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I think it's Saturday.

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Yeah. Yeah. And we just watched movies.

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We did.

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And we're gonna tell you really quickly what we watch for movies.

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Okay.

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Tonight, uh, would you would you like to move on tonight?

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Let's move on tonight.

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Alright, tonight's movie on. We uh watched loaded weapon, yeah. One and lethal weapon four.

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Yeah.

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Okay. And uh you can tell me about the first one.

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Okay, loaded weapon one. Uh uh, yeah, it's um starring Emilio Esteves, Sam Jackson, um Tim Curry. Oh yeah, uh Whoopi Goldberg and um William Chatner.

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Oh yeah, William Chatner was there too.

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Yep. And many others, I don't remember all of them. Uh John Lovits, but Oh yeah, yeah. Uh any anyhow, uh the movie is a parody of this genre body cup movies, and I mean it's uh it's really about uh a parody of the lethal weapon movies.

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Yeah.

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Or at least the three first ones. Um and uh yeah, I uh I don't know what what and they uh they uh the bad guys are doing some kind of uh drug thing with wilderness girls cookies or what was it?

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Oh yeah, and like Girl Scout cookies, except not Girl Scouts.

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Yeah, exactly. And that's uh and uh then uh Emilio Esteves and Sam Jackson has to stop the bad guys.

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Right.

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Uh yeah, that's what it is, and uh it it's really silly. Oh yeah, like parodies tend to be.

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Yep.

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What did you think about this movie?

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I really like this movie, it was my favorite movie that we watched tonight.

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Okay, cool.

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Yeah, um, I thought it was kind of funny that John Lovitz was comparing it to Hotshots. Yeah, Charlie Sheen was there too.

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Yeah.

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Uh hold on. Um, yeah, I like the movie.

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Yeah.

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If that's what you asked.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Did you like the movie?

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Uh yes, I liked the movie. And uh you were naming like uh uh cameos and stuff.

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Oh yeah, Charlie Sheen was in it.

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Yeah, Bruce Willis.

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Oh my god, Bruce Willis was there for like a minute. Yeah, that was pretty funny. It was. I I liked that part. Yeah. I haven't seen him in a while.

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No, that's true.

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So yeah. Yeah. That was a good movie.

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Very fun.

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Yeah. Okay. Anything else?

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No.

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I don't think so. Alright. We also watched Lethal Weapon 4.

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Yes.

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Um which uh Mel Gibson is there, and Danny Glover again for like the fourth time.

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Yep.

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And what happened was um Danny Glover takes in a whole bunch of are they Chinese?

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Yeah.

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Uh immigrants who are eventually going to be sold as slaves. And he thinks that's bad, which I think he's right.

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Yeah.

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So um he sneaks them home. And uh, so there's some bad guys who who want the Chinese people.

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Yeah.

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And so they beat up the bad guys.

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Yeah.

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And yeah. Is that about right? Yeah.

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I'd say so.

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Yeah. Uh Chris Rock is in this movie. Yes. And the bad guy from Rush Hour. No, Shanghai.

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Oh yeah. Yeah.

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One of them. Yeah. Or both.

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Yeah.

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Uh. Yeah.

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Jet Lee is.

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Oh yeah, Jet Lee was also there.

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He's the main bad guy in this one.

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Yeah. And yeah, what did I miss?

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Um Joe Pesci.

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Oh yeah, he's also still there.

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Yeah, he's still there. Being funny. And uh yeah, I uh uh Renee Rosso is still there.

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Yeah. Um But she's pregnant this time.

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Yeah, so she didn't she's not doing much fighting.

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A little bit.

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A little bit, yes. Um yeah. But so yeah.

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Did you like the movie?

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Uh I love this movie.

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Okay. Is it the your favorite movie that we watched tonight?

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Um I don't know. I love both of these movies actually, but um I love them for different reasons. This one is more of a you know, straight action comedy, and the other one is more well, it's uh parody, so yeah, I don't know. Um I I I do really enjoy this movie. I think actually uh the fourth one, uh Lethal Weapon, is the first one I ever saw of the Lethal Weapon.

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Oh, okay, it's a little backwards, yeah.

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That's kind of weird, and and um yeah, so but I I always loved this movie and uh think it's great.

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Good.

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And uh, you know, uh with me being this big fan of the Chinese movies with Jackie Chan and all, and I see uh actors from all kinds of different Jackie Chan movies. It's it's fun.

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Yeah.

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I like that, and I like to point them out.

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Yeah, you know, yeah.

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Yeah, but I I I do really enjoy this one.

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Good.

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What do you think?

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I enjoyed it too.

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Good.

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Yeah, I did.

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Yeah, that's good.

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Anything else?

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Uh I don't think so.

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Alright.

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All right.

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Well, let's uh go ahead and wrap this up so we can continue our vacation.

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Yeah. What's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_02: 9:14

Absolutely nothing.

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Okay.

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I don't I I don't think we should carry that kind of negativity into the time off.

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Okay, I have a slight m back pain.

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Oh. Is that what's ruining your life?

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Negative.

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Oh no, not good.

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Yeah, uh yeah, I don't know. I maybe I've been sleeping too much.

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Maybe. Possibly.

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Yeah.

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Alright, well then let's wrap this up then.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Thank you for listening. Even though this was really short. I hope you kinda got something fun out of it.

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Hopefully.

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And we'll be back next Tuesday with another episode. A quick one like this. Yeah. Possibly. Or very likely, actually.

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Very likely. Uh after that, we should probably get back to normal.

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Back on track.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Lengthy episode.

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Very lengthy episode.

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Yeah.

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All right. We will uh be back then.

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Yes.

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For that. And thanks again. Um have a good life.

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Thank you. Thank you. Bye bye.

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Bye.

Lauren & Mattias

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