[Leftovers] #164

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Transcript

Mic Check And Timer Talk

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Are we on the right?

SPEAKER_01 0:01

I'm here.

SPEAKER_00 0:02

Did you did you check?

SPEAKER_01 0:04

I checked.

SPEAKER_00 0:05

I checked. And the microphone has gotten a little hairy since not my fault. I also got r a little bit hairy.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

Yeah, that's my fault, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 0:16

No, not really. It's my hair's fault. Uh-huh. For growing. Oh, okay. Some of it. Not all of it. No.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

Alright. My glasses are kind of cleaned.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

Oh, cool. Because that's what you need when recording a podcast.

SPEAKER_01 0:32

I need to be able to see.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:36

Hello.

SPEAKER_00 0:37

Hello.

SPEAKER_01 0:37

See, you have to be closer to that.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

The thing is there. Oh yeah, I woke up because of your I think I I woke up because of your text.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Which I sent at nine.

SPEAKER_00 0:50

Okay, no. No, you answered me at ten. Okay, no, then I didn't. You can cut that.

SPEAKER_01 0:55

Okay. Oh no, I was wrong about something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

That's what happened to my face.

unknown 1:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:10

Everything I eat and just smear that.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

And now it sounded like a fart. Stop.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

Okay. Um, we also my ball. Stop. Your ball is farting.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

Ball fart.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

You're a ball fart. Um.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

Young. Chong chong too.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Jung chong too.

SPEAKER_00 1:44

Not racist at all. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 1:47

We were talking about Jackie Chan. His friend, Jing Jong too.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Yeah, that's what that was the guy in bullet to the head.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

That wasn't Jackie Chan.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

Right. It was his friend. Yeah. Jing Chongtu.

SPEAKER_00 2:00

His name is actually actually Sung Kang.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Sung Chong too.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

Sun Kang too. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

Nom nom nom nom. Mmm, microphone.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

The R stands for resting.

SPEAKER_00 2:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

Yeah. I was thinking to uh uh to what?

SPEAKER_00 2:20

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 2:21

I don't know what you're saying.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

No.

Setting Goals And Timeboxing

SPEAKER_01 2:23

To uh try to compress this all. That uh okay. Maybe we should time ourselves so that it doesn't end up being two hours long.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

Yeah?

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Because I don't want to sit here for two hours.

SPEAKER_00 2:39

No.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

Okay. So how long do you think this should take?

SPEAKER_00 2:43

Uh two weeks.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

I said less than two hours.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

Yeah, but uh we have two, well, three weeks worth of talking about, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

Kind of. Um two and a half.

SPEAKER_00 2:57

Yeah. I don't know. What what do you think? Um how long would you like it to take?

SPEAKER_01 3:04

How long do you want to edit for?

SPEAKER_00 3:06

I don't want to edit for that long, so well, forty-five minutes. That's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

Okay. We're gonna put 45 minutes on the timer.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

And then uh we're gonna try to get as much as possible within those 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

Yeah, compress.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Compress is a word.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

I was gonna say compromise, but uh comprimira, that's that's wrong. That's comprimiera, that's uh what we call it in Sweden, and that's uh uh that's compress.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

Uh-huh. Yeah not compromise.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

No, that's like make it smaller or you know, like a file. Okay you make it smaller so it fits. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:47

Okay. Alright. So and he's like, well, uh yeah, anyway. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Um so next day, you and I, uh Oh my goodness. Not even just okay, so and oh god, what did we do then? Uh did we wander keen at that time?

SPEAKER_00 4:11

I I think we were supposed to go eat somewhere, right?

SPEAKER_01 4:16

Um okay, let's see. Let's see. Going through my pictures, where were we that night? Um We got the car and then we went to Target.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:28

Oh yeah, we were gonna eat at Longhorns.

SPEAKER_00 4:31

Oh yeah, but we couldn't because they Right.

Trip Start And Food Detours

SPEAKER_01 4:35

And yeah. Yeah, I mean we did them. Yeah. Ow. And um I was Ross Rashdop. Rash Drop. Yeah. And Oh yeah. Okay, yeah. So and uh and um uh one lamp.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

And I showed you that I uh was healthy because I uh had uh the orange.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

Oh oh it it was a melon?

SPEAKER_00 5:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:06

What what is it called? Cantaloupe.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

Cantaloupe? Yeah. It's my favorite kind of melon. Uh okay. Uh the next day, I have 30 seconds. Okay, it's not gonna No, it's not gonna take 45 minutes. Sorry, I tried.

SPEAKER_00 5:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:21

Uh alright, we'll just keep going then.

SPEAKER_00 5:24

Yeah. Um Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:30

Yeah, a little bit easier. My life partner, I believe. No. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, that there was a train.

SPEAKER_00 5:38

Yeah, that was the train, trolls, train. Troll uh well, uh roller coaster. Yeah, it was like a train.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

Oh yeah, I guess, kind of.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

Yeah, it was just funny.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Yeah, it's fine. We all went to Hard Rock Cafe. Oh, wait, no, before that, Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah. No, sorry, Jimmy Fallon. Yeah, I always get the two mixed up. I know the difference between the people. Yeah. It's just no, I was what do you mean? No, I always think of Jimmy Kimmel before Jimmy Fallon.

SPEAKER_00 6:08

But anyway, it was I kinda regret that I didn't go on the Simpsons ride, but uh you know. Whatever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:16

What can you do?

SPEAKER_00 6:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:17

Uh we went to the Hard Rock Cafe. All right, so the next morning, um we what?

SPEAKER_00 6:24

Oh yeah, I I I just wanted to say that on this trip, two people uh uh complimented my shirt. Or one with my uh Happy New Year shirt.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:37

It was a lady coming up.

SPEAKER_01 6:38

Very, very bright shirt.

Rides, Shows, And Regrets

SPEAKER_00 6:40

Yeah. She's like, I love your shirt. Then she just walked. And when I had my Volbeat uh shirt on, the there was a guy who said uh uh great shirt or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

Yeah, no, you're wrong. Sorry to say it three times because Green Day guy at the airport in Orlando would not shut up about Green Day.

SPEAKER_00 7:03

Green Day, no, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

It's like cool, and just say nice shirt or something. I don't want to know your life story. Anyway, that's later problem.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:13

Uh story.

SPEAKER_00 7:14

Also a problem. Yeah. Um in the past for us. Right.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

The next we went to the car, or actually, we went to the um, so we uh that's usually what they do with like bumper cars.

SPEAKER_00 7:28

Yeah, yeah, sure. But uh I yeah, I uh I I was pretty uh I th I didn't think it would be. So I I wasn't expecting that.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

It would have been fun.

SPEAKER_00 7:40

Yeah. And this was like the slow uh season.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

Right. And still the there were so many people.

SPEAKER_00 7:48

Yeah. It's kind of funny because he never went on it before, right?

SPEAKER_01 7:52

Oh, they did. They had already gone on a works.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

They were like, we want to do this again. Okay, and come with us, Mom, it's gonna be great.

SPEAKER_00 8:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:01

Uh that was wrong. And yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_00 8:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

Um, well, like an actual restaurant. Yeah. Because the rest of the places, uh, they're not like a a being served restaurant. You know?

SPEAKER_00 8:15

Um It's more like a buffet.

SPEAKER_01 8:18

Yeah, it's a it's a buffet. And then the next morning was our last morning.

SPEAKER_00 8:23

Oh yeah.

Random Encounters And Shirt Compliments

SPEAKER_01 8:24

They were they had already been open. Or they no, they they didn't close in ten minutes because there was another family in front of us that was kind of stressing me out. Okay. I thought it went kind of went. I mean, it did for the most part, it went well, but there was a family in front of me that was like stressing out so bad. I think they were on the same flight as us, honestly.

SPEAKER_00 8:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:46

But they were like stressing and but um I think her son was autistic and he was having a meltdown. And she had another child who was like climbing all over the place. So she was like strung out.

SPEAKER_00 9:00

Um I already had my phone turned off, so Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

But they were uh on the on the app it said the flight was gonna be like four hours, and then they announced it's only gonna take three hours. I was like, uh, okay. Yeah, fine. And we get to Iceland and everything's fine. We get on to the next flight, and I'm expecting s what seven hours?

SPEAKER_00 9:25

The uh well, the first flight from uh Florida was supposed to be seven hours.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Oh, right, right, right, right. Yeah, it was supposed to be seven hours because it doesn't take three hours to get to Iceland from Florida, and then I uh but anyway, and they went to the car hotel where we had left the car, which I forgot to talk about earlier. Yeah, not important, not but they ha gave us a hassle as well. Yeah, uh, but that's a story for another time. I think so thing. Um have fun.

SPEAKER_00 10:01

Yeah. You wanna No no no no no no.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

This is fine. I have things to do. I'm working tomorrow. Um it wasn't what it was expected, but whatever.

SPEAKER_00 10:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

And uh I could kind of tell. Oh, okay. You you made it a little bit obvious. You were a little noisy.

SPEAKER_00 10:17

Okay.

Crowds, Queues, And Expectations

SPEAKER_01 10:18

Which, whatever. Yeah, it happens. Um are we pretty much done here?

SPEAKER_00 10:24

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

I hope so.

SPEAKER_00 10:26

The jet lag is still jet lag is awful.

SPEAKER_01 10:29

It's nothing to joke around with. But my kids for some reason wanted to go back to school early, and they were uh dismissed from school uh for two days after we landed, and they took the one day off and then went back to school the day after.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:47

I don't get it because they always complain about school, but whatever.

SPEAKER_00 10:51

Yeah, I haven't worked this week. No supposed to, but uh I've been too sick.

SPEAKER_01 10:56

Yeah, because you got another contract.

SPEAKER_00 10:57

Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_01 10:58

While we were in the States.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

Yeah, I couldn't even answer them. So you had to answer them before uh in my behalf in my behalf.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

Right. All right, so um and uh listen to us fight, probably. That's usually what happens.

SPEAKER_00 11:13

Yeah. Um uh well, I've probably cut that out, anyways.

SPEAKER_01 11:20

We'll see.

SPEAKER_00 11:21

Yeah, we'll see.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

We'll see how entertaining our fights are.

SPEAKER_00 11:24

Okay. Um thank you.

SPEAKER_01 11:27

Listen next week.