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[Leftovers] #165
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Chaotic Cold Open And Banter
SPEAKER_00Okay. We're gonna play a game called what is that background noise?
SPEAKER_01That's a really good game. I think so. Yeah, I think no one has ever thought about that before.
SPEAKER_00No, backgroin. So gross. I don't know. Nothing feels good about this. Yeah. That's how we're starting off like that.
SPEAKER_01There's where you should start the episode.
Furniture Shuffle And Tiny Bedroom Bits
SPEAKER_00This is gonna be terrible. Did you notice uh the table is missing over there? It's over here now.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00You can't get to your bed bridge. It's over here.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_01It's very roomy here now.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you have lots of arm space. You can wave your arms around.
SPEAKER_01I I I feel like I could uh crawl into this corner if I wanted to.
SPEAKER_00You could. You could just roll your chair over. Yeah. Like, I'm over here now in the corner.
SPEAKER_01If I get really sad.
SPEAKER_00It could happen.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You know what? We could put down a mattress or something over there and you could sleep there. This is your bedroom now. Congratulations.
SPEAKER_01Thank you.
SPEAKER_00Um finally moving out.
SPEAKER_01Yay.
SPEAKER_00Uh chairs.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. For that. So I don't get the uh the closet.
SPEAKER_00It's kind of stuffed. I don't think you'd fit. I mean, you could it you could, but it's not comfortable.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00There's a lot of things. But in here you could we definitely could manage getting you on the floor.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I I just feel it would be funny if Matias is in a closet. Yes.
SPEAKER_00Matthias belongs in the closet.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. He's not ready to come out.
SPEAKER_00He shouldn't come out. He should never come out. He should just stay in there forever and make himself comfortable. Yeah. In the discomfort of a closet.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00He'll figure it out.
SPEAKER_01I think so.
SPEAKER_00Um, yeah, it depends on that because it would just be the perfect opportunity.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Right now it feels like uh it's not really in out of uh it's really out of my hands. It's uh uh we're waiting for a confirmation or like uh an answer.
SPEAKER_00From your mom.
SPEAKER_01No, not from my mom.
SPEAKER_00Because I haven't gotten confirmation to do anything other than ask about internet.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, but I mean uh uh we need an answer for that. Yeah. Right.
SPEAKER_00I can try poking again, but I haven't been told to ask her or give a yes or a no.
SPEAKER_01No, but you did ask.
SPEAKER_00I asked about the internet.
Waiting On A Decision And Family Chat
SPEAKER_01Yeah. That was it. Yeah, that's so far and we haven't gotten an answer. No. That's what I meant.
SPEAKER_00And then when I get an answer, then what?
SPEAKER_01Then we we'll see what the uh answer will be. You know what the answer is. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And go from there and see if uh if you're satisfied with the answer, are you gonna go for it?
SPEAKER_01I think so.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01But we still haven't gotten an answer, so that's what it what we're waiting for.
SPEAKER_00And it sounded like the conversation at home didn't get too far.
SPEAKER_01No, but uh but she knows. Yeah, that's that's a step.
SPEAKER_00That is a step.
SPEAKER_01A big step.
SPEAKER_00Yes, very good.
SPEAKER_01I don't know how much further would m were you thinking would have gone.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. Uh maybe talking about like that you might be serious about it. Maybe it's not just a concept, but something that might actually happen.
SPEAKER_01Well, I did say that uh I'm thinking about getting this. So yeah. Okay. I think that's fairly serious.
SPEAKER_00Okay. I'm sorry, I wasn't there. I don't know what was said. No, no, but uh that that's going off of what I got from you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yes. And uh and you know, I uh I just gave you some more information now.
SPEAKER_00You did? Just then. Yes.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I mean I don't r always remember all the things I say or that's said, and you know. So yeah.
The Sea Turtle Named Tortellini
SPEAKER_00I can turn that off. That's fine.
SPEAKER_01Me.
SPEAKER_00That wasn't you. It was me and uh my turtle has moved.
SPEAKER_01Turtle?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. You know, I adopted a turtle while we were in the States. Oh. And so I get notifications every time it's somewhere new. Every time it like comes up to the surface of the ocean, then it gets tracked, and then I get a notification. Oh, okay. Sea turtle. Oh, cool. Her name is Tortellini. I did not name her, but it was a good name.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00She's pasta. Pasta turtle.
SPEAKER_01I like pasta.
SPEAKER_00I like turtles.
SPEAKER_01You got the reference?
SPEAKER_00Uh was it me? Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01No, it was that uh have you seen that clip of the no, okay.
SPEAKER_00I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. Which clip? Where'd it come from?
SPEAKER_01Uh it's like um news segment or like on news. Uh I think it's like a Halloween, and there's a boy who's like um uh he looks like a zombie or something, I think. And then the the reporter is uh interviewing him and like uh about the Halloween and he's like, I like turtles. That that's like the only thing he said.
SPEAKER_00It sounds familiar. I don't think I've actually seen it though.
SPEAKER_01Feels like probably almost 20 years ago or so.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And yeah, I mean yeah, okay. Maybe we should start.
SPEAKER_00The I can hear the tur turtle. I can hear my turtle from here.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I've heard it too.
Hamster Identity And Fluffy Turtle Bit
SPEAKER_00He's actually a hamster, but yes. Uh he could be a turtle.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, if you wanted to.
SPEAKER_00Uh I could put a shell on him and call him a fluffy turtle. I mean, uh Isn't that a title? Fluffy turtle. I'm pretty sure.
SPEAKER_01I feel yeah, I think so. But um I um and if he like identify as a turtle, I think he does. He is a turtle.
SPEAKER_00I'm pretty sure he squeaked in my ear, I identify as a turtle. So said, okay, you can be a turtle if you want to. Yeah. So thank you.
SPEAKER_01It's like turtles run in wheels, right?
SPEAKER_00Yes, they do. They do. They also roll around in sand, just like you.
SPEAKER_01You can cut that in and to be heavy traffic. Or what do you say? Bealcleer. Yeah. It's heavy traffic. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because this is why I don't like playing games with you. Okay. Um uh Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01And also state of um, you know, uh uh mimosa. No. Uh you know uh a strong mojito and say something uh uh if I uh But he must be careful.
SPEAKER_00Oh I know.
SPEAKER_01Uh wh why is this difficult? Um I can say um and uh I feel like I I wanna be nice and and uh not take two easy ones. I I'll say n now I'm uh uh really like Well how easy?
SPEAKER_00Because I'm not really thinking of much more.
SPEAKER_01No, okay. Uh I can I can uh we we'll get to that. Um but I I say who was in Meet the Falkers?
SPEAKER_00Was that Ben Stiller? Yeah. Okay. Not that one then. No. He I don't think he was in that one.
Movie Name Spiral And Cameos
SPEAKER_01Uh uh it's his uh uh um and I'll say what's that movie he made? Uh um yeah. Um no, okay.
SPEAKER_00You get the next one.
SPEAKER_01Uh are you still thinking about Gary Sinise because he's in Ransom with Mel Gibson?
SPEAKER_00I'm pretty sure we saw another movie with him.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Come on. Hamster's really going, huh?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's like all you can hear in the background. He's in Hannibal.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, that's true. And uh he is in uh I'm thinking, I'm thinking. No. We we said we could uh can uh no, I'm not gonna go with that anyways, because it's it's too dirty. Um uh uh uh uh movie Oh uh Was he in a porno? No okay he was in the TV series uh Swedish Dicks.
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01But he wasn't a main character, so so that's why I didn't take it.
SPEAKER_00But it was still a cameo.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but I said Dracula.
SPEAKER_00Just to see if I if David Bowie was in Zoolander. Funny.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I just have to see now where he's been.
SPEAKER_01Uh police uh story, um uh the the the the the uh I I'm just going with the older movies, so I I just need to find them. Yeah, so I just but yeah, now I Right. Uh uh let's see what else did he uh There's a couple.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god, I cannot remember what they're called.
SPEAKER_01I think it's I might know one you're thinking of.
SPEAKER_00I knew that wouldn't work. Um hold on, hold on. I um Um, I I know the movie.
Tangents, Nail Clipping, And Parenting
SPEAKER_01I know I skipped the bad guy movies. I save them for later if I need to. Oh, that's true.
SPEAKER_00Uh it shouldn't be Uh well did something happen? Okay.
SPEAKER_01Um Wow. I don't really know what's ruining my life anymore. I don't even know what's ruining my life anymore. That's I um uh I flew off the the uh pedal. Oh and uh like uh I I did uh clip the nail afterwards.
SPEAKER_00Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because they're really long. Sorry.
SPEAKER_00Um not anymore. No, good. And I'm glad that you take care of yourself sometimes.
SPEAKER_01Thank you.
SPEAKER_00Parenting is increasingly difficult, but that's that. Um and uh sorry, I got distracted by something else. I'm gonna look for it now.
Episode Count Milestone And Wrap
SPEAKER_01Okay, um, no. Uh good. Then uh we can end this. Sorry, what? Then we can end this. What? Am I oh uh uh This is 165. Wow.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Scary 200 is creeping up quick.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. It's it's gonna happen this year.
SPEAKER_00Yep. In just a few weeks. Or so. Yeah. Uh yeah. Let's see. What else?
SPEAKER_01Ten minutes later. No. Uh good. Then uh we can end this. Sorry, what? Then we can end this. What am I oh uh uh