[Leftovers] #165

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Chaotic Cold Open And Banter

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Okay. We're gonna play a game called what is that background noise?

SPEAKER_01 0:06

That's a really good game. I think so. Yeah, I think no one has ever thought about that before.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

No, backgroin. So gross. I don't know. Nothing feels good about this. Yeah. That's how we're starting off like that.

SPEAKER_01 0:27

There's where you should start the episode.

Furniture Shuffle And Tiny Bedroom Bits

SPEAKER_00 0:29

This is gonna be terrible. Did you notice uh the table is missing over there? It's over here now.

SPEAKER_01 0:36

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 0:37

You can't get to your bed bridge. It's over here.

SPEAKER_01 0:41

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:43

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

It's very roomy here now.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

Yeah, you have lots of arm space. You can wave your arms around.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

I I I feel like I could uh crawl into this corner if I wanted to.

SPEAKER_00 0:58

You could. You could just roll your chair over. Yeah. Like, I'm over here now in the corner.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

If I get really sad.

SPEAKER_00 1:04

It could happen.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

You know what? We could put down a mattress or something over there and you could sleep there. This is your bedroom now. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

Um finally moving out.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

Yay.

SPEAKER_00 1:17

Uh chairs.

SPEAKER_01 1:18

Yeah. For that. So I don't get the uh the closet.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

It's kind of stuffed. I don't think you'd fit. I mean, you could it you could, but it's not comfortable.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

There's a lot of things. But in here you could we definitely could manage getting you on the floor.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

Yeah, I I just feel it would be funny if Matias is in a closet. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Matthias belongs in the closet.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

Yeah. He's not ready to come out.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

He shouldn't come out. He should never come out. He should just stay in there forever and make himself comfortable. Yeah. In the discomfort of a closet.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:57

He'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_01 1:59

I think so.

SPEAKER_00 2:00

Um, yeah, it depends on that because it would just be the perfect opportunity.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

Yeah. Right now it feels like uh it's not really in out of uh it's really out of my hands. It's uh uh we're waiting for a confirmation or like uh an answer.

SPEAKER_00 2:19

From your mom.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

No, not from my mom.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Because I haven't gotten confirmation to do anything other than ask about internet.

SPEAKER_01 2:27

Yeah, yeah, but I mean uh uh we need an answer for that. Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

I can try poking again, but I haven't been told to ask her or give a yes or a no.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

No, but you did ask.

SPEAKER_00 2:41

I asked about the internet.

Waiting On A Decision And Family Chat

SPEAKER_01 2:43

Yeah. That was it. Yeah, that's so far and we haven't gotten an answer. No. That's what I meant.

SPEAKER_00 2:50

And then when I get an answer, then what?

SPEAKER_01 2:54

Then we we'll see what the uh answer will be. You know what the answer is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:00

And go from there and see if uh if you're satisfied with the answer, are you gonna go for it?

SPEAKER_01 3:06

I think so.

SPEAKER_00 3:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

But we still haven't gotten an answer, so that's what it what we're waiting for.

SPEAKER_00 3:14

And it sounded like the conversation at home didn't get too far.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

No, but uh but she knows. Yeah, that's that's a step.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

That is a step.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

A big step.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

Yes, very good.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

I don't know how much further would m were you thinking would have gone.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

I don't know. Uh maybe talking about like that you might be serious about it. Maybe it's not just a concept, but something that might actually happen.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

Well, I did say that uh I'm thinking about getting this. So yeah. Okay. I think that's fairly serious.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

Okay. I'm sorry, I wasn't there. I don't know what was said. No, no, but uh that that's going off of what I got from you.

SPEAKER_01 4:01

Yeah, yes. And uh and you know, I uh I just gave you some more information now.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

You did? Just then. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Yeah, I mean I don't r always remember all the things I say or that's said, and you know. So yeah.

The Sea Turtle Named Tortellini

SPEAKER_00 4:19

I can turn that off. That's fine.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

Me.

SPEAKER_00 4:22

That wasn't you. It was me and uh my turtle has moved.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Turtle?

SPEAKER_00 4:27

Yeah. You know, I adopted a turtle while we were in the States. Oh. And so I get notifications every time it's somewhere new. Every time it like comes up to the surface of the ocean, then it gets tracked, and then I get a notification. Oh, okay. Sea turtle. Oh, cool. Her name is Tortellini. I did not name her, but it was a good name.

SPEAKER_01 4:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:49

She's pasta. Pasta turtle.

SPEAKER_01 4:51

I like pasta.

SPEAKER_00 4:52

I like turtles.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

You got the reference?

SPEAKER_00 4:56

Uh was it me? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

No, it was that uh have you seen that clip of the no, okay.

SPEAKER_00 5:04

I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. Which clip? Where'd it come from?

SPEAKER_01 5:08

Uh it's like um news segment or like on news. Uh I think it's like a Halloween, and there's a boy who's like um uh he looks like a zombie or something, I think. And then the the reporter is uh interviewing him and like uh about the Halloween and he's like, I like turtles. That that's like the only thing he said.

SPEAKER_00 5:37

It sounds familiar. I don't think I've actually seen it though.

SPEAKER_01 5:41

Feels like probably almost 20 years ago or so.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

And yeah, I mean yeah, okay. Maybe we should start.

SPEAKER_00 5:52

The I can hear the tur turtle. I can hear my turtle from here.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Yeah, I've heard it too.

Hamster Identity And Fluffy Turtle Bit

SPEAKER_00 5:58

He's actually a hamster, but yes. Uh he could be a turtle.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

Yeah, if you wanted to.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

Uh I could put a shell on him and call him a fluffy turtle. I mean, uh Isn't that a title? Fluffy turtle. I'm pretty sure.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

I feel yeah, I think so. But um I um and if he like identify as a turtle, I think he does. He is a turtle.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

I'm pretty sure he squeaked in my ear, I identify as a turtle. So said, okay, you can be a turtle if you want to. Yeah. So thank you.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

It's like turtles run in wheels, right?

SPEAKER_00 6:30

Yes, they do. They do. They also roll around in sand, just like you.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

You can cut that in and to be heavy traffic. Or what do you say? Bealcleer. Yeah. It's heavy traffic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:47

Because this is why I don't like playing games with you. Okay. Um uh Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:57

And also state of um, you know, uh uh mimosa. No. Uh you know uh a strong mojito and say something uh uh if I uh But he must be careful.

SPEAKER_00 7:18

Oh I know.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

Uh wh why is this difficult? Um I can say um and uh I feel like I I wanna be nice and and uh not take two easy ones. I I'll say n now I'm uh uh really like Well how easy?

SPEAKER_00 7:39

Because I'm not really thinking of much more.

SPEAKER_01 7:41

No, okay. Uh I can I can uh we we'll get to that. Um but I I say who was in Meet the Falkers?

SPEAKER_00 7:51

Was that Ben Stiller? Yeah. Okay. Not that one then. No. He I don't think he was in that one.

Movie Name Spiral And Cameos

SPEAKER_01 7:57

Uh uh it's his uh uh um and I'll say what's that movie he made? Uh um yeah. Um no, okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:13

You get the next one.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

Uh are you still thinking about Gary Sinise because he's in Ransom with Mel Gibson?

SPEAKER_00 8:24

I'm pretty sure we saw another movie with him.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:28

Come on. Hamster's really going, huh?

SPEAKER_01 8:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:34

That's like all you can hear in the background. He's in Hannibal.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Oh yeah, that's true. And uh he is in uh I'm thinking, I'm thinking. No. We we said we could uh can uh no, I'm not gonna go with that anyways, because it's it's too dirty. Um uh uh uh uh movie Oh uh Was he in a porno? No okay he was in the TV series uh Swedish Dicks.

SPEAKER_00 9:07

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:08

But he wasn't a main character, so so that's why I didn't take it.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

But it was still a cameo.

SPEAKER_01 9:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:14

Yeah, but I said Dracula.

SPEAKER_00 9:16

Just to see if I if David Bowie was in Zoolander. Funny.

SPEAKER_01 9:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:25

I just have to see now where he's been.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

Uh police uh story, um uh the the the the the uh I I'm just going with the older movies, so I I just need to find them. Yeah, so I just but yeah, now I Right. Uh uh let's see what else did he uh There's a couple.

SPEAKER_00 9:53

Oh my god, I cannot remember what they're called.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

I think it's I might know one you're thinking of.

SPEAKER_00 10:03

I knew that wouldn't work. Um hold on, hold on. I um Um, I I know the movie.

Tangents, Nail Clipping, And Parenting

SPEAKER_01 10:20

I know I skipped the bad guy movies. I save them for later if I need to. Oh, that's true.

SPEAKER_00 10:26

Uh it shouldn't be Uh well did something happen? Okay.

SPEAKER_01 10:32

Um Wow. I don't really know what's ruining my life anymore. I don't even know what's ruining my life anymore. That's I um uh I flew off the the uh pedal. Oh and uh like uh I I did uh clip the nail afterwards.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:54

Because they're really long. Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 10:57

Um not anymore. No, good. And I'm glad that you take care of yourself sometimes.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

Parenting is increasingly difficult, but that's that. Um and uh sorry, I got distracted by something else. I'm gonna look for it now.

Episode Count Milestone And Wrap

SPEAKER_01 11:17

Okay, um, no. Uh good. Then uh we can end this. Sorry, what? Then we can end this. What? Am I oh uh uh This is 165. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 11:33

Yeah. Scary 200 is creeping up quick.

SPEAKER_01 11:37

Yeah. It's it's gonna happen this year.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

Yep. In just a few weeks. Or so. Yeah. Uh yeah. Let's see. What else?

SPEAKER_01 11:49

Ten minutes later. No. Uh good. Then uh we can end this. Sorry, what? Then we can end this. What am I oh uh uh