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[Leftovers] #166

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Sick Start And Setup

SPEAKER_02

Let's start this off with me adjusting and sniffles. Excuse me, I'm gonna do that a lot. Please be nice to me while editing. Yeah, I will I don't feel good.

SPEAKER_00

No, I know.

SPEAKER_02

Um, did you have a thing for today?

SPEAKER_00

I was thinking about the deep dive.

SPEAKER_02

Uh what was it was giving bad news to someone. Yeah. Right? Oh, that's funny. Oh, that's funny.

SPEAKER_00

Is it? Oh yeah. Good. Oh my eyeball. No, it it it's just I feel like I've done that a lot lately, and I'm like, maybe I should be better at at it.

SPEAKER_02

Giving bad news?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Oh or not bad news, but uh, you know, what could be considered bad news for breaking the ice, I guess, in a way. Yeah. Well.

SPEAKER_02

However, you want to put that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. But yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Well, let's see how that goes. And I I prefer more than four hours of sleep, but we'll see. And I don't really want to edit for that long because no. Excuse me. I'm just so tired.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. So Do you want to keep talking? I want to. Should we start soon?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we should do that. I can't breathe.

SPEAKER_00

I think it's my turn to talk, right? Yes, it is. So yes.

SPEAKER_02

I was too slow. Uh Yummy. Alright.

SPEAKER_00

Alright.

SPEAKER_02

Anyway.

SPEAKER_00

Uh our universe is just expanding. Uh we don't know the you know, uh uh would have been even nicer if I didn't have to actually pay for me.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, okay. But the experience itself, yeah. The the price wasn't what I asked.

Travel Costs And An Absurd Accusation

SPEAKER_00

No, no, no. I I mean I liked it, but uh it's it's not our fault, it's not their fault, it's work's fault.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I didn't have to pay.

SPEAKER_00

You didn't, and I did have to pay, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Which is kind of dumb.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and the reason was so stupid.

SPEAKER_02

Prostitutes.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

The reason was prostitutes. You were accused of getting a prostitute.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And Is he really to believe that you would purchase uh such services and then hand it over to him the receipt and be like, Can you pay for my prostitute, please? And then just kind of expect him to be like, Yeah, sure, fine, whatever. I get it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Be a pal, man, bruh.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Come on, rude.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. But no one suspected you of uh prostitution.

SPEAKER_02

That I don't know, but no one accused me of being a prostitute.

SPEAKER_00

Well, they did you still got paid.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I mean, at least my boss, I mean, sh was a woman. And she was like, Yeah, I get it. Go ahead. Get it, girl.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. You go, girl.

Humor, Boundaries, And Work Dynamics

SPEAKER_02

You go, girl. Get it. Do that. You do you, and all the other things that girls like to say to each other. Yeah. Um, yeah. She she understood. It's like, hey, I got needs. She's like, yeah, that's okay. Yeah. You can have needs. I have knees. I have knees. Look, lady, I have knees.

SPEAKER_01

Like, so do I.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, you do.

SPEAKER_01

My knees. My needs. My knees. Very important.

SPEAKER_02

Uh but yeah. Yeah. That's all I really want to say about that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I uh I just had my boring life. Well, I do have some updates. Kind of. Kind of big news. I don't know if I want to tell the hair yet, or should I?

SPEAKER_02

We can talk about it when it's happening. Yeah. I think.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So you can cut that.

SPEAKER_02

No, uh, I'm not gonna cut 20 minutes of audio. Not all at once. No. I'll keep in my sniffs.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Like that video or video. That's some bites or whatever you call it that I did.

SPEAKER_02

Oh coughing. It was like five minutes of me coughing.

SPEAKER_00

Coughing and sniffling.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god. That was awful. And then I did the same to you, like week after or something.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Good times. That was like fifth or sixth.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that was in the beginning. That's when we had time to do stuff like that. More than now, it feels like. Or at least me.

SPEAKER_02

Anyway.

SPEAKER_00

Um excuse me.

SPEAKER_02

Cool. You can keep that if you uh no.

SPEAKER_00

No.

Tangents On Movies And Triggers

SPEAKER_02

How dare you? No. Um, let's see. No, okay. No, no, okay, okay, okay. Hold on. I don't know. Honestly.

SPEAKER_00

So you you were talking about the bald guy.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know who I was talking about. I don't think it was the bald guy. I think he had hair. But it wasn't Steve Austin.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_02

Or maybe it was. Yeah. And now I have no idea.

SPEAKER_00

He's bald.

SPEAKER_02

Alright. There was another guy who I recognized.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because uh I I thought you meant uh Boss Worth.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe I did.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

No. And the other guard guy there was Kevin Nash, but I don't know if you his name sounds familiar. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe I've seen him in other movies.

SPEAKER_00

He was the one with the estrogen who kept on crying at the rest of the movie. Yeah, I I I understand. I s uh I I yeah, so it was um okay.

SPEAKER_02

You n uh You wouldn't think that he would kill off Chris Rock.

SPEAKER_00

No. Spoiler alert.

SPEAKER_02

Whoops.

SPEAKER_00

But uh no, uh it's it's like um uh it's so it no uh uh uh Sand Sandler movie. Yeah, because this is uh like this is uh Nazi.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Um I don't know if that's a trigger warning or something. Nazis.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I think you have to have a trigger warning at the beginning of every podcast episode now because there might be something that could trigger people.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

You have to be really careful about these things.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Um let's call them uh World War II bad guys.

SPEAKER_02

Right. The villains of war.

SPEAKER_00

And number four? Excuse me. That was that. Number five. No, um uh number five.

Framing The Bad News Segment

SPEAKER_02

Oh I'm sorry, can we pause? Okay. As a side note. Um Silence. Silence. Can we be quiet now? Thank you. Um, can you ask um uh what are appropriate ways to respond to bad news?

SPEAKER_00

I feel like we both could uh appropriate ways respond to bad news.

SPEAKER_02

And then possibly the opposite after that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

The worst ways.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we can we get that. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Now we're back.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I just think that's a lot.

SPEAKER_02

It's not that much.

SPEAKER_00

No. Rate per rate.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, maybe stillborn.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00

I can't hear it. No, I can't hear it.

SPEAKER_01

Cut it. Not funny. Bad Matthews.

SPEAKER_00

See? That is funny.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but no.

SPEAKER_00

Uh why it's bad, uh, shuts down dialogue, makes the focus uh makes the focus your reaction, not the issue.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. How about sorry, sorry, hold on. Uh maybe just the top line.

SPEAKER_00

Immediate explosion.

SPEAKER_02

Or sorry. Uh yeah, maybe not the why it's bad.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Just like skip over that part and go to the next one. Just for the timing.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

So you wanna do that again.

SPEAKER_00

Immediate explosion, yelling, swearing, crying uncontrollably at the person storming out. Uh number seven. Oh my god, what a word.

SPEAKER_02

Um Is that number seven?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Number eight. No, uh competitively. Com competitively. Yeah. Playing the victim competitively. I guess you found a pen uh found your penis again.

SPEAKER_02

I did. Yes, I did. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Been searching.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Sorry, I thought I was gonna sneeze.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Yeah. Okay. But I um Okay, so gonna dirty our glasses.

SPEAKER_02

I did. I was trying to wipe the thing off, but I made it worse.