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[Leftovers] #167

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Mic Check And Tech Confusion

SPEAKER_00

Is it the right one?

SPEAKER_02

It's the right everything. Everything is right.

SPEAKER_00

You checked it.

SPEAKER_02

I didn't. That's when I asked if everything was right.

SPEAKER_00

Uh okay.

SPEAKER_02

If everything was doing what it was supposed to.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Did I answer you?

SPEAKER_02

You said yes.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Uh because I didn't check.

SPEAKER_02

No, I know. Uh I did check.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_02

Because I knew that you were lying to me. Yeah, or didn't actually know.

SPEAKER_00

Did I check my phone? I don't know what I did.

SPEAKER_02

You were fixing with the microphone and stuff. Okay, you think.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, okay. Maybe that's I was checking the microphone. So I did check the microphone. Here. Yeah. Not on there.

SPEAKER_02

Not the settings.

SPEAKER_00

No. No. That's I'm not a scientist. No, I'm not a uh computer nerd. That's I don't I don't know things about computers. I'm not a techie.

SPEAKER_02

No, I guess not.

SPEAKER_00

No. That's you.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I'd say so. I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. But I know movies.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. You are a movie nerd.

SPEAKER_00

I I am.

Nerd Identity And Popularity

SPEAKER_02

Not a technological nerd.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_02

And that's okay too.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I'm i I'm the worst kind of nerd because I'm stupid too. I'm stupid and I'm a nerd. That's like two negatives. Which becomes a positive, right?

SPEAKER_02

I don't see being a nerd as being negative.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, no. Well, in school it wasn't very popular.

SPEAKER_02

No. But nowadays I think we need nerds.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Nowadays I'm I'm sure nerds are more popular than what we were when I grew up. Or we grew up.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm. Well, being a nerd gets you money.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. Well, if you're a smart nerd.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Not if you're a movie geek like me.

SPEAKER_02

You don't you don't you don't really do anything with it. You just like know things.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I don't know what how could that possibly uh earn me money?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. This is a subject for another episode.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I think I think we can get to the bottom of this.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Okay.

Birthdays, Gifts, And The Semla Tour

SPEAKER_02

Remember this for next week.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Today is 167, so we've got time.

SPEAKER_00

I was thinking, are we still uh thinking about doing uh uh bad words part two? Uh and I think so 169. Yeah. That's the day before my birthday.

SPEAKER_02

Exciting.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Yeah. That's that's fun.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um I hope it's okay. I I am not getting any physical gifts for you.

SPEAKER_00

No, that's that's fine.

SPEAKER_02

I did. I did.

SPEAKER_00

You did?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Well, I said the DNA test was coming in.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But and we were gonna do the semla tour.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And that's all I really have for you.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Uh the semla tour is still on?

SPEAKER_02

I think so.

SPEAKER_00

Well, that's mm physical enough for me.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Semna.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Sigh. Do I have to do the semlatour?

Kicking Off Roasty Toasty Ghostie

SPEAKER_02

Well, no, it was more like my sister texted me and I was trying to answer her, and then she texted me again while I was trying to answer her. So like it popped up over the keyboard. I was like, I can't answer you.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02

And that's why I sighed. I signed her.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. So next week we are going to uh decide uh how to take advantage of your talent. Yeah. And today we are going to save my parenting life. Yeah. All right.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

All right. Hello. And welcome. Doing this again. To Roasty Toasty Ghostie. The podcast. Yeah. Yeah. My name is Lauren.

SPEAKER_00

And I am Matias.

SPEAKER_02

I just thought of something and I want to do it again.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

We can read.

SPEAKER_02

You won't remember, but I will. And then I'll give you looks when you're like doing it wrong.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Like you're doing it wrong.

SPEAKER_00

You're like, what?

SPEAKER_01

What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. Uh.

SPEAKER_00

Did you call me an asset?

SPEAKER_01

Ass hat.

Adam Sandler Voices And Comedy Styles

SPEAKER_00

So were we talking about the week?

SPEAKER_02

Did you have anything special to say about the week? No.

SPEAKER_00

No. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02

Then I'm gonna skip ahead.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we can do it.

SPEAKER_02

And uh say that.

SPEAKER_00

But uh okay, so this um Is that how you did it too? No. No? Okay. I uh I do it very easy.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I should have. No.

SPEAKER_02

Now that I think of it, it feels like the easier way to go.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Just scream it and run away.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Uh okay, so yeah, the and it's it's pretty classic Adam Sandler, though, if you think about it.

SPEAKER_00

Is it?

SPEAKER_02

I think so.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

He uses that voice quite a bit when he's trying to be funny.

SPEAKER_00

Well, in I mean I I Maybe not the stuttering so much. No.

SPEAKER_02

But the way the voice goes like back and up.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but I'm I feel like the movies I like best uh he's using his own voice. You know, the regular voice. And I I like I mean I like it that better. It's not like he's not funny if he does his regular voice. So I don't really understand why he has to do this voice.

SPEAKER_02

Have you seen his stand-up?

SPEAKER_00

Uh no.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Not really.

SPEAKER_02

Because maybe that's what I'm thinking of.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02

I definitely know that I've heard him use that voice more than this time.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, okay. Cause uh not so much in his movies, I think. Okay. I I uh now uh well I haven't seen all of his movies, but uh quite a few, and this is uh I mean th with the two of us.

SPEAKER_02

Between the two of us. Yeah.

Parenting Tone, Boundaries, And Frustrations

SPEAKER_00

Uh let me think. Uh so yeah, I don't know. I I don't uh and uh it's uh I I don't know. Um what else? Uh one thing I also noticed was uh when he was watching the video, that was of his brother, right? The video. The disc yeah, well yeah. The or the video with the girls.

SPEAKER_02

Um, it wasn't his brother, it was um his niece, another girl, and that guy that he threw out the window.

SPEAKER_00

Oh y oh yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Because he said you raped her.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah, yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_02

Which he did.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Okay, no, never mind.

SPEAKER_02

Alright.

SPEAKER_00

Alright. Anything else? You can cut that.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Um, yeah. Um no. At the gym or no? Okay.

SPEAKER_02

It has a lot to say about these things. Um, okay, I guess I have to reword. Alright, still a lot of words. But here we go. Okay. You hear the echo? Yeah. Cool. Two!

SPEAKER_00

It's you. It's me. You're the only one who can make it echo.

SPEAKER_02

Aren't you funny?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Treadmill.

SPEAKER_00

Because I mean, like, okay, I I I'm gonna go from the trip because that's what where I've seen. You're free to do this.

SPEAKER_02

Unless you're judging me.

AI Caricatures, Backlash, And Art Ethics

SPEAKER_00

I'm not judging you that much. Alright. Uh no, uh it's like when you um tell them uh uh you know with uh what would you say? Like uh not angry voice, but uh um yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, if I have a harder tone.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Uh uh then they would still do the same thing anyway. So it doesn't it seems like it doesn't really matter. I heard right.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Alright, alright. Um that was a good one. Dick extraction.

SPEAKER_00

Stretching.

SPEAKER_02

I like extraction better.

SPEAKER_00

Extraction.

SPEAKER_02

It's like a removal, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but stretching is more fun.

SPEAKER_02

All right. Or if you look on this AI picture, yeah, I have three, which would be super helpful. I did the AI trend with the caricature, I tell the open eyes to draw a caricature of me based on what you know about me. Okay. And then it asks for like a reference, like a picture of you or a picture of your family or whatever.

SPEAKER_00

I wasn't on on the picture. I noticed.

SPEAKER_02

No, you weren't.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know if you noticed, but it was already pretty squished.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I can try next time to see if it can squeeze you in there somewhere. Yeah. We'll see.

SPEAKER_00

You know, it's or do one of us uh for roasty toasty ghosty.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that would be better, I think. Um, you know, I've heard some backlash on these pictures because it's been a trend. A lot of people have been doing this.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't know.

SPEAKER_02

No, you're not on social media.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know trends.

Dry Hands, Lotion Wins, And Listener Mail

SPEAKER_02

Well, I'm I'm uh updating you on this trend.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Um, there's been people bashing it because it's uh uh taking away from actual artists, and uh you know, AI is bad for the environment because of all the like power it takes, like electricity or whatever. Okay, which kills the environment, I guess.

SPEAKER_00

I guess.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Uh so yeah, the uh those are the ones uh uh my hands feel a little bit better. I actually uh uh because I was complaining about that last week.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, a few weeks now, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and uh that um I have been uh uh using the the what is it called?

SPEAKER_02

Is it lotion?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, lotion for my hands. So it feels a little bit better.

SPEAKER_02

Good.

SPEAKER_00

Still not great, but better.

SPEAKER_02

Alright. I have to find it first, which is um it's a mission. Uh very difficult thing to do is finding things.

SPEAKER_00

Where do we get the mails? Is it uh like on the mail or is it comments on on BuzzFeed. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

It shows up.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know if we we're gonna do uh live Mad Libs at some point.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. We will have to discuss this.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

Alright.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Then uh