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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #167
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Mic Check And Tech Confusion
SPEAKER_00Is it the right one?
SPEAKER_02It's the right everything. Everything is right.
SPEAKER_00You checked it.
SPEAKER_02I didn't. That's when I asked if everything was right.
SPEAKER_00Uh okay.
SPEAKER_02If everything was doing what it was supposed to.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Did I answer you?
SPEAKER_02You said yes.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Uh because I didn't check.
SPEAKER_02No, I know. Uh I did check.
SPEAKER_00Okay, cool.
SPEAKER_02Because I knew that you were lying to me. Yeah, or didn't actually know.
SPEAKER_00Did I check my phone? I don't know what I did.
SPEAKER_02You were fixing with the microphone and stuff. Okay, you think.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, okay. Maybe that's I was checking the microphone. So I did check the microphone. Here. Yeah. Not on there.
SPEAKER_02Not the settings.
SPEAKER_00No. No. That's I'm not a scientist. No, I'm not a uh computer nerd. That's I don't I don't know things about computers. I'm not a techie.
SPEAKER_02No, I guess not.
SPEAKER_00No. That's you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'd say so. I'm okay with that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. But I know movies.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. You are a movie nerd.
SPEAKER_00I I am.
Nerd Identity And Popularity
SPEAKER_02Not a technological nerd.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_02And that's okay too.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I'm i I'm the worst kind of nerd because I'm stupid too. I'm stupid and I'm a nerd. That's like two negatives. Which becomes a positive, right?
SPEAKER_02I don't see being a nerd as being negative.
SPEAKER_00Okay, no. Well, in school it wasn't very popular.
SPEAKER_02No. But nowadays I think we need nerds.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Nowadays I'm I'm sure nerds are more popular than what we were when I grew up. Or we grew up.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm. Well, being a nerd gets you money.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah. Well, if you're a smart nerd.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Not if you're a movie geek like me.
SPEAKER_02You don't you don't you don't really do anything with it. You just like know things.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I don't know what how could that possibly uh earn me money?
SPEAKER_02I don't know. This is a subject for another episode.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I think I think we can get to the bottom of this.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Okay.
Birthdays, Gifts, And The Semla Tour
SPEAKER_02Remember this for next week.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Today is 167, so we've got time.
SPEAKER_00I was thinking, are we still uh thinking about doing uh uh bad words part two? Uh and I think so 169. Yeah. That's the day before my birthday.
SPEAKER_02Exciting.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Yeah. That's that's fun.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Um I hope it's okay. I I am not getting any physical gifts for you.
SPEAKER_00No, that's that's fine.
SPEAKER_02I did. I did.
SPEAKER_00You did?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Well, I said the DNA test was coming in.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02But and we were gonna do the semla tour.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And that's all I really have for you.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Uh the semla tour is still on?
SPEAKER_02I think so.
SPEAKER_00Well, that's mm physical enough for me.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Semna.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Sigh. Do I have to do the semlatour?
Kicking Off Roasty Toasty Ghostie
SPEAKER_02Well, no, it was more like my sister texted me and I was trying to answer her, and then she texted me again while I was trying to answer her. So like it popped up over the keyboard. I was like, I can't answer you.
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_02And that's why I sighed. I signed her.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_02Okay. So next week we are going to uh decide uh how to take advantage of your talent. Yeah. And today we are going to save my parenting life. Yeah. All right.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02All right. Hello. And welcome. Doing this again. To Roasty Toasty Ghostie. The podcast. Yeah. Yeah. My name is Lauren.
SPEAKER_00And I am Matias.
SPEAKER_02I just thought of something and I want to do it again.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00We can read.
SPEAKER_02You won't remember, but I will. And then I'll give you looks when you're like doing it wrong.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like you're doing it wrong.
SPEAKER_00You're like, what?
SPEAKER_01What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. Uh.
SPEAKER_00Did you call me an asset?
SPEAKER_01Ass hat.
Adam Sandler Voices And Comedy Styles
SPEAKER_00So were we talking about the week?
SPEAKER_02Did you have anything special to say about the week? No.
SPEAKER_00No. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_02Then I'm gonna skip ahead.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we can do it.
SPEAKER_02And uh say that.
SPEAKER_00But uh okay, so this um Is that how you did it too? No. No? Okay. I uh I do it very easy.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00I should have. No.
SPEAKER_02Now that I think of it, it feels like the easier way to go.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Just scream it and run away.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Uh okay, so yeah, the and it's it's pretty classic Adam Sandler, though, if you think about it.
SPEAKER_00Is it?
SPEAKER_02I think so.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02He uses that voice quite a bit when he's trying to be funny.
SPEAKER_00Well, in I mean I I Maybe not the stuttering so much. No.
SPEAKER_02But the way the voice goes like back and up.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but I'm I feel like the movies I like best uh he's using his own voice. You know, the regular voice. And I I like I mean I like it that better. It's not like he's not funny if he does his regular voice. So I don't really understand why he has to do this voice.
SPEAKER_02Have you seen his stand-up?
SPEAKER_00Uh no.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00Not really.
SPEAKER_02Because maybe that's what I'm thinking of.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_02I definitely know that I've heard him use that voice more than this time.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, okay. Cause uh not so much in his movies, I think. Okay. I I uh now uh well I haven't seen all of his movies, but uh quite a few, and this is uh I mean th with the two of us.
SPEAKER_02Between the two of us. Yeah.
Parenting Tone, Boundaries, And Frustrations
SPEAKER_00Uh let me think. Uh so yeah, I don't know. I I don't uh and uh it's uh I I don't know. Um what else? Uh one thing I also noticed was uh when he was watching the video, that was of his brother, right? The video. The disc yeah, well yeah. The or the video with the girls.
SPEAKER_02Um, it wasn't his brother, it was um his niece, another girl, and that guy that he threw out the window.
SPEAKER_00Oh y oh yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_02Because he said you raped her.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_02Which he did.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Okay, no, never mind.
SPEAKER_02Alright.
SPEAKER_00Alright. Anything else? You can cut that.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_00Um, yeah. Um no. At the gym or no? Okay.
SPEAKER_02It has a lot to say about these things. Um, okay, I guess I have to reword. Alright, still a lot of words. But here we go. Okay. You hear the echo? Yeah. Cool. Two!
SPEAKER_00It's you. It's me. You're the only one who can make it echo.
SPEAKER_02Aren't you funny?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Treadmill.
SPEAKER_00Because I mean, like, okay, I I I'm gonna go from the trip because that's what where I've seen. You're free to do this.
SPEAKER_02Unless you're judging me.
AI Caricatures, Backlash, And Art Ethics
SPEAKER_00I'm not judging you that much. Alright. Uh no, uh it's like when you um tell them uh uh you know with uh what would you say? Like uh not angry voice, but uh um yeah. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, if I have a harder tone.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Uh uh then they would still do the same thing anyway. So it doesn't it seems like it doesn't really matter. I heard right.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Alright, alright. Um that was a good one. Dick extraction.
SPEAKER_00Stretching.
SPEAKER_02I like extraction better.
SPEAKER_00Extraction.
SPEAKER_02It's like a removal, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but stretching is more fun.
SPEAKER_02All right. Or if you look on this AI picture, yeah, I have three, which would be super helpful. I did the AI trend with the caricature, I tell the open eyes to draw a caricature of me based on what you know about me. Okay. And then it asks for like a reference, like a picture of you or a picture of your family or whatever.
SPEAKER_00I wasn't on on the picture. I noticed.
SPEAKER_02No, you weren't.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_02I don't know if you noticed, but it was already pretty squished.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I can try next time to see if it can squeeze you in there somewhere. Yeah. We'll see.
SPEAKER_00You know, it's or do one of us uh for roasty toasty ghosty.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that would be better, I think. Um, you know, I've heard some backlash on these pictures because it's been a trend. A lot of people have been doing this.
SPEAKER_00I didn't know.
SPEAKER_02No, you're not on social media.
SPEAKER_00I don't know trends.
Dry Hands, Lotion Wins, And Listener Mail
SPEAKER_02Well, I'm I'm uh updating you on this trend.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02Um, there's been people bashing it because it's uh uh taking away from actual artists, and uh you know, AI is bad for the environment because of all the like power it takes, like electricity or whatever. Okay, which kills the environment, I guess.
SPEAKER_00I guess.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Uh so yeah, the uh those are the ones uh uh my hands feel a little bit better. I actually uh uh because I was complaining about that last week.
SPEAKER_02Oh, a few weeks now, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and uh that um I have been uh uh using the the what is it called?
SPEAKER_02Is it lotion?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, lotion for my hands. So it feels a little bit better.
SPEAKER_02Good.
SPEAKER_00Still not great, but better.
SPEAKER_02Alright. I have to find it first, which is um it's a mission. Uh very difficult thing to do is finding things.
SPEAKER_00Where do we get the mails? Is it uh like on the mail or is it comments on on BuzzFeed. Okay.
SPEAKER_02It shows up.
SPEAKER_00I don't know if we we're gonna do uh live Mad Libs at some point.
SPEAKER_02Oh. We will have to discuss this.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02Alright.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Then uh