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[Leftovers] #168
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Hi.
SPEAKER_01:Hello. Enough time wasted.
SPEAKER_02:Right. We need to uh get through this.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. We need to get wasted.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know. I mean, those are full.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Oh. They're the ones that we uh never opened.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02:I replaced the empty ones with the full ones.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. Hmm.
SPEAKER_02:So they're there. If you feel like it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, maybe not today though.
SPEAKER_02:Ugh.
SPEAKER_01:Sigh.
SPEAKER_02:So are you ready for tomorrow?
SPEAKER_01:Uh ready for moving in. Yeah. Yeah. Uh I'd say so.
SPEAKER_02:Is everything done? Ready to go?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I think so. Go ahead. Well, we're gonna go there, maybe take like a um uh kitchen table and stuff like that with us and uh take, you know, measurements when we get there for like the couch, the big couch.
SPEAKER_02:Well the bed should be going in there first.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:So that should be going with the table.
SPEAKER_01:Mm-hmm. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:And then see how much space is left.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. And uh yeah, because uh the uh what's m most worrisome is the big couch. Yeah, so that's like the mm, I don't know, the biggest worry. But yeah, we'll see. We're gonna do some measuring.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:So yeah. Uh it's gonna be interesting.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:And uh was it something else you were thinking about? Like uh what I was ready for.
SPEAKER_02:Well, I mean, i it's not just the stuff, but like the technical things as well, like the insurance and the internet and the address and such.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, the insurance. But I mean as so uh as long as I um yeah. That's I didn't even think about that. No that um I just got fired.
SPEAKER_02:But you're still in London's.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I am. As long as I pay that, I should have the insurance, right? Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:But I think you have to switch your address on their site as well.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. Yeah, I'm not ready with that. Uh or I haven't done that, so so if that's what you meant, no, I haven't done it.
SPEAKER_00:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Simple answer.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Alright.
SPEAKER_02:Uh I'm no politician who just avoids You want to dance around the question and uh then answer a different question? Yeah. In the end?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, exactly. No, I'm not like that.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:When I understand what the question is, I can answer it, hopefully.
SPEAKER_02:Good.
SPEAKER_01:Did we have uh a plan for today?
SPEAKER_02:Yes, we did.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. Do you remember?
SPEAKER_02:W yes.
SPEAKER_01:Good. Because I don't Yeah. It's my turn, right? Yeah. And you said something else. You you put it more uh uh you know, you put it better last week and I don't remember that.
SPEAKER_02:No.
SPEAKER_01:So but I'm gonna go with that. That we're gonna be your besties for besties for an hour or so.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:I I when I say besties, I it's sounds like festies to me.
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna be your besties.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Soft.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Um, so we're gonna be uh your soft for an hour or so. Yes. Um okay, so um um yeah. Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:You're not gonna survive this.
SPEAKER_01:Our body sounds terrible. Oh my god, this is gonna be the last episode.
SPEAKER_02:Ever.
SPEAKER_01:Yep, we're gonna die here.
SPEAKER_02:Take your time.
SPEAKER_01:Dying? Yes. Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_02:I wanna get on recording. Yeah. Oh my god. For content. I said it you said in hours that was if you're gonna die, like at least prolong it to like an hour or so.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that would be good, because yeah, I mean, we want a full full-length episode. Right. Yeah, we're doing well so far.
SPEAKER_02:And um that wait, not vexing some tone.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, okay, okay, okay. Parent meetings. Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_02:So you went Did you have something else say about the week?
SPEAKER_01:Uh no, not really.
SPEAKER_02:I just kinda jumped into it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. No, uh nothing uh I don't think we're okay. Yeah. Alright. Let's talk about movies.
SPEAKER_02:Did you have plans for your birthday?
SPEAKER_01:Um, I know that we're gonna be um uh at my parents and um celebrate me with get used to saying that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna be at mom's house.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. So yeah, that that's where we're gonna celebrate me. And uh yeah, the that's what I know so far. Okay. Why?
SPEAKER_02:Uh I was just wondering.
SPEAKER_01:I mean I But you're busy. Yeah, I I don't know if I can promise you to kidnap me that day, but maybe Sunday?
SPEAKER_02:Sundays are always busy for me.
SPEAKER_01:Oh. Well, I like any day of the week would probably work for me now. So yeah. We'll see. We'll see.
SPEAKER_02:I'll have to find my least busy day, but we'll see.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we'll see.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Was there something you had in mind?
SPEAKER_01:We were talking about the Semla thing.
SPEAKER_02:Do you still want to do that?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Okay. Unless you don't.
SPEAKER_02:We can still do that.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah?
SPEAKER_02:Hold on.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, I'm open for other things too. It's not uh probably not gonna be like um I'm gonna say no. Well, it depends on what we're what you want me to do. If you're gonna like, hey Matias, jump in this lake or something.
SPEAKER_02:I'm I'm I'm gonna Good luck, everything is ice.
SPEAKER_01:Well, they can cut them open because people do the fishing uh and uh like bathing and the That's disgusting. Yeah, I so gross. Yeah. I don't wanna do that.
SPEAKER_02:Were you thinking about going uh getting your gym card already?
SPEAKER_01:Or I haven't thought well, I have thought about it, but I yeah, maybe I should we should do that.
SPEAKER_02:I had another idea though.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:If you're gonna be staying at your apartment next week, I was thinking that uh we still have some episodes left to watch.
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Fubar. So should we maybe try to get through that before we go to the gym together?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we can do that.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, you can still get your gym card and go whenever you want. You have the entire week to go now.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_02:You can like stay there for the week. You could live at the gym instead.
SPEAKER_01:I'm gonna be a gym rat.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, you're gonna be running around the gym.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. And in my wheel.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Yeah. Treadmill wheel thing.
SPEAKER_01:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02:Um, like they have like big hamster wheels for cats now. Have you seen those?
SPEAKER_01:No, but uh that's cool. Sounds cool.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it's like a much bigger hamster wheel that cats will run on. You should get one of those in human size.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I kinda want that.
SPEAKER_02:How cool. Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Uh would you like to move on?
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah, let's move on. And uh then he uh falls in love with a girl who's about to get a wedding and uh get married, yeah. Yeah, get married at a wedding. You know, uh she's having a wedding. I don't know. What what what do you say?
SPEAKER_02:How do you I said she's gonna get married.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, and have a wedding. I just wanted to get the word wedding in. Okay. Because it's the wedding senior. Uh and um uh he was left at the wedding. No, he he uh I also like the movie for those Billy Idol.
SPEAKER_02:Um trying to think if I remember anyone else in this movie. Alright.
SPEAKER_01:Well uh yeah. And uh it's funny because Valentine's Day, that's that makes uh seven years ago I got fussed.
SPEAKER_02:Ah good timing. Really, you're gonna burp.
SPEAKER_01:No. Okay. It was just my throat singing.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, is that where you're gonna? Yeah. I'm growling.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. You know, every time I'm burping. I'm growling. Yeah, every time you think I'm burping, I'm not I'm growling.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. Are we back?
SPEAKER_01:You know what?
SPEAKER_02:They would want that as like a uh like a resume or no they as uh it's uh mira tierande. Yeah. Right? What's that? It's like preferred.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's uh yeah, I d I don't know the but I know what you mean.
unknown:Okay, cool.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Uh I thought you meant me.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. No, I did ask you. I was just bouncing it off on myself.
SPEAKER_01:I I I thought you meant m when you said me neither, that you meant uh you don't see me as a I don't know. No.
SPEAKER_02:Uh okay. You've good timing, thank you.
SPEAKER_01:That's your reaction to my Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01:Um We have the best reactions today.
SPEAKER_02:We really do. Uh leave it. No, I was No, I was thinking I had the idea of remaking my vlogs. Oh, okay. Um Anne Shipping.
SPEAKER_00:Ooh.
SPEAKER_01:Right? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:And you would be there instead of instead of Mike.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_02:Um uh but I don't remember which year we were gonna do that. Was it it was 2011.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:We went.
SPEAKER_01:So now it's fifteen years ago.
SPEAKER_02:No, it's fifteen years.
SPEAKER_01:Or do you wanna wait another five years?
SPEAKER_02:No, I had the thought of doing it 13 years later, but that's already passed.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I guess it doesn't really matter.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, fifteen is pretty good.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Fifteen's a good number.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I guess it doesn't really matter when.
SPEAKER_01:No, not really.
SPEAKER_02:Anyway, anyway.
SPEAKER_01:You know, remakes don't really like wait until a specific 30 years later. Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_02:Um. Okay. I did my bet.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that's how all the Swedish are saying Swedes are. Um should look that up.
SPEAKER_02:Yes. Hold on. I'm gonna I'm gonna sidetrack here. What was it? Stockholm International Horse Show. Film festival.
SPEAKER_00:No.
SPEAKER_02:No horses? Okay. There's a junior program. This year's theme is Misunderstood Small Monsters. Awww. How cute. Um, but save the dates. Film audit. Not just in November. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum bum bum film Oh next month. Okay. Stockholm's Film Festival Junior from the 23rd to 29th of March. Uh it's it's a festival for kids, maybe.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Uh I think we could still go. I don't think it's just I don't think just kids can go. Wow. I know what I want to do for my birthday.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:They have a drive-in theater the 10th to 14th of June.
SPEAKER_01:Wow. In Stockholm.
SPEAKER_02:In I'm assuming it doesn't say where, but maybe if I go into I wonder what movies they gonna show. They've had this since 2020.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, really?
SPEAKER_02:Um, I wanna do this. Hold on. Hello. You need time. Very cool. I can't hear you. Am I on speakerphone? Am I on speakerphone? Because I can't hear you. Oh, wow. Hi. Hello. Uh, you want time? Yes. Yeah. Okay. I will pick that. Okay. Love you. Bye. Okay. Um. There we go. Okay. Um, and then there's the film festival in November.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. For adults.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, but I think the kids one is just kids' movies.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Which I'll still watch kids' movies. That's still fun.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. So we can go, we can check it out, and maybe we can uh find some friends and start networking.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Fine.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, you've got all casts, then you've got well, CSN if you don't tell her. And then uh yeah. Yeah. As long as you're still looking for jobs. You still have an income.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Hey. Hey. Can I go to the toilet? No. No. Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_02:I'll pause.
SPEAKER_01:You can pause.
SPEAKER_02:Pause.
SPEAKER_01:Uh okay.
SPEAKER_02:Uh oh yeah. And the short courses. Um, let's see. Uh sorry. I uh I'm not sure where to go now.
SPEAKER_01:No, I don't know either.
SPEAKER_02:What what should I write?
SPEAKER_01:I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:Um uh excuse them.
SPEAKER_01:Excuse me.
SPEAKER_02:Uh I had four. Writing was that yeah, that was that was one of them. Um journalist, cinema, volunteer, uh, content. And let's create a plan to get Matias into these fields of uh blogging slash video content slash podcasting, and then uh what else did we say? Working at a cinema.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. And uh film festival or what?
SPEAKER_02:Um film festival, volunteering, and a short course. Oh yeah. Right? How can he get started? Sure. Let's say that.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Uh focus on structure and clarity.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Who keeps count?
SPEAKER_02:Um, the word document program.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:The you know, like Google Docs.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:It will count your words for you. I can help you without. Documents, that's my thing. Uh be neighbors with me.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:While you still can be. Because it's slowly coming to a stop.
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I did have a shift scheduled for tomorrow and then it got taken away.
SPEAKER_00:Oh. That's not.
SPEAKER_02:So I have a s I have a a shift scheduled for next Saturday. We'll see how long that lasts.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Um since we're pretty much at the end of the episode, I want to know what is currently ruining your life before we wrap this up.
SPEAKER_01:Before we wrap this up.
SPEAKER_02:Alright. Well, what's ruining my life is the same.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. No, my uh