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[Leftovers] #168
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Awkward Start And Moving Prep
SPEAKER_02Hi.
SPEAKER_01Hello. Enough time wasted.
SPEAKER_02Right. We need to uh get through this.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. We need to get wasted.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I mean, those are full.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh. They're the ones that we uh never opened.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02I replaced the empty ones with the full ones.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Hmm.
SPEAKER_02So they're there. If you feel like it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, maybe not today though.
SPEAKER_02Ugh.
SPEAKER_01Sigh.
SPEAKER_02So are you ready for tomorrow?
SPEAKER_01Uh ready for moving in. Yeah. Yeah. Uh I'd say so.
SPEAKER_02Is everything done? Ready to go?
Furniture Tetris And Space Worries
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think so. Go ahead. Well, we're gonna go there, maybe take like a um uh kitchen table and stuff like that with us and uh take, you know, measurements when we get there for like the couch, the big couch.
SPEAKER_02Well the bed should be going in there first.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So that should be going with the table.
SPEAKER_01Mm-hmm. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And then see how much space is left.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And uh yeah, because uh the uh what's m most worrisome is the big couch. Yeah, so that's like the mm, I don't know, the biggest worry. But yeah, we'll see. We're gonna do some measuring.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So yeah. Uh it's gonna be interesting.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
Insurance, Address Changes, And Job Loss
SPEAKER_01And uh was it something else you were thinking about? Like uh what I was ready for.
SPEAKER_02Well, I mean, i it's not just the stuff, but like the technical things as well, like the insurance and the internet and the address and such.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, the insurance. But I mean as so uh as long as I um yeah. That's I didn't even think about that. No that um I just got fired.
SPEAKER_02But you're still in London's.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I am. As long as I pay that, I should have the insurance, right? Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But I think you have to switch your address on their site as well.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Yeah, I'm not ready with that. Uh or I haven't done that, so so if that's what you meant, no, I haven't done it.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Simple answer.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Alright.
SPEAKER_02Uh I'm no politician who just avoids You want to dance around the question and uh then answer a different question? Yeah. In the end?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, exactly. No, I'm not like that.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_01When I understand what the question is, I can answer it, hopefully.
SPEAKER_02Good.
SPEAKER_01Did we have uh a plan for today?
SPEAKER_02Yes, we did.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Do you remember?
SPEAKER_02W yes.
SPEAKER_01Good. Because I don't Yeah. It's my turn, right? Yeah. And you said something else. You you put it more uh uh you know, you put it better last week and I don't remember that.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_01So but I'm gonna go with that. That we're gonna be your besties for besties for an hour or so.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_01I I when I say besties, I it's sounds like festies to me.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna be your besties.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Soft.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um, so we're gonna be uh your soft for an hour or so. Yes. Um okay, so um um yeah. Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_00You're not gonna survive this.
SPEAKER_01Our body sounds terrible. Oh my god, this is gonna be the last episode.
SPEAKER_02Ever.
SPEAKER_01Yep, we're gonna die here.
SPEAKER_02Take your time.
SPEAKER_01Dying? Yes. Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_02I wanna get on recording. Yeah. Oh my god. For content. I said it you said in hours that was if you're gonna die, like at least prolong it to like an hour or so.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that would be good, because yeah, I mean, we want a full full-length episode. Right. Yeah, we're doing well so far.
SPEAKER_02And um that wait, not vexing some tone.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay, okay, okay. Parent meetings. Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_02So you went Did you have something else say about the week?
SPEAKER_01Uh no, not really.
SPEAKER_02I just kinda jumped into it.
Birthday Logistics And Scheduling Juggle
SPEAKER_01Yeah. No, uh nothing uh I don't think we're okay. Yeah. Alright. Let's talk about movies.
SPEAKER_02Did you have plans for your birthday?
SPEAKER_01Um, I know that we're gonna be um uh at my parents and um celebrate me with get used to saying that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna be at mom's house.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So yeah, that that's where we're gonna celebrate me. And uh yeah, the that's what I know so far. Okay. Why?
SPEAKER_02Uh I was just wondering.
SPEAKER_01I mean I But you're busy. Yeah, I I don't know if I can promise you to kidnap me that day, but maybe Sunday?
SPEAKER_02Sundays are always busy for me.
SPEAKER_01Oh. Well, I like any day of the week would probably work for me now. So yeah. We'll see. We'll see.
SPEAKER_02I'll have to find my least busy day, but we'll see.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, we'll see.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Was there something you had in mind?
SPEAKER_01We were talking about the Semla thing.
SPEAKER_02Do you still want to do that?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Okay. Unless you don't.
SPEAKER_02We can still do that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah?
SPEAKER_02Hold on.
SPEAKER_01I mean, I'm open for other things too. It's not uh probably not gonna be like um I'm gonna say no. Well, it depends on what we're what you want me to do. If you're gonna like, hey Matias, jump in this lake or something.
SPEAKER_02I'm I'm I'm gonna Good luck, everything is ice.
Gym Card Or TV Binge
SPEAKER_01Well, they can cut them open because people do the fishing uh and uh like bathing and the That's disgusting. Yeah, I so gross. Yeah. I don't wanna do that.
SPEAKER_02Were you thinking about going uh getting your gym card already?
SPEAKER_01Or I haven't thought well, I have thought about it, but I yeah, maybe I should we should do that.
SPEAKER_02I had another idea though.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_02If you're gonna be staying at your apartment next week, I was thinking that uh we still have some episodes left to watch.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02Fubar. So should we maybe try to get through that before we go to the gym together?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, we can do that.
SPEAKER_02I mean, you can still get your gym card and go whenever you want. You have the entire week to go now.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_02You can like stay there for the week. You could live at the gym instead.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna be a gym rat.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're gonna be running around the gym.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And in my wheel.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah. Treadmill wheel thing.
SPEAKER_01Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02Um, like they have like big hamster wheels for cats now. Have you seen those?
SPEAKER_01No, but uh that's cool. Sounds cool.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's like a much bigger hamster wheel that cats will run on. You should get one of those in human size.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I kinda want that.
Hamster Wheels, Cats, And Gym Rats
SPEAKER_02How cool. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_02Uh would you like to move on?
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, let's move on. And uh then he uh falls in love with a girl who's about to get a wedding and uh get married, yeah. Yeah, get married at a wedding. You know, uh she's having a wedding. I don't know. What what what do you say?
SPEAKER_02How do you I said she's gonna get married.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and have a wedding. I just wanted to get the word wedding in. Okay. Because it's the wedding senior. Uh and um uh he was left at the wedding. No, he he uh I also like the movie for those Billy Idol.
SPEAKER_02Um trying to think if I remember anyone else in this movie. Alright.
SPEAKER_01Well uh yeah. And uh it's funny because Valentine's Day, that's that makes uh seven years ago I got fussed.
Wedding Movie Tangent And Timing
SPEAKER_02Ah good timing. Really, you're gonna burp.
SPEAKER_01No. Okay. It was just my throat singing.
SPEAKER_02Oh, is that where you're gonna? Yeah. I'm growling.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. You know, every time I'm burping. I'm growling. Yeah, every time you think I'm burping, I'm not I'm growling.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Are we back?
SPEAKER_01You know what?
SPEAKER_02They would want that as like a uh like a resume or no they as uh it's uh mira tierande. Yeah. Right? What's that? It's like preferred.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's uh yeah, I d I don't know the but I know what you mean.
unknownOkay, cool.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_01Uh I thought you meant me.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. No, I did ask you. I was just bouncing it off on myself.
SPEAKER_01I I I thought you meant m when you said me neither, that you meant uh you don't see me as a I don't know. No.
SPEAKER_02Uh okay. You've good timing, thank you.
SPEAKER_01That's your reaction to my Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01Um We have the best reactions today.
SPEAKER_02We really do. Uh leave it. No, I was No, I was thinking I had the idea of remaking my vlogs. Oh, okay. Um Anne Shipping.
SPEAKER_00Ooh.
SPEAKER_01Right? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And you would be there instead of instead of Mike.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, okay.
Vlogs Remake And Film Festival Ideas
SPEAKER_02Um uh but I don't remember which year we were gonna do that. Was it it was 2011.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02We went.
SPEAKER_01So now it's fifteen years ago.
SPEAKER_02No, it's fifteen years.
SPEAKER_01Or do you wanna wait another five years?
SPEAKER_02No, I had the thought of doing it 13 years later, but that's already passed.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I guess it doesn't really matter.
SPEAKER_01I mean, fifteen is pretty good.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Fifteen's a good number.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I guess it doesn't really matter when.
SPEAKER_01No, not really.
SPEAKER_02Anyway, anyway.
SPEAKER_01You know, remakes don't really like wait until a specific 30 years later. Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_02Um. Okay. I did my bet.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's how all the Swedish are saying Swedes are. Um should look that up.
SPEAKER_02Yes. Hold on. I'm gonna I'm gonna sidetrack here. What was it? Stockholm International Horse Show. Film festival.
SPEAKER_00No.
Drive-In Dreams And Festival Dates
SPEAKER_02No horses? Okay. There's a junior program. This year's theme is Misunderstood Small Monsters. Awww. How cute. Um, but save the dates. Film audit. Not just in November. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum bum bum film Oh next month. Okay. Stockholm's Film Festival Junior from the 23rd to 29th of March. Uh it's it's a festival for kids, maybe.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Uh I think we could still go. I don't think it's just I don't think just kids can go. Wow. I know what I want to do for my birthday.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_02They have a drive-in theater the 10th to 14th of June.
SPEAKER_01Wow. In Stockholm.
SPEAKER_02In I'm assuming it doesn't say where, but maybe if I go into I wonder what movies they gonna show. They've had this since 2020.
SPEAKER_01Oh, really?
SPEAKER_02Um, I wanna do this. Hold on. Hello. You need time. Very cool. I can't hear you. Am I on speakerphone? Am I on speakerphone? Because I can't hear you. Oh, wow. Hi. Hello. Uh, you want time? Yes. Yeah. Okay. I will pick that. Okay. Love you. Bye. Okay. Um. There we go. Okay. Um, and then there's the film festival in November.
SPEAKER_01Okay. For adults.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but I think the kids one is just kids' movies.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_02Which I'll still watch kids' movies. That's still fun.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Okay. So we can go, we can check it out, and maybe we can uh find some friends and start networking.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Fine.
Networking, Income Stopgaps, And CSN
SPEAKER_02I mean, you've got all casts, then you've got well, CSN if you don't tell her. And then uh yeah. Yeah. As long as you're still looking for jobs. You still have an income.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Hey. Hey. Can I go to the toilet? No. No. Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_02I'll pause.
SPEAKER_01You can pause.
SPEAKER_02Pause.
SPEAKER_01Uh okay.
SPEAKER_02Uh oh yeah. And the short courses. Um, let's see. Uh sorry. I uh I'm not sure where to go now.
SPEAKER_01No, I don't know either.
SPEAKER_02What what should I write?
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Um uh excuse them.
SPEAKER_01Excuse me.
SPEAKER_02Uh I had four. Writing was that yeah, that was that was one of them. Um journalist, cinema, volunteer, uh, content. And let's create a plan to get Matias into these fields of uh blogging slash video content slash podcasting, and then uh what else did we say? Working at a cinema.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. And uh film festival or what?
SPEAKER_02Um film festival, volunteering, and a short course. Oh yeah. Right? How can he get started? Sure. Let's say that.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_02Uh focus on structure and clarity.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Who keeps count?
SPEAKER_02Um, the word document program.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
Short Courses And Career Map
SPEAKER_02The you know, like Google Docs.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It will count your words for you. I can help you without. Documents, that's my thing. Uh be neighbors with me.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02While you still can be. Because it's slowly coming to a stop.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02I did have a shift scheduled for tomorrow and then it got taken away.
SPEAKER_00Oh. That's not.
SPEAKER_02So I have a s I have a a shift scheduled for next Saturday. We'll see how long that lasts.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Um since we're pretty much at the end of the episode, I want to know what is currently ruining your life before we wrap this up.
SPEAKER_01Before we wrap this up.
SPEAKER_02Alright. Well, what's ruining my life is the same.
SPEAKER_01Okay. No, my uh