[Leftovers] #170

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Chapters

• 0:00 Awkward Open And Running Jokes
• 0:20 Weigh-In Nerves And Numbers
• 2:45 Candy At Home And Temptation
• 3:45 Debating Gym Cards And Timing
• 6:20 Calendar Math And Motivation
• 9:05 Family, Noise, And Social Energy
• 11:15 A Clumsy Injury And Weekly Chaos
• 13:10 Movie Faces And Comfort Watches
• 14:30 Dinner Logistics And Shared Treats
• 15:35 Preconceptions, Language Slips, And Banter

Transcript

Awkward Open And Running Jokes

SPEAKER_03 0:00

I don't want it.

SPEAKER_00 0:01

Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 0:02

Good.

SPEAKER_00 0:03

Um wait, did I say that on recording? Sorry. That's not good. No. I'm gonna use it everywhere in this.

SPEAKER_03 0:10

Yeah, every time you're being an idiot. Yeah. I'm gonna have you apologize afterwards.

SPEAKER_01 0:17

Yeah.

Weigh-In Nerves And Numbers

SPEAKER_03 0:17

Say something dumb and be like, sorry. And it is going home.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:22

Have you weighed yourself this week? I'm just wondering.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

I uh well, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:28

Yeah, it's not good. It's not good. No. I'm not feeling good.

SPEAKER_00 0:32

No, I feel uh uh it's been worse. So it's not like catastrophical, but uh it's not good.

SPEAKER_03 0:40

Okay. Do you remember the last uh number you had?

SPEAKER_00 0:44

This week or before.

SPEAKER_03 0:45

Uh the most recent one.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

The most recent one, I yeah, I do remember.

SPEAKER_03 0:51

Oh, are you willing to share?

SPEAKER_00 0:52

Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_03 0:54

Is it 117?

SPEAKER_00 0:56

Uh no. So uh well, if you expect that, then it's gonna be then my number is gonna sound good.

SPEAKER_03 1:03

Okay. So like I'm gonna say 116. Here I am. I'm gonna guess your weight, which is a really fun game.

SPEAKER_00 1:12

Yeah, okay. Are you also gonna guess the point?

SPEAKER_03 1:16

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:16

No, okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:17

I'm gonna I'm gonna round it.

SPEAKER_00 1:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

And you can tell me if you write or if I'm close.

SPEAKER_00 1:25

Do I have to round it up if it's like over 0.5?

SPEAKER_03 1:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

Okay, damn it. Darn it.

SPEAKER_03 1:32

Yeah, five is up, and then anything under five is down.

SPEAKER_00 1:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:36

Yeah. Uh yeah. Okay. So I don't remember where you were at last time, but I'm gonna say uh 104.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

Oh my god, no.

SPEAKER_03 1:47

No? Okay, much more.

SPEAKER_00 1:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:49

Okay. Okay, then what what what what is it then?

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Uh I'm not gonna round it up. I'm gonna say that's what you say. Yeah, 110.7.

SPEAKER_03 1:57

Okay, all right.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

I am before that was 109, so it's just one job.

SPEAKER_03 2:06

Okay. I was at 87 exactly this morning.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:11

Uh, which is more than I wanted to be.

SPEAKER_00 2:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:15

But I've been good all week, so I don't know I don't even want to know where I was at at the beginning of the week.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

No. I've been good today.

SPEAKER_03 2:22

That's good. Because you haven't eaten anything except for the cool yeah. Okay. Are you gonna keep it that way or are you gonna eat everything when you get home?

SPEAKER_00 2:31

Um I'm gonna eat food when I get home.

SPEAKER_03 2:33

Everything.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

All of the food.

SPEAKER_03 2:35

Yeah. No now I'm wondering where I'm gonna cut in.

Candy At Home And Temptation

SPEAKER_00 2:41

Okay. Uh you know what the I don't know. No. You don't know what the is this uh code word?

SPEAKER_04 2:49

Yeah, no. Are you hinting something? I don't I don't get it.

SPEAKER_00 2:53

Do you know what the worst part with my apartment is?

SPEAKER_04 2:56

Uh well, well I can go through a list.

SPEAKER_00 3:00

Oh, okay. It's that bad.

SPEAKER_04 3:03

Oh, I'm sorry. Not right now. No.

SPEAKER_03 3:06

Well, uh no, no, no. Anyway, why? What's the worst?

SPEAKER_00 3:09

Uh it's that um like uh I'm uh it was supposed to be like my new better self, uh where I can, you know, be good. But now the people at home fills it with candies and uh and uh uh you know uh energy drinks and chips and like everything like all bad Well that's when you gotta say no. Yeah, well they already bought it and I well most of that I got uh for my birthday too.

Debating Gym Cards And Timing

SPEAKER_03 3:44

So Okay. Well that's different, but no more you can finish it, but no more.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Yeah, I'll do my best tomorrow.

SPEAKER_04 3:55

Sure.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

Uh but uh we're also uh we're talking about getting uh gym cards.

SPEAKER_03 4:03

Yeah, that hasn't happened.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

It it hasn't.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

You haven't really moved in yet, so we haven't really had opportunity.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

No. Well, we still have opportunity to get cards if we want to.

SPEAKER_03 4:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

It's not like I need to move in to get cards.

SPEAKER_03 4:17

No, but I want to get mine like you know, when I know that we're gonna start.

SPEAKER_00 4:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

To get the most out of it. Because I don't want to buy it and then like buy like a month card or something and then not go for two weeks and then I have only three weeks left. You know?

SPEAKER_00 4:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:35

Or two.

SPEAKER_01 4:35

Oh no. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:37

Some weeks are five weeks.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

Didn't you go to math?

SPEAKER_03 4:43

It's been a while.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:45

Some months have five weeks.

SPEAKER_00 4:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:48

Right?

SPEAKER_00 4:49

Yeah. Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:50

Sometimes I don't know. I just count the the rows on the calendar.

SPEAKER_00 4:58

Yeah, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:59

But you know where I'm coming from. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you don't agree with me. What? Are you not agreeing with me?

SPEAKER_00 5:05

Uh I agree with you. Because it sounds like you're like, but I mean I'm also stating a fact.

SPEAKER_03 5:12

That there's four weeks in a month.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Uh that too. And uh that we we haven't got uh the the cards yet.

SPEAKER_03 5:20

Right.

SPEAKER_00 5:21

That is a fact.

SPEAKER_03 5:22

Maybe the day that I know that you'll be there on a Wednesday, then I'll get a gym card.

SPEAKER_00 5:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:29

Or renew mine. Reactivate my tag.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:32

Because I have it. I found it.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Yeah, I have my tag too. If it w it still works.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

It should still work.

SPEAKER_00 5:38

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:40

Apparently, uh one of the kids at boxing, his parents own that gym.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:47

So I somewhat have a connection. I've never met them.

SPEAKER_00 5:50

Okay, so we could get a discount?

SPEAKER_03 5:53

I don't think so. No. No.

SPEAKER_00 5:57

That's the worst part with not being fussed. Then we could like have a discount.

SPEAKER_03 6:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

Or free. It depends on how much it is.

SPEAKER_03 6:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:06

Oh well. So yeah. That was that. Uh we're gonna get better.

SPEAKER_03 6:12

We'll see.

SPEAKER_00 6:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 6:13

I would like to.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

Yeah, me too. And I believe in us. I've done it before.

Calendar Math And Motivation

SPEAKER_03 6:18

Yeah. Just need to get motivated.

SPEAKER_00 6:20

Yeah. We do. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 6:23

I'm playing with the cord. Oh. It was all tangled.

SPEAKER_00 6:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 6:28

So Do you have anything planned for later?

SPEAKER_00 6:31

Um history lesson. Yes. Not really, no.

SPEAKER_03 6:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:37

But I maybe can come up with You had time to think about it. Yeah. But um that doesn't mean I came up with anything.

SPEAKER_03 6:46

Okay. Is tomorrow the last day of February? Yeah. Okay. Crazy.

SPEAKER_00 6:52

Crazy.

SPEAKER_03 6:53

Why why do months go so fast?

SPEAKER_00 6:56

This is a short month. Yeah. So it it's only four weeks.

SPEAKER_03 7:00

It's only four weeks. Yeah. I guess um. Sometimes months are five weeks. Sometimes.

SPEAKER_00 7:06

Sometimes. It happens.

SPEAKER_03 7:08

Not this one.

SPEAKER_00 7:09

No. Because it's a short month and it's my month.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:14

Yep. I think it's your turn.

SPEAKER_03 7:16

Is it? Mm. Okay. It is. And you're right. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:26

Sorry. Oh. Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 7:29

It seems like you're on the same level as last one.

SPEAKER_00 7:32

Yeah, yeah, I am.

SPEAKER_03 7:33

What?

SPEAKER_00 7:34

What what did you say? Uh better.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

Uh sor I'm gonna I'm gonna put in that sorry here. Um you didn't inv invite me, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 7:50

Did you call no? Uh what?

SPEAKER_03 7:55

I didn't know. All the other years you've said no.

SPEAKER_00 7:58

Yeah, but if you remember this summer, you you were there quite a few times.

SPEAKER_03 8:04

Yeah, but I think you we can't really be outside right now.

SPEAKER_00 8:07

You've been closer to my family. So yeah. I but then again we were quite a few there, and it was kind of loud.

SPEAKER_03 8:16

And I take up a lot of space.

SPEAKER_00 8:18

Well, I don't think you like the loud people.

SPEAKER_03 8:21

I don't mind the loud people.

SPEAKER_00 8:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 8:23

You've met my family.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:26

There's not many, but they are loud.

SPEAKER_00 8:28

They're not that loud.

SPEAKER_03 8:31

The country I come from is loud.

SPEAKER_00 8:33

Yeah. It can be loud. But you have met some loud people. They were there, and I don't know how I didn't have a problem. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 8:43

It was other people who had problems. Not me.

SPEAKER_00 8:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 8:47

I mean, the worst of them isn't even there anymore. No. So that's not a problem.

SPEAKER_00 8:51

No. Yeah, I mean uh you're so if you're uh unsure you can ask.

SPEAKER_03 8:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:59

But uh you uh said happy birthday.

SPEAKER_03 9:02

I did.

Family, Noise, And Social Energy

SPEAKER_00 9:03

You did. And uh you also uh well I uh you know uh uh what what do you uh what do you call when you uh I uh You tilted your head back to give that last sip. Yeah, exactly. You know, pause.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

Hey thank you Did I get a maca?

SPEAKER_03 9:23

No, I think you Matthias wants your maca. Bye bye bye.

SPEAKER_00 9:34

I I was already done with the thing I did on the toilet. I just didn't wanna so yeah, I needed to solve the whole thing. And uh uh then when I was uh uh ready to uh uh when I did finish it, I uh just had to stand up, you know. I did my thing and uh just so uh Was it your foot or your ankle? Well i it it was it was my foot, it was like here, you know.

SPEAKER_03 10:01

Where's heel? Here's your heel wait, where are you? Like here? Yeah, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:07

Okay and uh uh you know I was limping, it was okay w when I because I I need to to be on the uh on that. I I can't re uh exce and it's what accepting a call. Accepting, expecting.

SPEAKER_03 10:26

Yeah, um I would like to uh double check if I actually wasn't doing anything last weekend because I'm not even sure. And now I've got an email. Yeah, but no, it's nothing important.

SPEAKER_00 10:36

It's okay. Okay. My week could be called the party week.

SPEAKER_03 10:42

Oh yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:44

Yeah, and I you you can erase that earlier sorry that you put in now.

SPEAKER_03 10:51

This is a new sorry.

SPEAKER_00 10:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 10:54

Um but he's not my dog.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

I thought you were gonna say the fucking dog.

SPEAKER_04 11:01

Went out to walk the fucking dog.

SPEAKER_01 11:05

You really don't like walking, do you?

SPEAKER_04 11:09

Stupid dumb shit, goddamn motherfucker.

A Clumsy Injury And Weekly Chaos

SPEAKER_01 11:14

Hey, it's not 169 anymore.

SPEAKER_04 11:18

Yeah, well, I wasn't in the mood. I wasn't in the mood for 169.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

Uh after an hour or so. Yeah. Can I look? Yeah, you can look. Okay, because I was unsure if I had seen her before or not.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

Yeah, I mean, she felt familiar.

SPEAKER_03 11:37

Yeah. Uh see.

SPEAKER_00 11:39

But you know, sometimes when I think that, you know, I've seen that person before.

SPEAKER_03 11:44

I'm always wrong.

SPEAKER_00 11:45

Then then it's like, oh, okay, it's this movie I know her from.

SPEAKER_03 11:49

Yeah. I'm guessing it's this one.

SPEAKER_00 11:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:52

That might have been her. Uh she was in elemental.

SPEAKER_00 11:59

Okay. American dad. Okay. Blend it.

SPEAKER_03 12:08

Yeah, yeah. Seen that one. Oh, she was in what to expect when you're expecting, but we haven't seen that one yet.

SPEAKER_00 12:14

No. There was a TV scene?

SPEAKER_03 12:16

What?

SPEAKER_00 12:17

Was it? No. No. No, okay, that was on the one Bridesmaids.

SPEAKER_03 12:21

Bridesmaids.

SPEAKER_00 12:22

I haven't seen that one.

SPEAKER_03 12:23

Oh, you haven't?

SPEAKER_00 12:24

No.

SPEAKER_03 12:24

You haven't seen Bridesmaids? No. Did I know that?

SPEAKER_00 12:27

Uh I don't know. I don't think you asked me.

SPEAKER_03 12:30

We need to watch Bridesmaids. It's funny.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:33

Oh my god, there's there's one scene. I think you're gonna lose it because you're gross. She's in the office for one episode. Huh. I don't know. No, I don't know. I'm not finding anything. Anyway, anyway. Um what?

SPEAKER_00 12:50

Uh no, we were talking about who who was in this movie and everything. The um Can you hold your thoughts?

SPEAKER_03 12:57

Yes. Andreas is wondering if you want him to pick something up from the pizzeria.

SPEAKER_00 13:02

Uh um yeah, what what are you having?

Movie Faces And Comfort Watches

SPEAKER_03 13:07

I mean, if you want to stay here and eat, then maybe we can split a pizza and a salad.

SPEAKER_00 13:12

Yeah, we can do that.

SPEAKER_03 13:13

What kind of pizza?

SPEAKER_00 13:14

Um Hawaii. Because I'm thinking about you.

SPEAKER_03 13:18

Aww.

SPEAKER_00 13:19

Yeah, otherwise I would have gone with a both and boozlaps.

SPEAKER_03 13:22

You are so cute.

SPEAKER_00 13:23

Yes, I am.

SPEAKER_03 13:24

Yeah. Okay. I got a kid's Hawaii so that we can split. Yeah. Um, okay. What um you were saying something. I was uh I'm really sorry.

SPEAKER_00 13:35

No, it's it's okay. I was saying that uh um uh uh prose?

SPEAKER_03 13:42

Uh no.

SPEAKER_00 13:43

No, like uh uh not uh well judgment, but uh well consumption. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:49

Uh yeah, I mean now I have to not from Icelandic, but from Swedish. Prejudice is Prejudice, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:59

Yeah, that's oh of course. Preconception, maybe anyway. Yeah, the whatever it is. I mean the Chinese. It's difficult. Those Chinese so uh evil yeah, or yeah, the that are like yeah, um and the the the dog uh met the guy eating a banana.

Dinner Logistics And Shared Treats

SPEAKER_03 14:26

Yeah, he was like staring at him the whole time, like you are eating. Like you can't even have human food. Keep walking.

SPEAKER_00 14:35

Um yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Um but I I have to uh use some I'm staring at him. Oh yeah, yeah. You can stare at him. Yeah, I well you can just see his name, but you can't really see the There he is.

SPEAKER_00 14:50

There he is. Oh, there you are too.

SPEAKER_03 14:52

Oh, oh, oh no. Go down. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 14:55

There he is. Yeah, I can see him. I can see us too.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

Something fell. Um uh he he always wanted to like if I ever have the time. Well, no, hold on. Side note here, because my daughter found an animating uh or like you know, drawing animation. Hey. Okay. Um, there's masking tape in that black.

SPEAKER_00 15:20

This one?

Preconceptions, Language Slips, And Banter

SPEAKER_03 15:20

Yeah, like right by your hand, I think. Okay. Yeah, thank you. Yes, we have tape. There you go. Okay. Um, but like you can draw pictures and then but it's like repetitive. Because you have to like remove the line to make the thing move in the next pages. Oh like yeah, uh original animation. And I was like, I could do history lessons with this, but oh my gosh, it would take so much time. Yeah. I would need like an entire day. Okay. Oh yeah, the surgical tape is good. Okay. Bye bye. I love you. Oh, I love you. Oh, you're so nice. Whatever. Not fair, you get to love me more.

SPEAKER_00 16:07

But I think you love you quite a bit too.

SPEAKER_03 16:10

Sometimes. Depends on the day.

SPEAKER_00 16:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:13

Um yeah, I would have to dedicate like an entire day or two on this project.

SPEAKER_00 16:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:20

Just for one lesson. I don't have It means more clock. Thank you. We're almost done.

SPEAKER_00 16:27

Uh not really, but I'm I'm kinda saving it. So uh let's say