#171: Unfortune Cookie

We bounce between spring walks, stubborn allergies, and a grab bag of movie takes before diving into four unhinged rounds of Mad Libs. The thread is simple: keep moving, keep laughing, and make space for small complaints that make us feel human.

• allergy fog vs getting things done
• food habits and snack regret
• workouts, water aerobics, and leading spin with 60s–80s music
• awkward restaurant moment and the “unfortunate” fortune cookie
• movie night takes on Copland and Little Nicky
• four rounds of Mad Libs mayhem
• what’s ruining your life check-in
• weekend plans and gentle accountability

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:05

In a world where everything is unscripted, this is roasty, toasty, toasty. It's kind of nice being at home.

SPEAKER_01 0:17

Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

But then again, I uh I do overeat, and that's a problem. But not this week. I've been good this week.

SPEAKER_02 0:27

Good.

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Yeah, we can. Anyway, should we start this?

SPEAKER_02 0:30

Yeah, let's go ahead. Would you like to open this up?

SPEAKER_00 0:33

Yeah, let's open it up.

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Alright. I'm gonna open up two.

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Yeah.

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There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about.

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Okay.

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This is me opening up.

SPEAKER_00 0:43

Uh-huh. Okay, okay. That was it.

SPEAKER_02 0:49

Yeah. Was it okay? How do you feel about that?

SPEAKER_00 0:52

I wanted to tell you something.

SPEAKER_02 0:59

I don't get it. Mom.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

Um, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 1:04

You took candy right before you got in here, or is that gum?

SPEAKER_00 1:07

I have gum. Why did you take gum? Uh, because uh I was all shaky when we picked up your kid. And I I'm like, uh I'm dizzy, shaky, and um yeah, I don't know what's Are you okay? I don't i i I wasn't at the time, and I was like sweating, and so I'm like, uh maybe I should have something to chew on. And I had gum in my pocket, so.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

Okay. Do you still need your gum? You're gonna swallow it. There it goes. All right. Okay. Okay. Alright. Okay. Whenever you're ready.

Welcome To Roasty Toasty Ghosty

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Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matthias.

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My name is Lauren.

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And we're gonna be your besties for an hour or so. Probably not. I hope this can be like a short episode.

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That would be really cool.

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Yeah.

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That's like part of the intro now. Let's try to keep this as quick as possible.

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Yeah.

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And then it ends up being two hours. So yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

What?

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That's that was my line. That was your line. We we're coming up, we're coming up with new lines.

SPEAKER_02 2:16

Uh yeah.

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I don't know. Uh this is the podcast where you learn nothing at all.

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That's right.

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Yeah.

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And today you definitely won't be learning anything. I can almost promise you you won't learn anything. Yep. But you will be a part of a very fun conversation.

SPEAKER_00 2:33

That's good.

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Do you ever feel like do you do you like um if you sit on a bus, let me start off three different ways and see where I end it.

SPEAKER_00 2:42

Okay, yeah, because I I've I sat on a bus before.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Have you ever sat on a bus? Oh my god. Okay, no. Have you ever sat on a bus and listened to an uh another couple of people have a conversation?

SPEAKER_00 2:55

It might have happened, yes.

SPEAKER_02 2:56

This is pretty much what uh that bus conversation is between you and I. And then the listeners are just like eavesdropping on our bus conversations.

SPEAKER_00 3:07

Okay.

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And this is usually what we say while we're sitting on the bus. Yeah. Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is uh Lauren. Yeah, and you have a fluff ball on your shoulder.

SPEAKER_00 3:18

Yeah, that's exactly what we say.

SPEAKER_02 3:20

Usually how the conversation goes. Every time I I see you, I have to open up with hello and welcome.

SPEAKER_00 3:29

Yeah. Every time I have a fluff ball on my arm.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

Hello, my name is Lauren, and this is a fluff ball on your shoulder. Um, right. So we're here. We're going to have a conversation.

SPEAKER_00 3:43

Oh yeah. About uh how how how and you. Yeah. How are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 3:52

I'm uh right. Exactly. That's about how I can sum it up.

SPEAKER_00 3:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

I have been dealing with allergies and I've been pretending that I'm not dealing with allergies.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

Okay, okay.

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So that I can burp.

SPEAKER_00 4:12

Yeah, makes sense. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 4:15

I can I can live my life, that's all.

SPEAKER_00 4:17

I can th tell that that was a chips burp.

SPEAKER_02 4:22

Yes, I smell like chips. I ate chips today. What? What are you gonna do? Nothing. Okay, good. There's nothing we can do. I've been dealing with allergies. I'm not feeling great, but I am still trying to uh uh live life as I'm supposed to.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

To the fullest.

SPEAKER_02 4:40

As yes, just pretending that I'm fine. Constantly pretending I'm fine. How are you?

SPEAKER_00 4:48

I'm doing well. I I've been uh I've been a good boy. Yeah, I haven't been a good boy this week. I have not eaten as much.

SPEAKER_01 4:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:57

And I feel good about that, that I have not eaten as much.

SPEAKER_02 5:04

Uh I feel good that I haven't eaten this week.

SPEAKER_00 5:07

Well, except for today.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

This was the first time this week that I've eaten any.

SPEAKER_00 5:12

Oh yeah, and I got dizzy.

SPEAKER_02 5:15

My body was like, Oh, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_00 5:18

Yeah, what is this?

SPEAKER_02 5:19

Right. So you've been good. I've also been good this week until today.

SPEAKER_00 5:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:24

Uh, but let's see. What have I been up to? I'm gonna tell you.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 5:32

Um well last weekend was a weekend, and I think I spent my time at home. And uh Sunday I know that I brought my daughter to gymnastics. Okay, but she didn't have gymnastics that day. So I dragged her out for no reason.

SPEAKER_00 5:51

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 5:52

Out of the house. And uh we went grocery shopping instead. And then we went home and she decided that she wanted to go to my gymnastics class with me.

SPEAKER_00 6:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

So she did that because I did have gymnastics.

SPEAKER_00 6:06

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:07

Um yeah, we went and we had fun, I think. Good. That's cool. Um yes, this week. Well, I did water Arabics.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:19

I'm pretty sure that's the translation. Yeah. Vatanyimpa. It's pretty much water arabics.

SPEAKER_00 6:26

I thought you were gonna say I did water the flowers.

SPEAKER_02 6:30

I watered flowers on Monday. That was my one task for that day. Uh no, I I exercised.

SPEAKER_00 6:39

Yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_02 6:40

And on Tuesday, I actually led spinning. For the first time in a while, I had at least three people booked, but four people showed up.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

Cool.

Fitness Wins And Music For Spinning

SPEAKER_02 6:52

So I forced them to stay and do spinning with me. And I was like, tell your friends that I'm good now and everyone should come back.

SPEAKER_00 7:01

Okay. So what did you change?

SPEAKER_02 7:04

The music.

SPEAKER_00 7:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

I changed it. Okay, so my general participants are older.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:13

So I was like, I'm gonna take advantage of that and take music from the 60s, 70s, 80s.

SPEAKER_00 7:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 7:21

And they liked it.

SPEAKER_00 7:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:23

And I liked it. We all were happy.

SPEAKER_00 7:26

Yeah, I might even I might like it too, but I don't like the bikes.

SPEAKER_02 7:32

No.

SPEAKER_00 7:32

They're so uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

They are. My I'm still sore from that, and I went spinning yesterday. But anyway, going back to Tuesday, I came home and I started feeling small, like slight symptoms of allergies coming in. I was like, hopefully this will go over and be nothing. And no, no, that's not what happened because in the middle of the night it just slammed and came right in like it usually does. And so I'm kind of suffering. I'm stuffy. Yeah. And I'm tired. And yeah. And then on Wednesday, my life partner and I went and tried a new Asian place and it was good. Like happy eight walk or something.

SPEAKER_00 8:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 8:21

I don't know. They seemed happy. They seemed stressed, actually. They had an important guy sitting there and they were doing paperwork with him. Oh. So I think that they were trying extra hard to uh please the customers. Yeah, to be good. Yeah. But it was borderline creepy because they were like staring at us.

SPEAKER_00 8:39

Oh, it's hard to be good.

SPEAKER_02 8:41

Yeah, it is. And like I I wasn't really sure if they wanted to talk to me or like was I doing something wrong. They kept staring at me.

SPEAKER_00 8:51

You're eating wrong.

SPEAKER_02 8:52

I was using a fork. Ah. So yes.

SPEAKER_00 8:55

That's it.

SPEAKER_02 8:56

Also, another reason they could have been staring was because we we got fortune cookies. Which is not a common thing out here in Sweden to get fortune cookies.

SPEAKER_01 9:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:07

I was excited. I opened mine up and my fortune was very nice to me. I don't remember. Oh, I I have it. I have it actually.

SPEAKER_00 9:14

On your phone.

SPEAKER_02 9:15

In my phone. In your phone. No, behind my phone.

SPEAKER_00 9:18

Behind your phone.

SPEAKER_02 9:19

It's in my phone case. I have to get it. It's difficult. Oh, 007.

SPEAKER_00 9:26

Oh, you're James Bond.

SPEAKER_02 9:27

That's okay. So it says, You have a talent for many things. Oh. Which is nice. But my life partner wasn't as lucky.

SPEAKER_01 9:38

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 9:38

Because he cracked open his fortune cookie and his fortune ripped. So I assumed that whatever it says has to be opposite now because it's broken.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

And he had to like crumble the cookie. The the fortune was stuck. It was pinched in to the cookie. It was very tight.

Allergy Crash And The Unfortunate Fortune Cookie

SPEAKER_00 9:57

So it was an unfortunate cookie.

SPEAKER_02 9:59

It was an unfortunate cookie. And it said something like, You are witty and creative. So he's not. No. And then he tried being funny afterwards, and I was like, You're not even funny.

SPEAKER_00 10:11

No. Nor creative.

SPEAKER_02 10:13

Nor creative. And so he was a little sad that he got an unfortunate cookie.

SPEAKER_00 10:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:19

I had a meeting that night, which was it went well, I think. It was very short. And then yesterday was Thursday.

SPEAKER_00 10:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:28

And I worked.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

You did.

SPEAKER_02 10:31

Oh my gosh. I went back to work. Like the work where we met, I worked for one day.

SPEAKER_00 10:38

Yeah, the where I got fired from.

SPEAKER_02 10:41

I started.

SPEAKER_00 10:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:43

So you're kind of going back and forth. Yeah. So it was kind of a funny joke when I told the girls at the table that, you know, have you actually seen the two of us in the same room? How do you know we're not the same person?

SPEAKER_00 10:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:58

And they just laughed at me. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

This is just you talking to yourself.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

It really is.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

Or me talking to myself, because we're the same person.

SPEAKER_02 11:06

I do this in two takes with different voices.

SPEAKER_00 11:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:09

So it sounds like I'm having a conversation with someone else. Mm-hmm. This is everything that's going on in my head. Did I say that right? No. What did I say? This is whatever This is everything that's going on in my head. Oh, okay. That's what I meant to say.

SPEAKER_00 11:24

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:25

Anyway, um, yes. So I went to work and then I taught uh gymnastics to kids. And then I went and worked out on strength, and then I did spinning and my butt was really sore from Tuesday.

SPEAKER_00 11:39

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:40

And doing all of this while I'm suffering from allergies and pretending that I'm alive and fine. So yeah, I'm I'm not feeling great.

SPEAKER_00 11:49

No.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

But I'm I'm still forcing myself to do things.

SPEAKER_00 11:53

That's good.

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And today I let go.

SPEAKER_00 11:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:56

What have you been up to this week?

SPEAKER_00 11:57

I told you that I I've been good, that I've been eating good, and I've been walking.

SPEAKER_02 12:03

That's good.

SPEAKER_00 12:04

Yeah. So yeah, I had uh uh walks and uh it's been nice.

SPEAKER_02 12:10

It's been nice weather this week. It's been feeling like spring.

SPEAKER_00 12:13

Yeah.

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Which is nice.

SPEAKER_00 12:14

Yeah, so I hope I can continue this walking and maybe biking.

SPEAKER_02 12:19

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

That's uh that's it.

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That's it. And today's Friday.

SPEAKER_00 12:24

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

It was really nice outside and we went for a walk and we picked up sick child from school and he didn't like it at first, but he walked anyway.

SPEAKER_01 12:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

He's so used to uh being picked up by the car and uh not today. It was too nice for the car.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

Yeah, we usually go for walks. Or we used to. Now we start it again.

SPEAKER_02 12:47

W Yes, because it's been nicer outside.

SPEAKER_00 12:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:50

Uh before it was like dark and it's like cold. Cold and it's snowing and it's just not my vibe.

SPEAKER_00 12:58

Uh slippery. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:00

I slipped today and I didn't like it. I was like really concerned because I've got my light white pants and I'm terrified of getting them dirty, I guess. I don't like wearing them outside.

Workday Return And Being The Same Person

SPEAKER_01 13:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Today is Friday. Yes. It is March. It is. It is March 6th.

SPEAKER_01 13:18

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

And I have a meeting a bit later. Oh yeah. So yeah. Yeah. That's uh it's a really big meeting too. It's it's the biggest one. So far. So far, it's the biggest one, and I'm nervous and I'm bloated. And hopefully my stomach will do the talking for me. Because I'm just gonna be like sitting there in the corner, like snorting away.

SPEAKER_00 13:40

Yeah. I mean, you've been uh building up for it for your stomach doesn't talk.

SPEAKER_02 13:45

Yes, I've been filling up my body.

SPEAKER_00 13:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:48

I'm so sore. We watched movies today.

SPEAKER_00 13:51

We did.

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Would you like to movie on?

SPEAKER_00 13:53

Let's move on.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

Okay, so today we watched Little Nikki and Copland? Copland? Is that what it was called?

SPEAKER_00 14:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:02

Okay. Alright, fine. Well, uh, I guess I'll tell you about Copland. Yeah. This is a movie with Stallone. And he's a cop in a land. And there's other cops, they might be bad guys. And then there's the mob, apparently, that comes in later, and uh Stallone is half deaf. Yeah. And then he gets really deaf and people get shot.

SPEAKER_00 14:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:28

I think that's the plot. Okay. This is exactly how Stallone presented his idea. I'm assuming that this was his idea.

SPEAKER_00 14:37

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

Okay, so imagine this. He's sitting in a room with like executives and directors and writers and everything. He's like, I got the best idea right now. Okay. Yeah. Ready? Okay. So I'm a cop. There's other cops. They might be bad. The mob is involved somehow. I don't know. I wanna be I don't want to be deaf. I wanna be half deaf. I'll be deaf later.

SPEAKER_00 14:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:00

I get deaf. And then I stop being deaf.

SPEAKER_00 15:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:03

And uh I want to shoot someone. What do you think?

SPEAKER_00 15:06

Sounds like a good idea. Hey.

SPEAKER_02 15:08

We're gonna sign this right now.

SPEAKER_00 15:12

Hey, I see you're staring at those cookies. Maybe you can gain a few pounds.

SPEAKER_02 15:17

Yeah, yeah. I want I want just one roll in my life where I get to eat rolls. And then I get rolls. And rolls. And then I get to roll.

SPEAKER_00 15:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:27

And I want to gain a couple pounds. Just once, though. I just want to see how it goes. I'll get rid of it later. What do you think?

SPEAKER_00 15:35

Sounds like a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 15:36

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 15:37

Where do I sign? I'm Harvey Weinstein.

SPEAKER_02 15:42

Not good. Not good. Let's let's work together. Not good. That's who you are. But let's work together.

SPEAKER_00 15:51

Yeah. You you maybe don't know who I am, but in a few years you really know who I am.

SPEAKER_02 15:59

We're all gonna find out who I am. Oh yeah. I'm really gonna break out. What do you think about this movie?

Walks, Weather, And Friday Vibes

SPEAKER_00 16:05

Um okay, so this is more of a crime drama. It's not really an action movie. It's not a comedy.

SPEAKER_02 16:13

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_00 16:14

No. But yeah, I guess it's kind of interesting. It's not a favorite of mine. But um it's interesting and it has uh um Harvey Keitel in it that we can can't name movies from. Or we d we can couldn't name many movies.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

I couldn't name a single one because I don't even know who he is, but he was in both the movies we watched today. Yes. So that's two that we did not mention.

SPEAKER_00 16:39

Yeah. Uh so that's kind of funny. And uh it has Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, and other people too. So yeah, uh I um I don't know. It's it's an okay movie. I I don't love it and I don't hate it. It's like a logum movie.

SPEAKER_02 16:57

Logum. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 16:59

Okay, what did you think?

SPEAKER_02 17:00

I don't get it. Okay. Yeah, it felt a little all over the place. That's all. I don't think I liked it that much just because of that.

SPEAKER_01 17:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

I like the part when he went deaf. I think that that part really stuck out.

SPEAKER_01 17:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:17

The rest of it was like, I wanna know what's going on. Okay. I didn't even really know that he was half deaf to begin with.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

No, okay. Yeah, they say that in the beginning.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Yeah, I I I was watching.

SPEAKER_00 17:29

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It didn't stick. I didn't listen.

SPEAKER_02 17:32

It didn't stick. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 17:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:35

I was watching. You saw me watching. You were watching me watch the movies.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

Yeah. Like all the people at that l little town were cops.

SPEAKER_02 17:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:46

That's why it's called Copland. Because all like all people Why do they need a whole town filled with cops? Uh, because of the uh Harvey Kaitel guy, uh, he said something that he invited like all these uh cops to live there and they were Yeah. And then they then uh and Stallone, he was the sheriff there. He he wasn't fit enough to to be a real cop, so he was the sheriff.

SPEAKER_02 18:13

Uh-huh. Because he was half deaf.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:16

Okay. Alright. Cool.

SPEAKER_00 18:19

Yeah, it's an okay movie.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

Yeah. Uh okay, yeah. Yes. Yeah. Can you tell me about Little Nicky?

SPEAKER_00 18:25

Little Nicky. It's about who? What? Who?

SPEAKER_02 18:29

Who's in the movie?

SPEAKER_00 18:30

Adam Sandlers. Adam Sandler's in the movie. Yes. And Harvey Kaitel.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

Not Harvey Weinstein.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 18:36

They're not the same guy.

SPEAKER_00 18:37

No. Okay. Harvey Kaitel plays Satan. Harvey Weinstein is Satan.

Big Meeting Nerves And Bloating Jokes

SPEAKER_02 18:43

Yeah. It's like the same guy. Yeah. I think.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

But uh Harvey Kaite. Kaitai? Kaitel. Kae. He plays Satan and uh he has three sons. And uh one of them is gonna take over for him because he's he they they think he's gonna t retire after ten thousand years or so. And um so uh Adam plays one of the sons and the other two are worse. Yeah, and uh and they for some reason they go the bad uh sons go to earth and Adam has to go and find them and put them in a flask or what whatever. Yeah. And yeah, that's what the movie's about. Then he meet meets some people there at uh on earth and uh he goes to heaven for a while, and yeah. That's uh what the movie is about, I think.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

And this was the first time either of us saw the movie.

SPEAKER_00 19:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:45

What did you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_02 19:47

It's funny. It is funny. It might not be a favorite, but there was a lot of work put towards it. I see. Um, there was a lot of special effects and John Lovitz is right there in the beginning, being as creepy as he can. And Kevin Nealin is in this one again.

SPEAKER_00 20:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:06

And Dana Carve showed up.

SPEAKER_00 20:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 20:10

And a whole bunch of other people.

SPEAKER_00 20:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

Quentin Tarantino popped up a few times.

SPEAKER_00 20:16

Yeah, he plays like a crazy person.

SPEAKER_02 20:19

Yeah. And Rob Schneider does his line.

SPEAKER_00 20:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:24

There's a lot of people. But it was it was okay. It was it was pretty good, but maybe not a favorite.

Movie Talk: Copland

SPEAKER_00 20:30

Yeah, and I agree with you, because uh I I did not think this was uh the best one, but I did laugh a few times, and uh so I I I I have to admit that, and uh I mean I feel like sure they they put some money into the special effects and everything, but I felt like the writing was so random. Yeah. It was so random uh most of the time, and uh I I don't really know. It felt like they just come up uh came up with stuff on the spot and just let's do that, go there, and let's do this.

SPEAKER_02 21:08

And uh I wouldn't be surprised if that's what they actually did.

SPEAKER_00 21:12

Yeah, because they it didn't really feel I f feel like they had a quick, you know, okay, so let's uh have three sons, uh two of them bad, go to earth, and uh and then uh uh Adam Sandler goes after and then just do whatever after that. And then we wrap it up later.

SPEAKER_02 21:30

Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_00 21:31

Yeah. Oh yeah, and Ozzy was there.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

Oh, Ozzy.

SPEAKER_00 21:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:37

Yeah. He bit the head off of the bat.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:41

That was fun.

SPEAKER_00 21:42

Regis?

SPEAKER_02 21:43

Regis was there for a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 21:46

Mm. It's kind of funny how how Adam can get these uh big names in his movies.

SPEAKER_02 21:54

Just as cameos.

SPEAKER_00 21:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:56

It's it's cool. I like that.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

Mm. It's good.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Yeah, uh uh it's an okay movie. It's a logo movie. I I wasn't the biggest fan of it, but I did laugh.

SPEAKER_02 22:08

So it was enjoyable.

SPEAKER_00 22:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:10

Yeah. Anything else?

SPEAKER_00 22:11

No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 22:12

Alright. Would you be interested in taking a break?

SPEAKER_00 22:16

Um that sounds like a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

Alright, well, let's do that.

SPEAKER_00 22:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

We'll be right back. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:32

We're back.

SPEAKER_02 22:33

Hello.

SPEAKER_00 22:34

Hey.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

How's it going?

SPEAKER_00 22:35

Uh it's going well.

SPEAKER_02 22:37

Cool.

SPEAKER_00 22:37

You?

SPEAKER_02 22:38

It's good.

SPEAKER_00 22:39

It's good.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

I'm here.

SPEAKER_00 22:40

Yes, you are.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

I'm live.

SPEAKER_00 22:42

And me too.

SPEAKER_02 22:43

Cool.

SPEAKER_00 22:43

Huh?

SPEAKER_02 22:44

You know what?

SPEAKER_00 22:45

No, I don't know what.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

I'm gonna tell you something.

SPEAKER_00 22:47

Tell me what.

SPEAKER_02 22:48

There's something we haven't done in a while.

SPEAKER_00 22:49

Tell me what.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

Mad libs.

SPEAKER_00 22:51

Ah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:53

We haven't done mad libs in a while. So I figured we probably should do a couple now.

SPEAKER_00 22:58

Sounds like a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Yeah. Okay, so let me find the book and a pen so that we can do that.

SPEAKER_00 23:05

A book and a pen.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

Ow. That's all you need is a book and a pen. Alright, so let's start this off.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 23:13

I need a plural noun.

SPEAKER_00 23:15

Tractors.

SPEAKER_02 23:16

Adjective.

SPEAKER_00 23:17

Loose.

SPEAKER_02 23:18

Noun.

SPEAKER_00 23:19

Barber.

SPEAKER_02 23:19

Type of food.

SPEAKER_00 23:20

What what is it called? Chick-of-filet?

SPEAKER_02 23:22

Chick fil-filet.

SPEAKER_00 23:24

Chick-fil-A.

SPEAKER_02 23:25

Okay. Article of clothing plural.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

Bras.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

Uh verb ending in ing.

SPEAKER_00 23:30

Snoring.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

Plural noun.

SPEAKER_00 23:33

Candies.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

Another plural noun.

SPEAKER_00 23:35

Razorblades.

SPEAKER_02 23:37

Number.

SPEAKER_00 23:38

32.3.

SPEAKER_02 23:40

Celebrity female.

SPEAKER_00 23:41

Okay, so uh just take one. Rose O'Donnell.

SPEAKER_02 23:45

Okay. Color.

SPEAKER_00 23:46

Purple.

SPEAKER_02 23:47

Verb ending in ing.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

Picking.

SPEAKER_02 23:49

Type of food plural.

SPEAKER_00 23:51

Cheeseburgers.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

Plural noun.

SPEAKER_00 23:53

Scissors.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

Adjective.

SPEAKER_00 23:56

Adjective. Active.

SPEAKER_02 23:58

Another adjective.

SPEAKER_00 23:59

Thankful.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

Okay. Okay. This one is called What Unicorns Eat.

SPEAKER_00 24:05

Oh.

Movie Talk: Little Nicky

SPEAKER_02 24:05

Would it surprise you to learn that the most majestic tractors in the world eat garbage? Well they do. Everything from loose soda cans to barber-stained Chick-fil-A boxes to used bras and more. Some have been spotted, snoring dumpsters, and then using their long candies to spear as many bags of razor blades as they can before getting caught. According to an interview with 32.3 minutes, so close. Rosie O'Donnell once came home to find a purple unicorn picking up in her recycling bin.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:46

She's cleaning, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 24:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

The poor thing had mistaken her husband's leftover cheeseburgers for dried up scissors.

SPEAKER_00 24:54

Oh yeah. I should do. Yeah. It's uh an easy miss.

SPEAKER_02 24:59

Yeah. It was an active mistake.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

I've done those before.

SPEAKER_02 25:05

This mistake was probably on purse for purpose.

SPEAKER_00 25:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:09

Uh so she said that. It was an active mistake. She said, my husband is a thankful cook. Okay. I don't know. Alright. You want to write this one? I'm gonna get you a different pen. Okay. Try this one.

SPEAKER_00 25:24

Okay. Noun.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

Boombox. You know what that is, right? Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:30

Adjective.

SPEAKER_02 25:31

Angrily, right? Angry.

SPEAKER_00 25:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

Angrily sounds like an adverb.

SPEAKER_00 25:37

Yeah. Um Angry.

SPEAKER_02 25:39

Just angry.

SPEAKER_00 25:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:41

Noun Snail.

SPEAKER_00 25:43

Plural noun.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

Dog leashes.

SPEAKER_00 25:45

Verb ending in ING.

SPEAKER_02 25:47

Sorting.

SPEAKER_00 25:48

Plural noun.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

Microwaves. Noun Basketball.

SPEAKER_00 25:53

Basketball. Plural noun.

SPEAKER_02 25:56

Wedding rings.

SPEAKER_00 25:57

Type of food.

SPEAKER_02 25:58

Strawberry smoothie.

SPEAKER_00 26:00

Noun.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

Moisturizing cream.

SPEAKER_00 26:03

Oh my god. Moisture. Silly word. What did they say in the movie?

SPEAKER_02 26:12

I don't remember. Okay. Opioids. Opioid. I would say onomatopoeia, but I can't really spell that.

SPEAKER_00 26:19

Opioids. Opioids. A place.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

Convenience store? Down the road. That place. Can you fit all that? No.

SPEAKER_00 26:29

CONV Store.

SPEAKER_02 26:31

Down the road. But yes.

SPEAKER_00 26:34

Or D T W. Down the road. No. R.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

Sorry. I didn't mean to.

SPEAKER_00 26:41

I'm sorry. It's okay. DTR.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

DTR. Down the road.

SPEAKER_00 26:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

Look at us, cool kids making up acronyms and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 26:49

Yeah. No. Make up a number.

SPEAKER_02 26:51

A number. Okay. 82.

SPEAKER_00 26:55

Noun.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

Salamander. You know the little lizards we saw in Florida? Yeah. Little salamanders. They're so cute. Or they were just lizards. I know that we have salamanders up north.

SPEAKER_00 27:07

Okay. Are you reading? You can read if you.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

I can read. I know you want.

SPEAKER_00 27:11

Yeah. Violet.

SPEAKER_02 27:12

Because I know that you don't want to talk about bad housekeeping.

SPEAKER_00 27:16

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

Which is what I'm going to tell you about. Yeah. Now. Is that really your least favorite topic? Is bad housekeeping.

SPEAKER_00 27:25

Bad housekeeping. Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 27:28

I've never gone to a hotel and had someone knock on the door and say, bad housekeeping. Yes, please come in. I've done half the work for you.

SPEAKER_01 27:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

You can do the rest.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Okay. The troll that lives under the boom box shares tips for keeping his home angry clean.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:50

I've seen that before.

SPEAKER_02 27:51

I've done that before.

SPEAKER_00 27:52

Yeah. Angry clean.

SPEAKER_02 27:53

Angry cleaning. That's what I do most weekends.

SPEAKER_00 27:58

That's my mom's way of cleaning.

SPEAKER_02 28:01

I guess that's a mom thing.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

Okay. Decorate sparingly. Don't clutter up your snail with sentimental garbage. Please don't put garbage into the snail. Like pictures of dog leashes or sorting trophies. Having too many microwaves visible ruins the element of surprise. I remember the word we used last time we did this one.

SPEAKER_00 28:26

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

Do you remember?

SPEAKER_00 28:27

No.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

This was one of my favorite sentences that we had. Because I said, having too many balls visible ruins the element of surprise.

SPEAKER_00 28:36

Yeah. Okay. What was it now?

SPEAKER_02 28:38

Microwaves.

SPEAKER_00 28:39

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

Please don't make your balls visible. Ruins the element of surprise.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

Okay. It's not funny anymore. Okay. I get it. Clean up immediately. It's easy to let basketball work get away from you. Wash the wedding rings right after meals so that strawberry smoothie doesn't sit too long in the sink.

unknown 29:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:04

It all makes sense.

Break And Reset

SPEAKER_02 29:06

Yeah. I'm just wondering. I thought that there was strawberry smoothie on the wedding rings, so why are you sticking your fingers into your smoothie?

SPEAKER_01 29:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:15

But the smoothie is in the sink. For a troll, scraps of moisturizing cream could be considered evidence that you moisturize your hands.

SPEAKER_00 29:24

Yeah. Other trolls wouldn't like that.

SPEAKER_02 29:27

I guess not. Make the most of it. Even if it doesn't win the opioids award for best home in the convenience store down the road, it's still yours. Spend at least 82 minutes a day simply sitting back and appreciating your salamander, sweet salamander.

SPEAKER_00 29:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:46

Okay. That was that.

SPEAKER_00 29:47

That was that. Another one?

SPEAKER_02 29:49

You want another one?

SPEAKER_00 29:50

Maybe we should.

SPEAKER_02 29:51

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 29:52

I want a silly word. Got a silly word, man.

SPEAKER_02 29:57

Can you remember the silly word?

SPEAKER_00 29:58

Yeah, I don't. Okay. Looking for the silly words. I know you don't like them, so maybe it's good to like get rid of them. There we go.

SPEAKER_01 30:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

I need a person. A male name. Could probably be a male's name. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:18

Okay. Uh Jack.

SPEAKER_02 30:20

Jack Black.

SPEAKER_00 30:21

Jack Black.

SPEAKER_02 30:22

Alright. A number.

SPEAKER_00 30:24

Number. Uh, what's his number?

Mad Libs Round One: Unicorn Diets

SPEAKER_02 30:28

Let me look him up. 073.

SPEAKER_00 30:33

73. 73. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 30:36

Animal.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

Pigeon.

SPEAKER_02 30:42

Okay, plural noun. Okay. No, not dialed dial up.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

Okay, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 30:49

Uh what was it? Wa wah wah.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

Wawa wa wawa wa. Wawa wa plural noun.

SPEAKER_00 30:55

Waffle irons.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

It was just oh, a plural. It was just a plural. That's too many for the plural.

SPEAKER_00 31:04

Not that many.

SPEAKER_02 31:06

Can you cut it down a little bit? Silly word.

SPEAKER_00 31:10

Ragamuffin.

SPEAKER_02 31:12

Rag uh muffin. Noun.

SPEAKER_00 31:15

Border.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

Verb. Two of them.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

Okay. Bike and uh splash.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

Type of food.

SPEAKER_00 31:23

Uh. Noodles.

SPEAKER_02 31:26

I have a question.

SPEAKER_00 31:27

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

Completely off topic.

SPEAKER_00 31:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 31:30

You know noodles, the pack of noodles, nine.

SPEAKER_01 31:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:33

Would you consider that alone by itself? Sad. No.

SPEAKER_01 31:37

Um yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

Like dinner. Would you have that as a meal? Is it a meal or is it a meal base? Like you would add stuff to it to make it a meal.

SPEAKER_00 31:47

I I don't know. I I have used that as just a meal.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 31:53

But I also have uh added things to it.

SPEAKER_02 31:57

What are you adding to it?

SPEAKER_00 31:58

I added eggs.

SPEAKER_02 32:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 32:01

What kind of did you like I I did uh fry eggs or okay yeah okay that's not that bad. No.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

Okay. Could it also be a snack?

SPEAKER_00 32:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:12

Okay, yeah. Okay, part of the body, plural.

SPEAKER_00 32:14

Part of the body.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

Plural.

SPEAKER_00 32:17

Kneecaps. Verb. Break. What? What are you smiling about?

SPEAKER_02 32:22

Part of the body.

SPEAKER_00 32:23

Oh. Just one.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

Just the one part of the body.

SPEAKER_00 32:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 32:28

Just one body.

SPEAKER_00 32:30

One body.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

One.

SPEAKER_00 32:31

Shoulder.

SPEAKER_02 32:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 32:32

Just the one.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

Just the one.

SPEAKER_00 32:33

Right shoulder.

SPEAKER_02 32:34

Adjective.

SPEAKER_00 32:37

How do you write that? Adjective. Coffee. What? No. Okay, sick. We s we have been talking about how coffee I am.

SPEAKER_02 32:53

Yes. Adverb.

SPEAKER_00 32:56

Coffee. No, uh uh I'm I kid. A kid.

SPEAKER_02 32:59

Do kid do kid.

SPEAKER_00 33:01

I'm a kid. Jokingly.

SPEAKER_02 33:04

Plural noun.

SPEAKER_00 33:05

Plural noun. Brothers.

SPEAKER_02 33:09

Adjective.

SPEAKER_00 33:10

Deaf.

SPEAKER_02 33:11

Deaf. Deaf. With an F.

SPEAKER_00 33:13

Yeah, like you can't hear anything.

SPEAKER_02 33:15

Oh, okay. Is that what it is? Yeah. Verb.

SPEAKER_00 33:20

Blink. Noun Road.

SPEAKER_02 33:22

And a verb ending in ing.

SPEAKER_00 33:24

Verb ending in ing. Coughing. Have I used that before?

SPEAKER_02 33:29

No. You wanted to, but I said no.

SPEAKER_00 33:32

I said coffee then. But Okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:35

This one is called Cerberus training.

SPEAKER_00 33:38

What? Cerberus. Cerberus. What what is that? I don't know. Can I read it? Cerberus. Oh. Cerberus. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:47

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 33:48

I don't know what that is.

Mad Libs Round Two: Angry Cleaning Troll

SPEAKER_02 33:50

Okay. Here are some tra that's This is gonna be difficult. You heard me.

SPEAKER_00 33:56

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:57

Here are some tips for training Jack Black, your 73-headed guard pigeon.

SPEAKER_00 34:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:03

Keep that image in your mind.

SPEAKER_00 34:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:05

Number one. Be consistent. The same waffle irons and commands should always apply. What are you doing with your waffle irons?

SPEAKER_00 34:13

Uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

You do not punish with waffle irons.

SPEAKER_00 34:18

One of the heads.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

Two. I hope he's not like a what is it, a hydra? Where if you uh kill one head, then two more will appear.

SPEAKER_00 34:28

Yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

I hated that part of Hercules. It gave me nightmares. I didn't like it. It was scary. It was scary.

SPEAKER_00 34:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:37

Okay, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 34:38

What was it?

SPEAKER_02 34:39

Hydra.

SPEAKER_00 34:40

Yeah, what was it?

SPEAKER_02 34:42

Scary.

SPEAKER_00 34:43

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:44

I was scared. Ha.

SPEAKER_00 34:46

Now I get it.

SPEAKER_02 34:47

Number two.

SPEAKER_00 34:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:49

Be concise. Don't say ragamuffin several times in a border. Okay. Okay. Okay. Or else he'll bike the word out entirely. Sure. Three. Be generous. Splash him for being right by giving him treats. Like noodles. Yes, one for each of his kneecabs. But don't overbreak him. Verbal praise and shoulder massages can serve as sick reinforcement too. Okay. Number four. Be patient.

SPEAKER_01 35:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:32

Understand that training him jokingly takes time.

SPEAKER_00 35:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:37

Like, I don't actually mean to train you. No. It's just a joke.

SPEAKER_00 35:41

Yeah, that's true. Can you take a joke? Training Wimp Lo in uh Kung Pao. That's a joke.

SPEAKER_02 35:47

Don't expect immediate brothers.

SPEAKER_00 35:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:51

Childbirth takes time.

SPEAKER_00 35:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:54

Take a deaf tone and blink at him.

SPEAKER_00 35:58

A deaf tone.

SPEAKER_02 35:59

A deaf tone. And blink at him. So he knows you're on his road. Look at me, I'm on your road.

SPEAKER_00 36:15

Blinking.

SPEAKER_02 36:16

Number five. Lastly, enjoy. Make sure you both have a good time, and he'll be coughing out of your hand in no time. Blah.

SPEAKER_00 36:27

Opioids. Opioids.

SPEAKER_02 36:32

One more. That's it. Yes. Or should we have one more?

SPEAKER_00 36:36

We can have one more. Or don't you want to? Okay.

SPEAKER_02 36:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 36:41

Noun. Tongue. A place.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

That convenience store down the road. No.

SPEAKER_00 36:47

No, not again.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

A place. Like Arizona. Part of the body. Uh part of the body.

unknown 36:57

Part of body. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:58

Like. We're having a conversation. Part of the body. Let's go with uh eyebrow.

SPEAKER_00 37:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

Noun Gravestone.

SPEAKER_00 37:13

Adjective.

SPEAKER_02 37:14

Annoying.

SPEAKER_00 37:16

Adjective.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

Swirly.

SPEAKER_00 37:19

Swirly.

SPEAKER_02 37:20

Swirly.

SPEAKER_00 37:21

Swirl E. Part of the body plural.

SPEAKER_02 37:26

Gnoses. Several. Gnoses.

SPEAKER_00 37:29

Adjective.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

Bubbly.

SPEAKER_00 37:31

Adjective.

SPEAKER_02 37:32

Bubbly. Deep. Oh, sorry. Deep.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

Deep type of food.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

Ig. Egg. Egg. Egg.

SPEAKER_00 37:40

Okay. I heard egg. Egg. Egg. I don't get it. Verb ending in ing.

SPEAKER_02 37:48

Thrashing. Yeah. I took that one. I wanted that one. You can't have it. I used it.

SPEAKER_00 37:55

Uh animal. That's what I'm calling you. For taking my word. No.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

An animal. Let's go with a bat.

SPEAKER_00 38:06

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 38:07

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_00 38:08

Part of the body. Plural.

SPEAKER_02 38:12

Belly buttons.

Mad Libs Round Three: Cerberus Training

SPEAKER_00 38:14

Verb ending in ING.

SPEAKER_02 38:17

Jiggling.

SPEAKER_00 38:19

Jiggling.

SPEAKER_02 38:20

Jiggling.

SPEAKER_00 38:20

How do you?

SPEAKER_02 38:21

J. Jiggling.

SPEAKER_00 38:24

I was thinking giggling.

SPEAKER_02 38:26

Yes, with a J.

SPEAKER_00 38:28

Okay. Jiggling. Okay. Oh. Celebrity.

SPEAKER_02 38:33

Ozzy.

SPEAKER_00 38:35

Just Ozzy.

SPEAKER_02 38:36

Ozzy. Everyone knows who Oussie is. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 38:40

Noun. School. Type of liquid. Soup. Type of food.

SPEAKER_02 38:46

Soup.

SPEAKER_00 38:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 38:47

Soup. Did you need both? Yes. Oh, soup. And food can be a sandwich.

SPEAKER_00 38:57

Done.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

Alright, let's see. How did you do? I don't know the spelling, but you This one is called Encounter with Bigfoot.

SPEAKER_00 39:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 39:07

Before they vanished, a well-trained tongue of explorers sent an SOS from the snow snowy snowy peaks of Arizona. Alright. I don't know if you've ever been to Arizona, but I can tell you I did not see snow.

SPEAKER_00 39:24

I've seen it in movies and that stuff and such.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

And such. You've seen snow in Arizona.

SPEAKER_00 39:30

No, but I've seen Arizona in movies and such.

SPEAKER_02 39:34

Right. Okay, so claiming to have spotted big eyebrow.

SPEAKER_00 39:39

Big eyebrow.

SPEAKER_02 39:40

Big eyebrow.

SPEAKER_00 39:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:41

Not big foot. Big eyebrow.

SPEAKER_00 39:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:44

This is what their gravestone said.

SPEAKER_01 39:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 39:53

They claim to see big eyebrow and now they're dead. OMG, he's real. This is what it says on his gravestone. On their gravestone.

SPEAKER_01 40:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:03

OMG, he's real. I'm looking at annoying foot right now. And he's swirly.

SPEAKER_00 40:11

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 40:12

I've never seen such human noses on a creature so bubbly. At first he looked as deep as we all were.

SPEAKER_00 40:21

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_02 40:22

What? But as we approached, he became cool as an egg. Sorry. I did the same thing that you did before.

SPEAKER_00 40:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 40:31

I thought it said Alan. It was like, who's Alan? But it says A Ann.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 40:36

Okay. As we approached, he became cool as an egg.

SPEAKER_00 40:41

As Alan Egg.

SPEAKER_02 40:42

It's like, who's Alan Egg? Oh my god. Wait, hold on. Let me finish my sentence. Okay. You're gonna want to hear this, okay? But as we approached, he became cool as an egg, silently thrashing us. Silently.

SPEAKER_01 41:02

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 41:04

What's the matter? I said. Bat got your tongue, but we couldn't believe our belly buttons. He actually spoke. Now the creature won't stop jiggling on and on about Ozzy and school flavored soup. Help! Someone make this beast shut his sandwich hole.

SPEAKER_00 41:28

Oh my god. School flavor flavored soup.

SPEAKER_02 41:33

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 41:33

This soup tastes like school.

SPEAKER_02 41:35

I've never thought of that.

SPEAKER_00 41:37

No.

SPEAKER_02 41:37

I've never had soup and thought, mm, tastes like school. Alright then. That was that.

SPEAKER_00 41:45

It's it was good to get a few of these mad libs out of us. Because it's been so long.

SPEAKER_02 41:52

Yeah, it's been a couple months.

SPEAKER_00 41:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

Yeah. But you feel pretty good about this?

SPEAKER_00 41:58

I do.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

I think we're content.

SPEAKER_00 42:00

Yeah. Yeah. That could be a title.

SPEAKER_02 42:04

I guess so. Are you all out of sips?

SPEAKER_00 42:07

Yes, I am.

SPEAKER_02 42:09

Alright, so am I.

SPEAKER_00 42:10

Good. And that means we're all out of episode.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

So while we're reaching the end of the episode, please tell me what is ruining your life.

SPEAKER_00 42:19

I don't know. I feel pretty good right now, actually. But it was this thing when I went for a walk the first day, I uh uh one part of the road was completely covered with snow. And it was this, you know, hard snow that you could feel like, no, I can walk on this. And at some point, you know, you couldn't. You kind of just uh sunk in. Yeah, sunk through the top layer, and uh that kind of made my limp worse.

SPEAKER_01 42:50

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 42:51

So yeah, I I've been uh I my foot got worse again because of that walk.

SPEAKER_01 42:57

Alright.

Mad Libs Round Four: Bigfoot Encounter

SPEAKER_00 42:58

And I I didn't like it. I th and that's uh the the road we usually take. So I can't really take that that path right now.

SPEAKER_02 43:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 43:10

That's that's ruining my life. Alright. Just now.

SPEAKER_02 43:14

Right now. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 43:15

Uh so yeah. What's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_02 43:18

I'm gonna say allergies. Yeah, that's my number one right now.

SPEAKER_00 43:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:23

This nose problem is not great.

SPEAKER_00 43:26

No.

SPEAKER_02 43:26

And it's also all the snacks that we ate.

SPEAKER_00 43:29

Yeah, that too. Yeah. I don't feel good about it.

SPEAKER_02 43:32

I don't feel good at all.

SPEAKER_00 43:33

No.

SPEAKER_02 43:34

No. But I'll get over it.

SPEAKER_00 43:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:37

And I'm gonna go to a course over the weekend and learn how to dance.

SPEAKER_00 43:43

Yeah, and I'm gonna edit over the weekend. You're gonna learn how to dance?

SPEAKER_02 43:48

Yeah. Huh. Well, routine dance.

SPEAKER_00 43:51

Cool.

SPEAKER_02 43:52

Not like uh, what is it, line dancing or anything. No, no. I'm not gonna learn how to tango.

SPEAKER_00 43:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 43:57

Or whatever. Yeah. Okay. So, would you like to wrap this up?

SPEAKER_00 44:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:02

All right.

SPEAKER_00 44:03

Let's do that.

SPEAKER_02 44:04

Uh thank you for listening. Uh, hopefully you enjoyed listening to our conversations. And make sure you uh follow and subscribe so that you don't miss next week's episode that will come out on Tuesday.

SPEAKER_00 44:19

Yeah. And I mean, uh, if you feel like we could do better, maybe you can come up with something for us to talk about.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

What do you want to learn?

SPEAKER_00 44:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:29

And we will teach you. We will find answers for your questions.

SPEAKER_00 44:33

We're open for like anything.

SPEAKER_02 44:36

Suggestions.

SPEAKER_00 44:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:37

And also let us know what's ruining your life. Because everyone wants to complain nowadays.

SPEAKER_00 44:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:43

We will open a safe space for your complaints.

SPEAKER_00 44:46

Yep. Anyone can complain here.

SPEAKER_02 44:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:49

Anyone.

SPEAKER_02 44:50

And whatever you're complaining about, we'll probably agree.

SPEAKER_00 44:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:54

Like your boss is being a jerk. Yeah, he is. Oh yeah. And you're in the right. And yeah, that's not cool.

SPEAKER_00 45:00

No.

SPEAKER_02 45:01

Whatever he's doing, not cool.

SPEAKER_00 45:02

Yeah. Let us know.

SPEAKER_02 45:03

Let us know what's ruining your life.

SPEAKER_00 45:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:05

We like I said, we'll be back next Tuesday with another episode. Don't miss it. And uh anything else?

SPEAKER_00 45:12

No.

SPEAKER_02 45:12

No. That's it.

SPEAKER_00 45:14

That's it.

SPEAKER_02 45:15

Uh have a good life and goodbye.

SPEAKER_00 45:18

Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_02 45:18

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SPEAKER_00 45:22

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SPEAKER_02 45:32

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SPEAKER_00 45:37

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SPEAKER_02 45:45

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SPEAKER_00 45:49

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SPEAKER_02 45:54

Goodbye, Matthias.

SPEAKER_00 45:56

Goodbye, Lauren.