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[Leftovers] #171

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We weigh a Boston trip and a summer visit that might turn into a full-on house work sprint. The talk bounces between kitchen renovation reality, a hard cemetery memory, and the kind of jokes that show how we cope day to day. 
• deciding whether a summer trip becomes a work trip 
• listing the kitchen rebuild tasks from cabinets to floors 
• flagging plumbing issues and the need for workable windows 
• remembering a cold, soaked cemetery visit and waiting for someone to be ready to leave 
• sharing quick life updates around employment and daily routines 
• riffing on celebrity lookalikes, sunglasses, and random name facts 


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Quick Talk About Boston

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What?

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Hello.

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That's okay.

SPEAKER_00

Is that okay if I go to Boston?

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Sure.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

That's okay. I've been there.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you have. So you wouldn't be missing out on much. No. You've already seen it. Yeah. Like, yeah, I've been there, done that, whatever.

SPEAKER_02

Don't care.

SPEAKER_00

It was okay. I guess it was kind of cold.

Summer Trip And House Work

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I am considering uh taking Henrik back uh probably June, July-ish. Okay. During summer vacation.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Probably for a couple weeks. Because I want to work more on the house. There's still a lot to do.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I don't have my rock. But uh nothing is set in stone.

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No.

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Uh nothing's been booked.

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No.

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It's just thoughts.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's okay.

SPEAKER_00

Heather was talking about like pretty much a list of things that need to be done. So it sounds like the kitchen needs to be completely redone. Okay. So we need to like empty out the kitchen and take down the cabinets and put up new ones. Gotta wash all the walls and fix the floors. More carpets if there's space to do that. Yeah. And some plumbing issues that need to be fixed. Uh yeah. So I asked Henrik if he'd be interested in coming out and helping me. But this time he'd actually have to help. He'd actually have to do something. And he was like, well, if it's not super cold like it was last time, then he probably could help out. Yeah. I was like, okay, well, this time it's gonna be really warm instead.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's even worse.

A Wet Cemetery Memory

SPEAKER_00

Sometimes yeah. But we should have new windows installed in my bedroom at least. And like the windows can be opened. Even mine can be opened, even though it looks like it's completely rotted out, which it pretty much is. But we'd probably have to find a place to stay during the time and stuff. Uh yeah. So just kind of figuring out some details and then making a decision. I mean, I get that he didn't want to help out last time because we had just been to the cemetery and it was like walking through a lake going there. It was so wet, the entire ground was just like water, rainy and cold. And I felt bad because I didn't really want to stand by the the gravestones for that long.

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_00

Because it was cold and wet and I didn't want to be there anymore. Yeah. But I could tell Henrik wasn't ready to go. I was like, okay. Have to like stand out here, wait for him to be okay, and then and then maybe we can go.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Like, okay, how about now? Can we go now? Yeah. Like, no, wait. Okay.

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Yeah.

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So tables had turned in that situation. Okay.

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Okay.

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Uh yeah. Anything else?

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I don't think so.

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Alright.

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I don't think so.

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Okay.

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Yeah. I I don't know. Um what's going on with life right now. I'm still unemployed.

SPEAKER_00

I'm too employed.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. You are. And I I mean, uh uh I've not eaten as much. And uh I'm sorry, what?

SPEAKER_00

Sorry, I s I snorted while you were talking.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, okay. I I was like, okay, grammar.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, it it was me, not you.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00

I promise. And when you listen back to this, you'll hear me going right as you're going you're you're trying to talk. And I didn't want that.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Um there was a day I took my kids shopping. I think it was on Sunday. Uh no, it wasn't. It was last week. I went and took my kids shopping. So you can cut that part. Okay. That didn't happen.

Celebrity Shirt And Sunglasses Bit

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Um close by or uh sauna.

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Okay. George Clooney, I think.

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No. No. No?

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I like your shirt.

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Thank you.

SPEAKER_00

That's not Stallone. No. I don't know if you noticed, but just because he's wearing sunglasses doesn't make him stallone. No. Or anyone, really. Anyone can wear sunglasses.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, oh yeah, but that's Schwarzenegger. Yeah, he's not just anyone.

SPEAKER_00

He's not just anyone. No. He's Schwarzenegger. Yeah. With sunglasses. And a Terminator. Yeah. That's cool. Okay. Can you tell me?

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Here's one. Cool. What about the pen? Working on it. Working on a pen. Working on a pen. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_00

Wow. Okay.

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I I did not even have the time to turn away. Okay. Uh let's go with uh Wow. Yes. Thank you for the bro. Uh what is Adjective? Adjective. Um Jack Black.

SPEAKER_00

Jack Black. I talked to Jack Black, you know. Oh yeah. I've got his number. Yeah. I also have Jackie Chan's number. Yeah. And Elenim.

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Yeah. Elenim Dolf Lungren, you go.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I have his number too. And now I have Jack Black.

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Yeah. You haven't seen any of Dolph Lungren's movies, but maybe. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

I've seen him in the Excavators.

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Oh yeah, that's true.

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You know, that movie that we're expendables. Excavators. Yeah. I have to change this. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Important. I need to do this.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Who's Jack Black, by the way?

SPEAKER_00

Uh Yuck is my young priority.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00

I have another funny story. Okay. Uh, just, you know. Out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. Like a a side note here. Um, I I asked Mike why he named his daughter Aira. Aira.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

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Aira.

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Aira.

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And he said something about oh Vikings and Freya is also a Viking name and stuff. And I told him that I had heard, and I I double-checked, that um in Icelandic, Aira is ear.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I was thinking Lauren. Axel Aira.

SPEAKER_02

Ear. Yeah. Mike has a thing for body parts.

SPEAKER_00

I guess so. I think he does.

SPEAKER_02

Well, yeah, or not re you. I think it revolves around you and your family.

SPEAKER_00

But Mike is the connection too. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, well, he has nothing to do with Axel though.

SPEAKER_00

No. I have nothing to do with Ada.

SPEAKER_02

No, I know. But uh it it uh revolves about you you two. Okay. Yeah, okay.

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Okay.

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Suicide. Sri Sriku.

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Suicide card.

SPEAKER_00

Suicide card. I'm putting it down. Oh no, I lost your name. What's your name?

SPEAKER_02

Uh Matthias Yuanzo.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, hi.

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Hello.

SPEAKER_00

Oh no, I forgot it again.

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My name? Suicide.

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Sorry.

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Um almost.

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Okay.