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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #171
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Support the show & get subscriber-only content.We weigh a Boston trip and a summer visit that might turn into a full-on house work sprint. The talk bounces between kitchen renovation reality, a hard cemetery memory, and the kind of jokes that show how we cope day to day.
• deciding whether a summer trip becomes a work trip
• listing the kitchen rebuild tasks from cabinets to floors
• flagging plumbing issues and the need for workable windows
• remembering a cold, soaked cemetery visit and waiting for someone to be ready to leave
• sharing quick life updates around employment and daily routines
• riffing on celebrity lookalikes, sunglasses, and random name facts
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Quick Talk About Boston
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_00Hello.
SPEAKER_02That's okay.
SPEAKER_00Is that okay if I go to Boston?
SPEAKER_02Sure.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02That's okay. I've been there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you have. So you wouldn't be missing out on much. No. You've already seen it. Yeah. Like, yeah, I've been there, done that, whatever.
SPEAKER_02Don't care.
SPEAKER_00It was okay. I guess it was kind of cold.
Summer Trip And House Work
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I am considering uh taking Henrik back uh probably June, July-ish. Okay. During summer vacation.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00Probably for a couple weeks. Because I want to work more on the house. There's still a lot to do.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I don't have my rock. But uh nothing is set in stone.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_00Uh nothing's been booked.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_00It's just thoughts.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02That's okay.
SPEAKER_00Heather was talking about like pretty much a list of things that need to be done. So it sounds like the kitchen needs to be completely redone. Okay. So we need to like empty out the kitchen and take down the cabinets and put up new ones. Gotta wash all the walls and fix the floors. More carpets if there's space to do that. Yeah. And some plumbing issues that need to be fixed. Uh yeah. So I asked Henrik if he'd be interested in coming out and helping me. But this time he'd actually have to help. He'd actually have to do something. And he was like, well, if it's not super cold like it was last time, then he probably could help out. Yeah. I was like, okay, well, this time it's gonna be really warm instead.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's even worse.
A Wet Cemetery Memory
SPEAKER_00Sometimes yeah. But we should have new windows installed in my bedroom at least. And like the windows can be opened. Even mine can be opened, even though it looks like it's completely rotted out, which it pretty much is. But we'd probably have to find a place to stay during the time and stuff. Uh yeah. So just kind of figuring out some details and then making a decision. I mean, I get that he didn't want to help out last time because we had just been to the cemetery and it was like walking through a lake going there. It was so wet, the entire ground was just like water, rainy and cold. And I felt bad because I didn't really want to stand by the the gravestones for that long.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_00Because it was cold and wet and I didn't want to be there anymore. Yeah. But I could tell Henrik wasn't ready to go. I was like, okay. Have to like stand out here, wait for him to be okay, and then and then maybe we can go.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like, okay, how about now? Can we go now? Yeah. Like, no, wait. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So tables had turned in that situation. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00Uh yeah. Anything else?
SPEAKER_02I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_02I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I I don't know. Um what's going on with life right now. I'm still unemployed.
SPEAKER_00I'm too employed.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. You are. And I I mean, uh uh I've not eaten as much. And uh I'm sorry, what?
SPEAKER_00Sorry, I s I snorted while you were talking.
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay. I I was like, okay, grammar.
SPEAKER_00No, no, it it was me, not you.
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_00I promise. And when you listen back to this, you'll hear me going right as you're going you're you're trying to talk. And I didn't want that.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00Um there was a day I took my kids shopping. I think it was on Sunday. Uh no, it wasn't. It was last week. I went and took my kids shopping. So you can cut that part. Okay. That didn't happen.
Celebrity Shirt And Sunglasses Bit
SPEAKER_02Um close by or uh sauna.
SPEAKER_00Okay. George Clooney, I think.
SPEAKER_02No. No. No?
SPEAKER_00I like your shirt.
SPEAKER_02Thank you.
SPEAKER_00That's not Stallone. No. I don't know if you noticed, but just because he's wearing sunglasses doesn't make him stallone. No. Or anyone, really. Anyone can wear sunglasses.
SPEAKER_02Oh, oh yeah, but that's Schwarzenegger. Yeah, he's not just anyone.
SPEAKER_00He's not just anyone. No. He's Schwarzenegger. Yeah. With sunglasses. And a Terminator. Yeah. That's cool. Okay. Can you tell me?
SPEAKER_02Okay. Here's one. Cool. What about the pen? Working on it. Working on a pen. Working on a pen. Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_00Wow. Okay.
SPEAKER_02I I did not even have the time to turn away. Okay. Uh let's go with uh Wow. Yes. Thank you for the bro. Uh what is Adjective? Adjective. Um Jack Black.
SPEAKER_00Jack Black. I talked to Jack Black, you know. Oh yeah. I've got his number. Yeah. I also have Jackie Chan's number. Yeah. And Elenim.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Elenim Dolf Lungren, you go.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I have his number too. And now I have Jack Black.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. You haven't seen any of Dolph Lungren's movies, but maybe. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I've seen him in the Excavators.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_00You know, that movie that we're expendables. Excavators. Yeah. I have to change this. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Important. I need to do this.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02Who's Jack Black, by the way?
SPEAKER_00Uh Yuck is my young priority.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00I have another funny story. Okay. Uh, just, you know. Out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. Like a a side note here. Um, I I asked Mike why he named his daughter Aira. Aira.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Aira.
SPEAKER_02Aira.
SPEAKER_00And he said something about oh Vikings and Freya is also a Viking name and stuff. And I told him that I had heard, and I I double-checked, that um in Icelandic, Aira is ear.
SPEAKER_02Oh. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I was thinking Lauren. Axel Aira.
SPEAKER_02Ear. Yeah. Mike has a thing for body parts.
SPEAKER_00I guess so. I think he does.
SPEAKER_02Well, yeah, or not re you. I think it revolves around you and your family.
SPEAKER_00But Mike is the connection too. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, well, he has nothing to do with Axel though.
SPEAKER_00No. I have nothing to do with Ada.
SPEAKER_02No, I know. But uh it it uh revolves about you you two. Okay. Yeah, okay.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00Suicide. Sri Sriku.
SPEAKER_02Suicide card.
SPEAKER_00Suicide card. I'm putting it down. Oh no, I lost your name. What's your name?
SPEAKER_02Uh Matthias Yuanzo.
SPEAKER_00Okay, hi.
SPEAKER_02Hello.
SPEAKER_00Oh no, I forgot it again.
SPEAKER_02My name? Suicide.
SPEAKER_00Sorry.
SPEAKER_02Um almost.
SPEAKER_00Okay.