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[Leftovers] #172
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diting Plans And Dividing The Work
SPEAKER_03I'm recording now. Oh, cool. That's okay.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03There's that. Here's this.
SPEAKER_01Will you be editing this week? The whole thing? Yeah. No, not the whole thing.
SPEAKER_03But this weekend I will edit. Yeah. A part if that's okay. Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_01I prefer it that way.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But I mean, I I can't complain because it was a short episode.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and it was just mad libs. So it was like hardly editing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, exactly. Mm-hmm. And uh yeah, the first first part was good.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. And this weekend I should have some time to edit because I believe all I have is yumpa and going to a person and then regular Sunday things.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I have to catch up on TV though.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03Because I haven't seen Bestie Test from last week.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03Or today. Yeah. And well, I think we watched Ian and Agate, but I think I slept through it.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_03Or we didn't watch it.
SPEAKER_01Either way, you can watch it again.
SPEAKER_03Actually, I don't think we watched it all.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_03I saw Achman.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03I did.
SPEAKER_01That's cool.
SPEAKER_03He was very funny. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Was he the best one?
SPEAKER_03Well, I mean, he was like the headliner because he was very last. Okay. And so, yeah, he was he was one of the good ones.
SPEAKER_01Kodu was good too. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03He was he was the MC. Okay. MC Hammer. Yeah. He was the guy who introduced the people. Okay. I mean, like in between acts, he'd come out, he'd say some jokes, he'd talk to the audience a bit, and then uh bring out the next person. Okay.
SPEAKER_01I saw it was raw. So I uh assumed that uh Morton on the show would be the one like presenting everyone. But I guess he doesn't do that.
SPEAKER_03It might be different people every time.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but I think like Morton on the show is one uh he's like uh one of the founders of the Swedish raw.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but it there's other raw venues as well. So he might go to a different one.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, maybe he yeah, exactly. Maybe.
SPEAKER_03I don't know. But it was fun.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I'm really glad that I went.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, too bad I wasn't there.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I know. Yeah. But it was fun. Yeah. It was a good time.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03We all had fun.
SPEAKER_01Yeah?
SPEAKER_03We isn't me.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. But you're talking to yourself.
SPEAKER_03Right. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So I was there.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Sure. No, I left you at home. Oh, yeah. You're the one voice that I did not bring with me.
SPEAKER_01I need one voice at home.
SPEAKER_03To hold the fort down. Yeah. Yeah. Or else it's just it's crowded.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I that's cool. I would like to go to like a stand-up comedy sometime. That would be cool.
SPEAKER_03You've seen stand-up.
SPEAKER_01I have.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. You went to Emo.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Or he was there.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. He was the opening. Opener.
SPEAKER_03He was the opener.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. I li I I do like stand-up. Yeah. I mean, I guess it depends on who who the person is or who the comic is. But yeah.
SPEAKER_03I mean, it was kind of nice to just like go down there in my sweatpants and like looking like I'm ready for bed. Because I am.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Go down there, just watch a show. And then just walk to bed and go to sleep.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03It was really nice.
SPEAKER_01You're like, ha ha ha ha. Bye. Off to bed now.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna go to bed.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03And so I did.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. But you had to show your card to like people. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, that's all.
SPEAKER_01Nice that you have had a good time.
SPEAKER_03Thank you. I think so too. It was nice.
ance Class That Wears You Out
SPEAKER_01How did the dancing go?
SPEAKER_03The dancing went well. It was exhausting though.
SPEAKER_01Okay. So what uh what kind of dance was it?
SPEAKER_03Was it just like it's like uh routine dancing?
SPEAKER_01So was it like synchronized?
SPEAKER_03Kinda, yeah. Yeah. It's synchronized dancing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03In a way. It was really fun though.
SPEAKER_01So uh were you all very synchronized or was it like one person who didn't I was the one person. Oh really?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Because all these other girls are like 17, 18, 19. Okay. Pretty much. There were maybe a couple other older adults like me, but most of them were younger girls. And so they are better dancers than I am. And so I had a little bit of trouble keeping up with them, but eventually I could do it with a lot of practice.
SPEAKER_01Okay. So then um anyone get annoyed with you. I hope not. Okay. I mean, they're Swedish. They're not gonna tell me. No, okay.
SPEAKER_03They'll go over to their friends and tell them. Yeah. But they didn't tell me to my face. No. So I really hope that they were being patient with me.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03But it was fun. Yeah. I mean, the first day was like mostly theory, and there was some physical parts, so it was like brain draining. Yeah. You know? And then the next day was mostly physical, so that was like body draining.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03So it was just like exhausted.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_03No, it was gonna be exhausting either way.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. Uh so um um, yeah. I mean, I guess you're used to be uh uh with older women when you when you exercise and Yes, yes, I am.
SPEAKER_03So I'm on their level.
eeling Older In A Young Crowd
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you're used to be uh the youngest one, like one of the younger ones, and now you were one of the older ones.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Well, I've learned that sometimes that's gonna happen. I'm gonna end up being the older ones. Because you know, kids who were born in 2000 are 26 years old now.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they're getting old.
SPEAKER_03Ridiculous. I don't get it.
SPEAKER_00No, not fun.
SPEAKER_03No, nobody likes it.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_03It was funny because what's his name again? Code Kodyo. Kodyo. He called them Nonur. It's funny. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I laughed. Yeah. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah. I mean, what else would you call them? Because uh we're nineties uh and uh so uh you've got the two thousands. Yeah, I mean uh uh last decade was the tens, like uh and uh now it's the twenties. Yeah. But between nineties and tens, what do you call it?
SPEAKER_03Zeros.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, the zeros. Is it your turn or is it Maddie?
SPEAKER_03Well uh you know when Maddie and Andy or something?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, maybe. I uh Andre Andre, yeah, that's name was Andre. But I Yeah and uh Forest Forrest Gump plays. Uh no, uh uh before that when your grandma was there.
SPEAKER_03Or like here, it's right here.
SPEAKER_01We have the best story. And uh I did it in one night, so that was That's cool. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. That's how I used to do it. Okay. Yeah, that's well yeah, I started off by doing everything at once and then I split it. Yeah. So I'd take one part one day and then the other part the other day.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think I always split it to take the first part and then the second part.
SPEAKER_03But now we take we take one part each.
o Internet At The Apartment
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and yeah.
SPEAKER_03You still don't have internet.
SPEAKER_01Uh no, not uh at the apartment unless I got it today or something. But I mean you'd think if they I got it down.
SPEAKER_03I can't break it.
SPEAKER_01Don't do that when I'm talking. You have the worst timing ever.
SPEAKER_03Hold on.
SPEAKER_01Okay. This is my time to shine.
SPEAKER_03You can talk. I'm just gonna die over here.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Can you be a little bit quieter when you die?
unknownOkay, okay.
SPEAKER_01Okay. I don't remember what I said.
SPEAKER_03Cool.
SPEAKER_01But no, I have not uh I don't have uh internet yet at the place. Unless I uh it's there, but I mean they would probably have it. You'd have to pick it up. Yeah, right? So and I haven't got any notification about that.
SPEAKER_03So really should call them. I know you don't want to, but you really should.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I can't mail them.
SPEAKER_03I'm sure you could just be like, hey, what's going on? Yeah. But it would just be faster if call them.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. We'll see.
hoking Fits And Awkward Timing
SPEAKER_03I'm fine. You're so funny. So that was your week, basically. Oh god screaming at me. I'm sorry. Yes. Um yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I mean the uh ceremony and uh everything, or is that what you call it?
SPEAKER_03Hmm, funeral.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you know.
SPEAKER_03Right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Uh so yeah, uh yes.
SPEAKER_03Sorry, I'm still like choking.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_03You know, like it's like a burning sensation from it like rubbing so much and bubbles maybe, I don't know.
SPEAKER_01And then you don't want to cough, but you kinda have to.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, well, I'm past that. I'm okay.
SPEAKER_01Okay. I hate that feeling.
SPEAKER_03I do too. Like the I'm probably dying because I can't breathe. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Kind of and you uh often you get that feeling when you're not supposed to.
SPEAKER_03Like me at the cinemas and the middle of recording.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You know, when I was pregnant with my oldest, I always choked on water or saliva or anything. Okay. It was awful. It was like every time I took a sip of something and start choking on it. Okay. It was awful. Okay. Was her name Emily Watson? Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_01And um uh oh yeah, what was w what is it?
SPEAKER_03Like a sex line.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Uh yeah. Carl uh call girl, whatever you call it. I don't know. It's a sex line. Okay. If you say so, I guess you have more experience.
SPEAKER_03It's not that I have experience, it's more like I know words.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_03I know that word.
scars Trivia Plans And Movie Games
SPEAKER_01Okay. Uh so yeah. Um spiral and should we play an Oscars game then?
SPEAKER_03Maybe. Play movie games?
SPEAKER_01We can Yeah, maybe we should.
SPEAKER_03We probably should.
SPEAKER_01That's true. We can do that.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01Um, but I don't have uh Disney Plus, but I guess I can fix it somehow.
SPEAKER_03When I have Disney Plus.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Um, I mean I uh it would be cool if I uh can steal your account for a night. Uh but uh maybe what account.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Sorry. I had to make sure it was clear what you just said.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Account? It it doesn't get better.
SPEAKER_03No, that's okay.
SPEAKER_01Um I anyway, we're gonna play a game. Yeah, uh uh and uh but I need like um all the pin numbers and uh all the everything so it doesn't repeat from last year.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_01But uh I mean I made an account and then account and but then uh like uh got rid of it directly afterwards. So it worked out.
SPEAKER_03But I was thinking I was gonna say something something about Oscars? Maybe um 2018. What came out in 2018?
SPEAKER_01Uh but uh no um okay, so can't do which What was the question? Which film took home the 2005 Academy for Beg Picture Best Picture Lost signal for a second.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I went from analog to digital, or was it not other way around from digital to analog? Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03Anyway, right? No, no, we're wrong.
SPEAKER_01Because we're yeah, I anyhow.
SPEAKER_03Whatever. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um am I doing that?
SPEAKER_03Sure.
SPEAKER_01Hey, I mean that's not PC to impersonate a mentally disabled person.
SPEAKER_03I was gonna say something really mean. Yeah. I'm not gonna say it though. Do it. I mean, you have you have to cut it. Yeah, of course. But maybe you say you're gonna cut it and then you're like, ha ha ha, I didn't cut it. No. And then I'm gonna be like, oh my god, you didn't cut that. I asked you to cut it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So what was it?
SPEAKER_03It said it wasn't PC. I was gonna say no, it's C P, but it was funny. Anyway. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01It was really funny, actually.
SPEAKER_03That was awful.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah. Can you feel the love tonight? What? What CP?
SPEAKER_03Stop! Not funny. Well, thank you. I was just gonna leave it. Um thank you for Okay, okay, stop that.
SPEAKER_01You gotta stop that.
SPEAKER_03Just leave it. Whatever.
SPEAKER_01We don't like Oscars.
SPEAKER_03No, we just throw them on the floor. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so we're looser.
SPEAKER_03We don't even care which