[Leftovers] #173

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Transcript

Cold Open And Mic Beeps

SPEAKER_00 0:00

And there you go. Cool. Beep. Beep beep. Beep. Just uh the taxo alone in here and and he record for a couple hours. He'd like that. Though we just put that out.

SPEAKER_04 0:16

Could do now.

SPEAKER_00 0:21

Oh my knee. Okay. Yeah, that is mine. It is. That's mine.

A Quick Story From Work

SPEAKER_04 0:29

That's the other one. Yes. I'll keep my hands to myself. Would you like to tell your story? About who where where was she working?

SPEAKER_00 0:40

She was uh working at um services at the old people home there. Or um, you know, the one uh at the corner with the ramp and everything.

SPEAKER_04 0:51

Yeah, okay, that's where we have meetings.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

Okay. That was uh old people home before.

SPEAKER_04 0:56

It still is. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

Okay. Uh but she was working there.

SPEAKER_04 1:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

And she uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02

Hello. Hello. Okay, bye. Hello, hello. Alright.

SPEAKER_00 1:09

Yeah, that was that story. Yeah. I don't think she ate the trash though.

SPEAKER_04 1:13

That's gross. Why would she do that? Hello? No. Hello.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

Hey. Papa glim delegating kill.

SPEAKER_04 1:25

What? That's a shocker. Didn't see that one coming. So you're gonna hang out here until Papa gets home? Because he's insana, I'm guessing.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

So what? You're gonna be at Papa's house alone without adults for the whole night?

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:45

At some point. Why are you breaking my stuff?

SPEAKER_00 1:51

She's looking with her hand.

SPEAKER_04 1:53

Like she does. That was cool.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

That was you. Free Sai.

SPEAKER_04 2:00

Mmm, no. It's Papa Day. That's his own fault. Yeah. What about Henrik? Where's Henrik? Honey Oaksa. Does he not have keys? Where's his keys? Permitante. Unta turned into a motorcycle, I think.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

Or um chainsaw.

SPEAKER_04 2:19

Oh yeah, he's a chainsaw. Hey Henrik. Hello. Don't look at him.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

What?

SPEAKER_04 2:28

Well, are you gonna show it off? Are you showing it off to everyone? Is that what you're doing? He's really proud. Show Matias what you're so proud of.

SPEAKER_00 2:35

Everyone but me. What was it? Oh.

SPEAKER_04 2:39

I don't know. Oh, it's a my yaki. You know what? The microphone's over here.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

You meant that oxygen later.

SPEAKER_04 2:52

Yeah. Slurps. Can I? He wasn't going to anyway. Mama vet of Because you're paying off a t-shirt. That costs way too much money. Okay. I can't I can't stop looking at it. It's right there. Someone texted me.

SPEAKER_02 3:14

Welcome and sing some.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

Mama, there and you'll be okay. Cardboard.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

It was Osa who just copied the message that I sent her and sent it right back to me.

SPEAKER_03 3:28

That didn't answer any of my questions. Uh what am I doing? I'm buying.

SPEAKER_04 3:33

Ooh. Maybe we should interview Henry.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

About this mark.

unknown 3:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:42

Where do you see yourself in the next five years?

SPEAKER_01 3:46

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 3:47

Yes. When I was it's gonna be full of marks. When I was when I just gave birth. Wow. Yeah. Oh mama!

SPEAKER_03 3:56

You can then speak gravit, Mama. I don't know. Are you sure about that? Can't discuss it, I feel. Mm-hmm. You never know nowadays.

SPEAKER_02 4:09

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 4:12

Yeah. It's pretty warm out.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

Can you catch the palms up?

SPEAKER_00 4:15

No. No, this is what Lauren has to edit anyway, so.

SPEAKER_04 4:19

I'm keeping it forever. Okay. Where are you going? Where's your keys? Can you not get into Papa's? Freya said that you couldn't. Papa Day. Why are you guys here? Okay. Then you guys can go up to Papa. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 4:33

So you have to go on the start.

SPEAKER_04 4:37

Okay. Were you scared? Isn't that what people say? You have a livred.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Yeah, but with Ning. Oh. That's a different That's a verb.

SPEAKER_04 4:47

That means you're panicking, right?

SPEAKER_03 4:49

Me, you're ready, don't go sleep. Oh, that was nice of you.

SPEAKER_04 4:53

Did they say thank you?

SPEAKER_00 4:55

Were they livred?

SPEAKER_04 4:57

Is that when you fixed them from panicking?

Accidental ASMR Energy Drink Experiment

SPEAKER_00 5:04

ASMR. They are doing ASMR. I hate ASMR. Okay, that was kind of cool. Shaking up Mathew.

SPEAKER_04 5:26

This is the sound of Freya shaking up Matias' energy drink. Now let's open it.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

Yeah, okay. Be sure to film that though. Should I?

SPEAKER_04 5:52

Yeah, yeah, see what happens. Should I? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:56

Nothing happened.

SPEAKER_04 5:56

What? That's not fair. Wait. It's not even connected, is it?

SPEAKER_00 6:04

No.

SPEAKER_04 6:05

Wait, do it this way. What? Yeah. No. What? Because the microphone is coming in from the phone. You clip it off, Freya. Don't open it! Do you want to be on the podcast? We should interview it. We should interview Freya then.

SPEAKER_00 6:33

That's dusty.

SPEAKER_04 6:35

Yes, and now it's getting in the microphone. And now it's in my face. Hey buddy. It doesn't do anything when you're over here. It still doesn't do anything there.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

I love you!

SPEAKER_04 7:03

Thank you. Alright, you guys can go now. Thank you. Alright. Do you want to take my spot? Do you wanna record?

SPEAKER_00 7:14

She hasn't seen the movies.

SPEAKER_04 7:16

No, but you can tell her all about it. And then she'll be like, that sounds boring. Yeah. I won't like this movie. Alright, I'm gonna put it here.

SPEAKER_00 7:35

Okay. Am I putting it here too?

SPEAKER_04 7:37

That's up to you. I can't decide things for you.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

Okay. I think that's what I said. Your dad?

SPEAKER_04 7:45

Yeah, he had a bad day. Oh yeah. Stop! No funny.

SPEAKER_03 7:52

Oh my gosh. As far as I'm concerned, he had many bad days.

SPEAKER_00 7:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:58

I don't think he ever had a good day.

SPEAKER_00 7:59

Okay. Anyway. So if he you should have uh had a good day if he had a good day. That makes sense. If he did. I don't think he did.

SPEAKER_04 8:09

So that's why he had a bad day.

SPEAKER_00 8:11

Yeah. Makes sense.

SPEAKER_04 8:13

I don't know what's going on. I think you're supposed to open this up.

SPEAKER_00 8:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 8:19

No. Bunnies don't go there. He wanted to show me this video yesterday. Okay. It was kind of funny. Silly bunnies.

SPEAKER_00 8:38

Why why didn't you you did see it yesterday? No.

SPEAKER_04 8:41

No.

SPEAKER_00 8:42

Why not?

SPEAKER_04 8:43

Because I got home late and but just in time to put him to bed.

SPEAKER_00 8:48

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Movie Talk Holland Tunnel Detour

SPEAKER_04 8:50

Uh did you trim the trees on the side there by any chance?

SPEAKER_00 8:54

Uh no.

SPEAKER_04 8:55

Okay. Okay. Just wondering.

SPEAKER_00 8:57

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

Yeah. They keep hitting the car. Yeah. And smack. I'm waiting for it to smack me in the face.

SPEAKER_00 9:04

Okay. Yeah, if you if you have uh the window open.

SPEAKER_04 9:08

Yeah, it's gonna poke me in the eye.

SPEAKER_00 9:10

Oh, my eye. And then you will go down the same beckon where and the quicksand. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:18

I think.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

Probably. Graves? No? No, that's what you all the yeah. He he he will do like the whole um he will the what's it called?

SPEAKER_04 9:31

What's the tunnel's name?

SPEAKER_00 9:33

I don't know what the tunnel is called, actually.

SPEAKER_04 9:35

It has it starts with an H. Hey Google, talk to me. Hey Google.

SPEAKER_00 9:40

I don't want it.

SPEAKER_04 9:42

What is the tunnel called that goes between Manhattan and New Jersey? Holland Tunnel. That's the one that I was thinking of. Okay. That's the one that we went through. Okay, so there was an accident in So weird.

SPEAKER_00 9:57

I guess the terrorists uh were big fans of this movie.

SPEAKER_04 10:00

I think so.

SPEAKER_00 10:01

And then they're like, hmm. They got ideas. Yeah, that's not focus on the tunnel. That's focus, you know, at the end of the movie. That's they especially like the end of the movie.

SPEAKER_04 10:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:13

Okay, that was poor taste. Not not the monster.

SPEAKER_04 10:17

My monster was not very good.

SPEAKER_00 10:19

Yeah. No, that was good. It was my my comments that were well.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

I feel like I made the comment first during the movie.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:30

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:32

Well, I I also had the thoughts like every time I saw the movie.

SPEAKER_04 10:36

Okay. Yeah. Airy.

SPEAKER_00 10:38

Airy.

SPEAKER_04 10:38

Airy. Yeah. Airy.

SPEAKER_00 10:40

Yeah, that's true.

Water Retention Weigh In Anxiety

SPEAKER_04 10:41

You get a breeze. That's nice. Uh oh. Sorry, yeah. Messing with my Did you break your pants? No. I'm trying to adjust everything. Okay, so yes, we did have lunch. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 10:58

This is not PC.

SPEAKER_04 11:00

What? Oh, you said. What am I saying? What? PC. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:06

No, it was the joke last week that I cut.

SPEAKER_04 11:09

Oh, yeah. Not funny.

SPEAKER_00 11:12

No.

SPEAKER_04 11:13

Are you calling me C P? Yes. Rude.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

You were waiting for that coffee.

SPEAKER_04 11:21

I was. I don't want to cough while you're talking. That's not that's not fun.

SPEAKER_00 11:26

No.

SPEAKER_04 11:26

Um, let's see. What are your cons? No. Have you weighed yourself? Sorry, you can cut this, but have you weighed yourself?

SPEAKER_00 11:35

I have not weighed myself since maybe Thursday. Or Wednesday. But it was like uh 108.2 or so.

SPEAKER_04 11:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:45

But I also had my mom bought me uh watermelon. Uh and I'm like, okay, so that's gonna So I'm gonna pee in the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_04 11:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:54

That's water weight too.

SPEAKER_04 11:57

So Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:58

I mean it's not bad for me, but it you know ups my my weights.

SPEAKER_04 12:02

Yeah, all that water. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_00 12:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:06

Ante also bought watermelon yesterday. Okay. He saw the box of watermelons at Ika and he's like, Can I get one? I was like, no. He like just grabbed one and ran away with it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:17

Like, fine. Yeah. Luckily it was a smaller one either.

SPEAKER_04 12:21

Oh, yeah, no, he didn't get a small one.

SPEAKER_00 12:23

No, okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:24

No, it was like this big.

SPEAKER_00 12:26

And I cut it in half, so I took it like first half one night and then the other one, the other night.

SPEAKER_04 12:33

Okay. Hey. Hey. I thought it was a kid, but it's a big kid. Hey Annie. Yes. Thank you. What'd you do? I had lunch like not too long ago. No. So did you. Yeah. You were also there. That's why I got the look like you're hungry already? Since getting DNA results, I've had I'm sorry. Let me pause. Record. Hello. Hello. Sorry. Excuse me.

SPEAKER_00 13:10

Yeah. I did your thing. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 13:13

You did my thing.

SPEAKER_00 13:14

Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_04 13:14

Yeah. Upsetting. Anyway, I was saying.

SPEAKER_00 13:17

Oh yeah. What is it about you and water attention?

SPEAKER_04 13:22

Retention.

SPEAKER_00 13:23

Retention.

SPEAKER_04 13:24

Water attention.

SPEAKER_00 13:25

Yeah, I heard attention.

SPEAKER_04 13:27

Water retention.

SPEAKER_00 13:29

Okay, what's with you and uh that? I whatever that is.

SPEAKER_04 13:33

Well, so I I uh I think I'm allowed to have a mini breakdown when small things happen. Okay. This things that can shi shift shit. I have one who has panic attacks over these things.

SPEAKER_00 13:53

I would be more panicked if I didn't.

SPEAKER_04 13:58

What's wrong with me? I'm not um fat.

SPEAKER_00 14:04

No, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:05

No, uh that was one of the words I used today.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

Uh um Are you more lenient than me? No, yeah, it's not the word I'm I'm thinking of. The word you were searching for before. Uh uh. Um when we were talking about variations and uh or yeah uh anyways.

SPEAKER_04 14:33

We have to rewind.

SPEAKER_00 14:34

Yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_04 14:36

Um what did I say?

SPEAKER_00 14:40

Cause I'm so hard.

SPEAKER_04 14:41

Cause you're so hot.

SPEAKER_00 14:43

Cause I'm so hard.

SPEAKER_04 14:44

Um, yes. Just like walking around, you're constantly hard. Oh my gosh. My entire kitchen just fell to the floor.

SPEAKER_00 14:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:54

Sorry. What? Yes. Terminator two.

SPEAKER_00 14:56

Yeah. Because uh I mean um Oh we shouldn't fade out with that.

SPEAKER_04 15:04

You can do that, right?

SPEAKER_00 15:05

Yeah what?

SPEAKER_04 15:07

If you go in effects, you can fade.

SPEAKER_00 15:09

Yeah. And uh what? What? Are we gonna end it like that?

SPEAKER_04 15:13

If you want, yeah, but maybe cut it to the end so that it will fade out into the music.

SPEAKER_00 15:19

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Fade Out Plans Musical Episode Pitch

SPEAKER_04 15:21

Okay. Uh sorry.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

Should we have that musical episode?

SPEAKER_04 15:29

We should have a musical episode, but it feels like when I start singing you get annoyed. So I I I don't want to have a singing musical episode.

SPEAKER_00 15:38

I I don't know how that would work.

SPEAKER_04 15:40

I don't know. You know what? I have to write up a script in which all the it's just lyrics that we can just sing back and forth and we'll have a conversation using music.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:53

Oh, that's fun. I'm gonna get onto that.

SPEAKER_00 15:56

Okay.