[Leftovers] #174

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Sitting On Balls And Ball Taps

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And you have the ball.

SPEAKER_04 0:01

I have balls.

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The yoga.

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I got big ball. I got one big ball.

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You cannot lie.

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Uh no.

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I don't know why.

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I'm sitting on it.

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Yeah.

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How often I have a I have a man question.

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Okay. Okay.

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How often do you sit on your balls?

SPEAKER_01 0:19

Not that often.

SPEAKER_04 0:20

No. No. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

They're not that low. No? They're not. No. They're no.

SPEAKER_04 0:25

They're no? Alright. I guess you aim to sit on your butt anyway.

SPEAKER_01 0:29

Yeah. I mean, maybe like on a bike. I can I can leaning forward.

SPEAKER_04 0:36

Then uh and then you pinch them a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

Yeah, I don't like that.

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You don't? No. Why not?

SPEAKER_01 0:41

Because it hurts.

SPEAKER_04 0:43

Weak.

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And also getting kicked in between the legs. You don't like that? No. You should stop that.

SPEAKER_04 0:51

Okay. Alright. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

You didn't know that you shouldn't do that or in high school.

SPEAKER_04 0:58

I have a I have a story for you now. Okay. Okay. I had a boyfriend in high school. Shocker, right? Oh. Out of the millions that I had. I had one boyfriend who uh I got particularly close to. And um I used to give him a tap on the balls. Oh. Because it was funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:20

And he didn't like it.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

No, I get that.

SPEAKER_04 1:22

He he didn't like being ball tapped.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

No.

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And and then he would get mad at me. But I thought it was funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

I mean, I kind of get it, because uh it feels like uh guys often tap the butt of you know, women's butts. And uh but I mean I get we all have butts. Yeah, so that would be if you would do the same, it would be on his butt, not on his bowels.

SPEAKER_04 1:47

Right. I guess I got confused. Yeah you can't tell the difference.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

Is this your front or back?

SPEAKER_04 1:54

Um I don't know. There's just there's lumps all over the place.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:58

Just picked one.

SPEAKER_01 1:59

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if uh guys tap other places than butt. I I I don't know. I uh I usually don't do any of them.

SPEAKER_04 2:08

No. No, not really you don't touch other guys.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

Or girls.

SPEAKER_04 2:12

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

No, no.

SPEAKER_04 2:14

Was that me or you?

SPEAKER_01 2:15

That was me.

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Okay. Oh yeah.

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So yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 2:20

Okay.

Meditation And Yoga Detour

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So yeah.

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Meditation. Somehow we got from meditation to ball tapping.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

To tapping balls. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

Alright.

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Um start by breathing.

SPEAKER_04 2:36

This is the only yoga I know of.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

Yeah, okay.

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There's lots of stretching and flexibility.

SPEAKER_01 2:43

Yeah. Or we can No. No. Yep. Yep. All right. Aww. That clip really had me laughing. I'm like, that's you and me.

SPEAKER_04 3:01

It is.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:03

It's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Yep.

Planning Movies And Daily Texts

SPEAKER_04 3:07

Yep. Oh. Nothing's going on here. Okay. Gets hard to my pong since I'm not using it. What are we what are we doing?

SPEAKER_01 3:21

We're gonna come up with movies.

SPEAKER_04 3:23

Right.

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Right.

SPEAKER_04 3:24

And then what?

SPEAKER_01 3:25

Then I know.

SPEAKER_04 3:26

How about what if uh what if we combine something? Because you don't have anything else, right?

SPEAKER_02 3:32

True.

SPEAKER_04 3:32

True. Okay, so what if we do the movies in the first part, like we do, and then movies, and then the second part we can do the men and women thing that I had from last time.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:44

I feel like that's been the entire week. Like we have nothing else to talk about.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

Yeah, pretty much. If it's something special, we would take it in messenger. Like uh I want to show you a clip.

SPEAKER_04 3:57

Pictures and links and clips. Yeah. And oh yeah. And pictures.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

I'm on a bus.

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That's all that's anything that's in between good morning and good night is I'm on a bus.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

I'm waiting for a bus.

SPEAKER_04 4:09

Waiting for a bus. I'm home now. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Okay, awesome.

SPEAKER_04 4:12

Cool.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

Yeah. I fixed the movies.

SPEAKER_04 4:14

Okay. I wonder if we actually said anything else. Yeah. I'm gonna take pictures, apparently.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 4:23

There goes my charger. Oh, we need to have movie night now. What was the what was the date on Monday?

SPEAKER_01 4:30

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_04 4:33

Why don't you know anything? I don't know. It was the 23rd.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

Okay, that's true.

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In case you didn't know.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

Now I know. 23rd. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 4:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

Okay, so we're going from Monday. Now we're going to go to the first time. I'm going from Monday. Friday.

SPEAKER_04 4:46

Right.

SPEAKER_01 4:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 4:47

Now.

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No. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:49

I'm going through the past four days. Okay. Because this is quality content.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

Yeah, quality entertainment.

SPEAKER_04 4:56

Entertainment as well. It's entertaining. Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 5:00

That was not part of the text.

SPEAKER_04 5:02

Wednesday. Oh no, March 25th. Other things, and I lost it. Uh who had a dream? Yeah. You had a dream.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

I had a dream.

SPEAKER_04 5:14

I had a dream.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

Huh did I already tell you about the dream I had? No. Uh no, that was before.

SPEAKER_04 5:21

You said I had a dream that I was working at leavers again, unfortunately. And uh more things. And I lost it. Okay. Where'd it go? Okay. Blah blah blah. Other things. And uh and uh blah blah blah. Uh I am a impact and stuff. Nice. So that is uh I've been crying all day.

SPEAKER_01 5:51

Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 5:51

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 5:52

Oh no, don't cry.

SPEAKER_04 5:55

Okay. Alright. I guess I won't do them.

SPEAKER_01 5:58

Okay. Good.

SPEAKER_04 5:59

Yeah. Anything else?

SPEAKER_01 6:03

No, I don't know. Where do you want to start this? I think it's your turn to start it this time.

SPEAKER_04 6:09

Water.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

Yes.

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Alright.

SPEAKER_01 6:14

Okay. So are we gonna do a short episode today?

SPEAKER_04 6:19

Thank you for listening. Goodbye.

April Fools And The One Fan

SPEAKER_01 6:22

We're gonna cut down on the word.

SPEAKER_04 6:24

When is April 1st?

SPEAKER_01 6:27

I don't know. Oh it's not the same as last year. It's on April 1st. Yeah, I think it's on a Wednesday.

SPEAKER_04 6:36

Well, that's fun. We don't usually post anything on Wednesdays.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

No, we don't. And uh I don't know. Last year's uh April Fool's joke wasn't a big hit.

SPEAKER_04 6:47

I guess not. I liked it though. Yeah I worked hard.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

I liked it, but uh our fan did not like it that much.

SPEAKER_04 6:53

Well, our fan is dumb.

SPEAKER_01 6:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 6:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:57

We got one.

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Hello, my name is Lauren.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

Hello, Lauren. Good day, Lauren.

SPEAKER_04 7:03

Good day. Was I supposed to say something else?

SPEAKER_01 7:06

No. Okay. I said good day.

SPEAKER_04 7:08

You said good day. Because you're funny.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

It's daytime.

SPEAKER_04 7:12

It is daytime.

SPEAKER_01 7:13

I uh I just I don't want to know what time it is.

SPEAKER_04 7:17

I think I like it the way it is.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

Okay. Nothing about what what this is or what about our fan?

SPEAKER_04 7:26

The one fan.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

Yeah. They don't know what well and then again you just insulted her, so she's dumb. And what happens here?

SPEAKER_04 7:41

What happens here? We talk.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

We talk. Do we learn anything? No. Nothing.

SPEAKER_04 7:47

Nothing at all. Oh, okay. And what was now I get it.

SPEAKER_01 7:52

What? Now I get it. Yeah. So yeah, cool. Are you hi?

SPEAKER_04 8:02

I was in the basement.

SPEAKER_01 8:03

Oh yeah, that's true. I said good day.

SPEAKER_04 8:08

Idaho. Aida.

SPEAKER_01 8:12

You the hoe.

SPEAKER_04 8:14

My last name I'm changing to ho.

SPEAKER_01 8:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:18

Hoah. Yeah. Hua. Hoa.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

Hua. Hua. Hua. Like. Hua. So that's for English people speaking people.

SPEAKER_04 8:30

You still put the O in front of the A. Ho wa.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

Ho wa.

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Idahoa.

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Yeah. Ida Ho Wa.

SPEAKER_04 8:39

Did you get it?

SPEAKER_01 8:40

I did.

SPEAKER_04 8:42

Okay.

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From the start.

SPEAKER_04 8:47

Okay. Nineteen minutes.

SPEAKER_01 8:49

We're I got that out. Yeah, we're well into this.

SPEAKER_04 8:53

Um.

SPEAKER_01 8:53

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, okay. Uh I was thinking like a uh song cover.

SPEAKER_04 9:00

It's not a song cover. No. It's a feelings cover. Feelings cover. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:06

Yeah, okay, I get it now. Uh I've done some things.

SPEAKER_04 9:12

Broccoli. What? Did you chop broccoli?

SPEAKER_01 9:15

No. Would. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I killed them. Killed her.

SPEAKER_04 9:20

Don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 9:22

At least I got computers.

SPEAKER_04 9:24

I guess. But I'm going to lock them.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 9:26

You don't know the code. Maybe you do. I'm sure you've watched all of my code. You could probably get into any of the computers you're I'm not so sure. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 9:35

I can try.

SPEAKER_04 9:36

Yeah, sure. Um, then I'm gonna look for what?

SPEAKER_01 9:40

Okay. Oh, maybe I should have uh put cobra on a stick or something for you, but I forgot.

SPEAKER_03 9:46

Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 9:48

Forgot about that.

SPEAKER_03 9:49

Um cheese.

SPEAKER_01 9:51

Cheese?

SPEAKER_03 9:52

Cheese.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

I can have cheese or something.

SPEAKER_04 9:56

Okay. What was the last one?

SPEAKER_01 9:58

The last one?

SPEAKER_04 9:59

What were we covering on 150?

SPEAKER_01 10:02

I think I did wait.

SPEAKER_04 10:04

Like what movies did we watch that night? Let's find out. Yeah. So I can go to the right spot. Mad Max and Night at the Museum. Oh, okay. There's that. Okay, okay. A movie that I like a lot, but you didn't. I have one that is screaming at me. Okay. But I don't remember what you thought about it. So I'm gonna look at and I'm gonna read the transcript.

SPEAKER_01 10:38

Okay. Don't don't read the title, just what I thought about it, and I tried.

SPEAKER_04 10:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

Okay. And I get the guess.

SPEAKER_04 10:45

Uh yeah, do that.

SPEAKER_01 10:47

Okay. Yeah, because we're usually very detailed when we're talking about movies. I liked it.

SPEAKER_03 10:53

I liked it.

SPEAKER_01 10:54

Could have been better.

SPEAKER_03 11:02

Thank you. Thank you. Blah, blah, blah. Are you moving?

SPEAKER_01 11:10

No. Oh yeah, that movie. Oh. Blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_03 11:13

Oh here. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:15

Darn it. I liked it. I refuse to say what I thought about this movie.

SPEAKER_04 11:25

Well, I haven't seen any problems so far. He's back.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

I'm sorry. Sorry if I'm not disliking. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

You know what? I'm gonna give it to you anyway. I mean Hey!

SPEAKER_03 11:44

You think so? Yeah, post car and come. I thought that was next to the Putnam. Hi. How do we have to? Yeah. Brah. Did you make that? Yeah, I didn't compete MRM.

SPEAKER_04 11:58

Aw, that's nice. Did you say hi to Matthias? You don't want to say hi? Dumb. He's not dumb. You like him.

SPEAKER_01 12:08

Okay. No uh um yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:12

No questions asked.

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I don't like uh uh I we have touched on this today.

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Have we?

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Yeah. Tapping.

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Tapping.

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Tapping, tapping. Well that has uh I would say that's part of it.

SPEAKER_04 12:27

Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 12:28

Yeah, I don't know. Um I uh I do have s some experience of uh I mean sexual harassment?

SPEAKER_04 12:36

A little bit, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:37

Me. No.

SPEAKER_04 12:39

I I don't sexually harass you. No, no. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

No, you don't. No, uh you know, um uh in in school or I mean that wasn't really sexual harassment, it's more like uh um bullying, I would say. Yeah. Because uh it was a uh it wasn't not at my school, we visited another school and uh there was this girl who uh you know tapped my ass. Yeah. And uh, you know, the uh just doing so for I I don't know, shaming me or yeah, being funny for her friends, you know.

SPEAKER_04 13:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

Uh and uh I mean she had a boyfriend. Um later on she showed uh her boyfriend off, of course.

SPEAKER_04 13:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

And um yeah, it was like a power move.

SPEAKER_04 13:27

Right.

SPEAKER_01 13:28

So uh I have some experience. Yeah, but not no like cat calling really.

SPEAKER_04 13:34

No.

SPEAKER_01 13:35

No.

SPEAKER_04 13:35

No, it's just me who harasses you now.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

But you do do you have like uh Yes. Yes, you do.

SPEAKER_04 13:43

I do. I have experience with sexual harassment.

SPEAKER_01 13:46

Yeah, I mean uh I have given it a lot to you specifically.

SPEAKER_04 13:52

You are my main victim. Yeah, but I mean I have been sexually harassed on my school bus. And then when I asked my mom if I could like, I don't know, find another way to get to school, uh, I was told to brush it off.

SPEAKER_01 14:08

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04 14:09

So yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

Um those were guys, one guy or other?

SPEAKER_04 14:14

Yeah, it was one guy mainly who was known for sexually harassing other girls.

SPEAKER_01 14:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 14:23

And I was one of them, and I was extremely uncomfortable being on the bus. Especially when my guy friends weren't around me.

SPEAKER_02 14:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:32

Yeah. Uh so there are no uh uh uh uh uh I am not thinking of words today.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 14:44

Slap me. Get it.

SPEAKER_01 14:45

Where? There it is.

SPEAKER_04 14:46

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 14:47

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_04 14:48

Ew. That's not a snack. He feels the feels. Stop doing that. That's what I was told. Slap on the wrist and don't do that. Ow.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

I just got there.

SPEAKER_04 15:04

Yeah. Number three. Like, stop doing that. I just feel bugs all over me now. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

Like you're like you were talking about. This is just like a I guess stereotype or something. If a uh kid ends uh, you know, up in a if they're uh I lost it.

SPEAKER_04 15:24

Oh keep happening.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

You keep losing it.

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I do.

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Few people know we're still about men. Yes. Are we only gonna do men today?

SPEAKER_04 15:33

No, I'm we're gonna do women as well.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 15:36

You're funny.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

Well, yeah, okay. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 15:39

Hmm. Okay, number one. We're gonna get to woman later. Soon, okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

Still the same episode.

SPEAKER_04 15:47

It's the same episode.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

Okay. We're not doing women next week.

Colorblind Tests And Listener Prompts

SPEAKER_04 15:51

Uh two-parter. No, no, it is uh one episode. Okay. How can you tell if you're colorblind?

SPEAKER_00 16:01

Can Ishihara test it's a numb can all I dot or five sides? Reb yellow. Would you like me to find online test for yes? One of comm is check for color line, isha, like one. Uh try that one check for color line, ish har like one. In a pussy number red, my twenty one. May not or a more common. You've tried scramble colors.

SPEAKER_04 16:17

This is a Shush, is it my fault? No. Okay. Ugh. Okay, next.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

Oh my god, this is gonna be so long.

SPEAKER_04 16:26

Do you wanna quit?

SPEAKER_01 16:27

I don't know. Uh okay if you want. And uh while we're uh talking about that, uh maybe uh people wanna give us uh you know, uh I don't know, suggestions about women if they You wanna give suggestions about women?

SPEAKER_04 16:46

Yeah Can you just like be better?

SPEAKER_01 16:48

No, I'm I'm thinking more like uh I don't know uh if they wanna like uh bring up stuff about women because I'm uh our fan is a woman. Or maybe men, but we're not talking about men anymore. We're done talking about men.

SPEAKER_04 17:05

Um, and it gave me a really long answer, so I'm just gonna ask uh TLDR.

SPEAKER_01 17:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:12

Sometime. Hey buddy, we're almost done here, okay? I love you. Hi, goodbye. Hi Matias. Hi. I said No, that's not nice XM. Uh hormones and personality can make crying less likely. Don't know if I already said that.

SPEAKER_01 17:28

Yeah, I don't know. But now I know. Okay.