[Leftovers] #175

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Pimples And Mirror Psychology

SPEAKER_00 0:00

I'm taking it. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 0:01

It's cool. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:02

Just checking. We've got matching pimples. Yeah. Oh, that's cool.

SPEAKER_01 0:07

It's like looking into a mirror.

SPEAKER_00 0:10

Yeah. Something like that.

SPEAKER_01 0:12

Yeah. I um I saw this one uh yesterday morning and I'm like, oh, I don't like it. And then when I got home, I'm like, I need to pop it.

SPEAKER_00 0:21

Just gonna get rid of it. Yeah. Yeah. That's basically what I said too when I I felt it while I was at work. I was like, oh, that's annoying. And then I got home and I I had forgotten about it, but I felt it again. And I was like, oh, alright, I'll just get rid of it. That's it so I was done. Yeah, that thing again. I'm just gonna get rid of it and like try to squeeze it out. And I thought that I had gotten it, but Ant didn't notice that I was messing with it. He's like, I got this for you.

SPEAKER_01 0:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

Like, oh, okay. So then I just have to lay there and pretend that it doesn't hurt.

SPEAKER_01 0:57

I um I don't remember what I was saying, but Okay. Yeah, I I did uh the th uh the thing myself in front of a mirror. Wow. I'm like very nice. It popped.

SPEAKER_00 1:11

That's good. Yeah. Did it feel good?

SPEAKER_01 1:14

Uh it felt good. Good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:16

Did it get like all over the mirror too? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Uh you know, the thing is uh I uh y you don't feel it when you don't look at it, but when you see it, you know, in the mirror, you feel it.

SPEAKER_00 1:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

And that's when you uh think like, oh now I really have to pop it.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

I need that sweet release.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

I guess so. So if you don't look at it all day, then you're fine. Yeah. You can just ignore it. Yep. But the second you look at it, that's when you have to Then you feel it.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

I I feel it.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Okay. Interesting. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

So now you know that.

SPEAKER_00 1:57

Now I know. Yeah. I'm still wondering where my thing is. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

Oh gosh. Um Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

I don't know either.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

I was trying to think of something to say and I I couldn't think of anything.

TikTok Prompts And Learning To Dance

SPEAKER_01 2:15

That happens a lot.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

We should we should make videos.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

What kind of videos?

SPEAKER_00 2:21

I I kind of thought of something. We should we should make like TikTok videos.

SPEAKER_01 2:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

No, I'm not a fan of TikTok.

SPEAKER_01 2:27

No.

SPEAKER_00 2:28

But for some reason it sounds like fun.

SPEAKER_01 2:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

I've been wanting to make like little videos. I've been trying to convince Freya to make like videos with me. Funny videos or funny uh dancing. I wanna dance.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:43

But um, I'm not very good at dancing. I want to get better at dancing. I don't want to feel like I'm awkwardly moving around, you know? I'm robotic when I dance and it's it it's so unnatural for me. So I I wanna let loose.

SPEAKER_01 2:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:00

So I was thinking it would be really cool if we had like a list of like prompts. You know what I mean by that? Do you know what that word is?

SPEAKER_01 3:10

I know the word, but uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:12

What like suggestions, I guess, in a way to collaborate? Yeah, like um like a dance or a skit or something. Okay, so it would like just throw out ideas and just put it all in a list and put it in one of my wheels and spin the wheel, and you have to do the one that it lands on.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

That could be a video itself.

SPEAKER_00 3:33

Like uh a uh music video to a song in a different language.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

Then we'd have to like learn the words and come up with a dance.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

Yeah. I still want the the video we've been talking about.

SPEAKER_00 3:45

Yes, that one too.

SPEAKER_01 3:46

I would so I really like that idea.

SPEAKER_00 3:50

We also need time.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Yeah.

Night Shift Exhaustion And Scheduling

SPEAKER_00 3:52

Still.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

We do.

SPEAKER_00 3:54

Somehow it feels like I still have no time for anything ever. But you know, night shifts kick me in the butt because I want to like sleep in the next morning, so I give myself an extra hour to sleep. Okay, that's even though I'm waking up later and like shortening my daytime, I'm getting that extra hour of sleep. Yeah. But I'm still like dead. I'm so tired all the time. I don't work well with nights, night shifts.

SPEAKER_01 4:22

Okay. Yeah. I uh it didn't feel great when I just uh, you know, said goodnight to you. Uh I I usually want to be there uh for you when you get home and everything.

SPEAKER_00 4:36

Yeah, well, it's okay. I got it. I I would have done the same thing. I have done the same thing.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

Yeah. Uh yeah, I I didn't really like it, but I had to do that because I I was gonna uh gonna wake early.

SPEAKER_00 4:52

Yeah, and this coming week I'm working Wednesday night at five guys, so I'll be home around like midnight, one-ish maybe. If I don't know. And then Thursday morning I work at a neighborhood. So I'm gonna get like two hours of sleep and then that sounds like fun. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

Yeah. You've been you you're gonna be working like the entire week.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

I guess so. Evenings. Yeah. Mostly.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

Mostly.

SPEAKER_00 5:24

I have like the one day shift, right?

SPEAKER_01 5:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:28

Thursday? Yeah, something like that. I'm not done with my water.

SPEAKER_01 5:34

No. That's gonna be a thing now.

SPEAKER_00 5:37

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

We're just hey, it's my turn to talk this time.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

It is. Are you gonna mess it up? Oh yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

Definitely.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

So since since we were we were we were fighting earlier about ums, I think maybe if we catch the other person saying um, you should also say um. So if you say um, I'm also gonna say um and catch you.

SPEAKER_01 5:59

So it's then I'm gonna say um because you said um.

SPEAKER_00 6:02

Yeah, and then we're just gonna keep going. Yeah. Um, um, um, um. Should we do that or would it be annoying?

SPEAKER_01 6:10

I feel like it might be annoying. Well, I mean yourself up there, too.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

What?

SPEAKER_01 6:17

No, I was thinking we have done uh things like uh just uh you know send uh no uh posting it uh almost unedited before. So if we if it's a really tight schedule or whatever, maybe we can do that even with the ums and uh I don't know. We we've done it before, so we have it's my face.

SPEAKER_00 6:51

I was just checking.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

Is that a face on you?

SPEAKER_00 6:55

What's that? Oh, it's your face. Okay, it's your face.

SPEAKER_01 6:59

Yes, Josephine.

SPEAKER_00 7:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:04

Uh yeah, nothing. Not my kind of breakfast sandwich.

SPEAKER_01 7:10

I don't know. It would be a bacon, egg, and cheese for me. That's what they call it. Uh okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:15

Just a regular Swedish sandwich, breakfast sandwich.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

Yeah, because we we have it at the breakfast break.

SPEAKER_00 7:21

Yeah. Okay. It wasn't bacon, egg, and cheese. No. No, that's too bad. Well, then I didn't mess out miss out on the mess up. I didn't mess up that much. Nope.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

No.

SPEAKER_00 7:33

What's it? Friday the third. Was it uh Wednesday, April 1st?

SPEAKER_01 7:38

Yeah. Well uh yeah, the uh this year. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

I think I was kind of stupid today. Because when I started with working and stuff, I'm like, I'm gonna get myself monthly bus and train tickets.

SPEAKER_00 7:54

Yeah. Why?

SPEAKER_01 7:55

Why?

SPEAKER_00 7:55

Why?

SPEAKER_01 7:56

I don't know, because now I get money.

SPEAKER_00 7:58

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:00

I mean uh I'm I'm gonna go. Uh I need to go to a bigger city to get clothes at some point. So and uh sometimes I take a bus and stuff like that. So why not? It's not cheap, but uh it's it's uh kinda nice not having to fix the ticket every single time, you know.

SPEAKER_00 8:21

Yeah. Well well uh okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:24

So yeah, uh like I said, it was it it's stupid, but it's kinda nice too.

SPEAKER_00 8:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

That's good.

SPEAKER_00 8:30

Maybe you should do that then. Yeah. But you felt stupid.

SPEAKER_01 8:33

Yeah, because it's expensive. Yeah. But it is.

SPEAKER_00 8:37

Everything's expensive. Yeah.

Movie Tangents And A Fake Sponsor

SPEAKER_01 8:43

Yeah. We're good at talking today.

SPEAKER_00 8:46

I did I did say things.

SPEAKER_01 8:48

In I don't know, where what would you say? Uh uh were he with the Brendan Fraser Fra Fraser. Fraser.

SPEAKER_00 8:57

Fraser.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

Should be in vagina Johnson.

SPEAKER_00 9:01

Johnson in vagina.

SPEAKER_01 9:02

Yeah, I don't. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:04

And um evolution, you know, Pokemon right there.

SPEAKER_01 9:09

Um so she pokemon uh killed her parents.

SPEAKER_00 9:14

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:16

And we have Pokemon coming up soon, don't we? Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_01 9:20

Yeah, in a year.

SPEAKER_00 9:21

In a year, okay, that's pretty soon.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:24

Um okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Okay, so uh yeah, I don't know. Did you want to say anything else about this movie? Or maybe what you thought about it?

SPEAKER_00 9:34

I'm gonna ask you first.

SPEAKER_01 9:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:36

Uh both oh. So how do you want to do this? I uh it And I need my glasses because I can't read.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

I think that there.

SPEAKER_00 9:45

Where?

SPEAKER_01 9:46

Behind your Duncan.

SPEAKER_00 9:47

It's like look right behind, so I cannot it's directly behind my water bottle, so I could not see a single thing. Okay, there I can see again. Okay, because still what? Do you want to read for me?

SPEAKER_01 10:02

My stomach does.

SPEAKER_00 10:04

Okay. Are you correcting me? Cause I don't appreciate it. Okay, so after these messages. Hello. And that was a word from our sponsors.

SPEAKER_01 10:16

Yeah. The FART company.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

The Fart Company. Run by Akali Pakali Caxel. Thank you. Goodbye. And then goodbye, sir. Goodbye, sir.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

Bye, sir.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

Goodbye, sir. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

Excuse me. I guess I was wrong about the sex scene and the specialists.

SPEAKER_00 10:41

There's no real sex scene. No, it's kissing.

SPEAKER_01 10:44

It's yeah, it's implied. Implied.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

You don't see anything. No. But they do kiss.

SPEAKER_01 10:50

Maybe in the rated X version they're gonna be.

SPEAKER_00 10:56

Um god, I'm sweaty. Sorry, I'm disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

But yeah, so Saved by the Boy.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

Fic the hooklawed. Uh Yogda.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

Saved by the boy.

SPEAKER_00 11:15

I have to look up what it says in the transcript. What I said exactly. Oh. There you go, Matthias. Get it, get it. Oh, very nice. Thank you, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 11:27

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Tracking Episodes And Lost Details

SPEAKER_00 11:29

Bye-bye. Mom and Matthias. Bye bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Which episode did we watch last?

SPEAKER_01 11:40

Um, a Christmas. Well, before Christmas. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 11:45

So I don't I don't know what day that was.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

I think it was like the 6th. December 6th. Something like it.

SPEAKER_00 11:54

I have the second and the ninth.

SPEAKER_01 11:56

Oh, second though. No?

SPEAKER_00 11:59

On the second, that's when it was the ninth, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 12:02

Okay. Oh yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:06

Okay. Yes. Okay. We watched this one on number 158. I'm gonna look for Stallone. Find him, Paige Stallone. Alright, here we go. Go away. Okay. Are they yelling at me?

SPEAKER_01 12:21

Oh, I don't know. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00 12:23

Oh, okay. Gonna play me really late. Are you wearing I said no. What? He said it's max volume. I said no. Uh I lost it. Gosh.

Interruptions Boundaries And Early Wakeups

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:40

Okay, so hey. Oh no. Are you sad? Oh I do love you. What's up, buddy? Do you have any more candy to share with me? Yeah, but you guys have. Okay. You're not just gonna give me anything. Okay. You also have legs.

SPEAKER_01 13:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 13:01

Okay. This needs to stop, okay? Last time. No more. Okay? You gotta find something to do. Okay? No mew. Hmm. What? No. Alright. Bye-bye. Now you gotta find something to do. Don't come in here again. Okay? We're busy. We need to open another thing. Stink. Because the more you come in here, the longer it takes for us to be done. Okay? If you want us out quicker, you gotta leave us alone.

SPEAKER_01 13:26

Okay. Um bye bye.

SPEAKER_00 13:29

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you. Exit. Go. Um my god. It's a it's for cleaning. It's a spray.

SPEAKER_01 13:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 13:42

Or something. I don't know what it was.

SPEAKER_01 13:45

Cleaning spray.

SPEAKER_00 13:46

Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 13:47

Maybe. Um like detergent or what No, detergent for laundry. Okay, yeah, well that's cleaning too.

SPEAKER_00 13:54

Okay, but you don't use detergent to clean your counters. No, but it's a it's a cleaning.

SPEAKER_01 13:59

Laundry is a type of cleaning, I would say. Uh uh then uh Bender Shush. Are you okay?

SPEAKER_00 14:08

Yeah, I'm listening. Okay. It was a collective essay. Uh I don't know. They do.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

I I don't know. Uh I mean I I what what happened on the football field or whatever at the end where he he leaves something there, right? Or on the football field? Yeah, doesn't he? Or am I wrong?

SPEAKER_00 14:28

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

No.

SPEAKER_00 14:29

And then he's like, Yeah, he has punched there.

SPEAKER_01 14:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:34

What time are you waking up?

SPEAKER_01 14:36

Um I'm 5 30.

SPEAKER_00 14:38

5 30 instead of 4 30?

SPEAKER_01 14:40

Yeah, instead of 4.

SPEAKER_00 14:42

Okay, right. I was getting up at 4 30. You were already up before me. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So because uh the amount you can forget in a year.

SPEAKER_01 14:51

Cause I uh usually I I want to be there at six. So I I get like half an hour to get myself ready.

SPEAKER_00 15:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:01

That's all I need now. And then just walk over there. Cause I mean um at six the uh you don't have to do the um uh press uh you know, you don't have to blip and put your code in. Put your code in. Okay. So that's why I don't need to come before six then.

SPEAKER_00 15:20

Okay. It's six to six. All right. Okay. Stop no stop. No. Stop.