Roasty Toasty Ghosty
Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.
Roasty Toasty Ghosty
#177: Wasted Time Travel
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We bounce from real-life catch-up into movie night, rating the vibe of Happy Gilmore 2 and debating what Rocky II gets right and wrong. Then we unleash a long Mad Libs run that turns into surreal improv before we ask what’s ruining your life right now.
• thinking it’s Friday when it’s Thursday
• “wasting” time travel and why it feels pointless
• getting a job update and going back to full-time work
• weekend schedule stress and the joy of free workouts
• Happy Gilmore 2 as a nostalgia-heavy comeback sequel
• Rocky II as slower drama with big questions about fatherhood
• Mad Libs stories that escalate into total nonsense
• whether live Mad Libs on Twitch should return
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Cold Open And Getting Started
SPEAKER_03In a world where everything is unscripted, this is roasty, toasty, roasty.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Now, now, hello.
SPEAKER_01Hello.
SPEAKER_00Hello.
SPEAKER_01Hello.
SPEAKER_00And we were talking and now we're here.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, we were talking and we keep on talking.
SPEAKER_00I'm just gonna fix my hair and then I'm gonna say something to you.
SPEAKER_01Okay, cool. You can't do both at the same time.
SPEAKER_00No. Okay. Hello.
SPEAKER_01Hello.
SPEAKER_00I'm here. I'm back.
SPEAKER_01Wow.
SPEAKER_00That's all I had to say.
SPEAKER_01Huh.
SPEAKER_00What are we what's going on?
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Should we just get into it?
SPEAKER_01Maybe we should.
SPEAKER_00Let's open this up.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Yay.
SPEAKER_02Ha ha.
SPEAKER_00And we're gonna do this perfectly. Like we always do. Right? Yes. And and we're we're gonna not say um or think about what we're gonna say. We're just gonna say it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_00However that works.
SPEAKER_01We can try that.
SPEAKER_00So go ahead.
SPEAKER_01Wait, what?
SPEAKER_00The episode.
SPEAKER_01Okay, okay, okay. Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matthias.
SPEAKER_00And I'm Lauren.
SPEAKER_01And we're gonna be your besties for an hour or so.
SPEAKER_00That's right. Are we gonna learn anything today?
SPEAKER_01Nope.
SPEAKER_00No. Good. Let's keep it that way. Yes. I feel like we already know as much as we need to know. Yeah. This this podcast is not going to uh make you any smarter.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00Nope. So how are you doing?
SPEAKER_01I'm doing well.
SPEAKER_00Good.
SPEAKER_01Right now? Because my headache is is gone now.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. You needed to eat something.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So yeah, it's I'm good.
SPEAKER_00You're good.
SPEAKER_01How are you?
SPEAKER_00I am also good.
SPEAKER_01Good.
SPEAKER_00It's really warm outside. We went for a long walk and um it wasn't really necessary because I've been thinking that it's Friday all day today. It's not Friday.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00Today's Thursday.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. That's a twist.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I'm gonna be uh fully packed throughout the weekend. My schedule is completely booked. So I can't record tomorrow, which is Friday. It's Thursday. Yes. And we need to get this over with before I have to go to gymnastics. So we're gonna we're gonna zoom.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
The Pointless Time Travel Question
SPEAKER_00We're gonna do this on Zoom. Do you wanna meet me on Zoom? Sure. You go home and you turn on your laptop and we'll get on the computer instead. Yeah. And we'll waste time with travel.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Sounds sounds like a good idea.
SPEAKER_00Wasted time travel.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00What would be a traveling time travel experience that would be a complete waste of time?
SPEAKER_01Maybe like uh to like five minutes ago or like five.
SPEAKER_00I guess if if you if you didn't do anything that you regret five minutes ago, then it would be kind of dumb to go back to that time if you didn't want to edit your life.
SPEAKER_01Exactly.
SPEAKER_00So yeah, I guess so. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And I mean uh if you only have like uh a fine amount or or what what do you uh certain amount a certain amount of uh time travels, maybe you shouldn't waste it.
SPEAKER_00Oh, if you're like limited to a certain amount of times you can time travel. Yeah, I'm gonna go back to five minutes ago just to test it out. Oh, it worked. Now I only have four more tries.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00So I'm gonna go back to that boring movie that I watched that one time and uh just uh I don't know, enjoy my nap, I guess. We're gonna go back to when we watched James Bond.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Just for the nap. Good times. Yeah. Good times when we just slept right through movie nights. We didn't record podcasts. We didn't episode several uh episodes.
SPEAKER_01No, we didn't.
SPEAKER_00And we slept a lot.
SPEAKER_01Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_00During the movies.
Work Updates And Weekend Chaos
SPEAKER_01We were so tired back then.
SPEAKER_00Why?
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Anyway, um, what are your do you have any highlights from the past four days?
SPEAKER_01Uh I do have one real highlight.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Was my phone call yesterday.
SPEAKER_00It was a fun phone call.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It sounded exciting. I was right there with you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. You were in front of me and uh I was not listening. No.
SPEAKER_00I never listen in on phone calls.
SPEAKER_01No, that I found out I get to work in like two weeks.
SPEAKER_00You got your job back.
SPEAKER_01I got my job back soon.
SPEAKER_00By you're actually getting employed by your job. Yeah, exactly. Not through a third party.
SPEAKER_01Exactly. And I get to work full time now. Not just once a week or if even that. So yeah.
SPEAKER_00That is good.
SPEAKER_01I feel so too.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. What do I have? I've had a lot of days off in a row. Uh, and I got to go to my exercise classes that I go to in the evenings, especially the water Arabics. I really like going there, especially since my shoulders been hurting. Still, it's not going away. But I get to sit in the hot tub and just enjoy myself in the hot tub before and after. And and I get to use the sauna.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00And this is all for free because I work for gymnastics. Yeah. So it's really nice to get free group training.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And yeah, that's something I've been looking forward to for the past couple of weeks.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because I I missed it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And yeah, you like you said, you had a few days off, and now you're gonna start your fully packed.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, because tomorrow I'm gonna work at one job and then go straight to the other job. And then Saturday I have a gymnastics show of beasting, whatever you want to call that. And um my daughter is also a part of it, and there's two parts, and we couldn't possibly be in the same part.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_00I'm in the first part and she's in the other part. So I'm gonna be there all day and then go straight to my job after.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And then on Sunday, I think I'm only working the evening. Okay. So I'll have the daytime to chill and sleep in.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And have a headache for the day because I'm definitely gonna turn off my alarm.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because I don't think we have anything planned for the morning.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00And that's that. I can't recall if I did anything fun last weekend. I feel like I I did work. I worked until did I work on Sunday?
SPEAKER_02Maybe.
SPEAKER_00I worked Saturday, I I think.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. Oh, I had fancy dinner on Saturday.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And then I went to work. That's what I did.
SPEAKER_01Which day did I follow you to work? Because I did, right?
SPEAKER_00Was that Friday?
SPEAKER_01Maybe it was, yes.
SPEAKER_00Or did you? I don't remember.
SPEAKER_01No, I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Maybe it was one of the days.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I remember doing so, but maybe it wasn't even last week.
SPEAKER_00Maybe it was It was like five weeks ago.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Who knows? That was last year. We we need a uh time machine so we can find out.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I'm just gonna go through all the days last week. Last weekend. Like, was it this day? No. Next, this one? No. Okay. Next. Uh no, no, no, no. No. I saw you. Yeah, I did see you yesterday. We went for a walk.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It was a nice long walk with the dog. Yes. That I'm dog sitting. And today is Thursday.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_00Why?
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Anyway, it's Thursday and we watched movies. Would you like it's Thursday. It's Thursday, April. April April 16th.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_002026.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_00That's the date.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. If we wanted to go back, if we ever get a time machine and go back, then we know the time.
SPEAKER_00Right. That's today.
SPEAKER_01Or the date.
SPEAKER_00Right. And we watched movies.
SPEAKER_01Yes, we did.
SPEAKER_00Today we watched uh we we movied on, right? Would you like to do that? Something like that.
Happy Gilmore 2 Then Rocky II
SPEAKER_03Let's movie on.
SPEAKER_00I don't know my lines.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00Why?
SPEAKER_03I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Anyway. What what did we watch? We watched Happy Gilmore 2 and Rocky 2. Would you like to give me a really bad summary? Really short summary for Happy Gilmore.
SPEAKER_01I can do that.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_01Remember last week's movie Happy Gilmore?
SPEAKER_00Right, we watched that.
SPEAKER_01This is like 30 years later.
SPEAKER_00The same thing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Almost.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, almost. But he's a drunk now.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I I don't know. Uh he also has kids and uh he killed his wife.
SPEAKER_00It was an accident.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01But he did it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01He killed a lot of people when you think about it. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I mean, um there were some tragedies.
SPEAKER_01And uh there's a lot of cameos and uh guest appearances from other celebrities.
SPEAKER_00It feels like this was like the ultimate Adam Sandler movie.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it feels like it was uh his Swan song, if you or whatever. Okay. Swanson. Swanson.
SPEAKER_00Ron Swanson.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Okay. Like he's um like he would tie the knot or something. I hope not. I hope he stills keep on doing stills. Still keeps on doing I hope he stays still. Yeah. So he doesn't die.
SPEAKER_00Be careful. Yeah. Yeah. So uh the shooter McGavin guy was back in this movie. Like everyone from the first movie came back.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And like even the dead people, all the dead people came back and somehow. And uh he teamed up with shooter McGavin to uh defeat this new high-tech form of golf.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And i yeah, it goes well for them.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And the sixth uh sense boy kid was there. He was like the bad guy or antagonists.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, he was one of them.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00He wasn't one of the bad guys.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he was like the main or yeah, like the main competition.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. That was cool. Yeah. To see him again. Yeah, and I like that uh uh shooter was a good guy this time.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Well it started off like is he gonna be a good guy or a bad guy? Yeah. We weren't really sure.
SPEAKER_01No. And uh I really liked the cemetery fight.
SPEAKER_00Um yes, with all the dead people.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Uh that was really funny.
SPEAKER_00It was funny. It was a really funny movie.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Uh yeah, I liked it. Uh what did you think about the movie?
SPEAKER_00Uh what we're moving. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh what did you think about this movie?
SPEAKER_00I thought it was a really good movie. I've been looking forward to this one for a while. And uh it's been out for a while, but we just now watched it first time together, right? Yes. Right? Yes. Okay, just checking. You haven't sneakily watched it without me. No. Okay. Well, it was a good movie. It was funny. I enjoyed it, and I really like this kind of movie. The comeback movies are probably my favorites.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, especially when you get like uh the same actors playing these roles.
SPEAKER_00When everyone comes back, yeah. Come back movies. Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Ah, now I get it.
SPEAKER_00You get it? Oh good. Okay. Uh is that all?
SPEAKER_01I think so.
SPEAKER_00Because I think you said that you liked the movie.
SPEAKER_01I did like the movie.
SPEAKER_00Okay, now you've repeated yourself. Yeah. So I'm gonna tell you about Rocky 2.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_00This is a movie with Stallone.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Again. And Carl Weathers was there again as Apollo Creed.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_00And he's a little grumpy about the last time they had a boxing match, and he can't let it go. So he's like, let's do it again. And Rocky is like, nah, I don't really feel like it because you beat up my eyeball and they're hurt. And my eye. And my good eye. And he marries uh uh our our Armin. Astrid. Adrian. Adrian is her name, and I knew that. Yeah. I just kind of forgot for a second.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And uh she they get married and they have a baby, and then she takes a nap. And that makes Rocky kind of sad.
SPEAKER_03And he also wanna sleep.
SPEAKER_00He also wanted to take a nap, but it was her turn to take a nap. They couldn't nap at the same time. And so eventually They refuse to watch the baby though. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Well, she was taking the nap. Her nap.
SPEAKER_00In a way, I kinda get it that he refused to see the baby without her.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But on the other hand, like you need to be a father from day one, whether she's there or not. So, like, what would he have done if she had died there?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Would he be like, no, I refuse to take care of this baby because Adrian's not there.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like, okay, what kind of father are you then? Uh so yeah, that was the only really questionable part that I had.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And that's the movie.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Uh there is a boxing match eventually, but it takes a really long time to get to there. Get there. Yeah. Uh get to there. Get to the there. Uh what did you think about the movie?
SPEAKER_01I mean uh I guess it's a good follow-up to the first movie. Uh and um yeah, I I don't know. I I don't hate it. I I didn't love the first one, I don't love this either. But uh I I think it's pretty good for a Rocky movie. Yeah. Uh uh. I don't know. What what did you think?
SPEAKER_00Which one's better? This one or the first one?
SPEAKER_01Uh in a way, I I mean the first one is a classic because of this b uh behind the scenes story. I think uh that that's my feel. Like uh because uh that's more uh inspiring to me, but I kinda like this one because it's the first one feels so dark. This one gets a little bit, you know, brighter uh in some ways.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01What do you think?
SPEAKER_00I think that there was a bit more like action in the first one. This one was a lot more like drama, personal stuff, and then you kinda get to uh all the action at the very end.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So I don't know. I I might have liked the first one better.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I feel like these two movies could be like one long movie. Yeah, sure. I in a way, but um yeah, uh because I kind of feel like they're not that far from each other.
SPEAKER_00They could have been because I mean, yeah, the beginnings start during the first movie.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00We got to watch half of the first movie at the beginning of this movie, so they could have been one movie, but whatever.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I did enjoy it. I had questions, but that's all.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It wasn't terrible.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00It was questionable.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But the first one was better.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Anything else?
SPEAKER_01I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00Why?
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Anyway, should we take a break? Yeah. Are we at that part already?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Maybe.
SPEAKER_00Alright, let's get to the part where we take a break. Yeah. And we'll be back.
SPEAKER_03Sorry. I was gonna burp, but then I swallowed it.
SPEAKER_00We'll be back later. We're gonna get this going.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because we're back.
SPEAKER_00Because we're back, and we are going to uh sit here and talk. Yeah. And then I'm gonna go to gymnastics and teach some girls how to roll around like I do.
Mad Libs Stories Go Off-Rails
SPEAKER_01Okay. Do it like this. Yeah, no, you know what?
SPEAKER_00We're gonna do some mad libs.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Why?
SPEAKER_02I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Because I had nothing else to do today. I had no other plans. So we're gonna do a few mad libs and waste some time. Okay?
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00So I'm gonna start by writing, and you are gonna come up with words.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00We all know how mad libs works, right?
SPEAKER_01I do.
SPEAKER_00Okay, good. Animal. I'm just gonna start. Animal.
SPEAKER_01Cockroach? Is that an animal?
SPEAKER_00That's a bug.
SPEAKER_01It's a bug.
SPEAKER_00Fine. Noun.
SPEAKER_01Sun.
SPEAKER_00Sun, like the one in the sky?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Or my son.
SPEAKER_01The big fireball.
SPEAKER_00Okay. I mean you you He's also a big fireball. Yeah. But whatever. Plural noun.
SPEAKER_01Beaches.
SPEAKER_00Adjective.
SPEAKER_01Long.
SPEAKER_00Verb.
SPEAKER_01Crawl.
SPEAKER_00Adjective.
SPEAKER_01Sad.
SPEAKER_00Plural noun.
SPEAKER_01Jackets.
SPEAKER_00Verb.
SPEAKER_01Verb toss.
SPEAKER_00Toss? Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_01To toss.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Adjective.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00I'm hinting.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm not.
SPEAKER_00Um It was an adjective.
SPEAKER_01Adjective. Careful.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Part of the body, a plural.
SPEAKER_01Heels.
SPEAKER_00Plural noun.
SPEAKER_01Trucks.
SPEAKER_00I guess so. Noun.
SPEAKER_01Rocket.
SPEAKER_00Plural noun.
SPEAKER_01Shoelaces.
SPEAKER_00Hmm. Adjective.
SPEAKER_01Adjective. Sturdy.
SPEAKER_00Noun.
SPEAKER_01Lamp.
SPEAKER_00And an animal.
SPEAKER_01Snake.
SPEAKER_00Alright. Okay. This one is called a maze ing minotaur. Minotaur? Minotaur. I don't know. It's an interview between an interviewer and a mini. It's called a mini.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00I'm guessing it's a minotaur. I don't know. Let's find out what happens here. So, interviewer says, So, what's it like having a cockroach head, but a human son?
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00The mini says, it's just about what you'd expect. Beaches don't take me seriously. Life is hard on the minotaur, I guess.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00These beaches don't take me seriously. My therapist misses every long appointment. I could crawl. I would also avoid the long appointment.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00Interviewer. How unfortunate. Do you think they are sad against all non-jackets or what?
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00Minnie. I do hunt and toss people I find wandering lost inside the maze.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00Just toss them out. That could be the reason for the careful look in their heels. Okay. Interviewer. That seems unlikely. No. I'm so sorry. That seems likely.
SPEAKER_03That's the opposite.
SPEAKER_00I don't know why he said unlikely. Okay. After all, trucks speak louder than words if they're really loud. Yes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00With that in Rocket. Do you have anything to say to the families of your shoelaces? Many. Only that it's never sturdy to judge a book by its lamp. Despite my looks, on the inside, I have the heart of a snake.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00I guess that explains.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Alright. Next, you get to write.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_00With a purple pen.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Adjective.
SPEAKER_00Soft.
SPEAKER_01Verb ending in ing.
SPEAKER_00Destroying.
SPEAKER_01Number.
SPEAKER_00Sixteen.
SPEAKER_01Noun?
SPEAKER_00Stain.
SPEAKER_01Number.
SPEAKER_00For noun. Sand.
SPEAKER_01Uh noun.
SPEAKER_00Hair.
SPEAKER_01Adjective.
SPEAKER_00Wendy.
SPEAKER_01Place.
SPEAKER_00Uh basement.
SPEAKER_01Number.
SPEAKER_00Twenty-six.
SPEAKER_01Adjective. Oh.
SPEAKER_00No?
SPEAKER_01Uh no. I said oh, because uh my uh to was not very nice.
SPEAKER_00Not good. You have an eraser if you want to erase.
SPEAKER_01Sure.
SPEAKER_00An adjective?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Smudgy. Smudgy.
SPEAKER_01Verb.
SPEAKER_00Verb.
SPEAKER_01Verb.
SPEAKER_00Let's see. To flip? Yeah. Another verb. Another flipping verb. Okay, sorry. Uh listen.
SPEAKER_01Okay, I'm listening.
SPEAKER_00Listen. Okay. Noun brrr. Okay. Um. Uh a brrr. A mushroom.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Another noun.
SPEAKER_00Uh, let's see. Uh spiral staircase.
SPEAKER_01Sometimes I don't like you.
SPEAKER_00Why?
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, well, I know. That's okay. Not all of us do like meat. Get in line. I think sometimes you do kinda like me though.
SPEAKER_01Sometimes kinda.
SPEAKER_00Sometimes kinda. Okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I'm alright with that.
SPEAKER_01Plural. Noun.
SPEAKER_00Airplanes.
SPEAKER_01Adverb.
SPEAKER_00Yesterday. I don't know. Yay. Oh, that's all. Yep. Okay. Then I'm gonna read this one.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00It's called a genie's contract. Be sure. Did I say that right? Be sure. I thought I said sure. Be sured. Be sure to read the soft print.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00In light ink. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Not not hard print.
SPEAKER_00It's difficult to read. The individual responsible for destroying the lamp is entitled to sixteen wishes. To be granted by the stain inside. The magical stain. We'll grant you sixteen wishes if you can manage to destroy the lamp. Okay. Limit four wishes per master or one sand per day.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00You get to pick one. Would you like four wishes or one sand?
SPEAKER_03One sand.
SPEAKER_00One sand, please. At the genie's discretion, a hair may be substituted for a lamp at any time.
SPEAKER_03Oh, too bad I don't have hairs. Yep.
SPEAKER_00Offer only Wendy at participating locations, excluding the basement.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00Official wishes must be limited to 26 characters in order to minimize smudgy consequences that may flip due to unnecessary verbosity. May not be used to make a person listen in love. Because we all know that's not possible. Uh or combined with any other mushroom or offer.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay. Yeah. No.
SPEAKER_00Do not make wishes while on mushrooms.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_00It's against the rules.
SPEAKER_01I kind of feel like that's when you do it.
SPEAKER_00The lamp or substituted spiral staircase must be surrendered after the final wish. Wishing for more airplanes is yesterday prohibited.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_01I don't know what that means, but I'm just it's a weird contract.
SPEAKER_00Uh yeah, I don't get it. I have several questions.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I guess it's uh like a time machine.
SPEAKER_00If it's I feel like we have a theme today.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Alright. We'll do a couple more. Okay? Okay.
SPEAKER_01Drag.
SPEAKER_00Number.
SPEAKER_01Forty-eight.
SPEAKER_00Adjective.
SPEAKER_01Spiritual.
SPEAKER_00Another adjective.
SPEAKER_01Another one.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Uh stupid.
SPEAKER_00Exclamation.
SPEAKER_01Yay.
SPEAKER_00Yay.
SPEAKER_01Yay.
SPEAKER_00Part of the body.
SPEAKER_01Uh. Earlobe.
SPEAKER_00Another one.
SPEAKER_01The other no.
SPEAKER_00Other earlobe. Another one.
SPEAKER_01Saliva.
SPEAKER_00That's part of the body. Isn't it? Let's say so. Adjective. You know, there's only so many parts of the body you can choose from. Yeah. Have to get created.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Secretive?
SPEAKER_00Plural noun.
SPEAKER_01Vending machines.
SPEAKER_00Verb. Don't look at me. Verb. Verb. Vending machines. Okay. Verb.
SPEAKER_01Play.
SPEAKER_00Color.
SPEAKER_01Purple.
SPEAKER_00Type of liquid.
SPEAKER_01Ah. Uh hot sauce.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Plural noun.
SPEAKER_01Pearl or pearl sound.
SPEAKER_00SARS. Oh my god. I wrote SARS. SARS.
SPEAKER_03Hot SARS. Hot of SARS. Yeah. Like the virus.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Hot SARS. COVID 19. Yeah, okay. Plural noun.
SPEAKER_01Viruses.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Adverb. Something better than yesterday.
SPEAKER_01Tomorrow? Or do you want something else?
SPEAKER_00Something good. Okay. Something better.
SPEAKER_01Um.
SPEAKER_00Do better.
SPEAKER_01Deeply.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Verb ending in ing.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Like Okay, no, the you don't wouldn't.
SPEAKER_00No, no. Next, the other one.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Catching.
SPEAKER_00Catching? Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Catching.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Animal.
SPEAKER_01Uh animal. Penguin. Penguin.
SPEAKER_00Article of clothing plural.
SPEAKER_01Plural.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you got this.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Um, hats. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Okay. This one is called Why Giants Don't Sleep. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Are you nervous?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I'm really nervous about this one. Alright, alright. Finding a place to sit and drag when you're more than 48 feet tall is no spiritual task. Are you God?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay. And lying down is next to stupid.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yay. It would take an area the size of two earlobe ball fields. Oh my goodness. Earlobe ball fields.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's I mean, that's that rolls off the tongue, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Earlobe ball fields for a giant to stretch out from head to saliva. What? That's why, for a giant, waking up on the secretive side of the bed is all but inevitable. Is there a secretive side to the bed?
SPEAKER_01I guess so. Okay. That's the fun side.
SPEAKER_00Oh boy. The closest that most vending machines get to a comfortable place to play are bogs, where purple mud, hot sauce, and dead viruses form a kind of mattress. At least the viruses are dead.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's good.
SPEAKER_00And even there, they must take care not to sleep too deeply, or else they risk catching in the mud and drowning. Okay. Besides, most giants would rather chug red pung penguin. Red penguin. Okay. Most giants would rather chug red penguin all night than get mud on their hats.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00So I guess giants don't sleep because of mud. I don't know. Okay. Let's do one more.
SPEAKER_01Questions.
SPEAKER_00Whoa. You have questions?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Let's read this one. We already did it. No, we're going to the next one.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Here's that. And here's that. Last one. Make it good.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Animal.
SPEAKER_00Slug.
SPEAKER_01Occupation.
SPEAKER_00Occupation.
SPEAKER_01Occupation. Occupation. Occupation.
SPEAKER_00Occupation.
SPEAKER_01Occupation.
SPEAKER_00Wasn't I saying that wrong before? I was having a really hard time saying that word.
SPEAKER_01Maybe.
SPEAKER_00I don't remember what I was saying. But anyway. An occupation.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Let's say hamburger flipper. Like me.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's my occupation. I'm a professional hamburger flipper.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Because you like me, I think.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, sure. Verb ending in ing.
SPEAKER_00Sleeping. A place. To bed. No. Um, a place. Let's say a grocery store.
SPEAKER_01A person. Female.
SPEAKER_00Okay, a person who is female. Let's say Joan Jet. Don't laugh at Joan Jet. She's not funny.
SPEAKER_01I don't know. I've never met her.
SPEAKER_00I've never met her either.
SPEAKER_01It was just so specific, the person.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't I supposed to come up with a name?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Did I do it right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Okay. I mean, she's a she's a person. Yeah, she's a person. She's female.
SPEAKER_00Being very specific about the person I was talking about.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Uh part of the body, plural.
SPEAKER_00Ugh. Shoulder. Shoulders. Oh, it was plural. Yeah. In that case. Shoulders. Okay, okay. Thank you. You're welcome. I had a feeling you got stumped on that one.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00What's the plural version of shoulders?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, what do I do?
SPEAKER_00I don't get it.
SPEAKER_03Type of liquid.
SPEAKER_00You went with sauce. Yeah. I'm gonna go barbecue sauce.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Then I'm gonna shorten barbecue.
SPEAKER_00No! You can do it anyway, even though I said no. Okay. I protested. I wrote up signs and everything. Don't shorten barbecue.
SPEAKER_01Uh noun. Moon. Cow. Cow. Cow cow. Moon. Cow. Number.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Let's see. Um, nine.
SPEAKER_01Nine.
SPEAKER_00Nine.
SPEAKER_01A place.
SPEAKER_00Another place?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Gym.
SPEAKER_01Thank you.
SPEAKER_00It's not that long of a word.
SPEAKER_01No. Excuse me. Shh. Celebrity male.
SPEAKER_00A male? Okay. I'm gonna say. I have options here. Oh yeah. Bruce Willis. He's my friend. Yeah. I think. Neither of us are sure.
SPEAKER_03That's so mean.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I'm sorry. I'd like to be his friend.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Number.
SPEAKER_00Okay, 330.
SPEAKER_03Celebrity female.
SPEAKER_00Ginger spice. Okay. She's a spice girl.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I'm guessing she's ginger.
SPEAKER_00I think so. Ow.
SPEAKER_01Noun.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Train. A train. A train.
SPEAKER_01Silly word.
SPEAKER_00Ooh. I had a silly word last week, didn't I?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I remember a silly word. We were talking about it, but I don't remember what it was.
SPEAKER_00I think it was another drug. Because the first one was opioid.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00What was the other one?
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Uh okay, fine. Chinchilla. That's a funny word.
SPEAKER_01Yeah?
SPEAKER_00I think. And then I'm gonna be really upset when I listen back to this and remember the word that I was thinking of.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I don't know how to spell this, so I'm just do your best.
SPEAKER_00Are you done?
SPEAKER_01Verb ending in ing. Two more.
SPEAKER_00Two more verbs?
SPEAKER_01No, uh one verb ending in ing.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Um struggling. Struggling. That's true. Yes. You you took it. You took my word. Yeah. You stole my word.
SPEAKER_01Adjective.
SPEAKER_00Irritatingly.
SPEAKER_01Irritatingly? Yeah. That's adjective.
SPEAKER_00Irritating.
SPEAKER_01Annoying.
SPEAKER_00We'll go with that. Let's pretend that it's the original word, but just gonna write annoying. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01That ended with ing too.
SPEAKER_00So I don't know. Don't judge me. Are we done yet?
SPEAKER_01We're done. Alright, cool. You need to read it.
SPEAKER_00No, we're done. Thank you for listening. Goodbye.
SPEAKER_03That's for another time.
SPEAKER_00I'll read this next week. I don't have time for this. Okay, this one is called Pegasus Breaks Ground. Breaking news. Hmm. A flying slug escaped from his hamburger flipper today. Why are there slugs at the hamburger flippers?
SPEAKER_01I don't know. Gross. Maybe it's a French place. Ew. They eat snails, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Do you think they serve snails at like McDonald's in France?
SPEAKER_01Probably.
SPEAKER_00They're like, this is a French burger. And we have American fries instead of French fries.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00I don't think French fries are even French. No. That's first another day. Okay. A flying slug escaped from his hamburger flipper today while sleeping for the muses in the grocery store. What?
SPEAKER_01Makes no sense.
SPEAKER_00No, where is he? I don't get it. Is he at the hamburger flipper or is he at the grocery store?
SPEAKER_01Maybe flew. He flew. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00He was a flying slug.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. He got flipped and then And he was sleeping.
SPEAKER_00He was sleep flying.
SPEAKER_01That's dangerous.
SPEAKER_00Shouldn't do that. According to the witness, Joan Jett, who happened to be there.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00When the creature dug his shoulders into the soil. A spring of barbecue sauce bubbled up from the ground. Okay. Really trying to not get eaten. Um, okay, so a spring of barbecue sauce bubbled up from the ground, forming a cow clear fountain. A milk fountain.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I don't get this.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00What is going what is what kind of drug-induced dream is this?
SPEAKER_01Mushroom dream.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. For the po for the post. For the past nine hours, muses from as far away as the gym. Because we're as far away from the gym as possible. Yeah. Muse as far away as the gym have come to see the miracle for themselves. Bruce Willis offered to buy the creature for$330 because he has no idea what's going on.
SPEAKER_03It just walks around and buys stuff, dude.
SPEAKER_00Like, oh buy that.$330. Sold. Okay. Sure, Bruce Willis.
SPEAKER_03That's your friend.
SPEAKER_00Whatever you say, go for it. Okay. But Ginger Spice, backed by a crowd of train rights activists, insisted. She insisted the animal isn't for sale. So this is a fight between Bruce Willis and Ginger Spice.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. And train rights activists.
SPEAKER_00Train rights activists.
SPEAKER_03You know, train have rights too.
SPEAKER_00Train lives matter.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00In related news, the Chinchilla Corporation has already bought struggling rights for the fountain. This fountain has a right to struggle. And has plans to create a new annoying drink with Pegasus as their mascots. Okay. Whatever that was. Sure.
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SPEAKER_02Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_00That was too much.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00There was too much going on there. So that was mad libs.
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_00No, I know it's been a while. We haven't done lab life lab man and live mad libs.
SPEAKER_02That's true.
SPEAKER_00Uh for about four months now. And uh reason unsure. It just hasn't happened.
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SPEAKER_00Once again. And maybe we'll do that. But we need people to speak up. Or else it's not happening. I'm not gonna waste my time.
SPEAKER_01Exactly.
SPEAKER_00And that's all.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's all. Are you all done with your sips?
SPEAKER_01Sure.
SPEAKER_00Alright. Well, as we well, so am I. Yes. Okay, so as we near the end of the episode, please tell me what is ruining your life.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Uh what is ruining my life?
SPEAKER_00I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_00You're not doing anything with your life. There's nothing to complain about.
SPEAKER_01No. Well, I feel like the things I have to complain about, I already complained about. Okay. Because right now it's my ear, my eczema ear.
SPEAKER_00Gross. Okay. Thank you. That is something to complain about.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. What's ruining your life?
SPEAKER_00I'm really busy this weekend, and I'm kinda sad that my days off are ending. Yeah. But I'm gonna have fun on Saturday at least for a while.
SPEAKER_01That's good.
SPEAKER_00And then I'm gonna stop having fun.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, start working.
SPEAKER_00Um, yeah, that's about it.
SPEAKER_01So yeah.
SPEAKER_00Would you like to wrap this up? If you have nothing else to say.
SPEAKER_01I just wanna say that uh I'm all out of sips, so that means we're all out of episode.
SPEAKER_00Would you like to wrap this up?
SPEAKER_01Yes.
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