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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #178
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Cold Open And Dog Chaos
SPEAKER_00And we'll leave and just say whatever.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, forget about it.
SPEAKER_00Forget about it. Don't don't bother. It's fine. We don't have to. Um, but yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Here we are.
SPEAKER_01We are here.
SPEAKER_00With a dog barking in the background.
SPEAKER_01Yep. Woof. Woof.
SPEAKER_00There's someone probably walking by with another dog.
SPEAKER_01Ah, okay.
SPEAKER_00Which is really scary.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I know.
Turning Texts Into AI Songs
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah. So there's um I I've been stuck on certain kind of uh content on the social medias lately where people will turn their with help of AI, they turn their text messages into songs. And it's funny. And I did that for our texts. Yeah. And then I did that with all of the titles to uh the podcast.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, which I thought turned out pretty fun.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I didn't realize how many of the titles were somewhat relevant to each other.
SPEAKER_01No, exactly.
SPEAKER_00Um and even rhymed. Yeah. Which made it really good.
SPEAKER_01Yep.
SPEAKER_00So when I was younger, I don't know, early twenties maybe, I already had a child. But like between 17 and 21 during that time, I liked to uh write song lyrics. I wrote songs.
SPEAKER_01Yourself.
SPEAKER_00Myself. Oh, okay. Yeah. So and I still have the journal with me. So I uh put in my song lyrics and it created actual music for it. So that was a little exciting for me. Not like I'm gonna use it for anything, it's just for me. But I think it's kind of cool that we can do that now. And it's like, what more can I do? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01The the thing is, uh or um I'm wondering, uh, did you have uh uh a melody to them or was it just lyrics?
SPEAKER_00The AI created the melody and everything.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but when you wrote them.
SPEAKER_00Uh I think so.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So uh did the uh AI pick up on your uh melodies or was it did it create there were certain point parts that it kind of clicked the same but other parts it came up with, you know, by itself.
SPEAKER_00Well it came up with everything by itself, but um and I don't even remember completely.
SPEAKER_01No, okay. No, because I I did notice uh during uh uh listening to the um the titles uh song the or songs uh and um uh you you couldn't re it wasn't really just one melody to it. It's it's like changing and changing. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah and songs do sometimes.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but it usually ha has like a um like a chorus. A chorus, uh a specific chorus, not several.
SPEAKER_00Well it did pick up on the chorus uh sometimes when I put in my song lyrics, but when it was just a list of titles, then there was no there was no chorus.
SPEAKER_01No. Scratching your glasses. My glasses are itchy. Yeah, itchy glasses.
Fixing The Podcast Intro Script
SPEAKER_00Yeah, sorry. Alright. Okay. I'm all out of sips. So I was thinking that we need to clean up the intro.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Um it's very messy. We never uh we uh never remember what in what order we're right. We don't really know what we're doing.
SPEAKER_01No. I mean, you you couldn't expect anything else from uh two peop no from two people who done this for three years. Right. I mean the not even two hundred episodes. I mean Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00You are noisy. I can't find what I'm looking for.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Maybe I'm in the wrong.
SPEAKER_01Maybe you're in the wrong.
SPEAKER_00Maybe I'm in the wrong. Am I starting or are you?
SPEAKER_01I don't even remember.
SPEAKER_00I don't know, nothing.
SPEAKER_01Might be me, actually.
SPEAKER_00Or you're I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I'm guessing either me or you. I mean, if I'm I hope I'm not wrong.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Did you find it?
SPEAKER_00I think so.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Um something more specific to catch people's attention, I guess. Okay. Um option three is our script. It's just not quick.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00What do you think?
SPEAKER_01Um yeah. Uh I'm I mean, if that's uh how we get attention, I guess that's a good thing. So I'm Lauren now.
SPEAKER_00No, no, I want to be Lauren.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Okay. So I'm supposed to start with asking, should we do this?
SPEAKER_01I guess we have to.
SPEAKER_00What? I guess we have to.
SPEAKER_01I guess we have to. Okay, I guess we have to.
SPEAKER_00Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. I'm Lauren.
SPEAKER_01And I'm Matias.
SPEAKER_00We watch movies. And then we lose control. Wait, no, and then completely lose control is your line.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and then we and then And then we completely lose control. Control.
SPEAKER_00And then completely lose control.
SPEAKER_01And then completely lose control. I'm I mean, I feel like um But yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah Matias, how are you doing?
SPEAKER_01I'm doing well.
SPEAKER_00I haven't even opened this.
SPEAKER_01No, we uh no that's we did it wrong. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00We we okay, well that was uh that was uh screwed it up immediately. No email. Uh okay, I'm gonna start this over again. Okay?
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Are you control?
SPEAKER_01Why why do I say that word so weirdly? Control.
SPEAKER_00Control. That's not weird.
SPEAKER_01Control. Control. I said control.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you're putting A where the O goes.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I don't know why.
SPEAKER_00Control.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I know. I I it it just it's weird.
SPEAKER_00Alright. Are you ready for uh are you okay?
SPEAKER_01I have a gay abs.
SPEAKER_00Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. Uh shut up, Matias.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Uh I I mean I would uh because uh yeah. Um what do you call it? It's uh I think chair might be best because I don't have a very good bed for doing those things.
SPEAKER_00You have the couch.
SPEAKER_01I do but works. Yeah, but I mean I'm thinking uh I I have the um the back rests on the side so I can't really move.
SPEAKER_00No. Okay.
SPEAKER_01So yeah. The maybe like chair would be or or couch. Something. Yeah, something something.
SPEAKER_00Did you want some chaos?
SPEAKER_01I don't know. Um d is it good or I don't know. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. I haven't read it, so I just asked open eyes to create some chaos and it came up with a story.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00So you uh decide what you want to do with this if you even want me to read it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I um it's okay. I uh you don't have to if you I I I uh don't know what it is, so I Okay. Is it good enough to read or I haven't really read through it. Okay. Is it long?
Recording Chaos And Real Life Logistics
SPEAKER_00Hmm, kind of. Okay. Not super long, but oh. Uh okay. If you were to go to the gym.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I mean, who is traveling?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Am I going to you or are you going to me?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I don't know. Cause we were talking about doing it uh where close to me, right? Because you were talking about while your son is boxing and Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's like one day a week.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Well, I mean, I'd have a lot more time I think in a couple of weeks. Cause I think that we're ending the term here soon.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Yeah, and uh the thing is if um I'm I'm not I'm not you know, I don't have a lot of money anymore since I haven't been working for a few months now. So, you know, I I kinda wanna save the money I have.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Well we'll look into this in a couple minutes.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00Can you say like see you next time or something? Yeah. Instead of just yeah. It's not a judgment, it's just