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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #182
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Support the show & get subscriber-only content.We hit that awkward, hilarious moment where one of us says, “I’m done,” and the other one realizes they still has questions. What starts as a simple attempt to wrap up turns into a fast-moving, unscripted conversation about curiosity, boundaries, and why it’s so hard to stop talking when something still feels unresolved. If you love a conversational podcast that feels like real life, this one lives in that messy space on purpose.
Things get wonderfully specific: a school pickup story where a permanent marker becomes an “attack,” a parent-child tussle becomes public entertainment, and we try to explain it all while everyone watches. From there we swing into privacy and permission, including how we decide what stays off-mic, plus the surprisingly practical detail of what messaging platform people actually use (yes, Google Chat shows up). It’s part parenting humor, part relationship nuance, and part modern communication reality.
We also pull back the curtain on podcast habits and creative burnout, talking about the pressure of forcing a weekly tagline and the moment “consistency” stops being fun. Then we spiral into movie chatter, actor lookups, and a Richard Griffiths detour before ending on the kind of random human moments you only get when the recording keeps rolling. If any of that sounds like your brain at the end of a long day, you’ll feel seen.
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Are We Done Talking Yet
SPEAKER_00Good. Yes. Because I'm all done.
SPEAKER_01Okay. We're done.
SPEAKER_00I'm done. Okay. Are you done?
SPEAKER_01I guess I can talk for a bit.
SPEAKER_00If you want.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna go through that.
SPEAKER_00I feel like I've talked quite a lot.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00As it is, so I'm I'm done.
SPEAKER_01Are you like talking about your entire life or no, the past five minutes. Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I I I'm I'm content with the things I've said.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I mean I'm done.
SPEAKER_01It was good things you said.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. It was.
SPEAKER_01Most of it. Okay. Maybe not all of it, but the majority of it.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm. It's pretty good.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00How are we doing?
SPEAKER_01How do you mean?
SPEAKER_00How are we doing?
SPEAKER_01I think we're doing good. Okay. Doing well? Okay. Or uh how do you feel?
SPEAKER_00I feel okay.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Could be better.
SPEAKER_00I think so.
Curiosity, Boundaries, And Being Nosy
SPEAKER_00Okay. I think I still have questions. Okay. Yeah. Just because I like to uh know everything. I like to stick my nose in people's business. I'm an American.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Have you noticed?
The Permanent Marker School Ambush
SPEAKER_01That is true.
SPEAKER_00I've been shot.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Oh yeah, okay. So exit wound back there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah. Um it's a permanent marker.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00I got attacked by a permanent marker at the school today. By a really tall guy.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Also known as my child. The really tall guy. Huh.
SPEAKER_01At school. Why?
SPEAKER_00Because he had a marker and he was messing with it and tearing it apart like a boy does.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, okay. He didn't come running.
SPEAKER_00Like Well, kind of. And I was fighting him back. Yeah. And everyone was watching. Because everyone was standing around waiting for the buses.
SPEAKER_01You're like, no, no, it's fine. It's my kid.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I'm like standing there beating him up, and he's beating me up.
SPEAKER_01I'm an American.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. I think he liked it. He liked the attention sometimes.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah. But if you have questions, I I'm willing to answer.
SPEAKER_00Now or later.
SPEAKER_01You decide.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
Secrets, Permission, And Google Chat
SPEAKER_01But I mean, if I'm answering now, I don't think we should have it in the episode.
SPEAKER_00Why? You don't want your secrets out in the world?
SPEAKER_01Not right now.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01I need to ask for permission first.
SPEAKER_00Like it matters. She doesn't listen.
SPEAKER_01But still. It's a matter of principle.
SPEAKER_00How do you guys talk? Like what what platform?
SPEAKER_01Um Google Chat.
SPEAKER_00Google Chat? Okay.
SPEAKER_01What?
SPEAKER_00I've never even heard of it.
SPEAKER_01No, okay.
SPEAKER_00That's different. Okay. She doesn't have like Facebook or anything? Messenger?
SPEAKER_01She has Facebook, but doesn't use it.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01And uh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Where did you find Google Chat?
SPEAKER_01Or did she I think she was the one who suggested it?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_01And I mean I have a Google account, so okay.
SPEAKER_00Alright. That's all.
SPEAKER_01Okay. No more questions. No more questions. Questions?
SPEAKER_00No more questions. No more questions, please. Alright.
Intro Song, Nails, And Tiny Details
SPEAKER_00Well, that was fun.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00We're listening to the intro song now.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because that's what's going on.
SPEAKER_01And did you break it?
SPEAKER_00No, I have no nails. I had to cut them all off.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay. Because you broke it.
SPEAKER_00No, for tomorrow.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Look at this.
SPEAKER_00Ew. Oh god. Ow.
SPEAKER_01About to break.
SPEAKER_00Not ew. That was the wrong word.
SPEAKER_01Ew. That's not what I meant. A nail.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_01Is that the that one the same size or is it bigger?
SPEAKER_00It's bigger. It's 355 and not 330.
SPEAKER_01Oh. Yeah, I I'm like, it looks bigger. You have 500.
SPEAKER_00500. I have 355.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. It wasn't much bigger, but it's still kind of noticeable. Now that doesn't work.
Taglines, Limericks, And Self Pressure
SPEAKER_00Come for the tagline.
SPEAKER_01That that makes me think about my uh limerick period.
SPEAKER_00Oh, you didn't like it?
SPEAKER_01I liked it, but I I forced myself to come up with something every week. And it was not fun. Not no. I felt pressured by myself, as usual.
SPEAKER_00Nine eighteen episodes.
SPEAKER_01Oh.
SPEAKER_00Counting down. No, I'm not gonna I'm not saying anything.
SPEAKER_01But then it's gonna be like freedom!
SPEAKER_00Finally. And then one of us is like, but We should come. We should probably keep going. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I felt like I I'm not gonna uh it sounds weird to, you know, agree with you. Um that's why I did uh hmm to like uh no, it was meant like mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay or like mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00I don't know.
Sore Legs And A Movie Rabbit Hole
SPEAKER_00Anything else?
SPEAKER_01It feels like uh I'm forgetting something, but uh no, I guess both Donnie and Rocky. Are you stretching or what?
SPEAKER_00I'm I'm feeling my legs because this is the one that hurts and this one doesn't hurt, but this one feels harder than the other one.
SPEAKER_01Okay, yeah, but yeah, I kinda like this movie. Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_00What other movies was he in?
SPEAKER_01Creed 2. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Tell me about the next movie, and I'm going to look him up. Okay. If that's okay.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, sure. Uh next movie Adam Sandler, uh, Babysits, Courtney Cox. Uh well, did you find anything? Nope. No.
SPEAKER_00He's had like one episode in a few shows that I've seen. But that's it. I think so.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00He was in Around the World 98.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00Wasn't he?
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_01No. Okay. Maybe he was.
SPEAKER_00I can almost.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00I almost almost okay. Around the world with Jaggy Jan. I poked myself in the eyes with it. It didn't help me. He must have been. I'm pretty sure. So who is he?
SPEAKER_01Richard Griffiths, I think his name.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm. And he wasn't in Around the World in 80 Days.
SPEAKER_012004 is that movie from.
SPEAKER_00But I thought you was. Why wasn't he?
SPEAKER_01I don't know. I would have liked that.
SPEAKER_00He was in Sleepy Hollow.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, maybe he was. He's also in a movie called Blame It on the Bellboard. It's a it's a silly movie, but I like it.
SPEAKER_00Anyway, he's in Goldeneye. Huh. Okay, fine. Okay. I don't know anything. I just I'm wrong all the time. I'll save
Nose Hair, Drooling, And Ham Spring
SPEAKER_00every moment. Oh look again.
SPEAKER_01Welcome. Do it again. Nose hair. Uh you don't have any more nose hair. Oh. Just the one.
SPEAKER_00You don't want to pretend. Thank you.
SPEAKER_01Welcome.
SPEAKER_00That was nice. Okay, so now it's itchy. Um, so a couple weeks ago, uh no. Sorry. I'm gonna go back here.
SPEAKER_01Um but you can't.
SPEAKER_00No. The thing is, is that uncertain with uh I don't think so.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00Why are you laughing at me? Is it because I'm drooling?
SPEAKER_01Well, it's because you said that you're drooling, and that makes me uh think uh do you are you like uh hungry or something?
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_01Oh, i is it the ham spring?
SPEAKER_00Ham spring. Good job.
SPEAKER_01I I don't know. I I feel like uh I might have uh