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[Leftovers] #182

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We hit that awkward, hilarious moment where one of us says, “I’m done,” and the other one realizes they still has questions. What starts as a simple attempt to wrap up turns into a fast-moving, unscripted conversation about curiosity, boundaries, and why it’s so hard to stop talking when something still feels unresolved. If you love a conversational podcast that feels like real life, this one lives in that messy space on purpose. 

Things get wonderfully specific: a school pickup story where a permanent marker becomes an “attack,” a parent-child tussle becomes public entertainment, and we try to explain it all while everyone watches. From there we swing into privacy and permission, including how we decide what stays off-mic, plus the surprisingly practical detail of what messaging platform people actually use (yes, Google Chat shows up). It’s part parenting humor, part relationship nuance, and part modern communication reality. 

We also pull back the curtain on podcast habits and creative burnout, talking about the pressure of forcing a weekly tagline and the moment “consistency” stops being fun. Then we spiral into movie chatter, actor lookups, and a Richard Griffiths detour before ending on the kind of random human moments you only get when the recording keeps rolling. If any of that sounds like your brain at the end of a long day, you’ll feel seen. 

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Are We Done Talking Yet

SPEAKER_00

Good. Yes. Because I'm all done.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. We're done.

SPEAKER_00

I'm done. Okay. Are you done?

SPEAKER_01

I guess I can talk for a bit.

SPEAKER_00

If you want.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna go through that.

SPEAKER_00

I feel like I've talked quite a lot.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

As it is, so I'm I'm done.

SPEAKER_01

Are you like talking about your entire life or no, the past five minutes. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I I I'm I'm content with the things I've said.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I mean I'm done.

SPEAKER_01

It was good things you said.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. It was.

SPEAKER_01

Most of it. Okay. Maybe not all of it, but the majority of it.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm. It's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

How are we doing?

SPEAKER_01

How do you mean?

SPEAKER_00

How are we doing?

SPEAKER_01

I think we're doing good. Okay. Doing well? Okay. Or uh how do you feel?

SPEAKER_00

I feel okay.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Could be better.

SPEAKER_00

I think so.

Curiosity, Boundaries, And Being Nosy

SPEAKER_00

Okay. I think I still have questions. Okay. Yeah. Just because I like to uh know everything. I like to stick my nose in people's business. I'm an American.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Have you noticed?

The Permanent Marker School Ambush

SPEAKER_01

That is true.

SPEAKER_00

I've been shot.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Oh yeah, okay. So exit wound back there.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah. Um it's a permanent marker.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00

I got attacked by a permanent marker at the school today. By a really tall guy.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Also known as my child. The really tall guy. Huh.

SPEAKER_01

At school. Why?

SPEAKER_00

Because he had a marker and he was messing with it and tearing it apart like a boy does.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, okay. He didn't come running.

SPEAKER_00

Like Well, kind of. And I was fighting him back. Yeah. And everyone was watching. Because everyone was standing around waiting for the buses.

SPEAKER_01

You're like, no, no, it's fine. It's my kid.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I'm like standing there beating him up, and he's beating me up.

SPEAKER_01

I'm an American.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. I think he liked it. He liked the attention sometimes.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah. But if you have questions, I I'm willing to answer.

SPEAKER_00

Now or later.

SPEAKER_01

You decide.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

Secrets, Permission, And Google Chat

SPEAKER_01

But I mean, if I'm answering now, I don't think we should have it in the episode.

SPEAKER_00

Why? You don't want your secrets out in the world?

SPEAKER_01

Not right now.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

I need to ask for permission first.

SPEAKER_00

Like it matters. She doesn't listen.

SPEAKER_01

But still. It's a matter of principle.

SPEAKER_00

How do you guys talk? Like what what platform?

SPEAKER_01

Um Google Chat.

SPEAKER_00

Google Chat? Okay.

SPEAKER_01

What?

SPEAKER_00

I've never even heard of it.

SPEAKER_01

No, okay.

SPEAKER_00

That's different. Okay. She doesn't have like Facebook or anything? Messenger?

SPEAKER_01

She has Facebook, but doesn't use it.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

And uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Where did you find Google Chat?

SPEAKER_01

Or did she I think she was the one who suggested it?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

And I mean I have a Google account, so okay.

SPEAKER_00

Alright. That's all.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. No more questions. No more questions. Questions?

SPEAKER_00

No more questions. No more questions, please. Alright.

Intro Song, Nails, And Tiny Details

SPEAKER_00

Well, that was fun.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

We're listening to the intro song now.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Because that's what's going on.

SPEAKER_01

And did you break it?

SPEAKER_00

No, I have no nails. I had to cut them all off.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. Because you broke it.

SPEAKER_00

No, for tomorrow.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Look at this.

SPEAKER_00

Ew. Oh god. Ow.

SPEAKER_01

About to break.

SPEAKER_00

Not ew. That was the wrong word.

SPEAKER_01

Ew. That's not what I meant. A nail.

SPEAKER_00

Alright.

SPEAKER_01

Is that the that one the same size or is it bigger?

SPEAKER_00

It's bigger. It's 355 and not 330.

SPEAKER_01

Oh. Yeah, I I'm like, it looks bigger. You have 500.

SPEAKER_00

500. I have 355.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. It wasn't much bigger, but it's still kind of noticeable. Now that doesn't work.

Taglines, Limericks, And Self Pressure

SPEAKER_00

Come for the tagline.

SPEAKER_01

That that makes me think about my uh limerick period.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, you didn't like it?

SPEAKER_01

I liked it, but I I forced myself to come up with something every week. And it was not fun. Not no. I felt pressured by myself, as usual.

SPEAKER_00

Nine eighteen episodes.

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

SPEAKER_00

Counting down. No, I'm not gonna I'm not saying anything.

SPEAKER_01

But then it's gonna be like freedom!

SPEAKER_00

Finally. And then one of us is like, but We should come. We should probably keep going. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I felt like I I'm not gonna uh it sounds weird to, you know, agree with you. Um that's why I did uh hmm to like uh no, it was meant like mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay or like mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know.

Sore Legs And A Movie Rabbit Hole

SPEAKER_00

Anything else?

SPEAKER_01

It feels like uh I'm forgetting something, but uh no, I guess both Donnie and Rocky. Are you stretching or what?

SPEAKER_00

I'm I'm feeling my legs because this is the one that hurts and this one doesn't hurt, but this one feels harder than the other one.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, yeah, but yeah, I kinda like this movie. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

What other movies was he in?

SPEAKER_01

Creed 2. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Tell me about the next movie, and I'm going to look him up. Okay. If that's okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, sure. Uh next movie Adam Sandler, uh, Babysits, Courtney Cox. Uh well, did you find anything? Nope. No.

SPEAKER_00

He's had like one episode in a few shows that I've seen. But that's it. I think so.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

He was in Around the World 98.

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_00

Wasn't he?

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_01

No. Okay. Maybe he was.

SPEAKER_00

I can almost.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I almost almost okay. Around the world with Jaggy Jan. I poked myself in the eyes with it. It didn't help me. He must have been. I'm pretty sure. So who is he?

SPEAKER_01

Richard Griffiths, I think his name.

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm. And he wasn't in Around the World in 80 Days.

SPEAKER_01

2004 is that movie from.

SPEAKER_00

But I thought you was. Why wasn't he?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. I would have liked that.

SPEAKER_00

He was in Sleepy Hollow.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, maybe he was. He's also in a movie called Blame It on the Bellboard. It's a it's a silly movie, but I like it.

SPEAKER_00

Anyway, he's in Goldeneye. Huh. Okay, fine. Okay. I don't know anything. I just I'm wrong all the time. I'll save

Nose Hair, Drooling, And Ham Spring

SPEAKER_00

every moment. Oh look again.

SPEAKER_01

Welcome. Do it again. Nose hair. Uh you don't have any more nose hair. Oh. Just the one.

SPEAKER_00

You don't want to pretend. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

Welcome.

SPEAKER_00

That was nice. Okay, so now it's itchy. Um, so a couple weeks ago, uh no. Sorry. I'm gonna go back here.

SPEAKER_01

Um but you can't.

SPEAKER_00

No. The thing is, is that uncertain with uh I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_00

Why are you laughing at me? Is it because I'm drooling?

SPEAKER_01

Well, it's because you said that you're drooling, and that makes me uh think uh do you are you like uh hungry or something?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, i is it the ham spring?

SPEAKER_00

Ham spring. Good job.

SPEAKER_01

I I don't know. I I feel like uh I might have uh