#183: Fermus Mermus

We start with chaotic real-life updates that bounce from a messy-but-successful gymnastics competition to Stockholm food stops, storms, and surprising cinema moments. Then we review Mr. Deeds and Creed II, derail into Mad Libs madness, and end on what money stress and a future crisis really feel like. 

• running a gymnastics meet with improvised fixes and accidental applause 
• Stockholm mall trip and the “all the Five Guys in Sweden” achievement 
• movie theater stories including a Michael Jackson screening laugh attack 
• Mr. Deeds plot rundown, cast highlights, and the New Hampshire filming rant 
• quick list of movies filmed in New Hampshire and why locations matter 
• Creed II as a Rocky send-off and a Drago legacy cleanup 
• arguing whether Drago should have gone to jail after Apollo Creed’s death 
• Mad Libs stories that spiral into “Flutah” and monster history chaos 
• what’s ruining our lives, from wanting more money to feeling lost about the future 

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Transcript

Cold Open And Sip Talk

SPEAKER_04 0:00

Here's the fun and stroke and ten and here we go, no one knows what we're leaving out. We started with the movie blood. Now we're talking where we are not in the middle of the 10th century.

SPEAKER_00 1:12

We have started. Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:14

Try to keep it short.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

We can. We can do our best.

SPEAKER_03 1:17

We can try to do our very best.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

Yeah. The very best that we can do. Let's do that.

SPEAKER_03 1:23

Sounds like a good plan.

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Yeah.

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Very nice.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

Thank you. Oh no. Did you hear that?

SPEAKER_03 1:31

Yeah. You're all out of sips.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

That means we gotta start the episode.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:38

All right.

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All right.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

We're good today. Chairs.

SPEAKER_03 1:44

Chairs. I feel like it was a long time ago we said chairs.

SPEAKER_00 1:50

It was a long time ago. I liked you.

SPEAKER_03 1:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

It it is, I mean, it's it's true, but it's not true at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 2:00

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

Don't get upset. No. I have to be honest. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:06

I'm not upset.

SPEAKER_00 2:07

Okay.

Welcome And Table Drinks

SPEAKER_03 2:08

Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

In which we we still have alcohol just sitting on the table.

SPEAKER_03 2:15

Oh, oh, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

Those are full.

SPEAKER_03 2:18

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_00 2:19

Yeah. I can't say that they're still good. Probably not. Probably not.

SPEAKER_03 2:25

Should we should I take them to the party and see?

SPEAKER_00 2:28

Yeah. Let's see how many people you can give food poisoning.

SPEAKER_03 2:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

Oh, then I'd be working a lot. Yeah. Oh, my boss will panic and be like, you need to be working full time day and evening for the next two weeks. Yeah. Be like, okay, but I'm gonna get yelled at by one of the people we food poisoned. Yeah. One of the people we poisoned, so this is roasty toasty ghosty. Yeah, man. As you were saying.

SPEAKER_03 3:00

Should I do it in a more no okay? No, I'm still angry.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

Oh, I thought it was being dramatic, like cinematic.

SPEAKER_03 3:08

Uh okay. This is roasty toasty ghosty. It is. That is true. And um, yeah, that's how it is. That's it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

I thought you were gonna continue, but that was the end of that. How do you Do you have a fun tagline? No. That's just my thing. Yeah. Okay. I'm fine with that. Matias, how are you?

SPEAKER_03 3:29

I'm good. And confused.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:34

That's good. I'm glad that you're good.

SPEAKER_03 3:36

Yeah. How are you?

SPEAKER_00 3:37

I'm also good. Here we are.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

Another episode, another week.

Chaotic Gym Meet And Stockholm

SPEAKER_03 3:42

Should we talk about the week?

SPEAKER_00 3:43

We should talk about movies.

SPEAKER_03 3:45

The week.

SPEAKER_00 3:46

Also the week.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

What happened? Oh, I had my my competition that I held for my uh gymnasts.

SPEAKER_03 3:54

Oh yeah. That was on Saturday. That was exciting. That was exciting. It was fun.

SPEAKER_00 3:58

You blew up balloons.

SPEAKER_03 4:00

I did.

SPEAKER_00 4:00

And it didn't go as planned, but it was still it still looked good.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

Yeah, it was kind of funny that it was seven balloons that got the helium.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 4:11

No, twelve.

SPEAKER_00 4:12

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 4:13

Yeah, sorry. Twelve.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 4:15

And then I inflated balloons. Manually. Yeah. With my mouth.

SPEAKER_00 4:20

Yeah. That was seven of them.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

Yeah, seven and seven, so fourteen.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

Oh, okay. That's a lot. But yes.

SPEAKER_03 4:28

And uh one balloon blew up in my face. Ouch. Yeah. That was scary. Yeah. Not expect us.

SPEAKER_00 4:37

No. Okay. So there was that and and that one part. Well, the thing is that I was trying to lead the gymnasts, and I had to move the equipment around by myself.

SPEAKER_06 4:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:54

And there was one part when I was trying to move uh some equipment and it wasn't moving, but my body was moving, and I fell on my face on the equipment.

SPEAKER_03 5:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:07

And you applauded.

SPEAKER_03 5:08

I did. You did. And I got the audience to applaud too.

SPEAKER_00 5:12

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

So and I'm really proud of that.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

Well, I did feel supported, and I did feel like everyone understood.

SPEAKER_02 5:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:21

So it was it was okay. It was just it was funny. I was laughing, everyone was laughing. It was fine. Yeah. The girls were laughing and it was good. But I I managed to fix everything.

SPEAKER_02 5:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

The entire event was chaotic and um mostly improvised.

SPEAKER_03 5:40

Yeah. I took care of the FICA. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 5:43

You sold you sold FICA.

SPEAKER_03 5:45

Yeah. Then I took care of some of it afterwards.

SPEAKER_00 5:48

And the entrance fee was a purchase of a 50-50 lottery ticket. And the winner ended up giving it to the gymnastics club.

SPEAKER_02 6:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:00

Which was really, really nice.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

Yeah. Generous.

SPEAKER_00 6:04

Yeah. And we made some money at the event and it was good. Yeah. And we got some experience, and our judge got some experience. And everything was good. If I wasn't disappointed with anything, I think.

SPEAKER_03 6:19

No.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

Other than the people who didn't show up.

SPEAKER_03 6:22

But we made it work.

SPEAKER_00 6:24

With what we had.

SPEAKER_03 6:24

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:25

And then after that, I took my oldest, who, as we mentioned last week, he turned 14. Uh, I took him to the mall in Stockholm and I gave him a certain amount of money, and we went shopping. He went shopping. I paid for food.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

The same day or the day.

SPEAKER_00 6:44

The same day, yeah. After after I brought you home, I went back home and picked him up and we went to Stockholm.

SPEAKER_03 6:50

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_00 6:51

And um, there's uh five guys at the mall in Stockholm now.

SPEAKER_03 6:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:58

And so we went there.

SPEAKER_03 6:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:00

Yeah. Um, I have actually been to all of the five guys in Sweden this week.

SPEAKER_06 7:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

So I went to that one, and then I went to the the other one. Uh when was it? We we watched movies, right? What day we watched movies on Tuesday.

SPEAKER_03 7:20

Oh yeah, yeah. In at cinema, yes.

SPEAKER_00 7:22

Yeah. My daughter wanted to see the Michael Jackson movie because she claims that she likes Michael Jackson now. She said that her favorite song is Billie Jean. Okay. And it's a good one. Yeah. And I have to I already told you, but I I have to say it here that um there was a part in the movie when um I'm gonna I'm gonna give away a a part of the movie because Michael wanted to uh fire his father as his manager. And so uh it was sent by fax on a paper saying that he was fired, and his father was approaching him and it was dead silent in the in the room, and the movie was like completely silent, but my daughter just starts laughing, just like ha and then our entire row could not stop laughing for the next like five minutes, and it was it was so funny because it was just like so random.

SPEAKER_01 8:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:24

Um, okay, so we we watched the movie, and you watched a movie.

SPEAKER_03 8:28

I did. I watched uh a Hong Kong classic, uh Bullet in the Head, directed by John Wu.

SPEAKER_00 8:36

Which is rare, very rare for an old uh kung fu movie to be shown in the cinemas nowadays.

SPEAKER_03 8:44

Yeah, in Sweden.

SPEAKER_00 8:45

And there were a lot more people in that room than expected.

SPEAKER_03 8:49

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:50

I just came in to say hi.

SPEAKER_03 8:51

Yeah, young people too. Yeah. I I was I I thought I was wrong, because uh the girl in the at the desk or she said nine, like room nine to me, and I'm like, okay. And then I looked at my ticket and it said ten. So I'm like, I'm trusting the ticket, right? Not the girl. So I went to ten and then I saw all these young people get inside, and I'm like, did I go wrong? Should I go to nine instead? And uh but no, uh it's it they actually wanted to see the movie, older Hong Kong movie, and yeah, that was great. And what I also saw a few uh Asian people get inside. So so I'm like, okay, okay, maybe I'm right.

SPEAKER_00 9:40

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I came in just to say hi to you. Yeah and I expected you to be the only one in the room, but I ended up having to search for you for a second.

SPEAKER_03 9:50

Where's Matthias instead of Where's Waldo?

SPEAKER_00 9:53

Right. You know, that's kind of funny because just yesterday I ordered a Where's Waldo book. Oh. Because I I found one, the a little one with like the little strap. Yeah. Like a travel size. Oh. Where's Waldo? And I was really excited, so I had to buy it.

SPEAKER_01 10:09

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

I also saw like there was a similar book, but it was Sudoku.

SPEAKER_01 10:14

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:15

And I really wanted that. And I did order a Sudoku book, but I think it was the wrong one.

SPEAKER_01 10:19

Ah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

Just a regular book. It didn't have I don't think it has a strap. But anyway, yeah. Uh so after that, um, my daughter and I went to Five Guys.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

And she got a milkshake.

SPEAKER_02 10:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:32

Oh, we also went to the new pancake place.

SPEAKER_03 10:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:36

Um, fluffy house. They have fluffy pancakes.

SPEAKER_03 10:40

We went past the um Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:42

We've passed by it so many times, but my daughter and I finally went in.

SPEAKER_03 10:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:46

And I mean it was good, but it took so long. We had two plates of pancakes, and they're big fat pancakes, and there's only two per plate. Yeah. And then, you know, some decorations and such.

SPEAKER_06 11:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:01

And so we just had like the two plates of pancakes and two drinks. And it I swear it took like half an hour to get that. And there was one person working there, and they did not look like they were trying to go fast at all. She was slow moving.

SPEAKER_06 11:18

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

And I wasn't very impressed. I told my daughter, I don't think we're coming back here. I mean, this is fun. And plus, it cost like almost 500 cron hour. What? Yeah. It was ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 11:29

It was like two of you.

SPEAKER_00 11:31

Yeah, it was like 159 for pancakes. And I could have gone to five guys and get like a cheeseburger for that same price. Just the cheeseburger, but still.

SPEAKER_02 11:41

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 11:42

Yeah, it was a bit ridiculous, but it was an experience that I felt like was necessary.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

Yeah. Before I went to the cinema, it was a storm. Oh yeah. Oh my god, it was hailing and it was windy. Like I on the way there, I saw a lot of stuff floating around and uh things were knocked over and it was crazy.

SPEAKER_00 12:06

Yeah, my daughter and I we only got like the sprinkle.

SPEAKER_03 12:09

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:10

We completely missed the storm because we were watching the movies.

SPEAKER_03 12:15

Yeah, I mean, it couldn't have lasted many minutes.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

No, it was quick, I heard.

SPEAKER_03 12:21

But uh I I I was in the middle of the worst part.

SPEAKER_00 12:26

Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

Yeah. Uh about the movie. I like the movie. The music was kind of confusing because it it or it reminded me of Happy Birthday.

SPEAKER_00 12:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:37

So I was expecting someone to come in with cake every time they played the theme song.

SPEAKER_00 12:43

There was no cake. No cake. No, not even ice cream. No. Okay. That's too bad.

SPEAKER_03 12:48

No balloons either.

SPEAKER_00 12:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:51

Oh well. But yeah, I like the movie. Yeah. Very dramatic. You wouldn't like it, but uh, yeah. I was happy to see it at least.

SPEAKER_00 13:00

I went to Stockholm on Wednesday. Oh. I had a test for the school program thing that I applied for for film production manager or a leader or something. Uh yeah, I know what I'm doing. And we went it was something. And um it's a test to narrow down the applicants. So the first part was a written test. Okay. I don't know how much I actually told you about this, but I'm gonna tell you again. We had 15 minutes for this writing section, and it was three questions.

SPEAKER_06 13:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

Just to see that you can write and be understood. Um, so the first question was, what was your favorite movie and why? Pretty much. Yeah. And I was like, Well, that one's simple.

SPEAKER_03 13:54

Yeah, I know your answer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:57

And but the thing is that like I don't know really what the expectations are because it didn't say like you have to write at least this many words. No. So I didn't really know, like, okay, is two sentences not enough? Maybe three sent I mean paragraphs.

SPEAKER_03 14:11

This is supposed to be an essay.

SPEAKER_00 14:13

Yeah, but then again, it's like you only have 15 minutes, and you think, oh, well, I mean, 15 minutes, that's nothing. But um, so I I spent my time on this first question, and then uh, and like trying to get out as much as I possibly can, and then I I figure, I mean, that's enough. So I go to the next question, and that one was even worse because it was uh, what is your favorite song and why? Pretty much. And I was like, oh my gosh, I love thousands of songs, and I have to pick one, and nothing was popping up in my head at that moment, so I I went for Veronica Sawyer Smokes.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

Oh AFI.

SPEAKER_00 14:54

Mainly because the first time I heard it was outside of the concert. I was in line to see AFI, yeah, and um, I had never heard the new album that had just been released, and someone in line actually let me borrow their MP3 player dating myself here in 2009, 2010. I yeah, I got to borrow their MP3 player and listen to the album while waiting in line.

SPEAKER_06 15:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:27

Which was really cool and really nice of them. And I heard the song there.

SPEAKER_03 15:31

Yeah, I have to say the that's probably one of my favorite of theirs.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

It is definitely a favorite.

SPEAKER_03 15:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:39

But I couldn't I couldn't really go into the details of the song either because I realized where I saw I have three minutes left.

SPEAKER_01 15:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:48

So um I had to quickly write that out and then go to the last question, which was what makes you angry? And I was like, Well, I definitely don't have time for this. No. So I just Matthias.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

I I They're like, who is Matthias? Wait, was that the end?

SPEAKER_00 16:11

Don't hate me. Okay, okay. I I wrote, When people hold the truth back from me.

SPEAKER_01 16:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 16:19

That makes me angry. Just tell me things. So that that that was the first thing that popped up in my head. Because I couldn't think of much else. I couldn't think of anything because I was in so much pressure because I only had three minutes. Yeah. So that was what I wrote.

SPEAKER_02 16:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:35

Um, and then the second part of the test was it was a group assignment. We had this made-up situation in which we were out in space and we were like traveling to the moon, and our our ship had broken down. We landed in the wrong spot of the moon or something, and we were 300 kilometers away from where we were supposed to land. And then we were supposed to uh rank 15 items that we had with us, like the most important to the least important that we had to take with us.

SPEAKER_03 17:15

Wait, uh yeah. So did you get to pick the items or were they like assigned for you?

SPEAKER_00 17:22

It was a list of already picked out items. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:26

Fifteen of them.

SPEAKER_00 17:27

Fifteen. And then as a group, we had to discuss like what is absolutely most important. Yeah. And then which items are yeah, necessary. And then which ones are completely useless.

SPEAKER_03 17:40

Yeah. And I did you uh agree uh with most of them or yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

It it felt like common sense really. Yeah. But I think it was mostly to see how we communicate with other people, especially people we don't know.

SPEAKER_06 17:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:00

And I wanna say who's taking charge because you could only write on one of the papers. And I took over, and I took the paper and I took the pencil, and I'm like, let's go.

SPEAKER_06 18:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:11

Let's just write this down and get this over with. And so yeah, that was it. That was it. Okay. I went in with zero expectations because I got no information on what we were gonna do. Nobody got information, nobody knew what they were gonna do. No, so it was scary. But the people were cool, so it was okay.

SPEAKER_03 18:31

Was it uh a positive experience? I think so.

SPEAKER_00 18:35

It was kind of fun, yeah. It was I was nervous, but I also went in. Um, I was completely soaked because I got rained on.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 18:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:45

Uh-huh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:46

From the train to the school, it just decided to start downpouring. Yeah. And of course, I am lost. I go the wrong way at first, as I do.

SPEAKER_03 18:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:58

And then I realize I'm going the wrong way, and I turn around and I go back.

SPEAKER_03 19:01

I remember that.

SPEAKER_00 19:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:03

But I know you.

SPEAKER_00 19:04

I found my way to the train on my way home.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

Yeah. Without wandering the place first. I went straight there.

SPEAKER_02 19:12

Who are you even?

SPEAKER_00 19:14

I don't even know. But I was so proud.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

Because that's like the worst part. Because I can never find where the trains are. But I did this time. I also went to five guys after the tests in Stockholm.

SPEAKER_03 19:28

Are there three five guys? There's three.

SPEAKER_00 19:30

That's it. Right now. There's a few more opening up.

SPEAKER_03 19:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

But at the moment, that's it. And I went to all of them in one week.

SPEAKER_03 19:38

Yeah. Bam. Mic drop.

SPEAKER_00 19:40

Just throw it on the floor.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:44

And then yesterday We were working. We worked and I went home. I boring. We didn't well, I mean, I I haven't seen my kids like all week, it feels like. It was the first evening that I could be home. And so I just went home. I considered going to the gym for like a split second, but then I immediately changed my mind because I haven't seen my kids all week and I wanted to hang out at home. Yeah. And just chill for one evening. I have worked all week, I think.

SPEAKER_03 20:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:17

Yeah. Except maybe not Monday. Did I work on Monday?

SPEAKER_03 20:21

I thought you did, but I'm not Maybe I did. Yeah. I feel like you did, but I'm not sure actually.

SPEAKER_00 20:26

Next week, hopefully, it's a bit calmer if not everyone gets food poisoning. Awww. Anyway, is that all? Yeah. I feel like I've talked enough.

SPEAKER_01 20:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:37

Today's Friday. It's May 29th and uh 2026.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:43

Right? Crazy. Okay. So we watched

Movie Night Starts

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movies.

SPEAKER_03 20:46

We did.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

For movie night. Like we do.

SPEAKER_03 20:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:50

Would you like to movie on?

SPEAKER_03 20:51

Let's move on.

SPEAKER_00 20:53

Today we watched Mr.

Mr. Deeds Plot And Reactions

SPEAKER_00 20:55

Deed and Creed 11 or 2. Yeah. Creed 2. I'm just gonna exaggerate everything. Yeah. We started with Mr. Deed. So uh please tell me a very quick summary.

SPEAKER_03 21:16

Okay. Uh an old billionaire dies uh on top of a mountain. He has only one relative, and that's Adam Sandler.

SPEAKER_00 21:27

Is it though?

SPEAKER_03 21:28

Uh maybe. I'm not gonna spoil anything. Oh, okay. He uh gets like uh forty billion dollars overnight and moves to New York for a few days. I mean he he comes from New Hampshire.

SPEAKER_00 21:44

No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't.

SPEAKER_03 21:48

And in New York, he meets a girl who is a reporter.

SPEAKER_00 21:52

Speaking of Veronica Sawyer.

SPEAKER_03 21:54

Yeah, it's the same girl.

SPEAKER_00 21:57

It's Winona Ryder.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

It is. She Kind of infiltrates uh herself into his life and then she falls in love or they fall in love, but he doesn't know her true identity. And that's what the movie is about.

SPEAKER_00 22:12

Adam Sandler gets rich.

SPEAKER_03 22:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:14

That's it. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 22:17

And a love love story.

SPEAKER_00 22:18

Love love story.

SPEAKER_03 22:20

So what did you think about this

New Hampshire Filming Rabbit Hole

SPEAKER_03 22:22

movie?

SPEAKER_00 22:22

I am disappointed. Okay, so they say in the movie that he is in New Hampshire and he's from New Hampshire and everything, but they are not actually located in New Hampshire. They're not filming in New Hampshire. They're in Connecticut. And then they say This is the funny part, because they say that they are stopping in Connecticut at what was what was the restaurant they went to? Was it Wendy's?

SPEAKER_03 22:51

Yeah, maybe it was.

SPEAKER_00 22:52

They stopped at a Wendy's in Connecticut. That was New York.

SPEAKER_03 22:56

How do you know that?

SPEAKER_00 22:57

Because that's what I said on IMDB.

SPEAKER_03 22:59

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 23:01

So that was disappointing. I wanted them to uh film in New Hampshire. So now I need to look up movies filmed in New Hampshire. Do we have a minute?

SPEAKER_03 23:12

Uh I I guess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

And we need to make the episodes fun sometimes. Only sometimes, not always. But my phone is starting up because it died. Oh. Why does it take like two months for a phone to reboot?

SPEAKER_03 23:24

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 23:25

Isn't that just the most annoying thing?

SPEAKER_03 23:28

You're more techy than I am, so you should know.

SPEAKER_00 23:31

Films shot, sir. Shot. Films, sir. Films shot in New Hampshire, USA, to be specific. I don't think I need to be specific.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

I know one.

SPEAKER_00 23:45

Okay. We're gonna start with uh that one, Jumanji, which is filmed heavily in Keene, New Hampshire, which is where I'm from. Yeah. Kind of. Kinda. Kinda. Uh, and the parachute sign is still there, just so everyone knows. Um, another movie on Golden Pond.

SPEAKER_03 24:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 24:03

Which was shot around Squam Lake.

SPEAKER_03 24:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 24:06

It's one of the most famous New Hampshire filmed movies ever, which I don't believe that because I know Jumanji.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

I have never seen that one.

SPEAKER_00 24:15

I've never heard of it. The Good Sun.

SPEAKER_03 24:17

Oh, I love that one.

SPEAKER_00 24:19

Okay. Oh my god. Filmed Okay, it's filmed in North Conway, Conway Lake, and Greenland, New Hampshire. What? You love that movie.

SPEAKER_03 24:27

I love it.

SPEAKER_00 24:28

Okay, what is that movie?

SPEAKER_03 24:30

It's uh Elijah Wood, uh a little boy.

SPEAKER_00 24:33

Right. And Frodo.

SPEAKER_03 24:35

Yeah, Frodo. And uh Kevin from uh Home Alone, who's who's Holly Culkins. Yeah, who's an evil boy.

SPEAKER_00 24:43

Oh and oh, are we watching that?

SPEAKER_03 24:46

Oh yeah, we have to.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

Now we have to. Yeah. I don't think it's option. I don't think it's optional anymore. Langdh. Okay, yeah. Longer. Um, okay. What about Bob? Oh, I love that movie. Okay. Although it's mostly associated with Virginia filming locations, the story is set in New Hampshire and captures classic New England lake town vibes.

SPEAKER_03 25:13

No, yeah, I I I think it's a fun movie. It's uh Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfus. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:20

Richard Dreyfus.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

Yeah, uh Stakeouts. Right. With many rest of it.

SPEAKER_00 25:25

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. In your eyes. The Thomas Crown Affair.

SPEAKER_03 25:31

Oh. Yeah, I mean.

SPEAKER_00 25:32

You've heard of it.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

I've heard of it. It's not my cup of tea.

SPEAKER_00 25:36

Okay. Well, only some scenes were filmed in New Hampshire. Okay. Um, and then there's some lesser-known films. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, that was that was all I had, really, I guess.

SPEAKER_03 25:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:49

So that was my issue with the movie.

SPEAKER_03 25:52

So did you like the movie or was Well, I was just gonna get to that. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:56

Other than that part, I did like the movie. It was funny. It had Winona Ryder.

SPEAKER_06 26:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:03

And Rob Schneider still stuck his nose in there for like a second. And uh rat guy.

SPEAKER_03 26:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:10

Ratfink.

SPEAKER_03 26:11

Steve Bashomi.

SPEAKER_00 26:12

Yeah, he was there.

SPEAKER_03 26:14

Crazy eyes.

SPEAKER_00 26:15

His weird eyes.

SPEAKER_03 26:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:16

I had trouble looking at him.

SPEAKER_03 26:19

He's so funny.

SPEAKER_00 26:20

I mean, I don't know what it is, but people with like weird, lazy sorry, not weird, with lazy eyes and eyes that go all over the place. I I can't look at them.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 26:31

I I I avert my eyes, you know? Yeah. I look at something else.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:36

And I feel bad because I feel like it's obvious that I'm like looking everywhere else except for at him. And then I try to look at him and it's like, pick an eye. It's like, oh my god, I can't. I have I have such issues. Yeah. It's just me as a person. I'm a terrible person. Uh or I was never taught the the etiquette.

SPEAKER_06 26:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

Anyway, anyway. It was a good movie. I enjoyed it. I like Winona Rider with the blonde hair. Yeah. Pretty. Yeah. I didn't recognize her at first.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

No.

SPEAKER_00 27:12

Her face was so bright.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:14

And not as dark and gloomy as it usually is.

SPEAKER_03 27:18

Yeah, exactly. She's uh she usually doesn't do movies like these.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

Yeah. This. The lady. Who is the lady from Two and a Half Men?

SPEAKER_03 27:28

Yeah, Conchata Ferr Farrell or something.

SPEAKER_00 27:31

Something like it.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

Yeah. She plays Saberta in Two and a Half Men.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:37

I love her. She's so funny.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

What do you think of this movie?

SPEAKER_03 27:41

I love this movie.

SPEAKER_00 27:42

Uh you saw it in theaters.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

I did. This is the only Adam Sandler movie I saw in theaters. And it was one of my friends' birthday. It wasn't me. No, it was when I had friends. Yeah, uh I mean I was 11, 2002.

SPEAKER_00 27:59

You had friends?

SPEAKER_03 28:00

I had friends. Okay. And we went as a group watching this movie, and it was great. I love this movie. And uh the car ride home, everyone was doing the Olay.

SPEAKER_00 28:13

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

The entire ride home. I guess the mom wasn't too happy with this, maybe, but uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:22

That's what got stuck.

SPEAKER_03 28:23

Yep. This is probably like top three. It is a good one of his moves.

SPEAKER_00 28:29

Oh, we have to rank them. Oh goodness. Okay. We'll get to that when we get to it.

Creed II And Drago Returns

SPEAKER_00 28:36

Okay. And then we watched Creed Creed 2.

SPEAKER_03 28:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:42

And this is a movie with Michael B. Jordan still. He's still there. And Stallone is still there. We kind of forgot he had cancer for a minute, but he's okay. He survived, apparently.

SPEAKER_06 28:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:56

And uh he's still there. And uh so Dolph Lundgren comes back. He says, Hi. Um, I also have a son. And um, yeah, I know I I kind of killed your dad, but I figured you can fight my son. Because what could possibly go wrong?

SPEAKER_03 29:17

What was that like an apology? Sorry for killing your dad here. Fight my son.

SPEAKER_00 29:24

I'm not sure. No. Maybe you could look at it that way. They're Russian, so they have a weird way of apologizing, I guess.

SPEAKER_06 29:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

Uh Michael B. Jordan, his character is Creed. We're gonna call him Creed from now on. He and his girlfriend have a baby. Yeah. And um the first fight doesn't go very well, but he doesn't die.

SPEAKER_01 29:48

No.

SPEAKER_00 29:49

And then he he beats beats him up in the second round, the second go.

SPEAKER_01 29:56

Second fight.

SPEAKER_00 29:57

The second fight. And that's what happened. And then Stallone leaves.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:02

Yeah. That's it.

SPEAKER_03 30:03

To his own son. Yeah. And grandchild.

SPEAKER_00 30:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

That's what happened. Do you like this movie?

SPEAKER_03 30:10

Yeah. I think uh it's a pretty good movie. It's a good send-off for Rocky, the Rocky character. You know, i it's like a good ending for him. I feel like. Yeah. And uh I mean it's a good way to like resolve the uh Drago situation from the fourth one. I do actually like this one. I have not seen the third Creed movie because you haven't even bothered. No. No, when uh there's no Rocky, why bother?

SPEAKER_00 30:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:43

What did you like? What did you like? Uh did you like the movie?

SPEAKER_00 30:47

I did like the movie. I uh did have a question

Should Drago Go To Jail

SPEAKER_00 30:51

though.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:52

Um, why Dolph Lundgren didn't go to jail after murdering Apollo Creed?

SPEAKER_03 30:58

Yeah, I tried uh defending. But I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 31:04

But this is what open eyes says. Okay, okay. Because I have to know what why didn't Oh, I I wrote Ivan Dragon.

SPEAKER_06 31:13

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:14

That was wrong. Go to jail for murdering Apollo Creed. And Open Eyes says, survey says, no, uh, in Rocky 4, Ivan Drago, Drago, uh, doesn't go to jail after killing Apollo Creed because the death happened during a sanctioned boxing match, and Apollo technically accepted the risk by continuing the fight. But murder is murder. What okay. A few in-universe reasons. The match was officially organized and regulated. I think you mentioned some of these. Apollo refused to stop even after taking massive damage. Rocky Balboa also refused to throw in the towel when Apollo told him not to. Okay. Drago didn't use a weapon or attack outside the rules of the match. Fatalities in combat sports, while rare, are legally treated differently from ordinary homicide if they happen during competition. Murder is still murder. I don't get it.

SPEAKER_03 32:12

I I'm not So if you want to kill someone, do it in boxing. Yeah, put him against a killer, and then they'll die.

SPEAKER_00 32:21

Okay. Life hack. Open eyes is fighting me now. Okay. Because I'm I'm trying to say, you know, murder is still murder. And it's saying legally, not always. Intent and context matter a lot. I don't get it. This is not computing. If someone dies during a regulated sport where both people knowingly accept serious risk, the law usually does not treat it as murder automatically. Boxing, MMA, auto racing, even some extreme sports work this way. For it to become murder or manslaughter, prosecutors would usually need to show things like intent to kill, which does he not?

SPEAKER_03 32:58

Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_00 33:00

I say that all the time. No. But they do say, like, I'm gonna kill you and everything, right?

SPEAKER_06 33:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:06

That to me is a threat. Uh deliberate illegal actions, gross negligence beyond what the sport allows. Whatever. Yeah. Whatever. It still doesn't make sense to me. Okay. I'm not buying it.

SPEAKER_03 33:23

It makes more sense to me, but uh I see where you come from coming from. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00 33:29

Dolph Lundgren should have gone to jail. Oh. Is really what I'm saying. Yeah. Overall, the movie was good.

SPEAKER_03 33:36

Yeah. This movie is like over 30 years later, so maybe he would have been outside anyways.

SPEAKER_00 33:43

Yeah, but he never did. He didn't say that he went to jail. He just lost his wife. Yeah. And his country hated him. And what else did he say?

SPEAKER_03 33:52

He was treated like a stray dog.

SPEAKER_00 33:54

Right. He was spit on.

SPEAKER_03 33:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:57

Yeah, but you should have gone to jail. Really. So you got away with murder. I'm not okay with him.

SPEAKER_06 34:04

No.

SPEAKER_00 34:05

But and I don't really know why he had to come back. I'm not complaining that he came back, but I just it's like, just let it go. Like why why even bother to show your face again when you know what you've done?

SPEAKER_03 34:20

Well, he holds a grudge 'cause what happened to him afterwards. Even though he got away with murder, he was treated like garbage. Garbage. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:31

Yeah, well, that was his own fault for killing someone.

SPEAKER_03 34:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:35

I mean, if he had not killed Creed to begin with, then Rocky wouldn't have felt like he needed to come back for revenge.

SPEAKER_06 34:44

No.

SPEAKER_00 34:44

And beat up Dolph Lundgren in front of his whole country. It's really on him.

SPEAKER_03 34:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

And I feel like he should have just like laid down and died. Not die. But calm down.

SPEAKER_03 35:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:01

He needs to chill.

SPEAKER_03 35:03

Yeah. Count to ten.

SPEAKER_00 35:05

Count to ten. Take a deep breath and move on.

SPEAKER_03 35:09

Yeah. Movie on, mate.

SPEAKER_00 35:11

Movie on. Watch some movies that are not boxing related.

SPEAKER_03 35:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:16

Watch a comedy.

SPEAKER_03 35:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:17

I'll make you feel better.

SPEAKER_03 35:19

Miss the deeds.

SPEAKER_00 35:20

Sure. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 35:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:23

Well, that was fun. Yeah. I enjoyed talking about this movie with you. But I'm ready for a break.

SPEAKER_03 35:28

Okay. Yeah. Let's take a break. I think I'm breaking.

SPEAKER_00 35:32

Okay.

Break Then Mad Libs Chaos

SPEAKER_02 35:44

We're back. We that's all.

SPEAKER_00 35:48

Yep. That's all. Give me your snacks, darling. I don't remember the rest of the song. I had written lyrics to that one too.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 36:00

Close your eyes. Give me your hand. Darlin. Can you feel my heart beating? Do you understand?

SPEAKER_06 36:10

Do you feel my only dream?

SPEAKER_00 36:17

Matias. Yes. We have nothing to do, so we're doing Mad Libs.

SPEAKER_03 36:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 36:22

It's been a couple episodes, so let's do it again. Okay. Mad Libs, the game in which we fill in the blanks to a story. Yep. And then we completely change the story, and it's funny. So we're gonna start off with a female name. Um it can be any female.

SPEAKER_03 36:44

Yeah, any name at all.

SPEAKER_00 36:46

Which is female.

SPEAKER_03 36:48

Which is female. Jennifer.

SPEAKER_00 36:50

Does Jennifer have a last name? Aniston. Okay. A number.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

One.

SPEAKER_00 36:56

Just one. Okay. Adjective.

SPEAKER_03 36:58

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 37:00

Use that. How would you describe the sound you just heard?

SPEAKER_06 37:05

Horrible.

SPEAKER_00 37:06

Horrible. A noun. Like, excuse me. I'll just go then if you don't like it.

SPEAKER_03 37:14

Acid.

SPEAKER_00 37:15

Animal.

SPEAKER_03 37:17

Animal. Any animal. Let's see.

SPEAKER_00 37:20

I just thought of something.

SPEAKER_03 37:22

What?

SPEAKER_00 37:22

You know Lilo and Stitch?

SPEAKER_03 37:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:24

Um, well, when I was sad, I watched the original Lilo and Stitch just as a comfort movie. And then afterwards I was thinking they did remake it. They did make a live action.

SPEAKER_02 37:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:40

Which live action when it comes to Stitch and aliens and stuff. It's half live and half CGI. Um, I I did start watching it. I got interrupted because I was gonna go to bed or something.

SPEAKER_06 37:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 37:55

And not impressed. I I knew I wasn't gonna be impressed.

SPEAKER_06 38:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 38:00

But oh my gosh, it just looks so weird. I don't even know why this was a concept.

SPEAKER_03 38:07

No, they have to do that to movies nowadays.

SPEAKER_00 38:10

I guess so. But I mean my expectations were definitely met, which were like lower than dirt.

SPEAKER_03 38:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:17

Okay. Animal.

SPEAKER_03 38:19

Animal rhino.

SPEAKER_00 38:22

Type of liquid.

SPEAKER_03 38:24

Uh type of liquid. So yeah gasoline?

SPEAKER_00 38:31

Gasoline. A number.

SPEAKER_03 38:33

Uh sixty-four.

SPEAKER_00 38:35

Verb.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

Verb. Stumble.

SPEAKER_00 38:39

Adverb.

SPEAKER_03 38:41

Soon.

SPEAKER_00 38:42

Color.

SPEAKER_03 38:43

Yellow. Number forty billion.

SPEAKER_00 38:47

Okay. Noun.

SPEAKER_03 38:50

Crack.

SPEAKER_00 38:51

Okay. Uh adjective.

SPEAKER_03 38:54

Strong.

SPEAKER_00 38:55

Another adjective.

SPEAKER_03 38:57

Short.

SPEAKER_00 38:58

Plural noun.

SPEAKER_03 39:00

Pants.

SPEAKER_00 39:01

Verb ending in ian gene.

SPEAKER_03 39:03

Drinking.

SPEAKER_00 39:04

Adjective.

SPEAKER_03 39:06

White.

SPEAKER_00 39:07

A place.

SPEAKER_03 39:08

A place. Uh museum.

SPEAKER_00 39:12

Okay. That was it.

SPEAKER_03 39:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:15

This one is called Cooking with Mermaids.

SPEAKER_03 39:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 39:18

Here is a recipe for Kraken eggs from Jan Jennifer. The janitor. No, Jennifer Aniston's underwater kitchen. It serves one.

SPEAKER_03 39:29

Okay. Very exclusive.

SPEAKER_00 39:31

Yes. This is only for one person. The ingredients are one horrible egg stolen from a giant kraken. Four acid spoons rhino milk. Fresh if possible. Three gasoline spoons squid ink. 64 searurgins for garnish.

SPEAKER_06 39:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 39:50

Just a sprinkle. Yeah. Directions. Stumble the first three ingredients.

SPEAKER_03 39:56

I can do that.

SPEAKER_00 39:57

Okay. Beat soon until the mixture turns yellow and frothy. About 40 billion minutes.

unknown 40:05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 40:06

How many years is that?

SPEAKER_03 40:08

I don't know, but Hey Google.

SPEAKER_00 40:11

How many years is 40 billion minutes? Okay. 40 billion minutes is approximately 76,053 years. Okay. Or about 76,103 and a half years if you do not factor in leap years.

SPEAKER_02 40:28

Ah.

SPEAKER_00 40:29

That's a long time.

SPEAKER_03 40:31

Yeah, long waiting time. To beat eggs or get that horrible egg.

SPEAKER_00 40:37

Yeah, yeah. Um, so it only takes about 40 billion minutes.

SPEAKER_03 40:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:43

Using a pastry crack, pipe strong portions of egg batter into a short tide pool. Allow the pants to cool. No, sorry. Allow the pants to cook for four minutes, drinking them in a net as you go. Serve alongside the white urchins. Season with museum water to taste.

SPEAKER_03 41:07

Okay. Museum water.

SPEAKER_00 41:09

Yes. Alright, here you go.

SPEAKER_03 41:12

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 41:13

Here's that.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

And go.

SPEAKER_03 41:17

Noun.

SPEAKER_00 41:18

Flute.

SPEAKER_03 41:20

How do you spell that even?

SPEAKER_00 41:22

With a U. T. E.

SPEAKER_03 41:24

Flute.

SPEAKER_00 41:25

Flute.

Coining The Word Flutah

SPEAKER_03 41:26

Fluta.

SPEAKER_00 41:27

Fluth is that a word?

SPEAKER_03 41:30

No.

SPEAKER_00 41:30

Fluta.

SPEAKER_03 41:31

No, it's it sounds like slut.

SPEAKER_00 41:36

Okay, well now we've made up a word and now we need to define the word. So what is to fluta?

SPEAKER_03 41:43

Fluth. It it sounds like sluta and flutta, like a combination of those two.

SPEAKER_00 41:50

So if you're telling someone to stop and move at the same time, like like a get out of my way.

SPEAKER_02 41:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:57

Like uh attention, you need to move.

SPEAKER_02 42:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:01

Flutah. Flutah. Flutah. Oh my god. Like I'm trying to get through here. Pay attention to me and get out of my way.

SPEAKER_03 42:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 42:12

Oh my god, we're so good.

SPEAKER_00 42:13

We d we just came up with a new word. Yeah. Wow. I'm gonna write to the dictionary people.

SPEAKER_03 42:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:20

Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 42:21

Part of the body.

SPEAKER_00 42:22

Fluta. Um, let's see. Calf. My calf is feeling better. I can still feel it, but it is better. Okay, good friend.

SPEAKER_03 42:32

Good, good, good, good. How's your calf?

SPEAKER_00 42:34

It's better. I can still feel it, but it's it is better. Thank you for asking.

SPEAKER_03 42:40

Good, good, good. Good, good, good, good. Uh animal, plural. Plural. Bunnies. Bunnies. Bunnies.

SPEAKER_00 42:48

I love my bunnies.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

Noun. Ball. Ball. Uh part of the body. Plural.

SPEAKER_00 43:02

Okay. Okay. Part of the body? Feet. Feet.

SPEAKER_03 43:09

Feet us.

SPEAKER_00 43:10

Matias. What? That's not what I said.

SPEAKER_06 43:15

No. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 43:17

Oh. Are you serious? You wrote it anyway. Sorry. Matias.

SPEAKER_05 43:24

Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 43:25

That's not what I said. No. Use the words that I say instead.

SPEAKER_03 43:30

Read. There you go.

SPEAKER_00 43:34

Foots. No. Is that what you wrote? No, okay. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 43:38

No, I I started with F I T.

SPEAKER_00 43:41

Yeah, that's not how you spell that.

SPEAKER_03 43:43

No. Uh noun. Um, a bowl. Bowl. Bowl. Like the Yeah. Yeah, like the dance.

SPEAKER_00 43:51

Shaking bowl. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:54

Adjective.

SPEAKER_00 43:55

Um slippery.

SPEAKER_03 43:57

Slippery. Adjective again.

SPEAKER_00 43:59

Morning. Slippery. Okay, no. Vibrating. No, that's a that's a verb. I am gonna use that. If there's a verb, I want to use it vibrate.

SPEAKER_03 44:10

Yeah, next one is verbelling in.

SPEAKER_00 44:12

You can use that while I think of this adjective. Messy.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

Noun.

SPEAKER_00 44:22

Sand. That's a word. Yeah. I haven't used that, maybe. I don't know. Probably. We've done this for so long, I don't even know what words we haven't used.

SPEAKER_03 44:31

I feel like I used all the words.

SPEAKER_00 44:34

All the words ever.

SPEAKER_03 44:35

I reuse a lot of words. Oh, yeah. I like I don't like it, but I do. I know I do.

SPEAKER_00 44:41

I have to find a dictionary.

SPEAKER_03 44:43

Yeah. Because like every time you say I have to say something, I look around and like frame. That's a frame. I'm gonna use that. And I used it like 20 times already.

SPEAKER_00 44:55

One of these days we're gonna do a mad libs and just go through the dictionary.

SPEAKER_03 45:01

Yeah. Yeah. Like a page. We go to a a certain page in the dictionary, or I'm thinking just go straight through the list of words. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00 45:11

So, like if the first word's an adverb, you use the adverb in the page, and then the next one, oh that's a ad adjective, and find an adjective and fill that.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

Yeah, that works. I don't know. Female person. Female person. A female person? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 45:27

Wine on a writer. She's my friend.

SPEAKER_03 45:29

How do you even spell that?

SPEAKER_00 45:31

Why? No. Nah. Why?

SPEAKER_03 45:35

W.

SPEAKER_00 45:36

No. Y.

SPEAKER_03 45:39

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 45:40

Uh-huh. Like a whine. Like the why. Why?

SPEAKER_03 45:44

Winona. Winona. I think.

SPEAKER_00 45:47

Like wine ona.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

Yes. Yeah. Write it to or just Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:52

Let's be specific. Let's just call her out.

SPEAKER_03 45:55

Why not? Wineona. Why no not? Uh animal.

SPEAKER_00 46:00

Frog.

SPEAKER_03 46:02

Noun?

SPEAKER_00 46:03

Moss.

SPEAKER_03 46:04

Moss.

SPEAKER_00 46:04

Moss.

SPEAKER_03 46:05

M-O-S-S.

SPEAKER_00 46:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:08

Type of liquid.

SPEAKER_00 46:09

Chicken broth. Adverb. Yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 46:15

Plural noun.

SPEAKER_00 46:18

Bats. Flappy mouse.

SPEAKER_03 46:21

Flappy mouse. Flappy mouses. Number.

SPEAKER_00 46:25

33. That's it.

SPEAKER_03 46:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:28

Alright. I'm gonna read this for you.

Mythical Monsters Remixed

SPEAKER_01 46:30

Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 46:30

This one is called Mythical Monsters in History. I've got three mythical monsters I'm gonna tell you about. The first one is Medusa.

SPEAKER_06 46:40

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 46:40

Medusa was a flute with a hideous calf and venomous bunnies for hair.

SPEAKER_02 46:47

Oh okay.

SPEAKER_00 46:48

Wow. That was a lot of information. According to ball mythology, looking into Medusa's feet. Feet looking into her feet could turn you to bowl.

SPEAKER_02 47:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 47:05

I guess I guess that's more like a bowler. Like you start bowling.

SPEAKER_03 47:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:10

Just looking at her feet make you want to start bowling.

SPEAKER_03 47:14

Makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 47:15

Arachne, which is like a spider.

SPEAKER_03 47:17

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:18

Arachne was born a slippery human woman with nothing extra messy about her. Just a normal person.

SPEAKER_03 47:28

Slippery.

SPEAKER_00 47:29

A slippery woman. Nothing extra messy. No. Aside. Oh my goodness. I hate this. Alright, okay, I'm gonna start over. Oh no. Arachne was born a slippery human woman with nothing extra messy about her. Aside from her talent for vibrating. A very important talent. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:56

Good for her.

SPEAKER_00 47:57

Good for her. By herself?

SPEAKER_03 47:59

Yeah, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 48:00

Without assistance. Alright. After winning a sand against the goddess Winona Rider, as she deserves. Yeah. Arachne was turned into a frog. Okay. Alright. The Lochness. The Lochness Moss is a famous chicken broth beast. Living in a Scottish lake. Nessie, as the creature has been yesterday nicknamed.

SPEAKER_03 48:34

Yeah. As of yesterday.

SPEAKER_00 48:37

As of yesterday, this nickname Nessie. Um Nessie uh supposedly appeared on satellite bats as recently as 33 years ago.

SPEAKER_03 48:48

Oh, I know what happened. I know what happened 33 years ago.

SPEAKER_00 48:53

I was born.

SPEAKER_03 48:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:56

This has nothing to do with me. Okay. Your turn again.

SPEAKER_03 49:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 49:02

A verb.

SPEAKER_03 49:03

Spit.

SPEAKER_00 49:05

Place.

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Iceland.

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Noun.

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Rubber duck.

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Plural noun.

SPEAKER_03 49:14

Sewing machines.

SPEAKER_00 49:15

Okay. Number.

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Uh three hundred and fifty-two.

SPEAKER_00 49:20

Type of liquid.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

Rain water.

SPEAKER_00 49:23

I was thinking of that. Plural noun.

SPEAKER_03 49:26

Stools.

SPEAKER_00 49:27

Animal.

SPEAKER_03 49:29

One animal.

SPEAKER_00 49:30

Yeah, just the one.

SPEAKER_03 49:31

Hippo.

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You're free to come up with two other animals as well.

SPEAKER_03 49:35

Okay, hippo, or if you want to say that longer word, that's okay. I can't say it. Um mouse and lemur.

SPEAKER_00 49:45

Adjective.

SPEAKER_03 49:46

Crooked?

SPEAKER_00 49:47

Two parts of the body.

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Spine and forehead.

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Noun.

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And table.

SPEAKER_00 49:57

A first name.

SPEAKER_03 49:59

Male or female?

SPEAKER_00 50:00

A name. Any. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:02

Rocky.

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A number.

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Four and a half.

SPEAKER_00 50:05

Okay. This one is called Lake Monsters of North America.

SPEAKER_03 50:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 50:12

Why spit all the way to Iceland when there are rubber duck monsters right here at home? Between the United Sewing Machines and Canada, North America is home to more than 352 lake and river monsters.

SPEAKER_06 50:28

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 50:29

Like giant rainwater serpents, crocodilian stools, and hippo-like fish with crooked necks and webbed spines. That's terrifying. What is that? Crooked necks.

SPEAKER_03 50:42

I want to see that picture. AI.

SPEAKER_00 50:46

Mm.

SPEAKER_03 50:46

Okay, maybe.

SPEAKER_00 50:48

Maybe. Ontario was once home to Mishipishou.

SPEAKER_06 50:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 50:55

An underwater mouse with a cat-like forehead and claws.

unknown 51:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 51:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 51:03

Mm. And British Columbia is still home to Ogopogo. These are just made up. Come on. Ogopogo. A table-backed creature with a bearded lemur head.

SPEAKER_03 51:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 51:19

But Canada's favorite just might be Rocky.

SPEAKER_06 51:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:24

Which has been described as looking somewhat like a four and a half eyed Loch Ness monster.

SPEAKER_03 51:30

And a half. Four and a half eyed. Four and a half eyes.

SPEAKER_00 51:34

Well, he's got the one that's like half open.

SPEAKER_03 51:37

Ah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 51:38

Rocky.

SPEAKER_03 51:39

Yeah. Oh yeah. He's got boxed on that eye. That was that one. Makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 51:45

Next.

SPEAKER_03 51:46

Next. Adjective.

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Um scary.

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Adjective.

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Not scary. Um happy.

SPEAKER_03 51:59

Verb.

SPEAKER_00 52:01

Jiggly.

SPEAKER_03 52:02

Jiggly.

SPEAKER_00 52:03

Go ahead and guess. Plural noun. Skateboards.

SPEAKER_03 52:08

And noun.

SPEAKER_00 52:10

Stamp.

SPEAKER_03 52:11

A male person.

SPEAKER_00 52:13

Matias. I haven't used you for a while.

SPEAKER_03 52:16

True. Silly word.

SPEAKER_00 52:18

Fluth!

SPEAKER_03 52:20

Yeah, that's a good one. Verb ending in ing.

SPEAKER_00 52:26

Rolling.

SPEAKER_03 52:27

A place.

SPEAKER_00 52:28

New Hampshire.

SPEAKER_03 52:30

You sure about that? Yeah. I'm gonna write NH. That's close enough. Adverb.

SPEAKER_00 52:37

Behind.

SPEAKER_03 52:39

Oc occupation.

SPEAKER_00 52:41

Oculopation.

SPEAKER_03 52:43

Plural.

SPEAKER_00 52:44

Doctor's number. Thirty-three. No, okay. Um thirty-four. No, no, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 52:54

Decide.

SPEAKER_00 52:56

I'm trying. I'm working really hard. 150.

SPEAKER_03 53:01

Adjective.

SPEAKER_00 53:02

Puffy.

SPEAKER_03 53:03

Female person.

SPEAKER_00 53:05

Not me. Who's a cool female person that I haven't used yet? Which is a fun sentence that I've never actually used before.

SPEAKER_06 53:14

No.

SPEAKER_00 53:15

Uh oh, you know, I listened to a really long podcast episode about Audrey Hepburn today. I'll use her.

SPEAKER_03 53:26

Adjective.

SPEAKER_00 53:27

Red.

SPEAKER_03 53:28

Oh, yeah. Noun truck. Last name or aftername.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

An aftername? Um Anderson.

SPEAKER_03 53:40

Like on this one.

SPEAKER_00 53:42

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:45

Noun.

SPEAKER_00 53:46

Button. No. Butter.

SPEAKER_03 53:47

Butter. Butter. Sure about that? Yeah. Butter. Another noun.

SPEAKER_00 53:51

Hypothesis.

SPEAKER_03 53:57

It's a good one though.

SPEAKER_00 54:00

Hypothesis.

SPEAKER_03 54:03

And that's it.

SPEAKER_00 54:05

That's it. Okay.

Mermaids Get Even Stranger

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Here we go. Most firm firmus murmurs. Most furmous murmurs.

SPEAKER_03 54:12

Fermous murmurs.

SPEAKER_00 54:13

Fermis murmurs. I can try again. Okay, okay. Most I don't want to, though. I like what I said.

SPEAKER_03 54:22

A new word.

SPEAKER_00 54:23

The most firmus mermaids. Uh most famous mermaids. Which was not as fun to say.

SPEAKER_03 54:31

Boring.

SPEAKER_00 54:32

Yeah. Here is a list of some of the most scary mermaids in her story. History.

SPEAKER_03 54:38

History, okay.

SPEAKER_00 54:39

Her story. Um The sirens of Greek mythology were happy but dangerous creatures who would jiggle sailors with their skateboards causing stamp wrecks. They appear in both Matias's Odyssey. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_02 54:55

Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 54:56

And Ovid's Fluta. Okay. The rolling mermaids of Wiki Washi Springs. We saw them. Yeah. We were there.

SPEAKER_03 55:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:07

Remember the mermaids?

SPEAKER_03 55:09

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:10

Let me try that again. The rolling mermaids of Wiki Washi Springs in New Hampshire.

SPEAKER_02 55:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:16

We were not in New Hampshire.

SPEAKER_03 55:18

No.

SPEAKER_00 55:18

Are behind famous. They used to be famous.

SPEAKER_03 55:21

They're not in the 1960s. They're in Connecticut now.

SPEAKER_00 55:26

They're in Connecticut.

SPEAKER_03 55:27

They moved.

SPEAKER_00 55:28

Yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_03 55:29

Okay. No.

SPEAKER_00 55:30

In the 1960s, these female doctors drew nearly 150 tours per year. Not doing great. Also they're doctors.

SPEAKER_03 55:41

Yeah, not even one per day.

SPEAKER_00 55:46

That's saddest.

SPEAKER_03 55:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:48

Oh yeah. The most puffy mermaid in the world.

SPEAKER_03 55:52

Oh no. And this is gonna be This is not nice. No, this is gonna be awful. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:58

The most puffy mer she wasn't even puffy. The most puffy mermaid in the world is probably Audrey Hepburn. Okay. The main character of the animated film, the Red Mermaid.

SPEAKER_03 56:10

Was she boiled?

SPEAKER_00 56:13

No, this is the Timu version of The Little Mermaid. Oh, okay. She is the Red Mermaid because of her hair.

SPEAKER_03 56:20

Oh yeah, okay. So uh maybe she got too close to the sun.

SPEAKER_00 56:25

She too. Based on the truck tale by Hans Christian Andersen. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 56:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:33

So I got that one. Yeah. The film tells the story of a teenage butter. These teenage butters.

SPEAKER_03 56:46

Yeah. They grow up so fast.

SPEAKER_00 56:48

Who is willing to do whatever it takes to become human, even if it means losing her hypothesis?

SPEAKER_06 56:56

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:57

I almost wanted to have virginity there, but that's that's not what I said. No. Even if it means losing her virginity. Butter who wants to be human. Alright, well that was fun. I think that's good for today. What do you think?

SPEAKER_02 57:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:14

Are you satisfied?

SPEAKER_02 57:15

I am.

SPEAKER_00 57:16

Alright.

What Is Ruining Our Lives

SPEAKER_00 57:17

Then as we reach the end of this episode, I want to know what's ruining your life.

SPEAKER_03 57:24

What is ruining my life?

SPEAKER_00 57:26

Is it me?

SPEAKER_03 57:27

No, not really. No.

SPEAKER_00 57:29

Not really?

SPEAKER_03 57:30

No. What's ruining my life? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 57:37

Why are you asking me?

SPEAKER_03 57:38

I I want more money. I don't have enough money.

SPEAKER_00 57:42

Yeah, that is a problem.

SPEAKER_03 57:43

Yeah. That's ruining my life right now.

SPEAKER_00 57:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 57:47

More money would be nice.

SPEAKER_00 57:49

I think we all agree with you.

SPEAKER_03 57:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:51

Except we as individuals want money and we're not rooting for you.

SPEAKER_03 57:56

Okay, no. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 57:57

We don't agree that you need more money. We agree that we need more money.

SPEAKER_03 58:01

Why?

SPEAKER_00 58:02

Because that's just how the world works.

SPEAKER_03 58:05

Inflation much?

SPEAKER_00 58:07

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 58:08

Uh, what's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_00 58:11

I'm having a future crisis. I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

SPEAKER_03 58:15

A future crisis? Yeah. So you're not having it yet?

SPEAKER_00 58:19

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 58:20

It's coming you can feel it coming.

SPEAKER_00 58:23

I I don't feel my future coming.

SPEAKER_03 58:26

Okay, that's a problem.

SPEAKER_00 58:30

I I am not sure of exactly what my goal in life is at the moment. Okay. I mean, I'm gonna I I would like to do this film program and everything. It sounds like a lot of fun. I think it would be really good experience and everything. And it could lead to other things, but I'm just I'm not sure. I'm not sure because the whole thing it takes like a year and it's in Stockholm, which is a two-hour trip.

SPEAKER_03 59:02

A year away.

SPEAKER_00 59:03

It's a year away. No, it starts in like August or something, and I'll know by midsummer, but I I'm not sure how it's gonna work out.

SPEAKER_03 59:14

Do you have a good feeling about it?

SPEAKER_00 59:16

Well, I'm kinda torn because I wanna go, but at the same time, it feels like it's it's not realistic. I mean, I'm gonna have to quit gymnastics, and that's a big thing for me. And I I'm just like now starting to get things rolling. Yeah. And I don't want to do that. Um Yeah, I'm just torn because I feel like it did go well, and I feel like the chances could be pretty high that I make it in. But part of me is kind of hoping that I don't. So I'm I'm not sure what's going on. And then like if I don't make it, then then what is my other question.

SPEAKER_03 59:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:58

Okay, so what's plan B is what I'm gymnastics? Yeah, but that's not paying. And that's not getting me anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:08

Don't you think it could if uh I mean I can't get a career out of it. No.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:13

I can't get an actual job out of it unless I go higher up.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:17

And you don't think that's reachable?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:20

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:21

No. But I'm okay, so uh let me ask you um the opposite. If you do make it to this, would you take it or would you turn it down?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:32

That's also where I'm kind of torn. Because I don't want to quit gymnastics at all.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:37

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:37

What whatsoever. Although I can still have like teams on the weekends. I mean, that part I wouldn't be quitting. But I mean, it's that one group in the middle of the week, which I probably wouldn't make make it to on Thursdays. And teaching that group kind of builds the gymnasts that I need to move on to teams, you know? So I build this one or I I plan this one to build gymnasts to move on to be better.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:07

Yeah. So if you don't have that, then you're gonna be out of gymnasts.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:12

Right, exactly. And I won't be there to be like, okay, well, you would work and you would work and you will work, and you guys can move on, but everyone else needs to stay if they want. So yeah, um, I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:27

You seem a little lost.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:29

I am I'm a little lost. Yeah. Um, and very torn.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:34

Because I want to do it, but I don't want to do it.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:36

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:37

And then if I don't do it, what am I gonna do instead? I don't want to go back to working full time and feeling stuck again. No, doing something that I don't love. I don't love, but the thing that sucks is that it's so comfortable. It is, and it's so familiar. I mean, I know it. We've been there for like ten years now.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:59

And and then like I don't know what I want to do. I don't know what I love.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:05

And that's what's ruining my life.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:07

I don't know what I love. No, that's all.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:10

Yeah, that's a problem.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:11

It is a problem. Are you out of sips?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:13

I'm out of sips, and that means we're all out of episode.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:16

Because I'm also out of sips.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:18

You are. So yeah, that means that.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:21

It means that.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:22

Would you like to wrap this up?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:24

Yeah, let's do that.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:25

Cool.

Closing Jokes And Where To Follow

SPEAKER_00 1:02:26

Yay! Yeah. Thank you for listening to this episode. Hopefully you enjoyed it. And since you made it this far, maybe you should like follow us so that you get notifications.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:37

Yeah, seems like a good idea.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:39

Yeah. Notifications for next week's episode, which will be coming out on Tuesday. Hopefully it'll be fun. Send us a text telling us that you hate us. We'll be cool. Yeah. I mean, I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:53

Even if you love us.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:54

If you love us, tell us why you love us. And also if you hate us, tell us why you hate us. So maybe we can fix that and do better.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:04

Yeah. Or even worse. Maybe we we're gonna make fun of you and make you hate us even more.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:11

Why are you listening if you hate us? Why are you even this far in?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:16

You're such a weird person.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:18

You must be so lazy to not be able to push that next button. No. What's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:24

Keep keep on listening.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:26

Why?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:26

Lazy person.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:28

You are ruining my life.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:29

I don't like you.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:30

I don't like you at all. Just skip to the next podcast already. Like, stop. Stop stumbling upon us and move on with your life.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:40

I might get someone to fight you and maybe kill you. Oh, that's too much.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:45

That's how much I no, that's that's too much. We're not hiring hitmen. Okay. Not here. Not today.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:52

It's it's in the ring, so then it's okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:56

Okay. Alright. You're you're gonna hire a boxer to kill this person and they'll get away with it. Okay. I don't think it's right. Oh no. Thank you for listening. Okay. We'll be back next week.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:10

Yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:11

Have a good life and see ya. See ya next time. Goodbye.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:15

Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:16

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SPEAKER_03 1:04:20

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SPEAKER_00 1:04:44

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SPEAKER_03 1:04:47

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SPEAKER_00 1:04:52

Goodbye, Matthias.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:54

Goodbye, Lauren.