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Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.
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We start with chaotic real-life updates that bounce from a messy-but-successful gymnastics competition to Stockholm food stops, storms, and surprising cinema moments. Then we review Mr. Deeds and Creed II, derail into Mad Libs madness, and end on what money stress and a future crisis really feel like.
• running a gymnastics meet with improvised fixes and accidental applause
• Stockholm mall trip and the “all the Five Guys in Sweden” achievement
• movie theater stories including a Michael Jackson screening laugh attack
• Mr. Deeds plot rundown, cast highlights, and the New Hampshire filming rant
• quick list of movies filmed in New Hampshire and why locations matter
• Creed II as a Rocky send-off and a Drago legacy cleanup
• arguing whether Drago should have gone to jail after Apollo Creed’s death
• Mad Libs stories that spiral into “Flutah” and monster history chaos
• what’s ruining our lives, from wanting more money to feeling lost about the future
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Cold Open And Sip Talk
SPEAKER_04Here's the fun and stroke and ten and here we go, no one knows what we're leaving out. We started with the movie blood. Now we're talking where we are not in the middle of the 10th century.
SPEAKER_00We have started. Okay, cool.
SPEAKER_03Try to keep it short.
SPEAKER_00We can. We can do our best.
SPEAKER_03We can try to do our very best.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. The very best that we can do. Let's do that.
SPEAKER_03Sounds like a good plan.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Very nice.
SPEAKER_00Thank you. Oh no. Did you hear that?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. You're all out of sips.
SPEAKER_00That means we gotta start the episode.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00All right.
SPEAKER_03All right.
SPEAKER_00We're good today. Chairs.
SPEAKER_03Chairs. I feel like it was a long time ago we said chairs.
SPEAKER_00It was a long time ago. I liked you.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It it is, I mean, it's it's true, but it's not true at the same time.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00Don't get upset. No. I have to be honest. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I'm not upset.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
Welcome And Table Drinks
SPEAKER_03Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty.
SPEAKER_00In which we we still have alcohol just sitting on the table.
SPEAKER_03Oh, oh, oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00Those are full.
SPEAKER_03Oh, really?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I can't say that they're still good. Probably not. Probably not.
SPEAKER_03Should we should I take them to the party and see?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Let's see how many people you can give food poisoning.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh, then I'd be working a lot. Yeah. Oh, my boss will panic and be like, you need to be working full time day and evening for the next two weeks. Yeah. Be like, okay, but I'm gonna get yelled at by one of the people we food poisoned. Yeah. One of the people we poisoned, so this is roasty toasty ghosty. Yeah, man. As you were saying.
SPEAKER_03Should I do it in a more no okay? No, I'm still angry.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I thought it was being dramatic, like cinematic.
SPEAKER_03Uh okay. This is roasty toasty ghosty. It is. That is true. And um, yeah, that's how it is. That's it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I thought you were gonna continue, but that was the end of that. How do you Do you have a fun tagline? No. That's just my thing. Yeah. Okay. I'm fine with that. Matias, how are you?
SPEAKER_03I'm good. And confused.
SPEAKER_00Don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00That's good. I'm glad that you're good.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. How are you?
SPEAKER_00I'm also good. Here we are.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Another episode, another week.
Chaotic Gym Meet And Stockholm
SPEAKER_03Should we talk about the week?
SPEAKER_00We should talk about movies.
SPEAKER_03The week.
SPEAKER_00Also the week.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00What happened? Oh, I had my my competition that I held for my uh gymnasts.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. That was on Saturday. That was exciting. That was exciting. It was fun.
SPEAKER_00You blew up balloons.
SPEAKER_03I did.
SPEAKER_00And it didn't go as planned, but it was still it still looked good.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it was kind of funny that it was seven balloons that got the helium.
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_03No, twelve.
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, sorry. Twelve.
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_03And then I inflated balloons. Manually. Yeah. With my mouth.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. That was seven of them.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, seven and seven, so fourteen.
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay. That's a lot. But yes.
SPEAKER_03And uh one balloon blew up in my face. Ouch. Yeah. That was scary. Yeah. Not expect us.
SPEAKER_00No. Okay. So there was that and and that one part. Well, the thing is that I was trying to lead the gymnasts, and I had to move the equipment around by myself.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And there was one part when I was trying to move uh some equipment and it wasn't moving, but my body was moving, and I fell on my face on the equipment.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And you applauded.
SPEAKER_03I did. You did. And I got the audience to applaud too.
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_03So and I'm really proud of that.
SPEAKER_00Well, I did feel supported, and I did feel like everyone understood.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So it was it was okay. It was just it was funny. I was laughing, everyone was laughing. It was fine. Yeah. The girls were laughing and it was good. But I I managed to fix everything.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00The entire event was chaotic and um mostly improvised.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I took care of the FICA. Yes.
SPEAKER_00You sold you sold FICA.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Then I took care of some of it afterwards.
SPEAKER_00And the entrance fee was a purchase of a 50-50 lottery ticket. And the winner ended up giving it to the gymnastics club.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Which was really, really nice.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Generous.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. And we made some money at the event and it was good. Yeah. And we got some experience, and our judge got some experience. And everything was good. If I wasn't disappointed with anything, I think.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00Other than the people who didn't show up.
SPEAKER_03But we made it work.
SPEAKER_00With what we had.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And then after that, I took my oldest, who, as we mentioned last week, he turned 14. Uh, I took him to the mall in Stockholm and I gave him a certain amount of money, and we went shopping. He went shopping. I paid for food.
SPEAKER_03The same day or the day.
SPEAKER_00The same day, yeah. After after I brought you home, I went back home and picked him up and we went to Stockholm.
SPEAKER_03Okay, cool.
SPEAKER_00And um, there's uh five guys at the mall in Stockholm now.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00And so we went there.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Um, I have actually been to all of the five guys in Sweden this week.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_00So I went to that one, and then I went to the the other one. Uh when was it? We we watched movies, right? What day we watched movies on Tuesday.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, yeah. In at cinema, yes.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. My daughter wanted to see the Michael Jackson movie because she claims that she likes Michael Jackson now. She said that her favorite song is Billie Jean. Okay. And it's a good one. Yeah. And I have to I already told you, but I I have to say it here that um there was a part in the movie when um I'm gonna I'm gonna give away a a part of the movie because Michael wanted to uh fire his father as his manager. And so uh it was sent by fax on a paper saying that he was fired, and his father was approaching him and it was dead silent in the in the room, and the movie was like completely silent, but my daughter just starts laughing, just like ha and then our entire row could not stop laughing for the next like five minutes, and it was it was so funny because it was just like so random.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, okay, so we we watched the movie, and you watched a movie.
SPEAKER_03I did. I watched uh a Hong Kong classic, uh Bullet in the Head, directed by John Wu.
SPEAKER_00Which is rare, very rare for an old uh kung fu movie to be shown in the cinemas nowadays.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, in Sweden.
SPEAKER_00And there were a lot more people in that room than expected.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00I just came in to say hi.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, young people too. Yeah. I I was I I thought I was wrong, because uh the girl in the at the desk or she said nine, like room nine to me, and I'm like, okay. And then I looked at my ticket and it said ten. So I'm like, I'm trusting the ticket, right? Not the girl. So I went to ten and then I saw all these young people get inside, and I'm like, did I go wrong? Should I go to nine instead? And uh but no, uh it's it they actually wanted to see the movie, older Hong Kong movie, and yeah, that was great. And what I also saw a few uh Asian people get inside. So so I'm like, okay, okay, maybe I'm right.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah. Well, I came in just to say hi to you. Yeah and I expected you to be the only one in the room, but I ended up having to search for you for a second.
SPEAKER_03Where's Matthias instead of Where's Waldo?
SPEAKER_00Right. You know, that's kind of funny because just yesterday I ordered a Where's Waldo book. Oh. Because I I found one, the a little one with like the little strap. Yeah. Like a travel size. Oh. Where's Waldo? And I was really excited, so I had to buy it.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00I also saw like there was a similar book, but it was Sudoku.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00And I really wanted that. And I did order a Sudoku book, but I think it was the wrong one.
SPEAKER_01Ah, okay.
SPEAKER_00Just a regular book. It didn't have I don't think it has a strap. But anyway, yeah. Uh so after that, um, my daughter and I went to Five Guys.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And she got a milkshake.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh, we also went to the new pancake place.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, fluffy house. They have fluffy pancakes.
SPEAKER_03We went past the um Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00We've passed by it so many times, but my daughter and I finally went in.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I mean it was good, but it took so long. We had two plates of pancakes, and they're big fat pancakes, and there's only two per plate. Yeah. And then, you know, some decorations and such.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And so we just had like the two plates of pancakes and two drinks. And it I swear it took like half an hour to get that. And there was one person working there, and they did not look like they were trying to go fast at all. She was slow moving.
SPEAKER_06Oh.
SPEAKER_00And I wasn't very impressed. I told my daughter, I don't think we're coming back here. I mean, this is fun. And plus, it cost like almost 500 cron hour. What? Yeah. It was ridiculous.
SPEAKER_03It was like two of you.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it was like 159 for pancakes. And I could have gone to five guys and get like a cheeseburger for that same price. Just the cheeseburger, but still.
SPEAKER_02Wow.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it was a bit ridiculous, but it was an experience that I felt like was necessary.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Before I went to the cinema, it was a storm. Oh yeah. Oh my god, it was hailing and it was windy. Like I on the way there, I saw a lot of stuff floating around and uh things were knocked over and it was crazy.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, my daughter and I we only got like the sprinkle.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_00We completely missed the storm because we were watching the movies.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I mean, it couldn't have lasted many minutes.
SPEAKER_00No, it was quick, I heard.
SPEAKER_03But uh I I I was in the middle of the worst part.
SPEAKER_00Oh man.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Uh about the movie. I like the movie. The music was kind of confusing because it it or it reminded me of Happy Birthday.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03So I was expecting someone to come in with cake every time they played the theme song.
SPEAKER_00There was no cake. No cake. No, not even ice cream. No. Okay. That's too bad.
SPEAKER_03No balloons either.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03Oh well. But yeah, I like the movie. Yeah. Very dramatic. You wouldn't like it, but uh, yeah. I was happy to see it at least.
SPEAKER_00I went to Stockholm on Wednesday. Oh. I had a test for the school program thing that I applied for for film production manager or a leader or something. Uh yeah, I know what I'm doing. And we went it was something. And um it's a test to narrow down the applicants. So the first part was a written test. Okay. I don't know how much I actually told you about this, but I'm gonna tell you again. We had 15 minutes for this writing section, and it was three questions.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_00Just to see that you can write and be understood. Um, so the first question was, what was your favorite movie and why? Pretty much. Yeah. And I was like, Well, that one's simple.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I know your answer. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And but the thing is that like I don't know really what the expectations are because it didn't say like you have to write at least this many words. No. So I didn't really know, like, okay, is two sentences not enough? Maybe three sent I mean paragraphs.
SPEAKER_03This is supposed to be an essay.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but then again, it's like you only have 15 minutes, and you think, oh, well, I mean, 15 minutes, that's nothing. But um, so I I spent my time on this first question, and then uh, and like trying to get out as much as I possibly can, and then I I figure, I mean, that's enough. So I go to the next question, and that one was even worse because it was uh, what is your favorite song and why? Pretty much. And I was like, oh my gosh, I love thousands of songs, and I have to pick one, and nothing was popping up in my head at that moment, so I I went for Veronica Sawyer Smokes.
SPEAKER_01Oh AFI.
SPEAKER_00Mainly because the first time I heard it was outside of the concert. I was in line to see AFI, yeah, and um, I had never heard the new album that had just been released, and someone in line actually let me borrow their MP3 player dating myself here in 2009, 2010. I yeah, I got to borrow their MP3 player and listen to the album while waiting in line.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Which was really cool and really nice of them. And I heard the song there.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I have to say the that's probably one of my favorite of theirs.
SPEAKER_00It is definitely a favorite.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But I couldn't I couldn't really go into the details of the song either because I realized where I saw I have three minutes left.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So um I had to quickly write that out and then go to the last question, which was what makes you angry? And I was like, Well, I definitely don't have time for this. No. So I just Matthias.
SPEAKER_02I I They're like, who is Matthias? Wait, was that the end?
SPEAKER_00Don't hate me. Okay, okay. I I wrote, When people hold the truth back from me.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00That makes me angry. Just tell me things. So that that that was the first thing that popped up in my head. Because I couldn't think of much else. I couldn't think of anything because I was in so much pressure because I only had three minutes. Yeah. So that was what I wrote.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, and then the second part of the test was it was a group assignment. We had this made-up situation in which we were out in space and we were like traveling to the moon, and our our ship had broken down. We landed in the wrong spot of the moon or something, and we were 300 kilometers away from where we were supposed to land. And then we were supposed to uh rank 15 items that we had with us, like the most important to the least important that we had to take with us.
SPEAKER_03Wait, uh yeah. So did you get to pick the items or were they like assigned for you?
SPEAKER_00It was a list of already picked out items. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Fifteen of them.
SPEAKER_00Fifteen. And then as a group, we had to discuss like what is absolutely most important. Yeah. And then which items are yeah, necessary. And then which ones are completely useless.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. And I did you uh agree uh with most of them or yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, we did.
SPEAKER_00It it felt like common sense really. Yeah. But I think it was mostly to see how we communicate with other people, especially people we don't know.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I wanna say who's taking charge because you could only write on one of the papers. And I took over, and I took the paper and I took the pencil, and I'm like, let's go.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Let's just write this down and get this over with. And so yeah, that was it. That was it. Okay. I went in with zero expectations because I got no information on what we were gonna do. Nobody got information, nobody knew what they were gonna do. No, so it was scary. But the people were cool, so it was okay.
SPEAKER_03Was it uh a positive experience? I think so.
SPEAKER_00It was kind of fun, yeah. It was I was nervous, but I also went in. Um, I was completely soaked because I got rained on.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Uh-huh. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00From the train to the school, it just decided to start downpouring. Yeah. And of course, I am lost. I go the wrong way at first, as I do.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And then I realize I'm going the wrong way, and I turn around and I go back.
SPEAKER_03I remember that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But I know you.
SPEAKER_00I found my way to the train on my way home.
SPEAKER_03Wow.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Without wandering the place first. I went straight there.
SPEAKER_02Who are you even?
SPEAKER_00I don't even know. But I was so proud.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because that's like the worst part. Because I can never find where the trains are. But I did this time. I also went to five guys after the tests in Stockholm.
SPEAKER_03Are there three five guys? There's three.
SPEAKER_00That's it. Right now. There's a few more opening up.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00But at the moment, that's it. And I went to all of them in one week.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Bam. Mic drop.
SPEAKER_00Just throw it on the floor.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And then yesterday We were working. We worked and I went home. I boring. We didn't well, I mean, I I haven't seen my kids like all week, it feels like. It was the first evening that I could be home. And so I just went home. I considered going to the gym for like a split second, but then I immediately changed my mind because I haven't seen my kids all week and I wanted to hang out at home. Yeah. And just chill for one evening. I have worked all week, I think.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Except maybe not Monday. Did I work on Monday?
SPEAKER_03I thought you did, but I'm not Maybe I did. Yeah. I feel like you did, but I'm not sure actually.
SPEAKER_00Next week, hopefully, it's a bit calmer if not everyone gets food poisoning. Awww. Anyway, is that all? Yeah. I feel like I've talked enough.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Today's Friday. It's May 29th and uh 2026.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Right? Crazy. Okay. So we watched
Movie Night Starts
SPEAKER_00movies.
SPEAKER_03We did.
SPEAKER_00For movie night. Like we do.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Would you like to movie on?
SPEAKER_03Let's move on.
SPEAKER_00Today we watched Mr.
Mr. Deeds Plot And Reactions
SPEAKER_00Deed and Creed 11 or 2. Yeah. Creed 2. I'm just gonna exaggerate everything. Yeah. We started with Mr. Deed. So uh please tell me a very quick summary.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Uh an old billionaire dies uh on top of a mountain. He has only one relative, and that's Adam Sandler.
SPEAKER_00Is it though?
SPEAKER_03Uh maybe. I'm not gonna spoil anything. Oh, okay. He uh gets like uh forty billion dollars overnight and moves to New York for a few days. I mean he he comes from New Hampshire.
SPEAKER_00No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't.
SPEAKER_03And in New York, he meets a girl who is a reporter.
SPEAKER_00Speaking of Veronica Sawyer.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's the same girl.
SPEAKER_00It's Winona Ryder.
SPEAKER_03It is. She Kind of infiltrates uh herself into his life and then she falls in love or they fall in love, but he doesn't know her true identity. And that's what the movie is about.
SPEAKER_00Adam Sandler gets rich.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's it. Okay.
SPEAKER_03And a love love story.
SPEAKER_00Love love story.
SPEAKER_03So what did you think about this
New Hampshire Filming Rabbit Hole
SPEAKER_03movie?
SPEAKER_00I am disappointed. Okay, so they say in the movie that he is in New Hampshire and he's from New Hampshire and everything, but they are not actually located in New Hampshire. They're not filming in New Hampshire. They're in Connecticut. And then they say This is the funny part, because they say that they are stopping in Connecticut at what was what was the restaurant they went to? Was it Wendy's?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, maybe it was.
SPEAKER_00They stopped at a Wendy's in Connecticut. That was New York.
SPEAKER_03How do you know that?
SPEAKER_00Because that's what I said on IMDB.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00So that was disappointing. I wanted them to uh film in New Hampshire. So now I need to look up movies filmed in New Hampshire. Do we have a minute?
SPEAKER_03Uh I I guess. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And we need to make the episodes fun sometimes. Only sometimes, not always. But my phone is starting up because it died. Oh. Why does it take like two months for a phone to reboot?
SPEAKER_03I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Isn't that just the most annoying thing?
SPEAKER_03You're more techy than I am, so you should know.
SPEAKER_00Films shot, sir. Shot. Films, sir. Films shot in New Hampshire, USA, to be specific. I don't think I need to be specific.
SPEAKER_03I know one.
SPEAKER_00Okay. We're gonna start with uh that one, Jumanji, which is filmed heavily in Keene, New Hampshire, which is where I'm from. Yeah. Kind of. Kinda. Kinda. Uh, and the parachute sign is still there, just so everyone knows. Um, another movie on Golden Pond.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Which was shot around Squam Lake.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00It's one of the most famous New Hampshire filmed movies ever, which I don't believe that because I know Jumanji.
SPEAKER_03I have never seen that one.
SPEAKER_00I've never heard of it. The Good Sun.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I love that one.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Oh my god. Filmed Okay, it's filmed in North Conway, Conway Lake, and Greenland, New Hampshire. What? You love that movie.
SPEAKER_03I love it.
SPEAKER_00Okay, what is that movie?
SPEAKER_03It's uh Elijah Wood, uh a little boy.
SPEAKER_00Right. And Frodo.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, Frodo. And uh Kevin from uh Home Alone, who's who's Holly Culkins. Yeah, who's an evil boy.
SPEAKER_00Oh and oh, are we watching that?
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, we have to.
SPEAKER_00Now we have to. Yeah. I don't think it's option. I don't think it's optional anymore. Langdh. Okay, yeah. Longer. Um, okay. What about Bob? Oh, I love that movie. Okay. Although it's mostly associated with Virginia filming locations, the story is set in New Hampshire and captures classic New England lake town vibes.
SPEAKER_03No, yeah, I I I think it's a fun movie. It's uh Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfus. Okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Richard Dreyfus.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, uh Stakeouts. Right. With many rest of it.
SPEAKER_00Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. In your eyes. The Thomas Crown Affair.
SPEAKER_03Oh. Yeah, I mean.
SPEAKER_00You've heard of it.
SPEAKER_03I've heard of it. It's not my cup of tea.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Well, only some scenes were filmed in New Hampshire. Okay. Um, and then there's some lesser-known films. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, that was that was all I had, really, I guess.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So that was my issue with the movie.
SPEAKER_03So did you like the movie or was Well, I was just gonna get to that. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Other than that part, I did like the movie. It was funny. It had Winona Ryder.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And Rob Schneider still stuck his nose in there for like a second. And uh rat guy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Ratfink.
SPEAKER_03Steve Bashomi.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, he was there.
SPEAKER_03Crazy eyes.
SPEAKER_00His weird eyes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I had trouble looking at him.
SPEAKER_03He's so funny.
SPEAKER_00I mean, I don't know what it is, but people with like weird, lazy sorry, not weird, with lazy eyes and eyes that go all over the place. I I can't look at them.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00I I I avert my eyes, you know? Yeah. I look at something else.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I feel bad because I feel like it's obvious that I'm like looking everywhere else except for at him. And then I try to look at him and it's like, pick an eye. It's like, oh my god, I can't. I have I have such issues. Yeah. It's just me as a person. I'm a terrible person. Uh or I was never taught the the etiquette.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Anyway, anyway. It was a good movie. I enjoyed it. I like Winona Rider with the blonde hair. Yeah. Pretty. Yeah. I didn't recognize her at first.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00Her face was so bright.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And not as dark and gloomy as it usually is.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, exactly. She's uh she usually doesn't do movies like these.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. This. The lady. Who is the lady from Two and a Half Men?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, Conchata Ferr Farrell or something.
SPEAKER_00Something like it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. She plays Saberta in Two and a Half Men.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I love her. She's so funny.
SPEAKER_00What do you think of this movie?
SPEAKER_03I love this movie.
SPEAKER_00Uh you saw it in theaters.
SPEAKER_03I did. This is the only Adam Sandler movie I saw in theaters. And it was one of my friends' birthday. It wasn't me. No, it was when I had friends. Yeah, uh I mean I was 11, 2002.
SPEAKER_00You had friends?
SPEAKER_03I had friends. Okay. And we went as a group watching this movie, and it was great. I love this movie. And uh the car ride home, everyone was doing the Olay.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03The entire ride home. I guess the mom wasn't too happy with this, maybe, but uh yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's what got stuck.
SPEAKER_03Yep. This is probably like top three. It is a good one of his moves.
SPEAKER_00Oh, we have to rank them. Oh goodness. Okay. We'll get to that when we get to it.
Creed II And Drago Returns
SPEAKER_00Okay. And then we watched Creed Creed 2.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And this is a movie with Michael B. Jordan still. He's still there. And Stallone is still there. We kind of forgot he had cancer for a minute, but he's okay. He survived, apparently.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And uh he's still there. And uh so Dolph Lundgren comes back. He says, Hi. Um, I also have a son. And um, yeah, I know I I kind of killed your dad, but I figured you can fight my son. Because what could possibly go wrong?
SPEAKER_03What was that like an apology? Sorry for killing your dad here. Fight my son.
SPEAKER_00I'm not sure. No. Maybe you could look at it that way. They're Russian, so they have a weird way of apologizing, I guess.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Uh Michael B. Jordan, his character is Creed. We're gonna call him Creed from now on. He and his girlfriend have a baby. Yeah. And um the first fight doesn't go very well, but he doesn't die.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00And then he he beats beats him up in the second round, the second go.
SPEAKER_01Second fight.
SPEAKER_00The second fight. And that's what happened. And then Stallone leaves.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. That's it.
SPEAKER_03To his own son. Yeah. And grandchild.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's what happened. Do you like this movie?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I think uh it's a pretty good movie. It's a good send-off for Rocky, the Rocky character. You know, i it's like a good ending for him. I feel like. Yeah. And uh I mean it's a good way to like resolve the uh Drago situation from the fourth one. I do actually like this one. I have not seen the third Creed movie because you haven't even bothered. No. No, when uh there's no Rocky, why bother?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03What did you like? What did you like? Uh did you like the movie?
SPEAKER_00I did like the movie. I uh did have a question
Should Drago Go To Jail
SPEAKER_00though.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Um, why Dolph Lundgren didn't go to jail after murdering Apollo Creed?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I tried uh defending. But I don't know.
SPEAKER_00But this is what open eyes says. Okay, okay. Because I have to know what why didn't Oh, I I wrote Ivan Dragon.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00That was wrong. Go to jail for murdering Apollo Creed. And Open Eyes says, survey says, no, uh, in Rocky 4, Ivan Drago, Drago, uh, doesn't go to jail after killing Apollo Creed because the death happened during a sanctioned boxing match, and Apollo technically accepted the risk by continuing the fight. But murder is murder. What okay. A few in-universe reasons. The match was officially organized and regulated. I think you mentioned some of these. Apollo refused to stop even after taking massive damage. Rocky Balboa also refused to throw in the towel when Apollo told him not to. Okay. Drago didn't use a weapon or attack outside the rules of the match. Fatalities in combat sports, while rare, are legally treated differently from ordinary homicide if they happen during competition. Murder is still murder. I don't get it.
SPEAKER_03I I'm not So if you want to kill someone, do it in boxing. Yeah, put him against a killer, and then they'll die.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Life hack. Open eyes is fighting me now. Okay. Because I'm I'm trying to say, you know, murder is still murder. And it's saying legally, not always. Intent and context matter a lot. I don't get it. This is not computing. If someone dies during a regulated sport where both people knowingly accept serious risk, the law usually does not treat it as murder automatically. Boxing, MMA, auto racing, even some extreme sports work this way. For it to become murder or manslaughter, prosecutors would usually need to show things like intent to kill, which does he not?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I think so.
SPEAKER_00I say that all the time. No. But they do say, like, I'm gonna kill you and everything, right?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00That to me is a threat. Uh deliberate illegal actions, gross negligence beyond what the sport allows. Whatever. Yeah. Whatever. It still doesn't make sense to me. Okay. I'm not buying it.
SPEAKER_03It makes more sense to me, but uh I see where you come from coming from. Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_00Dolph Lundgren should have gone to jail. Oh. Is really what I'm saying. Yeah. Overall, the movie was good.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. This movie is like over 30 years later, so maybe he would have been outside anyways.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but he never did. He didn't say that he went to jail. He just lost his wife. Yeah. And his country hated him. And what else did he say?
SPEAKER_03He was treated like a stray dog.
SPEAKER_00Right. He was spit on.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but you should have gone to jail. Really. So you got away with murder. I'm not okay with him.
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_00But and I don't really know why he had to come back. I'm not complaining that he came back, but I just it's like, just let it go. Like why why even bother to show your face again when you know what you've done?
SPEAKER_03Well, he holds a grudge 'cause what happened to him afterwards. Even though he got away with murder, he was treated like garbage. Garbage. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, well, that was his own fault for killing someone.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I mean, if he had not killed Creed to begin with, then Rocky wouldn't have felt like he needed to come back for revenge.
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_00And beat up Dolph Lundgren in front of his whole country. It's really on him.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I feel like he should have just like laid down and died. Not die. But calm down.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00He needs to chill.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Count to ten.
SPEAKER_00Count to ten. Take a deep breath and move on.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Movie on, mate.
SPEAKER_00Movie on. Watch some movies that are not boxing related.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Watch a comedy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I'll make you feel better.
SPEAKER_03Miss the deeds.
SPEAKER_00Sure. Anyway.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Well, that was fun. Yeah. I enjoyed talking about this movie with you. But I'm ready for a break.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Yeah. Let's take a break. I think I'm breaking.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
Break Then Mad Libs Chaos
SPEAKER_02We're back. We that's all.
SPEAKER_00Yep. That's all. Give me your snacks, darling. I don't remember the rest of the song. I had written lyrics to that one too.
SPEAKER_01Oh.
SPEAKER_00Close your eyes. Give me your hand. Darlin. Can you feel my heart beating? Do you understand?
SPEAKER_06Do you feel my only dream?
SPEAKER_00Matias. Yes. We have nothing to do, so we're doing Mad Libs.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00It's been a couple episodes, so let's do it again. Okay. Mad Libs, the game in which we fill in the blanks to a story. Yep. And then we completely change the story, and it's funny. So we're gonna start off with a female name. Um it can be any female.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, any name at all.
SPEAKER_00Which is female.
SPEAKER_03Which is female. Jennifer.
SPEAKER_00Does Jennifer have a last name? Aniston. Okay. A number.
SPEAKER_03One.
SPEAKER_00Just one. Okay. Adjective.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00Use that. How would you describe the sound you just heard?
SPEAKER_06Horrible.
SPEAKER_00Horrible. A noun. Like, excuse me. I'll just go then if you don't like it.
SPEAKER_03Acid.
SPEAKER_00Animal.
SPEAKER_03Animal. Any animal. Let's see.
SPEAKER_00I just thought of something.
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_00You know Lilo and Stitch?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, well, when I was sad, I watched the original Lilo and Stitch just as a comfort movie. And then afterwards I was thinking they did remake it. They did make a live action.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Which live action when it comes to Stitch and aliens and stuff. It's half live and half CGI. Um, I I did start watching it. I got interrupted because I was gonna go to bed or something.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_00And not impressed. I I knew I wasn't gonna be impressed.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_00But oh my gosh, it just looks so weird. I don't even know why this was a concept.
SPEAKER_03No, they have to do that to movies nowadays.
SPEAKER_00I guess so. But I mean my expectations were definitely met, which were like lower than dirt.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Animal.
SPEAKER_03Animal rhino.
SPEAKER_00Type of liquid.
SPEAKER_03Uh type of liquid. So yeah gasoline?
SPEAKER_00Gasoline. A number.
SPEAKER_03Uh sixty-four.
SPEAKER_00Verb.
SPEAKER_03Verb. Stumble.
SPEAKER_00Adverb.
SPEAKER_03Soon.
SPEAKER_00Color.
SPEAKER_03Yellow. Number forty billion.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Noun.
SPEAKER_03Crack.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Uh adjective.
SPEAKER_03Strong.
SPEAKER_00Another adjective.
SPEAKER_03Short.
SPEAKER_00Plural noun.
SPEAKER_03Pants.
SPEAKER_00Verb ending in ian gene.
SPEAKER_03Drinking.
SPEAKER_00Adjective.
SPEAKER_03White.
SPEAKER_00A place.
SPEAKER_03A place. Uh museum.
SPEAKER_00Okay. That was it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00This one is called Cooking with Mermaids.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Here is a recipe for Kraken eggs from Jan Jennifer. The janitor. No, Jennifer Aniston's underwater kitchen. It serves one.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Very exclusive.
SPEAKER_00Yes. This is only for one person. The ingredients are one horrible egg stolen from a giant kraken. Four acid spoons rhino milk. Fresh if possible. Three gasoline spoons squid ink. 64 searurgins for garnish.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_00Just a sprinkle. Yeah. Directions. Stumble the first three ingredients.
SPEAKER_03I can do that.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Beat soon until the mixture turns yellow and frothy. About 40 billion minutes.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_00How many years is that?
SPEAKER_03I don't know, but Hey Google.
SPEAKER_00How many years is 40 billion minutes? Okay. 40 billion minutes is approximately 76,053 years. Okay. Or about 76,103 and a half years if you do not factor in leap years.
SPEAKER_02Ah.
SPEAKER_00That's a long time.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, long waiting time. To beat eggs or get that horrible egg.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. Um, so it only takes about 40 billion minutes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Using a pastry crack, pipe strong portions of egg batter into a short tide pool. Allow the pants to cool. No, sorry. Allow the pants to cook for four minutes, drinking them in a net as you go. Serve alongside the white urchins. Season with museum water to taste.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Museum water.
SPEAKER_00Yes. Alright, here you go.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_00Here's that.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00And go.
SPEAKER_03Noun.
SPEAKER_00Flute.
SPEAKER_03How do you spell that even?
SPEAKER_00With a U. T. E.
SPEAKER_03Flute.
SPEAKER_00Flute.
Coining The Word Flutah
SPEAKER_03Fluta.
SPEAKER_00Fluth is that a word?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00Fluta.
SPEAKER_03No, it's it sounds like slut.
SPEAKER_00Okay, well now we've made up a word and now we need to define the word. So what is to fluta?
SPEAKER_03Fluth. It it sounds like sluta and flutta, like a combination of those two.
SPEAKER_00So if you're telling someone to stop and move at the same time, like like a get out of my way.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like uh attention, you need to move.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Flutah. Flutah. Flutah. Oh my god. Like I'm trying to get through here. Pay attention to me and get out of my way.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god, we're so good.
SPEAKER_00We d we just came up with a new word. Yeah. Wow. I'm gonna write to the dictionary people.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Anyway.
SPEAKER_03Part of the body.
SPEAKER_00Fluta. Um, let's see. Calf. My calf is feeling better. I can still feel it, but it is better. Okay, good friend.
SPEAKER_03Good, good, good, good. How's your calf?
SPEAKER_00It's better. I can still feel it, but it's it is better. Thank you for asking.
SPEAKER_03Good, good, good. Good, good, good, good. Uh animal, plural. Plural. Bunnies. Bunnies. Bunnies.
SPEAKER_00I love my bunnies.
SPEAKER_03Noun. Ball. Ball. Uh part of the body. Plural.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Okay. Part of the body? Feet. Feet.
SPEAKER_03Feet us.
SPEAKER_00Matias. What? That's not what I said.
SPEAKER_06No. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Oh. Are you serious? You wrote it anyway. Sorry. Matias.
SPEAKER_05Sorry.
SPEAKER_00That's not what I said. No. Use the words that I say instead.
SPEAKER_03Read. There you go.
SPEAKER_00Foots. No. Is that what you wrote? No, okay. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_03No, I I started with F I T.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's not how you spell that.
SPEAKER_03No. Uh noun. Um, a bowl. Bowl. Bowl. Like the Yeah. Yeah, like the dance.
SPEAKER_00Shaking bowl. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Adjective.
SPEAKER_00Um slippery.
SPEAKER_03Slippery. Adjective again.
SPEAKER_00Morning. Slippery. Okay, no. Vibrating. No, that's a that's a verb. I am gonna use that. If there's a verb, I want to use it vibrate.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, next one is verbelling in.
SPEAKER_00You can use that while I think of this adjective. Messy.
SPEAKER_03Noun.
SPEAKER_00Sand. That's a word. Yeah. I haven't used that, maybe. I don't know. Probably. We've done this for so long, I don't even know what words we haven't used.
SPEAKER_03I feel like I used all the words.
SPEAKER_00All the words ever.
SPEAKER_03I reuse a lot of words. Oh, yeah. I like I don't like it, but I do. I know I do.
SPEAKER_00I have to find a dictionary.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Because like every time you say I have to say something, I look around and like frame. That's a frame. I'm gonna use that. And I used it like 20 times already.
SPEAKER_00One of these days we're gonna do a mad libs and just go through the dictionary.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah. Like a page. We go to a a certain page in the dictionary, or I'm thinking just go straight through the list of words. Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_00So, like if the first word's an adverb, you use the adverb in the page, and then the next one, oh that's a ad adjective, and find an adjective and fill that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that works. I don't know. Female person. Female person. A female person? Yes.
SPEAKER_00Wine on a writer. She's my friend.
SPEAKER_03How do you even spell that?
SPEAKER_00Why? No. Nah. Why?
SPEAKER_03W.
SPEAKER_00No. Y.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00Uh-huh. Like a whine. Like the why. Why?
SPEAKER_03Winona. Winona. I think.
SPEAKER_00Like wine ona.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Yeah. Write it to or just Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Let's be specific. Let's just call her out.
SPEAKER_03Why not? Wineona. Why no not? Uh animal.
SPEAKER_00Frog.
SPEAKER_03Noun?
SPEAKER_00Moss.
SPEAKER_03Moss.
SPEAKER_00Moss.
SPEAKER_03M-O-S-S.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Type of liquid.
SPEAKER_00Chicken broth. Adverb. Yesterday.
SPEAKER_03Plural noun.
SPEAKER_00Bats. Flappy mouse.
SPEAKER_03Flappy mouse. Flappy mouses. Number.
SPEAKER_0033. That's it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Alright. I'm gonna read this for you.
Mythical Monsters Remixed
SPEAKER_01Thank you.
SPEAKER_00This one is called Mythical Monsters in History. I've got three mythical monsters I'm gonna tell you about. The first one is Medusa.
SPEAKER_06Yes.
SPEAKER_00Medusa was a flute with a hideous calf and venomous bunnies for hair.
SPEAKER_02Oh okay.
SPEAKER_00Wow. That was a lot of information. According to ball mythology, looking into Medusa's feet. Feet looking into her feet could turn you to bowl.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00I guess I guess that's more like a bowler. Like you start bowling.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Just looking at her feet make you want to start bowling.
SPEAKER_03Makes sense.
SPEAKER_00Arachne, which is like a spider.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Arachne was born a slippery human woman with nothing extra messy about her. Just a normal person.
SPEAKER_03Slippery.
SPEAKER_00A slippery woman. Nothing extra messy. No. Aside. Oh my goodness. I hate this. Alright, okay, I'm gonna start over. Oh no. Arachne was born a slippery human woman with nothing extra messy about her. Aside from her talent for vibrating. A very important talent. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Good for her.
SPEAKER_00Good for her. By herself?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I guess.
SPEAKER_00Without assistance. Alright. After winning a sand against the goddess Winona Rider, as she deserves. Yeah. Arachne was turned into a frog. Okay. Alright. The Lochness. The Lochness Moss is a famous chicken broth beast. Living in a Scottish lake. Nessie, as the creature has been yesterday nicknamed.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. As of yesterday.
SPEAKER_00As of yesterday, this nickname Nessie. Um Nessie uh supposedly appeared on satellite bats as recently as 33 years ago.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I know what happened. I know what happened 33 years ago.
SPEAKER_00I was born.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00This has nothing to do with me. Okay. Your turn again.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00A verb.
SPEAKER_03Spit.
SPEAKER_00Place.
SPEAKER_03Iceland.
SPEAKER_00Noun.
SPEAKER_03Rubber duck.
SPEAKER_00Plural noun.
SPEAKER_03Sewing machines.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Number.
SPEAKER_03Uh three hundred and fifty-two.
SPEAKER_00Type of liquid.
SPEAKER_03Rain water.
SPEAKER_00I was thinking of that. Plural noun.
SPEAKER_03Stools.
SPEAKER_00Animal.
SPEAKER_03One animal.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, just the one.
SPEAKER_03Hippo.
SPEAKER_00You're free to come up with two other animals as well.
SPEAKER_03Okay, hippo, or if you want to say that longer word, that's okay. I can't say it. Um mouse and lemur.
SPEAKER_00Adjective.
SPEAKER_03Crooked?
SPEAKER_00Two parts of the body.
SPEAKER_03Spine and forehead.
SPEAKER_00Noun.
SPEAKER_03And table.
SPEAKER_00A first name.
SPEAKER_03Male or female?
SPEAKER_00A name. Any. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Rocky.
SPEAKER_00A number.
SPEAKER_03Four and a half.
SPEAKER_00Okay. This one is called Lake Monsters of North America.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Why spit all the way to Iceland when there are rubber duck monsters right here at home? Between the United Sewing Machines and Canada, North America is home to more than 352 lake and river monsters.
SPEAKER_06Wow.
SPEAKER_00Like giant rainwater serpents, crocodilian stools, and hippo-like fish with crooked necks and webbed spines. That's terrifying. What is that? Crooked necks.
SPEAKER_03I want to see that picture. AI.
SPEAKER_00Mm.
SPEAKER_03Okay, maybe.
SPEAKER_00Maybe. Ontario was once home to Mishipishou.
SPEAKER_06Okay.
SPEAKER_00An underwater mouse with a cat-like forehead and claws.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00Mm. And British Columbia is still home to Ogopogo. These are just made up. Come on. Ogopogo. A table-backed creature with a bearded lemur head.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00But Canada's favorite just might be Rocky.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Which has been described as looking somewhat like a four and a half eyed Loch Ness monster.
SPEAKER_03And a half. Four and a half eyed. Four and a half eyes.
SPEAKER_00Well, he's got the one that's like half open.
SPEAKER_03Ah, okay.
SPEAKER_00Rocky.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Oh yeah. He's got boxed on that eye. That was that one. Makes sense.
SPEAKER_00Next.
SPEAKER_03Next. Adjective.
SPEAKER_00Um scary.
SPEAKER_03Adjective.
SPEAKER_00Not scary. Um happy.
SPEAKER_03Verb.
SPEAKER_00Jiggly.
SPEAKER_03Jiggly.
SPEAKER_00Go ahead and guess. Plural noun. Skateboards.
SPEAKER_03And noun.
SPEAKER_00Stamp.
SPEAKER_03A male person.
SPEAKER_00Matias. I haven't used you for a while.
SPEAKER_03True. Silly word.
SPEAKER_00Fluth!
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's a good one. Verb ending in ing.
SPEAKER_00Rolling.
SPEAKER_03A place.
SPEAKER_00New Hampshire.
SPEAKER_03You sure about that? Yeah. I'm gonna write NH. That's close enough. Adverb.
SPEAKER_00Behind.
SPEAKER_03Oc occupation.
SPEAKER_00Oculopation.
SPEAKER_03Plural.
SPEAKER_00Doctor's number. Thirty-three. No, okay. Um thirty-four. No, no, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_03Decide.
SPEAKER_00I'm trying. I'm working really hard. 150.
SPEAKER_03Adjective.
SPEAKER_00Puffy.
SPEAKER_03Female person.
SPEAKER_00Not me. Who's a cool female person that I haven't used yet? Which is a fun sentence that I've never actually used before.
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_00Uh oh, you know, I listened to a really long podcast episode about Audrey Hepburn today. I'll use her.
SPEAKER_03Adjective.
SPEAKER_00Red.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. Noun truck. Last name or aftername.
SPEAKER_00An aftername? Um Anderson.
SPEAKER_03Like on this one.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Noun.
SPEAKER_00Button. No. Butter.
SPEAKER_03Butter. Butter. Sure about that? Yeah. Butter. Another noun.
SPEAKER_00Hypothesis.
SPEAKER_03It's a good one though.
SPEAKER_00Hypothesis.
SPEAKER_03And that's it.
SPEAKER_00That's it. Okay.
Mermaids Get Even Stranger
SPEAKER_00Here we go. Most firm firmus murmurs. Most furmous murmurs.
SPEAKER_03Fermous murmurs.
SPEAKER_00Fermis murmurs. I can try again. Okay, okay. Most I don't want to, though. I like what I said.
SPEAKER_03A new word.
SPEAKER_00The most firmus mermaids. Uh most famous mermaids. Which was not as fun to say.
SPEAKER_03Boring.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Here is a list of some of the most scary mermaids in her story. History.
SPEAKER_03History, okay.
SPEAKER_00Her story. Um The sirens of Greek mythology were happy but dangerous creatures who would jiggle sailors with their skateboards causing stamp wrecks. They appear in both Matias's Odyssey. Congratulations.
SPEAKER_02Thank you.
SPEAKER_00And Ovid's Fluta. Okay. The rolling mermaids of Wiki Washi Springs. We saw them. Yeah. We were there.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Remember the mermaids?
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Let me try that again. The rolling mermaids of Wiki Washi Springs in New Hampshire.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00We were not in New Hampshire.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00Are behind famous. They used to be famous.
SPEAKER_03They're not in the 1960s. They're in Connecticut now.
SPEAKER_00They're in Connecticut.
SPEAKER_03They moved.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I guess so.
SPEAKER_03Okay. No.
SPEAKER_00In the 1960s, these female doctors drew nearly 150 tours per year. Not doing great. Also they're doctors.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, not even one per day.
SPEAKER_00That's saddest.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah. The most puffy mermaid in the world.
SPEAKER_03Oh no. And this is gonna be This is not nice. No, this is gonna be awful. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00The most puffy mer she wasn't even puffy. The most puffy mermaid in the world is probably Audrey Hepburn. Okay. The main character of the animated film, the Red Mermaid.
SPEAKER_03Was she boiled?
SPEAKER_00No, this is the Timu version of The Little Mermaid. Oh, okay. She is the Red Mermaid because of her hair.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, okay. So uh maybe she got too close to the sun.
SPEAKER_00She too. Based on the truck tale by Hans Christian Andersen. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So I got that one. Yeah. The film tells the story of a teenage butter. These teenage butters.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. They grow up so fast.
SPEAKER_00Who is willing to do whatever it takes to become human, even if it means losing her hypothesis?
SPEAKER_06Okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I almost wanted to have virginity there, but that's that's not what I said. No. Even if it means losing her virginity. Butter who wants to be human. Alright, well that was fun. I think that's good for today. What do you think?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Are you satisfied?
SPEAKER_02I am.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
What Is Ruining Our Lives
SPEAKER_00Then as we reach the end of this episode, I want to know what's ruining your life.
SPEAKER_03What is ruining my life?
SPEAKER_00Is it me?
SPEAKER_03No, not really. No.
SPEAKER_00Not really?
SPEAKER_03No. What's ruining my life? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Why are you asking me?
SPEAKER_03I I want more money. I don't have enough money.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that is a problem.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. That's ruining my life right now.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03More money would be nice.
SPEAKER_00I think we all agree with you.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Except we as individuals want money and we're not rooting for you.
SPEAKER_03Okay, no. Okay.
SPEAKER_00We don't agree that you need more money. We agree that we need more money.
SPEAKER_03Why?
SPEAKER_00Because that's just how the world works.
SPEAKER_03Inflation much?
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Uh, what's ruining your life?
SPEAKER_00I'm having a future crisis. I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
SPEAKER_03A future crisis? Yeah. So you're not having it yet?
SPEAKER_00Exactly.
SPEAKER_03It's coming you can feel it coming.
SPEAKER_00I I don't feel my future coming.
SPEAKER_03Okay, that's a problem.
SPEAKER_00I I am not sure of exactly what my goal in life is at the moment. Okay. I mean, I'm gonna I I would like to do this film program and everything. It sounds like a lot of fun. I think it would be really good experience and everything. And it could lead to other things, but I'm just I'm not sure. I'm not sure because the whole thing it takes like a year and it's in Stockholm, which is a two-hour trip.
SPEAKER_03A year away.
SPEAKER_00It's a year away. No, it starts in like August or something, and I'll know by midsummer, but I I'm not sure how it's gonna work out.
SPEAKER_03Do you have a good feeling about it?
SPEAKER_00Well, I'm kinda torn because I wanna go, but at the same time, it feels like it's it's not realistic. I mean, I'm gonna have to quit gymnastics, and that's a big thing for me. And I I'm just like now starting to get things rolling. Yeah. And I don't want to do that. Um Yeah, I'm just torn because I feel like it did go well, and I feel like the chances could be pretty high that I make it in. But part of me is kind of hoping that I don't. So I'm I'm not sure what's going on. And then like if I don't make it, then then what is my other question.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay, so what's plan B is what I'm gymnastics? Yeah, but that's not paying. And that's not getting me anywhere.
SPEAKER_03Don't you think it could if uh I mean I can't get a career out of it. No.
SPEAKER_00I can't get an actual job out of it unless I go higher up.
SPEAKER_03And you don't think that's reachable?
SPEAKER_00I don't know.
SPEAKER_03No. But I'm okay, so uh let me ask you um the opposite. If you do make it to this, would you take it or would you turn it down?
SPEAKER_00That's also where I'm kind of torn. Because I don't want to quit gymnastics at all.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00What whatsoever. Although I can still have like teams on the weekends. I mean, that part I wouldn't be quitting. But I mean, it's that one group in the middle of the week, which I probably wouldn't make make it to on Thursdays. And teaching that group kind of builds the gymnasts that I need to move on to teams, you know? So I build this one or I I plan this one to build gymnasts to move on to be better.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. So if you don't have that, then you're gonna be out of gymnasts.
SPEAKER_00Right, exactly. And I won't be there to be like, okay, well, you would work and you would work and you will work, and you guys can move on, but everyone else needs to stay if they want. So yeah, um, I don't know. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03You seem a little lost.
SPEAKER_00I am I'm a little lost. Yeah. Um, and very torn.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because I want to do it, but I don't want to do it.
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_00And then if I don't do it, what am I gonna do instead? I don't want to go back to working full time and feeling stuck again. No, doing something that I don't love. I don't love, but the thing that sucks is that it's so comfortable. It is, and it's so familiar. I mean, I know it. We've been there for like ten years now.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And and then like I don't know what I want to do. I don't know what I love.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00And that's what's ruining my life.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I don't know what I love. No, that's all.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's a problem.
SPEAKER_00It is a problem. Are you out of sips?
SPEAKER_03I'm out of sips, and that means we're all out of episode.
SPEAKER_00Because I'm also out of sips.
SPEAKER_03You are. So yeah, that means that.
SPEAKER_00It means that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Would you like to wrap this up?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, let's do that.
SPEAKER_00Cool.
Closing Jokes And Where To Follow
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SPEAKER_03Even if you love us.
SPEAKER_00If you love us, tell us why you love us. And also if you hate us, tell us why you hate us. So maybe we can fix that and do better.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Or even worse. Maybe we we're gonna make fun of you and make you hate us even more.
SPEAKER_00Why are you listening if you hate us? Why are you even this far in?
SPEAKER_03You're such a weird person.
SPEAKER_00You must be so lazy to not be able to push that next button. No. What's wrong with you?
SPEAKER_03Keep keep on listening.
SPEAKER_00Why?
SPEAKER_03Lazy person.
SPEAKER_00You are ruining my life.
SPEAKER_03I don't like you.
SPEAKER_00I don't like you at all. Just skip to the next podcast already. Like, stop. Stop stumbling upon us and move on with your life.
SPEAKER_03I might get someone to fight you and maybe kill you. Oh, that's too much.
SPEAKER_00That's how much I no, that's that's too much. We're not hiring hitmen. Okay. Not here. Not today.
SPEAKER_03It's it's in the ring, so then it's okay.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Alright. You're you're gonna hire a boxer to kill this person and they'll get away with it. Okay. I don't think it's right. Oh no. Thank you for listening. Okay. We'll be back next week.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, thank you.
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