[Leftovers] #184

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Singing And Midnight Banter

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Like noon in the dead of night. Yep. Yay. That's as much as I want to sing.

SPEAKER_02 0:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:08

Was it okay? It was good. Good. I didn't really try.

SPEAKER_02 0:12

No. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 0:13

I hope you didn't think that I was trying.

SPEAKER_02 0:15

I thought you were trying.

SPEAKER_01 0:16

You thought I was doing my very, very best.

SPEAKER_02 0:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

I was trying really hard.

SPEAKER_02 0:21

I'm like, it's not gonna get better than this.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

Probably not.

SPEAKER_02 0:28

That could be the tagline for this time.

SPEAKER_01 0:32

I am a lot of sips.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

You are a lot of sips.

SPEAKER_01 0:36

I am a lot of sips. I am the most sips.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

Yeah.

Bad Alcohol And Hangover Myths

SPEAKER_01 0:42

I am too many sips. And then you feel kind of weird after bad alcohol.

SPEAKER_02 0:49

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Like you feel sick.

SPEAKER_02 0:51

Yeah. I've had that feeling before.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

Oh no. Not good.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 0:57

Not good. Anyway. It wasn't good. No, no. Uh anyway. No. Anyway. Yeah. Moving on.

SPEAKER_02 1:07

I usually don't have hangovers, but you did then. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

How were you on? You were okay on Sunday. Yeah, fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:17

No, nothing. I couldn't. No problems. No. And some people got jealous at work when I said that.

SPEAKER_01 1:23

Well, I feel like some people at work

The Quiet Coworker Gets Wild

SPEAKER_01 1:26

were drinking more than you two.

SPEAKER_02 1:28

Yeah. I heard someone got really drunk who I didn't really expect. Like, or I don't know him that well.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:38

But um Arthur. He got really drunk.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

He was almost thrown out.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 1:46

Because I was uh doing Invik with him and uh yeah and I uh he was there when I said that uh no I I don't get the hangover that much.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

He's like, oh lucky you oh that's so funny because he's like the quietest, he's like he looks so grumpy, he's like don't talk to me kind of vibe. And then when he was at the party, he looked like he was so social and so nice and so dressed up and fancy and like complete opposite of how he appears at work.

SPEAKER_02 2:19

Yeah, but I mean I must uh I must say that I've uh done In Vik with him uh a few times now, and I have actually got him into laugh. So yeah, so he he's starting to like opening up a little bit more.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

Okay. So we I've never had a con maybe I had one like small small talk with him, but honestly, it was a long time ago.

SPEAKER_03 2:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

And I I uh was asking him if he was considering quitting, because that's what Eric had told me. Okay. He was like, Yeah, I think so. And that was pretty much it. Okay, but clearly that never happened. No. Cause I think I said something like,

Training Nerves And The Dramatic Sigh

SPEAKER_01 3:05

Yeah, I uh me too, or something like I feel you. Yeah, but I'm the only one who really quit out of the two of us.

SPEAKER_02 3:13

Yeah, yeah, I um because he was uh teaching me the um um forbiddening before, and wow, it's that was scary because I mean him uh showing me and everything, and then when I did my uh things and uh was supposed to show him and he's like taking a look and the deepest size, like yeah, looks good.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

That was that was planned. That couldn't have been scary. Oh my god. Why? Yeah, that's mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

Like the deepest nice, really disappointed.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

Like, yeah, I'm gonna have to fix this. Yeah, yep, no, that was good. Yeah, do another one. It's kind of funny though.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

All right, all right. Is it your turn or my turn? I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

It might be my turn.

SPEAKER_01 4:14

It might be your turn.

SPEAKER_02 4:15

Yeah. I can do it.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

I can do it. You can do it.

SPEAKER_02 4:19

Yeah. He wasn't in this one.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

No, I can do it. You can do it. I can do it.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Excuse me.

SPEAKER_03 4:32

Did you hear that?

SPEAKER_01 4:33

Was that you or me? That was me. I thought it was me. Okay, maybe yeah.

Lost In The Woods And Broken Phones

SPEAKER_01 4:38

Well, I'm Lauren.

SPEAKER_02 4:42

And are you drunk now?

SPEAKER_01 4:44

Yeah. And out in the woods of Morgan Globa. Oh, yeah. So uh I don't remember what it's called either. But anyway.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

How's her phone?

SPEAKER_01 4:58

Her phone is good.

SPEAKER_02 4:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

Why? What?

SPEAKER_02 5:00

Because it had the Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

No, she um it was very broken. Um, but she has my life partner's old phone now.

SPEAKER_02 5:11

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

It's been sitting on the side waiting, waiting for when she needed it.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

It's been on hold.

SPEAKER_02 5:20

It's not if, it's when.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

It's when, exactly. Because it's gonna happen. She's like, I've had this phone for like three years. Like, you've had no phone for more than six months. I don't know where you're getting this from. You haven't even had a phone for three years.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

No.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

You paid your

Rent Reminders And Payment Habits

SPEAKER_01 5:40

electricity, right?

SPEAKER_02 5:41

Well You paid any of your bills? Well, she pays the bill.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

Oh yeah, yeah, she does. She does.

SPEAKER_02 5:48

So yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:48

But you have you have the rent and your insured. Yeah. You have your internet.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

Internet, yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Uh you would rather pay your internet than your rent.

SPEAKER_02 6:00

Well well, I I I get a uh bill for the internet.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

Uh I don't get a bill from her. I have to remember that myself.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

You just switch her or okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 6:14

Well, she asked me. I'm like, it's easiest with the swish. But uh, I mean, uh uh it's uh difficult to remember, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

I bet you could uh set up like yeah, I've been thinking about that too.

SPEAKER_02 6:29

A reoccurring scheduled, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

But uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

I know you can do that through your bank at least. I don't know about Swish. No, but anyway.

SPEAKER_02 6:38

I can look look around. Yeah. Uh anyway, uh uh anyhow, she said that yeah, next month uh she will probably remind me again. And I'm like, yeah, that's fine. It's not do that.

SPEAKER_01 6:52

Yeah, I mean that's uh remind me the day that you want it.

SPEAKER_02 6:56

Yeah. Really? I mean, uh, she wasn't mad or anything. She's like, No, I totally understand.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

So it's not she seems pretty nice. Yeah, she is. Uh ow, I hurt my ears doing that.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Okay. Took a while.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

Yeah, well, it like settled in.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:20

Uh I wanted this data. Okay, and I I'm not sure if I even asked.

SPEAKER_02 7:25

You didn't ask. I didn't ask. They just gave you the No, I asked you.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

I uh almost made it, but I I was fighting a fever.

SPEAKER_02 7:35

No.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

No?

SPEAKER_02 7:36

No, that that that was the uh with your mom.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:40

Wait, okay, what?

Movies Versus Real Life Consequences

SPEAKER_01 7:42

Real life tends to be less forgiving than the movies.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

But the movies didn't have consequences.

SPEAKER_01 7:48

Or were exactly they're not forgiving. They don't you don't get away with things as easily in real life.

SPEAKER_02 7:55

No, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

Not in this case, but I guess it's a movie. That's all it came up with. We're living in the movie. Wh um you know Which now brings me to my next point. Okay, okay, anyway. Um I didn't

Soccer Breaks And Too Much Time

SPEAKER_01 8:20

want to. Okay. I was like, that's a bad idea. Why would you do that?

SPEAKER_02 8:25

I'm thinking, what what's the I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 8:29

What if I stop everything at the company party to watch a soccer game?

SPEAKER_02 8:38

Which is a thing that actually happened.

SPEAKER_01 8:43

Okay. But I'm gonna start with that because I did get something. Okay. Campus Slacker. Yeah. That's me. I never did get my name tag. No. I'm still very upset. My birthday is coming up. I don't think they make these name tags anymore. No. I'm sad forever. What if I stop everything at the company party to watch a soccer game? Soccer game. I wonder where I am on my cycle though. I should probably look.

SPEAKER_02 9:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

That might have something to do with it. Hold on.

SPEAKER_00 9:21

Then again, I'm so unpredictable. It doesn't even matter.

SPEAKER_01 9:24

No, I'm okay. I'm okay. Okay. I'm okay. Uh what's ruining my life is that I have so much time now. I don't know what to do.