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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
[Leftovers] #187
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Roasty Toasty Ghosties
Support the show & get subscriber-only content.We start where a lot of real podcasts start: fiddling with microphone placement, trying to sound “equal,” and immediately getting distracted by the temptation to whisper and mess with our voices. What follows is pure friendship banter, the kind that feels casual until it suddenly isn’t, because a joking “tell a secret” turns into a blunt admission that one of us almost died after losing a lot of blood and ending up on the way to the hospital. It’s dark, honest, and uncomfortably relatable if you’ve ever tried to laugh your way through a health scare.
From there we swing into language quirks that shouldn’t matter but absolutely do when you can’t un-hear them: people vs persons, why double negatives fry your brain, and how movie dialogue can sound “wrong” even when it’s technically understood. If you love communication, linguistics, or just arguing about words, you’ll feel seen.
Then we lean into the messy fun: background beeps that derail the room, debating whether what we watched was even worth it, and spiraling into posters, famous favorites, and music talk. We mash up Swedish nursery rhymes with English ones, face down challenge cards, attempt the alphabet song in a non-native language, and admit when a game is no longer fun. Stick around to the end, because we want to hear from you: stop what you’re doing and send us your favorite song. If you enjoyed the chaos, subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a review.
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Microphone Setup And Volume Jokes
SPEAKER_00Oh no.
SPEAKER_02Which is which?
SPEAKER_00I think that's it. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Hello.
SPEAKER_00Hello.
SPEAKER_02Hello.
SPEAKER_00Hello.
SPEAKER_02Not yet. Yeah, that's okay. Hello.
SPEAKER_00What are you looking for, Pat?
SPEAKER_02Um, seeing if it was straight up. Because it looks like it's not. Yeah. Maybe it's just slightly.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Now it's it should be.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02It should be okay now.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. It's important.
SPEAKER_02It is. We want to be equal. Yeah. Equally captured.
SPEAKER_00So otherwise people would think I'm the sidekick because you get more of the microphone. Microphone.
SPEAKER_02Right. Right. And I don't need it closer to me anyway because I'm already louder than you.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So sometimes.
SPEAKER_02Sometimes. Yeah. When I'm not grumpy.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Because sometimes I go down here. Talk like that.
SPEAKER_02And like that.
SPEAKER_00And and I keep talking like this and uh and I'm down here. Yeah. You're sneaky.
SPEAKER_02I am sneaky. Sneaky, sneaky. I just want to be down here. I want to whisper.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah.
Whispering And Sharing Secrets
SPEAKER_01Okay. I whisper. End episode. Yeah. Whisper episode. I think you kinda like it. Okay. Yeah. Let's tell secrets. Okay, you start. Okay. Okay. That's my secret. Tell me some. I do have secrets, but I don't tell you. Oh no. You know secrets, but I can tell you a secret. Alright. Tell down to secret. Okay. No. Wedding happened. And you want to keep a secret. Oh. I almost died. Yeah. Don't tell anyone. I almost died. But don't tell you. Don't tell the secrets. I don't want my mom to find it. I almost died. She would kill me. Have you ever done that though? Died?
SPEAKER_00No, but almost. And that's right.
SPEAKER_01I don't want to tell my mom about this. Oh, but I did tell her. That's good. Yeah. But I lost a lot of blood. I do. And on the way to the hospital, I was thinking like this could be just because I was so much blood. I was so disimplated. I couldn't sleep without getting
The Story Behind Almost Dying
SPEAKER_01a faint. But I I did tell my mom, and you know what she said? Yeah, you did that with I don't think it was the best. She's like, oh well, this already happened. Oh just like, did you have another baby? I did. Two weeks ago. And then the nurse thought that I wanted to see my debate. She thought I just get difficult because she just had much of a difficult competitive. Just like oh I just want to get a job. I need them all. I break off the hotel. I don't think that's great. So the first thing isn't. You would never be allowed to walk out again. Never forget. You can't be trusted. Yeah, it's a person. Sounds like it's a people. It's not just two persons.
People Vs Persons And Language Pet Peeves
SPEAKER_01What's the difference between persons and exploit that people? More than two. Oh more than a couple. Yeah. That's what expected. I think it's what to disagree. I think great persons. Use the persons. It's a couple. Oh, just a couple persons. Yeah. That was one of them. Okay. Does it look at you about the buttons? I'm fine. Whispering in there. No. What?
SPEAKER_02You want to keep whisper shape. I know. Maybe we should talk.
SPEAKER_00Maybe we can talk now.
SPEAKER_02But I'm gonna talk down here.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02We should talk. Yeah, okay. About what? Uh say things.
SPEAKER_00Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_02About other things.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, talk like normal persons.
SPEAKER_02People. Yes. It's weird. That's all.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I'm not used to it.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_02I've always grown up with people, not persons.
SPEAKER_00Okay. But I heard it in movies.
SPEAKER_02I have heard it in movies, but I just assume that they're wrong. Or like, that's a weird way to put it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I tried to punch you.
SPEAKER_00It's like whenever people use double negatives. I'm always so weird. Yeah, I'm always like. Okay, so you mean the opposite? Yeah. But I know that they don't, but why do people talk weird?
SPEAKER_02I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like Rocky, he always uses double negatives.
SPEAKER_02Just doesn't make sense.
SPEAKER_00No, it's like, I don't know what you mean, man.
SPEAKER_02What are you saying?
Starting The Game And Random Distractions
SPEAKER_02Anyway.
SPEAKER_00Rolling, rolling, rolling.
SPEAKER_02I believe. Is it your turn? My turn.
SPEAKER_00I whose turn. Why? I feel like it wasn't it my turn last time?
SPEAKER_02Or was my birthday episode?
SPEAKER_00Was that when I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Or was that Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it was me. Yeah. I did. It's your turn.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02We're gonna Why are people falling? Hello? I don't have the number. I write on Messenger. Search Mats Gabin or whatever his name is. I don't have a number. Can't help you. What are you sorry? I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_00Broke my finger.
SPEAKER_02I didn't mean to. Why am I not getting oh, because I'm sleeping. That's why. Beep boop. Okay. Alright, yes. Please, go ahead.
SPEAKER_00We're gonna open it up.
SPEAKER_02We're gonna do that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I got the hole on the side, so it's but I I was drinking like this.
SPEAKER_02In the throng.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. You were talking. You were almost whispering the first time.
unknownYou're doing it.
SPEAKER_02What do you mean?
SPEAKER_00I didn't hear what you said.
SPEAKER_02You're doing it wrong.
SPEAKER_00Okay, okay. Now I get it.
SPEAKER_02There were two hot tubs.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02What is the do you hear beeping?
SPEAKER_00Microwave?
SPEAKER_02Who's microwave? We have nothing to microwave.
SPEAKER_00Popcorn?
SPEAKER_02Maybe. Anyway, um popcorn. Yep. Oh, you're right. Okay. Um I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. What? Uh should I be sorry that we watched these? No. No, okay, good. No. Because I I I kind of felt like that while watching, I'm like, why did I bring these? Maybe I shouldn't have. In a way, I kinda wanted since we've seen the first one, and I mean uh they're not great, but yeah, I don't know. But I
Posters, Famous Favorites, And Song Talk
SPEAKER_00had seen these, so so I knew they weren't good.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but I'm I'm talking about me too, not just you.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but uh I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Should we do one? Should we do two? Should we do both? Should we do the other one?
SPEAKER_00There's not really some I mean So You're welcome.
SPEAKER_02Thank you.
SPEAKER_00You should get a poster for me.
SPEAKER_02You want an AFI poster?
SPEAKER_00Uh what what'd you say? You should get a poster from me.
SPEAKER_02From?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00On Jackie Chan. So are you? Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh okay, okay, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_00Well these are my left side, actually.
SPEAKER_02That is your left side as well. Yeah, there's your rights on the right.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Famous people.
SPEAKER_02Yes, two more. Two more people that I like. Dead or alive. Or your No, that's my chemical romance. Oh my goodness. This is ridiculous. I'm so sick of everything.
SPEAKER_00It is something like that. Yeah. You're gonna go far, kid. Is it? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Why am I offline? Why? The kids aren't alright.
SPEAKER_00No, that's not it. Well, that's not the song I used for the You're gonna go Yeah far, kid.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so what's my chemical romance? What's that song?
SPEAKER_00Maybe they also did another.
SPEAKER_02Maybe. Give him Helicid.
SPEAKER_00Uh huh.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Alright.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I remember when I did the um the video was kind of funny because um Jackie's character was called Shanghai Kid.
SPEAKER_02Uh in the movie.
SPEAKER_00So that was part of the why I chose that. That's funny. I didn't answer it back.
SPEAKER_02So I you didn't come up with five people for your No, I can.
Swedish Nursery Rhymes Mixed Together
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00No, no, we don't. Chorus, that sort of thing.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I I don't know that many nursery rhymes, especially in English.
SPEAKER_02I You know the Swedish ones.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I do.
SPEAKER_02But um maybe If you take two Swedish ones, then we can translate them.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. But I I I can't really come up with one Swedish or I mean I can come up with uh I can't really mix them together.
SPEAKER_02Okay. So if you come up with two.
SPEAKER_00I I I uh yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00Like Imse Vimse Spindel. And then and then Baba Vitalam.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Baba Spindan. Baba Spider. Or uh Baba Imse Vimse uh Imse Vimse Vita Lum. Yeah. That works. Right? The It'sy Bitsy White Sheep Lamb. It's actually black sheep in English. Which is weird.
SPEAKER_00But is it the same? It's the same.
SPEAKER_02So you have ba ba vitam, and then we have ba ba black sheep, right?
SPEAKER_00Ba ba black sheep. Is it like that?
SPEAKER_02Or what no, it's ba ba black sheep. We have it like uh the straight line first, and then it's
Challenge Cards And The Alphabet Song
SPEAKER_02hard to explain notes.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02Ba ba black sheep. Have you any? Well, yes, sir, yes, sir, three bag ball.
SPEAKER_00Challenge card. Uh or I mean it's set a timer for sixty seconds. Each player must write down as many songs as they can feature the word heart in the title.
SPEAKER_02That's not.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_02Next, skip.
SPEAKER_00Challenge card. Set a timer for sixty seconds.
SPEAKER_02No, no, no, we're not doing that. Oh my goodness, I am itchy. I can't itch. Next.
SPEAKER_00What's with all the challenge card cards?
SPEAKER_02Okay, here we go. This one should be pretty freaking easy for you.
SPEAKER_00If you can't do this Here we go, here we go. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Then I'm quitting. Okay. If you can't manage this. Okay, here's a challenge for you. Um, recite the alphabet song in any language other than your native tongue.
SPEAKER_00A, B, C, D, E, F, G. How how far do I I uh the whole thing.
SPEAKER_02You know the alphabet. You don't know the alphabet?
SPEAKER_00I know, but uh it's difficult in English. Okay. H G. Uh I I don't like challenge cards.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Alright.
SPEAKER_00Alright.
SPEAKER_02Are we done here?
SPEAKER_00Uh we're not doing more?
SPEAKER_02I don't know. Do you still want to play?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_00I just don't want to do the challenge cards. Okay. Is that okay? Yeah. Good. Oh, you got that.
SPEAKER_02No more singing today.
SPEAKER_00No, not for me.
Impossible Trivia And Pop Culture Guessing
SPEAKER_02Do you know the band? Or is it a solo?
SPEAKER_00Uh he's unknown.
SPEAKER_02Unknown? Yeah. No one knows this guy.
SPEAKER_00Complete unknown. Wasn't that what the movie was called, I think.
SPEAKER_02Elvis?
SPEAKER_00No. No, that was called Elvis, I think.
SPEAKER_02Oh. Complete unknown?
SPEAKER_00Wasn't that him?
SPEAKER_02Um There's just no No, there's no way. Sorry. I mean, you can read it if you want, but there's like no way. That one's too hard. I knew that.
SPEAKER_00No, you didn't. No, I didn't. Yeah, I mean, like, the first that comes to mind is like uh Michael Jackson.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but he was having a really hard time getting on MTV. Oh yeah. So I would say that's not it. They showed that in the movie. Spoilers.
SPEAKER_00I only saw it once.
SPEAKER_02You weren't paying attention?
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_02It's okay. It's not Bob Dylan. Did you catch anything I just said?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it was written by someone young.
SPEAKER_02Who wrote crazy.
SPEAKER_00And it's not Bob Dylan. That was a hint.
SPEAKER_02Well, it says then unknown. Ah, okay. You said his movie was something about being unknown. Yeah, a couple of things. And it wasn't it wasn't him.
SPEAKER_00No, because I'm I'm thinking maybe Dolly Parton wasn't known yet, but uh Oh.
SPEAKER_02Who's in Degrassi?
SPEAKER_00What's ruining my life? I don't know.
SPEAKER_02You tell me. Tell me, baby.
SPEAKER_00I don't have much to to ruin my life. Do you have uh something that ruins your life?
SPEAKER_02I know what's ruining your life.
SPEAKER_00Okay, please tell me.
SPEAKER_02I'm leaving.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Uh maybe we should say something about that.
What Ruins Your Life And Listener Prompt
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_00Well, next week you're still gonna Oh yeah, I'll be here next week.
SPEAKER_02Never mind. And then I will sing it in the next episode.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_02I will practice and practice. I will have one day to practice, so you better send that in quick.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Um send it now.
SPEAKER_02Send it right now.
SPEAKER_00Right now.
SPEAKER_02Stop what you're doing and comment or send us a text telling me your favorite song.
SPEAKER_00And sorry, I had to burp internally.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Have a good life.