#188: Eating The Kitchen

We’re juggling last-minute travel chaos while I get ready to fly from Sweden to the United States to renovate my mom’s kitchen, and we somehow turn it into ghost-dream talk and a whole lot of teasing. Then we settle into movie night reviews before we end on rapid-fire Mad Lib stories that get weirder every minute. 

• procrastinating a big trip and convincing ourselves we’ll do everything tomorrow 
• renovating a family kitchen and the feelings that come with going back 
• dreams about my mom showing up and how we make sense of that 
• a calm Swedish Midsummer recap with cabin time and alcohol-free drinks 
• movie reviews of The Lords of Flatbush and Click plus trivia and hot takes 
• debating what we’d do with a life remote that can pause or fast-forward time 
• playing Mad Libs and reading the most unhinged scripts out loud 
• what’s ruining my life right now and why Matthias being gone feels weird 

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Transcript

Cold Open Trash And Accents

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Here's the fun intro cracking. Here we go, no one knows what we're leaving. Started with the Multiplied. Now we're stuck where we are knocked up.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

Do the thing and then do it better. Throw it away. Start all over again. Like trash. Like trash. Like trash is meant to do.

SPEAKER_06 1:21

Yeah.

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Be thrown in the trash can.

SPEAKER_00 1:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

To start anew. This is what we call recycling. Yeah. Reuse your trash. Make your house smell like garbage. Yeah. Don't clean out that milk carton before you use it for something else.

SPEAKER_04 1:36

No, never. Growth. Never.

SPEAKER_02 1:38

Never. Just let the old milk just drip all over the place. Yeah, that's how you do it. To a green alien puddle.

SPEAKER_04 1:44

That's how you get cockroaches.

SPEAKER_02 1:46

That's if you're looking for friends, that's the way to go. Yeah. Pets. Pets.

SPEAKER_04 1:52

I'm not allowed to have pets, but I mean, cockroaches, maybe I mean I can't really decide what they do. Or can I? Maybe I can.

SPEAKER_02 2:01

If you work hard, you can do anything. I think. Yeah. I don't have much proof just yet. But I will prove to you one day that I am right.

SPEAKER_04 2:10

Yeah. And with those words, do you want to start this? No, I'm not ready. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:16

What's your rush? Why are you Russian? Why are you Russian today?

SPEAKER_04 2:20

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

I thought you were Swedish. You're not even Finnish.

SPEAKER_04 2:23

A few people know it.

SPEAKER_02 2:25

Are you finished?

SPEAKER_04 2:26

I'm not Finnish. Are you Russian? I do have some Finnish ancestry. I do.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

Okay. You're not completely Swedish. No. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 2:36

One part of me is Finnish. Finished.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

You're dumb. I'm done. That part is done. You're dumb. I think. Why are you Russian?

SPEAKER_04 2:48

I'm finished. I'm finished.

SPEAKER_02 2:51

Doing what?

SPEAKER_04 2:52

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

Why don't you want to sit here with me? Why do you want to leave?

SPEAKER_04 2:57

No, i it's more like I have to get back because I'm gonna work tomorrow and everything.

SPEAKER_02 3:03

Oh shoot. I'm sorry. Thank you for listening to this episode. We're going to come back tomorrow and record another episode. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 3:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:15

Okay, fine. I'll pee myself.

SPEAKER_04 3:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:19

Uh yeah. I guess we can start and I'm gonna finish and then continue.

SPEAKER_04 3:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 3:26

Or are you gonna start?

SPEAKER_02 3:28

Yeah. Would you like to open this up?

SPEAKER_04 3:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 3:30

Let's open it up.

SPEAKER_02 3:32

Okay. Water and then energy drink is weird.

SPEAKER_04 3:37

Yeah. Just so you know.

Meet Lauren And Matthias

SPEAKER_02 3:39

Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghostie. My name is Lauren.

SPEAKER_05 3:43

Are you sad?

SPEAKER_02 3:44

Yeah. Roasty Toasty Ghostie. Who are you?

SPEAKER_04 3:48

What? Who are you? How are you? I'm Matthias.

SPEAKER_02 3:51

Hello.

SPEAKER_04 3:52

Hello.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

Nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_04 3:53

Yes. Very nice to meet you. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

You know how fun it is to be you having four, five, six days to edit.

SPEAKER_05 4:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:08

Was that a bird? Did you swallow a bird? I'm an alien. Today I am Or a cricket.

SPEAKER_04 4:15

Or get sorry.

SPEAKER_02 4:18

Today I am showing my true self. I am part alien. Okay, so you are Russian.

SPEAKER_04 4:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:24

Or Finnish or something.

SPEAKER_04 4:26

Both, maybe. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 4:28

Maybe I have more parts. Russian parts too.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

This is Roasty Ghosty Ghost Roasty Ghosty Ghosty. The podcast in which we uh say things and you listen.

SPEAKER_04 4:40

That's our new slogan. That's what we're doing today. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

You listen to whatever we say. We can say whatever we want right now, and you're going to hear it.

SPEAKER_04 4:51

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_04 4:53

You are welcome.

SPEAKER_02 4:54

How are you doing, Matias?

SPEAKER_04 4:56

Did you forget my name?

SPEAKER_02 4:58

Who are you?

SPEAKER_04 5:00

Who are you, Matthias?

SPEAKER_02 5:02

Matias.

SPEAKER_04 5:03

Matias. I'm good. Can you help me pronounce your name? Well, some people at work call me Mats.

SPEAKER_02 5:12

Or Tobias. Mutz, that's new.

SPEAKER_04 5:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:15

Okay. Who what sorry, not who, but maybe a hint of who and why and the situation.

SPEAKER_04 5:22

Uh do you remember the recently? Yeah. Today. He called or yesterday. It was one day this week at least.

SPEAKER_02 5:31

And it's only Wednesday.

SPEAKER_04 5:33

Yeah. I mean, uh he has done that several times.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

So Oh, he doesn't actually know your name. He thinks your name is Matt.

SPEAKER_04 5:40

He does know my name, because um there was another guy, a newer guy, and he's like Mutz? And then the other Matthias.

SPEAKER_06 5:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 5:49

So he he knows my name, but he says Mutz for some reason. It's a nickname. Yeah. Or just a short nick. Yeah. Okay. You don't like the ia. No. You know the meow guy who sounds like a Oh my god, he's so annoying. That guy.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

It's like almost harassment.

SPEAKER_04 6:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

At least in the beginning, it felt like this is wrong. He just meows at everyone. Yeah. And it's so weird. And he still does that.

SPEAKER_05 6:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:15

Grow up. Okay. Whatever. Okay, so he calls you mutz. That's weird.

SPEAKER_05 6:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

Alright, but he is weird. Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 6:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:24

What were we saying?

SPEAKER_04 6:26

I'm mutz. No, mutty yes.

SPEAKER_02 6:28

Right, right. How are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 6:30

I'm doing well.

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 6:32

I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 6:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 6:33

How are you?

SPEAKER_02 6:34

I'm good.

SPEAKER_04 6:34

Good.

Last-Minute Trip To The States

SPEAKER_02 6:35

I should be a lot more stressed out than I am. I still haven't checked into my flight. And I probably should have already done that. I haven't even taken my passport out.

SPEAKER_04 6:46

Are you gonna go for a trip or not?

SPEAKER_02 6:48

I believe I am, but I think I'm doing everything tomorrow.

SPEAKER_04 6:52

Yeah, we'll see tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

So unlike me. Oh my god. I'm always like a month in advance. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:02

Oh, and your plans. You you always have like planned it into the smallest detail. So now it's like, nah.

unknown 7:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Well, I mean, I did pull out some clothes to pack.

SPEAKER_04 7:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

I haven't packed them.

SPEAKER_04 7:17

No.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

I haven't taken out my passport. I haven't checked in. I haven't really done anything. I believe that I am going to do all of these things in just a few short hours in the morning. Okay. Right before I go.

SPEAKER_04 7:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:36

Let's see how that works out.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

Because you're going for a trip.

SPEAKER_02 7:39

I am. I am flying to the States from Sweden tomorrow.

SPEAKER_06 7:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

I am taking my oldest with me, and we are going to renovate my mother's kitchen.

SPEAKER_04 7:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:52

Yeah, because the house is still there and we own it. Pretty much or something. Someone owns it within the family. I'm not on top of everything, but you will be. I'm gonna be on top of the kitchen.

SPEAKER_05 8:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:06

Oh, if only my mom were here to see me tearing the kitchen apart. I used to do that in a different way as a kid. In other words, I would eat everything from the cabinets. Now I am eating the cabinets.

SPEAKER_04 8:22

So what would she say if she's so she'd she'd be so mad.

SPEAKER_02 8:26

Like, what are you doing to the kitchen? Like, I think I can do it better.

SPEAKER_04 8:31

Okay. So your plan is to piss her off?

SPEAKER_02 8:34

Yeah. And then summon summon her ghost and be like, look, mom. See if you get a reaction. Half the kitchen is gone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:44

Things start flying and tornado.

SPEAKER_02 8:48

Yeah, maybe. We'll see what happens. Well, we'll see. Because the last time that I was sleeping on the land that my mom's house is on, I was getting dreams where she would visit me. And I did mention this in a previous episode. Yeah. So we will see if she visits me again. I mean, since then, and being here at home or my home where I live, right, where I reside at the moment.

SPEAKER_04 9:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:16

Sometimes she'll show up in my dreams, but it would be so unrealistic.

SPEAKER_04 9:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

You know? It would just be like so weird, so random, like dreams usually are.

SPEAKER_04 9:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:25

So I don't actually I don't read into it that much.

SPEAKER_04 9:28

But back then you also had some substances.

SPEAKER_02 9:32

No.

SPEAKER_04 9:33

You didn't.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

Only alcohol.

SPEAKER_04 9:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:35

Yeah. And yeah. But alcohol usually doesn't affect me like that.

SPEAKER_04 9:40

No. No, I thought you had uh like an edible tour.

SPEAKER_02 9:45

Mm-hmm. But that was uh the apartment.

SPEAKER_04 9:47

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

Yeah. I didn't I don't think I had weird dreams there.

SPEAKER_04 9:51

No, okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

It was pretty much just at the house. So yeah, we'll see. We'll see what happens. We'll see. It should be interesting. We're gonna be working most of the time. I wouldn't mind visiting a couple friends and stuff. But we'll see. We'll see what happens. I don't know. I don't know. But yeah.

Midsummer Recap And Cabin Movies

SPEAKER_02 10:09

You know, the last time we recorded, it was Thursday.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:13

And it's almost been a week. Almost a week. Today's Wednesday, which is really weird because we just released an episode yesterday. Yeah. And now we're recording again. Uh just a few days in between. So tell me it what you've been up to since Thursday.

SPEAKER_04 10:30

Yeah, I mean we had midsummer, so Oh yeah, we did. Yeah. And I had a calm midsummer at home with my parents. Without me. Without you. But um yeah, I saw my family back home and uh had a nice midsummer.

SPEAKER_02 10:50

I also celebrated midsummer with my family at the cabin, like we usually do. It was a nice, calm midsummer. My oldest wasn't with us. He was at home trashing the apartment like he does.

SPEAKER_06 11:06

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 11:06

Mm-hmm. I'm not gonna go that much into it. No. Because I just get mad. Yeah. I get so annoyed. But um, my daughter and sick child were with us, and my daughter, you know, she doesn't have that much of an an attention span. So she decided to walk to the beach to visit her boyfriend there or something. And it rained a little bit, but it wasn't that bad. We were expecting a storm, and it just sprinkled a bit, and then it was done. Okay. That was it. But it was nice, it was quiet and calm, and we did not have any alcohol. No. We had alcohol-free beverages, like cider, and my life partner had alcohol-free beers. Okay. It was all good. It was difficult though, because we were just like relaxing there on the porch, and everything was nice. And he had his drink, and I was just thinking, like, I'm missing something. I'm missing something. There's I I should be consuming a beverage of some form.

SPEAKER_04 12:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:15

I I didn't have any ciders at that point. I was like, I should have something. I mean, something nice would be cool.

SPEAKER_06 12:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

But we had his mom bring me some ciders the next day. Okay. And then it was good again.

SPEAKER_04 12:30

Yeah. And you watched uh The Whiz.

SPEAKER_02 12:34

We watched The Whiz. We had to split it up because we uh started the Whiz and then it was starting to get kind of late. We're all tired. Don't really want to watch the movie anymore. It's such a weird movie. So weird. And it was just my life partner and I watching it in the end.

SPEAKER_04 12:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 12:52

Or not in the end, but like by the time like we were at the pause. Yeah. My uh or uh sick child came in and he started watching the movie with us.

SPEAKER_06 13:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 13:04

And then we decided it's getting too late, like how much is left? There's still like an hour left of the movie.

SPEAKER_06 13:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 13:11

So we're like, we're gonna pause it and we'll continue tomorrow. And so we did. We watched the rest of it the next day, along with the Minecraft movie, and then Detective Peach Pikachu, and then half of the Minecraft movie again. So we used the projector quite a bit.

SPEAKER_04 13:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:31

And we went swimming and stuff. I didn't really go swimming, I just dipped my head in the water. Uh it was nice. Yeah. I can't get my tattoo in the water. It's dirty water. New tattoo doesn't work well in dirty water. No tattoo.

SPEAKER_04 13:46

No tattoo.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

No tattoo.

SPEAKER_04 13:47

No tattoo. No tattoo. Is it gone? Did you lose it?

SPEAKER_02 13:52

I washed it off. Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 13:54

In the dirty water.

SPEAKER_02 13:55

In the dirty water. I really scrubbed hard. I've got a whole chunk missing out of my skin.

SPEAKER_05 14:02

That's how dirty the water is.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

Yeah. Yup. And then yesterday, I'm gonna skip ahead because I don't know. Uh yesterday I went to work and you watched a movie.

SPEAKER_04 14:14

I did. You watched a movie on Sunday, too. On Sunday. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

So do you want to talk about your movies?

SPEAKER_04 14:20

Uh okay. Um on Sunday I watched the new Masters of the Universe uh movie. And yeah, I mean it it was fun and everything, but it was too long.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

What is it?

SPEAKER_04 14:33

It's um uh you never saw the c um cartoon, the He-Man and Oh, is that it?

SPEAKER_02 14:40

Yeah, He-Man movie?

SPEAKER_04 14:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

No. I never watched He-Man.

SPEAKER_04 14:44

No. There's also uh an 80s movie with Dolph Lungren that we're gonna watch later. Um today. Not today, but this year. Okay. And uh yeah, I I've seen that and I like that one, although it's pretty cheesy. And uh so I wanted to see this one and Dolph Lungren has uh cameo in this one.

SPEAKER_02 15:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 15:09

So it's funny. Good. Yeah. So I liked it, but it could have been shorter.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

What about the other movie?

SPEAKER_04 15:15

The other movie I watched yesterday was Sc the New Scary Movie.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

Oh. Oh. Okay. It looked really funny.

SPEAKER_04 15:24

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 15:25

I haven't seen any of the scary movies except for the one that we watched.

SPEAKER_04 15:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:29

So I can't really say that I haven't seen any of them.

SPEAKER_04 15:32

That's why I uh I thought that maybe you wouldn't wanna see it because you wanted to see the other ones first.

SPEAKER_02 15:40

I don't know anything. Like, are they all connected or can you just watch one out of nowhere?

SPEAKER_04 15:46

I mean, I feel like you have to watch at yeah, you have to watch the uh the four first ones.

SPEAKER_02 15:54

That's a lot. We watched the third one. Yeah. Does that count?

SPEAKER_04 15:57

Yeah, I mean you can y you would get some of the jokes, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:01

But I have to say that this wasn't as funny as the other ones.

SPEAKER_02 16:07

Okay. Because the trailer looked really funny.

SPEAKER_04 16:09

Yeah, I mean i it was it it had funny parts, but i it was kinda disappointing.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 16:15

I thought it would be funnier.

SPEAKER_02 16:17

Okay. Then it's okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:19

I guess. I'm fine with it.

SPEAKER_04 16:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:21

Whatever. I didn't really want to watch it anyway.

SPEAKER_04 16:24

No, okay.

SPEAKER_02 16:25

No. Okay. Uh, but speaking of movies, yeah. We watched movies today. Which is weird because it's Wednesday and not Friday. But we still did. It is June 24th, 2026. We watched movies.

Movie Night Reviews And Trivia

SPEAKER_02 16:40

What'd you like to movie on?

SPEAKER_04 16:41

Let's movie on.

SPEAKER_02 16:42

Okay, so today we watched the Lost Boys. And then we watched Click.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

Yeah. Okay, so the Gang of the Lost Boys. Oh. Do you wanna start with the Lords of Flatbush?

SPEAKER_02 16:58

The Lords of Flatbush.

SPEAKER_04 17:00

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

Okay. This is a movie with Stallone and his four buddies. One of them is Fonzie. Yeah. I learned halfway through the movie. Or maybe towards the end. I don't know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:13

Somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 17:13

Uh this movie is about uh Fonzie getting a girl pregnant. No. One of the other guys getting a girl pregnant. And no, no, no, it was Stallone getting the girl pregnant and then having to marry her.

SPEAKER_04 17:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:27

And it it's Greece. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:30

Pretty much before Greece.

SPEAKER_02 17:31

Um Greece if it wasn't a musical.

SPEAKER_04 17:35

Yeah. And also before Greece.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

And before Greece. Grease before the music. Oh. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 17:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:41

Because there was music in the background.

SPEAKER_04 17:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:44

There's a soundtrack. But they're not the ones singing.

SPEAKER_04 17:47

No.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

And there's a lot of people making out and stuff.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

Yeah?

SPEAKER_02 17:53

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 17:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:54

That's it. That's the movie, I think.

SPEAKER_04 17:56

I I think so. It was um. I mean, this is the first time I saw it.

SPEAKER_02 18:01

Oh, is it? Yeah. You said that it was a good movie.

SPEAKER_04 18:04

Did I?

SPEAKER_02 18:04

Before. Or we should enjoy these movies.

SPEAKER_04 18:07

No, no, I was uh saying because I thought it would be like a you know family-friendly movie, but it wasn't.

SPEAKER_02 18:16

I don't think it was. I mean, there was no nudity.

SPEAKER_04 18:20

No, but it was implied.

SPEAKER_02 18:22

Oh yes.

SPEAKER_04 18:23

Heavily.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

Oh my goodness. It is so weird because they're supposed to be like doing it in the movie, but they're fully clothed.

SPEAKER_04 18:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:30

And she's like, oh, you made a mess, and his pants are still on.

SPEAKER_04 18:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

Like completely on. Like there's no way they're not stretchy. Those pants are not stretchy.

SPEAKER_04 18:41

Maybe the fly was opened.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

Yeah, but you still have to like pull them down a little bit, right?

SPEAKER_04 18:47

They were all the way up, belt on. Depends on how big it is, maybe. I don't know. How long it is.

SPEAKER_03 18:53

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 18:54

No, I don't know. I don't know. I've never done it with uh through the fly, so no.

SPEAKER_02 19:00

That can't be comfortable.

SPEAKER_04 19:01

No.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

That's a lot of rubbing and zipper.

SPEAKER_04 19:06

Uh zipping.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

Yeah, no. I don't know. No, no. I don't think I mean if that is the case, then I don't think he's getting anywhere. No. I feel like the full focus is gonna be on the pure pain of skin against zipper.

SPEAKER_04 19:23

That would make him last longer. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't last very long at all. Maybe he liked it. I don't know. He likes the pain. Hmm. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 19:35

Yeah. And I uh I read some trivia because I heard this before that uh Richard Gere was supposed to be Chico in this movie.

SPEAKER_03 19:45

Okay, and why wasn't he?

SPEAKER_04 19:47

Because he and Stallone did not get along.

SPEAKER_03 19:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 19:50

They even got into like physical.

SPEAKER_03 19:53

Yeah, I can see that.

SPEAKER_04 19:55

So Stallone told the producers or whatever that either uh Richard goes or uh he goes.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:04

So they chose to let Richard go.

SPEAKER_02 20:07

Which was probably the best choice because Stallone fits better in the role. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:13

Yeah, so that's did you like the movie? I mean, sure, it was uh okay for what it was. I mean uh I I think I was kinda expecting it to be better, but uh it it was okay. Uh yeah, I don't know. What what did you think?

SPEAKER_02 20:33

I feel the same. I was really into it in the beginning. I was thinking this is gonna be good, this is interesting. I w I wanna see this, and then it felt like it kind of went downhill from there.

SPEAKER_04 20:43

Yeah. It it it felt like they didn't really have a plan with the movie.

SPEAKER_02 20:48

No, it was like makeout scene and then something else and then something else and then uh another makeout scene and a fight and some weird dra drama and more making out and uh I don't know, it was weird.

SPEAKER_04 21:04

Wedding. Then the movie's over. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:08

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 21:09

And uh another fun fact about the movie was that uh when uh Stallone wrote Rocky, they showed the producers uh to Rocky for uh, you know, this movie. They showed them this movie, and they're like, oh so uh uh they they got like interested, but they were looking at the guy who played Chico. So they th so then when they uh found out that it was actually Stallone, then the their interest faded.

SPEAKER_02 21:41

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 21:42

Well that's but uh it worked out for him anyway.

SPEAKER_02 21:45

So I guess so. In the end, yeah, it's okay.

SPEAKER_04 21:48

That's weird.

SPEAKER_02 21:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:50

And I mean, I never heard about uh the guy who played Chico ever.

SPEAKER_03 21:56

No.

SPEAKER_04 21:56

It's just Stallone and Henry Winkler that I know.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:00

From this movie.

SPEAKER_03 22:01

I guess so.

SPEAKER_04 22:03

But yeah, it was okay, it uh but slightly disappointing. I'd say. So yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:10

You wanna tell me about Click?

SPEAKER_04 22:11

Yeah. Uh Click is a movie with Adam Sandler and Henry Winkler.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

He's in the movie.

SPEAKER_04 22:18

Yeah. David Hasselhoff in this movie. Kate Beckinsale, Sean Aston. Yeah. And other people too. Uh Rob Schneider was there for a few seconds.

SPEAKER_03 22:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:30

But um okay, so this movie is about a guy who works too much, but then he finds or he he they have too many uh remote controls at home. So he in the middle of the night basically, he just goes out to buy a new uh universal remote. Uh he goes to this store, Bed, Bath and Beyond.

SPEAKER_02 22:55

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

Something like that. And uh Which is an actual place. Yeah, yeah, I I I I uh I've heard about it. Never been there. But uh then he goes into the beyond part and then further into the way beyond.

SPEAKER_03 23:12

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 23:12

And there he uh gets this new remote control who can control his life, his universe.

SPEAKER_03 23:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:21

And yeah, and from there everything spirals. He finds all these fun uh things he can uh you know fast forward life basically and uh uh you know change the volume and uh things fun things, but it spirals and uh maybe things isn't as fun as as it first seemed. Yeah. So what did you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_02 23:48

I've seen this movie before. Yeah, I saw it in a drive-in theater. That's cool, and it's really good. I do like this movie a lot. Yeah, the ending is sad. So sad.

SPEAKER_04 24:00

Did you cry?

SPEAKER_02 24:02

No, I didn't. I wanted to, but I didn't. I was fighting it hard.

SPEAKER_04 24:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:11

I was thinking don't look at Matias. I had a feeling you were looking at me. Yeah. It's like don't look, don't look, look everywhere else. Don't look at the movie.

SPEAKER_04 24:23

No, not movie, not Matias.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

No, look out the window.

SPEAKER_04 24:27

So if you would have looked at me, you would have cried.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

I don't know, maybe. Maybe, okay. I have feelings. Leave me alone.

SPEAKER_04 24:37

Oh, you're one of those.

SPEAKER_02 24:38

I am.

SPEAKER_04 24:40

You should be more like a robot.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

That would make things easier. Do you like this movie?

SPEAKER_04 24:46

Christopher Walken was also in this.

SPEAKER_02 24:49

He was.

SPEAKER_04 24:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:50

He showed up.

SPEAKER_04 24:51

But yeah, I like this movie. Good. Yeah, it's uh it's a really uh fun and uh emotional movie.

SPEAKER_02 25:00

It is.

SPEAKER_04 25:01

Yeah. That's uh do we have more to say about this movie?

SPEAKER_02 25:05

If you got one of those remotes, what would you do?

SPEAKER_04 25:09

Ooh, that's a deep question. I don't know. I probably would not skip through too much. Maybe like boring things.

SPEAKER_02 25:20

Yeah, but he did that too.

SPEAKER_04 25:22

Yeah, but he was kind of reckless with it.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

It had like AI in it. Like it it learned from your habits.

SPEAKER_04 25:32

Yeah, but let's say if I uh if I just do the tasks at work, and uh then uh I uh that's the only things I skip through.

SPEAKER_02 25:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 25:43

I mean, I I don't think I would miss out on that much. Okay, because the I wouldn't skip through fights or anything like that. I'll take a fight.

SPEAKER_02 25:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 25:56

And uh yeah, and other things that he skipped through I wouldn't skip through.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

Also, Michael Jackson was still alive in 2017. Yeah. According to this movie. But not in real life. No, no, this was 2004. Six. Six? Okay. I'm always like two years beh uh like around off, right? That was the word. Well, I don't understand. I mean, if he had so much work to do and he was missing out on so much life, so why didn't he just pause life, do his work, and then resume when he's done?

SPEAKER_06 26:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:37

And then he'd still get the work done, and he still gets to hang out with his family and not waste so much time.

SPEAKER_04 26:44

No, yeah. I'm working. And uh I would probably use the uh volume button. Go up now, raise the volume. Well, it depends on the situation.

SPEAKER_02 26:57

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04 26:59

If I want to hear what someone says, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:01

Okay, that would be good.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

But if it's just loud noises, I would just turn it off.

SPEAKER_03 27:08

That would probably be good.

SPEAKER_04 27:10

Yeah, and uh, you know, uh speaking of uh Henry Winkler, the dad stuff, oh my god, uh, it's so sad when he's like yelling at the dad.

SPEAKER_03 27:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:21

The last time he sees his dad.

SPEAKER_02 27:23

Yep. I didn't like that part.

SPEAKER_04 27:25

No.

SPEAKER_02 27:25

It wasn't good.

SPEAKER_04 27:26

No.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

It was sad. Yes. I didn't like it.

SPEAKER_04 27:30

Anyway. Yeah. Anything else? It's like we said before, Adam Sandler movies, they are stupid and childish, but they do have heart. Yeah. Most of them.

SPEAKER_02 27:42

Yeah. Alright.

Break Then Russian Mad Libs

SPEAKER_02 27:44

Yeah. Would you like to take a break?

SPEAKER_04 27:45

Let's take a break.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

Alright. We'll be right back. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 28:01

We're back.

SPEAKER_02 28:02

Hello. Alright, so today Matthias is Russian.

SPEAKER_04 28:05

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 28:06

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 28:06

Yes, I am. Da.

SPEAKER_02 28:08

Da da da.

SPEAKER_04 28:11

Da I am.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

So we're gonna play mad libs. We're gonna do a few mad libs and in Russian. In Russian, and then send me on my way. Okay?

SPEAKER_04 28:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 28:21

And you to bed.

SPEAKER_04 28:22

And me to bed.

SPEAKER_02 28:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:24

I also need to shower.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

Oh, Rose. Okay, sorry. So Matias. I need a noun.

SPEAKER_04 28:31

Duck.

SPEAKER_02 28:31

Duck duck. Duck. No. Verb.

SPEAKER_04 28:35

Shower.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

Noun. Work. Plural noun. Bikes. Noun. Lock. Last name.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

Lungren.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

Occupation. Occupation. Occupation.

SPEAKER_04 28:47

Occupation.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

Occupation.

SPEAKER_04 28:50

Warehouse worker.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

Plural noun.

SPEAKER_04 28:52

Doctors. I oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

Yeah. Number. How many doctors?

SPEAKER_04 28:57

425.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

Oh my goodness. Adverb.

SPEAKER_04 29:01

Too many. Randomly.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

Adjective.

SPEAKER_04 29:03

Scared.

SPEAKER_02 29:04

Verb.

SPEAKER_04 29:05

Face plant.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

Adjective.

SPEAKER_04 29:07

I just thought of one, but then it just disappeared.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

Okay. That's too long, so you have to sh cut it down.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

Okay. Shorten it. Thoughtful.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

Part of the body.

SPEAKER_04 29:18

Mole.

SPEAKER_02 29:19

A mole?

SPEAKER_04 29:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:20

Plural noun.

SPEAKER_04 29:21

Jumpsuits.

SPEAKER_02 29:22

Noun.

SPEAKER_04 29:23

Basketball.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

Number.

SPEAKER_04 29:24

0.78.

SPEAKER_02 29:26

Okay. This one is called Fairy Sightings on the Rise. How do you spell fairy? How do you spell fairy?

SPEAKER_04 29:35

F A I R Y.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

I would say that's probably correct.

SPEAKER_04 29:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

The thing is that there's an American version and the British version. The British version uses an E. And then some versions are like I-E at the end.

SPEAKER_04 29:50

Okay. It's weird. Well, that would be if they're plural.

SPEAKER_02 29:55

Yeah. Yeah. But it's just not always the case. Alright. Fairy sightings on the rise. Since at least 1927, the fairy investigation duck has met to shower and gather evidence of pork life in all its reported forms. Do pigs exist? We don't know. They're fairies. They might be fairies. In the today in the Wow, in the society's heyday, it boasted several famous bikes, included including decorated Loch Hero Lord Lunch. Oh my goodness. Okay. Lock Hero Lord Lunch. And iconic warehouse worker Walt Disney. We all know the famous warehouse worker Walt Disney.

SPEAKER_04 30:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:43

Through many of their doctors. Nope. Sorry. Though many of their doctors were destroyed during World War 425. Oh, that's a lot of that's too many wars, guys. I know we like it. We think it's fun. We all want to play soldiers and stuff and war heroes and stuff, but it's not good.

SPEAKER_05 31:08

Oh, maybe it should have stopped somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 31:11

How are we still existing with so many world wars?

SPEAKER_05 31:14

Yeah. It's it loses its me its meaning.

SPEAKER_02 31:18

Yeah, like this isn't even fun anymore.

unknown 31:20

No.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

All of our doctors are dead.

SPEAKER_06 31:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:23

Okay. Though many of their doctors were destroyed during World War 425, the society grew randomly over the decades. Until scared ridicule in the 90s drove the society to faceplant underground. As if faceplanting on regular ground was not enough. We go underground to take faceplanting to a whole new level and hope that we grow an actual face.

SPEAKER_05 31:53

It's very dark there.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

Today, however, they appear to be as thoughtful as ever with an active mole book page and hundreds of devoted jumpsuits. A recent census conducted by the society shows basketball sightings are on the rise. With uh 0.78 occurring in the past year alone.

SPEAKER_05 32:18

Oh, not even one.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

No, no, not even one, but almost I think I saw one. Almost three quarters of one. Alright. Here you go.

SPEAKER_04 32:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

This one's fun. Don't you think? It looks like fun.

SPEAKER_04 32:34

Probably. Noun.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

Tortoise. Tor toys. Tor toys. Toys for toys. Yeah. Adjective. Terrible. Terrible. That's terrible in French.

SPEAKER_04 32:51

Mer Murby.

SPEAKER_02 32:52

Merby. Murby Burby.

SPEAKER_04 32:54

Person. Male.

SPEAKER_02 32:56

Oh, okay. Tom. Yeah, of course. You know Tom. I know Tom. He feels like Tom inside.

SPEAKER_04 33:02

He feels empty. Verp. Burp. Verb. Burp. Okay. I thought you were making fun of me.

SPEAKER_02 33:11

I am. Okay. And also answering you.

SPEAKER_04 33:14

Plural noun. You can't say the same burp. Plural nouns.

SPEAKER_02 33:21

Toilets. Because I'm five years old. This is funny.

SPEAKER_04 33:24

Type of food?

SPEAKER_02 33:26

Toilets. No. Type of noun? Type of food. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:29

Type of noun.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

A person? Wait, type of food? Person that's not a type of food.

SPEAKER_04 33:37

Depends on if you're a cannibal or not. I guess um. Tom. Tom.

SPEAKER_02 33:42

Seafood.

SPEAKER_04 33:43

It sure looks yummy. Seafood. I didn't say that.

SPEAKER_02 33:49

I don't know. Type of food. Let's see. Tomato?

SPEAKER_04 33:54

Sure. Noun. Hey, that's Tom.

SPEAKER_02 33:57

Thermometer. Tom Mato. Tomato. Tom 8 O. Ate what? Eight O's. Spaghettios.

SPEAKER_04 34:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:06

Tom ate spaghettios.

SPEAKER_04 34:07

Tom ate spaghettios. Okay. What was the noun you said?

SPEAKER_02 34:12

We forgot. I don't know. Did I have a noun? I don't know, but I asked. Thermometer. Thermobiter. Thermobiter. Thermopeter. Bopit. Did you play Bopit? I don't know. It was my sister's toy. I liked it, but I wasn't allowed to play with it. I got the mini version.

SPEAKER_04 34:32

Verb ending in ing.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

What are my previous verbs? I don't know what I've already said. Burp. Burp. Is that it? Yeah. Okay. ING? Torturing.

SPEAKER_04 34:49

Verb.

SPEAKER_02 34:50

Another one?

SPEAKER_04 34:51

No. Yes. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

Trip. To trip. Trip. To trip and fall.

SPEAKER_04 34:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:58

That's my verb. Trip and fall.

SPEAKER_04 35:00

You're gonna trip tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

I'm gonna trip all the way across the ocean.

SPEAKER_04 35:03

Yeah. Whoops. Verb ending in ing.

SPEAKER_02 35:07

Another one? Yes. Um tiptoeing. Very sneaky way of sneaking. It's to teet. Teeptoe. Teeptoe. Teep. Teep. Teep. Teeptoe. Teep. Toe. Teep toe. Did you get it that time?

SPEAKER_04 35:22

No. Animal. That was just a comment. No.

SPEAKER_02 35:26

An animal? Animal. Animal? What did I do? Tarantula. Okay. You did it wrong. Yeah. Don't do that ever again. It was bad.

SPEAKER_04 35:37

Tarantula.

SPEAKER_02 35:38

Yeah. Tarantula. Tula. Tula. That's a cute name. I'm changing my name to Tula. Silly word. Tantula. Tantula. No. Yeah, tantula. Tantula. Tantula. Sounds like direct. Wait, what are the arms? Tentacles. Tentacle. Tentacle. Okay. Tentacle.

SPEAKER_04 35:56

Silly word.

SPEAKER_02 35:57

Yeah. Tentacle. I think it's a funny word. Tentacle.

SPEAKER_04 36:00

Verb. Two verbs, actually.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

Two verbs.

SPEAKER_04 36:03

Verbs.

SPEAKER_02 36:04

Verbs. Tumble. It's like tripping, but it's tumbling. To thrill. Oh no. I think you spelled it wrong. We're writing. We're not drawing pictures. Thrill. Thrill. Exclamation. Exclamation. Tsunami. Yeah. You have to warn someone that there's a tsunami coming. Verb bending in ING. Oh no. No. Telling.

SPEAKER_04 36:34

Adjective.

SPEAKER_02 36:35

Trusty. My trusty steed. It's a horse, usually.

SPEAKER_04 36:39

I have noticed a pattern pattern.

SPEAKER_02 36:42

Except for one.

SPEAKER_04 36:42

Yeah. Which is the thing. Except for burp.

SPEAKER_05 36:45

Burp. Everyone starts with T except for burp.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

Yeah, well, that one wasn't planned. Uh, it just kind of happened. Yeah. Okay. I have to have some kind of theme, or else it's like boring. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:00

Well, I remember when I did our names.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:05

Cool.

SPEAKER_02 37:05

Okay. This one is a satire play. I have number one, number two people here that are talking. So number one says, OMG, I'm so bored. Number two. Me too. Let's play a tortoise on someone. Number one. That's a terrible idea. But who? Number two. How about Tom? He's dumb enough to burp for anything. Yup. The two to oh, in parentheses. The two toilets hide under a tomato tree, waiting for their thermometer to pass by.

SPEAKER_05 37:44

Pass by. So the this their toilets. Yeah, toilets named number one and number two.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

Yes, very funny.

SPEAKER_05 37:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:54

Under a tomato tree, waiting for their thermometer to pass by. Top spy. Poss by. Pass by.

SPEAKER_05 38:03

You're British. I'm Russian, you're British.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

I'm getting very fancy over here. Toposby.

SPEAKER_05 38:08

Tobasby.

SPEAKER_02 38:09

Tobasby. Number one. Why is he torturing so slow? Speed it up. Come on. Number two. I'm so bored I could trip. Number one. Wait! He's tiptoeing back around. Very sneaky. In parentheses is as second, or number two, makes tarantula sounds. Meh meh. Or something. I don't know. This is a spider. They don't really make noises, but we're gonna pretend they do. Number one, what are you doing, tentacle? He'll tumble you. Number two. I know. Maybe he'll thrill this way. Number one, tsunami! You totally scared him. Look, he's telling away. Number two. Now we're going to be even more trusty.

SPEAKER_06 38:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

This was so weird. Okay, whatever. Your turn.

Wear-Ape Witness Interview Mad Lib

SPEAKER_02 39:01

Okay. Animal.

SPEAKER_04 39:02

Ape. Verb. Smell.

SPEAKER_03 39:04

Place.

SPEAKER_04 39:05

Parking lot.

SPEAKER_03 39:06

Number.

SPEAKER_04 39:07

34.

SPEAKER_03 39:09

Plural noun.

SPEAKER_04 39:10

Chords. Okay, no, I'm just looking at plural noun. Chocolate bars.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

Noun.

SPEAKER_04 39:16

Shoe.

SPEAKER_02 39:16

Animal.

SPEAKER_04 39:17

B.

SPEAKER_02 39:17

Verb ending in ing.

SPEAKER_04 39:19

Crashing.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

Article of clothing.

SPEAKER_04 39:21

The other shoe. No.

SPEAKER_02 39:23

The other shoe.

SPEAKER_04 39:24

No. Bandana.

SPEAKER_02 39:26

Adjective.

SPEAKER_04 39:26

Lucky.

SPEAKER_02 39:27

Adverb.

SPEAKER_04 39:28

We're reading the paper.

SPEAKER_02 39:29

No. I thought I wrote on myself. I did, kind of. Okay. I was like, oh no.

SPEAKER_04 39:36

Uh, what was that?

SPEAKER_02 39:37

Adverb.

SPEAKER_04 39:38

Adverb. Soon.

SPEAKER_02 39:39

Exclamation. What do you usually yell at someone?

SPEAKER_04 39:43

What do I usually yell?

SPEAKER_02 39:44

Nothing appropriate. No, no.

SPEAKER_04 39:48

And now I'm like thinking movies. And I one fun yell that's just so random is whale.

SPEAKER_02 39:57

Whale.

SPEAKER_04 39:58

Yeah. In uh Kung Pao when they're falling in the waterfall, and there's a whale coming after them.

SPEAKER_02 40:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 40:06

So whale.

SPEAKER_02 40:07

Whale. Adjective.

SPEAKER_04 40:09

Adjective moist.

SPEAKER_02 40:11

Part of the body plural.

SPEAKER_04 40:13

Triceps.

SPEAKER_02 40:14

Color.

SPEAKER_04 40:15

Magenta.

SPEAKER_02 40:16

Verb.

SPEAKER_04 40:17

Drive.

SPEAKER_02 40:18

Okay. This one is a witness interview. Okay. Which is always fun. Yeah. Another script. This is between a kid and an officer.

SPEAKER_05 40:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 40:28

The kid starts by saying, I'm telling you, my sister is a wear ape.

SPEAKER_05 40:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 40:33

That's a nice title.

SPEAKER_05 40:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:35

My sister is a wear ape. Okay. Officer says, slow down. Smell at the beginning.

SPEAKER_05 40:44

Don't don't forget to smell.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

Kid says, I got home from the parking lot 34 hours after my curfew. Not good. You're in trouble. Just saying out.

SPEAKER_05 40:56

What are you doing on the parking lot?

SPEAKER_02 40:57

Why didn't anyone pick you up from the parking lot 24 hours ago? I tiptoed upstairs without my cords noticing. Sneaking. That's when I heard chocolate bars coming from my sister's shoe room. What? She's got a whole room for shoes.

SPEAKER_04 41:14

Yeah. Some people do that.

SPEAKER_02 41:17

I guess so. They have too many shoes.

SPEAKER_04 41:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

Officer says, What did you think was happening, kid? At first I thought there was a bee in the room with her. Then I heard crashing sounds, like someone or something was ripping her bandana apart.

SPEAKER_06 41:33

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 41:34

Sisters in the gang.

SPEAKER_05 41:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:36

I asked her if she was lucky.

SPEAKER_05 41:40

Do you get lucky in there?

SPEAKER_02 41:42

Are you getting lucky in there? And when she didn't answer, I knocked as soon as I could. Are you okay in there?

SPEAKER_06 41:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:52

Officer, according to your dad, you screamed, Wail at your sister? Yeah. Why didn't you call for help? This is awful. Kid says the door opened, and that's when I saw her. She had moist claws and whiskers had grown out of her triceps. Oh, you. That's why.

SPEAKER_05 42:15

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

She looked at me with magenta eyes and growled, drive your own business, twerp. Okay, I'll do that. Thank you. Thanks for the like.

SPEAKER_05 42:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:29

Uh advice.

SPEAKER_05 42:30

Thanks for the support.

SPEAKER_02 42:32

Yeah. I'll do that. Here you go.

Sphinx Riddle Mad Lib Finale

SPEAKER_02 42:35

Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_04 42:37

I want you to tell me a place.

SPEAKER_02 42:41

Drive-in theater. It's the nicest place you could ever go to. Ever.

SPEAKER_04 42:45

A bit. I would love to.

SPEAKER_02 42:48

Yeah, well, you're not gonna.

SPEAKER_04 42:50

Noun?

SPEAKER_02 42:51

Door. I'm going with D. Everything is a D.

SPEAKER_04 42:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 42:55

Everything. Okay. Everything.

SPEAKER_04 42:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 42:58

Yup.

SPEAKER_04 42:58

Uh door.

SPEAKER_02 43:00

A door.

SPEAKER_04 43:01

Adorable.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

Door. Animal. Dog. Let's go as basic as possible.

SPEAKER_04 43:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:07

Dog.

SPEAKER_04 43:08

The first thing I was thinking was donkey. Dog. Dog. No, I almost wrote donkey.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

Don't do that. I didn't say donkey. I said dog. That's too many letters for dog.

SPEAKER_04 43:22

Dog. Verb past tense.

SPEAKER_02 43:25

Did.

SPEAKER_04 43:26

Oh. Verb ending in s.

SPEAKER_02 43:28

Dodges.

SPEAKER_04 43:29

Part of the body. Plural.

SPEAKER_02 43:31

D. No. Um. Hmm. Let's see. Let's be creative here and not go with the obvious.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

What's the obvious?

SPEAKER_02 43:41

Uh D. Doorknob.

SPEAKER_04 43:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 43:44

That's a part of the body, right?

SPEAKER_04 43:45

Yeah, on the body.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

Can I say doorknob? I mean it's implied.

SPEAKER_04 43:49

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

But it's not really.

SPEAKER_04 43:51

No.

SPEAKER_02 43:52

What else starts with a D? Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and And toes, eyes, and ears and mouth and nose, head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. There's no body part that starts with D. No. Out of my options here. Um I'm thinking like dental, but uh that's that's no deltoids. What is that? Is that a leg? Is that in your leg? Maybe. Sure. It's in the shoulder. It's in the shoulder.

SPEAKER_04 44:26

Number.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

Decidi. Decidi.

SPEAKER_04 44:29

Decided.

SPEAKER_02 44:30

Decided. That's my my rap name. Decided.

SPEAKER_04 44:34

Yeah, I'm like digit, but it's not that's not a number.

SPEAKER_02 44:39

Mmm. Decimal one.

SPEAKER_04 44:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 44:42

You have to say decimal one. Some people say point. I'm saying decimal one.

SPEAKER_04 44:48

Okay. Noun.

SPEAKER_02 44:50

Dog.

unknown 44:51

No.

SPEAKER_02 44:52

Um dad is a person.

SPEAKER_04 44:55

First name, male.

SPEAKER_02 44:57

Dad. Doug. Douglas.

SPEAKER_04 44:59

Which one?

SPEAKER_02 45:00

Douglas.

SPEAKER_04 45:01

Noun.

SPEAKER_02 45:01

Desert. Desert. Desert.

SPEAKER_04 45:03

Which one?

SPEAKER_02 45:04

Desert. Verb. To distract.

SPEAKER_04 45:07

Distract.

SPEAKER_02 45:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:08

Verb ending in s.

SPEAKER_02 45:10

Damages. Damages. Yep. Going with that one.

SPEAKER_04 45:14

Adjective.

SPEAKER_02 45:15

Dirty.

SPEAKER_04 45:16

Noun.

SPEAKER_02 45:16

Dictator. It's a potato. Yeah. Okay. I got it. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 45:27

It was dumb. A potato who looks like what? A lizard. Richard. Richard. Uh adjective.

SPEAKER_02 45:36

Dainty.

SPEAKER_04 45:37

What?

SPEAKER_02 45:37

Dainty.

SPEAKER_04 45:38

Denty.

SPEAKER_02 45:39

Dainty. D-A. Dainty. D-A I N T Y. It's like fragile, kind of.

SPEAKER_04 45:47

Noun.

SPEAKER_02 45:48

Drink. A drink. A drink.

SPEAKER_04 45:50

Occupation.

SPEAKER_02 45:51

A drink. Dermatologist. Couldn't be a dentist.

SPEAKER_04 45:57

No.

SPEAKER_02 45:58

Dermatologist. Oh, that's it. Okay. Interesting. Okay. What? This one is called Riddle of the Sphinx. Sphinx?

SPEAKER_04 46:07

Yeah. Sphinx.

SPEAKER_02 46:09

Okay. According to legends of the Drive-in Theater, the Sphinx had the door of a human and the body of a dog.

SPEAKER_04 46:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 46:19

She killed and did any travelers who couldn't answer the following question. This sounds like rape. She killed them first, and then she did them.

SPEAKER_04 46:33

Yeah, so that's necro necrophilia. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:39

Not narcolepsy. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 46:42

Uh Are you narcolepsic? Ew.

SPEAKER_02 46:46

Gross.

SPEAKER_05 46:47

You should be in jail.

SPEAKER_02 46:49

Okay, so she did this to any traveler who couldn't answer the following question. What creature dodges on four deltoids in the morning? Decal one legs at noon. Not even a whole leg. Hardly a fraction. And three in the dad.

SPEAKER_04 47:06

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 47:07

Whoa.

SPEAKER_04 47:08

Three legs?

SPEAKER_02 47:10

Three in the dad. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 47:11

No.

SPEAKER_02 47:12

And three in the dad. I don't I don't know. No. I don't get it. I guess I'm dead and uh raped.

SPEAKER_06 47:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:20

Okay. Only the hero Douglas gave the correct answer leading to the Sphinx's desert. Okay. Already in the desert, but okay. This is the Sphinx's specific desert. Yeah. Man, he said, because a baby has to distract before he can walk. Oh, the answer was the answer was a man.

SPEAKER_04 47:42

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 47:43

Not like a man. Because that's what I was reading it like.

SPEAKER_04 47:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:48

So the answer to this was man, he said. Because a baby has to distract before he can walk by dodging on poor adeltoids.

SPEAKER_04 47:56

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:57

Then he damages on two legs until he's dirty. Yup. That's that's a child. That's a man. A man, yep. At which point he uses a dictator to keep his balance.

SPEAKER_05 48:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:11

Right. The Sphinx was so dainty that her riddle had been solved. That she threw herself off a high drink and died.

SPEAKER_05 48:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 48:22

Talk about a drama dermatologist. Dramadermatologist.

SPEAKER_05 48:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:27

Dramadermatologist. Okay. Was that it? That's good. That's all we're doing. No more methods. That's good. That's good. Alright, well,

What’s Ruining Our Lives And Farewell

SPEAKER_02 48:37

cool. Since we're reaching the end of the episode, uh, would you please tell me what's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_04 48:44

You're gonna be gone. You're gonna be gone.

SPEAKER_02 48:47

You're gonna be gone. You're gonna be gone. You're gonna be gone. You're gonna be gone everywhere. You're gonna be gone out of my hair, I think.

SPEAKER_04 48:59

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 49:00

You're gonna be gone.

SPEAKER_04 49:02

Yeah, you're gonna be gone.

SPEAKER_02 49:03

You're gonna be gone.

SPEAKER_04 49:06

I'll I'll do the editing myself.

SPEAKER_02 49:10

You're still gonna be gone. Yes, so the next couple episodes are going to be uh different, I guess. Yeah. Since we're still recording podcasts, even while I'm gone.

SPEAKER_04 49:23

We're gonna do some uh probably gonna video call or something, right?

SPEAKER_02 49:28

Yay. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 49:30

Yeah. Record that way.

SPEAKER_02 49:32

Yeah. It's gonna be weird, it's gonna be awkward, but it's gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_04 49:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:36

And stuff.

SPEAKER_04 49:37

What's ruining your life?

SPEAKER_02 49:39

Uh I'm I'm not ready. I'm leaving soon, and I I haven't done a single thing. I pulled out clothes and that's it.

SPEAKER_04 49:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:46

I haven't even put them in my bag. I just put them on my bed.

SPEAKER_04 49:48

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:49

Yep. That's it. You're out of sips.

SPEAKER_04 49:52

Yes, we're all out of sips, and that means we're all out of episode.

SPEAKER_02 49:56

Would you like to wrap this up?

SPEAKER_04 49:57

Let's do that.

SPEAKER_02 49:58

Alright. Thank you for listening to this episode. I think it was fun.

SPEAKER_06 50:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:04

Follow and subscribe and stuff so that you don't miss next episode coming out on Tuesday. Yeah. Again. Don't want to miss that because it's gonna be different. Yeah. Uh send us a text. Write us a poem. Poem. Yeah, sure. Yeah. That I can read next time. Last week I asked you all to send me your favorite song.

SPEAKER_04 50:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:28

And I got fan mail.

SPEAKER_04 50:29

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_02 50:30

I got one from Heather.

SPEAKER_04 50:32

Oh, are you gonna meet that fan soon?

SPEAKER_02 50:34

I'm gonna meet her on Saturday, I think. Yeah, you're gonna Saturday.

SPEAKER_04 50:39

You're gonna go to her.

SPEAKER_02 50:41

Yeah, that that sounded threatening.

SPEAKER_04 50:43

It's like a meet and greet.

SPEAKER_02 50:45

It's a meet and greet. I've met her and I've greeted her. I've met and I grret her. Regret her. Regret. I met her and I regret her. But she is still the fan, and I have to respect her.

SPEAKER_05 50:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:59

I'm writing a song myself. She wrote, right now, my favorite song is either Red Rum by Bambi Thug or Dark Spell Bind by Carleam. Carlean.

SPEAKER_06 51:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 51:11

Carleen. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 51:13

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 51:13

I'm not gonna sing these songs because I don't know them. But that was fun information. Thank you very much. You didn't even uh I didn't even bother. No. Thank you again. Okay. We'll be back next week.

SPEAKER_04 51:24

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 51:24

Goodbye. Have a good life. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 51:27

And see you next week, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 51:29

Yep. Bye.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Bye-bye.

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SPEAKER_02 51:32

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SPEAKER_04 51:35

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SPEAKER_04 52:02

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SPEAKER_02 52:08

Goodbye, Matthias.

SPEAKER_04 52:09

Goodbye, Lauren.