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Lauren & Mattias Episode 190

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We jump from chaotic life updates into movie night mode, rewatching Big and You Don’t Mess With The Zohan with equal parts nostalgia and side-eye. We laugh at the absurd bits, call out what feels creepy or dated, and end by asking you to tell us what to do next. 
• Work jokes about never stopping until you hit the wall 
• Travel timing, being tired, and whether Tuesday is realistic 
• Big as a Tom Hanks rewatch with wish fulfillment and toy-company fantasy 
• The romance angle in Big and why it reads creepy now 
• Surprise cast sightings and why cameos change a watch list 
• You Don’t Mess With The Zohan as dumb fun with a shelf life 
• What 2000s comedy could never be made today 
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Cold Open And Chaos Energy

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Here's the fun intro, crack the tenure. Here we go. No one knows what we'll even know. Started with a movie plot. Now it's done where we are not. Bad ideas and late night takes. Absidents, we're the mistake. If you can turn up late, ignore all your expectancies.

Squirrel Spotting And Coming Home

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Guess what?

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Goodness. What did you say?

SPEAKER_06

I said, guess what?

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's all I said so far.

SPEAKER_00

Uh uh, yes. Uh I'm guessing you found a squirrel.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I did, actually. You did? It was a humongous squirrel.

SPEAKER_00

Oh.

SPEAKER_06

I saw the biggest squirrel ever today.

SPEAKER_00

Very cool. I'm good at this.

SPEAKER_06

I guess so.

SPEAKER_00

So no, I I'm guessing you have other things to say.

SPEAKER_05

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

So what's I okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

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I will be home day after tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. You'll be home day after tomorrow. Tuesday.

SPEAKER_04

Tuesday.

SPEAKER_00

Tuesday.

SPEAKER_04

Tuesday.

SPEAKER_00

That's good.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Uh am I gonna see you on Tuesday or is that for another day?

SPEAKER_06

I don't know. Okay. Um, well, Tuesday I'll probably be really tired.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna say probably not. And also, aren't you working?

SPEAKER_00

I'm working, but I'm also getting off work, so you're not never.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, okay you never ever stop working.

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Okay.

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That is my life advice for you.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

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Never ever, ever, ever stop working.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. That's how you hit the wall, as you say.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, uh, okay. Well, uh never ever stop working until that point.

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Until the wall comes.

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Until until you can see the wall, and then and then you can stop working.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

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In my case, that's not good because I am working with the wall.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, okay.

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And painting the wall.

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Oh yeah. Oh, it's on that verge.

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I see the wall and I just want to paint it.

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Yeah, okay. Yeah.

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You're stuck just before the wall and started painting.

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Um disguising the wall as something else. It is just it's something it's a tunnel now.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, cool.

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So I'm just gonna keep going.

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Yeah, now you can go.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, thank you.

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I've seen cartoons.

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No, no, no. Nothing wrong here.

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No. What was that?

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My knees.

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Your knees again? Call back.

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All right, thanks. Oh, oh, yeah.

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Oh my god.

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Okay, goodbye. Come back later. Uh uh.

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Woof.

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Did you hang on me?

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What?

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Why did you hang up on me?

SPEAKER_00

I didn't hang up. Okay, good. You said uh you said uh and then woof.

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Oh, okay.

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That's weird. Yeah. Why would I say that?

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You turned into a dog. Ah, that's why you saw the squirrel. Oh, that's okay. Makes sense now.

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Alright. I'm just putting them off.

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Yeah.

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I I don't think I have that much to do here.

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Okay. Are you alone?

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Um, kinda, not really.

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Okay.

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Because I have the child in the other room.

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Taking a nap.

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Or something. Maybe taking a nap, I don't know.

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No. Yeah.

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Yeah.

Work Weeks And Vacation Countdown

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Okay. I'm gonna do it that part and then I'm gonna say I'm done.

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Okay.

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Tell me about your week.

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What happened this week?

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What has happened this week? Tell me all about it.

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Uh well, I I've been working.

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Do you have vacation soon?

SPEAKER_00

In what is it? Like two weeks? Yeah, two weeks.

SPEAKER_04

Oh okay. Why is that too long?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I know, but uh too long.

SPEAKER_04

That's not acceptable. No, I won't accept it.

SPEAKER_00

No. But yes, I will work two weeks and then I'll be off for three weeks.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Three weeks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Alright. I mean, it's not paid vacation.

SPEAKER_05

That's too bad.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. If I had paid vacation, I would have taken four weeks.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

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So then I would only have one week left.

SPEAKER_04

Right. Okay, I'm done here.

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Okay, cool.

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Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_00

Looks good. Okay, yeah. Bye bye.

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Bye bye. Just kidding.

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Yeah. Call back.

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Goodbye.

Ceiling Cam And Getting Set Up

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Well, it's so funny.

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I'm gonna sit down.

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You're gonna sit down.

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And then I'm gonna show you my face.

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Oh, okay. Oh's my face. Yeah, I see it.

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It's still here.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Very cool. But you can't see you can't see me. No.

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Why?

SPEAKER_00

Because I I have the phone uh next to the microphone, so you only see the wheel uh wheeling. Ceiling. What? You only see the ceiling if you ceiling. Yeah.

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The wheeling.

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Do you want to see my ceiling or should I yeah, I wanna see your ceiling. Okay, wait.

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Show me your ceiling.

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There you go.

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There it is. Where are you? There you are. Only a little creepy, but okay.

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Just a little bit.

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Okay. I want to tell you about the movies that I saw.

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Okay, should we open this up?

SPEAKER_06

I'm open. Oh I'm opened up.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, I I need to open this up because I have a can here.

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Okay.

Welcome And Tonight’s Movie Picks

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Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Matias.

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Hello, I'm Lauren.

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And now we're gonna talk about movies. Yeah. Yeah, let's move on.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. I watched two movies.

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Yeah.

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Um Big and Don't Mess with the Zohan.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Which one did you see first?

SPEAKER_00

Uh let's see. I think I saw Sohan first.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. I watched Big.

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We're so good at this.

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Why?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Last week it was the opposite. We uh Yeah. Well, it's good. Then we both started with the other ones first, one week at least.

SPEAKER_04

I guess that one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. So do you wanna tell m should I start or should you start?

Big Review And The Creepy Bits

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I wanna start.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Tell me about Big.

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Big is a movie with Tom Hanks. Yes. And uh I forgot that we were watching Tom Hanks, so I was expecting Adam Sandler.

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Oh, okay.

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But um it wasn't Adam Sandler. No, it was Tom Hanks.

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Yeah.

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Which I was I was happy about that. Um and we watched Tom Hanks because he's turning 70.

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Yeah.

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He was not 70 in this movie. No, tell you that much. He was a baby.

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Yeah.

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A tiny little baby.

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But he was an adult because yeah. Oh, yeah. You tell me about the movie.

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It's about a kid who makes a wish to be big, and then he gets big, and then he immediately regrets it, but he uh ends up getting a job and kind of a really nice job. I wanted his job.

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Yeah.

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And yeah.

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It's fun how he like climbed the uh the ladder just being uh a kid and playing with stuff.

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Yeah. Creepy.

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Yeah. So yeah.

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So what did you think about the movie?

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Yeah, I I really like this movie, uh big. Uh uh yeah, I mean, it is creepy in some ways, and but uh I mean it's also uh a kind of cute movie, and uh yeah, I I do like it. What do you think about this movie?

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How did you think it was creepy?

SPEAKER_00

The way, you know, he's uh what what was he, 12, the boy.

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Yeah, 12, 13.

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Yeah, something like that. And he uh gets involved with an older woman. She doesn't know he's a kid, but still, when you think about it.

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He seemed pretty happy though.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I mean, any boy in that age would be happy, but uh it's not right, if you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_06

No, I guess not. I like the movie, I really like the movie. Yeah, it was really cute.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, have you seen it before?

SPEAKER_06

No, okay. Uh John Lovitz was in this movie.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. I had forgot about that. If I uh remembered that, I would have m put um uh uh Adam Sander movie with John Lovitz on the uh list instead. But I I forgot that he was in this movie completely. But that was a fun surprise.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I like seeing him in random movies.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I mean he's he's a good cameo in movies. He he's never he never got like a big role in that many movies. I know one, which uh that movie is funny, so maybe I should we should watch it at some point. Yeah, but yeah, often he's playing like uh supporting roles.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it was a good movie.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it is yeah, I I agree. Um, so yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Then oh wait, yes, the the the dad in Home Alone was in this movie too.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_06

John was that the other movie?

SPEAKER_00

No, no, it was this one.

SPEAKER_06

It was this one, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, it was the jealous one that because uh Tom Hanks uh you know came up with better ideas for toys. Yeah, yeah. It was fun to see him too. John Heard. Alright. Alright.

Zohan Review And Aging Comedy

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And uh then we or I watched You Don't Mess with the Sohan. And yeah. This movie uh is about um a Middle Eastern agent, like a secret agent, who wants to who who fakes his death and uh goes to America to become a hairdresser.

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Yeah.

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And uh yes, uh, you know, people discover who he is later on, and uh yeah, it's a it's a silly movie. Um yeah, I I don't know. What what am I missing?

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Uh yeah, no. Uh Rob Schneider is one of his enemies.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Uh well he's missing his goat.

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Yeah, I get it.

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And uh also uh the terrorist, he's the guy from Oh Brother.

SPEAKER_06

Right. I caught him that time.

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Okay, you did. Good.

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Yeah, I I I I recognized him finally.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, okay, good. So who else was there? Uh Mariah Carey.

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She was there for a second. Yeah.

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Yeah. Um, wait, who else?

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Oh, um, was it Chris Rock? No.

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Wait, yeah.

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The taxi driver. Yeah, he was a taxi driver.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's right. Yeah. Yeah, that was fun. Um, probably more actors that oh, Kevin Nealin.

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Mm-hmm. Yep.

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Yeah.

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He was just he reminded me of you.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_06

He's out as a night watcher, but he's just like, what if something actually happens though? What do I do?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I mean, that's a good point.

SPEAKER_05

Like, I don't want to actually do anything.

SPEAKER_00

No. Yeah. And also they were kicking a cat. Yeah. You know, I mean it's as a hacking pack. Yeah, exactly. Okay, that's what you say. That was fun.

SPEAKER_04

Was it?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I always I always uh laughed so hard at that scene. Because I mean it's obviously not for real.

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So no, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

No. What did you think about this movie?

SPEAKER_06

Uh I mean it was funny, but it was really stupid.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Was it?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I'd say so.

SPEAKER_00

If you say so.

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I do say so.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I it was um stupid, but I think that's kind of the point, also.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I know. It is. But yeah, that was that was it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I think I feel like uh I still like it, but I I know that I mean this movie could never be made today. No. Because of how I mean 2008? Yeah, that's kind of late for that type of comedy even then.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Could never be made today. No. With uh them like disguising as uh um Middle Eastern and stuff. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

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Yep, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So those were the movies we watched.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

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Yep. I don't know what else to say.

SPEAKER_00

No.

Wrap Up And Listener Challenges

SPEAKER_06

Alright. Have a good, what is it now, evening?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's seven.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, alright. Have a good evening. I'll talk to you later.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Alright, bye-bye. Bye-bye. Yeah, and that was all from this week's episode, I guess. Next week, hopefully we will be back with a normal episode. And yeah, you people should uh like and sus subscribe and whatever people say and um comment. Comment. Give us a comment and say what we should do for next week's episode. And uh that'd be fun. Give us a challenge. Yeah, challenge us. Or at least me. Maybe not Lauren. I don't know what she if she likes that or not. But anyways, challenge me and uh we'll be back next week with a regular episode. Bye! Bye bye.

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Goodbye, Matthias.

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Goodbye, Lauren.